LOL also, how's she supposed to take the antibiotics if she's in a coma? surely a hospital would be a more appropriate response in this situation.. FURTHERMORE, people in comas still need to be fed and hydrated and pee and poop, sooo....whatchu doing about that hannah? where's her catheter? where's her feeding tube/TPN? where's her fluids? drives me fecking crazy
@@alinavaysfligel7249 I didn't realize she was in a proper coma. I thought she was just really poorly. Like bring soup and water and help to the toilet but still conscious save lots of sleep
Not sure if it was just because of writing off Julia early on, a jab at modern doctors that became over-reliant on experimental prescriptions/drugs more than the actual profession they supposed to be practicing, or just plain bad writing.
@@YakubiteZillions this guy streams for 10hours str8 making comments on every video of one of his weird sayings for "fun." Btw he didnt ever use my suggestion:(
Ashtõn I know I am, why tf would I make a smart ass comment? When I knew wtf this person meant. Another way I could troll would be saying Jesus was not real and God wasn’t either. But I know they did. Atheists would disagree though.
@@maliciouskevin I mean she was still alive. But either way that's so bad that it took her 3 days to get her cousin to the hospital. Especially since she laid in bed without food and water. At least the hospital would have given her a I've drip.
When Hanna touches Julia's face and her hand gets bloody, they could make an alright movie where someone goes insane thinking someone is alive but they're actually dead. I think that would be better then this movie in so many ways.
There’s a short Stephen king novel about this, and it was pretty good. I don’t remember the title, but it begins as the story of a man whose wife is ill (she has a bad cold or something), he goes out with his dog, buys things etc. Than he goes back into his flat and a man that lives near to him talks about how he hasn’t seen the main character’s wife in a long time then complains about a terrible smell in the flats, like some animals has died there. So in the endings it’s clear that the wife is dead and the main character is hiding the corpse in her room, and he convinced himself the she is just asleep and ill.
I wrote a book on a man seeing things because he was in a car crash and seeing things because he didn't remember he was a drug dealer and just tries the drugs. Then he killed himself. Butttt then I just gave up.
I love the "well she's unconscious and unresponsive, your typical infection". Cool, doc. Shouldn't we take her to an hospital or something? "Nah, just some antibiotics". Nice, everybody knows the most common sign of an infection is falling into a bloody coma.
And how is she supposed to give her ''some antibiotics'' if she's unconscious?! Maybe through syringes but I don't think doctors just let even family members do that. He didn't even ask! I guess it was just too boring to the filmmaker.
@@lumpychips0769 You theses types of movies are redeemable IF they had a good lore, CGI and photos. Now you take all the good horror movies, poorly glue them all togheter and throw in something that _was_ trending and make it into a movie. If you ever expect to become the new "Avengers: Endgame", (i chose that movie because of the money it got, not because of it's quality) so i'm sad to break your optisism.
Reminds me when Smosh made the video about that creepy moon guy, where they had to send the moon emoji 3 times. They wondered if they had to be in the same message, 3 separate messages, if they had to be consecutive, etc.
Exactly! It's pretty easy to take just 3 or 4 selfies at a time, instead of 12 in your entire life? Also, if I put a camera in a tripod and use it to take a photo of me, is that still a selfie?
This would have been a lot more interesting if the 'selfie man' was just made up and it was actually a group of people orchestrating things. The doctor could have been one of them, and the 'antibiotics' could have been a drug to keep her under and less aware. Just the concept of a group of people targeting them because one of the cousins went on the dark web is far more interesting. She could have seen something she shouldn't have beyond the stupid 'selfie from hell'. Trevor could have also been in on it for an extra bit of fun at the end, with her thinking she's being rescued but he just takes over. It could be based around the red room concept and at the end the video could be of her being tortured. But really anything is better than what they actually did.
Next movie: The Gif Girl, with the entire entourage of victims fighting o how her title is pronounced. Is it Jif? Is it Gif? And the final victim enrages the murderer even more by pronouncing it "yiff"
So does Julia not have any family? She’s in organ failure and nobody like, calls her parents? And if she’s dead, how does Hannah not know? WHERE ARE ANYONES PARENTS?! Doesn’t “cousins” kind imply there’s more family outside of these 2 people???
Slender man: I'm going out to make a movie mom! Selfie man: Can I come with you? Slender man: Of course not! Slender mom: bring your brother! Slender man: Oh god...
Slender man: so just stay out out and be my side kick that is useless... Flimers: oh i just realized this your brother can make the perfect movie Slender man: WHAT BUT THIS IS MY MOVIE Flimers: not anymore ur kicked out Slender man: this is your fault
"Did she have any symptoms, anything wrong?" "Yes Doctor, she did cry horizontally for a while" "OK, sounds like a bad infection in her inside bits" "Thanks Doc"
I have noticed that all bad horror movies have similar elements. 1. Too many jumpscares 2. Plots involving strange leaps in the plot. 3. Bad logic 4. Strange usage of black and white footage Also, Fear Eater looks like a discount Voldemort.
8. Supernatural shit entities or, a cult who wears red or black and does sacrifices bc yes 9. For most recent movies (and a few old ones) uses a normal concept like this movie: the selfies, and tries to make it [S P O O K Y]
Well by accident means that she didn't know what it was. So she unintentionally enter one. Like clicking on all kind of links to just fucking do something.
