Bill Maher - I'm Swiss (2005)

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  • @ferriveiro3101
    @ferriveiro3101 Рік тому +29

    I love Bill so much 😢 Seeing him from almost 20 years ago makes me feel so nostalgic.

  • @Allie8567
    @Allie8567 4 роки тому +46

    This is Bill’s best standup I’ve ever seen

  • @premiumhands
    @premiumhands 6 років тому +152

    Man oh man. This is from 2005. Watching it in 2018 has me going "Oh Bill, if you only knew ..."

    • @shahnulislam9897
      @shahnulislam9897 4 роки тому +7

      Hahaha

    • @fernandosimon5621
      @fernandosimon5621 2 роки тому +21

      2022: But wait! There's more!

    • @mauriceortiz8817
      @mauriceortiz8817 2 роки тому +12

      I said that when he was pining for a sun tanned president

    • @danieldib2286
      @danieldib2286 Рік тому +19

      I see your 2018 and raise you 2022

    • @MsThebeMoon
      @MsThebeMoon Рік тому +9

      I'm watching in 2023 thinking --- Bill needs to go back and watch this. He seems to be forgetting as of late.

  • @owen7185
    @owen7185 5 років тому +8

    My favourite comedian and speaker

  • @SuperBonedancer
    @SuperBonedancer Рік тому +3

    i am a fan of Bill Maher. He is one of the smartest comics of our time. Speaking of OUR time... In 2005 even Bill Maher had "Gay" jokes in his act. We have come along way folks!!

  • @aniljaiswal2090
    @aniljaiswal2090 Рік тому +5

    One of the best stand up on the whole Internet 👏🐐

  • @williamcortelyou4524
    @williamcortelyou4524 8 років тому +32

    You know what i like about Bill? He speaks so well. He is soo well spoken. Him and Chris Rock should run for 2020.

  • @mygrassisblue741
    @mygrassisblue741 9 років тому +18

    "Everyone talked about an Earnhardt curse as if these gentlemen were in the frozen yogurt industry and kept bursting into flames." Hahah gotta love Bill Maher.

  • @d801live
    @d801live Рік тому +4

    How enjoyable it is when a smart man guides your mind so masterfully !!!

  • @jacquelineiona1996
    @jacquelineiona1996 7 років тому +28

    excellent show Bill!! I agree with so much with what you say...and I am a Christian...I love ya ... excellent points!!!

  • @arwenundomiel6761
    @arwenundomiel6761 6 років тому +21

    So unbelievably witty and articulate! Much like Carlin. Love Bill Maher's perspective. We need more such outspoken and rational people sharing their point of view in such an entertaining fashion. Hits home each time!

    • @Vishna43
      @Vishna43 Рік тому

      Bill Maher is NOTHING like George Carlin. Bill is way too STUPID

  • @j1mhur5t
    @j1mhur5t Рік тому +4

    Bill has a certain power of enabling people through witty banter. He proves intellectually that people need honesty and do not need politics and religion. He has the respect of intelligent people. He is the voice of humanity!

  • @mysunnybird
    @mysunnybird 6 років тому +11

    Bill Maher is the Greatest !!! He must live FOREVER.

  • @WaynesWorld2859
    @WaynesWorld2859 5 років тому +25

    At every show, I love when the camera pans out over the audience because it reminds me that there are lots of people from all races and walks of life that believe in TRUTH in POLITICAL humor. It gives me hope.

    • @java4653
      @java4653 Рік тому

      Found the Bush & Trump supporter trying to avoid responsibility for their chaos & failures.

  • @babbisp1
    @babbisp1 9 років тому +168

    Bill Maher said "religion is arrogance disguised as humility" and this is so true. I've been called arrogant because i'm an atheist. Even though it's the other side that literally claims to talk to the creator of the universe, know his plan and being buddies with his son.

