Why The Black-Briars Are IDIOTS - Skyrim Riften Lore
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- Maven Blackbriar might appear to be a ruthless and smart matriarch - but in reality, the whole Black-Briar clan is full of idiots. Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Riften lore. Thieves guild lore.
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She may have connections to the Thieves Guild and Dark Brotherhood, but nothing can protect her from the terrifying Avarti.
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Lol. Funny, but avarti is as threatening and dangerous as a pileon earthworm
I am just imagining a Breton man in basic leather armor slowly stalking maven Black-briar. She thinks nothing of it, and simply sicks the dark brotherhood and before that the thieves guild on him. This does nothing, he simply vanishes like a ghost, or the thugs she sends end up becoming smears on the wall. Maven keeps seeing him everywhere, but every thug, every murderer ends up going missing, can't find him, or dies horribly. Over a period of months Maven enters a downward terrified spiral of anger, paranoia, and fear. Eventually, the thieves guild and Dark brotherhood stop doing deals with Maven. They're losing too many men.
So maven hires more mundane thugs, and leaves Riften, going into hiding with her family. But the Breton man...He's still there. Always watching. Then one night he breaks into her home, getting past her thugs and cornering her in the bedroom. As he stares into maven's terrified, sleep deprived face, he opens his mouth, and speaks, his voice soothing and strangely accented. "The Black-briars are a formidable family; headed by the matriarch Maven Black-briar. The family have come to own most of the city of riften; from paying most of the guard, to owning most of the businesses. Such as the meadery, and the bee and barb." Maven stares from her bed in horror, and confusion.
"This infamous family, make an absolute fortune extorting the downtrodden people, of riften. but for all their power, its safe to say that the Black-briars are a family of idiots."
Maven screams, as Avarti systematically explains to her why she's dumb as a sack of trollfat.
@@bonefetcherbrimley7740 That's the greatest thing I've read today, thanks
Actually in both Dark Brotherhood's ending you destroy Astrid corrupted version of Brotherhood but the night mother remains. I have a theory that Maven bought the Astrid Dark Brotherhood so that she and her associates woudlnt be targets of assassination .But during the quest you come to realize that everyone has a price including the emperor and since probably the gatekeeper Astrid dies you actually leave her vulnerable for assassination. In the thieves guild you remove Mercer and by re adding the nightingales I can kinda see her vulnerable there too.
The lady claims to contact dark brotherhood and thief's guild in front of thier leader lol...
Amazing point haha
Yeah.
Bethesda didn't exactly think the potential plotline changes very well, did they?
There are SO many immersion breaks in the game because Bethesda is filled with lazy, unimaginative idiots and is run by a lying scumbag who loves to bait-n-switch.
Unless they clean up their act, Skyrim will be my last Bethesda game. And that sucks because I started working on a dungeon mod for Skyrim, but have lost interest because of Bethesda's recent choices.
Soldier4USA2005 I’m sorry, but can you design a game that was made around 2012, and still sees a large following in 2019?
I wouldn’t argue that Bethesda is lazy, you really need to look at the incredible scale of the game. Immersion breaks are going to happen because of just how large it really is.
@@thebygoneking They made Morrowind which was massive, easily twice as good as Skyrim and still has a large fanbase. It came out in 2002. Skyrim is as vast as an ocean and as deep as a puddle. Morrowind is as vast as an ocean and as deep as one. And Morrowind was made with a fraction of the team Skyrim had and was still much better than Skyrim, despite the fact that Bethesda was on the brink of failure when it was made.
Skyrim is a good game and I don't believe the creators were lazy, but they could have done and SHOULD have done a much better job than they did. Shit, they didn't even bother to fix these issues when the DLCs came out or when they remastered the game, but they didn't for unknown reasons, and THAT is undeniably lazy. Or just proving that they don't care enough to fix even these glaring issues.
Also, just because someone can't create a game doesn't mean they can't point out flaws in an existing one lmao
Prajwal VS
"I'm going to contact *player name*, the head of the dark brotherhood and the theives guild, you'll regret this!!"
Dude you better remove this video before you mysteriously end up with someone ring in your pocket.
Oh boy....here we go
@Tw1 I am the jarls thane I demand you let me go!
Let me guess..... Someone stole your sweet roll.
