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  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +1887

    "If you ain't in the dog pound, I'm taking you to the vet"
    That's ratchet af

    • @petrolandcoffee
      @petrolandcoffee 4 роки тому +3

      Glad to see you again mate

    • @Ar1AnX1x
      @Ar1AnX1x 4 роки тому +2

      @@petrolandcoffee ratcget? east of crossroads? in the barrens?

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 4 роки тому

      this dude again holy hecksausage
      he's back

    • @eletgres519
      @eletgres519 4 роки тому +1

      Ratchet? Like ratchet and clank?

    • @bepisman3161
      @bepisman3161 4 роки тому +1

      ..

  • @BK-xg3mw
    @BK-xg3mw 4 роки тому +6545

    Seeing Jakey and then his sister is like seeing a choose your gender screen in a video game

    • @starman6392
      @starman6392 4 роки тому +136

      Very underrated comment

    • @marltonwonder8606
      @marltonwonder8606 4 роки тому +172

      They both be HOT AS FUCK as well tho

    • @strawmanfallacy
      @strawmanfallacy 4 роки тому +98

      @@marltonwonder8606 No doubt. Jake is a handsome man and his sister is smoking.
      Edit: Hold up... Is this a different sister?!

    • @RSID
      @RSID 4 роки тому +53

      And that's just one of his sisters.

    • @nimpsonkinkson1924
      @nimpsonkinkson1924 4 роки тому +24

      @@strawmanfallacy he has a lot of siblings

  • @Rinesmyth
    @Rinesmyth 4 роки тому +1643

    I love how no matter what the topic is, whenever it hits early 2000's, it's Halo themed.

    • @xcurbsnipex
      @xcurbsnipex 4 роки тому +41

      Rinesmyth Jakey has his priorities in check

    • @Rinesmyth
      @Rinesmyth 4 роки тому +6

      @@xcurbsnipex true indeed

  • @elis9409
    @elis9409 3 роки тому +1174

    "Please, Mr. Christensen is my father. Call me Artemis Fowl" got me way more than it should have

    • @emmagsfa
      @emmagsfa 3 роки тому +25

      it literally makes me laugh out loud every time

    • @kiaanderson7665
      @kiaanderson7665 3 роки тому +19

      Everytime i rewatch this video, it still catches me off gaurd

  • @finnshelton7367
    @finnshelton7367 4 роки тому +2485

    "I'm Chris, I'm 23, and white chocolate is back to give this girl a taste of my milky goodness, YEEEAAHH." -Chris

    • @sidp3676
      @sidp3676 4 роки тому +175

      If anyone is wondering this line will work 100% of the time

    • @acetrigger1337
      @acetrigger1337 4 роки тому +73

      @@sidp3676
      it works perfectly, if you want a Restraining Order.

    • @humanzbornfresh
      @humanzbornfresh 4 роки тому +25

      Sid P doesn't even matter if your name is Chris

    • @WillLeitner
      @WillLeitner 4 роки тому +5

      elles or if you’re 23

    • @garystack9537
      @garystack9537 4 роки тому +3

      If I was a woman and anyone used that line on me I would set them on fire

  • @sokumotanaka9271
    @sokumotanaka9271 4 роки тому +7906

    Looks at Jakey's sister.
    Oh god the whole family's like this.

    • @IStealFries
      @IStealFries 4 роки тому +73

      Bless lol

    • @Feyangel23
      @Feyangel23 4 роки тому +38

      Hell yeah dude it's dope 🤣👌

    • @IAmMightyMike
      @IAmMightyMike 4 роки тому +168

      i'm curious about the other SIX siblings now

    • @Jokervision744
      @Jokervision744 4 роки тому +21

      I know people like that. I get to die from laughing too hard with them.

    • @YadonTheCat
      @YadonTheCat 4 роки тому +59

      They got great comedic chemistry

  • @SchaffrillasProductions
    @SchaffrillasProductions 4 роки тому +10099

    I love how the music for each year segment actually comes from a video game that was released that year, the attention to detail in Jakey videos is always so good

    • @jon.bo_
      @jon.bo_ 4 роки тому +107

      Schaffrillas Productions DADA

    • @BruiserBrad
      @BruiserBrad 4 роки тому +209

      Everytime a youtuber comments on another youtuber, a notification bell gets its rings.
      Wait...

