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  • Опубліковано 26 сер 2024
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  • @scooterking136
    @scooterking136 Місяць тому +5996

    telling two tech bros “thats all going away” killed me

    • @HarrisonSolie
      @HarrisonSolie Місяць тому +94

      i knew it was coming and it still got me

    • @byoungjeezy
      @byoungjeezy Місяць тому +110

      More tech bros news to be told this

    • @shopifypro
      @shopifypro Місяць тому +5

      I had a goooood laugh 😆😆

    • @whimgrinder
      @whimgrinder Місяць тому +11

      bloody genius... double corey kudos

    • @maklovin5253
      @maklovin5253 Місяць тому +5

      thanks for the timestamp, jack*ss.

  • @timothydog76
    @timothydog76 Місяць тому +3317

    David Lynch said he basically learned everything he knows from Conner O'Malley.

    • @maxuabo
      @maxuabo Місяць тому +53

      His name is Corey O’Malley

    • @jnnx
      @jnnx Місяць тому +7

      🌽🥎🤡 tryhard jokes

    • @garrettwomersley6101
      @garrettwomersley6101 Місяць тому +42

      @@jnnxdo you even know who David lynch is

    • @Novice127__
      @Novice127__ Місяць тому

      Coreys predecessor ​@@garrettwomersley6101

    • @mackenzie9865
      @mackenzie9865 Місяць тому

      😂

  • @dantraficonte8752
    @dantraficonte8752 Місяць тому +827

    “I used to be two Coreys now I’m one”
    “Oh”

  • @ShutterSnapped
    @ShutterSnapped Місяць тому +755

    I intentionally contract a high-grade fever just so I can enjoy Conner O'Malley videos with that extra oomph.

  • @omutrog8738
    @omutrog8738 Місяць тому +2202

    "I'm outside of space and time" is now what I will say whenever someone asks me what I do for work.

    • @Smokkedandslammed
      @Smokkedandslammed Місяць тому +12

      "Its NBD really. Very freeing. 😏"

    • @ElHombreGato
      @ElHombreGato Місяць тому +22

      This is literally what I say when my daughter asks me how old I am

    • @GreyMatterPlatter
      @GreyMatterPlatter Місяць тому +9

      It's definitely easier than saying "I'm a junior car wash associate"

    • @TDMFAN
      @TDMFAN Місяць тому +8

      This combined with 'I don't use currency'

    • @ihazcheese
      @ihazcheese Місяць тому +5

      @@GreyMatterPlatter Save. Eat only Ramen for years. Buy the car wash. Sell menthol cigarettes at the counter in bulk. Live the dream, baby.

  • @ConnorSimpleton
    @ConnorSimpleton Місяць тому +2007

    "we're in tech" ..... "oh, that's all going away" is one of the top 10 all time Conner O'Malley lines

    • @chickenmanmackenzie3525
      @chickenmanmackenzie3525 Місяць тому +59

      i would give up every computer on earth just to bring the mob back

    • @AnthonyVCL
      @AnthonyVCL Місяць тому +22

      @@chickenmanmackenzie3525 the IRISH mob

    • @liltopherrr
      @liltopherrr Місяць тому +15

      Currency, everything

    • @JustaComment93
      @JustaComment93 Місяць тому +10

      @@liltopherrrI used to be 2 Corey’s now I’m 1

    • @crazyjbub
      @crazyjbub Місяць тому +3

      maybe top 10 corey lines but not top 10 conner lines

  • @B4CKWARDS_CH4RM
    @B4CKWARDS_CH4RM Місяць тому +311

    damn Conner O'Malley is actually kind of a cutting edge avant garde artist comedian

    • @ralphiemcdingus2075
      @ralphiemcdingus2075 27 днів тому +34

      My brother in christ, you're only realizing that now?

    • @jamesstaples2342
      @jamesstaples2342 18 днів тому +2

      Who knew 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @trash_bender420
      @trash_bender420 15 днів тому +3

      Since the first upload

    • @svtman93
      @svtman93 8 днів тому

      Met him last year at a comedy show, he was super cool

    • @HazmatKat
      @HazmatKat 6 днів тому +1

      watch his vine compilation screaming chaotic nonsense at rich new yorkers

  • @harrisonrandolph4669
    @harrisonrandolph4669 Місяць тому +278

    Man I’ve been a Conner fan for years, even posted his top gun bit on my IG yesterday.
    Dude … as a man with a family, this is (to me), about addiction. This made me viscerally react. To return to my loving wife after what I thought would be The Answer. She loves me and my kids think I’m the sun, moon, and stars. I’m thankful I didn’t let it get far enough to lose them. To lose my wife’s love and my son’s admiration. Last night he refused to fall asleep until I came and sang him a song, then he went to sleep. Everyone has an insane alternate view of what they *think* life would be if they didn’t “settle down” and all roads lead to the people you love and who love you. Beautiful short.

