Ice Cream Dude should be the protagonist, hes just some crazy lonely dude taking on an entire werewolf clan by himself and I think many of us can relate.
@@storyteller4613 Seriously, dude's a hero. He was just an ice cream man before, and he saw a child getting attacked by a monster and tried to save the child, risking his own life in the process - he wasn't even armed, but he was willing to put himself at risk to possibly save a kid. Clearly, he's the type who actually cares about kids and probably took the ice cream man job because he wanted to bring joy to children even though he was smart enough to build supercomputers that fit in a tiny space like the truck, and probably had some outside source of income that allowed him to afford the materials to build that technology (he had to have built and programmed it himself, any company getting a request like that from some random dude would probably have been confused at best and either just taken the money and given him garbage that looked fancy but did nothing, or ignored him entirely) and the werewolf museum thing he ran to try and warn other people about the dangers presented by werewolves. He's a selfless supergenius who wants nothing more with his life than to protect and bring joy to kids, and put his own life in harm's way MANY times to do so and dedicated his life to avenging a child he thought was killed. How is this guy not the hero?
Domesticated dogs being the mortal enemies of werewolves is the dumbest shit, what the fuck... That's like your six year old cousin being your mortal enemy. There is a slight power gap going on here.
My guess is that whoever wrote this slop wanted to play on the trope that appears in some werewolf movies where the dogs can sense if someone is a werewolf, so they start growling and barking to try to warn their owners of the impending danger, but I always saw that as a more generalized "paranormal danger" thing, like dogs have a sixth sense born of instinct rather than just some specific beef on werewolves for being... idk a hybrid species... So the equivalent of race traitors? Such a weird take on the "walker of two worlds story", the kid is already a WEREWOLF a walker of two worlds by default ffs, I know they want to have cute dogs to rip off Illumination and their low effort but easily marketable movies, but c'mon how crap like this get sequels?
It's almost like they were trying to copy what Stephen King did in "Sleepwalkers" with the cats being mortal enemies of the "Werecat vampires", but at least that movie gave us a cool final battle with the monster being killed by a swarm of cats.
Inside of you there are two wolves. Now, the medically advised number of wolves you should have in your body is zero. Let's sit down and talk about how they ended up in there.
Some parodies do that "Very conveniently this person that just happen to be in the same place as you know what exactly you have to do and that person will never be mentioned again"
They could have fixed the "stay" thing easily too! Just have the petstore owner tell her to "stay" as she was abandoned in the back alley. Would have been especially tragic.
The best part about this movie seems to be the ice cream man. He stepped to a werewolf to try and save a child, goes (more) crazy after thinking he failed said child (who he somehow never ends up serving ice cream after said failure, I unno man) He decides 'fuck it' and devotes his life to hunting werewolves based on this one one moment, despite the fact that no one believes him no matter how much proof he gets and no matter how many times the werewolves APPARENTLY try to jump and murder his ass for the ring he yoinked from what he thought was a murder scene. Dude has no idea how far in the deep end he is.
We can talk crap on this movie all day but you gotta respect how the ice cream man wanted to avenge the boy after he was supposedly killed by the werewolves despite him not being his kid. Absolutely selfless.
And why was that foot there? What cinematic significance did that foot have? Why include it at all? What purpose or thematic element did it add? Why was that foot there?
Possum, this is probably some of your best work. I felt your anger during the ad-breaks and have now made me question: Why do I pay for UA-cam Premium?
There are lots of great movies that have tiny budgets. Godzilla -1.0, Saw are just two examples I can think of from the top of my head. I don’t really watch a lot of movies.
@@dmoonmaster1653 lol serious question though does Australia have Tornados? Or hurricanes🌀 was just thinking i dont think ive heard of your continent having either?
@@vicvega3614 Occasionally a hurricane can cause a bit of mischief off the coast but it's not a huge deal. And we don't have tornadoes. I think the US Midwest has a monopoly on like 90% of all tornadoes globally, which helps you guys air-cool your crypto farms. Which is an unfair advantage tbh.
@@dmoonmaster1653 we just had some real bad Tornados in Oklahoma, some were at night too, imagine waking up and ur bed is flying through the air. I used to drink Fosters beer and i love Silverchair especially their early heavy stuff, saw them live in 97' still listen to them 🫡 would love to visit Australia though
Wanna know the craziest part about 100% wolf? The studio behind it, Flying bark productions is the same studio behind the production for Lego Monkie kid, Glitch Techs, Marvel what-if and Rise of the TMNT Crazy, I know
There's no way the director wasn't a furry. -Big buff furry wolves -Weird hints of romantic relationship between a dog and a half human -Piss fetish It all lines up.
