Worst Soulja Boy Consoles Ever 3! - Rerez

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  • @rerez
    @rerez  2 роки тому +79

    We're doing a new show called Just Bad Games! Check it out here: ua-cam.com/video/BW0d4k1JlSI/v-deo.html

    • @595no
      @595no 2 роки тому +9

      A show called Just Bad Games
      Is just great.

    • @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307
      @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 2 роки тому +6

      What's that music that's playing when you're talking about the buyee controller?

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 Рік тому +4

      A show that’s become all round favourite of mine 😊

  • @Crazelord91
    @Crazelord91 5 років тому +1002

    I'm legit impressed that they made a console that is so weak and poorly made that is struggles to even run NES games

    • @ChristopherSobieniak
      @ChristopherSobieniak 5 років тому +7

      Not me!

    • @looker999997
      @looker999997 5 років тому +125

      I was emulating SNES games pretty much flawlessly on my cheap-ass PC around 18 years ago. It's mind-boggling how they manage to screw up 8-bit emulation now. What do they put in these machines, a rotting potato with some pins stuck on it?

    • @gryphonp5729
      @gryphonp5729 5 років тому +30

      It's poor emulation, just poor emulation.

    • @FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat
      @FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat 4 роки тому +46

      Crazelord91 Even the school Chromebooks (which have less power than a toaster) have no problem emulating this.

    • @ExtremeWreck
      @ExtremeWreck 4 роки тому +28

      How about a system that can't even run Atari 2600 games?

  • @fusionspace175
    @fusionspace175 5 років тому +1499

    Can't wait for the Soulja Virtual Boy. It's just two R Zones taped together.

    • @Xr_nx
      @Xr_nx 5 років тому +42

      NEVER SAY THE MANUFACTURERS NAME OR THE CONSOLES NAME

    • @TheNoirAlien
      @TheNoirAlien 4 роки тому +16

      The Soulja Box X, guess what that is?

    • @windowsme2327
      @windowsme2327 4 роки тому +9

      Nintendo Virtual Boy

    • @IIDXZERKO
      @IIDXZERKO 4 роки тому +3

      Nintendo Switch.

    • @7zaxo
      @7zaxo 4 роки тому +8

      I hope that's a joke, but I wouldn't be surprised

  • @TheAJHernandez17
    @TheAJHernandez17 5 років тому +1501

    It's an acronym
    Be
    Unique
    Yourself
    Enjoy
    Every
    Moment
    BUYEEM

    • @thorild69
      @thorild69 5 років тому +150

      Ouch. Oh. Ouch. Oh holy Chinese fucking ouch.

    • @dcflake5645
      @dcflake5645 5 років тому +123

      Ahh now it makes sense.... Wait, no it doesn't. It doesn't at all.

    • @ThePandaAgenda
      @ThePandaAgenda 5 років тому +58

      Soulja Boy buy em!

    • @vision6774
      @vision6774 5 років тому +16

      Ibuyeemb

    • @hdofu
      @hdofu 5 років тому +14

      quite the motto for a famiclone.

  • @WulfieZi
    @WulfieZi Рік тому +217

    0:09
    The problem isn't that Soulja Boy was trying to break into the games market.
    The problem was that he was trying to do it with a crowbar and ski mask.

  • @cartmann94
    @cartmann94 5 років тому +2235

    So you say the portable screen will break off if you “CRANK THAT” too often?

  • @andrewphilipsur4847
    @andrewphilipsur4847 5 років тому +376

    These games and DVD players are actually pretty common here in the Philippines, usually being sold by low-end Chinese and Taiwanese department stores. The games are distributed EXACTLY as you see them, from the controllers down to the actual game menus.
    The More You Know.

    • @defaultusername123
      @defaultusername123 5 років тому +8

      Andrew Philip Sur oh the humanity

    • @ChristopherSobieniak
      @ChristopherSobieniak 5 років тому +26

      Asia is just filled with this nonsense.

    • @Bastene360Solid
      @Bastene360Solid 5 років тому +13

      *cough cough cdr-king cough cough*

    • @inactiveaccount6884
      @inactiveaccount6884 5 років тому +6

      I've been there for a family visit. I've actually been in one of those during a Philippine tech haul. I don't want to say anything about it.

    • @MidnightWanderer00
      @MidnightWanderer00 4 роки тому +11

      I have the same disc as the one in the video and it works on a normal dvd player. Played a bunch of the games on it though i never noticed how off sync the sound was.

  • @stareanddream
    @stareanddream 5 років тому +458

    “If I ever get into a heated gamer moment...”
    Uh oh...no...no no no don’t...

