When I saw the thumbnail, I thought to myself; "Is this the one where they dragged Sean Connery out of retirement, only to basically remind him why he did so to begin with?"
Sometimes the worst way of trying-and-failing could at worst be as absolutely hideous as giving at most 0% of a damn in trying. Such is the case with Sir Billi, which is an animation so irredeemably intolerable that it’s right up there as one of the top 5 most horrible movies of all time, like Space Chimps 2, Elf Bowling, Little Princess School and the sequels (to Alpha & Omega which isn’t all that great but a mixed guilty pleasure, The Swan Princess and Norm of the North, which will always be completely indefensible because of its deadbeat cast of “characters”, animation that makes the remake of The Lion King look like the original, Taylor Swift music like Shake it Off in the trailer music, humour so insufferable that it’s all just toilet humour that is even more abused than in an average recent Nickelodeon show, and insufferably preachy message of “never building condos in the Arctic”) to Crest Animation films.
Benny Wireman Thanks for the like! See; I was thinking about explaining why I don’t like Taylor Swift, however, I decided “Maybe not.” because I was worried there would be a bunch of negative-attention-wanting Camilizers that are oblivious to why music since the mid-2010s is more commonly problematic than it was in the 20th Century.
@@oiuii actually it is highly stereotypical of you to say that since vodka was never actually created in Russia it is actually Polish but that is funny.
@@sillicon8227 if you managed to enjoy it, that's ok. However, critics like this guy and people who have watched similar storylines will probably want to know your location. But it's ok.
I’m worried about how similar Billi’s daughter and Billi’s love interest look... I get that the character designs are similar and I’m probably overreacting but I think Billi may have some bizarre fetishes
the only non-creepy answer to this is that Billi's daughter takes after her mother more than her father, and as such the love interest would end up looking like his dead wife, but if that's not the case, uh... Yeah that's. Yikes.
From the same morons that brought us Foodfight (or at least the animation quality) and to think they tried to cash In on was left of Sean Connery's fame as well until It was still nothing but a burnt out move! If they truly wanted to create there own loosely based series on James Bond or whatever they were going for In this It ain't the right way to go!!! /XC Now then; who wants to give papa a JUICY K I S S
The signs for it all say "Scotland's Theme Park" trying to make people go there because of patriotism. Both times I've been there, rides have been shut because of accidents
I watched this film naively thinking me and a friend could riff through it like we did Foodfight... neither of us were the same after. This film nearly broke me with how boring and incomprehensible it was
On behalf of us all, we are sorry for this movie Dazz. 😅 How is it the Scottish made movie set in Scotland has more American accents in it, than Brave the American made movie set in Scotland?
I do not believe that a single Scottish person was involved in the production of this film There is no changing my mind, no sane person would associate themselves with this atrocity
Has anyone ever played the game City of Fools? Random, bizarre CG, sound like a weird fever dream, *completely* creepy...this film just gave me flashbacks of it is all.
I put this video on to listen to while grinding levels in KH2, and around 3:14 I instantly recognized music from Doki Doki Literature Club, and turned my head towards the video. I then paused my game to confirm my suspicions, and while I wasn't expecting the off tune variation in Act 2 of DDLC, it makes sense to use this version cause of how weird the film seems, and I'm also glad that my assumption was right, along with simply hearing DDLC music in general.
Spy car: check. Gun-holding poses: check. Russian submarine: check. Al that's missing is Billi riding in the sidecar of a motorcycle driven by Indy. When people discuss about Sean Connery's career, this will be that "thing of which we do not speak." But if they make an Irish sequel in which they do the same thing with Liam Neeson, I swear to god...
He couldn’t do a cameo in a recent bond film... but he could come out of retirement for this... honestly doing a sequel to Zardoz and rocking the red diaper and ammunition vest again would have been a better choice then this movie.
8:36 He said "You sure are looking Good ol' boy, you sure are looking great -chuckles-" I know it's still hard to understand cause the volume is so god damn low.
Went into my local Weis in January and saw this movie being sold as "Guardian of the Highlands" and tweeted to Saberspark about it. Went into Weis a few hours ago and... It's still there.
2012 Wizart changes the landscape of European animation with it’s Snow Queen with only ~7 million dollars and very little filmmaking experience becoming the very first film in the region to become successful in the international market. Critics absolutely decimate it for being a Disney ripoff.... of a film to come out a year later. then you see THIS and suddenly it looks like a masterpiece.
I'm a simple person, I see a stereotypically Russian guy crawling out of his natural habitat, I click. I also unironically like the polìce officer's eyebrows. Idk, they just speak to me.