@mooboigaming2234 and u know this because ur a piss loving furry ? (This is maybe not but maybe but also maybe not but also maybe possibly maybe a joke btw)
Here I was thinking this movie would pull the "Batty is really a werewolf to." but she was really a dog which makes her and Freddy seeming to fall in love worse!
If you think a little more about it, he keeps her as his pet, but not only can she talk to him like a human, but he can also turn into a dog to 'interact' with her directly anytime, so...
Not only do we not have any confirmation about the existence of other 'weredogs' in this universe, but he's been one for less than 24 hours before he met Batty. Like, imagine you get turned into a dog one day while retaining your mind, and the very first thing on you wanna do is go out and hump other dogs.
I recall in the TV show she becomes a reverse werewolf, so she can turn into a human and they can presumably push the love interest. Problem ... solved?
I work at a movie theater and 100% Wolf played briefly during the pandemic when we did not have a lot of movies to show while my theater was still open. I remember going in to do "theater check", which is a job where I go into the theater to check and see if anyone is breaking the rules and if the picture/audio is playing fine, and I went in to 100% Wolf at the moment of the "pissing scene" and I thought to myself, "yeah this movie looks like crap".
It was open briefly in 2020. We had to close twice. Of course it was March that we closed, and then in summer we tried again and was briefly open again but did not open back up until sometime in 2021 and we've been open ever since.
I'm wondering if anyone was actually watching it. It's still rare to see many people in high budget movies where I live, like going to the movies is outdated.
I still can't fathom how they managed to make a movie about a family of werewolves so dull and unimaginative. As a werewolf fan, it's actually pretty disheartening. 😢 🐺 ❤️
@@garuelx8627 Personally, I love the idea of a movie about a heroic werewolf family! It's just, well, the heroic stuff only really happens at the very beginning of the movie, while the rest of it boils down to a weird ass plot about the badguy werewolf teaming up with the crazy lady to get rid of all the stray dogs by turning them into wigs. I mean, a half-decent plot for the episode of a kid's show, I guess, but not the entire plot of a movie about freaking werewolves! :P
Yeah I don't know how they failed and made it this bad.... It's so bad that it's sometimes funny and definitely gives the 2020 2021 straight to streaming obscure movie.
@@Office_chair Indeed! It's honestly kinda fascinating how bad it is. I'm not gonna talk about the book it's based on because 1. I've never read it and 2. I believe an adaptation has to stand on its own merits.
The idea of werewolves being superhero-like is a concept that can work...we've seen it work before I mean that's Werewolf by Night, Big Wolf On Campus, and also Wolfsbane from the Marvel universe. Also how can dogs and werewolves are enemies when they're literally both canine?
There's also the Astounding Wolfman in the Invincible universe. And there was a concept for a werewolf series by the creators of Gargoyles a while ago. That would have been cool...
“I’m just gonna sprinkle in references to random entertainment products and see if that has any effect on how this movie does in UA-cam’s mysterious recommendation algorithm” yep. Haven’t watched this channel in like four years so that definitely worked.
As someone struggling with their own channel I am very curious how this ends up working. I pulled up his social blade and it’s not always accurate and comparing to older video numbers so far this one is doing really well. I don’t mind throwing in unhinged non sponsored ads 😂
It fascinates me when bad movies do cliches for the sake of cliches without even really understanding why other movies do those cliches. Generally speaking, a show gives a kid protagonist a dead parent for three major reasons: to focus on their relationship with their living parent, to uncomplicate the story by having one less character to write, or to put them in a scenario where they lack, want, or befriend a parental figure. So they gave Dreamworks Zac Efron there a dead mom, but then just had him have a housekeeper as a protective, caring maternal figure and major character. The idea "just have the housekeeper be his mom" never even entered their minds, because they were so laser-focused on "give him a dead mom that's what other cartoons do" that they never even bothered to question it. Him having a human mom, and not being "pure" werewolf, could have even been the implied reason he was a weredog instead of a werewolf. Failing that, when they realized it was weird to give him a regular dog as a romantic interest, they could have wrote the housekeeper out completely and changed the girl dog into a older dog who lost her puppies and "adopts" him to give him a maternal figure. The thing about stories, is when you stop trying to force tropes and cliches and just let the story flow, a lot of the story elements will write themselves.
Yeah that's something I do notice when I think about it more is that there was so many aspects that were just randomly added and had really no purpose or more to it.
@@Office_chair It's actually a big problem I notice about a lot of movies nowadays, is they seem to care more about adding a character for the sake of having a specific character, or a plot device because it's cool, rather than telling a story. A big one I've gone off about many times is the casino sidequest in The Last Jedi. So they have Finn and Rose go to a planet and faff about because they have to find a hacker to get onto a First Order ship, because they really wanted to have that sidequest for some reason. However, Finn is ex-First Order and Rose is a ship mechanic: it would have made more sense to just have the two of them board the enemy ship and do it themselves, since I'd expect a former First Order soldier to know enough about them to sneak about incognito, and Rose to know enough about ship technology to be able to find and disable the device even if she knows nothing about it. If they weren't so obsessed with having several superfluous characters and a "fun" adventure, they could have shaved a good 45 minutes off that film and actually better developed Finn and Rose.