    • @rerez
      @rerez  5 років тому +126

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @itsnotme8216
      @itsnotme8216 5 років тому +34

      I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer's move

    • @vrapbrap
      @vrapbrap 5 років тому +9

      the n wooooooooooooooord

    • @TheFlameHaze1
      @TheFlameHaze1 5 років тому +5

      "Video games cause violence"

    • @penitentestudios1492
      @penitentestudios1492 4 роки тому +4

      Cuz it says BE UNIQUE YOURSELF ENJOY EVERY MOMENT B.U.Y.E.E.M

  • @chaliceohearts4658
    @chaliceohearts4658 5 років тому +124

    I thought that EVD stood for “Evil DVD”.

    • @Nightmare-kn6ee
      @Nightmare-kn6ee 2 роки тому +20

      I thought it meant Evil Versatile Device.

  • @VulpesHilarianus
    @VulpesHilarianus 5 років тому +223

    The reason why it's lagging so much and has so much slowdown is because it's reading directly from the disc. The laser can only pass by that section of the disc so quickly, and the buzzing sound is the interrupt between the laser speeding over unused portions of the disc to get to the portions with the current data on it. Some old 3DO, SEGA Mega CD, and Saturn games used to have the same problem. Since it doesn't have RAM it can't store the data and read ahead on the disc to load new portions of the ROM. It's also why discs stop working the moment the laser gets stuck instead of playing a bit more video before finding the end of the pre-loaded data. Combine that with the fact that it has to essentially halve it's already meager 150MHz or so processing power to emulate an entire Famicom plus sort inputs from the controller, and I actually have to commend it being able to do this at all.

    • @TheWyman55_
      @TheWyman55_ 2 роки тому +9

      Thank you

    • @JeffreyPiatt
      @JeffreyPiatt 2 роки тому +16

      Being a Chinese device it's likely they had to make the emulator a side feature for legal purposes and didn't up spec the system because they wanted to avoid it being labeled a illegal game console.

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 2 роки тому +14

      Oh, that makes sense. Thanks! Honestly, all of these issues could have been avoided if they just added some flash memory and loaded all of the ROMs into it from the disc when reading it.

    • @rjpdkaraokeatbp.2492
      @rjpdkaraokeatbp.2492 2 роки тому +5

      I downloaded thousands of NES ROMs into my USB flashdrive and the games run fine on my DVD player few years ago.

    • @ZX3000GT1
      @ZX3000GT1 2 роки тому +1

      They could've just add a cheap 8MB RAM or something. Would've made the games run better.

  • @charliemilroy730
    @charliemilroy730 5 років тому +472

    Woah there’s a trilogy now...
    That’s deep

    • @thorild69
      @thorild69 5 років тому +8

      Yeah, but when they all end up advising you to throw things into lava, it gets a bit trite.

    • @shadowmariogalaxy64
      @shadowmariogalaxy64 5 років тому +6

      *That's what she said.*

    • @thorild69
      @thorild69 5 років тому +5

      @@shadowmariogalaxy64 That's what she said, but after a trilogy.

    • @derekstronf1837
      @derekstronf1837 4 роки тому

      What if I told you that it would be a Quadrilogy? Okay that's a lie. I hope

    • @michaelwilliams772
      @michaelwilliams772 4 роки тому

      You just killed a joke

  • @JustHereForTheDialogue
    @JustHereForTheDialogue 5 років тому +152

    Me: *boots up Buyee*
    *humming intensifies*
    Buyee: “KIIIILLL MEEEEE!”

  • @Spock1777
    @Spock1777 5 років тому +370

    Some say playing these systems will turn a Soulja Boy into a Soulja Man.
    Or a prison inmate.

    • @Wolficefang
      @Wolficefang 5 років тому +11

      You had me in the first half
      Not gonna lie

    • @MegaAnimazing
      @MegaAnimazing 4 роки тому +11

      He'd likely be a prison inmate with these systems.

    • @artchic528
      @artchic528 4 роки тому +13

      Well you know what happens to new inmates right? New prison wives for Big Bubba in cell block D

    • @goodnight01687
      @goodnight01687 3 роки тому +2

      Soulja Inmate

    • @HankThePimpHill
      @HankThePimpHill 3 роки тому +2

      @@artchic528 Oh, Bubba's gonna "Crank Dat Soulja Boy" alright

  • @kamdubya
    @kamdubya 5 років тому +430

    Normal Toothpaste: $2.19
    Soulja Paste: $2190.19

    • @j2323j
      @j2323j 5 років тому +3

      LOL 😀

    • @mrtposepranker3598
      @mrtposepranker3598 5 років тому +12

      Normal chicken:$3.67
      Souija Chicke :$8990.78

    • @sillyfella2009
      @sillyfella2009 5 років тому +4

      Nah it would be 420.69

    • @KadenLovesGames
      @KadenLovesGames 5 років тому +3

      Toothbrush: About $1
      Soulja brush: $699.99

    • @multilad816
      @multilad816 5 років тому +6

      Normal mass market book-$7.99
      Soulja Book for the Masses-$799.99
      Regular candy-$2
      Soulja Sweets-$200

  • @Wubsy96
    @Wubsy96 5 років тому +505

    *throws this console in a fit of rage*
    "BUYEET!"