    • @LonkinPork
      @LonkinPork 4 роки тому +129

      NakeyJakey really is "your favorite UA-camr's favorite youtuber" at this point eh?

    • @squidward1728
      @squidward1728 4 роки тому +31

      9:06 FF7 didnt come out in 08...

    • @teenage_dirtbag69420
      @teenage_dirtbag69420 4 роки тому +14

      Schaffrillas Productions what was the song at the 13:00 mark?

  • @TheEffectOfMass
    @TheEffectOfMass 4 роки тому +459

    I love how there's no question that they are brother and sister.

  • @dextro4863
    @dextro4863 4 роки тому +2802

    I like how Jakeys sister looks like him but if he was a girl

    • @RBRat3
      @RBRat3 4 роки тому +34

      I was thinking more of a female Matthew Lillard

    • @dextro4863
      @dextro4863 4 роки тому +5

      @@RBRat3 yeah i can see that

    • @Chibiibot
      @Chibiibot 4 роки тому +218

      Yeah that's how sisters work sometimes

    • @shakyxd
      @shakyxd 4 роки тому +110

      Hmm it is almost like they are related.

    • @hsemicolonc
      @hsemicolonc 4 роки тому +5

      it's like Pat and Paige but they're actually siblings and not marri- okay that's an not an apt comparison, I mean it is, but it's a really fucked up one.

  • @ethanmason5982
    @ethanmason5982 4 роки тому +2400

    The ending with your sister was the most wholesome thing I've ever seen. Never change please

  • @ryanwilliams7388
    @ryanwilliams7388 4 роки тому +3974

    We need more of Nukey Jukey. The way yall interact give me life

  • @TheSwolOne
    @TheSwolOne 4 роки тому +1961

    The fact that Jrew and Drew are pronounced the same makes me scared.

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 3 роки тому +71

      the fact that your A-hole and your B-Hole are the same makes me equally frightened.

    • @imallama2545
      @imallama2545 3 роки тому +9

      oh my god

    • @chubbs.mp3435
      @chubbs.mp3435 3 роки тому +23

      Fun fact there is a basketball player named Jrue Holiday

    • @benedictdwyer2608
      @benedictdwyer2608 3 роки тому

      Yeah

  • @cocoa18_
    @cocoa18_ 4 роки тому +8563

    I love how Jakey’s sister is just a female version of Jakey

    • @theALTF4
      @theALTF4 4 роки тому +270

      and tinny, dont forget tinnier

    • @cocoa18_
      @cocoa18_ 4 роки тому +64

      This is the fastest I’ve ever gotten to 200 likes holy fuck

    • @djbubblegum9975
      @djbubblegum9975 4 роки тому +274

      oh god there's two of them

    • @bigstunna2049
      @bigstunna2049 4 роки тому +120

      The nukester

    • @vedrath
      @vedrath 4 роки тому +332

      Straight up like choosing your gender in the character creation screen

  • @GamingKick
    @GamingKick 4 роки тому +1825

    "How can we improve Dating shows?"
    The Bachelor: Dating Battle Royale

    • @coley1555
      @coley1555 4 роки тому +8

      @Shivansh Gupta ResidentSleeper

    • @davidec.4021
      @davidec.4021 4 роки тому +3

      Finally we can have a dating show also for the people that hate dating shows (aka normal people)

    • @hildantabe1182
      @hildantabe1182 4 роки тому

      NigeriaMobile

    • @hildantabe1182
      @hildantabe1182 4 роки тому

      @@davidec.4021 film makers

    • @hildantabe1182
      @hildantabe1182 4 роки тому

      Fitment movies 2091

  • @TheSonicfan64
    @TheSonicfan64 4 роки тому +3769

    NakeyJakey can straight up talk about the history of lawn chairs and I’d still be interested

    • @daraotl5187
      @daraotl5187 4 роки тому +80

      For real, the editing and humour and shit, I can't be bored watching this stuff

    • @Astralific
      @Astralific 4 роки тому +41

      I actually want this.