    • @blank1778
      @blank1778 Місяць тому +7

      Then she cheats 😂

    • @Case9300
      @Case9300 Місяць тому +10

      Great comment

    • @Alexander-Hatala
      @Alexander-Hatala Місяць тому +20

      Came here to find a comment like this. This video hits home, hard, especially while my wife and I are going through rough times and my daughter is being passed 50/50 split. Ugh

    • @idlx420
      @idlx420 15 днів тому

      It's hard to know whether its right to withhold the information of your actions from a loed one, but I belvie the mroalityu of this hangs in your heart. Being willing to fully turn away from a past action(s) is what makes the man whole again. If you can fully turn away and dedicate your life to your wife and family with true love, then sparring even your wife the painful burden of knowledge is the most intelligent and compassionate choice. I assume you follow similar philosophies.

    • @LabelRider_113
      @LabelRider_113 14 днів тому +5

      I reallllly struggled with the transition to fatherhood. Felt like I went from being a wild stallion to one of those giant cats caged at the zoo just pacing around. This video hit super deep

  • @tindahouse9051
    @tindahouse9051 Місяць тому +2174

    "No kings, no presidents, no senators... just Corey" chills

    • @birdflox1337
      @birdflox1337 Місяць тому +32

      pretty sure that was the plot to Bioshock

    • @Crapstamper
      @Crapstamper Місяць тому +24

      I've never heard of this guy and this just showed up in my recommendations. I'm freaking out right now lol

    • @alexanderespinoza
      @alexanderespinoza Місяць тому

      hahahaha

    • @LogsMaggot
      @LogsMaggot Місяць тому +6

      @@Crapstamper he was in a couple of episodes of I think you should leave with Tim Robinson. His stand ups are meh if you ask me but when he goes on the street like here he's pretty great, this whole thing is amazing.

    • @propakindustries22
      @propakindustries22 Місяць тому +6

      ​@@Crapstampertry having your name be Corey and this happening. What fever dream am I in?

  • @Skippy4500
    @Skippy4500 Місяць тому +1072

    Conner is the only true artist working in the post internet era. He's like if David Lynch grew up playing Halo 2 and watching videos on ebaumsworld.

  • @BingusLover93
    @BingusLover93 Місяць тому +90

    I piss myself laughing everytime it cuts to him driving around like a Batman villain.

  • @scorpionjacket3129
    @scorpionjacket3129 Місяць тому +222

    Telling the camera guy to “hurry” while already filming was exceptional

  • @dogshake
    @dogshake Місяць тому +925

    I love how his first reaction to seeing what is essentially a clone of himself, was “YOURE FUCKING COPYING ME!”

    • @spongegar
      @spongegar Місяць тому +36

      They live completely different lives too they just look similar

    • @kobold7466
      @kobold7466 17 днів тому +2

      he does immediatly see through the screen and make fun of him for having to go to walmart with his wife

    • @Impossibility13
      @Impossibility13 17 днів тому

      @@kobold7466 Target, come on

    • @kobold7466
      @kobold7466 17 днів тому

      @@Impossibility13 my bad, G

  • @Dirt-McGerk
    @Dirt-McGerk Місяць тому +570

    As always in awe of the absolute oak trunks that are Conner's legs, that boy is built like an African cape buffalo

  • @josephdipiero7976
    @josephdipiero7976 Місяць тому +62

    Congratulations to everyone involved in producing this. The transformation sequence is as good as anything I’ve seen in recent memory. The music, lighting, editing, writing, acting, and makeup are perfection. Bravo.

  • @JangaLangaBanga
    @JangaLangaBanga Місяць тому +181

    We're haunted by fantasies of who we wish we had become. But when we confront or allow ourselves to embody those fantasies, we find that it's what we had that we truly want. And so we go back to those things, if we're lucky, with a renewed sense of gratefulness and relief. But maybe this clarity will waver in the future as our insecurities and regrets catch back up with us. Epic.

    • @goddess2222
      @goddess2222 Місяць тому +2

      Have you seen dark matter

    • @RobertKing00
      @RobertKing00 Місяць тому +16

      Either that or were just really fuckin hungry

  • @Coreybrowning
    @Coreybrowning Місяць тому +941

    I like that youtube pushed this to the top of my recommendations despite me having never watched this channel

    • @dyerseve3001
      @dyerseve3001 Місяць тому +167

      I see you've changed your name to Corey, excellent, prepare to be absorbed.