😂😂😂
*casually wades into the sanctuary and obliterates the dark brotherhood* well atleast that's what I did, I tried the Dark Brotherhood...never again lol
Waiting for 'Why Nazeem is a Genius'
He runs his own farm
@Cruise Ballard because he's a Chad who gets all the women
@Cruise Ballard both
@@iamslightlybetterthanyou2679 "Looking for my husband Nazeem? Check the jarls backside thats usually where he stuffs himself"
I bet his wife cheats on him after hearing something like that
Interestingly Nazeem has a key to ''Wintersand Manor'' but there is no such dwelling in the game.
Maven: Hurr durr respect me or die! I'll summon the thieves guild and dark brotherhood!
Dragonborn, listener of the dark brotherhood, leader of the thieves guild and immortal Lord of Castle Volkihar: ok.
Ascalon
And in my case, demon king and 8th hokage
Maven: Dark Brotherhood, kill this one
Dark Brotherhood: lol no, they are our leader
Maven: Thieves Guil . . . Why is he here?
Thieves Guild: He is guild master
Maven: Companions?
Companions: Hatbinger
Maven: College . . . Of . . . Winterhold?
College: Archmage
Maven: Thalmor?
Thalmor: They kill everyone we send after them quickly, not worth it anymore
Maven: Volkihar Castle
Dawnguard: Dead
Maven: Morag Tong?
Tong: Gladly
@@maximaldinotrap The Morag Tong are fucking incompetent anyway.
That dragonborn is almost as equally evil as Alduin or Miraak
@@jhay3966 Evil is a point of view! :)
It’s understandable why Maven acts like she controls the thieves guild because she protects them from the guards, but she FOOLISHLY believes the same thing applies to the Dark Brotherhood.
All it takes is one black sacrament from anybody whose life she ruined, and the new listener would be more than happy to slit her throat. Her money and status won’t protect her then!
Also it's kinda a fact there is basically no saying no to request that way, or at least I assume
That's something I always wondered: Can the Dark Brotherhood, or especially you as their leader/listener actually *decline* an assassination? Do they have the freedom to say "no I won't kill that person because I like her/we would get into trouble/etc.? Or is *to do so to invoke the wrath of Sithis?* And if it's really not allowed to break a contract written by the Black Sacrament, what actually happens? Do they just die? Does every Dark Brother/Sister immediately get the command to kill the traitor?
@@williamvalorious4403 I Think if the Dark Brotherhood was in Astrid Lidership, that would Happen... Because she din't follow the Old Ways .
Sorry My English.
05-09-2019.
@@lordhelmchen3154 No they cannot, Once the Night Mother tells to the Listener who to kill then the Listener must convey that Information to the Brotherhood and the Brotherhood will carry it out.
The one who accepts or declines assassinations is not the Listener, it is the Night Mother as an agent of Sithis. That is why the Dark Brotherhood is impossible to track because they don't contact their contracts since the Night Mother simply tells them which one to kill. They only contact them after the deed is done to receive payment.
@@lordhelmchen3154 Sithis and the Night Mother won't be too happy if a contract remains incomplete, so if they know what's good for them, they would say yes to a contract no matter what.
She may have connections in the thieves guild and dark brotherhood
But I AM the thieves guild and brother hood
*draws lightsaber* Not yet
@@TheReddShinobi13 hey save that fury for 6
Redd Martindale It’s treason...then
@@isaacmarrufo8935 RAAUUGGHH!
I wish there was a way to fuck her over after you became the master of the guild or the Listener of the Brotherhood.
Honestly, I have no idea how Maven got as powerful as she did while stepping on so many people when the Dark Brotherhood exists in Skyrim. Can you imagine how many people performed the Black Sacrament on her? From both a personal and business standpoint, I find it hard to believe no one wants her dead.
She probably had performed the Black Sacrament first on them. Can't have her killed if she already got them first.
@@cstains5543 - true, but let's be real; chances of Maven fucking over some nobody she doesn't even know is fairly high.
Wasn't the Astrid led Dark Brotherhood a bit loose when it comes to following the tenets? Maybe they consider Maven to be too valuable to kill, so they ignore the sacrament whenever she's the target...
Mathew C. She prob had Astrid in her pocket. Remember that the thieves guild and Astrid had close ties when you bring that amulet to delvin? Astrid is prob the same and views maven as “good for business.” Me though, if Sithis wishes Maven dead I’d do it gladly.
@@LOKITYZ or they just didn't hear about the person performing the black sacrament because the person didn't go screaming it from the rooftops for everybody to hear
I remember being like "I wonder why she needs specifically these poisonous plants for Alchemy, something's not right here" turns out it was her what wasn't right.