  • @Lost-Lilim
    @Lost-Lilim 4 роки тому +34

    12:25 "games you've likely never heard of" Magic Jewelry is probably my favourite nes era tetris-like game. I really enjoy that the music in it includes both Greensleeves and an 8bit version of the waltz from the Godfather.

  • @vi_va_vi
    @vi_va_vi 5 років тому +122

    I thought I was having a stroke when the Galaga music started at the end of the video.

    • @SWIFTO_SCYTHE
      @SWIFTO_SCYTHE 5 років тому +12

      No no sir its GALAGE
      Hahaa.

    • @drakkenmensch
      @drakkenmensch 5 років тому +6

      Rerez can use stage music without fear, even if the companies are hellbent on scouring youtube for copyright infringements, the Buyee sound quality is SO BAD that it provides an effective camouflage from the youtube scan system recognizing them.

    • @MK12082
      @MK12082 3 роки тому

      @@SWIFTO_SCYTHE Galage the sequel to Galaga. With all new half the frame rate and buggy music.

  • @Yellowpick10
    @Yellowpick10 4 роки тому +59

    "Be UnIqUe YoUrSeLf, EnJoY eVeRy MoMeNt.
    -Rerez

  • @AkumaKristian
    @AkumaKristian 5 років тому +148

    I can feel how flimsy that controller is just by looking at it. Wow.

  • @ElvenRaptor
    @ElvenRaptor 5 років тому +76

    How could any modern gaming system not play NES games correctly?

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 3 роки тому +13

      By being designed and made to the lowest possible price point. Made in China, after all.

    • @alpzepta
      @alpzepta 2 роки тому +13

      @@nthgth and to think that this piece of crap cost more than a Raspberry Pi yet it’s run worse than the first gen Raspberry Pi
      Oh Great Britain I love you so much for making raspberry pi so I can stay away from these crappy Chinese made crap

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P Рік тому +2

      From what I read, it's because it's getting all its data from the disc, not storing it in RAM.

  • @LogogoFromKeron
    @LogogoFromKeron 5 років тому +262

    I want Soulja Boy to be at E3 2020 to show off "his" next console that can run Skyrim.
    Edit: Well this aged poorly due to the [Redacted] virus. E3 2021 then if it happens.

    • @admiralamel9563
      @admiralamel9563 5 років тому +11

      He can do it, just need some rebranding Rasperry PC

    • @Isaac-gh5ku
      @Isaac-gh5ku 5 років тому +9

      😂🤣U just wanna see him fail miserably do you? Well so do I!

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA 5 років тому +6

      but can it run Crysis? & yeah, it's weird they mass market this instead of reverse-engineered Raspberry Pi consoles... or maybe the do but they are so mediocre that reviews aren't as fun.

    • @admiralamel9563
      @admiralamel9563 5 років тому +2

      @@KasumiRINA maybe bcuz some chinese company have certain standard nowaday, like Xiami and Rasberry, so he can't buy cheap broken console from Rasberry manufracture then rebranding it.

    • @ChiefMedicPururu
      @ChiefMedicPururu 4 роки тому +2

      Your name feels familiar.

  • @Broccoli263
    @Broccoli263 3 роки тому +17

    6:05 enjoy every moment!
    *Yeah...*

  • @benb4728
    @benb4728 5 років тому +146

    Woah woah, every game was running poorly? How could they screw up chess?

    • @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171
      @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 5 років тому +11

      By making it slower than it really is.

    • @benb4728
      @benb4728 5 років тому +26

      @@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 Just gives you more time to think

    • @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171
      @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 5 років тому +4

      Boring. And sound effects take longer.

    • @mark030a
      @mark030a 4 роки тому

      @@benb4728 Underrated comment

    • @douglasthequilava
      @douglasthequilava 4 роки тому +4

      by making it essentially the PC version of Star Wars Chess, where it takes like more than a minute for a piece to move.

  • @onesneakyboigaming7575
    @onesneakyboigaming7575 5 років тому +23

    5:52 Proof that you should be the new Kermit voice actor

  • @ChadWSmith
    @ChadWSmith 5 років тому +480

    Did you try putting the game disc in a PC to see if it could be read? Then you could potentially pull the ROMs off of it and test them on a PC and see if it was a problem with the ROMs that made them play so poorly.