    • @tjmaxxstan1516
      @tjmaxxstan1516 Місяць тому +60

      welcome corey

    • @mobilisq
      @mobilisq Місяць тому +22

      time to go on a deep dive, you'll love what you find

    • @shaye-uv6tw
      @shaye-uv6tw Місяць тому +10

      change your name to corey

    • @elijahgavin6706
      @elijahgavin6706 Місяць тому

      @@tjmaxxstan1516movie

  • @SCWood
    @SCWood Місяць тому +2249

    I'm glad they finally made I Saw The TV Glow for us straight white men.

    • @charlie-jd3ls
      @charlie-jd3ls Місяць тому +48

      haha this is the best comment 😂

    • @the.bog.
      @the.bog. Місяць тому +37

      that is surprisingly accurate lmao

    • @Jamesason
      @Jamesason Місяць тому +1

      😆

    • @rustyshacklefordposter
      @rustyshacklefordposter Місяць тому +99

      Conner O'Malley literally stars in that film

    • @negaversebuffet1954
      @negaversebuffet1954 Місяць тому +89

      am trans this is the funniest and most correct comment holy shit

  • @RedMedicine86
    @RedMedicine86 Місяць тому +256

    Whoever needs to hear this-- I know the world is especially difficult and scary as of late, but your body IS bread.

    • @SavouryLobster
      @SavouryLobster Місяць тому +11

      Thank you. Brb eating myself

    • @JMill-bs6xt
      @JMill-bs6xt Місяць тому +13

      Just covered myself in butter… starting to feel a bit better

    • @GTICHATTER
      @GTICHATTER Місяць тому +1

      The yeast, its me

    • @legtit132
      @legtit132 Місяць тому

      I know and your chocolate
      🍫
      Thanks for the reminder

    • @dreamyprizemusic
      @dreamyprizemusic Місяць тому +1

      This checks out: when I went gluten free, I felt soulless

  • @ThomasInPrint
    @ThomasInPrint 27 днів тому +6

    The ONE Corey looked like a character from Dick Tracy. Spectacular short film!

  • @impatrickt
    @impatrickt Місяць тому +793

    dude just casually dropped the best body horror film of the year for free on youtube

    • @rollergirl808
      @rollergirl808 Місяць тому +8

      Right! David Cronenberg who?

    • @mbirksted4994
      @mbirksted4994 Місяць тому +27

      @@rollergirl808Corey Coreyenberg

    • @thirdcoast6513
      @thirdcoast6513 Місяць тому +2

      Oh its tomasso the homie!

    • @fritzfxx
      @fritzfxx Місяць тому +16

      Demonitized. Dude is living hardcore mode
      The God we don't deserve

    • @QueLub
      @QueLub Місяць тому +4

      Just put Nick Cage in Longlegs to shame

  • @mrchicanokid
    @mrchicanokid Місяць тому +522

    This was all a ruse so Connor could wear a bigger chin again like in his Jay Leno sketch

    • @JamesLibrary
      @JamesLibrary Місяць тому +8

      The chin kills!

    • @brendonjones5774
      @brendonjones5774 Місяць тому +2

      this was like a full episode of joe perra if everyone took a heroic dose of LSD

    • @ElCrab
      @ElCrab Місяць тому +1

      When he worked at Stable of Stars? At that low price point, Leno *can* hit.

    • @GlassesAndCoffeeMugs
      @GlassesAndCoffeeMugs Місяць тому

      Talkin to kierkegaard about sputnik

  • @jontyhugh1080
    @jontyhugh1080 Місяць тому +7

    7:20 onwards is how I imagine Jerma's Mr.Greenz character behaving in las vegas

  • @garyfogel9530
    @garyfogel9530 Місяць тому +25

    Conner there's nobody else out there making stuff quite like you. Please don't stop, we need you in these times.

  • @daphnelol
    @daphnelol Місяць тому +415

    Hard to believe this was under 12 minutes long.. felt like I just watched a full length cinematic masterpiece