Or maybe she used up ingredients that belonged to the shopkeeperfor practice and had to replace them. Shopkeeper even insists that she practices the basics
I think ingun's interest in alchemy was warped because of her mother, but when Maven is no more, she will be the only one capable of taking care of herself. In some capacity.
Agreed, Ingun mostly just needs to remove herself from the family and I think she might clean up well.
It would have been interesting if you could recruit her as the Dark Brotherhood alchemist after you become the leader.
@@Hektols I get what you mean, but the Dark Brotherhood has an alchemist that survived. Also that is assuming that the player is not the one destroying the Dark Brotherhood.
And yet Maven is an essential npc...
There is a mod named Maven Black Briar must die, where you can kill her
~ setessential 0001336A 0
My child.
Well well! Fancy meeting you here :v
@@GringatTheRepugnant eyyyy :>
Essential? Then why her headless body lies on the dining table in the Mistveil keep?
The worst thing she has done is that she pinched Inigo's butt. How dare she!
If Inigo wasnt there with me in the inn and the inn wasnt crowded at the time, Maven would have gotten a taste of these arrows in her face!!!
You know you wanted in on that action 😂
Wait i have so manny hours in skyrin, is this an interaction
Wait, is this something Inigo says or is it an actual event xD?
@@scarecrow2097 Inigo says that while you are around Riften.
Sad thing is ingun(The woman who find a clinical interest in watching thing die) is probably the least useless of the three. One is a hedonist who cares nothing but his own tastes and would probably end up as the family muscle, the others a yesman, while Igun at least has brains but will likely just take some of her family's wealth and find some out of the way village she can do her experiments in, selling to the dark brotherhood and thieves guild.
What's even funnier is that Mercer Frey himself said that Black Briar Mead is swill, but it's so popular because it's literally the only mead that's available, due to Maven brutally putting down any businesses that started to get on their feet.
Maven: *Threatens you with the Thieves Guild and the Dark Brotherhood*
Dragonborn: I AM THE THIEVES GUILD AND THE DARK BROTHERHOOD!
Maven: Not. Yet.
Dragonborn: ... It's treason then...
I always felt the Thieves' Guild questline was incomplete without a series of missions to remove Maven from her power base and replace her with someone more respectful of the Guild's position and newly earned reputation.
Screw the lazy Bethesda 😂
Oblivion Thieves Guild: Robin Hood Gang
Skyrim Thieves Guild: Tamrielic Mafia
personally I always felt like the Thieves Guild was too Empire-aligned i.e having to work for Maven who supports the Empire and the contact in Whiterun being Olfrid the Kidnapper and Erikur the Ass in Solitude meant it was impossible to play as a Stormcloak-sympathetic character. In my opinion there should've been the option to remove Maven and have Nazeem b your contact in Whiterun instead (making him more than just a meme) and Gulum-Ei in Solitude and keep the questline neutral as it should b
@@GenericUsername-qp1ww You're the fucking thieves guild.
Maven Black Briar aka what ruined the thieves guild questline cuz u have to help her
Should've been a option to steal all of her ill-gotten money
I just dont help her, is a lot easier to me
Honestly, Maven Black-Briar and Mercer are the reasons why the Thieves Guild went to shit in Skyrim. Also, I see no point in helping this wench or the Thieves Guild and I'd rather see Maven either get roasted by a dragon, turned into a thrall by vampires, mutilated by trolls, or even poisoned by her own family member, Ingun.
American Patriot4041 The Oblivion Thieves guild may still be theives, but at least they actually care about each other and those in poverty.
@@Nathan-mf2yz Most of Skyrim's guilds are pale imitations of the originals. Thieves not using beggars as spies; you not having to prove yourself as a capable thief due to you not having to steal stuff and sell them off at the fence, making it so you can just go in as a person with no sneak skills at all; and the fact that most of the questline is going on a revenge mission.
I never considered Ingun to be evil.
Maybe that says something about me, but whatever.
Same though I always though she was a bit weird and maybe a little sadistic but not evil
Probably because she looks like a younger, "prettier" version of Maven. But experimenting on animals and being fascinated by how the world brings life and death is an awful combination.
@@LosOjosTristes true that is where I feel she falls into sadism or just cruelty, I think that Bethesda could have fleshed out a bit more like with another quest that delves more into that side
I actually liked Ingun. I would prefer to kill every Black-Briar but Ingun. She would be a useful person to have around as she would be well versed in potion making.