I actually learned a term for this sort of thing, where a group copies a set of circumstances in expectation of a particular result without understanding the underlying mechanism that lead to that result in the first place. It's called a Cargo Cult, named after the phenomenon of primitive tribesmen recreating colonist structures in their absence, expecting the same "gifts from the gods" to begin appearing again, despite the fact those colonists are no longer there to receive such shipments.
this could be explained for short , their source of inspiration is not creative imagination or life experience or real world refrence, its Other Movies. in effect they are making a cartoon out of a cartoon. this is terrible for any kind of art . there is also a major case of what i call Francest. where a franchise stops using the sources of inspiration i mentioned above and instead keeps using Itself and previous installments to make new stuff. which causes boring rehashes we see today. ring any bells ?
These types of movies make me wonder why few creators ever get creative with the premise of their films. Even if the movie they made sucks it would at least be memorably bad
Notice his split eyebrow. (look it up if you do not know what that means.) And, as stated above, his hair remains pink. He's a poodle for an agenda based reason.
In the books it's insinuated as being because a poodle bit his pregnant mother (although this might have been a bogus explanation? It's been over a decade since I last read these books lol)
Its unreasonably disturbing to see possum as a dog, a brilliant design choice meant to reflect how disturbing it would be to the werewolf family that Freddy is a dog. Such genius
2:15 - Firestick 7:35 - Netflix 12:46 - Apple 18:26 - UA-cam Premium 24:24 - Disney Plus The amount of vitriol you had during each and every sponsorship 😂 Would love it if that became a recurring thing in your videos
Aussie here, I find the fact the kids don't have connection in the attic totally believable. Wifi sucks here, and more often than not you'll just have parts of the house with little to no connection.
Glad to see you've got some top sponsors, Possum. Apple, Disney, Netflix and more. Really makes me want to give up my hard earned wages, after heavy taxes, to buy shit I don't want nor need. Cheers, P.
The movie’s animation feels like if the animators behind Sing, made one of those merge and/or match-three mobile games. It literally looks like an advert for one of those. That’s how bad it looks.
It's most likely heavily funded by the government, like 99% of other movies and TV shows made here (Aus). That explains the unwanted sequels and whatnot.
I was half expecting a part of a Werewolf showing up and then cutting to a sequence of Possum’s Patreon supporters being read out loud in some way or another.
I actually tried watching the series, and the first episodes were okay-ish, but then everything went down pretty quickly. Also, the dog friend eventually turns into a human girl, so yeah, the love interest kind of works. Still... Also, if the pink hair was initially white, why is still pink in the series? I always found that detail of his design very distracting.
Domestic dogs being the enemies of werewolves in “100% piss” is as confusing and asinine as domestic cats being the enemy of the energy vampiric werecats from Stephen King’s hilariously atrocious very early 90s cheese fest horror “The Sleepwalkers”.
They could've escaped through the ventilation in the first place instead of trying to block the door with a bone, but what am I even doing looking for logic and consistency in this movie?
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The kids didn’t have cellular service in the attic because it’s Australia and the attic is underground
yeah nah, the telephone waves obviously fall down into the sky, missing their phones completely.
Dude thank you!
I couldn't figure it out at ALL.
They actually have towns in old salt mines in Australia.
It’s kinda cool no pun intended.
Or another sudden Telstra/Optus outage
So the houses in Australia are upside down?
The most realistic thing about this movie is the power of the enraged thrashing of a chihuahua
Got a dog that's part chihuahua.
Yet her attitude is 110% chihuahua, can confirm you're correct and so is the movie
@@king_noobie0same here. One of my dogs is half chihuahua and it shows in the 19-20 years we’ve had her lol
my father used to have a chihuahua at his house, he had her ever since 2014 and she died last june, she was 118 years old and i miss her so much.
@@viviennemorgan7217
A 118 years old???
@@justaguyonyoutube4592 yeah what's the problem with that?
It is better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Somebody tell that to R Kelly 😂
i'd rather get pissed than be pissed
Copyright Angry Video Game Nerd
@@BlackMasterRoshi But what if you're pissed off about being pissed on, while you're pissed!?
@@MadHax-wt5tl I'd rather get my pissies snipped
Ice Cream Dude should be the protagonist, hes just some crazy lonely dude taking on an entire werewolf clan by himself and I think many of us can relate.
