Harry Potter From Voldemort's Perspective Is Hilarious
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Harry Potter is a story that has so far stood the test of time, despite some peoples hell bent attempt and alienating an audience, but what happens when you take a look at the story through the lens of Voldemort? Well it's quite hilarious.
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I knew i did the right thing subscribing to this channel.
I don't even know what i would like to see next on this series. The Baron from Dune? Maybe that's too dark.
Right now what's in the works is:
Grasshopper from Puss in boots
Halloween special
Voldemort Part II
Subject to change, but there will be a halloween special released on Halloween
Oh and ATLA From the perspective of the Ember Island Players
@@Nomsynhoso looking forward to all of those! Especially the Ember island players that will totally be comic gold. Really love these perspective videos.
Darth Vader
@@Nomsynho Nice video - also funny.
LOTR one was even better.
Also, what music did you use, in the background?
It is also a fact that Fred and George throw snowballs on the back of Quirrel's head in the book 😂 Basically Voldemort is there taking snowballs right on the face from the twins
I'm surprised he didn't suffocate under there
A good case of second hand embarrassment and how the dark Lord has fallen
no wonder one of them got killed
Lmao if the back of the turban got wet it must have felt like being water boarded
Huh, I never put that together!
If you're ever so inclined, I'd love to see this with pokémon villains. Because the absurdity those guys deal with is... brilliant
GENIUS idea lmao, I didn't even think of video game villains! Theres so many good ones!
(Ganon from Ocarina of time could also be funny, seeing a kid spy on you with the princess and then Time-Shenanigans-Start™
Yesss both ideas r amazing lol
giovanni has my sincere condolences
By now almost a dozen different criminal organizations have been brought down or reformed by small children xD no wonder they’ve all become more like that one mean group of kids at school xD
Not very familiar with Pokemon, but from what ive seen, that would be bloody hilarious.....
The different Horcruxes being voices in his head was a hilarious touch, well done
I feel like it helps explain some of Voldemort's insanity
Order of the Phoenix is hilarious from Voldemort's perspective. Voldemort and the year I couldn't even steal a goddamn snowglobe.
Voldemort and the year he couldn't kill a baby
Voldemort and the year he couldn't steal a Stone
Voldemort and the year his diary got leaked
Voldemort and the year he couldn't be bothered to show up
Voldemort and the year he lost his nose
Voldemort and the year he couldn't steal a goddamn snowglobe
Voldemort and the year he bullied a mum into bullying her son's teacher into bullying her son into killing his teacher
Voldemort and the year he played a scavenger hunt Part 1
Voldemort and the year he played a scavenger hunt part 2
i think movie 4 would be better like "Voldemort and the year he and grown dark wizards couldn't kill a teenager" @@michaelfryers1914
@@michaelfryers1914
On Draco: and it didn’t even work! Snape had to kill Dumbledore!
" Wait? This whole plan was just to make him touch a port key?
He was posed as the teacher. Just give Potter detention one day, then tell him to touch the port key.
This plan is a thousand times more complicated than it needs to be."
Portkey a random small object, toss it to him in the hallway and yell “catch!”
I always assumed that port keys normally don't work inside Hogwarts, but that particular ward is temporarily disabled during the triwizard tournament. So they kinda had to hinge the plan on the longshot chance of Harry winning because that was their only short window of time to port key him out of the school.
@@AlteredNova04 "Class, we're going on a field trip"
@@AlteredNova04”Potter, I need you to pick up something for me in hogsmead for me”
Yeah in the books it's specified that portkeys don't work con hogwarts unless explicitly allowed by Dumbledore. Moody (Barty Crouch Jr) only had access to the trophy ALONE, giving him enough to redirect it's target location, but he trophy was carefully guarded otherwise.
Al this is too long to explain forma the movie, thus making it look "more convoluted than it needs to be"
"My Lord, your feelings regarding muggles and mudbloods are clear to all, but may I present to you a creation of theirs. They call it a "gun" and it has proved most effective."
Try parrying this with love
An army of Harry Potter wizards would be the least intimidating wizard army possible. Their most powerful tool is a slow, brightly glowing projectile that simply kills upon impact and must be yelled out loud each time to cast.
