HOW TO MAKE IT IN USA - Episode 1 : New Client

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  • Опубліковано 25 сер 2024
  • Talent manager Max Gold tries to book Joe a comedy gig by calling a Cruise Line.
    Subscribe: bit.ly/1pte7Y0
    Starring Conner O'Malley and Joe Pera
    Producer/Editor: Tom Hunt
    DP/Color: Kyle Kelley
    Re-Recording Mixer: Josh Berger
    Sound FX: Matt Rigby
    Sound Recordist: Greg Dunbar
    Intro Theme: Chris Rogerson
    Special Thanks: Ryan Dann
    *All phone calls are real.
    a Chestnut Walnut Unlimited production
    www.chestnutwal...

КОМЕНТАРІ • 391

  • @perfectcircles12
    @perfectcircles12 8 років тому +1337

    "when was the last time you watched 101 Dalmatians?"
    "Last night"

    • @NESherv
      @NESherv 8 років тому +139

      Without missing a BEAT

    • @LaLogic2
      @LaLogic2 4 роки тому +52

      It's such a random joke with impecable delivery its amazing

    • @artyomalekseyevich5927
      @artyomalekseyevich5927 4 роки тому

      I don't get it

    • @Puppy_Puppington
      @Puppy_Puppington 3 роки тому +9

      Artyom Alekseyevich it’ll come to you one day n

    • @keeanstevenson7581
      @keeanstevenson7581 3 роки тому +19

      @@artyomalekseyevich5927 why would he as an adult man be watching 101 dalmatians regularly

  • @benhogue5957
    @benhogue5957 5 років тому +523

    Joe and Conner are a great comedy combo. Perfectly contrasting personalities: a low key wholesome father and an absolute fucking psycho.

    • @Straight90s
      @Straight90s 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂 well said

    • @eromalandersson5716
      @eromalandersson5716 2 роки тому +13

      It's like pairing Butters with Cartman

    • @CR4ZYeyes
      @CR4ZYeyes Рік тому +8

      We just need a few more DAHLERS to get this thing REALLY POPPIN

    • @OnionZest
      @OnionZest 8 місяців тому

      I think Joe has kind of shifted away from being as much of an "absolute fucking psycho". He really cooled off after his TBI from being sent through Joe peschi's windshield

  • @nickjohnson9435
    @nickjohnson9435 9 років тому +821

    I just updated my voicemail to close with "May the lord shine his light inside your day and may you be an angel forever"

  • @CDEvans3905
    @CDEvans3905 5 років тому +1301

    Conor O’Malley terrifies and fascinates me at the same time

    • @kindbud
      @kindbud 4 роки тому +42

      he reminds me of the detective from iron giant

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp 4 роки тому +9

      @@kindbud Kent Mansley?

    • @jasyn197
      @jasyn197 4 роки тому +11

      I have the power of God *points revoler at cops*

    • @alixyarrow5821
      @alixyarrow5821 3 роки тому +13

      A lot of people feel that way about cocaine.

    • @Puppy_Puppington
      @Puppy_Puppington 3 роки тому +10

      He looks like a blade runner.

  • @balloonpoop
    @balloonpoop 4 роки тому +436

    These are the most polar opposites ever. an introvert and a goblin who yells at rich people.

    • @Puppy_Puppington
      @Puppy_Puppington 3 роки тому +2

      Balloon Poop oh don’t be such a pibblessss

    • @LaLogic2
      @LaLogic2 3 роки тому

      NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @Norsilca
      @Norsilca 3 роки тому +2

      Somehow they go together so well

  • @philipfrank6444
    @philipfrank6444 8 років тому +754

    "I gotta be honest, Joe. I don't know if this gonna work out for you, but we'll keep trying. I got a bad feeling about you. " To his brand new client.
    hahaha

  • @craig_mo
    @craig_mo 5 років тому +366

    Imagine Disneys biggest ship being called "The Satan of the Sea"

  • @Straight90s
    @Straight90s 2 роки тому +102

    “May the Lord shine His light inside your day and may you be an angel forever”
    What a tremendous line that is

    • @blankpool
      @blankpool Рік тому +4

      Its like lyrics Bob Dylan left out of Forever Young

  • @m620
    @m620 8 років тому +386

    "Satan of the Sea" lolol

  • @willswindle
    @willswindle 8 років тому +735

    i feel like that might have been a real phone call, like, the women actually worked for disney or whatever

    • @mikeemerick4399
      @mikeemerick4399 7 років тому +250

      It was absolutely real. I used to live in Celebration, so there were a couple things that gave it away as totally real.