    • @zelenpixel
      @zelenpixel 5 років тому +75

      id imagine its problems with the emulator or whatever it is on that disc
      no way thered be something with the roms of every single game

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 5 років тому +45

      I have a feeling that the disc is too small to house all the ROMs, even tho ROMs are tiny. You know the disc is as cheap as it can be, probably closer to 1 Mb. It's probably another bypass thingy that tells the system what library to access.

    • @IsoMacintosh
      @IsoMacintosh 5 років тому +80

      @@PunakiviAddikti A mini DVD holds 1,4GB and a mini CD holds at least 155MB so there's certainly enough space for few roms.

    • @pcachu
      @pcachu 5 років тому +47

      Personally, I'd rather not risk having my machine contract whatever malware is hidden on the disc itself. Just because the BUYEE isn't able to run it doesn't mean it's not there. (Hell, maybe it actually can, and the malware is the real source of the emulation issues.)

    • @BioCybergoth
      @BioCybergoth 5 років тому +29

      or probably was the loader for the emulator and all the games are still on the unit and that disc is nothing more than the emulator alone, who knows

  • @SmaMan
    @SmaMan 4 роки тому +55

    2:10 - Actually, a lot of people still watch Antenna TV here in the US. It's just the analog signal that's been replaced with digital. (So if it's not a digital antenna, then it's useless)

    • @stewie17
      @stewie17 Рік тому +6

      There’s no such thing as an hd or digital antenna . Those are buzz words . You can hook up an 80s antenna to a tv with a digital tuner or a digital converter box .

  • @kevinr417
    @kevinr417 5 років тому +30

    Next time someone really gets on my nerves, I'm going to tell them, "Go be unique yourself."

  • @jonathanbulgrien8124
    @jonathanbulgrien8124 3 роки тому +21

    We all finna ignore the game called "Nuts Milk"? 7:09

    • @MK12082
      @MK12082 3 роки тому +1

      Sounds dirty

    • @choppergunner8650
      @choppergunner8650 3 роки тому +12

      It's actually a game only released in Japan called "Nuts & Milk". Early arcade style.

    • @BloominFleury29
      @BloominFleury29 2 роки тому +3

      @@choppergunner8650 people think everything’s a dirty joke

  • @Ubersnuber
    @Ubersnuber 5 років тому +38

    I can relate to tugging on it during a heated gaming moment.

  • @dunas2662
    @dunas2662 3 роки тому +14

    I had the fortune to play that damn disc when I was a child. I know it's a shameless stuffed cashgrab but was the thing that I had. 15 years later found myself loving each and every NES game I stumble upon

  • @newtechnology5598
    @newtechnology5598 5 років тому +158

    When you hear Soulja you always think about consoles, even if he's a singer

    • @elcamello1980
      @elcamello1980 5 років тому +31

      He can sing? Since when has what he does, been considered singing? Or rapping? Or anything requiring or demonstrating any sort of talent?

    • @newtechnology5598
      @newtechnology5598 5 років тому +6

      @@elcamello1980 he's a rapper

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 5 років тому +6

      "singer"

    • @newtechnology5598
      @newtechnology5598 5 років тому +3

      @@PANZERFAUST90 rapping is singing.

    • @elcamello1980
      @elcamello1980 5 років тому +19

      @@newtechnology5598 no, my man; singing and rapping are not the same thing, and "soula boy" (blegh!) does neither. He's just a no talent clown that blew up for whatever reason.

  • @wobbles478
    @wobbles478 4 роки тому +16

    Reaching your hand into the laser thing is actually A F%KING SAFTEY HAZARD

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 4 роки тому +3

      So requiring you to do that? That's just evil.

  • @cool3dd
    @cool3dd 5 років тому +62

    Watch Soulja boy make a game next him being chased by nintendo ninjas

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios 5 років тому +82

    "Be Unique Yourself, Enjoy Every Moment"
    guess one chinese employee bought a label printer and couldn't stop putting labels on stuff to show how useful it's it. So they told him to just label the entire truckload of these machines. He was so into it, he labeled everything twice.

    • @coraini666
      @coraini666 3 роки тому +11

      Be
      Unique
      Yourself
      Enjoy
      Every
      moment.
      Now Read only the capitalized letters.

    • @cay7809
      @cay7809 2 роки тому +3

      @@coraini666 AAA

    • @goosegas2087
      @goosegas2087 2 роки тому +1

      @@coraini666 NGL, I expect better acronyms from an adult, but they're foreign so...

    • @coraini666
      @coraini666 2 роки тому +1

      @@goosegas2087 im foreign too. Well not foreign. I'm a citizen of another country that's not US. I thought the name would give it off

  • @watam8
    @watam8 5 років тому +32

    I can't wait to play my favorite game "Nuts Milk"

    • @danteparks3871
      @danteparks3871 4 роки тому +5

      in whos right mind was it to name it that.