@@jeltje50 That's kinda lame actually, because... 1. How would you access the dark web if you don't even know what it is? It's not likely to stumble upon it on accident. 2. If you have a vague idea I feel like you should know to _stay away._
@@lily_littleangel Her entire channel is about going to or researching the Dark Web, so she knew that it was related to the Dark Web. She was stupid enough to try and traverse the Dark Web, but if your trying to enter something that's literally called a "Black Room" that's associated with the dark web without thinking something horrible is gonna happen, then you sorta deserve what's about to happen.
This could MAYBE be salvaged if the twist at the end was that Hannah, Trevor, and Julia were all already dead and they were being tortured in hell for their sins. Or they were all on really nasty drugs. Anything that could negate the last 75 minutes, really.
lol!! and it sounds like it was written by a 7 y/o... somebody should tell the person who wrote the script that a confusing and nonsensical plot does not equal dEeP and CoMpLeX
daddy pig (from peppa pig) is 14’2, and has been shown to be able to throw fully grown adults to the ceiling of his frontroom and TEAR DOWN ENTIRE WALLS of his house, and he is a qualified engineer and can easily lockpick your door, he could easily kill you by sitting on you, and could break into your house with ease. you know your horror movie is bad when DADDY PIG is scarier and stronger than your villain
21:00 This actor...I admire this actor. It takes a certain level of professionalism to say that line without turning into a laughing hysterical corpsing mess. 🤣
This sounds like that one Goosebumps book called: Say Cheese and die! It basically is about a couple of kids that find an old camera and take pictures of people, but they die or disappear into the photo lol
ohh that reminds me of a stephen king book (forgot the title) where this teen gets a polaroid camera for his birthday but every picture you take is of an aggressive dog-beast that gets closer and more ready to attack with every pic you take
@@NerdestGamaer remember kids: have your blood tested regularly and seek treatment at once. I mean it's at least better than my health class in high school
@@alinavaysfligel7249 Yeah cause syphilis is actually mainly attacking the nervous system rather than the skin or hormonal glands, you just don't get severe neurological symptoms until later on.
Hey let's not shit on the actress just because we don't like the movie. Struggling actors can't complain about the roles they get, it's not her fault the movie is shit.
It sounds like the way to get killed by Selfie man is similar to finding a super hidden easter egg in a Souls game, you need to follow a ton of very specific steps in the right order, and if you're super lucky you might manage it.
If Julia was dead the whole time what was the doctor doing. Wouldn’t he know she’s dead or did the ghost simulate a real infection or what. Or did the doctor not get a pulse on ghost Julia and assume it was an.....infection?
@@DieKleineMimose Maybe none of this is real and it's only Hannah's subconscious mind playing out her fear of what may happen if Julia spends too much time on her phone?
I'm surprised they didn't get the doctor involved. I was waiting for him to be somone kn the dark net impersonating a physician so that way Hannah would go to the hospital with julie.
Actually the opposite. Older people would know how to write a better story considering horror movies have been getting worse with each year. This actually looks like it was made by a bunch of kids with no experience.
@@SangriaDracul what a broad generalization. Young people bad, but old people good. Jordan Peele is pretty young. Dropped an award winning movie his first time around. Anyone can make a bad movie. Especially old, complacent, and formulaic directors.
@@SangriaDracul we've had some decent horror movies recently. Split, get out, bird box, quiet place, my love life. All pretty good horror movies. Also as a note horror does not always equal scary. (i.e Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Hatchet, Halloween, ECT.)
@@Flipindabird23 that's not what I said but you can take it anyway you want I guess... By that logic OP said the same thing. Also Jordan Peele isn't a kid and his second movie was really bad imo.
I swear, every "deep web horror" movie is so badly done. Like, did they do any research before _making_ the movie? The only horror on the real life deep web is how bad the HTML is done on these sites.
There are like 3 different stories happening at once: Thing kills you/gives you an infection for taking 13 selfies, whether they be pictures of yourself, recordings or somebody taking pictures of you The hallucinations that happen for no god damn reason And Trevor trying to get laid
Something that I’ve learned over my years of existence is: if you make a movie based off of technology, especially a Phone Mechanic like texting or something, it’s gonna be a failure.
Um, The Ring? It can be done, lmao. Just don't include include the name of the newest device or technology in your title. Could you imagine if The Ring was called "VCR Girl"?? that would be terrible. Oh, and also make sure you write a good plot too
Wait, wtf? Why didn’t she bring her to the hospital? She was in a coma for days! WHY DIDNT SHE HAVE THE TIME IN THE DAY TO TAKE HER TO THE HOSPITAL, OR AT THE VERY LEAST CHECK HER PULSE!?
Selfie man sounds like Slender mans annoying relative that nobody wants to deal with when thanksgiving comes around
The creepy cousin?
Pretty ssure somebody just saw that one really old Smosh video and thought 'Why don't we make a whole movie out of that?'
And none of them are actually scary
the Bye bye man is the gay cousin
@@Meepersthecat no, you're thinking of Splenderman
“She has an infection.”
“What kind of infection?”
“Yes.”
"Dear God..."
LOL also, how's she supposed to take the antibiotics if she's in a coma? surely a hospital would be a more appropriate response in this situation.. FURTHERMORE, people in comas still need to be fed and hydrated and pee and poop, sooo....whatchu doing about that hannah? where's her catheter? where's her feeding tube/TPN? where's her fluids? drives me fecking crazy
there wasn't even a blood test conducted!!! how could he be sure it was only an infection?? god this movie
@@alinavaysfligel7249 I didn't realize she was in a proper coma. I thought she was just really poorly. Like bring soup and water and help to the toilet but still conscious save lots of sleep
@@alinavaysfligel7249 This was clearly written by a 13 year old.