    • @Scyber_Official
      @Scyber_Official 6 років тому +116

      It says in the description that all phone calls are real

    • @trashtvinternational
      @trashtvinternational 4 роки тому +2

      willswindle of course it is!

    • @beetalius
      @beetalius Місяць тому

      100%

  • @kyraroybot861
    @kyraroybot861 3 роки тому +49

    "I have a feeling this poor guy is sitting right beside you, right?" lol

  • @893loses
    @893loses 4 роки тому +201

    Joe almost breaks when the hold song starts

    • @austinmort5300
      @austinmort5300 4 роки тому +29

      I feel like every time they cut to Joe in the first two episodes he is recovering from laughing at Conner. They also stop doing the shot of Conner with Joe's face in the foreground because you can see him laugh constantly.

  • @MrFennmeista
    @MrFennmeista 4 роки тому +772

    If Joe was a food he'd be 100% whole wheat pancakes with real maple syrup

    • @UncleCroc
      @UncleCroc 4 роки тому +5

      Will Reicher LMAO LOVE THIS

    • @robertcrystals
      @robertcrystals 4 роки тому +10

      I got a bad feeling about you

    • @stonedjesus9887
      @stonedjesus9887 4 роки тому +4

      With a warm can of sprite on the side lmao

    • @Will-kl5ri
      @Will-kl5ri 4 роки тому +2

      Will Reicher hold the maple syrup

    • @sarahoshea9603
      @sarahoshea9603 4 роки тому +6

      Whole wheat? R u serious?? He's white n fluffy! WHITE AND FLUFFY. So.....buttermilk more like.

  • @ZachGarnerComedy
    @ZachGarnerComedy 9 років тому +419

    This Conner dude has the acting skills of a saint. A+

  • @Captainkodiak
    @Captainkodiak 3 роки тому +61

    "When was the last time you watched 101 dalmatians."
    *not a lick of eye contact*
    "Last night..."

    • @codygusto9654
      @codygusto9654 2 роки тому +1

      Just watched this for the first time - completely lost it at that delivery...brilliant.

  • @akxnehtgdfbdfb7448
    @akxnehtgdfbdfb7448 3 роки тому +50

    "May the lord shine his light inside your day and may you be an angel forever" -what a great closer

  • @bigcat81
    @bigcat81 5 років тому +134

    Calling the reservations line on a Saturday to book his clients. Max really has his connections in the biz.

  • @LaGuerre19
    @LaGuerre19 4 роки тому +40

    Thanks to Joe and Conner, I now know the direct number to the bridge of Carnival's biggest ship, _The Satan of the Sea._ May the Lord shine light into your day and may you be an angel forever because of this.

  • @zacka6226
    @zacka6226 5 років тому +157

    I don't know why I'm just now finding all these videos. They're hilarious. It's hard to explain. It's not just the lines, it's the idea of the psychology of the characters and why they say what they say

    • @thelastmanonearth2631
      @thelastmanonearth2631 3 роки тому +10

      Don't feel bad, I'm 2 years behind you!

    • @philorgneopolotin8762
      @philorgneopolotin8762 2 роки тому +1

      The Last Man on Earth and I’m 1 year behind y’all. Saw 1 video randomly and now I’m hooked

  • @Top10WizardReviews
    @Top10WizardReviews 9 років тому +239

    I like this Max Gold character, he seems like he'd direct you down the right path.

    • @NESherv
      @NESherv 8 років тому +18

      Down the right path of COCAINE AND HOOKERS!!!!

    • @skengels
      @skengels 2 роки тому +4

      is it paved with good intentions?