    • @ctoooc
      @ctoooc 4 роки тому +2

      Hmm, what should I play, 1942, 1943, hmmm.... No, maybe Fire, Hely and Golf...
      Maybe maj4 nah maybe donkey or donkey 2, possibly Knit or Jackal...
      I should consider Lode running or it's sequel and Lot Lot, or sasa, mickey, donkey, donkey 2, donkey 3 or burger time.
      Nah these suck.

    • @MK12082
      @MK12082 3 роки тому +1

      That just sounds dirty

    • @lonkzelda7871
      @lonkzelda7871 2 роки тому +2

      @@ctoooc "Hey bro wanna play some D o n k e y 1, and D o n k e y 2?"

  • @kenjihirata9961
    @kenjihirata9961 3 роки тому +9

    6:45 *theme song immediately pops in*
    Who's that girl? What's her name?
    Is she cool? Is she lame?
    Oh, you're talking about what's-her-name
    PEPPER ANN!!!

  • @CraftyMatt
    @CraftyMatt 5 років тому +29

    The Soulja boi saga continues! God, lets hope he never learns his lesson because these videos are GREAT!

  • @tetsukara
    @tetsukara 4 роки тому +11

    6:56 3. "Nuts Milk"

  • @ThunderDragonRandy
    @ThunderDragonRandy 5 років тому +25

    6:38 - lol! Himura Kenshin from _Rurouni Kenshin_
    I actually watched the live-action _Rurouni Kenshin_ films earlier this week and last week for the first time and they were amazing.

    • @navycalvin9337
      @navycalvin9337 4 роки тому +1

      wait, it has life action adaptation?
      OH BOI TIME TO REVERT BACK TO MY CHILDHOOD

    • @MichaelOKeefe2009
      @MichaelOKeefe2009 3 роки тому +2

      Rurouni Kenshin? You mean the anime with that song that had meowing in it?

    • @sep_timius
      @sep_timius 3 роки тому +1

      @@navycalvin9337 pretty sure it has a few actually! I need to rewatch the anime lolol

  • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
    @ARCtheCartoonMaster 5 років тому +9

    5:42 Glad I'm not the only one who misread that as "Buvee" at first.

  • @wadmodderschalton5763
    @wadmodderschalton5763 4 роки тому +12

    EVD (2:55) was made in China to compete against DVD & that country's movie pirates (presumably boycotting royalty costs & patents over lack of genuine products & broken copyright laws with no involvement with Chinese police). Super Death Star? LOL No Offense.

  • @KingDuken
    @KingDuken 5 років тому +34

    12:51 Wait a minute... That’s an anti-piracy warning! What?!?

    • @flyguydev2008
      @flyguydev2008 3 роки тому +12

      What a shocker that's a illegal rom without the copy protection

    • @zyzzy-ko4ww
      @zyzzy-ko4ww 3 роки тому

      It's a fraud created by pirates from the riaa and mpaa (neither of said "groups" deserves any capital letters).

  • @Tamaki742
    @Tamaki742 4 роки тому +10

    Ah... It's been so long since I heard of Bubu and Cha Cha.
    I'm not even joking, I remember watching it as a kid.

  • @SoutheastCanine
    @SoutheastCanine 5 років тому +38

    Views : 29
    Likes : 240
    *Good job boys, we broke it*

    • @aryanpatel2924
      @aryanpatel2924 5 років тому +7

      If I had an atom for every time UA-cam gets drunk, I'd own the entire universe

    • @Don-ds3dy
      @Don-ds3dy 5 років тому +1

      Only 200k subs after all these years? UA-cam really is broken.

    • @madwax4771
      @madwax4771 5 років тому +1

      211 people thumbed up while watching, 29 people had already viewed it and upvoted

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 5 років тому +2

      @@aryanpatel2924 Dude, I'd be rich in real life money if I had a dollar for every top post that said something similar on UA-cam.

    • @aryanpatel2924
      @aryanpatel2924 5 років тому +3

      Crazy Luigi - You don't even need a dollar per post for that to work. If you got a single cent per post, a billion dollars would seem like a dust particle to you

  • @FizzleFX
    @FizzleFX 2 роки тому +8

    5:20 the kind of controller you got playing at a friend's house....

  • @BirchMonkey857
    @BirchMonkey857 2 роки тому +3

    If Rockstar had made GTA6 when this was relevant, it would have been kinda funny if OG Loc had a cameo where he wanted you to sell bootleg consoles.

  • @robertdeformedbuizel257
    @robertdeformedbuizel257 5 років тому +183

    I’m a simple man, I see a new “worst ever” video, I click

    • @megarollxrgmbroadcasting91
      @megarollxrgmbroadcasting91 5 років тому +5

      I would probably write something like this if I wasn't dying laughing from how God damn funny it is that I see this exact comment with a different name on every single UA-cam video that's part of a series.