Selfie man sounds like if slender man was trying to be hip with the kids but was 5 years late
or bye bye man
Slender Man doing boomer humor
its boomer slender man
R/Fellowkids
So...basically the Slender movie
“If you take 13 selfies, you die”
Rip to everyone who uses burst mode to take photos
that is amazingly possible, depends on how long the burst is
Yo I took 13 selfies I'm not dead let's go
Bro- I literally saw this comment when that part came...
RIP 🪦
BREAKING NEWS !... Every social media influencer was found dead today , police suspect Narcissistic personality disorder to be the main suspect.
“Selfie man” sounds like a horror movie you’d see in the simpsons or drake & Josh
I read "it sounds like a romance movie" and I was very intrigued. Now I can see Hallmark doing a holiday themed romance movie called "The Selfie Man"
Accurate
😂😂😂
The sequel: "THE SLOWFY MAN"
Funny Dank you just gave me chills
Julia is literally in coma
Doctor: She has an infection
Not sure if it was just because of writing off Julia early on, a jab at modern doctors that became over-reliant on experimental prescriptions/drugs more than the actual profession they supposed to be practicing, or just plain bad writing.
@@Koricica alright calm down buddy it was just supposed to be a joke
@@Koricica woah there buddy ✋
Koricica whoah there buddy🤚🏾
@Yoinkers yeah I think Koricica knows that, based off of her response to the comment.
*_Legend has it, Pee Pee Poo Poo Man is one of the best horror movies in this decade that everyone has to offer._*
hi friendship. btw diesel patches
@@JODRecaps Diesel Patches what?
@@YakubiteZillions this guy streams for 10hours str8 making comments on every video of one of his weird sayings for "fun."
Btw he didnt ever use my suggestion:(
@@JODRecaps petroleum gum
@@nickyblue4866 Ok
Remember when a horror film villain's names weren't literal, if Candyman was invented today he'd be running around killing people with candy bars.
Nah he be The human beehive or something
@@killerzombie2171 you missed the point
Congrats! you predicted the next "big" horror movie!1111!!!!11!!1
Leatherface just has a fucking leather jacket for a face
Bye Bye Man is literally just Justin Timberlake
I think the absolute stupidest thing in all of this is that her darkest desire is "steal makeup." I can't even...get past that.
Hey man depends what kind of makeup she likes, my primer is like 70$- never seeing that shit ever again
Lol
Demon Alive for now ikr 😂
Come again?
There is not a single person who would not go to prison for life for having their darkest desire come true
Fear Eater sounds like a 7 year old would name himself on club pengiun
Joshua Devanney sounds like the Dollar Tree version of a Death Eater.
It's a worse version of weed eater
Nerve Cruncher
Digitally Dude lmfaoooo
Club Ping Pang is gay
The only time “it’s cause you be on that damn phone” is valid
lmao I love you
Hey, do you post anime pictures on insta? because i follow someone that goes by the same name
Waver nah I don’t have an insta but they sound cool if you’ve remembered them ❤️❤️
@@Nnyandmmy Well you're pretty cool yourself! ;) Thanks for clearing that up for me.
Waver no problem have a great day/night!
“Her organs, they’re failing” is genuinely the funniest delivery I’ve ever heard
Oh no!.. Her organs!.... They're failing!
In so glad I read this first bc it sounded exactly like I thought it would
My blind ass thought that said FALLING
This is why I wear glasses
Our table, its broken! ahh delivery
LMAOOO @@DiamondThing
If someone was killing me and told me "remember my name... FEAR EATER" I'd burst out laughing and probably get killed faster
No you wouldn’t if they were killing you you’d be near death
@@trashboat2687 its a joke buddy
Alpha Male69 I know lol. Just trolling buddy
@@trashboat2687 i bet you are
Ashtõn I know I am, why tf would I make a smart ass comment? When I knew wtf this person meant. Another way I could troll would be saying Jesus was not real and God wasn’t either. But I know they did. Atheists would disagree though.
She was attacked while recording herself hmmm? Sounds like we're in for a sequel, Vloggerman!
*Vlog from hell
Jake Paul time
Oh shit. A sequel.
Vloggerguy*
Darklink536 they kill people when they take selfies
“Her organs... they’re failing.”
No shit. You haven’t fed her food or water for THREE DAYS.
Also she never gave her the medicine the doctor gave.
thee
im pretty sure someone can survive without food for 3 days
@@maliciouskevin I mean she was still alive. But either way that's so bad that it took her 3 days to get her cousin to the hospital. Especially since she laid in bed without food and water. At least the hospital would have given her a I've drip.
You wouldn't go onto multi organ failure from that. Smh everyone a doctor
Could’ve been worse: instead of “Selfie from Hell”, they could’ve gone with...Hellfie!
Yeah...missed opportunity
I'ma name my kid that
That's a better title than the one they chose for the movie.
Omg 😆
imagine that would be amazing
Julia's tear went sideways... BECAUSE SHE WAS DEAD AND BURIED THE WHOLE TIME. WOW.
@@1lillbluepikmin what-
Joe McBallz he’s saying that he thinks that detail is cool, but still thinks the movie as a whole is trash.
@@1lillbluepikmin lol your name
oh lord
That’s a cool detail
When Hanna touches Julia's face and her hand gets bloody, they could make an alright movie where someone goes insane thinking someone is alive but they're actually dead. I think that would be better then this movie in so many ways.