    • @awldune
      @awldune Місяць тому +21

      All of his content is like 3-4x as long as the timestamp says

    • @ihazcheese
      @ihazcheese Місяць тому

      @@awldune Don't believe the run-times. I start the built-in stopwatch on my digital wristwatch every single time I see this time-bending piece of work upload. Typically when I check my watch as the video is coming to a close, and I cross reference that with the time-code in the video, my watch displays nearly triple the time elapsed. Either Google is in on this time-theft ponzi scheme, or Connor O'Malley himself is manipulating the space-time continuum as we know it. I say know because I know of it, but do not have even the slightest understanding of how it works or why it's called that. I know it sounds cool. That's all that really matters. Anyways dude, spread the word, far and wide. This ends today. Well, maybe not today but, the start of the end, and hopefully soon because if I can be real with you for a second I do not have the funds to keep being so indulgent with my watch battery. This baby is rated at 10+ years and I intend to squeeze every last second out of that bad battery. Who knows where we'll all be then, but I have no doubt that all this stop-start-resetting with every upload is wearing thin the alkaline in my battery prematurely, and if I can't afford another one now, I couldn't even imagine what I'll be like in 10 years time. Please, help me take this monster down, if you know what's good for your watch battery. If not for me, if not for yourself, then, for everyone out there who has a battery in their wristwatch just like mine.

    • @Producer_Jacob
      @Producer_Jacob Місяць тому +2

      If this was released in theaters I'd buy a ticket even if it was just 12 minutes long. In fact, it would cool if the theater just replayed this over and over to reach the typical 1.5 hour long screening time. Better than Moana

    • @ihazcheese
      @ihazcheese Місяць тому

      @@Producer_Jacob Better yet, play it at 0.25 speed.

    • @bralph82
      @bralph82 Місяць тому +2

      @@ihazcheeseCorey sped up

  • @rachelg2421
    @rachelg2421 Місяць тому +366

    "You okay?"
    "Yeah... I'm just... really fucking hungry"

  • @mackens29
    @mackens29 Місяць тому +46

    The Duality of Man has never been more appropriately captured.

    • @dustincassidy
      @dustincassidy Місяць тому +4

      Glad to see a comment that recognizes what this was about.

    • @mummyjohn
      @mummyjohn 27 днів тому

      FOR REAL DUDE this hit home

  • @Liketheeanimal
    @Liketheeanimal Місяць тому +11

    Gaspar Noe and Cronenberg had a comedic baby and we were all blessed with Conner O'Malley

  • @beanbo1611
    @beanbo1611 Місяць тому +1165

    Dostoyevsky been real quiet since this dropped

    • @ozymandiasramesses1773
      @ozymandiasramesses1773 Місяць тому +30

      Shoplifting and Punishment. Or was it Apple Notes from the Target?

    • @kangaroo1814
      @kangaroo1814 Місяць тому +12

      this droped 56 minutes ago

    • @gregs6403
      @gregs6403 Місяць тому

      LMFAO

    • @ckaledin
      @ckaledin Місяць тому +28

      @@kangaroo1814and not a peep from Fyodor Mikhailovich, exactly

    • @mjrleaguesweetie
      @mjrleaguesweetie Місяць тому +5

      You can’t just make up words on the internet like that

  • @JHanrahan
    @JHanrahan Місяць тому +1079

    Wish Conor had a whole sketch show I’d pay good money to watch that.

    • @alexandercowlishaw
      @alexandercowlishaw Місяць тому +20

      Big up Popular Front!

    • @leighfogg-liedel7839
      @leighfogg-liedel7839 Місяць тому +4

      same here

    • @chinaser121
      @chinaser121 Місяць тому +4

      how are you so.... online.... and still manage to do everything else

    • @leighfogg-liedel7839
      @leighfogg-liedel7839 Місяць тому +4

      @@chinaser121 hes a modern Renaissance man

    • @Ottophil
      @Ottophil Місяць тому +2

      His wife is on the best sketch show of all time. No matter how good he does, hes 50 seasons behind

  • @JabeRaddle
    @JabeRaddle День тому +1

    That transformation scene is mind blowing. Absolutely spectacular.

  • @rodlong1802
    @rodlong1802 Місяць тому +28

    "What'd you do?"
    "I'm outside space and time"

  • @arclite95
    @arclite95 Місяць тому +356

    “I used to be two Corey’s, now I’m one” that’s hard

    • @BodywiseMustard
      @BodywiseMustard 24 дні тому +1

      That's not how plurals work.

    • @arclite95
      @arclite95 24 дні тому

      @@BodywiseMustard you’re right it would be coreys’

  • @EastWindCommunity1973
    @EastWindCommunity1973 Місяць тому +204

    Fun fact: This was Connor's PhD thesis on "early 2020s mid thirties white American male interactions with social media" and he successively defended it! Congrats, Doc!!! ❤️💋

    • @saganrak
      @saganrak Місяць тому +41

      This comment is probably a joke, but honestly I'd believe it

    • @WacArnold
      @WacArnold Місяць тому +13

      As a mid thirties white American male named Corey, I approve of this video.

    • @robcaulfield58
      @robcaulfield58 Місяць тому +1

      @@WacArnold Were you already named Corey or did you change your name so you'd get breeding-aged females allotted to you?