    • @wakegary
      @wakegary Рік тому +2

      I got a weird feeling about him. Seems off the cuff, but kinda mean.

  • @Bob27Fat
    @Bob27Fat 6 років тому +185

    "You ever think about goin' into, like, you know............cremation place, you know?"

  • @carliquiel
    @carliquiel 7 років тому +154

    this humor is a little new to me, but i love it.

  • @jordanfadness8832
    @jordanfadness8832 5 років тому +60

    "He'll find scraps on the ground"

  • @XxKniFingGHSTxX
    @XxKniFingGHSTxX 6 років тому +72

    Mike finally got him a gig with Adult Swim.

    • @yui_bernz
      @yui_bernz 4 роки тому +2

      @@jms1263 ya mike

  • @MathiasBjrnskov
    @MathiasBjrnskov 10 місяців тому +6

    “When was the last time you watched 101 Dalmatians?”
    “Last night”

  • @noahmoore7561
    @noahmoore7561 5 років тому +58

    Conner O’Malley looking like he’s about to bust out laughing every time he finishes a sentence

    • @jurdie111
      @jurdie111 Рік тому +5

      If the description is telling the truth and the phone call certainly is real, it would explain it 😭😭

  • @misspugsley41216
    @misspugsley41216 2 роки тому +16

    Conner blows my mind in this series. His line at 1:53, like ?!?!?! It says the phone calls are real, so I guess the small talk with the people on the other end is always improv'd.....incredible

  • @nicklewry3854
    @nicklewry3854 3 роки тому +23

    “Will it be worth it?”
    “No.”

  • @2taggs2
    @2taggs2 5 років тому +66

    Max definitely has the Bob Odenkirk vibe going on - reminds me of him very much.

  • @cipherpac
    @cipherpac 3 роки тому +11

    "Satan of The Sea" really got me

  • @TheSuperCommentGuy
    @TheSuperCommentGuy 5 років тому +19

    3:22 I love how close they are to cracking when this music starts

  • @a-dawghunchback6927
    @a-dawghunchback6927 5 років тому +31

    “Is it worth it?”
    “No”

  • @martinalonso2035
    @martinalonso2035 9 років тому +36

    Didn't recognize Connor until he said may you be an angel forever hahaha awesome shit

  • @531ff
    @531ff 5 років тому +35

    This agent seems like a real straight shooter

  • @eeeyyyeee
    @eeeyyyeee 4 роки тому +24

    O'Malley's Max character is one of my favourite talent agent characters of all time. I've watched this a dozen times and he's funny every single watch. bit of a heidecker flair as well which gives it a bit extra goofiness

  • @Schrodj1
    @Schrodj1 4 роки тому +30

    "When was the last time you watched 101 Dalmatians?"
    "Last night."

  • @LiveAndLetLivia
    @LiveAndLetLivia 9 років тому +30

    "Cruella Deville, Cruella Deville..." HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! omg this was so excellent

  • @RC_Cola2020
    @RC_Cola2020 5 років тому +24

    "May the lord shine his light onto your day and may you be an angel forever"

  • @christromblee5589
    @christromblee5589 7 років тому +83

    i love this entire 9ep series. i watch it every single night as i fall asleep. so many good lines "ohh I'm so ripped on doobies" and joes reactions and body language is hilarious haha. "Will it be worth it?" "no" "oh" hahahahahaha priceless......"when's the last time you watched 101 domastions?" "last night" hahahaha wow

  • @ivanlovegren5728
    @ivanlovegren5728 2 роки тому +9

    "may the Lord shine his light into your day" - first time i've seen Joe break a smile in a bit

  • @billwhelpley6825
    @billwhelpley6825 2 роки тому +4

    "When's the last time you watched 101 Dalmatians?" - no beat - "last night."

  • @rideintothesun2263
    @rideintothesun2263 3 роки тому +9

    This is one of my favorite things on youtube.

  • @mcbaked2373
    @mcbaked2373 4 роки тому +56

    Connor o Malley is literally the cream of the crop when it comes to comedy.