I say she very mentally insane but not evil
She really is the Tywin of the Skyrim. While she is shrewd in business and adept at instilling fear in subordinates, she doesn't consider the long term affects her choices will cause. And the fact she is unable to instill qualities in her children that would insure that their legacy lasts past her death, makes her the spitting image of Lord Lannister.
Finally, someone who understands the type of character Tywin is.
Is English not your first language?
Excellent comparison
Tyrion was a success even if it was on accident. Tyrion might have been a drunk, but Tyrion displayed he was a great ruler during his time as Hand of The King in King's Landing (not counting the last couple seasons of the show, as they rushed everybody's characters in the end)
@@fugustogamer7512 I agree that show-Tyrion is a success of a sort, but from Tywins perspective he probably isn't. Tyrion more or less abandons the Lannister name and willingly helps usher in a new rule instead of advancing his family's agenda. So while we might see these qualities as virtues, to Tywin they are flaws.
As for book-Tyrion he seems much less like a good ruler/heir and more somebody going off the deep end.
I think ingun is the only decent one she just wants to do alchemy
She's making poisons.
A shame she's of their blood. I actually rather like Ingun.
xXOwenRulesXx Roblox actually she seems to be the most evil of them all as in game dialogue confirms she tortured animals by testing poisons on them, and she also tells you “I wish to pledge my life and ply my talents in darker circles”
She experiments on animals and her dialogue about how the world brings death as much as it brings life is weird. Sociopath vibes from that one.
I constantly question why I can’t marry her.
Part of me thinks Bethesda's just a bit sucky when it comes to writing characters that make sense.
I love these videoes but they just show how stupid the writers at Bethesda are.
@@aceclover758 when your chef orders you to make it simple so a 5 years-old could understand, there isn't many things you can do about it
I mean, these videos don't really show the characters are poorly written or don't make sense. This being a particularly good example The black briars make plenty of sense all things considered. That doesn't make them smart though. Power can do crazy things to a person.
Real life people rarely make sense to me...
@@lynnmorgan5897 Nah Emil pegurio couldn't write a complex plot if it killed him his stupid Kiss presentation could not make that any more evident
You forgot a tiny detail. Behind a master lock in the BlackBriar manor there is a skeleton with a heart, flesh and nightshade. That means Mavin performed the black sacrament. Why would an extremely wealthy business woman with the guards in her pocket rely on a dying order for their "services" when she easily has the means to do it herself?
According to the wiki the creation kit has hemming set as mavens son...and his two siblings as his children and maven as their grandmother.
Ryan I think you mean Creation Kit not Club.
SWEET HOME RIFTEN
@@locoarticwolf2181 thanks man fixed
Gotta keep the bloodline pure
@Deniz Metin T. Hemming was originally written to be Maven's husband.
Hide all their naked corpses (including Maven) inside the "secret" room then place 1 bottle of Honningbrew on each of them.
Nah man, you gotta play this smart. I married Ingun in my playthrough, so once every Black-briar male is in jail or death, Ingun gets the inheritance and boom, now you are the new head of the Black-briars.
Then ingun dies by mysterious causes
@@dongenove3048 "An accident when experimenting with her potions... such a disgrace"
Well and remember, the Thalmor DID infiltrate Riften. They were looking for Esbern and not only did they not hesitate at the thought of Maven but they also got through without her or the Thieves Guild noticing. So much for "Nothing goes on in Riften without Maven knowing about it"
She won’t kick the bucket. She’s essential.
Also, watch your tongue overpowered Dragonborn/Guild Master/Listener or Dark Brotherhood destroyer/person who kills every assassin sent your way. Maven has ties to the Guild and Dark Brotherhood.
And still the little Dragonborn can't touch her.
Unless u mod the game to remove the essential immortality
I always liked Ingun, she seems genuinely nice when the player interacts with her. I always thought "oh, she's eventually gonna become an alchemist." Or maybe a poison specialist for the dark brotherhood, either way.
Yeah right. This bitch fabricates poison and you say "genuinely nice"?
When a small fry mortal talks like she's the bigger fish to you, the Dragonborn who Defeated Miraak, Alduin and Harkon , gained a Red Dragon's Loyalty and the spell to summon an undead dragon. "what are you gonna do you insidious wench? hire some thugs to defeat me and my dragons?!"