    • @ballz4kidz
      @ballz4kidz 7 років тому +17

      Perhaps you were called arrogant because you were being arrogant. I'm an atheist/agnostic, too, but I take a far more accommodationist approach to religion (which puts me at odds with many other atheists). I know plenty of religious people who are genuinely good people. They don't act sanctimonious and they never try to push their faith. They only try to live their lives according to their faith and, so long as you focus on the forgiveness and the helping of the needy, I see it as a net positive for society. If a soup kitchen is helping to feed those who can't feed themselves, what does it matter if it has a religious affiliation? The important thing is that they help people.. I don't think you have to be religious to do this, but so much of our charitable infrastructure is church based. Even if we atheists/agnostics see some of the specifics of the faith as silly, it's hard to argue with the positive results.

    • @alixchartrand
      @alixchartrand 7 років тому

      ballz4kidz b

    • @jacquelineiona1996
      @jacquelineiona1996 7 років тому +1

      ballz4kidz wow...one of the best comments I've seen in a while dear 👏👏👏👏👏

    • @damiengitt
      @damiengitt 7 років тому +12

      As Hitchen said religion as nothing to do with morales
      The fairest , most ethical country on earth (Denmark, Sweden, etc)
      Are the one with the highest nombre of atheist
      You don.t need religion to have great people
      You always need religion to get great people to do the most horrific things

    • @PhuckedUpPhilosophy
      @PhuckedUpPhilosophy 7 років тому +10

      what did he say to make you think he's arrogant? nothing he said was wrong.

  • @MrKritik77
    @MrKritik77 9 років тому +135

    Bill, Carlin would be proud of you. Great show!

  • @Thebamtino24
    @Thebamtino24 Рік тому +13

    All these years later, still the best comedy show ever! “ I love people of girth “🤣

    • @lestercross5123
      @lestercross5123 Рік тому

      Disagree. This is dogshit. The way he laughs thru his set is worse than that one dipshit SNL alumnus always looking at the camera
      He's great on his TV show tho.

  • @zenzombie72
    @zenzombie72 9 років тому +85

    America. He's not attacking you. He's helping you.

    • @fuckyoutube6258
      @fuckyoutube6258 7 років тому +2

      zenzombie72 he is helping American to be great again at 11:11 he said he wanted Trump lol.

  • @adriancrow1143
    @adriancrow1143 Рік тому +4

    I love you Bill Maher. You are the best.

  • @JosephNordenbrockartistraction
    @JosephNordenbrockartistraction 7 років тому +71

    I'm glad George Carlin was still around to see this.

    • @greenmachine6373
      @greenmachine6373 3 роки тому +1

      The difference is Carlin ripped on both parties

    • @jinjiyoshi5548
      @jinjiyoshi5548 5 місяців тому

      Did you miss the part where he rips into Clinton and LBJ?​@@greenmachine6373

    • @batissta44
      @batissta44 5 місяців тому

      @@greenmachine6373 bill rips on democrats nowadays.

    • @-solidsnake-
      @-solidsnake- 4 місяці тому

      @@batissta44bill has pretended to be a leftist for a long time. The first sign that he was a closet conservative was the way he cheerleaded the wars in the Middle East after 9/11

  • @y-unespynchonesky9708
    @y-unespynchonesky9708 3 роки тому +5

    I can't think of a better title to a stand up special that speaks volumes about the comedian.

  • @tikvahaham8919
    @tikvahaham8919 Рік тому +2

    This is so authentic it should be made in a panflet and distributed to all the American peopel

  • @hannahriley8728
    @hannahriley8728 7 років тому +31

    Just discovered this guy, I like him already!

  • @thefruitofaliens
    @thefruitofaliens 6 років тому +2

    This was a great fucking set, man. So many people get so hung up on Bill Maher being a “Liberal”, I think it gets sort of pushed aside what an amazing comedian he is.

  • @Relevus
    @Relevus 7 років тому +109

    He legit predicted Trump XD lol Perma Tan and Versacci Wife

    • @moviebad109
      @moviebad109 4 роки тому +2

      A fake tan isn't a tan. It's a coat of paint.