  • @Not_So_Slim_Shady
    @Not_So_Slim_Shady Рік тому +9

    Joe constantly trying to not break is great

  • @skooter6235
    @skooter6235 4 роки тому +20

    He can find his own food-He can find scraps on the floor

  • @phreddyfatt
    @phreddyfatt 4 роки тому +14

    “I’m in the money business”

  • @RobotRiley
    @RobotRiley 9 років тому +55

    I learned so much watching this

  • @PatrickPierceBateman
    @PatrickPierceBateman 5 років тому +63

    "The Satan of the Sea?"

  • @SandyWhams
    @SandyWhams 3 роки тому +5

    5:00 I didn’t expect to have such a good laugh at that

  • @dookiepost
    @dookiepost Рік тому +5

    Getting mad that the automated phone system even suggests another language option is a good bit

  • @larsonmars2163
    @larsonmars2163 4 роки тому +8

    I love how when Conner stopped writing the number down joe rushed to right it down

  • @edcapos
    @edcapos 9 років тому +32

    That guy is hilarious!! More of him I'm loving the contrast

  • @dklustick
    @dklustick 3 роки тому +7

    “Cremation place”

  • @Outnumbered001
    @Outnumbered001 8 років тому +21

    "still want that ride to the OTB?"
    "...yes please..."

  • @MagnumDB
    @MagnumDB 2 роки тому +4

    3:58 - Watch the camera work very closely when he says “last night“ you can see the camera start to shake… Lol the camera person is definitely cracking up.
    4:10 too!

  • @blankpool
    @blankpool Рік тому +2

    "May the Lord shine his light inside your day and may you be an angel forever."

  • @charlesgallagher1376
    @charlesgallagher1376 10 місяців тому +2

    Joe is growing into his character.

  • @jenschi3833
    @jenschi3833 7 місяців тому +1

    Joe and Conner are the angel and demon on my shoulders.

  • @kevlarkittens
    @kevlarkittens 2 роки тому +1

    The picture of the squirrel on his desk 🤣

  • @brazilianfox8560
    @brazilianfox8560 Рік тому +1

    The absolute genius of this video

  • @chesusjrist9733
    @chesusjrist9733 4 роки тому +3

    Conner's posture is just impeccable.

  • @Obenzinger
    @Obenzinger 9 років тому +43

    Chicken of the Sea should rebrand to Satan of the Sea.

  • @MC-oi2pb
    @MC-oi2pb 5 років тому +6

    I could watch Joe pera videos for hours

  • @flaurosan
    @flaurosan 3 роки тому +5

    Here he is Max, later he is Mark from truthhunters, and in the joe pera show he is Mike. Just a coincidence???? probably.

  • @OhanaFilms
    @OhanaFilms Рік тому +1

    How the hell am I just discovering this? Genius!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @spacebender7856
    @spacebender7856 Рік тому +1

    “May the lord shine his light inside your day and may you be an angel forever”

  • @Jack-nt2tz
    @Jack-nt2tz 2 роки тому +2

    I only watch this entire series in one sitting between the quiet hours of 2-4 am

  • @Hunter-ff8qg
    @Hunter-ff8qg 3 роки тому +6

    I watch this series once a month.

  • @Puppy_Puppington
    @Puppy_Puppington Рік тому +4

    Why couldn’t this be a show :(((

  • @cheekofnut
    @cheekofnut Рік тому +3

    still can't tell if 1:55 is connor covering for a laugh or genuinely just suddenly ramping up his energy, which he does a lot, but it's great when you can't quite tell.

  • @pumpkin6429
    @pumpkin6429 4 роки тому +6

    Is this one of those things where they're both in on it, but the people they call aren't? That would be funny. 😂

  • @LoadPast
    @LoadPast 3 роки тому +5

    The satan of the sea

  • @moizzle
    @moizzle 4 роки тому +4

    the greeting card with the squirrel holding his huge nuts is priceless

  • @engineeertf2
    @engineeertf2 4 місяці тому

    I like how the colors on the title card match (almost exactly) the awnings of Fridays. I cannot believe Fridays sponsored this

  • @Harrison1875
    @Harrison1875 4 роки тому +12

    "The... Satan of the Sea?"