THIS is Sean Connery's last film. This piece of absolute dogshit. Unbelievable. You'd think the film industry would have more respect for the OG James Bond than let him go out like this.
The music in the background while your talking about the beavers....gave me flashbacks. I’m amazed that I’m not on the ground rocking back and forth in the fetal position. Also nice video👍
I've seen actual scottish animation and this doesn't represent it. I can only assume that it was forced into a story. I'm willing to bet that it came from a short story idea where as you pointed out there was better animation and added to the end credits. A good example of fantastic animation is "The happy ducking" (which is on youtube)
It watches like a movie every kid wrote when they were 8. Is Vicky supposed to be something out of Duck Tales? I'll be honest though there are moments of the landscape that are pretty.
Here are the following References from james bond: Thunderball title of you noticed The james bond pose The sled looks like the helicopter from you only live twice The Location from goldfinger even the chase The living daylights parachute landing The sub from the credit on you only live twice and The opening sequence is like from every james bond film plus the bungee from goldeneye The hat throwing in every money penny scenes
Didn’t know Sean Connery had a chance to play Gandalf, I’m very very glad he didn’t. I liked him as James Bond but I really don’t think he’s that great of an actor and if the lord of the rings script is too confusing for you you’re not the actor I would want playing Gandalf. Thank god
Why does the audio in this movie sound like it was recorded in a toilet?
Because it was from the toilet
They used a crappy audio filter I guess
Or it sounds like a terrible gatcha tuber recorded it
Don’t insult it like that it was made by a toaster
Because Sean Connery couldn’t be bothered to leave the bathroom
It's extremely depressing that THIS is what Sean Connery's final film was.
Ikr
(jokes) he went down in a blaze of snoring. thankfully we have plenty of better Sean Connery films to cancel this mess
It’s actually pretty camp ngl😂
He was actually a massive asshole, so he got what he deserved.
OOF
When I saw the thumbnail, I thought to myself; "Is this the one where they dragged Sean Connery out of retirement, only to basically remind him why he did so to begin with?"
... yeah
Oui
sim
Да.
そうだ。
This gave me nam flashbacks
I hate n a m f l a s h b a c k s
Creambo the spoon *fortunate son starts playing*
Me too...
And I was born 23 years after nam
Johnny was there one moment and the next Johnny was everywhere
NAM FLASHBLACK
I thought the officer said “fecken funny”
Same, CallmeKevin anyone?
Gimeasamich 🧍🚗
@@Gimeasamich yes
Gimeasamich
yesssssss
Me too 🤣
Sad thing is.. the people didnt mean to make this movie ugly
. They were trying to make a different art style.
Sometimes the worst way of trying-and-failing could at worst be as absolutely hideous as giving at most 0% of a damn in trying.
Such is the case with Sir Billi, which is an animation so irredeemably intolerable that it’s right up there as one of the top 5 most horrible movies of all time, like Space Chimps 2, Elf Bowling, Little Princess School and the sequels (to Alpha & Omega which isn’t all that great but a mixed guilty pleasure, The Swan Princess and Norm of the North, which will always be completely indefensible because of its deadbeat cast of “characters”, animation that makes the remake of The Lion King look like the original, Taylor Swift music like Shake it Off in the trailer music, humour so insufferable that it’s all just toilet humour that is even more abused than in an average recent Nickelodeon show, and insufferably preachy message of “never building condos in the Arctic”) to Crest Animation films.
@@kieranstark7213 true
Benny Wireman Thanks for the like!
See; I was thinking about explaining why I don’t like Taylor Swift, however, I decided “Maybe not.” because I was worried there would be a bunch of negative-attention-wanting Camilizers that are oblivious to why music since the mid-2010s is more commonly problematic than it was in the 20th Century.
It kinda looks like barnyard ngl, and sean the sheep.
@@monkeballs5697 That’s an insult to Aardman and Biggie Cheese! XD
The Russians are the only people in the movie that look normal.
Cuz we beautiful PERIODT.
Who knew vodka made you look beautiful
@@oiuii actually it is highly stereotypical of you to say that since vodka was never actually created in Russia it is actually Polish but that is funny.
@@kxtya.k hmm thank you for telling me
@@kxtya.k It's actually from both Russia and Poland, also Sweden
I honestly almost puked watching this vid and it makes the emoji movie look like a 10/10
Ikr, it makes me doesn't want to eat again.
Damn thats brutal
Attack me however much you want but the emoji isn't that bad
@@sillicon8227 if you managed to enjoy it, that's ok. However, critics like this guy and people who have watched similar storylines will probably want to know your location.