    • @fixit8492
      @fixit8492 3 роки тому

      @UCRX1x3hFf9_2JONcJjWGEVg Yup, it's called a car wax when it's in my Chevy, a make-up when it's on my wife and a wax-job of presidential proportions when I jerk off with hands still orange from devouring a bag of Cheetos.

    • @davidsherrill9121
      @davidsherrill9121 2 роки тому +1

      #TRUMP2024

  • @benfluke523
    @benfluke523 6 років тому +2

    WHY IS THIS STTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLL RELEVANT!?!?!?!

  • @ASkepticalHumanOnYouTube
    @ASkepticalHumanOnYouTube 9 років тому +25

    "It's like crazy-gluing your nostrils shut to quit cocaine"

    • @DavidStowers-o7k
      @DavidStowers-o7k 6 місяців тому

      That reminds me of a joke from the season two finale of GRIMM,
      "How do you help a guy quit drinking?"
      "Tear his arms off."

  • @kenbrohere
    @kenbrohere Рік тому +2

    It's 2023 and America is still standing.

  • @yakojjy
    @yakojjy 10 років тому +43

    "They hate us for our freedom" (In parrot voice) Gets me every time.

  • @rodrigobraz2
    @rodrigobraz2 6 років тому +11

    Bill was really inspired that night. Well done!

  • @dreamchaser888
    @dreamchaser888 Рік тому +13

    It's 2023. Omg. Bill you are right on target. You make me laugh 😃 and you are great. Love you.

    • @actownsend7288
      @actownsend7288 5 місяців тому

      The rap segment was the first stand up boy I ever saw from
      Bill Maher. And my father hated rap but loved 50s rock

  • @michaellundy14
    @michaellundy14 10 років тому +16

    Bill Maher, you are AWESOME!!!

  • @systembypassproductions1825
    @systembypassproductions1825 Рік тому +4

    No matter what political side you're on ya gotta respect Bill Maher as a comedian 😊

  • @drtalkboxsa9412
    @drtalkboxsa9412 9 років тому +45

    Bill is a legend. I like his style of comedy. A mixture of extremely intelligent and silly comedy, its like Chris Rock and Jamie Foxx in one.

  • @MonicaRodriguez-im1dx
    @MonicaRodriguez-im1dx 9 років тому +4

    You make so much sense!!!! And give me laugh therapy....

  • @stormwatcher59
    @stormwatcher59 9 років тому +25

    10 years ago, Bill ask "Why do we always have to be the stupid country?!"
    Now, I'd like to know, why does the stupidity become more and more as the years go by?? :-/

  • @CaliforniaGirl-qk5kq
    @CaliforniaGirl-qk5kq 5 років тому +1

    I'm watching it in 2019. Mayer is great!

  • @almartin4159
    @almartin4159 9 років тому +57

    Bill you are one funny dude. Brilliant.

    • @jmsfabrication7821
      @jmsfabrication7821 4 роки тому +1

      Funny? I could only make it through 10 minutes, and didn't laugh once. Does any of it get funny after that?

    • @lilithsmith1290
      @lilithsmith1290 Рік тому

      @@jmsfabrication7821 I am watching this April 4, 23 it is not funny, rather imbecilic. Amazing all this American sitting and laughing and cheering .maybe I am to old !

  • @woojtus
    @woojtus 8 років тому +12

    Hahaha ! Maybe it's only me but... I love how the guy in first row in greent t-shirt was looking at Bill like he hate every word that came out from his mouth and yet at the end under social pressure I assume he gave him stand ovation :D

  • @latinasrizadas1279
    @latinasrizadas1279 9 років тому +11

    LMAO I lost it when he started translating the rap songs.

  • @frequentlycynical642
    @frequentlycynical642 Рік тому +2

    Interesting to watch 18 years later.