Cherry Pie it’s all about execution, I think this movie could have been good
There’s a short Stephen king novel about this, and it was pretty good. I don’t remember the title, but it begins as the story of a man whose wife is ill (she has a bad cold or something), he goes out with his dog, buys things etc. Than he goes back into his flat and a man that lives near to him talks about how he hasn’t seen the main character’s wife in a long time then complains about a terrible smell in the flats, like some animals has died there. So in the endings it’s clear that the wife is dead and the main character is hiding the corpse in her room, and he convinced himself the she is just asleep and ill.
I remember reading a creepypasta quite similar. It was called "my wife thinks she's a mermaid"
Cherry Pie *than
I wrote a book on a man seeing things because he was in a car crash and seeing things because he didn't remember he was a drug dealer and just tries the drugs. Then he killed himself. Butttt then I just gave up.
Let's just appreciate the incredible writing of the "Julia's dead" articles.
"She bled to death in cold blood"
"Explanation is literally impossible"
Banana Split Lady “She was born at an exceptionally young age.”
@@Username-1289 "she turned 16 on the 16th year of her life."
"one minute in Africa is 60 seconds"
@@thecrazedpotatoman Hmm.. Yes, the floor here is made out of floor.
''She moves her feet to walk''
I love the "well she's unconscious and unresponsive, your typical infection". Cool, doc. Shouldn't we take her to an hospital or something? "Nah, just some antibiotics". Nice, everybody knows the most common sign of an infection is falling into a bloody coma.
And how is she supposed to give her ''some antibiotics'' if she's unconscious?! Maybe through syringes but I don't think doctors just let even family members do that. He didn't even ask! I guess it was just too boring to the filmmaker.
Selfie Man sounds like Slenderman if he was ruined by Tik Tok.
and then music comes on then some 10 year old girls says THATS FROM TIK TOK
Ouch, poor slenderman
If he wasn't ruined enough by sony
Justin Case
Oh dear god yes
Tru
This is like a creepypasta written by a 12 year old.
Im 13.....i could make something better than this
So, a creepypasta.
as a 12 year old, I'm offended
nah most likely a boomer
cj.rod.g3n nobody cares
Unironically, the cinematographer did an ok job
Hey at least they got paid
Yeah first thing I noticed. It looks pretty good visually.
Yeah you know if the writers weren't drunk it could have been an good film 😂
@@lumpychips0769 You theses types of movies are redeemable IF they had a good lore, CGI and photos. Now you take all the good horror movies, poorly glue them all togheter and throw in something that _was_ trending and make it into a movie. If you ever expect to become the new "Avengers: Endgame", (i chose that movie because of the money it got, not because of it's quality) so i'm sad to break your optisism.
He tries his best
Like the smart kid in a group protect where nobody else did anything
I love how Julia is supposed to be like a bubbly 20-something year old, but the actress they got appears like she’s in her late 30s early 40s.
I tried to find out how old she is but instead I found that she started off in German movies. So I got nothing
@@sydneyslaughter7163 shes 34
@@GachaTheGraceful Shes not even that attractive too
@@calamazomcdonald3688 That's completely unrelated to the fact that she's 34
@@enotsnavdier6867 true, my bad dude
"If you take 13 selfies, you die". Consecutive or 13 in total? If you take 12 selfies and a photo of your dog, does the curse reset?
Does a dick pic count as a selfie? The lines are very blurred
The curse will curse itself🤣😂🤣😂
Reminds me when Smosh made the video about that creepy moon guy, where they had to send the moon emoji 3 times. They wondered if they had to be in the same message, 3 separate messages, if they had to be consecutive, etc.
Exactly!
It's pretty easy to take just 3 or 4 selfies at a time, instead of 12 in your entire life?
Also, if I put a camera in a tripod and use it to take a photo of me, is that still a selfie?
@@alexisventura7191 I think that's what we used to call a "self portrait" before the dawn of the second dark age.
This movie's biggest sin is having Julia become a big UA-cam star while making 44 second videos after 2012
UnamandlaS Xulu: Maybe she’s an ex-Viner...or maybe this movie went full Boomer.
You're throwing some mad shade at my boy Berd
let me tell you about Gus Johnson
They had 45 dollars to make this movie. They didnt have the budget to make longer videos
Lel
that julia girl looks 14 and 40 at the same time
hello dri. btw diesel patches is daddy
Lorryn SilverSpike His channel is dead so he posts videos of commenting random words
@@JODRecaps reported
@Lorryn SilverSpike He's just spamming other ppl's comment section. Ignore him.
@@JODRecaps shut the fuck up
Doctor: she has an infection
Hannah: okay, where is it?
Doctor: Oh, wait.. she's dead.. I think, I'm not even a doctor.
I want to like so bad... But I don't want to ruin the funny number
@@bruuuuuuuuhhhh it’s already ruined
"sometimes he kills you in hours, other times days.
but all i know is that he will kill you IMMEDIATLY." -- Fe4rE4t3r 2018
I think it's about how once you watch the video you're fucked but if you take 13 selfies afterwards you die immediately
i read that as feeteater 💀💀💀
rxbnbk vdka same
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666 likes lol
"She sleeps for 3 days.
Then she wakes up suddenly!
....then goes back to sleep."
Same, Julia. Same.