The weakest weapons commonly used by muggles today painfully kills or cripples instantly, travels faster than sound, requires little training and are mass produced in millions.
Truly terrifying are the "heavy" weapons such as artillery pieces (artillery shells have a deadly radius of about a hundred yards), impenetrable armored vehicles, white phosphorus, fighter jets which can rain down bombs, and a little thing known as "nuclear ICBMs"
Even worse, if they use a shield spell, then you get another "wand" the size of a broomstick that has a minimum fire rate of 12 of these deadly "spells" per second if not much higher. That army is going down like straw.
Watch him instantly break the golden rule of gun safety, point it at himself, and while figuring out how it works, accidentally disembody himself again, in front of everyone
@@UNSCPILOTgod forbid the poor death eater that has to teach Voldemort basic trigger safety/discipline.
I'm interpreting your lack of mentioning Barty Crouch Jr. as Voldemort literally just completely forgetting he exists and assuming everything he did was actually Wormtail instead.
Please do
@@Nomsynho Wtf unsubscribed.
@@NomsynhoThat is David Tennant Slander
To be fair, one is a recurring villain, and the other only exists for the plot twist in one book.
Then again, the exact same thing could be said of Quirrell couldn't it.
"the syphilis stone"
Don't threaten me with a good time!
GD😂
2:39 I loved the "barely an inconvenience" reference 😂😂
OH SNAP! HE'S A RYAN GEORGE DUDE! AMEN!
Ayyyyyyyyyy
Finding out youtubers you like are into other youtubers you like is TIGHT!
@@Ameliabones687 Ye ye ye ye.
wow wow wow
Great video, brilliantly executed. I'm kinda sad you didn't mention Barty Crouch Jr cause he actually set up the whole thing in the Goblet of Fire and pretended to be Mad-Eye Moody. He was the only other competent Death Eater you could have mentioned. Still love this though.
I was kinda trying to land the joke that Voldemort had very little knowledge of the plan whatsoever and just took all the credit regardless, but yeah, you're right I could've mentioned him at some point because now I worry people aren't going to understand the intention
@@Nomsynho Now that you say it, yeah, I get what you were going for
@@Nomsynhothat makes it even funnier!
I would hope people understand cause the vid is named frm Voldemort Perspective so wht he possibly believed & possibly felt frm his POV 😅
@Nomsynho i came here to mention the mix-up between Wormtail and Barty Crouch because i didn't realize it was part of the joke. It makes a lot more sense with the context of your reply. Maybe you should flash a bit of text across the screen to make it more clear that's the point of the omission
We need a part 2! "Sir, the Longbottom boy you ignored just killed Nagini, which makes you mortal..."
I'm now picturing Voldemort is a beach chair under an umbrella while he contemplates his life choices. LOL
"Ma'am, that's a newborn, you can make another one in under a year, fairly low investment if you ask me. Sorry not sorry about your husband though, but to be fair that's another favor I'm doing to you, he was so weak I eliminated him in under 5 seconds, he wasn't man enough to protect you. Do you really want to raise the child of a weakling? Yeah, thought so. See, now everyone is happy! 😂Well, some more than others, but hey, c'est la vie."
If Voldemort were truly a powerful wizard, he should've been able to use a spell to knock her out or teleport her out of the way. Instead, green light go brrr. Only spell he seems to know
@@JustSomeGuyLassjust like another prodigy wizard that only knows one spell. Red light go brrrrr.
@@AfroManny15expelliarmus disarms and incapacitates. Imagine bringing a gun to kill someone who only fights with a can of pepper spray and still lose.
@@applejackx97 "I fear not the man who has practiced a thousand kicks, but the man who has practiced one kick a thousand times."
@JustSomeGuyLass His arrogance is always the downfall of all of his plans.
He could have used anything, but deemed them unworthy of creativity so green light go brrr.
10:30 The exact charm is "you can't have the stone if you want to use it" - and quirrel clearly wanted to use it in order to ressurect you - but yknow, voldemort never found out that detail...
I think it was more along the lines of "I want to use the stone to get this sick bastard out of my head."
"I'm going to touch you now Harry Potter!"