    • @jadenthecommenter
      @jadenthecommenter 4 роки тому +36

      It’s not Jakey commentating this video it’s Jaquan the jequel get your lore right bro

    • @mohnomoosik
      @mohnomoosik 4 роки тому

      well now he's gonna do it

    • @dkcas11
      @dkcas11 4 роки тому

      lets go

  • @DamonDeion
    @DamonDeion 4 роки тому +715

    "anything to add?"
    "yeah ill add some stuff: 2+2--"
    notifications on

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 4 роки тому +8

      Oh god, I _just_ got it.
      Good lord its been months, why did I, how was, wh-
      *HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT-*

    • @RyanT2000
      @RyanT2000 3 роки тому +3

      @@thehammurabichode7994 as Alex Jones once said “I’m kinda retarded” cause I’m still not getting it 😩

    • @EliteArmyMan
      @EliteArmyMan 3 роки тому +10

      @@RyanT2000 Jakey asked if she had anything to add to what he said, and she replied by doing basic math addition, therefore, adding something. You’re not retarded bro, you’re a hot boy =/

    • @AgonyOST1998
      @AgonyOST1998 3 роки тому +4

      "oh my God you're so embarrassing!!"

    • @TadeuCunhaMiranda
      @TadeuCunhaMiranda 3 роки тому +1

      @@RyanT2000 It´s okay, man. I also took a big ass time to understand that because I thought it was some kind of internal joke beetween them.

  • @TheWildernessurvivor
    @TheWildernessurvivor 4 роки тому +1226

    "If you don't like me at my worst, my best is basically the same," mannn I was dead

    • @evansix1756
      @evansix1756 4 роки тому +11

      *not dead yet

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 роки тому

      hi Hull. btw wobba wobba

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 роки тому +1

      Oh shit, you okay dude?

  • @wilfredhilton8565
    @wilfredhilton8565 4 роки тому +1443

    Petition to get Jakey onto what ever dating show that would take him so he can take the piss out of everyone and everything on the show while simultaneously switching between Jrew, Joobie, Jerrick, Jarcus and Jaquan

    • @heunam3593
      @heunam3593 4 роки тому +27

      I thought he would mention the rajjchelor, twitch based dating show, I can see him doing exactly that there

    • @maizeandblue5102
      @maizeandblue5102 4 роки тому +7

      Don't forget best boy Jequel!

    • @kidkangaroo5213
      @kidkangaroo5213 4 роки тому +13

      @@maizeandblue5102 IDIOT, HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THE NAKEYJAKEY LORE BY HEART!? JEQUEL IS JAQUAN'S LAST NAME, GOD YOU PEOPLE

    • @PlatinumBalrog
      @PlatinumBalrog 4 роки тому +2

      Get him his own rajjchelor

    • @Eichro
      @Eichro 4 роки тому +5

      and Jebecky

  • @Mustacheoro
    @Mustacheoro 4 роки тому +1086

    "If you dont like me at my worst, my best is basically the same."
    -Truth, 2020

    • @merkules6
      @merkules6 4 роки тому +25

      The chicks who use that "you don't deserve me at my best" phrase in their social media are always some crazy bitches that no one should date.

    • @steelyeyes9190
      @steelyeyes9190 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah i fucking hate that saying thought i was the only one who did XD

    • @salmone5939
      @salmone5939 4 роки тому +14

      real ogs: If you dont like me at my worst than you should fucking break your neck

    • @rowdymatt
      @rowdymatt 4 роки тому +9

      @@salmone5939 alternatively: then you would fucking hate my best

    • @elliot_yoyo
      @elliot_yoyo 4 роки тому

      It sounds like a music in my head. wondering why ...