Just like Jesus lol
This would have been a lot more interesting if the 'selfie man' was just made up and it was actually a group of people orchestrating things. The doctor could have been one of them, and the 'antibiotics' could have been a drug to keep her under and less aware. Just the concept of a group of people targeting them because one of the cousins went on the dark web is far more interesting. She could have seen something she shouldn't have beyond the stupid 'selfie from hell'. Trevor could have also been in on it for an extra bit of fun at the end, with her thinking she's being rescued but he just takes over. It could be based around the red room concept and at the end the video could be of her being tortured. But really anything is better than what they actually did.
Yo I'd watch the movie you just laid out vs this crapfest
@@btaylerpackard2475 Aw thanks~ Though to be fair almost anything is better than this trash.
@UnderWayy _ Why thank you kind person, writing horror happens to be my passion~
Theres a movie like that but I can't remember the name
It's called smiley
Next movie: The Gif Girl, with the entire entourage of victims fighting o how her title is pronounced.
Is it Jif?
Is it Gif?
And the final victim enrages the murderer even more by pronouncing it "yiff"
SOMEONE HIRE THIS MAN
I love this so much
ITS GIF😤
@Marav Reviews nah my guy it's hiff
It name Jeff
If you take 13 selfies you'll die
Takes 14 selfies
Selfie man: it's not how it works
Thanks, now I know how to say"hi!" To Satan
tHata iLLeGaL
jokes on you I've never taken a selfie because I'm not a basic bitch
Do you know Skeppy or something?
tempest rimuru
Good thing I took 12 selfies
So does Julia not have any family? She’s in organ failure and nobody like, calls her parents? And if she’s dead, how does Hannah not know? WHERE ARE ANYONES PARENTS?! Doesn’t “cousins” kind imply there’s more family outside of these 2 people???
All of their parents were taken by the pager man
Plot Twist : The boyfriend was actually FEAREATER
@@farrex0 no one is appreciating your joke as much as they should be
Movie logic: say sike rn.
Aw, man, but hiring more actors costs money! Can’t we just... not let them have parents? I’m too lazy to fix it.
Slender man: I'm going out to make a movie mom!
Selfie man: Can I come with you?
Slender man: Of course not!
Slender mom: bring your brother!
Slender man: Oh god...
Oh God, I just imagined it 😂😂
😂
In the film stage
Selfie man
What movie should we make
Oh oh oh what about me
Slander
Wait what
Selfie
YASSSS
Slender
Well F
Slender man: so just stay out out and be my side kick that is useless...
Flimers: oh i just realized this your brother can make the perfect movie
Slender man: WHAT BUT THIS IS MY MOVIE
Flimers: not anymore ur kicked out
Slender man: this is your fault
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"Did she have any symptoms, anything wrong?"
"Yes Doctor, she did cry horizontally for a while"
"OK, sounds like a bad infection in her inside bits"
"Thanks Doc"
Underrated comment
I have noticed that all bad horror movies have similar elements.
1. Too many jumpscares
2. Plots involving strange leaps in the plot.
3. Bad logic
4. Strange usage of black and white footage
Also, Fear Eater looks like a discount Voldemort.
5. At some point mentions the dark web
They last part had me dieinggggg
7. Thirsty men
7. Thirsty men
8. Supernatural shit entities or, a cult who wears red or black and does sacrifices bc yes
9. For most recent movies (and a few old ones) uses a normal concept like this movie: the selfies, and tries to make it [S P O O K Y]
6:14 “You have 1 new video message”
*Clicks play*
_Is a VOICE meessage_
Genesis 6:14
Noah get the boat!!
@Thicc Fork nice JoJo reference
@@iamgod4174 what
"...and apparently, Julia entered a black room by accident"
URL literally contains the words "black room"
*by accident*
Well by accident means that she didn't know what it was. So she unintentionally enter one. Like clicking on all kind of links to just fucking do something.
"Whoops! I submitted myself to torture because i'm a braindead and cannot research what is in the Dark Net."
@@jeltje50 That's kinda lame actually, because...
1. How would you access the dark web if you don't even know what it is? It's not likely to stumble upon it on accident.
2. If you have a vague idea I feel like you should know to _stay away._
@@lily_littleangel Her entire channel is about going to or researching the Dark Web, so she knew that it was related to the Dark Web. She was stupid enough to try and traverse the Dark Web, but if your trying to enter something that's literally called a "Black Room" that's associated with the dark web without thinking something horrible is gonna happen, then you sorta deserve what's about to happen.
The owners of the black room must like onions
this is like if someone made a movie out of a bad creepypasta, taking every sentence literally
Imagine if when Hannah clicked on the link she was sent, she literally just got Rick Rolled.
That would be the plot twist we needed.
Yes
Yes (2)
yes (3)
I just wanted to say I love your name
@@uglyferalcat149 why thank you fellow danganronpa trash nerd
Doc: "your friend has a very bad infection"
Me: "what kind of infection?"
Doc: "a spooky one"
The worst kind of infection 😱
a spooooooooky one
The scariest part of this was Hannah's inability to use the Internet
Trevor should have told her Not to mess with the dark web.
:❰҈▒҈░҈҈❙⃢▓❙⃢⚠⃢❙▓⃢❙░҈҈҈҈▒҈❱============> Ray's lightsaber
@@rodneyhollis1858
@@rodneyhollis1858 qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
I burst out laughing at this 💀
"What's your darkest desire?"
"Steal makeup"
"wrong answer"
That a dumb desire
This could MAYBE be salvaged if the twist at the end was that Hannah, Trevor, and Julia were all already dead and they were being tortured in hell for their sins. Or they were all on really nasty drugs. Anything that could negate the last 75 minutes, really.