😨
I would say that this would get Voldy arrested, but the whole murder spree thing would probably get him life without parole before this even happened
I am pretty sure Rowling didn't know what are Albania and Bulgaria like when she included these countries in the story
Well, all these Albanians flood the country claiming to be refugees, you'd think the place would be dark and depressing.
Voldemort’s definitely got taste 😂😂😂
I mean if it was real and big Voldy went to Albania, he would coming back to get harry using magic. He would come back with THE STRAP😂😂
Probabily not but what might have influced her choice is the albanian civil war
I think the issue was that she was focusing on English mythology, stereotypes, and prejudices.
Historically, the Brits were often more interested in their own opinions than the truth.
The only case of someone losing a fight against a baby.
What about when Maggie SImpson shot Mr Burns?
id destroy my own horcruxes if that happened
Hercules absolutely wrecked anything in his way as a baby too
In Yoshi's Island Baby Mario destroys minions with a powerstar.
0:34 Bro used the m word 😮
CANCELLED 😮
Avada Kedavra
Its mugga to you
Honestly, I think Quirrill couldn't get the stone because He who must not be named wanted it. At that point in time they where sharing a body, so the mirror might have seen them as one being. The charm would only Yeld the stone to someone who wanted to find it, but not use it.
Well, I guess he did in fact wanted to use it. He needed to create an elixir that would give Voldemort a real body using the stone.
I'm pretty sure he says that he sees himself presenting it to his master. So he didn't want to find it, he wanted to give it to voldemort, same logic as wanting to use it.
@@reddragonminecraftmodsandm4366 I guess using it as a gift to game favour with someone counts as using it. That makes sense.
@@jessicascoullar3737 or just the fact he wanted the stone so that it could be used was enough. Harry wanted it only to protect it
It's because he wanted anything more than just to find the stone, giving it to Voldemort, wanting to use it to resurrect him, whatever.
The mirror will only give up the stone to one who wants it but won't USE it.
Also it's definitley Philosiphers stone for anyone wondering, it's based on a real mythical alchemical stone that could turn any metal into silver or gold and produce the 'Elixir of Life' granting one immortality and it has healing properties.
I just love the "sneaky" joke about Dumbledore CALMLY asking Harry about Goblet of Fire 😂
you could do mcu thanos at one point.
dude had no idea who most of the people trying to stop him were, succeeds, dies.
other timeline thanos comes along due to time travel, knows his other self succeeded, loses and dies
at one point the thanos who succeeded killed wanda's boyfriend which she attacks him for, and he straight up just tells her "I dont know who you are." Imagine not knowing anything about these people
I think just Endgame Thanos is a better cover than IW Thanos just because of that line
@@Nomsynho true
Who tf are you people? Why is everyone acting like i know a damn thing! Stop crying woman, he's literally a robot.
I'd love to see one of these for Frieza or something. Of all the DB villains, he's the one with the most experience with weird ass occurrences.
I mean, I think Team Four Star did that perfectly with his reactions to Goku.
@@thebeavpercabethftw9604 True, but they only did the Namek saga. What about ToP and Broly? Those were two sagas where Frieza was constantly like “What in the fresh hell is going on?”
14:06- I think it's different actually. In all its centuries there, the basilisk only attacked people when Riddle/Voldemort made it, so it was probably there to protect the school as Salazar's contribution. Godrick gave a sword, Rowena gave a diadem, and Helga gave a cup. It makes sense that Salazar would give a gift only he could, and regardless of how he might have changed later, the basilisk was likely put there and trained from the beginning, just like the other three's gifts weren't something they just made at the end of their lives.
Given the time frames that the books showed to us it is true that the basilisk didn't attack any students or teachers and the number of corpses in the sewers really point to it being a passive defense for the school but the books also hint if i remember correctly to Salazar being very pure blood set for the wizarding world. Also if the basilisk was a passive defense than what was the point of the Chamber of Secrets?
The big problem is that the chamber responded only to parseltongue, a magical ability seemingly passed through bloodline, and that said basilisk was under complete control of said parseltongue users. It also is up for speculation on how much info there was lying around about the chamber before Tom Riddle opened it well he went to school.