  • @EITFM
    @EITFM Місяць тому +38

    “I exist outside of space & time” with that nonchalant, humble brag delivery. 😂 I’m stealing that one.

    • @mummyjohn
      @mummyjohn 27 днів тому +2

      "I am beyond time and currency" is pretty solid

    • @trash_bender420
      @trash_bender420 15 днів тому

      Him talking to the tech guys was framed exactly like a Chad vs Soyjak meme

  • @JamesMiller69
    @JamesMiller69 5 днів тому +2

    I would kill for a feature length in this style, blends so many different genres together seamlessly, 2024 is the year of O'Malley

  • @cjsdizzy
    @cjsdizzy Місяць тому +257

    Bro is in his own lane artistically and comedically lol

    • @samcatsam
      @samcatsam Місяць тому +12

      he's Crucial. best timeline.

  • @ummin3872
    @ummin3872 Місяць тому +507

    i hate when my clone sends me subliminals about how they've stolen my promised life

    • @bigalcocer
      @bigalcocer Місяць тому +28

      I'm very glad he chose to be a dad. being a dad is so much better than being a chad.

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn Місяць тому +12

      dont worry about it, pretty soon (a few months) you will be driving your car to work and your sleeper agent code will play over the radio and you wont remember anything anyway.

  • @steel.oneill
    @steel.oneill Місяць тому +19

    In all seriousness, this is a masterpiece of filmmaking and storytelling; it easily stands alongside the very best short films out there

  • @dirtymike1274
    @dirtymike1274 Місяць тому +12

    No kings. No senators. Just Corey 😂

  • @TheTropicalCoke
    @TheTropicalCoke Місяць тому +311

    New connor o malley is just what I needed this Monday morning

  • @chrisbaker7583
    @chrisbaker7583 Місяць тому +217

    A24 has been real quiet since this dropped

  • @jamespuffer2889
    @jamespuffer2889 2 дні тому +1

    I’m not sure what the fuck UA-cam just recommended me, but this was amazing.
    Hauntingly beautiful, the direction, the cinematography, it was fantastic…I am going to binge watch this entire channel.

  • @joerogan3079
    @joerogan3079 Місяць тому +8

    *THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE OF 2000'S*
    *IM NOT JOKING*

  • @michaelcarrig627
    @michaelcarrig627 Місяць тому +513

    When will a producer let him make a full length? Give him a CGI budget. Fuck. This is what we need to unite the country!

  • @LightXiegfried
    @LightXiegfried Місяць тому +129

    Conner taking a hard turn into Lynchian short film director was not what I expected when I first got into his comedy, but I'm here for it

    • @CeeLoGreen666
      @CeeLoGreen666 Місяць тому +4

      He didn't direct

    • @robcaulfield58
      @robcaulfield58 Місяць тому +10

      I love that the videos are getting more cinematic and involved, but he still has the dumb "asking people questions in public bits" lol. Never forget your roots #minionsquad

  • @JustaComment93
    @JustaComment93 Місяць тому +8

    This is beautiful. The more I watch it. The more it becomes like an art piece rather than a comedic masterpiece. It’s like that other side of you that only wants to party and be a cool badass that works for the Irish mafia and sure that life is cool looking and hella fun but in the end Corey reverts back to his old life after merging with Party Corey because he realizes that once he is party Corey that things aren’t as great as they look or seem on video and that reality is more dark and depressing than we want to admit so he finds his way out of Party Corey and back in the bed of his wife because he knows how lucky he is to not be party Corey anymore and runs home to his wife that he loves and realizes party Corey may seem cool and you may think you want to be Party Corey but you don’t. You find out you’re happy being just regular Corey.
    Also vice versa with party Corey merging into regular Corey. The reason he did that is because he knows he’s nothing without regular Corey and needs him more than Corey needs party Corey.

    • @wolfcatwithagun
      @wolfcatwithagun Місяць тому +1

      Despite, or because of, the wall of text, inshallah 🙏🫡🇺🇲

  • @fromage5536
    @fromage5536 Місяць тому +10

    Someone give this man more funding!!!!!!!!! I need a full length movie by Connor O'Malley, truly one of the most talented comedians of our time.

  • @EverythingandMore
    @EverythingandMore Місяць тому +81

    Absolutely incredible.
    “What do you do?”
    “I’m outside of space and time.”

  • @BrentBlueAllen
    @BrentBlueAllen Місяць тому +211

    Every time I see Conner running with white socks and loafers it cracks me up

  • @NM-ir6wd
    @NM-ir6wd День тому +1

    I cannot wait til this sweeps the Oscars

  • @sneedler8661
    @sneedler8661 23 дні тому +2

    As somepne who's decided to settle down and found someone, this was s piece of art to me, there's nothing more fulfilling in this world then waking up next to someone you can truly say you love.