I always hated Mavin she's the type of arrogance I despise.
I've always admired her. Still do.
She reminds me of real life politicians, and CEOs.
@@caucasoidape8838 Except she's a badass and they aren't.
@@riftenguard4790 Nah she's still an arrogant, stuck-up snob who's all talk
@@riftenguard4790
So you favour those shit heads
I hate both Silver-Bloods and the Black-Briars.
Same right here dude. But both side where the Empire and Stromcloaks has their corrupt family. The Stormcloaks has Silver-Blood the corrupt family by Thonar in Markarth, join the Stormcloaks his brother Thonvor Silver-Blood will be Jarl and Thonar will rule everything in Markarth. Worst, imprison to Cidna Mine where anyone who refuse to follow the Silver-Bloods and racism like Windhelm. The Empire had Maven Black-Briar the most corrupt family running in Riften, join the Empire, Maven will be Jarl and continue to corrupt to the core and continue to supply the Stromcloaks to continue the fight even if the civil war is over.
yeah, everytime i deal with either family has me looking up just how essential they are to the game. last time i left cidna mine i killed everyone in the mine, then killed the arrogant silver blood patriarch when he congratulated me. where you gonna send me guards? the mine? what a bother that'll be...
Maven black briar. The ONE downside to having imperials win civil war :(
It's okay. Riften's a lost cause no matter which side you take.
Nah, I've got the code to complete the Stormcloak Quest for retaking The Rift. She's not going to remain in charge for even a month in my game. She'll die after I remove her essential tag, leave the city for a while and switch it to the Stormcloaks, I'll do this towards the end of the Imperial War so they don't ask me to retake it. The Rift will be free of her corruption, stupidity, and elitism. And to make absolutely sure it ends there, her family will be next to die.
CompleteQuest [Quest ID] is the code. The quest tag is CWFortSiegeFort.
The other downside is having imperials win the war.
@@RustyMerc4Hire Thanks for that, fam!
If You talk to maven after the imperials win you get honeyside for free
If the Black-Briars weren't set as essential, you could kill them. Post game, the wrong person to piss off could be the Dragonborn and no person, village, town, city and possibly kingdoms would survive the Dragonbirn.
Maven and Delphine are the reason I installed a mod that lets me kill essential NPCs.
😂😂😂 delphine is fine tho
Agua Menti she's your subordinate that gives you orders, who the hell she thinks she is?
Agua Menti The Blades are sworn to follow the Dragonborn, but don’t take no for an answer about Paarthurnax...
@@Kat-yv1yq There's a mod for that called "The Paarthurnax Dilemma". You can go back to Delphine and tell her to fuck off, you're in charge not her. You even Thu'um at her to make a point. Personally, I think once you've gotten Esbern's potion and the Dragonslayer sword you pretty much don't need the Blades anymore so it's not critical. Just finish recruiting and hunt your dragon before they find out about Paarthurnax.
Rolf stone fist along with esbern, angenor once honored, thieves guild deserve eradication
Antagonist in Skyrim: *Exists*
Avarti: "U stoopid"
You have to be pretty stupid to face off against a literal demigod
I got a mod for Skyrim that changes Mauls name to Darth Maul.
But at that point, which will you destroy? The master, or the apprentice?
Okay, so, you made a video about the Black-Briars, now someone close to them, from Riften: Jarl Laila Law-Giver.
Law-Giver my Ass... She's more intent on Abandoning Riften once a Dragon Attacks it, she'd sooner Run to a Private Carriage, screaming “It's best that Riften's Leader be Spared!!!” while the People who she's supposed to Protect and Govern are being Burned, Crushed, and Eaten.
@@ItatsuMagnatsa Yeah, this. And she is somehow ignorant that her steward is bought by more people than a toothless prostitute. And that the person she is sent to deal with the thieves guild, maven Black Briar, is in league with them.
I believe Hemming and Maven are listed as *married* in the game's code. This is why they sleep together. They are husband and wife, not mother and son.
Either that or The Blackbriers get all West Virginia with each other. Lol
SWEET HOME ALABAMER
Nope, he’s her oldest son.
they changed it last minute iirc, they were supposed to be married, but changed it to mother and son, without changing more critical aspects of their relationship, but if they do incest it’s just one more reason to kill them ig
@@hashly8521 A'ight then, fair point. :-)
*insane naked skooma chugging argonian carrying a sword made of demon hearts teleports around riften by shouting at 120 decibels*
Maven, a fail middle aged woman with no bodyguard: I assume you're bothering me for a good reason?