@@andy9476 It living in the chamber where nobody could accidentally look in its eyes made sense. As did the chamber being secret, because if it wasn't there'd be deaths every year from exploring students that were curious.
As for Salazar: he did always prefer pure bloods, and told the other 3 that he would almost exclusively take them (with exceptions like Tom and Snape) for his house, but in the beginning he was seemingly loyal to his friends and the four of them's idea for the school.
@@marmyeater Not going to lie I was kinda thinking a long the lines of the chamber being a magic seal to help extend the basilisks lifespan, mostly along the lines of his kin using the basilisk to kill the non pure blood students, but the number of bodies kinda deny that being the case for the most part.
On another note I am now curious on how accessible the plumbing and sewage system is outside of the chamber entrance.
Also I understand and agree that Salazar wanted the school. He would of been more than a little crazy if he didn't want to make training wizards and witches easier. Bonus, they would also be able to meet others more easily making marriage easier.
By the time of Tom and Snape the Sorting Hat was the main way to get into a house. Which was based on personality and will of the students themselves. Granted how many knew they more or less had a say was probably a very small fraction of students. To get into Slytherin it just needed to judge you as being more sly/cunning, and maybe wanting power, so by Harry's school years there were probably more than a few non pure in Slytherin.
Edit: kinda fun conversation
@@andy9476 Same, this was fun!
@@andy9476 think most magical beasts have absurdly long lifespans. some through different methods. the phoenix is literally immortal. the basalisk might just have an infinite lifespan and the more it eats the bigger it grows. jormangander might be real and is just an alternate version of a basalisk. no one has seen it cuz it might be in a different dimension. i mean if the wizards which are pretty trash can make pocket dimensions whos to say that someone from like 600 years ago during nicklous flamel's time or further back didn't make a planet sized one for the norse snek. also salazar might have just had the basalisk be there if any of his descendants wanted a sneky boi as a pet.
After killing both Potter parents, he should have just snapped the babys neck or something instead of using a curse.
Right? I'd feel silly spamming the same spell over and over again. A melee kill would really mix things up.
in one of the scenes he straight up starts beat harry lol why bother with magic throw that mf out of a window
@@paulraines9635It wouldn't, voldemort would be dusted like quirrell was in the end of sorcerer's stone. He can't physically touch him nor magically harm him. I doubt anything there's voldemort can do to kill harry there. Even a bullet to the head might melt or get rebounded.
Voldemort hates Muggles and Muggleborns. Why would he use a Muggle method of killing? That would be out of character.
@piotrnowak8725 Okay, but the spell spam thing is genuinely a good point. Why wouldn't he mix it up and just.. Set it on fire with a spell, or something? Would also hide the crime committed pretty easily, and even if it gets reflected, I doubt a baby Harry Potter can plot armor his way out of being set on fire from a lingering spark of flame.
quirrel saw himself giving the stone to voldemort IIRC, using the stone to get praise from someone else also counts as using the stone.
I had trouble taking Lord Voldemort seriously when I realized he had gone toe-to-toe with an infant, and lost.
I love the comedic parts, how You make them villains feel more than just a plot device or the goal
All I know about Albania was that early Simpsons episode, Mother Teresa, and the Balkan Wars. As far as I was concerned, Rowling picked it because it sounded like a good far-away-but-not-TOO-far place from a British perspective. Like an American picking a random Latin American country to have a character flee to for hiding.
Syphilis Stone, brilliant
After my ATLA video I realised I need to appease to Americans while also maintaining my English heritage so you better believe the ATLA video will be called "Avatar The Legend Of The Last Aangbender" just so nobody is happy 😁
I had a theory that the reason the port key was two way was because Voldemort didn't want to reveal his revival to the world yet and needed more time to prepare. So he was planning to send one of his minions back polyjuiced into Harry to buy time.
For Tom Riddles Diary, its interesting that just before you went over it you mentioned Lucian, because he literally gives it to Ginny as part of his plan. Im guessing Voldemort wasnt in on that plan either.
ijs if i were a magic super villain with a split soul i wouldn't give one of my horcruxes to an edgy teenage girl in a school full of my ops
Correct, Lucius giving the diary to Ginny is not part of Voldemort's plan. Lucius doesn't even know Voldemort is still around at that point.