Not to mention he's voiced by Rhys Darby, so that just makes him even more likeable. XD
Ever felt like most bad kids movies have entertaining villains
Just to avenge some kid he saw on the road years ago,that's a true protagonist.
@@storyteller4613 Seriously, dude's a hero. He was just an ice cream man before, and he saw a child getting attacked by a monster and tried to save the child, risking his own life in the process - he wasn't even armed, but he was willing to put himself at risk to possibly save a kid. Clearly, he's the type who actually cares about kids and probably took the ice cream man job because he wanted to bring joy to children even though he was smart enough to build supercomputers that fit in a tiny space like the truck, and probably had some outside source of income that allowed him to afford the materials to build that technology (he had to have built and programmed it himself, any company getting a request like that from some random dude would probably have been confused at best and either just taken the money and given him garbage that looked fancy but did nothing, or ignored him entirely) and the werewolf museum thing he ran to try and warn other people about the dangers presented by werewolves.
He's a selfless supergenius who wants nothing more with his life than to protect and bring joy to kids, and put his own life in harm's way MANY times to do so and dedicated his life to avenging a child he thought was killed. How is this guy not the hero?
Yeah, just like in the good ol' prison days... i thought i repressed that.
Domesticated dogs being the mortal enemies of werewolves is the dumbest shit, what the fuck... That's like your six year old cousin being your mortal enemy. There is a slight power gap going on here.
My guess is that whoever wrote this slop wanted to play on the trope that appears in some werewolf movies where the dogs can sense if someone is a werewolf, so they start growling and barking to try to warn their owners of the impending danger, but I always saw that as a more generalized "paranormal danger" thing, like dogs have a sixth sense born of instinct rather than just some specific beef on werewolves for being... idk a hybrid species... So the equivalent of race traitors?
Such a weird take on the "walker of two worlds story", the kid is already a WEREWOLF a walker of two worlds by default ffs, I know they want to have cute dogs to rip off Illumination and their low effort but easily marketable movies, but c'mon how crap like this get sequels?
It's almost like they were trying to copy what Stephen King did in "Sleepwalkers" with the cats being mortal enemies of the "Werecat vampires", but at least that movie gave us a cool final battle with the monster being killed by a swarm of cats.
IKR. These grown ass people afraid of dogs 😂
I mean, it's literally Bluey fans (not all)
Theory: in this movies universe, Domestic dogs hate the werewolves for becoming more beloved than themselves by saving people. It’s a jealousy thing
Inside of you there are two wolves. Now, the medically advised number of wolves you should have in your body is zero. Let's sit down and talk about how they ended up in there.
dinner
well, and breakfast. There were leftovers
@@HappyBeezerStudios or horny, could be both
Mental illness, or u vored them. Or both.
I have two wolves inside of me. This isn't a meme, it's a cry for help. I'm at a furry convention someone please help me!
@@WulfjagerThe Exterminatus is on its way
There should be an entire genre of storytelling called "For Reasons That Are Never Explained."
Probably on TV tropes already
You're both right 👍👍
There should be a genre of movie called "Inserting your weird fetish into the movie"
"For Reasons That Are Never Explained" is the best buddy of "For some reason".
Some parodies do that
"Very conveniently this person that just happen to be in the same place as you know what exactly you have to do and that person will never be mentioned again"
''wolves really like diapers''
lost
💀
I dont know whats worse that furries used to be CSI people or now they have thier own version of the jar in essence.
@@NoahGooderwait what? What jar situation did I miss this time
@@Wulfjager the wolf + diaper thing. I mean its not the only jar moment but it really doesnt help thier cause.
wait what.
@@NoahGooder oh I see, I thought there was a certain situation or video and not a whole sub category of that community
Those angry anti-ads were just *chef's kiss*.
They could have fixed the "stay" thing easily too! Just have the petstore owner tell her to "stay" as she was abandoned in the back alley. Would have been especially tragic.
welcome to a kids movie, where it could have just required a single minute fix a plothole but that was still too much.
That would be soo good! Like, she stays there for days cause she dosent want to disapoint him but he never came back.
The best part about this movie seems to be the ice cream man.
He stepped to a werewolf to try and save a child, goes (more) crazy after thinking he failed said child (who he somehow never ends up serving ice cream after said failure, I unno man)
He decides 'fuck it' and devotes his life to hunting werewolves based on this one one moment, despite the fact that no one believes him no matter how much proof he gets and no matter how many times the werewolves APPARENTLY try to jump and murder his ass for the ring he yoinked from what he thought was a murder scene.
Dude has no idea how far in the deep end he is.
BEST character
We can talk crap on this movie all day but you gotta respect how the ice cream man wanted to avenge the boy after he was supposedly killed by the werewolves despite him not being his kid. Absolutely selfless.