  • @Allie8567
    @Allie8567 7 років тому +75

    It is almost 2018.... weird watching this 13 years later. This is 2005... all he's talking about is W Bush... now it's Trump. Bill was 49 here... now almost 62...... but I still find this funny all these years later

    • @Allie8567
      @Allie8567 7 років тому +5

      Gay marriage is now legal.....

    • @alysgrant6732
      @alysgrant6732 6 років тому +5

      Allison, and only worse with trump and his greedy cronies, that are trying to roll us back to the 1600's.

    • @ryancalhoun2910
      @ryancalhoun2910 2 роки тому

      Bush was way worse than Trump though

    • @MikeCarrick
      @MikeCarrick Рік тому

      @@ryancalhoun2910 Nonsense.
      He was impeached twice and thinks he can steal an election.
      Can’t wait to see him jailed.

    • @ryancalhoun2910
      @ryancalhoun2910 Рік тому

      @@MikeCarrick I agree that he is an evil man, but Bush launched an illegal war which cost the lives of millions of people, including completely innocent Iraqi civilians. He also ignored intelligence that said Bin Laden wanted to attack the U.S. using airplanes. Trump was horrible, but nothing he did compares to either of those two things.

  • @wz8881
    @wz8881 9 років тому +30

    Best part was when he translate Rap music into White, I never LOLed so hard.

  • @dujematosic4051
    @dujematosic4051 Рік тому +4

    Watched and loved every second of this, masterclass from Bill

  • @artescienze
    @artescienze Рік тому +6

    You are funny and I love your honesty Bill! Thank you!

  • @ADR-j9m
    @ADR-j9m Рік тому +1

    I wish i could press like more than once!!

  • @SelfReflective
    @SelfReflective 4 роки тому +48

    This is probably his best special. Every line is a punch line.

    • @Stella101
      @Stella101 Рік тому +1

      Yeah!

    • @entertainment326
      @entertainment326 Рік тому

      Really?
      Is it funny?
      Should I spend 1 hour here
      Asking honest review

    • @entertainment326
      @entertainment326 Рік тому

      I think you are saying sarcastically
      Bcz every line can't be punchline

    • @SelfReflective
      @SelfReflective Рік тому +1

      @@entertainment326 I made my point maladroitly, and I apologize. What I meant to say was that I found this special very funny.

  • @steelermia
    @steelermia Рік тому +3

    you can see he was feeling good during this special .. he's having a good time up there lol

  • @randyrysdale852
    @randyrysdale852 9 років тому +94

    bill maher is today's mark twain. he has more common sense than most and has fun with it

    • @harryrosson9499
      @harryrosson9499 6 років тому +4

      randy rysdale he really picked up where George Carlin left off.

    • @snate56
      @snate56 6 років тому +1

      @@whatshername3158
      I thought it was Injun Jim...

    • @snate56
      @snate56 6 років тому +1

      @Israël Âme
      Mark Twain didn't live today. Looking at his philosophy, if he were around today, he wouldn't be racist.

    • @Vishna43
      @Vishna43 Рік тому +1

      If you had ever read/studied Mark Twain, you would never have made that comparison.

    • @java4653
      @java4653 Рік тому +2

      Dude is nothing like Mark Twain. He mainstreamed RW insanity. He's an out of touch millionaire now yelling at teenagers. He failed in the long run.

  • @curtrice6060
    @curtrice6060 Рік тому +2

    I’m watching this 3 weeks before 2023. Wow ! Nothing has improved since 2005 !😢

  • @lizjohnson1979
    @lizjohnson1979 6 років тому +50

    I would vote for Maher in 2020..

  • @UseADamnCoaster
    @UseADamnCoaster Рік тому +2

    This is fucking hilarious even all these years later, especially watching it stoned lol

  • @ZachTheRantingGuy
    @ZachTheRantingGuy 9 років тому +13

    LOL Bill Maher is the man! :D

  • @redrockpaco
    @redrockpaco Рік тому +3

    Don’t you just yearn for days that Bill so eloquently describes here. I know I do. 😂

  • @DrJG9
    @DrJG9 9 років тому +8

    "They think you're hearing 'I'm a better person' but what I'm hearing is, you have a neurological disorder!"