He doesn't know the diary is a horcrux.
Always assumed the obstacles in the first book were for harry to train him up sneakily. Since only the mirror was realistically an impediment to an adult wizard.
I subscribed this very hour haha!! Love these videos, genuinely funny in the "how is everything going WRONG" kind of way
The 'Horcruxes being voices in his head' is actually refuted in the lore by the fact that Voldemort doesn't know that horcruxes have been destroyed. If they were voices in his head, he would've known.
What if he thought they were just pouting?
2:39 HEY HEY, I GOT THAT REFERENCE, getting a reference is, TIGHT.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
Finding Ryan George fans in a Nomsy comment section is TIGHT, I decided.
Wow now ur just like every obnoxious twat who spams reaction gifs on discord and other media because references are TOIIIGHT. The office gif? The whole squad is ROLLING bro...
That’s a quote from that one guy that does that one thing.
If someone came to me and said, "I AM THE DARK LORD" and they went full send, I'd probably be their friend because Lord knows they need one
Meh. He was arguably the most popular student in his house. Strikingly handsome and popular after school too. He could have had 500 friends, he just didn't want any.
I love the idea Quirrell was gonna backstab Voldemort and take the stone for him self, what a gangster
I know I said it in the previous video but the idea of seeing the comedic tragedy from the villains side is genious
I'd like to see this idea from Frieza's side from Saiyan Saga etc.
Honestly man I'm trying to stick to western media out of respect for Mugiwara No Goofy
@@Nomsynho Wait i'm confused, because i didn't even realise which channel this video was uploaded to, why's he stopping you from putting it out based on respect? Wouldn't it be better to just both make good content that you enjoy and if anything do something together sometime?
Could you maybe do a POV for Disney's animated villains @@Nomsynho
Or try to explain your grand masterplan in Bleach as Aizen
Hmmm it's possible, I do like Disney animated villains, we'll see, there's a comment somewhere with my current plans
it was Barty Crouch Junior cosplaying as Moody, not Wormtail. also, the books sort of imply that the ministry has something of a control over portkeys so maybe thats the plot excuse for it not having a change of destination but just a middle one. don't know, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
Do you think quarrel ever got soap in voldys eyes wile washing his head 😂😂
oh god they had to take showers together XD
His eyes are different... the whites of his eyes are blood red and his pupils are narrow slits
The obstacles in the first book isn't actually for quirrel's benefit. It was specifically designed for the golden trio. Voldemort couldn't have gotten the stone from the mirror even without any of those obstacles around. Dumbledore just knew that the golden trio would definitely try and stop whoever they think is trying to steal the stone and basically just set up a practice course for real future obstacles.
Unironically; Neville Longbottom is my favorite
He is arguably) the chosen one
Without him the Dark Lord would not fall
Harry and Neville are; Shrodingers Chosen One 😅
just now i realized voldemort is a litch
That is correct
Yup, he basically created multiple phylacteries. Then again, liches are usually pretty powerful, and the dude can't even win again one highschool.
18:08 I was wondering why you made a few mistakes, Barty Crouch jr. used the polyjuice potion, not Peter Pettigrew but I can see how you can make that mistake if you’re not a potterhead tbh
and the obstacles in the final section of Philosopher's Stone were setup by the various professors, not exclusively Dumbledore
@@sirgoreth9176 this is supposed to be from Voldemorts perspective, I wouldn’t be surprised if he discounts the efforts of the other professors just because he’s voldemort
Yea i suspected as much. Voldys too complex of a character to present his POV just like that. You gotta be an unbiased book reader pothead. This aint Bambi
I like the hallucination lore. It seems very appropriate.
In the books Dumbledore explains that, in terms of the mirror, someone who wanted to find the stone for Voldemort would just see themselves giving it to Voldemort. Only someone who wanted to find it but not do anything with it would actually see themselves finding it in its hiding place (the mirror) since the action of finding it itself is what they want. If they wanted to do anything with it at all they'd just see themselves doing whatever they wanted to do with the stone instead.
That hard boiled egg feeling is elite.
Imagine if the dark wizards in Harry potter followed the same rule of 2 and had the same politics as sith lords.