  • @jestaplushgal3528
    @jestaplushgal3528 4 роки тому +409

    “Be careful you may be next” is the scariest threat in context of a dating show

    • @RemixedVoice
      @RemixedVoice 3 роки тому +8

      I couldn't possibly agree more

  • @joshuareser4039
    @joshuareser4039 4 роки тому +10896

    This guy doesn’t upload much but when he does it’s always really good

    • @mrharrharr99
      @mrharrharr99 4 роки тому +361

      Fully-Clothed Jonathan is arguably one of the best things on UA-cam.

    • @CodyMerritt
      @CodyMerritt 4 роки тому +93

      His content is so high quality with so much love and effort put into it. When he does upload you KNOW it's going to be good!

    • @grambanglatv2020
      @grambanglatv2020 4 роки тому +3

      Nice....😃

    • @grambanglatv2020
      @grambanglatv2020 4 роки тому +4

      Nice community.... 66

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 роки тому +3

      hi Reser. btw wobba wobba

  • @Xanime95
    @Xanime95 4 роки тому +2008

    Jesus, Jakey’s sister has the same comedic timing as him. It’s uncanny.

    • @MS-bi1vm
      @MS-bi1vm 4 роки тому +129

      I'm convinced it's actually just jakey in a wig with makeup

    • @SenpaimustNotice
      @SenpaimustNotice 4 роки тому +13

      Almost like scripts and editing exist.

    • @Kelpo45
      @Kelpo45 4 роки тому +110

      @@SenpaimustNotice Or maybe, just maybe, they actually have similar personalities and the same sense of humor since that is a very common thing to happen if you grow up under the same circumstances as somebody else?
      Or nah, you're probably right. After all, women can't ever be funny!

    • @louisbloom2737
      @louisbloom2737 4 роки тому +39

      @kelpo calm down dude you're being more salty than the guy you're responding

    • @SenpaimustNotice
      @SenpaimustNotice 4 роки тому +15

      @@Kelpo45 Guess I am a misogynist ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
      I didn't know that saying that a video Essay is scripted makes you a sovenist. Mb dawg

  • @Alex-rd2ur
    @Alex-rd2ur 4 роки тому +1022

    You can tell he and his sister were best friends when they were growing up

    • @shanemcnelis7711
      @shanemcnelis7711 4 роки тому +80

      Alex they did go through some shit together as well. Easier to laugh when you’ve been humbled with others.

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 4 роки тому +40

      @@shanemcnelis7711 Tell me more
      Also, I would love to see more comedic stylings with the two of them. They make a good comedic duo, timing works really well. Solid 8.5/10. Please have more cameos in the future, NukeyJukey

    • @Forotosh
      @Forotosh 4 роки тому +4

      that was my favorite part of the video honestly

    • @AzureKaioshin
      @AzureKaioshin 4 роки тому +9

      Or became best friends after they stopped living under the same roof. I hated my sister until she moved out. Now I only get my ass kicked 3 days a week and things have never been better!

  • @Phracc
    @Phracc 4 роки тому +274

    dude stop trying to date my mom

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 3 роки тому +18

      stop trying to _not_ date my mom,first

    • @darthlynx5792
      @darthlynx5792 3 роки тому +4

      She told me she wouldn't tell you.
      I'm leaving her, how's yo sis again

  • @Kamezdud
    @Kamezdud 4 роки тому +2075

    "As long as there are lungs in my breath"
    Jesus, his linguistics are unmatched.

    • @mrmagpie6684
      @mrmagpie6684 4 роки тому +24

      Kames Matheson He’s speaking the language of the gods!

    • @xanderdaniels8284
      @xanderdaniels8284 4 роки тому +1

      My first thought was Ricky from trailer park boys

    • @beefs0ck911
      @beefs0ck911 4 роки тому +3

      He could talk his way out of a Chinese prison camp

    • @thadude34283
      @thadude34283 4 роки тому +2

      @@xanderdaniels8284 100% a rickyism! lol

    • @brighidcampbell4763
      @brighidcampbell4763 4 роки тому

      I thought he said "lumps in my breasts."