The best character definitely
Should have made the movie about him ngl
A true hero
Not only that he's been at it for literal years
100% Wolf: 100% Terrible, 100% Forgettable until someone mentions it. (and 200% PISS)
And 100% p1$$
I 100% forgot about this movie a day after I saw the trailer.
Did you know the movie has a 2-season TV series? I've seen it.
@@0deadx21not sure how with something as bad and forgettable as this.
@@Coolj457 The show is actually fun.
18:54 Sam O'Nella's break from UA-cam causing a power vacuum for stick figure youtubers was not on my bingo card.
fr fr
I've seen tons of those Sam clone videos they aren't bad but they aren't Sam O'nella
Our hero has returned to answer the greatest philosophical question of our time of why did the goblin turn on the stove
why?
@@D33_G33cause he's a mind goblin don't fall for his trick
It’s like the Tootsie Pop commercial. The world will never know.
And why was that foot there? What cinematic significance did that foot have? Why include it at all? What purpose or thematic element did it add? Why was that foot there?
@@Nirmiti.Actually, it's 3. The owl said so
Possum, this is probably some of your best work. I felt your anger during the ad-breaks and have now made me question: Why do I pay for UA-cam Premium?
I know right, this one is only second in terms of comedy to suburban Sasquatch.
@@haxxm32 I've still got that video hot-tabbed so I can show ill-informed people who Possum is. I agree with you, Suburban Sasquach is King for sure.
I don't get ads and I don't even pay a cent. I just use UA-cam Revanced.
I related to his anger on streaming a lot lmao
Oh, of course my comment got removed for mentioning YouChewbe Wryyyvanced.
Jesus that "piss" bit hurt my stomach from laughing
I'm 27 years old and someone angrily saying piss over and over will never not make me laugh.
Inside you are 2 50% wolves. Which one wins? The one you give a bigger budget to.
There are lots of great movies that have tiny budgets. Godzilla -1.0, Saw are just two examples I can think of from the top of my head. I don’t really watch a lot of movies.
Ιnside there you are two wolf, both of them are gay so you are too
i have 2 50% wolves, so that means i am both 100% wolf and 100% not wolf
Wrong. Which ever has more piss.
are the two wolves gay?
The unsponsored sponsorships were the best thing about this review. Good Lord, those were savage, Possum.
I say those become a staple
Maybe not four per episode
But every once in a while could be fun
Dog possum looks so cursed,yet so great.
Too cursed.
I'd argue it's Blursed
I'm Australian and I've never heard of this before. I didn't even know we had enough computers to make a movie like this.
You don't thats why it sucks
@@vicvega3614 Well you try making gpus and render farms with only coal and spiders on hand.
@@dmoonmaster1653 lol serious question though does Australia have Tornados? Or hurricanes🌀 was just thinking i dont think ive heard of your continent having either?
@@vicvega3614 Occasionally a hurricane can cause a bit of mischief off the coast but it's not a huge deal. And we don't have tornadoes. I think the US Midwest has a monopoly on like 90% of all tornadoes globally, which helps you guys air-cool your crypto farms. Which is an unfair advantage tbh.
@@dmoonmaster1653 we just had some real bad Tornados in Oklahoma, some were at night too, imagine waking up and ur bed is flying through the air.
I used to drink Fosters beer and i love Silverchair especially their early heavy stuff, saw them live in 97' still listen to them 🫡 would love to visit Australia though
Wanna know the craziest part about 100% wolf?
The studio behind it, Flying bark productions is the same studio behind the production for Lego Monkie kid, Glitch Techs, Marvel what-if and Rise of the TMNT
Crazy, I know
How tf did they fumbled up this badly?!
Flasheart isn’t voice by Jai Courtney for no reason, he needed to make rent
With a total gross of 8 million, was his rent like 300 dollaridoos?
There's no way the director wasn't a furry.
-Big buff furry wolves
-Weird hints of romantic relationship between a dog and a half human
-Piss fetish
It all lines up.
for the record, not all furries have a piss fetish
@mooboigaming2234 and u know this because ur a piss loving furry ? (This is maybe not but maybe but also maybe not but also maybe possibly maybe a joke btw)
@@mooboigaming2234 Sounds like something a furry would say.
@@mooboigaming2234is this a safe space
@@mooboigaming2234 most who I got to know do sadly.
Here I was thinking this movie would pull the "Batty is really a werewolf to." but she was really a dog which makes her and Freddy seeming to fall in love worse!
If you think a little more about it, he keeps her as his pet, but not only can she talk to him like a human, but he can also turn into a dog to 'interact' with her directly anytime, so...
Not only do we not have any confirmation about the existence of other 'weredogs' in this universe, but he's been one for less than 24 hours before he met Batty. Like, imagine you get turned into a dog one day while retaining your mind, and the very first thing on you wanna do is go out and hump other dogs.