I just imagine someone way more powerful than voldemort would've come up through the ranks
I was literally thinking of asking you to do this! Can you do darts Vader next! Also, new series idea, you make counter videos to these talking about what you would do in these villains positions to make the best of an incompetent villain organization.
Honestly if I get a lot of views with these videos I'm going to try and do like a pseudo gameshow of the villains competing in something like a "countdown" style, with them being paired up and fighting amongst each other, something like that
@@Nomsynho lol the idea of the villains roasting and clowning each other for their failures would be hilarious. I can already see Darth Vader being sick of the nonsense and trying to choke everyone at least once XD
So at 5:00 when you’re questioning why she chose albania, I believe the general interpretation of “albania” is scotland. Because historically there have been times where scotland has been referred to as albania & scotland is very near england. Also why bertha jorkins would go to albania of all places is very weird. Also I dont doubt Rowling knew this, she was a substitute teacher in Edinburgh before writing. Hogwarts was designed after a different private school in edinburgh, it seems like she just wanted set a lot of stuff in scotland. Also I believe he was going to “albania” to maybe locate the Diadem of Ravenclaw while he is in his mist form, and the grey Lady said she left it in Albania, which is more fitting for the time that the grey lady was alive.Thats my interpretation of “Albania”, I could be wrong. But Scotland still has breathtaking landscape.
True, the Celtic words for Scotland were all derived from Albion - Scottish Celtic was Alba. Later on, The Roman translation was Albania.
No, Albania in the series refers to the country of Albania, not Scotland.
At least Sauron’s minions were somewhat competent, all Voldy’s minions got going for them is their drip...
Lucius Malfoy definitely over-compensates with his choice of garb and his metallic snake cane wand thing. Voldy probably flinches when he sees that.
But Voldy himself seems to get fashion advice from Emperor Palpatine
You came up in my recommended 2 days ago for the ozai video, today for this one. Definitely subbing
Syphilis stone lol.
“This is not Harry Potter lore, I just added it because I thought it’d be fun” is basically how JK has handled the IP since the novels
It's honestly astonishing how absolutely garbage basically everything she's had a hand in outside the HP novels is atrocious.
It's almost suspect.
I did rather enjoy this. Despite the inconsistences and blah blah, not really going to knock you for that. This was spectacular, the banter, the humor. I really, really enjoyed it. Though, if he can hear the voices of his horcruxes well then... *side-long glance at Harry, cough* Anyway, well, done very humorous and entertaining! I really enjoyed it! I'd really love to see the bad guys perspective in stories like these. Like Sephiroth's story from beginning to end from his perspective. Same for Vold, and certainly for Snape. Even Dumbledore's you could easily get so much out of these stories without even really changing anything.
So I didn't include Harry because I want the Horcrux's to be a sort of mental illness, this way I get the banter of the Horcrux without having to violate the fact Voldie didn't find out about the diary until much later on.
As for inconsistencies, I have part 2 all laid out, and that'll address some of those for some people, if they come back for it
Would love to see the Emperor in Star Wars.
Create most powerful empire in any recent history. Lose to a bunch of guys who have nothing better to do (and want to bring back ""democracy""), cause your people can't, even with everything at stake, deside who should be the boss. And keep killing eachother, even when aliens from literally different galaxy are about to wipe their galaxy clean.
it's so hard to find competent evil minions these days
How does voldemort keep getting foiled by a kid? Because he's Harry freaking Potter!
It's like a hard rule in the wizarding world that nothing significant can happen during the school year unless it's May.
Lily Potter: “Call an ambulance...but not for my son” 🔫
Nice Ryan George reference 😂😂😂 - Super easy, barely an inconvenience! 2:39
I want this animated so badly lol
2:40, Pitch Meeting references are tight
1:37 can we ackowledge thatfor all intents and purposes Voldemort is basically just a Lich
"Powerful wizard that went out of their way to perform a dar ritual inorder to gain immortality while maintaining their free will and mental acuity + his soul is bound to a select item that makes him impossible ot kill permanently."
That was obvious. The horcrux is judt a phylactery.