    • @robertdeformedbuizel257
      @robertdeformedbuizel257 5 років тому

      megarollX Rgm Broadcasting fair enough

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 5 років тому +3

      Yeah it shows.

    • @mcnuggieguy
      @mcnuggieguy 5 років тому +3

      I'm a simple man, i see recycled uninteresting comment, i cringe

    • @Xr_nx
      @Xr_nx 5 років тому +1

      Logical

  • @isaacfree7813
    @isaacfree7813 3 роки тому +7

    9:17. Oop hold on gotta take a min from this review.....TO SNAP THE LAZER BACK INTO PLACE

  • @TILR
    @TILR 5 років тому +7

    11:16 ah so that’s what the mobile mega man game was based off of XD

  • @AnnualDaniel
    @AnnualDaniel 5 років тому +27

    hey whats your guy'ss favorite nes game, mine's super mario bros
    "oh well mine is burger time"
    "GALAGE"

  • @Jwibz
    @Jwibz 5 років тому +38

    "Hey, wanna come over and play my Buyee? I have Arkaniod and Nuts Milk"

    • @samueljaworski5737
      @samueljaworski5737 4 роки тому +1

      Right after Bloon Fight

    • @EffySalcedo
      @EffySalcedo 4 роки тому +4

      ahem ... "Be Unique Yourself, Enjoy Every Moment" 👊 ( 5:51 )

    • @Giran_0
      @Giran_0 4 роки тому +3

      Woah no way I'll be right over

    • @HammerGalladeBro
      @HammerGalladeBro 3 роки тому +2

      Don't forget about
      Galage, Galg, Legend Kage, Karateke, Lode Running, 10 Yard Fighter, Clu Land, Spelunk, Wres and Goones 2

    • @MK12082
      @MK12082 3 роки тому +1

      Nuts Milk just sounds dirty.

  • @cmjon6380
    @cmjon6380 5 років тому +6

    I seriously love these Soulja Boy shenanigans. It's like the Hamburglar creating new schemes.

  • @nthgth
    @nthgth 3 роки тому +4

    Wow.. "Made in China" in a nutshell.
    Incidentally, my impression of Souljaboy's entire genre of music in a nutshell, too.

  • @isenokami7810
    @isenokami7810 5 років тому +6

    4:40 Those buttons literally look like they were made from bits of breakfast cereal.

  • @mememan7300
    @mememan7300 3 роки тому +3

    I like how the boot screen used the windows Vista background

  • @ootwii
    @ootwii 5 років тому +44

    Slowdown and screen tearing in nes games??the nes is just too powerful to emulate 😉..this system is junk..

    • @benadrylsmoke5481
      @benadrylsmoke5481 3 роки тому +2

      you know a system is good when it fails to smoothly emulate one of the arguably easiest to emulate consoles ever

  • @BMarie774
    @BMarie774 4 роки тому +6

    I feel like they saw a “be yourself” and “be unique” posts and just decided to combine them, it realizing it didn’t work.

  • @Bacon676
    @Bacon676 5 років тому +17

    How in the world you get your hands on this stuff is beyond me, but I'm glad you get it.
    Love your content my guy, keep it up

    • @MidnightWanderer00
      @MidnightWanderer00 4 роки тому +3

      Lots of these Bootleg consoles can be found online or in countries that aren't western. Usually in Asia.
      I actually have the same game disc that the buyee has and it works with a normal dvd player. My dad plugged a Bootleg ps1 controller to the dvd player and i played with it alot, a few years ago.

  • @WeTheRandom
    @WeTheRandom 4 роки тому +6

    @12:10 :-D LMAO
    "Even a lonely Goomba, that would otherwise provide no challenge at all, can become a BOSS BATTLE, that will stop your progress ENTIRELY!"

  • @hakureicirno6059
    @hakureicirno6059 5 років тому +5

    3:30 EVD was actually far more popular than just 4 movies in China, and back then, lots of pirated DVDs that you can buy in China are EVD formatted, people often call them "compressed discs". The advantage of EVD is, it's basically a DVD-ROM with video files in a certain manner, so you can choose to put a whole season of TV drama or dozens of movies at VHS quality (hence the name "compressed"), or less than 30 minute of HD video (it can be even over 1080P as long as the decoder and disc mechanism is able to catch up) in a single disc, depending on disc manufacture's taste.

  • @mmcblk05studio
    @mmcblk05studio 5 років тому +7

    This console produces the *REAL* glitch hop.
    Also, this SMB hack is one that sold in "Денди" shops in Russia.