But it's ok.
The Emoji Movie > Sir Billi
I’m Scottish and I’ve never heard of this film
This movie is Scotland’s pride and joy
Lucky you
So we meet again
@@genericperson915 seems so
Dude I'm sorry
It should've stayed that way :/
This was secretly a Canon james Bond film that got scrapped
You should watch the “amazing bulk” not a typo by the way
Yes absolutely I remember when I Hate Everything did his review on it and I've loved/hated the 'film' ever since
How dare you call that a movie.
Go to your room until you learn to respect cinema.
At least it had some type of plot and events in it lol
By "not a typo" I'm guessing you mean the lack of capitalized letters.
@@SlashCraftJack No, like that's it. That's legitimately the movies name.
The only reason I know wat this movie is because I watched SaberSparks review and let's watch on it.
I think that’s how everyone seen and heard of this. Movie 😂
Ngl, this movie is actually good compared to all the gacha life videos
@@sindaccoargento5967 heh
@@sindaccoargento5967 Nope, both of them suck.
@@sonicdash9652
atleast this movie has some efforts, atleast a little, while a gacha life videos has none
Saber Spark fans: *No, NOOOOOOOOOO!*
@aCrazyG&W I was expecting to see a comment like this
This was the only reason I looked at the comments 😂 To see if anyone mentions SaberSpark
The Devil: YES! YESSS!
Beelzebub: What are you cheering about?
As soon as I saw this I thought about Saberspark!
We need a collab
Hey I remember this movie
Saberspark reviewed it once
pretty much
I thought this was a repost of Saberspark's review because of copyright or something
I got so confused when I saw the thumbnail until I realised it was Dazz's channel
Saber's: informative, an actual review
Dazz's: funny and the pure embodiment of what a mental breakdown looks like
Sane
I think "Your Reality" playing during this review is very fitting.
ok
Nah, I think "Hazardous Environments" would be a neat choice, since this crappy movie has a awful and creepy human being designs.
I was wondering who else would mention that ngl
That and Bowser's Castle from MK8.
As I Scot myself, I'm offended that this film forgot about the true aspects of Scottish society:
Sectarian tensions, heroin and Ned culture.
And stabbing
YEAH
Hey Scott, All Here.
Aye 🏴
I’m worried about how similar Billi’s daughter and Billi’s love interest look... I get that the character designs are similar and I’m probably overreacting but I think Billi may have some bizarre fetishes
I said that too😂😂😂
It's like the "you date someone who reminds you of your parents" but the opposite and creepy
the only non-creepy answer to this is that Billi's daughter takes after her mother more than her father, and as such the love interest would end up looking like his dead wife, but if that's not the case, uh... Yeah that's. Yikes.
Or he has a crush on his daughter, which is very wrong.
From the same morons that brought us Foodfight (or at least the animation quality) and to think they tried to cash In on was left of Sean Connery's fame as well until It was still nothing but a burnt out move! If they truly wanted to create there own loosely based series on James Bond or whatever they were going for In this It ain't the right way to go!!! /XC
Now then; who wants to give papa a JUICY K I S S
I don't think it was the same animators/studio, but it is comparable nonetheless
Billi... please dont
Mimjan Jansson
Yes
This “movie” is BETTER than food fight in my oppinion
@@RoxieRyah Sir Billi = Foodfight
Sir Billi is the same rotten sauce as Foodfight, awful story, terrible animation, and horrendous looking characters.
Dazz:This is the second worst film I could find.
Dingo Pictures : YEE
peek (English yee)
Yeeeeeeee
I know you said Yee for the reference but I think that Dinosaur Adventure is their best 'movie'
that's not saying much though
ARE YOU A GAMER GOD!!!!!
Y e e
8:48 holy crap is that a severed human head in the top right
I think that that is a photo.
No joke, your terrible movies reviews are some of my favorites!! Please keep making these. They always make my day
*the creators of sliver circle seeing movie commentaries and reviews on the rise*
“Nuke it”
"should we also nuke the haters on youtube?"
"We wanna hurt them, not KILL THEM!"
Achievement unlocked: Worst animated picture
[ My Life would have a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes ]
Good for you
Just use skill share to learn about movie making!
Somehow having a 1 percent is worse
@@Jake.The.Beaver if anybody is even gonna use skillshare
Me with a -3
Sir Billi Producers: So how many James Bond references do you want Sean?
Sean Connory: *y e s*
Yesh!