  • @g29er
    @g29er 11 років тому +6

    Bill Maher for President

  • @deathitself100
    @deathitself100 5 років тому +3

    holly shit, i didnt realise that this came out in 05, the jokes still apply today.

  • @HFFCANADA
    @HFFCANADA 22 дні тому +1

    I've watched this soooo many times and it's where i send people that say "bill is just a hack political guy pretending to be a comedian"
    This was such a good set you can't even argue hes not good

  • @Drummer1570
    @Drummer1570 3 роки тому +18

    That rap translation was brilliantly funny.. Everything in between also XD

  • @MrJventura111982
    @MrJventura111982 5 років тому +7

    I would love to see a new stand up. Huge fan!!

  • @Allie8567
    @Allie8567 4 роки тому +5

    Watching this again in 2020

    • @Allie8567
      @Allie8567 4 роки тому +1

      15 years later still relevant

  • @EeroHaapala69
    @EeroHaapala69 Рік тому +2

    Not as much of a fan of Bill nowadays but there’s no denying back then he was one of the few voices of reason before the social media age.

  • @madelinelaake7130
    @madelinelaake7130 10 років тому +23

    bill maher is a gem

  • @bailey51115
    @bailey51115 4 місяці тому

    This is one of Bill’s finest performance

  • @elleryhamann2073
    @elleryhamann2073 8 років тому +9

    Omg that family in the front row sitting there not clapping with sour faces for the whole second half. :O

  • @rickstanley2707
    @rickstanley2707 9 років тому +31

    Bill Maher for President.

  • @Allie8567
    @Allie8567 4 роки тому +6

    It’s morning in America..... but I’m not a morning person LOL

  • @pomicultorul
    @pomicultorul Рік тому +1

    thank you for your effort my friend!

  • @pop5678eye
    @pop5678eye 6 років тому +118

    And ironically he predicted we will have a tan president with expensive suits and a model wife...

    • @Jaialai828
      @Jaialai828 Рік тому +6

      Ya ,
      moral of the story, be careful what you wish for !

    • @lilamayoral1031
      @lilamayoral1031 Рік тому +1

      Well looks like our first Woman president is going to be a transgender... 😂

    • @lilamayoral1031
      @lilamayoral1031 Рік тому

      @@Jaialai828 😂😂😂 that's right! Biden is president 😂😂😂😂 you just never know the limits of craziness

    • @robertschumann7737
      @robertschumann7737 Рік тому

      ​@@lilamayoral1031 You guys just need to stop. Trump made America the laughing stock of the world. The only thing he managed to do was give the super rich a tax break. That's it! You guys keep harping about Trump's economy. Anyway that thinks he handled the economy correctly has no idea how economics work. Every time the economy would have a minor correction he would print a trillion dollars and dump it on the economy. He is the reason inflation is out of control. But of course you blame Biden. Yeah let's see who knows more about how our economy works a so called businessman that has failed at business again and again and again. Someone who couldn't even make money with casinos! He bankrupted casinos!! Or a lifelong bureaucrat who has spent 50 years in government? I am so sick of uneducated fools who get their news from opinion journalists thinking they know what's going on. Go make your local politics a popularity contest and leave the federal government to the adults. Maybe we can get an actual Republican elected in 2024. A true fiscally responsible conservative. Not a lifelong Democrat who switches to the GOP when the Democrats made fun of him. So tired of fools that go to his rallies and finally feel like the cool kids trying to tell lifelong New Yorkers that they know more about Trump than they do. Let me ask you this, if you ran for any office how would you feel if 92% of your hometown voted against you? Cause that happened to Trump. 92% of the people that know Trump the best voted against him. But you know how Trump really is, huh? He is a conman, a grifter, someone who begged for your donations for his legal bills while taking a private jet to his court date. Someone who didn't ask for a single donation to help the hundreds of his followers that got into deep legal trouble on January 6th. Nope they are on their own but a so called billionaire needs you to foot his bill. Brainwashed fools!!