  • @eriks_trip
    @eriks_trip Місяць тому +194

    I like to start my week off with a small panic attack and some creeping dread, thank you Conner!

  • @akxnehtgdfbdfb7448
    @akxnehtgdfbdfb7448 Місяць тому +76

    i can fully relate to corey at target. but when you fuck up and almost lose your family you realize how precious they are. been there man

    • @fakeNoahBritton
      @fakeNoahBritton Місяць тому +15

      This video really summarizes every Man's dilemma

  • @babasovka
    @babasovka 12 днів тому +1

    I just watched this again...whilst I laughed my ass off the first time, the second time it struck me as being rather sweet. It's a good representation of our dissassociative, impatient times....I feel that in the last two weeks the landscape has become an hallucinatory representation of, like, Terry Southern's last comic dystopia brain waves while he was dying in 1995 or something. And I'm bloody here for it. "That's all going away." is the perfect comeback to everything.

  • @semicarbazone1
    @semicarbazone1 Місяць тому +4

    This is art. I found myself feeling reminded of works by Paul Thomas Anderson, Aronofsky, Cronenberg.... but it still has an original feel to it, what an amazing short film.

  • @colinmcauliffe5282
    @colinmcauliffe5282 Місяць тому +48

    Never before has a film made me question my own existence and path in the world like this one. A true masterpiece. Praise target

  • @asweet2
    @asweet2 Місяць тому +293

    If Aphex Twin was a comedian, he'd be Conner O'Malley

    • @RickR69
      @RickR69 Місяць тому +2

      The techno guys? Ew.

    • @user-pq2mu5xc2x
      @user-pq2mu5xc2x Місяць тому +65

      @@RickR69 what is it with ricks

    • @SparkySINN
      @SparkySINN Місяць тому +2

      William Montgomery

    • @jackcleary500
      @jackcleary500 Місяць тому

      ​@@user-pq2mu5xc2xI am aware of a slick one...

    • @gnalkhere
      @gnalkhere Місяць тому +5

      Is this his Windowlicker?

  • @TheRealBossMoss
    @TheRealBossMoss Місяць тому +7

    Ngl shooting a short film inside a Target is a big flex 😅 well done if you did this without paying location fees

    • @mummyjohn
      @mummyjohn 27 днів тому

      fees are beta bullshit

  • @Bumpy_barejevo
    @Bumpy_barejevo 3 дні тому +1

    That was more of a short horror than anything. Well done! 👏 he’s so unhinged I love it

  • @custommadename
    @custommadename Місяць тому +94

    It used to be that every Conner O'Malley video I watched was my new favorite, but I highly doubt it'll be possible for a while to top this. I can't get over how incredible this is.

  • @davidk.8434
    @davidk.8434 Місяць тому +81

    Men lead lives of quiet desperation. Even if the "boring husband" could integrate his alternate lifestyle "party boy" id, the person he's already become would reject it, and rightfully so. Dreadful and terrifying aesthetics as always but really a fundamentally hopeful message of resolving those mid-life crises

    • @mummyjohn
      @mummyjohn 27 днів тому

      you gotta watch out for yourself BEFORE you wind up in the suburbs. slippery slopes are often undetectable

  • @pescad0
    @pescad0 Місяць тому +5

    All movies should be this long

  • @ctow11
    @ctow11 День тому +1

    The greatest short film of the 21st century can’t get a million views in a month, Corey is right, this is all going away

  • @nickytoothless
    @nickytoothless Місяць тому +42

    Being a dad, this shit connects with me on a level beyond time ❤

  • @Mowthelawn3
    @Mowthelawn3 Місяць тому +213

    "we're in tech"
    "that's all going away"

  • @Nelso5000
    @Nelso5000 Місяць тому +14

    7:52 no way Corey predicted the Crowdstrike outage

  • @ered1162
    @ered1162 Місяць тому +7

    This is the single greatest piece of content ever uploaded to this platform. Hands down.

  • @pizzamigoo2911
    @pizzamigoo2911 Місяць тому +55

    Jean Hollywood is the last person i expected to see here. I love it.

    • @garrysmovie
      @garrysmovie Місяць тому +18

      I was wondering if anyone else noticed that, or if I'm the only degen

    • @bertyamgeebler1865
      @bertyamgeebler1865 Місяць тому +1

      🤣

    • @dumbcatposter
      @dumbcatposter Місяць тому +7

      He's exactly the person who would be in Ultimate Corey's hotel room and I hate it

    • @aperez5360
      @aperez5360 Місяць тому +11

      "Oh wow, Jean Hollywood!..uh....I mean...who's that?