She owns Bee and Barb? So it seems like she's OK with extorting her business by the Guild while being a high rank member of the Guild. The hell?
I know right? That doesn't make sense. I always thought the owner was that Argonian fellow and his wife. But maybe I misunderstood.
@@AnimaVox_ You were right, she doesn't own the Bee and Barb, because the Argonian and his wife do.
I never thought ingun was evil I thought she was keeping out of the way of her family because they’re evil
5 months late, I know. But Ingun IS evil, she just doesn't care about the political side of things to get rich. She finds poisoning people and killing them interesting, as she'll tell you herself if you ask her about her interest in alchemy. She may not be Maven, but it doesn't mean you should take a bottle of mead from her if she offers it.
@@oneangryboi408 having an interest in poisons and their affects on the human body is a little sadistic for sure but this is most likely inherited from her family and her mothers neglect. She's not evil because she knows that using her poisons on people without a real reason other than for enjoyment is wrong that's why she doesn't do it. If she wanted to she would be able to get away with it she's smart enough to make it look like she had nothing to do with is plus she's a black briar.
Anyone with money in skyrim: "don't fuck with me I've got connections"
me, who kills immortal magical sky gods for a living, and wipes out entire cities for fun: "wow that's crazy"
Maven: "I'll get the Thieves Guild and Dark Brotherhood on you!"
Me, the Dragonborn: "What Thieves Guild and Dark Brotherhood?" **Whips out Astrid's and Brynjolf's severed heads**
Maven: "Uh-oh."
My Dragonborn who was raised by the Guild and now is Guildmaster, infiltrated the brotherhood with a fake face, killed the Emperor and the guy who put the hit on him, and then finished off the remaining Brotherhood including the Night Mother with real face: "Maven you have no power over me. I crushed the Brotherhood and run the Guild. And you are no longer our client. Sorry oh and dont bother asking anyone for help. Guards are under my control now in two ways."
He had to bring Brexit into this. There's enough tension in the country , please don't bring it to Skyrim. :)
Lmao did he just out himself as a remainer or what?
@@piccoloatburgerking Na im a leaver
@@starwolf2134 Ah no, i was taking about Avarti, i felt like he outed himself as a remainer. #NoDealBrexitFTW
@@piccoloatburgerking Oh yeah Deffo 😅 #NoDealBrexit
No deal brexit is a terrible idea
Weird that you left out that she constantly antagonizes leader of dark brotherhood and thieves guild, organizations which she relies rather heavily on
That Brexit analogy was so incorrect it hurt.
UK is in deep shit and it had it coming. And as for the brexit thing, it endorses far-right shit heads namely tommy robinson, nick griffin, katie hopkins, etc... they deserve to be thrown in supermax prisons
Sad detail:
If you do "Destroy the Dark Brotherhood," nobody in Riften seems to have any acknowledgment of it. Maven acts like they're still at her beck and call, as do the thieves' guild.
You'd think the one questline that mentions them would have some kind of effect from it, but nope.
Tbh, Ingun wasn't that evil. She had good the desire to be recognised for what she can do and not because of her name. But ofcourse she had that sinister philosophy, clearly running from her blood.
Maven says "Be careful I have ties with the theives guild AND the dark brotherhood" and I'm like "I AM THE THEIVES GUILD AND THE DARK BROTHERHOOD"
The Black-Briar's are essentially the Bluth's from Arrested Development
Maven is so sure of herself because she have a degree in programing and set her status (and her family) as "Always Essencial" before Skyrim release. That's how far her conections go 😅
Is there a video on Jarl Balgruuf yet? I've always thought he was pretty dumb. "Oh, you barely survived a dragon attack at Helgen? Go help my guards and my housecarl defend my city from another dragon!"
Not to mention all 3 of his children are annoying spoiled brats, and all they do is look down on the Dragonborn. He basically ignores the player's status as The Last Dragonborn (possibly not knowing enough about it or even caring). And Whiterun itself is basically an Imperial friendly city, despite Balgruuf saying "he hasn't yet chosen a side" (even though the guards walk around with Imperial bows and swords).
Was his oldest son even a brat? I only remember him say that he'll become a great warrior or something along those lines
well to be fair he knows you all most died that is why he sent you with a lot back up. and his kids are not like that because of him you find out in a quest for him a cursed sword is messing with his kids. as for the guards well it would have took longer to make a 3rd guard type that only stayed around till he picked.