69 likes NOICE
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@@birdofprey3952
Noice
Or in more simple terms the only thing that could salvage this movie would be scrapping the whole plot
@@thisisahumanlol8255 619
This is something my sister would make on iMovie when she was 7
I’m dead lmfaooooq😭🤣
)))
lol!!
and it sounds like it was written by a 7 y/o... somebody should tell the person who wrote the script that a confusing and nonsensical plot does not equal dEeP and CoMpLeX
nah your sis probably made movies 10x better than this using MsPaint (I get that MsPaint is a painting software but its comparing how bad it is)
Wow I can't believe you would insult your sister like this smh
She's not worried about personal safety online because she has NordVPN.
exactly😀
But not even Nordvpn could protect her from selfie man.
It was SurfShark
@@jessreinhardt4408 It does if Selfie Man is searching for her in Togo. :D
Heck yeah 😂
The movie to me, is basically about a narsassistic, angry monster that photobombs everyone's pictures.
No wonder Julia woke up pissed at Hannah and pulling a creepy face.
Hannah legit abandoned her. Not to mention she forgot the pills.
I'd be pissed too
daddy pig (from peppa pig) is 14’2, and has been shown to be able to throw fully grown adults to the ceiling of his frontroom and TEAR DOWN ENTIRE WALLS of his house, and he is a qualified engineer and can easily lockpick your door, he could easily kill you by sitting on you, and could break into your house with ease.
you know your horror movie is bad when DADDY PIG is scarier and stronger than your villain
You fucking fool. Clifford is 25 feet
“the bigger they stand, the harder they fall”
-daddy pig
To be fair daddy pig is really powerful
Daddy pig vs Clifford Jojo Style when
SCP-2004: PigMan
She is dead but still alive
Doctor: It’s an infection
omg stop its not funny skskskskskksksk save the girturtkes
@@Dogisnig I also really love girturtkes
21:00 This actor...I admire this actor. It takes a certain level of professionalism to say that line without turning into a laughing hysterical corpsing mess. 🤣
This sounds like that one Goosebumps book called: Say Cheese and die! It basically is about a couple of kids that find an old camera and take pictures of people, but they die or disappear into the photo lol
But its actually good book and the story is really creepy
Crypt Tv on UA-cam also made a short film/video with a similar plot, InstaWolf, it's silly but in a good way.
That sounds much creepier and far more interesting then this "movie"
ohh that reminds me of a stephen king book (forgot the title) where this teen gets a polaroid camera for his birthday but every picture you take is of an aggressive dog-beast that gets closer and more ready to attack with every pic you take
@@essie23la I need the book name
this sounds like something boomers make to stop kids from taking selfies all the time
edit: eat thy cereals
cereal cult ayy
So someone in their late 60s or 70s made this retarded movie? Nope, sounds like something the stupid fortnite generation made to be edgy.
Eat your cereal
eat your cereal
Eat your cereal
Julia probably woke up because she wanted her antibiotics that hanna forgot all this time
Heidi mag Kekse Hannah: Calls Julia’s bf
Julia: GIVE ME MY FUCKING PILLS DAMIT AND I WILL LOOK CREEPY NOW GUVE WRWDVCJSHE
Medic!!!
Damn anti-vaxers...
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Clyde Eastwood ja safe 11/10
Me: Takes 13 Selfies
Selfie man: Your free trial of life has expired
Lol
Selfie man: Would you like to purchase the premium
@@confusedwolfman3575 lmfao
ohmygod free trial of life LOL
@@confusedwolfman3575 If that line was in the movie i wouldnt by by selfies id die by laughing
so Julia goes on the dark web, meets a guy named "fear eater", meets irl, and she comes back with an infection?
sounds like a bad tinder date
the movie is actually about the real horrors of untreated syphilis
@@NerdestGamaer remember kids: have your blood tested regularly and seek treatment at once.
I mean it's at least better than my health class in high school
NerestGamaer yessss! stages 3-4 of untreated syphilis are scarier than any selfie man could ever be.
@@alinavaysfligel7249 Yeah cause syphilis is actually mainly attacking the nervous system rather than the skin or hormonal glands, you just don't get severe neurological symptoms until later on.
Like a STD
The best actor in this film is the bed
agreed
Sad how a bed can actually carry an actress the whole movie. And have more screen time than a main character
Personally, I thought the floor was also great
I donno the doctor was pretty convincing
You guys are seriously overlooking the doors and windows.
If I ever encountered someone with the username "FearEater", I'd just assume they were an eleven year old edgelord.
And you'd be 100% accurate in that assumption.
Don't you mean F34R3473R?
*yOu jUsT dOn'T gEt mY dArKnEsS*
Kinda sounds like a ridiculously oversized sword you'd get in a JRPG.
Jude Lammirato: XxXFearEateeXxX
Like a 2009 Xbox 360 gamer tag in Call of Duty with a potato Kinect mic that echos like crazy.
“She has a very bad infection”
“What kind of infection?”
“Jk lol she ded she has no infection”
Snapchat thots: 'exist'
Selfie Man: "It's free real estate."
Ok hange
Snapthot 🙄
@@a.h4612 son?
The Hero We Need
Thots use Photoshop
Selfie Man *CONFUESS PHOTOSHOP SCREAMING*
Man, I can't wait for most ambitious crossover in horror cinema history:
The Bye Bye Man Vs The Selfie Man.