    • @yvettekosta-jv4bx
      @yvettekosta-jv4bx Рік тому

      Actually Trump was always a wannabe with a fake spray tan and cheap ill fitting suits, and trophy wives. A pretender who appeals to other wannabes and people who can't distinguish truth from reality because all their lives they allow themselves to be brainwashed by televangelist cons.

  • @AQGOAT24
    @AQGOAT24 9 років тому +31

    Actually weed being illegal is a problem in the sense if you are caught with it, your life is fucked when you try to apply for jobs afterwards. Even though it is not as bad as alcohol or cigarettes.

    • @sonortubelug3853
      @sonortubelug3853 9 років тому +1

      It depends. I've been shoving it up my ass and now I can't sit down long enough to have a desk job.

    • @tsfbaf303
      @tsfbaf303 9 років тому +1

      So your next employer gets your police record when you apply? o.O

    • @todshi
      @todshi 9 років тому +1

      It's worse than that, comrade. Even today in 2015, if you have a prescription for medical marijuana, or if it was legalized in your state for recreational use, you can still lose your job if you fail a piss test. Why? Because it is still a FEDERAL offence.
      If every state in the union were to legalize marijuana, it's useless if the feds still keep it illegal. So until Congress decides to join the 21st century, or if the American people gets to vote on it in a national election, pot smokers are fucked...unless you're a rich enough to where you don't need a job...

    • @todshi
      @todshi 9 років тому +1

      Sonortubelug We pot smokers have been getting these stupid anti-marijuana laws shoved up our asses since the 1930's. I recently had to stop maryjane kissing just to keep my job because having money and health care is more important than getting a buzz, but I still feel like I'm getting sodomized!

    • @MegaBasphemerofDeath
      @MegaBasphemerofDeath 9 років тому

      not against weed users or anything but in order to prevent anything of what you said, you should just simply not use or hold any weed.

  • @christopherwagner2395
    @christopherwagner2395 Рік тому +30

    This seems like an artifact of a much more innocent time.

    • @TheKeelanstuart
      @TheKeelanstuart Рік тому +1

      ...and yet, it's still so - perhaps even more so than when it was recorded! - relevant.

  • @yonghong1889
    @yonghong1889 9 років тому +1

    Hey Bill you just made mad and depressed. Thanks alot. Seriously.

  • @gabrielhendrix9572
    @gabrielhendrix9572 9 років тому +37

    ...And a decade later, we have come to the obvious conclusion that, gay people are just people

  • @przybyla420
    @przybyla420 6 років тому +7

    "Texas: they wanted to be their own country, and perhaps they should have been."

  • @Viccatrix
    @Viccatrix 6 років тому +4

    When he made the joke about being high eating macaroni out of a big green bowl I was like omg I just ate macaroni high out of a bit green bowl about and hour ago!! XD

  • @paula65writer
    @paula65writer 7 років тому +3

    What's up with people in the front row not laughing and applauding? the man is funny AF.

  • @eveandromeda
    @eveandromeda 8 років тому +60

    To be fair, the president does have a permanent tan now

  • @glenallen623
    @glenallen623 7 років тому +47

    2005 he never dreamed how bad it would get

    • @ryancalhoun2910
      @ryancalhoun2910 2 роки тому

      Our country is way better now then in 05

    • @davemartino5997
      @davemartino5997 Рік тому

      @@ryancalhoun2910 you that willfully ignorant Or just being disingenuous?