I can help but think Voldemort took on the chess match
the last week ive had nothing but banger recommendations from yt for smaller channels, subbed to 9 different ones, but yours is easily my favorite so far
I always assumed Quirrel thought they’d share the elixir of life but obviously Voldemort would have no intention of doing that
Every time i see this movie i am reminded that harry killed a man with his bare hands
lolfr. Imagine if you touched someone and they disintegrated. Get this boy some therapy.
Harry pothead an the syphilis stone. I'd watch that.
What if those "minions" that report to Voldemort were actually his well-placed horcruxes, Harrys scar would report on Harry, The Diadem can report on Hogwarts, and yadda yadda (I mean if you are gonna play with the canon might as well go wild)
Well the idea was that he hallucinated the horcruxes but not the Harry one, because he didn't intend to create it, and on the second part I can turn that into a joke that Harry was a horcrux that possessed him in his body and not in his mind
@@Nomsynho Fair enough
@@Nomsynho Just say the piece in Harry's scar was too traumatized from being stuck with the boy and having to go through all the same stuff or too busy trying to keep it and the boy alive 😂
Qurriel couldn't get it because he wanted to get it and use it. Voldemort couldn't grab it because he wanted to get it and use it, and he didn't have hands. Qurriel was going to use it for voldemort, but since voldemort didn't have hands he couldn't do the spell or potion or whatever himself.
“howd you lose to an 11 year old boy simply touching you”
what i dont understand, if voldie promised snape not to kill Lily, why not iust stun her? he literally didnt have to kill her to get her out of his way, but then we wouldn't have a story i guess
He could have forced her away from the cot, but it seemed more prudent to finish them all ...
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - p.281 - Bloomsbury - Chapter 17, Bathilda's Secret
because he's evil?
Fake Moody couldve just turned a roll of toilet paper into the portkey and sneaked it into Harry's favorite toilet stall. You send Harry to the graveyard with his pants down, easy peasy. No need for him to win the tournament throughout a whole year.
Except that would have been noticed. They used the cup because it was already going to be a portkey, so it evades notice.
I'm just imagining now Lord V nodding along here and exclaiming, ''Yes, exactly!'' or tutting in disagreement every so often, stroking his snake (not an Intended euphemism) to this video to amuse myself.
I absolutely love this series. It’s such a fun thought experiment. Good on you mate!
In the books Voldemort uses magic to make himself look like a demon to scare his enemies. But when Voldemort dies his magic goes away and his face just looks like a normal human.
I cant recall that ever being mentioned. Only along the lines that in the end Tom Riddle looked pityable rather than like a normal human
Making Pitch Meeting references is TIGHT!
Tbh I figured the two way portkey was to make a grand entrance at hogwarts after killing Harry
2:20 both Frank and Alice Longbottom were aurors... sooooo
Literally my thoughts, it may have been a while since i last read hp, but while neville may have been a slight wuss in the earlier books his family is still among the most respected families in the wizzard world
@2:39 I see what you did there
Wormtail never cosplayed Moody. It was Barty Crouch Jr. Also, Voldemort didn't know that Snape loved Lily.
Wormtail got much more credit than he ever deserved
14:14
Wait, if Harry already destroyed the diary
Why is Riddle still here?
Shouldn't he have already vanished?
18:05
Wait, was Wormtail ever Moody? That was Barty Crouch Jr
2:20 Except the child might also be born at the end of september. The prophecy said "as the seventh month dies", and september means "seventh month".
I never understood why Moldevort didn't just zap Lily with a Stupefy, or a similar disabling spell. As far as we know, she was unarmed, and would not be able to defend herself.
6:00 Quirrel already was a Hogwarts teacher. He taught Muggle Studies before.
As far as minions go, Quirell was actually pretty good though. He did manage to break into Gringotts' and get back out. He managed to sneak a troll into Hogwarts without getting caught. He managed to catch unicorns. He got through all the trials.
The only reason he failed was because Harry was unexpectedly caustic.
10:23 There is another solution: Dumbledore lied. We have no _reliable_ source of information on how the Mirror works, and Dumbledore isn't exactly trustworthy. The Mirror could have been set to "Albus Wulfric Percival Dumbledore or his minion may retrieve the stone".
14:50 12 year old boy. He ages.