  • @munchi228
    @munchi228 4 роки тому +4

    im so happy youtube recommended your content, you're wonderful

  • @windowzombie
    @windowzombie 10 місяців тому

    This whole bit is perfection, but to end it with "You still want that ride to the OTB?". "Yes please."

  • @sufyanbinmahfooz2567
    @sufyanbinmahfooz2567 9 років тому +200

    Conno Omalley is a god among men who will destroy us all like the sun we will fly to close and he will take me to the highest cloud in heaven and make me his prophet all praise the dark lord tebow and bench press much weights

  • @CraigHighberger
    @CraigHighberger Рік тому +3

    Absolutely hilarious, terrific comedy writing and performances!

  • @keyboarddancers7751
    @keyboarddancers7751 5 років тому +6

    Reminds me of Bob Odenkirk

  • @WaRLoKWYATT
    @WaRLoKWYATT 6 років тому +3

    Joe, You have no idea how big you're gonna be. Your angle is so fucking funny, I have spent all day watching your videos. People will catch on. You are my hero!

  • @UncleCroc
    @UncleCroc 4 роки тому +1

    WATCHING THIS HIGH IS AN ABSOLUTE BEAUTIFUL EXPERIENCE.... wow

  • @keihnungm2011
    @keihnungm2011 Рік тому +1

    3:53 conner’s ‘last night’ is the ULTIMATE asshole response to that question. he’s really been around the block

  • @ViSSDOOM
    @ViSSDOOM 3 роки тому +3

    i love connor o'malley

  • @justinsubadya5556
    @justinsubadya5556 5 років тому +2

    Still love this series in 2019. Wish there was more!

  • @arkantika3927
    @arkantika3927 2 роки тому +1

    Love to hear Connors version of The Aristocrats lol 😆

  • @ripred42
    @ripred42 2 роки тому +1

    "Whats your biggest ship?"
    "Disney fantasy"
    ".... the satan of the sea?"

  • @alyssarutledge9469
    @alyssarutledge9469 3 роки тому +2

    2 polar opposite characters, but somhow it works. Haha. Way to go Joe! I'm a fan. :)

  • @brandonbollwark5970
    @brandonbollwark5970 4 роки тому +2

    Ah yes, the newest Disney cruse liner the S.S Satin on the sea!

  • @jasonlitherland4270
    @jasonlitherland4270 8 років тому +1

    Your amount of self awareness of absolutely astounding.

  • @joemetzgar7419
    @joemetzgar7419 4 роки тому

    Ahh, it seems my spirit animal has freed himself and doing great things. Bless this Joe's soul and may he be an angel forever

  • @wanderlking8634
    @wanderlking8634 3 роки тому +1

    "this poor guy is sitting right beside you?" "no" (with just the slightest hint of indignation)

  • @CoolGuy-pn1vm
    @CoolGuy-pn1vm 5 років тому +5

    Joe, you need to start a podcast, man.

  • @ClerksSB94
    @ClerksSB94 8 місяців тому

    Conner's magnetic face prevented me from seeing the squirrel with the nuts until my 5th viewing.

  • @jesuisshirley0716
    @jesuisshirley0716 4 роки тому +2

    This vid puts a huge smile on my face. Thanks Joe and the team!

  • @puertoriconnect4611
    @puertoriconnect4611 4 роки тому +4

    Nice! Someone who can be the opposite of Joe and still have chemistry with him.

  • @hector-xs8ok
    @hector-xs8ok 4 роки тому +16

    look in the description
    "*All phone calls are real.
    "

  • @mastermouth
    @mastermouth 8 років тому +6

    holy shit i have seen the light and it is here to stay
    joe pera fly like cinqueterra

  • @bwadoom
    @bwadoom 5 років тому +4

    there's so many jokes in this Im having a new laugh every minute over here. Wow, great work guys. From this to the Adult Swim show, you guys really have a great thing going. Hope you keep making great entertainment

  • @HelloKindWorld
    @HelloKindWorld 4 роки тому +2

    This is what it's like for an introvert in a world of extroverts.