    • @ryancalhoun2910
      @ryancalhoun2910 Рік тому

      @@davemartino5997 Explain how what I said isn't true please

    • @davemartino5997
      @davemartino5997 Рік тому

      @@ryancalhoun2910 Start with inflation and no longer energy independent , all brought on by the Biden administration. Let’s not forget we’re on the verge of WW3 the war democrats said Trump was going to start . lol

  • @bodasactra
    @bodasactra 9 років тому +27

    Funny guy and a great show. I hope people remember this is a comedian and what he says in a show is satire.

  • @ASkepticalHumanOnYouTube
    @ASkepticalHumanOnYouTube 9 років тому +89

    "You want fries with that?"
    "Well, I'm a Christian!...."

    • @jaysonsk
      @jaysonsk 8 років тому

      +A Skeptical Human so yes, how do you think I got so fat?

    • @filminginportland1654
      @filminginportland1654 7 років тому +2

      A Skeptical Human I don't get it

    • @ballz4kidz
      @ballz4kidz 7 років тому +2

      @Filming In Portland
      Me neither, I'm ashamed to admit. Clearly quite a few people thought it was funny, but I just don't see the joke. Maybe I'm just dumb.

    • @jaysonsk
      @jaysonsk 7 років тому +10

      ballz4kidz the joke is that they feel that they have the moral high ground no matter what they are saying because they are Christion. so they feel the need to make it clear that they are so great every time they answer a question. you would ask if they believe global warming and they would say "well, i'm a Christian and we believe that the end times are coming so what does it matter anyway" i know that doesn't apply to every Christian but if you have talked to that type you will know what i mean

    • @suzannealexander588
      @suzannealexander588 7 років тому +2

      Jayson
      Well explained.
      Also appreciate that you don't assume ALL of us are of that type.
      I also distinguish Religion(s) from Faith & (attempted) adherence to the life and teachings of Jesus, etc.
      You?

  • @ajmickey7280
    @ajmickey7280 3 роки тому +7

    Bill had no idea what he would be up against in the later years.

  • @PerlasNegrasXII
    @PerlasNegrasXII 8 років тому +77

    I used to pronounce Bill Maher as "Ma-Her" instead of "Maar".

    • @nigeh5326
      @nigeh5326 8 років тому +5

      You and me both. Although I am aware of its correct pronunciation I still do it. I think it's a subconscious sign of true genius, wit, sophistication and of course a high I.Q. 😉 LOL
      I take it you agree 😀

    • @Altan0x
      @Altan0x 8 років тому +2

      I still do...

    • @BeastOrGod
      @BeastOrGod 6 років тому

      I still do.

    • @oranges9893
      @oranges9893 6 років тому +2

      Ghostly maher is a middle eastern last name I think

    • @ZachTheRantingGuy
      @ZachTheRantingGuy 6 років тому

      Me too lololol

  • @DimitriBoyarski
    @DimitriBoyarski 7 років тому +20

    Thank you Bill, I've not laughed like that in a long time. Much needed. Gonna see if I can find some of your work to buy to enjoy more and support the cause. Keep it up.

  • @myriad909
    @myriad909 3 роки тому +2

    “Go ahead Bob, we know you have your twins in the school play….What if I have twins in the jacuzzi?!”

  • @Sir_Flopsalot
    @Sir_Flopsalot 10 років тому +6

    I tried to click like 4 times in the first 5 min

  • @bretsheffer8263
    @bretsheffer8263 2 роки тому +5

    Bill is the most outstanding comedian of complimentary clapping, if he actually is considered a comedian

  • @brotherlyhippo
    @brotherlyhippo 9 років тому +6

    OMG, that had me rolling. Galleria at Halliburton square.

  • @ayei6581
    @ayei6581 9 років тому +4

    thanks for the upload :)

  • @ParvOfficial
    @ParvOfficial 10 років тому +26

    If believe in God, you have to believe in all of them.......and Santa. Oh.....and the Fairy Godmother.