“Scottish atrocitie”
Mate you haven’t seen M&D (or Scotlands worst theme park)
The signs for it all say "Scotland's Theme Park" trying to make people go there because of patriotism. Both times I've been there, rides have been shut because of accidents
I’ll
Scotland:
Skirt Wearing men, bagpipes and *bad CGI animation*
ah yes, that is exactly what it’s like here.
Don't forget the weird lake monsters
As a Scot I can confirm this
Don’t forget the post war buildings in the middle of nowhere
*Bagpipes intensify* We also have knifes!
I-
I’d like to apologise on my countries behalf for this abomination
Edit:damn that’s a lot of likes
Apology accepted.
Dude we’re American, I’m sure this is some form of Karma.
Kirby finds your sins unforgivable
On behalf of the rest of Britain , we forgive you
So this is why my Uncle Harold ran away to Australia...
RIP mr Sean Connery
We wont remember this as your last movie
17:14 This movie's script sounds like someone's super indulgent, poorly written fanfic - with Billy himself being the ultimate Mary Sue.
Let’s give this man credit for actually sitting down and watching this movie
*GET ME OUTTA THIS HELL*
"GET ME OUT OF HERE TOO" and yup" IT HAD TO COME FROM HELL" 😣😖😱🙀
I watched this film naively thinking me and a friend could riff through it like we did Foodfight... neither of us were the same after. This film nearly broke me with how boring and incomprehensible it was
On behalf of us all, we are sorry for this movie Dazz. 😅 How is it the Scottish made movie set in Scotland has more American accents in it, than Brave the American made movie set in Scotland?
Honestly, it is WAY HARDER for a movie to get a 0 than a 100 on rotten tomatoes. This movie is a rare breed of bad
"I could roast a marshmallow on this dumpster fire" fuckin CLASSIC
Well I think it's just- *beAutIfuL*
_I feel sickened by the animation alone._
Are you referencing “Bea from Brawl Stars”? Becuase every time she gets a kill she says “Bea-utiful
@@michaelstaggmick no
This movie looks and sounds like it was recorded in a vrchat lobby, complete with the disproportionately high quality Sean Connery model
Apparently it was based on a children's book or book series called "Sir Billi the Vet."
I seen the movie a bit....now...It’s now giving me flashbacks
Where did the $14,999,999.99 go!?
In the toilet
Sean Connery I'd imagine
The character in the thumbnail kinda reminds me of Fanboy and Chum Chum a little bit
SIR BILLI
BUT AWESOME
The humans look like they came from Back at the Barnyard.
At least fanboy and chum chum was enjoyable
Fanboy & ChumChum has much better animation
I do not believe that a single Scottish person was involved in the production of this film
There is no changing my mind, no sane person would associate themselves with this atrocity
Has anyone ever played the game City of Fools? Random, bizarre CG, sound like a weird fever dream, *completely* creepy...this film just gave me flashbacks of it is all.
Local old man yells at police officer and attempts to physically fight them over his (self-proclaimed) right to interfere with wildlife.
I put this video on to listen to while grinding levels in KH2, and around 3:14 I instantly recognized music from Doki Doki Literature Club, and turned my head towards the video. I then paused my game to confirm my suspicions, and while I wasn't expecting the off tune variation in Act 2 of DDLC, it makes sense to use this version cause of how weird the film seems, and I'm also glad that my assumption was right, along with simply hearing DDLC music in general.
0:23 - 0:58 Someone needs to find this, Silver Circle. We need this review!
It's now even more shameful since this is the last movie Sean Connery ever made
I love how you use Mario Kart music in the background of some parts. Love the video.
Dazzreviews:"It´s truly breathtaking, not in a good way"
Me: Your channel is breathtaking! (in a good way)
This is kind of a guilty pleasure for m-
"Give Papa a juicy kiss."
No, actually not. Get that away from me!
I saw the trailer for this film... And if the trailer is that bad... then I don't no what to do.
Spy car: check. Gun-holding poses: check. Russian submarine: check. Al that's missing is Billi riding in the sidecar of a motorcycle driven by Indy.
When people discuss about Sean Connery's career, this will be that "thing of which we do not speak."
But if they make an Irish sequel in which they do the same thing with Liam Neeson, I swear to god...
Rip Sir Sean Connery
1930-2020
He couldn’t do a cameo in a recent bond film... but he could come out of retirement for this... honestly doing a sequel to Zardoz and rocking the red diaper and ammunition vest again would have been a better choice then this movie.
I love this series! Please find more bad movies to review whether they're meant for kids or not. We must all experience these travesties together.
LIKE RAPSITTIE STREET KIDS?