I recall in the TV show she becomes a reverse werewolf, so she can turn into a human and they can presumably push the love interest. Problem ... solved?
I work at a movie theater and 100% Wolf played briefly during the pandemic when we did not have a lot of movies to show while my theater was still open. I remember going in to do "theater check", which is a job where I go into the theater to check and see if anyone is breaking the rules and if the picture/audio is playing fine, and I went in to 100% Wolf at the moment of the "pissing scene" and I thought to myself, "yeah this movie looks like crap".
you're lucky for having your theater open during 2020, while ours are closed in 2020 and didn't open until later.
It was open briefly in 2020. We had to close twice. Of course it was March that we closed, and then in summer we tried again and was briefly open again but did not open back up until sometime in 2021 and we've been open ever since.
@@AmishParadise27 oh ok
I'm wondering if anyone was actually watching it. It's still rare to see many people in high budget movies where I live, like going to the movies is outdated.
A couple of families went to see it on the day that I was scheduled to work, but like I said, it only lasted one week at my theater.
I still can't fathom how they managed to make a movie about a family of werewolves so dull and unimaginative. As a werewolf fan, it's actually pretty disheartening. 😢 🐺 ❤️
They tend to miss the mark when they try to paint werewolves in a heroic light. Rather disappointing, tbh.
@@garuelx8627 Personally, I love the idea of a movie about a heroic werewolf family! It's just, well, the heroic stuff only really happens at the very beginning of the movie, while the rest of it boils down to a weird ass plot about the badguy werewolf teaming up with the crazy lady to get rid of all the stray dogs by turning them into wigs. I mean, a half-decent plot for the episode of a kid's show, I guess, but not the entire plot of a movie about freaking werewolves! :P
Yeah I don't know how they failed and made it this bad....
It's so bad that it's sometimes funny and definitely gives the 2020 2021 straight to streaming obscure movie.
@@Office_chair Indeed! It's honestly kinda fascinating how bad it is. I'm not gonna talk about the book it's based on because 1. I've never read it and 2. I believe an adaptation has to stand on its own merits.
The idea of werewolves being superhero-like is a concept that can work...we've seen it work before I mean that's Werewolf by Night, Big Wolf On Campus, and also Wolfsbane from the Marvel universe. Also how can dogs and werewolves are enemies when they're literally both canine?
Not to mention there is a whole tabletop RPG called Werewolf: The Apocalypse...
There's also the Astounding Wolfman in the Invincible universe. And there was a concept for a werewolf series by the creators of Gargoyles a while ago. That would have been cool...
The Werewolves of Ossory too
I choose to believe Possum really got those sponsorships, and decided to do them that way
Virgin: 2 wolves in you
Chad: 4 wolf-dogs in you
😂
The dawg on him.
give a wolf-dog a bone.
@@aoihitori*in* him
“I’m just gonna sprinkle in references to random entertainment products and see if that has any effect on how this movie does in UA-cam’s mysterious recommendation algorithm”
yep. Haven’t watched this channel in like four years so that definitely worked.
Your Attempt to algorithm with name brands worked. This is my top recommended video right now
As someone struggling with their own channel I am very curious how this ends up working. I pulled up his social blade and it’s not always accurate and comparing to older video numbers so far this one is doing really well. I don’t mind throwing in unhinged non sponsored ads 😂
So why was the ring important? I thought it was gonna turn the kid into a wolf in the end, but all it did was glow when a wolf was around???
Yeah and why did he ever even have it to begin with?
Never before have I seen a story so focused on a "Ring of detect doggo magic"....
Its the Matrix of Leadership, the One Ring to rule them all !
Idk if it's related but in the books moonstone 'locks' them into their werewolf form (ie, so they can maintain it even during day time) :/
Australian here. I appologise for this film, Possum. Can confirm we age backards!
When you're walking around doesn't the blood rush to your head?
You have absolutely nothing to apologise for. It’s illogical to be sorry about something you had *_nothing_* to do with.
@@Sundaydish1 Pretty much does.
Also never let anyone tell you, straya lost to emus! You guys won, by just building some electric fences, simple as.
We need you guys to save the borderlands franchise ASAP
It's called a Boeing 737 because 737 is the amount of screws that were left over from building the planes
...which makes the ever increasing number that much more horrifying.
@@Wraithspartan Yeah, they call the big one "Dreamliner" because it's held together by hopes and dreams...
The ice-cream man really just dedicated his entire life to avenging a random kid he thought died
He's letting his sigma out
Sigma grind.
What the sigma?