Why send the companions? How about six guards, the house Carl and a random stranger?
It would be hilarious by elder Scrolls 6 that we find that the black briars got wiped out or defamed like for example coming across a beggar with the last name blackbriar " I was part of the most powerful family in Tamriel before we lost everything"
Avarti why you should not do the civil war questline
Aside from the mechanics of it being awful you mean?
Because that would displease the Thalmor, and the Thalmor make the best sweetrolls. I would sell my soul for an Alinor pastry.
I think Ingun is the most well-adjusted of the three. The worst that can be said about her is a morbid fascination for the darker side of alchemy. She separates herself from the rest of the Black-Briar family, she's respectful toward her teacher Elgrim and takes steps (admittedly by asking the Dragonborn for help) to make up for her used-up ingredients - she would be a more worthy successor to the family solely because she has a better sense of morality and responsibility. So she talks a little creepily about poisons. Better to have someone with an interest in poisons in a place of power than someone with Maven's arrogance and entitlement to two dangerous organizations that could ruin her if she pisses them off.
This.
She's the only thing I regret about joining the Legion since she becomes Jarl. Though she's probably a step up from the previous one.
Honestly I wish there was a way for you to go against her instead of just accepting her every request and whim
I love this series keep up the good work please make videos on why General tullius is a genius or why the Empire is the best choice for skyrim or why the Stormcloaks are idiots
Good question
the fact that there isnt a "Destroy the thieves guild" quest like there is with the dark brotherhood is a grave injustice in Skyrim.
I have commented this on every XXX are idiots video and Im gonna keep doing it
Please do one on General Tullius.
Now this gave me an idea for a quest mod, take control or destroy both the thieves guild and dark brotherhood, then execute maven in public for all of skyrim to see, and you get to soul trap her.
Literally just finished a Theives Guild quest involving Maven and this video shows up
Also did you just call Ingun evil? Sorry I gotta disagree with that I haven't seen one part of her action that says otherwise but that's my opinion not a big deal
She implies her poisons she makes are used on her families' rivals.
@@rexaxis3450 she also experiments on animals lol
Ingun also says something about being apart of “Darker Circles”, so there's a huge Red Flag spanning all of Nirn and Beyond.
@@brann925 umm those who specialize in making medicine in today's time do the same thing.
I always just thought Ingun was morbidly curious and studious... but when you put it that way...
I get the feeling that Maven and both of Ingun's siblings will each die of a sudden tummy ache right after tea.
I still think Victoria's husband the Snow-shods son should've been Jarl after the imperials won, made more sense due to his obvious connection to the empire.
Smol brain: Buying Black-Briar mead
Big brain: Buying San's spiced wine
Ascended: *Steal all alcohol you find*
If only you had this a dialogue to Maven.
Maven: Make me angry and I contact the Dark Brotherhood!
Dragonborn: I am the Listener to the Dark Brotherhood, that means I am in charge.
Maven:…..I mean will contact the Thieves Guild….
Dragonborn: I am in charge of that to, try again.
Maven: I will have the Jarl throw you in jail!
Dragonborn: I am a Thane of Riften and third in command for the imperial legion. You’re Beaten Maven.
Did he really bring Brexit into this
"A family of idiots" I love how Avarti says it so casually lmfaoo
Bro if everyone idiots what’s the point on playing the damm game cj
Not everyone are idiots. He has a small list of geniuses along with them
Ok thanks for that really helpful cj
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Because it is fun? XD
I mean the game was published in 2011 and it is massive with a lot of quests and dungeons to explore :) sure the NPCs aren't the brightest of the bunch but that tends to happen in open-world RPGs
But with the better development of AI and chat algorithms, I assume that the intelligence of NPCs will improve as time goes on! :)
I hope that in Tes 6 we can look for info about Skyrim, and we can find something like "and the peasents of Riften along with the guards hanged the Black-briar family and the Jarl just outside their city as a warning for corrupted people..."
For anyone that wants Maven dead and doesn’t have the means to kill her using console commands or mods: Become leader of the thieves guild and listener of the Dark Brotherhood. The thieves guild doesn’t need her with nocturnal giving them luck again, and the only contracts from the DB that matter are the ones that get whispered to you, the only one that can hear them. Finish the main questline and gain some respect, Kill all her children except hemming, and take satisfaction that she’s old, is going to die soon and has no competent heir left to the family, and is threatening the savior of all of nirn with factions that she no longer has control over. Eventually everyone else will start to realize just how crazy she is and by the time she dies no one will care.