God I’m getting flashbacks to when Saber reviewed this
Yup
Review: Alpha and Omega movies, they get weird
Why, Sean Connery, WHY?!
still waiting on boss baby back in business...
8:36 He said "You sure are looking Good ol' boy, you sure are looking great -chuckles-" I know it's still hard to understand cause the volume is so god damn low.
Went into my local Weis in January and saw this movie being sold as "Guardian of the Highlands" and tweeted to Saberspark about it.
Went into Weis a few hours ago and... It's still there.
0:07 I thought this was the real movie speaking and was like, oh yeah this is some terrible voice acting. Then I realized it was you.
To be fair, this is the first video I've ever watched of you. Soo subscribing.
I immediately noticed the DDLC music
Damn, Shaun Connery ain’t doing so well
I some how made it 8 mins before my brain started to hemrage :(
Is no one gonna mention how this dude basically had a meltdown over Gordi(or however you spell that demon spawn's name)?
Why is there a kid’s head on top off the refrigerator 8:48
As if Sean Connery agreed to appear in this. He seems to have gone like John Travolta.
The tone of Dazz's voice is hilarious when he finds something stupid lol
2012 Wizart changes the landscape of European animation with it’s Snow Queen with only ~7 million dollars and very little filmmaking experience becoming the very first film in the region to become successful in the international market. Critics absolutely decimate it for being a Disney ripoff.... of a film to come out a year later.
then you see THIS and suddenly it looks like a masterpiece.
1:27 is that the bowser's castle soundtrack from mariokart??
5:15
Thanks for breaking all the windows in my house
This is the Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing of movies.
at least in big rigs,
YOU'RE WINNER!
at 12.3 undecillion miles per hour in reverse
GET ME OUT OF THIS HELL
this video is sponsored by skillshare
I'm a simple person, I see a stereotypically Russian guy crawling out of his natural habitat, I click.
I also unironically like the polìce officer's eyebrows. Idk, they just speak to me.
The vehicles in the background have real brands on them, I don’t think they have the rights to have those logos
I haven't seen anyone do this so...
1:46 NICE
THIS is Sean Connery's last film. This piece of absolute dogshit. Unbelievable.
You'd think the film industry would have more respect for the OG James Bond than let him go out like this.
Trust me any of Dingo Productions movies make this look like a goddamn masterpiece
LOVE THE DOKI DOKI LC MUSIC IN THE BACKROUND
The music in the background while your talking about the beavers....gave me flashbacks. I’m amazed that I’m not on the ground rocking back and forth in the fetal position. Also nice video👍
I’m concerned for Billy... Billy you... you good?
12:13 beavers swim.....
Did anyone notice that SaberSpark and Dazzle's icons look the same?
RIP Sean Connery!
As an American, I have decided to press F to pay respects for the legend himself. 🫡 Once he was an icon, and he shall be missed.
I've seen actual scottish animation and this doesn't represent it. I can only assume that it was forced into a story. I'm willing to bet that it came from a short story idea where as you pointed out there was better animation and added to the end credits. A good example of fantastic animation is "The happy ducking" (which is on youtube)
Dont Lie you died Laughing when he Said Lower Him to You "Deck"
It watches like a movie every kid wrote when they were 8. Is Vicky supposed to be something out of Duck Tales? I'll be honest though there are moments of the landscape that are pretty.
The movie looks like something the school puts on because it’s “educational”
Here are the following References from james bond:
Thunderball title of you noticed
The james bond pose
The sled looks like the helicopter from you only live twice
The Location from goldfinger even the chase
The living daylights parachute landing
The sub from the credit on you only live twice and
The opening sequence is like from every james bond film plus the bungee from goldeneye
The hat throwing in every money penny scenes
Didn’t know Sean Connery had a chance to play Gandalf, I’m very very glad he didn’t. I liked him as James Bond but I really don’t think he’s that great of an actor and if the lord of the rings script is too confusing for you you’re not the actor I would want playing Gandalf. Thank god
As a Scottish lad myself this is most… disappointing
3:20 Is that the DDLC theme in the background?
AHHHHHHHHHH
Scots got this as their first animated movie, Fins got Emperor's secret, an animated fantasy musical about Finnish politicians.
R.I.P Sean Connery!
Sean Connery deserved a much better final role than this monstrosity.
4:22 *Feck* and Furry coating.
11:45 *A MAN AT LEGO CITY HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER*
4:27 I think he said “Fecken” like the f word in a Scottish accent
What if James Bond after retiring became Billi the Vet after his retirement and the Vet isnt Veterinarian but a Veteran Spy