@@arjuna6224 sigma ballz
i hate a l l of you
@@huguesdepayens807haha got em
It fascinates me when bad movies do cliches for the sake of cliches without even really understanding why other movies do those cliches. Generally speaking, a show gives a kid protagonist a dead parent for three major reasons: to focus on their relationship with their living parent, to uncomplicate the story by having one less character to write, or to put them in a scenario where they lack, want, or befriend a parental figure. So they gave Dreamworks Zac Efron there a dead mom, but then just had him have a housekeeper as a protective, caring maternal figure and major character. The idea "just have the housekeeper be his mom" never even entered their minds, because they were so laser-focused on "give him a dead mom that's what other cartoons do" that they never even bothered to question it. Him having a human mom, and not being "pure" werewolf, could have even been the implied reason he was a weredog instead of a werewolf. Failing that, when they realized it was weird to give him a regular dog as a romantic interest, they could have wrote the housekeeper out completely and changed the girl dog into a older dog who lost her puppies and "adopts" him to give him a maternal figure. The thing about stories, is when you stop trying to force tropes and cliches and just let the story flow, a lot of the story elements will write themselves.
Yeah that's something I do notice when I think about it more is that there was so many aspects that were just randomly added and had really no purpose or more to it.
@@Office_chair It's actually a big problem I notice about a lot of movies nowadays, is they seem to care more about adding a character for the sake of having a specific character, or a plot device because it's cool, rather than telling a story. A big one I've gone off about many times is the casino sidequest in The Last Jedi. So they have Finn and Rose go to a planet and faff about because they have to find a hacker to get onto a First Order ship, because they really wanted to have that sidequest for some reason. However, Finn is ex-First Order and Rose is a ship mechanic: it would have made more sense to just have the two of them board the enemy ship and do it themselves, since I'd expect a former First Order soldier to know enough about them to sneak about incognito, and Rose to know enough about ship technology to be able to find and disable the device even if she knows nothing about it. If they weren't so obsessed with having several superfluous characters and a "fun" adventure, they could have shaved a good 45 minutes off that film and actually better developed Finn and Rose.
I actually learned a term for this sort of thing, where a group copies a set of circumstances in expectation of a particular result without understanding the underlying mechanism that lead to that result in the first place.
It's called a Cargo Cult, named after the phenomenon of primitive tribesmen recreating colonist structures in their absence, expecting the same "gifts from the gods" to begin appearing again, despite the fact those colonists are no longer there to receive such shipments.
@@WolfHreda Huh, that's neat. I knew the term "Cargo Cult" but I've never heard it used in that context. It's pretty appropriate.
this could be explained for short , their source of inspiration is not creative imagination or life experience or real world refrence, its Other Movies. in effect they are making a cartoon out of a cartoon. this is terrible for any kind of art . there is also a major case of what i call Francest. where a franchise stops using the sources of inspiration i mentioned above and instead keeps using Itself and previous installments to make new stuff. which causes boring rehashes we see today. ring any bells ?
The apple rant had me crying at my desk 😂
New drinking game: Take a shot everytime Possum says "piss"
These types of movies make me wonder why few creators ever get creative with the premise of their films. Even if the movie they made sucks it would at least be memorably bad
it's not even bad its enjoyable tho
Possum's descent into madness has been glorious to behold.
that piss rant killed me, love your content
I learned Liam Neeson pisses himself and had to google it lol
And even through all this, they never actually explained why the hell he turns into a poodle
Notice his split eyebrow. (look it up if you do not know what that means.)
And, as stated above, his hair remains pink.
He's a poodle for an agenda based reason.
@@Annihilator2011 ☝🏼🤓
@Annihilator2011 bro shut up, gay people aren't coming for you, they don't even want you
In the books it's insinuated as being because a poodle bit his pregnant mother (although this might have been a bogus explanation? It's been over a decade since I last read these books lol)
I don't know we'll probably never get an answer but if I'd have to guess it's because he's the main character who then gets misunderstood.
Its unreasonably disturbing to see possum as a dog, a brilliant design choice meant to reflect how disturbing it would be to the werewolf family that Freddy is a dog. Such genius
2:15 - Firestick
7:35 - Netflix
12:46 - Apple
18:26 - UA-cam Premium
24:24 - Disney Plus
The amount of vitriol you had during each and every sponsorship 😂 Would love it if that became a recurring thing in your videos
Came for the movie review. Stayed for the corporate roasts.
"According to deviant art and Tumblr, wolves really like diapers" 😂 outstanding
You know it’s gonna be a good day when possum posts a new review
Highlight of my week with rehab room
"200% more piss?!" and I almost pissed myself XD
The way you opened that can in the beginning was excellent
"100% wolf" sounds like the name of a furry comic or something idk
Only a furry would know that
@@DragonSoul621 in not tryng to hate on anyone
The movie was based on a children’s book by the same name (though they probably changed up the story).