  • @jezzaboi2168
    @jezzaboi2168 5 років тому +6

    I used to have the exact DVD play soulja boy advertised. It was way back in 2005-06 when I was still a kid, so the struggle to find it is most likely due to it being some old obscure model now. How S.B got it is a mystery to me.

  • @rho-starmkl4483
    @rho-starmkl4483 5 років тому +12

    Eustace Baggs: That's it, I'm getting me mallet!

    • @navycalvin9337
      @navycalvin9337 4 роки тому

      COURAGE APPROVES

    • @GatorRay
      @GatorRay 4 роки тому

      @@navycalvin9337 Courage: DO IT! PUT THIS HUNK OF JUNK OUT OF ITS MISERY!

    • @softwet6393
      @softwet6393 4 роки тому

      *STUPID DEVICE*

  • @pinkllamagang9461
    @pinkllamagang9461 4 роки тому +5

    The thought of people buying these unironically makes me scared

  • @joshm264
    @joshm264 5 років тому +9

    I think it would be easier to take an NES clone that can use USB voltage, and then get a real DVD player that has composite in.

  • @hunterevans8069
    @hunterevans8069 3 роки тому +8

    6:22 samba de amigo is not gonna be on the system

  • @americaerica6511
    @americaerica6511 5 років тому +4

    WAIT A DAMN SECOND 4:07 THAT CONTROLLER LOOKS ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE THE ONE YOU GET WHEN GETTING THE SEGA GENISIS FIRECORE CONSOLE MADE BY ATGAMES BUT WITHOUT INFRARED

    • @americaerica6511
      @americaerica6511 5 років тому +1

      WHY DO I HAVE A FEELING ATGAMES MADE THE CONTROLLER FOR SOULJABOY

  • @mainstreetsaint36
    @mainstreetsaint36 5 років тому +5

    That Galaga music at the end; nails on a chalkboard quality, sans any whimsy!

  • @superpan218
    @superpan218 5 років тому +6

    Samba De Amigo? Pepper Ann? Rurouni Kenshin? WHAT!? Even Kenshin himself is shocked to be in this game compilation.

    • @RetroGmx
      @RetroGmx Рік тому

      Kensi went nuts not from the fact that he got into the collection, but from the fact that a crow farts from the top

  • @cameronpeterson6734
    @cameronpeterson6734 5 років тому +5

    11:56 but look at #4! It's got "Galg"! I love that game!

  • @kujojotaro2461
    @kujojotaro2461 5 років тому +63

    This channel is really underrated. The quality is amazing!

    • @returnofbeaux
      @returnofbeaux 5 років тому +3

      I'm pretty sure this is a mainstream channel. It's he kind of overproduced thing that is a threat to authentic youtubers. I'm always curious about where the money comes from. He IS wearing a mickey mouse t shirt and he does look and sound like a whatchamacallit.

    • @pillowcasecorner7519
      @pillowcasecorner7519 Рік тому

      @@returnofbeaux I know what you're getting at, but I think they're authentic and actually have quality content. If not, they're doing a good job at posing. It's not their fault the surrounding gaming community is cringe.

  • @emred4653
    @emred4653 Рік тому +3

    Oh my god. I had that cd at 6:20. It wasnt a cd though, it was gaming cartridge. Im filled with so much nostalgia from seeing it. Thank you

  • @Gellarfan666
    @Gellarfan666 5 років тому +5

    0:43 That Soulja Simpsons phone case. And the knockoff AirPods. Ridiculous.

  • @thedonjavon-23
    @thedonjavon-23 5 років тому +25

    The moment I saw this vid I started laughing

  • @jeanlain9442
    @jeanlain9442 5 років тому +6

    5:30 the disk says not for sale😂

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel
    @justanotheryoutubechannel 5 років тому +4

    Dear god, this is so terrible! I have a soft-spot for most early 2000’s DVD Players, as I know how incredible it was when I was a kid to have the ability to watch films and videos on the go. But no, this is honestly embarrassing. The audio is horrific, and the controller is awful! Why was this made!?
    They couldn’t even put 300 games on! It’s not like it’s hard, you could easily fit 300 NES games on a CD!

  • @Yapmanpac
    @Yapmanpac 4 роки тому +6

    I must acquire
    Big Momma's House on EVD

  • @MrDrokkul
    @MrDrokkul 5 років тому +2

    Not only did they waste space by putting Hogan's Alley on there they wasted money by making a controller with 4 buttons for NES & Famicom games. Given the quality thats .000000002 cents they'll never get back.

    • @zyzzy-ko4ww
      @zyzzy-ko4ww 5 років тому

      How to make a controller with 4 buttons for NES games: A, B, Turbo A, Turbo B

  • @bigboomer1013
    @bigboomer1013 4 роки тому +5

    When I heard galagas theme at the end, my heart broke. How can they do this or let alone let it happen to my galaga!?