    • @garrysmovie
      @garrysmovie Місяць тому +3

      @aperez5360 woah, I have to tell someone what I saw here! Wait no... tell no one.

  • @nedsanders3246
    @nedsanders3246 Місяць тому +295

    I'm so grateful that they made a good version of Sam Hyde.

    • @codypower3994
      @codypower3994 Місяць тому +38

      Most underrated comment of all time

    • @jo8422
      @jo8422 Місяць тому +95

      I've always thought Connor O'Malley is what sam hyde thinks he is

    • @NoPe-n1j
      @NoPe-n1j Місяць тому

      @@jo8422wtvr makes you feel better ig??? Weirdo 😂😂😂

    • @LKYN9999
      @LKYN9999 Місяць тому

      Only Connor would get pornstars as actors

    • @berserk4souls
      @berserk4souls Місяць тому +21

      Sam Hyde’s goofy side without the “razor sharp” political edge

  • @EricJae.
    @EricJae. Місяць тому +19

    I’ve counted *237* movie references

    • @teimurtash
      @teimurtash Місяць тому +2

      Did you count License to Drive (1988) starring the two Coreys.

    • @gentlesoft6627
      @gentlesoft6627 Місяць тому

      room 237 km to the moon

    • @evanseyfried
      @evanseyfried 19 днів тому

      Plus the end credits song is the Katy Perry song from earlier 😆

  • @chillhopdrumz1862
    @chillhopdrumz1862 3 дні тому

    “I’m outside space and time” is exactly what I say at my high school reunions

  • @moonbabies
    @moonbabies Місяць тому +126

    Best Subaru Forester ad ever

  • @ItsB3enLikeThis
    @ItsB3enLikeThis Місяць тому +45

    Connors videos are always the perfect mixture of existential dread and satire. He needs a sketch show.

  • @auntvesuvi3872
    @auntvesuvi3872 5 днів тому

    Nicely done, Conner! 👍 Kudos to Dan, Annie, Joey and everyone involved.

  • @trash_bender420
    @trash_bender420 23 дні тому +1

    This is genuinely so amazing, we need a feature length film with Conner

  • @coreylizette
    @coreylizette Місяць тому +54

    No kings, no presidents, no senators, just Corey. We are the unified C O R E Y.

  • @internetshaquille
    @internetshaquille Місяць тому +77

    This one really strikes to the Corey

    • @WeIsDaTyrantz
      @WeIsDaTyrantz Місяць тому

      Once you Corey to me, you on the Corb forever.

    • @roymarshall_
      @roymarshall_ Місяць тому +2

      I'm drinking your watermelon juice and experiencing existential horror all in one go

    • @Aaron-es2tu
      @Aaron-es2tu Місяць тому +1

      looking forward to your april fools collab with big man conner

    • @MrFijiWiji
      @MrFijiWiji Місяць тому

      love you shaq

    • @Crapstamper
      @Crapstamper Місяць тому

      It does

  • @alro2434
    @alro2434 5 днів тому +1

    Thanks, looks great, a real roller coaster Max Headroom, Tetsuo Body Hammer, feels good kinda film. Also, here because last night, you were Seth Meyer's most troubling guest.

  • @DangerousMuteLunatic
    @DangerousMuteLunatic Місяць тому +5

    I don't know if I get it ALL the way, but this is a really fascinating indictment of influencer culture turning us all into raging narcissists

  • @AaaBbb-lm7qw
    @AaaBbb-lm7qw Місяць тому +68

    This is how it feels when you quit your job.

  • @bigbugjpeg
    @bigbugjpeg Місяць тому +151

    "I'll never have a family" he says smugly, undeniably proud is so fucking hilarious 😭

  • @kinsmanifesto1
    @kinsmanifesto1 Місяць тому +3

    Dude is really out here making impactful art. Kudos

  • @mercster
    @mercster 16 днів тому +1

    A simulacrum of intelligent art.

  • @5H3LBY
    @5H3LBY Місяць тому +24

    As a Corey, I find this both troubling and yet intoxicating. I don't want to watch, but I can't stop. It's all consuming, it's disgusting, it's beautiful. It's frightening and it's inspiring.