With a surprise cameo from Candyman
The Bye Bye Selfie
@@AgarthianTrapstar 😮
What about the Boogeyman
Next predicted movie "The TikTok Man"
It gets behind you and kills you while doing the renegade dance
Juniper I hate you, therefore I’m gonna like your comment
Juniper nah he actually just gives you cancer
No tik toks pretty new
Has to be something like vine man
We get tik tok man in like 4 years
Nah tik tok man would do
Starcasm, just for that name and for the way they describe themselves, deserve to see the Selfie Man for the rest of their lives.
If the movie was focused more around the serial killer who took pictures with his victims I would have found it more interesting.
@Mr Krabs has ligma The Ring begs to differ. It can be done right. Most directors just aren't competent enough.
Sounds like a budget version of SCP-1471
Don’t take 13 selfies:
*takes selfie with front camera*
Demon: listen here you little shit...
😂😂😂
Underrated comment🤣
lmao 😆
'Back/rear camera' or do i not get the joke?
@@laisoma0077 The camera that the faces opposite of the screen
Plot twist: Julia's infection was the existence of this movie.
It was her stand waking up.
Miguel Angel Suaza Sanchez Like cheap trick but if Araki wanted another Steely Dan
@@ivanivan744 iS tHiS a JoJo ReFeReNcE??? bruh oraoraoraoraoraora mudamudamudamuda 👊👊👊👊😂😂😂😂 jotaro is so cool 😎😎😎😎😎 Kono DIO da wry🤣🤣🤣🤣👀
👄
Leonard M cool
@@scanbbb i want to commit die after seeing this
"She has an infection"
"She's dead"
"Infectionly"
"Selfie Man" is just one of those boomers that complains about kids taking selfies these days and how the youth is ruining society
Oh god I’m selfie man.
Haha boomer
The guy who wrote "Selfie Man" is definitely one of those.
I'm selfie man then. Weird cause I'm a millennial lol
Ok boomer
The thing that grabbed Julia when she Recorded herself was... THE RECORD MAN
Hehe 😄
Actually it was the UA-cam censors
Dun dun dunnnn
THE VIDEO MAN
Oh no! Not the Record Man!
The truly scary thing is the fact that Julia's UA-cam video is only 44 seconds long, yet it's part 1 in a series...
The horror
this comment has aged like milk
Well, welcome to UA-cam shorts I guess.
So it’s TikTok
I'm sorry, the way "Fear Eater" enters the scene at 19:38 has the same energy as "Mom I threw up"
Julia’s actress is what it looks like when you turn facial animations up to 500% in real life.
TheBlackBrickStudios she looks like that trick picture where one way it’s a young woman, then you flip it upside down and it’s an old hag.
Hey let's not shit on the actress just because we don't like the movie. Struggling actors can't complain about the roles they get, it's not her fault the movie is shit.
I thought that was Truth Or Dare?
@@lakalq11km I mean it's true though. She looks like a real life Mister potato head.
@@poiuytrewq11422 ikr. She looks like an old lady and a 12 year old at the same time depending on how you look at her and the lighting...
kid: *mom, can I have slender man?*
mom: *no we have slender man at home*
slender man at home:
Which one is worse tho
@@skazzel
Slenderman probably
Since if you don't take selfies you're good 🤷♀️
Would rather watched the Sony Slenderman movie than this
best comment ever
I’d rather see the Hunt getting laid scene from Final Destination 3D. On loop till I’m in my grave. :(
We're skipping over the fact that her darkest desire is "steal makeup"???
It is truly the worst thing to do
GIMME THE MAKEUP OLD LADY OR I'LL MESS UP UR PERFECT HAIR!
Yes.
😆😅
I literally did a spit take when she typed “steal makeup”
It sounds like the way to get killed by Selfie man is similar to finding a super hidden easter egg in a Souls game, you need to follow a ton of very specific steps in the right order, and if you're super lucky you might manage it.
Selfie man: take 13 selfies you’re dead
Teenage girls: *safety laws prepare to be ignored*
What about 14 selfies???
My almost thot mom: "here i go taking 600 selfies again"
@@arthurthekyogre9155 *BEGONE MOM*
Dayzohn CL1 funny thing is that i'm not making this up
Pros and Cons to this video
Pros:
•Another gem by Elvis
•I don’t have to watch this terrible movie for myself
Cons:
•I now know this movie exists
Lmao fr
Jake Custer: What’s the message of this story? Don’t selfie too much, or Great Value Slender man will kill you?
She got attacked while filming herself because she was taking 30 selfies a second.
g e n i u s
30 sps
selfie man was doing the world a favor... hes the hero of this movie
In slo mo mode you can take 360 selfies per second!
Omg
TBH, in a better movie with better set-up/explanation, that tear falling horizontally thing is actually a pretty cool and unique idea for a scare.
There is always a computer geek in every horror movies
Especially when they have the green scrolling code
Computer geeks: "Chuckles, i am in danger"
If the URL led to a rickroll, that would honestly be the funniest thing ever.
Haha
Rick would never give up his prey.
No it wouldn't.
V8 crlfkj v
Plus with malware that is made for the sole purpose of opening rick roll tabs at random
If Julia was dead the whole time what was the doctor doing. Wouldn’t he know she’s dead or did the ghost simulate a real infection or what. Or did the doctor not get a pulse on ghost Julia and assume it was an.....infection?