    • @Gabber_Terror
      @Gabber_Terror 10 років тому

      God never said you have to believe in god and have to go to church ..
      You still believe in gnome magic balls and fairies .. Fpwhoeahahaha ..
      You still believe in fairy money based on nothing more than small toddler imagination.
      Your in wonderland where paper and digital numbers are reason you can eat.
      The world is full of imbeciles this is all laughable.
      Satan rules your slave to system of beast 6 6 6.
      Try to escape the money u can't .. WE WIN U LOSE

    • @GODOBER
      @GODOBER 10 років тому +4

      Morgan Freeman is the real God.

    • @dixonj41
      @dixonj41 10 років тому

      The Honest Liar Atleast he's not an arsehole!

    • @GODOBER
      @GODOBER 10 років тому +1

      dixonj41 Plus he is totally real.

    • @GODOBER
      @GODOBER 10 років тому

      ***** A very short list. In my country alone which is 70 000 sq km, there were 5 kinds of mythologies.

  • @henkka6456
    @henkka6456 4 роки тому

    Big Bud Bill Man love all the way from the native Europeans, the Sami, you are the best companion for reasonable convos for an evening spent with the sacred

  • @lilybernal5539
    @lilybernal5539 9 років тому +9

    Holly shit! This guy deserves a NATIONAL HOLLYDAY! Oh and a bronze statue in every amurrican town...

    • @lilybernal5539
      @lilybernal5539 9 років тому +6

      And don't forget his bronze statue in the Vatican the statue of saint Bill Maher..... Any votes?

  • @TheMarkyMarx
    @TheMarkyMarx 11 років тому +1

    Bill Maher. America's Saviour

  • @Smoketherapy
    @Smoketherapy Рік тому +7

    At the dawn of 2023 this is even better ;)

  • @dianahohimer1107
    @dianahohimer1107 2 роки тому +2

    Bill's best.

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 7 років тому +27

    "FDR would've gotten up. He couldn't even _get_ up!"

    • @alcide1537
      @alcide1537 4 роки тому

      Kyle Stubbs One of my favorite parts, it resonates so much.

    • @SelfReflective
      @SelfReflective 4 роки тому +1

      @@alcide1537 Yeah, but the interesting part is, How would they know during the Revolutionary War that the British fleet had left Portsmouth? That information could only have come by boat, ie. it would arrive at the same time as the British army....no time to prepare.

    • @komfykoala6083
      @komfykoala6083 4 роки тому

      Fucking lol

  • @floralies11
    @floralies11 Рік тому +2

    What a refreshing view. Most of his observations and proposals would bring back reality to the woke life imposed upon us in the 2020's by people who cannot support reality and complain of anything that to them is an inconvenient truth.
    His interview to be found on his Club Random channel are equally as entertaining and relevant.

  • @targaryenXoolf
    @targaryenXoolf 6 років тому +4

    Maher is keeping Carlin's legacy alive. I wonder who would it be after Bill.

    • @davemartino5997
      @davemartino5997 Рік тому

      Except Carlin wasn’t a democrat establishment shill like bill is .

  • @rickfry6031
    @rickfry6031 Рік тому +3

    Bill Maher is simply fucking brilliant

  • @ASkepticalHumanOnYouTube
    @ASkepticalHumanOnYouTube 8 років тому +92

    "Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative

    • @weldin
      @weldin 8 років тому +3

      +A Skeptical Human You forgot the second quote mark.

    • @rebeccadavis7219
      @rebeccadavis7219 8 років тому +1

      +A Skeptical Human that is what happens when you are ignorant and stupid

    • @krystynastrzelewicz5366
      @krystynastrzelewicz5366 8 років тому

      A Skeptical Human

    • @larapalma3744
      @larapalma3744 6 років тому

      True

    • @andreewert1142
      @andreewert1142 6 років тому

      Yes, Faith that people were dumb enough to believe that this was a terrorist act...lol

  • @karingodfrey2053
    @karingodfrey2053 9 років тому +15

    pure genius