    • @dyerseve3001
      @dyerseve3001 Місяць тому +6

      *Triangulation engaged* preparing to absorb Corey #5

    • @5H3LBY
      @5H3LBY Місяць тому +3

      @@dyerseve3001 oh shit

    • @inputreflector
      @inputreflector Місяць тому

      @@5H3LBYthe body is bad the body’s not good, the body is bad the body’s not good, the body is bad the body’s not good, the body is bad the body’s not good, the body is bad the body’s not good, the body is bad the body’s not good

  • @BringOutThePunx
    @BringOutThePunx Місяць тому +61

    I like how Corey looks like Dorian after he puts The Mask on. Obviously a call back to Connor’s Mask movie.

    • @shadowonthewound
      @shadowonthewound Місяць тому +8

      Even the voice! "WHATTA RUSH".

    • @aarronconleche8468
      @aarronconleche8468 Місяць тому +2

      I thought I recognized the look!! Couldn't put my finger on it, thanks!

    • @BringOutThePunx
      @BringOutThePunx Місяць тому +1

      @@aarronconleche8468 I felt like I might be grasping at straws when I said it. But it looks like people agree.

    • @mummyjohn
      @mummyjohn 27 днів тому

      grasping? hardly, that's immediately what I thought of. It's right there

  • @alpaca-c3i
    @alpaca-c3i 6 днів тому +1

    yeah so i've never visited or seen your channel, but i'm speaking on i'm sure 80% of the people who watch this after today, i'd love to see this in an actual theater.
    lots of quality work here!

  • @warhero82
    @warhero82 Місяць тому

    Not knowing whether I'm too high, or not high enough when I watch these short films is why I keep coming back

  • @johnstumpf93
    @johnstumpf93 Місяць тому +42

    6:12 was like the ending of 2001 A Space Odyssey
    Conner, for real, you are one of the best comedians out there with such an eye for extreme absurdism. Keep going with these insane concepts

  • @PeaceOfTheUnknown
    @PeaceOfTheUnknown Місяць тому +46

    We all need to live outside of space, time, and currency. Then we can truly love.

  • @weforgot
    @weforgot 4 дні тому

    This is just a part one!! I want to see this go INSANE as a series 😂 great work as always, really gets me to laugh into my discomforts

  • @Adamtherealboss
    @Adamtherealboss 6 днів тому

    This is beautiful. My day has exponentially improved.

  • @enavlen
    @enavlen Місяць тому +26

    Connor is probably my favorite indie filmmaker rn this was incredible

  • @randeverett1
    @randeverett1 Місяць тому +24

    The sound design is top shelf! The audio propels this movie forward, with sonic perfectness.

    • @ihazcheese
      @ihazcheese Місяць тому +5

      Like that one guy said, video is 2/10th's of the film. If your audio is bad, it takes people right out of it. No matter how well you lit your scene.

  • @EricHarsh
    @EricHarsh Місяць тому +2

    This is the best movie of the year

  • @bossisin2510
    @bossisin2510 Місяць тому +2

    You should make this into a feature, and I’d love to write it with you. Actually a very good premise. And that makeup is amazing.

  • @eabrams00
    @eabrams00 Місяць тому +255

    I’ll never understand how his body is shaped like that

    • @lewis4774
      @lewis4774 Місяць тому +43

      He used to be overweight , lost a ton of weight

    • @KoiNoYokan37
      @KoiNoYokan37 Місяць тому +61

      Exercise and god tier genetics, its not that deep 🖕🦧🖕😝😚😘😍🥰😍

    • @cisthej
      @cisthej Місяць тому +40

      its a rosemont IL thing

    • @bengallup9321
      @bengallup9321 Місяць тому +64

      It's thanks to his daily 100 outdoor yells

    • @samuelprice2461
      @samuelprice2461 Місяць тому +20

      It’s an Irish thing.

  • @InversedReflection
    @InversedReflection Місяць тому +66

    Love that ultimate Corey is basically Mr Green, he's even in Vegas!

    • @Isaacandjed
      @Isaacandjed Місяць тому +9

      LMFAO

    • @solharv7817
      @solharv7817 Місяць тому +11

      “No one can fuck with Mr Green!!”

    • @flungulus2613
      @flungulus2613 Місяць тому +13

      This will be jerma in 4 days

    • @cmcbkt4668
      @cmcbkt4668 Місяць тому +9

      the greedy grinner always ends up on top

    • @sclint1427
      @sclint1427 Місяць тому +7

      I literally screamed "MR GREEN!" when both Coreys fused

  • @mybad6813
    @mybad6813 Місяць тому +1

    king of comedy and surrealism. By god hes done it. He does it everytime. Keep doing it dude, you're legendary.

  • @drew2510
    @drew2510 Місяць тому +3

    This was genuinely so good. The psychedelic morphing scene seemed like it had a lot of thought put into the sequences and the delivery of "I love you" by (boring family) Corey felt incredibly sincere too. Can't wait to be a Corey!