16:20 I think the whole Tri-Wizard thing was Voldy's plan. I think this because both Pettigrew and Crouch Jr. were actually smart.
18:05 It's Barty Crouch Jr. cosplaying as Alastor Moody. Pettigrew is babysitting Voldy Baby.
19:30 Don't forget about _flesh of the servant, willingly given._
19:55 13.5 years. Autumn 1981 to spring 1995.
"Why would the psychotic murderer not stun someone he could just kill? I don't understand!"
Or there's the basic solution that even if Quirrel wanted to give the stone to Voldemort, that doesn't mean he wasn't doing it to get something. That is, his fantasy would be him getting whatever he wanted, whereas Harry just wants the stone to stop voldemort getting it. He has no personal desire for it in any form.
@@seigeengine The issue is, he couldn't have _just_ been a psychotic murderer prior to his first death.
Voldy managed to acquire quite a lot of followers. Sure, some of them were mad, such as Bellatrix, but others, like Snape and Malfoy were sane.
Which implies Voldy was at least somewhat charismatic and smart.
Now, I don't think he cared about Snape's feelings. But he surely cared about the loyalty of his Death Eaters. And breaking your promises to your underlings doesn't inspire loyalty.
@@frantisekvrana3902 It is honestly stunning how dense y'all are.
Voldemort would never have done anything other than try to kill her. If he did, he'd be an entirely different character. I shouldn't need to explain this to you, it's so fundamental to who he is that you're basically advertising you know basically nothing about the series.
@@seigeengine I've read the main 7 book. Thus I know that Voldemort is capable of postponing his murders to a later date when the current circumstances would be inconvenient.
In book one, he makes 3 attempts at Harry's life.
1. At the Quidditch match, when he can make it look like Harry's broom malfunctioning.
2. In the Forbidden Forest, when he is masked and Harry has caught him feeding off a unicorn. He could kill Harry and Draco and nobody would know.
3. In the Mirror's chamber, when Harry confronts him. But only after he uses Harry to retrieve the Stone from the mirror.
If he was forced to try to kill his enemies as soon as possible, he'd just try to kill Harry at the opening ceremony. Or at the first DaDA lesson, if the ceremony seated them too far apart.
But he is smart enough to predict other people's reactions, even if he himself doesn't feel most emotions. Thus he knows that killing Harry immediately would be counterproductive. He would not get the Stone.
Similarly, he should have been smart enough to know, that if he goes around breaking promises to people who did him favours, he is going to anger his followers, and would lose them.
@@frantisekvrana3902 And you immediately prove you don't know anything by getting things wrong several times, all on the behalf of something irrelevant because you're attacking a strawman.
6:35 - alchemist’s stone would be a better shared name.
I greatly appreciate the Lucious bullying.
Loved the video, but for those who care to know, in The Goblet of Fire, I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure Voldemort could have gotten his new body with anybody's blood but he used Harry's so that Lily's love spell wouldn't kill Voldemort anymore, so he could touch and kill Harry.
Quoting pitch meetings is tight
You have the stone thing the wrong way around. If you *only* want the stone you'll get it. But if you want to *do something* with the stone that's what you'll see.
“These two gingers through a snowball at my face!”
Enjoyed that. Amazing work
Saruon next? Amazing small channel
Love the series! Subbed.
Also, giggled at the Pitch Meeting reference. Super easy; barely an inconvenience.
this is Voldermort slander, a lot of these was his own ideas, like the Triwizard cup and using harrys own blood was Voldemorts own idea and at that point Wormtail was taking care of him
Analysis and history tubers are always, at most, like 25% correct in what they are saying
Loool, after watching the whole video, i relised it was from you Nomsy xD what a swap from TfT, amazing content. Loved it
My man, glad to see you're still here
I need a part 2. This is great.
Rowling has demonstrated on multiple occasions that her knowledge of countries outside of her private Scottish castle probably comes solely from like, racist caricatures in tabloid papers or something. I'm surprised she'd even heard of Albania.
To be fair nonosemort wasn’t like that until his body restoration potion due to using nagnis venom, he was disfigured but before he attacked Harry but not as horrible ( chalky face red pupils)