Maybe he wasn't real either? 🤔
@@DieKleineMimose Maybe none of this is real and it's only Hannah's subconscious mind playing out her fear of what may happen if Julia spends too much time on her phone?
Creaturristic A That could be a clever premise, but I don’t think the people who made the movie were very clever.
When you are so good that you don't know what deaths and infections are: *dOuCTeR*
Maybe he's not a real doctor, prob just wanted to finish his job right away
I'm surprised they didn't get the doctor involved. I was waiting for him to be somone kn the dark net impersonating a physician so that way Hannah would go to the hospital with julie.
Hana: *takes a selfie*
UA-cam: "LETS PLAY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!"
Raid shadow legends sucks!!!
Sanity exactly
*Loki:* "I remember Raid: Shadow Legends."
*Thor:* "Not here! You give up this poisonous game!"
- [YTP] Avengers Ensemble
Am I the only one who thought she died just because Hannah forgot to give her the pills?
No
@@legostarwarsindianajones3071 Yeah I thought so :)
You are not alone friend!!
@We Have To Go Back lmao
Your not the only one
I really like movies like this because it makes me more confident in my abilities as a writer.
Like, if this director can make a movie, surely I can.
No gonna lie, this is the absolute truth, like it literally makes you feel like you just need to not do THIS😂😂😂
Except they can't make a movie
I compared a fanfic I wrote when I was 6 to this. I literally asked people which was written better.
6yo me didn't win. :(
Selfie Man! He flies over different disaster locations and films himself pretending to help for a few minutes before flying away. Perfect.
It looks like this was a movie made by old people who think that they know how to computer real good.
xBamfo: Hacker Man 2020.
Actually the opposite. Older people would know how to write a better story considering horror movies have been getting worse with each year. This actually looks like it was made by a bunch of kids with no experience.
@@SangriaDracul what a broad generalization. Young people bad, but old people good. Jordan Peele is pretty young. Dropped an award winning movie his first time around. Anyone can make a bad movie. Especially old, complacent, and formulaic directors.
@@SangriaDracul we've had some decent horror movies recently. Split, get out, bird box, quiet place, my love life. All pretty good horror movies. Also as a note horror does not always equal scary. (i.e Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Hatchet, Halloween, ECT.)
@@Flipindabird23 that's not what I said but you can take it anyway you want I guess... By that logic OP said the same thing. Also Jordan Peele isn't a kid and his second movie was really bad imo.
I swear, every "deep web horror" movie is so badly done. Like, did they do any research before _making_ the movie? The only horror on the real life deep web is how bad the HTML is done on these sites.
I fear no one. But that thing
*horrific HTML
It scares me
Atoraste this one included tor....
And that’s all
Deep web is stuff that requires password dark web were the actual illegal stuff
@Mrs Tailz nah, it's just buying drugs and conspiracy theories
Ikr. I bet I could make better looking websites, and I’ve only been learning HTML and CSS for a year
There are like 3 different stories happening at once:
Thing kills you/gives you an infection for taking 13 selfies, whether they be pictures of yourself, recordings or somebody taking pictures of you
The hallucinations that happen for no god damn reason
And Trevor trying to get laid
Don’t forget ‘the infection’
@@somerandom12yearoldinhismu76
Well maybe taking 13 selfies gives you the infection,l I don't know
@@BeansOnButter yeah I know was just adding onto this shit pile
poor trevor 😭
i imagine the creators of these kind of movies have a meeting and the opening line is "should we put an effort?"
I like that one part where the girl was watching UA-cam and when she presses rewind it made a casette tape noise. epic Boomer productions
I like how the video apparently has crt lines too
It's always funny when Boomers try to make horror movies about how the internet is "so scary". XD
phone bad book good wife dumb trump yay
Cartoon Critique: Oh no! Not the deep web at 3:00 a.m. Jaystation told us it’s scary! 😱
@@hanjisung5329 phone good book bad good wife son hillary yay
TikTok Man is scarier, though, change my mind.
Oh no
cyberYoshi 660X, oh yeah
hello momo. btw diesel patches is daddy
JODisHere I literally just watched you type this on stream and happened to end up on this video
Oh no. Maybe Emoji Man is the horror we deserve.
Can't wait for the critically acclaimed ''UA-cam Man"
It just demonetizes you. Demonetization for any major youtuber. . .is a terrifying thing.
@@dr.claudiafinch1088 yeah
He Just Creeps into your room and forces you to watch Ads
@@21_jadhav_rajendra84 lol
The TikToker (2022)
One day, a white woman protag gets confronted by a spooky scary tiktoker that dances her to death.
"If you take thirteen selfies, you die"
People who're insecure about their appearance: Jokes on you
First rule of making a horror movie: Don't use technology as a theme.
@Aria Avant But... Do they eat other things? *unzips pants*
Unfriended was a good one tho
Incendious
Countdown was also really good
Something that I’ve learned over my years of existence is: if you make a movie based off of technology, especially a Phone Mechanic like texting or something, it’s gonna be a failure.
Um, The Ring? It can be done, lmao. Just don't include include the name of the newest device or technology in your title. Could you imagine if The Ring was called "VCR Girl"?? that would be terrible.
Oh, and also make sure you write a good plot too
“She has an infection”
“What’s the infection?”
“Yeah?”
Yeast infection
Wait, wtf? Why didn’t she bring her to the hospital? She was in a coma for days! WHY DIDNT SHE HAVE THE TIME IN THE DAY TO TAKE HER TO THE HOSPITAL, OR AT THE VERY LEAST CHECK HER PULSE!?