1:53 Meanwhile several times I visited Riften, they turned thieves into arrow cussions.
Igund is the only likable member and she asks you to collect ingredients for poisons
Farkas is a Secret Genius
Please upvote
When Maven dies the thief guild will probably take over the family and use it as a fence
Personally I think that Maven is just a bad Heir to a powerful family, like she isn't incompetent but she is way too arrogant she wants to owe the thieves guild by letting the guards know the location of Thieves' guild but never doing anything to it, it seems that she is using this a way to control the guild. Like "do as I say or the guards will pay you a visit tonight", which in my opinion is very very risky her power is build on the Thieves' Guilt she essentially has a bullet in her own heart. Also the Thieves Guilt has very close tides with the Dark Brotherhood. I think that we are in a situation of who will betray who first and that will mean 1 thing, the fall of the Black-Briars
Maven is so disliked that TDB doesn't even wanna deal with her contracts
So what about the Mythic Dawn?
You forgot the Orphanage that Maven runs. The children growing up will hate her family for putting them through even worst conditions with the evil old woman that you get to kill in the black brotherhood quest.
Maeven doesn't need to worry about assasination because she is flagged as an essential NPC.
Sibbi is non-essential once you do his two quests. So he doesn't even survive long enough to see his mother die.
Maven Black-Briar can taunt me all she wants, but her petty dark brotherhood and thieves guild cannot touch the *TRULY GOOD* Dragonborn.
Good luck contacting the dark brotherhood, they wont be listening anymore...
Al Capone gave out food to the masses for just the same reason. Having the locals on your side can be incredibly valuable.
When I was in Mistveil keep, I was sure I heard Maven refer to Sibbi as being Hemming's son, which at the time confused the hell out of me. And after hearing your "close relation" theory now, all I can hear is Sweet Home Alabama haha!
Hemming is mavens husband in the creation kit. They also have some dialogue that suggests they where supposed to be husband and wife before Bethesda changed it.
I never thought Ingun was evil…just in serious need of therapy. And some friends
Ingun's not evil lol. She's interested in how the body works just like a medic would be
Yeah right, that bitch uses animals as test subjects and you call that not evil?
The biggest idiot in all of skyrim is that thief that decides to rob me after he see’s me in full daedric armor with legendary modifier
I wish they had a speech option to tell her you are the listener of the dark brotherhood. In other words telling her she can't do shit to you.
I just love how you say the word "idiot."
Ingun just needs someone who's as sadistic as she is. It would be a match made in agonizing hell.
Ingun.... I don't remember clearly anymore, but I think that when I spoke to her I thought she was genuinely interested in the machine-body thing. I felt like it was a philosophical thing: life is so easily lost that it must be enjoyed, and preserved.
these videos are so satisfying i love hearing you dunk on these characters
Solsteim the orc mission where u have to pay someone else's debt of 1000 gold for them going off and being a steward to the telvanni. He was stupid because he didn't realise just what would happen if you decided not to pay him and got fed up of him.
Who would win in a fight
The corrupt business woman
Or the Last Dragonborn who happens to also be the Archmage of the college of winterhold and is the harbinger of the companions who also owns the dark brotherhood and the thieves guild and is a college level bard despite their lack of ability to play instruments and they are a master vampire hunter/or a vampire lord and to ad to that they are in the possession of all daedric artifacts and even an aedric artifact along with good or maybe decent relations with all daedric princes and also you know saving the world from Alduin and Miraak and also the highest rank soldier in the empire or stormcloaks not only that they’ve also broken out of every prison known to man mer and beast alike and not to mention the ability to save and reload the game at will
:p
Maven:- I have contact with dark brotherhood and thief's guild !
Dragonborn looking at his huskarl with glowing eyes: - isnt the two idiots who tried to attack us in the road? You know Maven, you maybe really powerfull. But nothing prevent you from having thoses little hole on the neck..
How dare you call me and my kin idiots. I will get the thieves guild to steal all your belongings and maybe even get the dark brotherhood involved. No excuse me as I go and insult the honest shopkeepers of Riften
I wish there was a quest to take down the Black-Briars, the Thieves guild and the other corruption in the City of Riften.
It's a shame that you can't kill them when you're the head of the dark brotherhood. Like the emperor gets a hit on him but not Maven?