  • @zyzzy-ko4ww
    @zyzzy-ko4ww 4 роки тому +4

    2:24 LOL a Cool Baby 1 AND a Cool Baby 2 in the same wastebasket!

  • @oliviapolychronopolis4150
    @oliviapolychronopolis4150 5 років тому +7

    People in the comments saying Soulja boy's in jail, googled it to see whats up and he got out like 2 weeks ago due to "good behavior" and "overcrowding". So part 4 should be coming any moment now.
    Also I clearly must be misunderstanding something because I guess kidnapping accusations against him were just lowkey dropped? Haha what?

    • @EarlFaulk
      @EarlFaulk 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah COVID has really screwed the police over. They have told shopowners here in Akron not to bother calling if someone shoplifts. They cant arrest them because they will be let go. God forbid some criminal POS dies

  • @poisonempress
    @poisonempress Рік тому +2

    the controller looks like one of those fidget gadgets that you find in the dollar store

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios 5 років тому +8

    souljagame leads to the official 3DS page.
    Don't toy with Nintendo!

  • @RockMongler
    @RockMongler 5 років тому +8

    While a DVD player might be more powerful than an NES, Its not the right kind of power for running NES stuff. Clearly. I'm surprised something like that works at all.

    • @bachhongoc6461
      @bachhongoc6461 5 років тому +3

      It used to work great back in the day when VCD and DVD were a norm, the company who made this EVD system must be saving cost and downgrade the system 🤔

  • @reesesollars1553
    @reesesollars1553 3 роки тому +3

    We all thought this will be the last Soulja Boy video but now there might be one on the pow kitty rip off handheld he is trying to sell now.

  • @BirchMonkey857
    @BirchMonkey857 8 місяців тому +1

    we fight for consoles in a forgotten place
    without a lawsuit, the Soulja knows no disgrace

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel
    @justanotheryoutubechannel 4 роки тому +4

    I don’t know why it’s so weirdly fascinating that it plays Famicom/NES games off of a CD.

  • @Nilon241
    @Nilon241 4 роки тому +5

    8:02
    *CONDIMENT GODS HAVE MERCY ON MY SOULLLLLLLLLLLLLL!*

  • @davidleeashkenazi8992
    @davidleeashkenazi8992 5 років тому +7

    12:00 haha Mario's stoned af

  • @Heptad
    @Heptad 4 роки тому +8

    "nuts milk" on the menu lol

  • @grandmoffpuppeteer
    @grandmoffpuppeteer 3 роки тому +8

    I'm waiting for part 4 now, given yesterday's news! 😁

  • @zelectrode3337
    @zelectrode3337 5 років тому +17

    6:39 Rerez: Every time you go to another page, you'll see stolen artwork from some video game, cartoon, or anime.
    Me: 6:45 *ORO?!?*

  • @HappyCreativeStuff
    @HappyCreativeStuff 5 років тому +1

    I bought a DVD player that looked EXACTLY like the Soulja one you showed, for the screen alone to use as an external camera monitor.
    The games are exactly as horrible to play as this version you have. If not worse.

    • @jezzaboi2168
      @jezzaboi2168 5 років тому +2

      Was it like an old mid to early 2000s one by chance? I used to have one that look super simular to that (made by vivo) and the controller Legit fell apart in my hands.

    • @HappyCreativeStuff
      @HappyCreativeStuff 5 років тому +1

      @@jezzaboi2168 I think I bought mine around 2013. I still have it in the cupboard.

  • @carlodidonna1478
    @carlodidonna1478 5 років тому +21

    my God, that is atrocious beyond atrocious...
    this makes me ever that much more glad i was never a Soulja Boy fan

  • @rachelzhou1590
    @rachelzhou1590 5 років тому +1

    These feel like those Plug and Play games JonTron used to cover, only even crappier.

  • @noopthenoop
    @noopthenoop 5 років тому +3

    i really love how passionate you are and how we can be frustrated and disgusted together

  • @togglefire3537
    @togglefire3537 4 роки тому +1

    Oh my God that end credit where the galaga theme played almost made my brain explode. Do not listen to that with earbuds in at full volume.

  • @neurobioboy
    @neurobioboy 5 років тому +4

    At some point I think SouljaBoy just love this channel and his goal with his ripoff systems is to provide material to Rerez.

  • @beautystitches2342
    @beautystitches2342 11 місяців тому +1

    I was curious and did research on BuBu ChaCha. The synopsis on IMDB literally reads: "A young boy's dog is run over, but is reincarnated into a toy car." So...fun fact, I guess.

  • @d11ita
    @d11ita 5 років тому +26

    "SouljaBoy seal of quality" 😄👏🏻 It's the best review.