Aussie here, I find the fact the kids don't have connection in the attic totally believable. Wifi sucks here, and more often than not you'll just have parts of the house with little to no connection.
i live for 'why the goblin turned on the stove' jokes, every time it gets brought up in a creative way i am filled with life.
"You don´t go full furry. Never go full furry." - No clue who said that
its possibly a quote from farcry5
I don’t have a funny comment. The ads are comedy genius.
It's weird how much I enjoy watching videos ripping apart some kids film I've never heard of.
I know right?!
Glad to see you've got some top sponsors, Possum. Apple, Disney, Netflix and more. Really makes me want to give up my hard earned wages, after heavy taxes, to buy shit I don't want nor need. Cheers, P.
Losing my mind how Red Guy's mustache is just super long nose hair.
I did NOT expect him to bring up the SamONella clones.
Being pissed off on your ad-breaks gives me chuckles........😂😂😂😂
The movie’s animation feels like if the animators behind Sing, made one of those merge and/or match-three mobile games. It literally looks like an advert for one of those. That’s how bad it looks.
Possum goes hard in this review with those product placements.
Think he's been burnt 🔥😂
I've read the book. It's loaded with poop and fart jokes, but the only piss joke I remembered was Freddie learning how to "lift his leg." XD
0:55
Actually, it's also aired on russian television. Ads for this show gave me cancer.
Werewolfs? Childsplay with some silver! The Werepossum? God help us all
Half-man, half-possum.
I just love how every single new "advertisement" just got more and more aggressive. I was crying laughing at the UA-cam one 😂
That Netflix ad was perfect
Possum’s random mini rants about streaming and whatnot makes me want to see him make a video about mainstream music/music and film streaming
Glad to see someone calling out UA-cam on their lousy ads, instead of lying that the products are so fantastic.
I guess this was.... ruff to watch.
get this man to the top
Is it me or was Mr. Possum Reviews in a better mood for this episode?
He was quite mellow, yes
Yea he actually seems kind of happy, wtf
yeah he is in a better mood because the last movie he reviewed was wish.
Who took our possum???? Return him RIGHT NOW!
Btw Possum, where do you even dig this garbage from? Literally, not even the makers of these movies remember making them 99%
@@OverNine9ousend he said that he found it at dollar tree, while it's on cable tv.
7:58 may Netflix never forget the loss of The Dark Crystal Age of Resistance
The fact that my Mom and sisters like these type of movies disturb me.
That movie looks like the type of movie some DeviantArt Furry just ended up directing.
And white women, due to the hinted dog-human romance. The dogpill movement is now taking over the cinema industry!
A 100% rant cut of this video would be 100% amazing.
This, for me, has taken the top spot among all your videos. The product interrupts and the ending line were hilarious.
The content was ok. The ads were phenomenal.
0:35 He's small, he's pink, he's _groomed_ 💀
Possum gets really angry when forced to be quadrupedal.
That video intro was hilarious.
Red guy’s hair is literally an option in Deep Rock Galactic.
It's most likely heavily funded by the government, like 99% of other movies and TV shows made here (Aus). That explains the unwanted sequels and whatnot.
I'm glad you have sponsors now.
"Why does this movie have so much piss in it"
Mate clearly hasn't watched "OUTBACK". Literally the entire plot.
Holy crap! I didn't know Waluigi was in this movie.
Pissed myself with the whole piss bit.
well, all the wanton dog bladder juice explains why werewolves are into diapers so much
My favorite sponsorship was the UA-cam one. 😂😂😂
Wtf is it with ads and the Apple rant!!! I'm enjoying them 😂😂😂
That piss rant was legendary
I was half expecting a part of a Werewolf showing up and then cutting to a sequence of Possum’s Patreon supporters being read out loud in some way or another.
12:37 The rare moment a studio executive makes the correct call.
oh thank gawd the possum is back. honey grab the apples!
I actually tried watching the series, and the first episodes were okay-ish, but then everything went down pretty quickly.
Also, the dog friend eventually turns into a human girl, so yeah, the love interest kind of works. Still...
Also, if the pink hair was initially white, why is still pink in the series? I always found that detail of his design very distracting.
Why do i have the feeling this franchise was made for white women??
This franchise was literally made for white women.
The dogpill movement is now takin over the cinemas apperently
Domestic dogs being the enemies of werewolves in “100% piss” is as confusing and asinine as domestic cats being the enemy of the energy vampiric werecats from Stephen King’s hilariously atrocious very early 90s cheese fest horror “The Sleepwalkers”.
Werewolf: The Apocalypse meets Paw patrol. There HAS to be an uncomfortably weird audience for this somewhere online.
I'm certain there is, and I don't like it...
They could've escaped through the ventilation in the first place instead of trying to block the door with a bone, but what am I even doing looking for logic and consistency in this movie?