  • @TheAwesomeazn101
    @TheAwesomeazn101 4 роки тому +1338

    All their names starting with a "J" killed me

    • @maybeJace
      @maybeJace 4 роки тому +14

      TheAwesomeazn101 they would be perfect for Jabeccy

    • @gifdar
      @gifdar 4 роки тому +29

      Jrew physically hurt me

    • @FonsII03
      @FonsII03 4 роки тому

      Even his sister's name is Jillian.

    • @rebornreaper194
      @rebornreaper194 4 роки тому

      RIP

  • @LifeInAConcreteBox
    @LifeInAConcreteBox 4 роки тому +751

    I remember having so much anxiety about Room Raiders when I was younger, because I didn't understand how tv was produced. I really thought they could just show up to your house and start digging through your bedroom.

    • @tommemester1247
      @tommemester1247 4 роки тому +8

      And you had some Playboy in your secret spot

    • @spooky365
      @spooky365 4 роки тому +2

      Dude same 😂😭

  • @FallouFitness_NattyEdition
    @FallouFitness_NattyEdition 4 роки тому +307

    "Why are we talking about God Of War?" I think the real question is, why are we not talking about God Of War?

  • @GeBagger
    @GeBagger 4 роки тому +2910

    I feel like _"If you don't like me at my worst, my best is basically the same"_ goes for everyone who uses the original saying non-ironically.

    • @miniespeon158
      @miniespeon158 4 роки тому +27

      Nobody can even@ u cuz this is so accurate

  • @FriscoCatshark
    @FriscoCatshark 4 роки тому +439

    The Jakey/Jukey interactions were the most wholesome thing i've ever seen

  • @c.195
    @c.195 4 роки тому +1460

    Stay strong, Jebecky. There's a Jarl out there for everyone.

    • @jimbob3332
      @jimbob3332 4 роки тому +102

      Jarl Baalgruf? He lives up in Dragonsreach. A good man, but a bit overcautious.

    • @sootyJOJ
      @sootyJOJ 4 роки тому +24

      @@TheLovelylips69 let me guess. Someone stole your sweetroll.

    • @snr.froggymooopew7781
      @snr.froggymooopew7781 4 роки тому +1

      SIG I missed it what did they say?

    • @ISawABear
      @ISawABear 4 роки тому +5

      @@jimbob3332 Bitch, you mean Jarl BALLIN'

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  • @gellister
    @gellister 3 роки тому +44

    The "date my mom" running gag on this video gets me EVERY. TIME.

  • @HelloBrothersGaming
    @HelloBrothersGaming 4 роки тому +1257

    I like to imagine each of Jakey's siblings are all equally as funny as him and that they create a comedy Megazord when they come together.

    • @monokoman5503
      @monokoman5503 4 роки тому +79

      They all fuse to form a creature so funny everyone dies from oxygen deficiency

    • @Liam-vu7wo
      @Liam-vu7wo 4 роки тому +21

      They all look identical to him tho

    • @mattslatt3
      @mattslatt3 4 роки тому +31

      And all of their names start with J

    • @seanmurray9265
      @seanmurray9265 4 роки тому +22

      @@Liam-vu7wo I am sure I once saw Jakey's brother at a noodles & company in Colorado. Looked exactly like him but a little more blonde. He ate noodles very funny. I think this supports this theory.

    • @assdan27
      @assdan27 4 роки тому +6

      The ad for his store at the end seems to suggest this is true.

  • @NayleJR
    @NayleJR 4 роки тому +1094

    Jakey and Jukey is just the most wholesome thing ever.

    • @TheSexikiwi
      @TheSexikiwi 4 роки тому +43

      They're hilarious together, I hope she shows up in more videos

    • @Afuro-Ougi2
      @Afuro-Ougi2 4 роки тому +2

      @@TheSexikiwi yeah

    • @btaylerpackard2475
      @btaylerpackard2475 4 роки тому +20

      What about Jakey Jakey and Jakey?

    • @nathanrodgers5278
      @nathanrodgers5278 4 роки тому +6

      @@btaylerpackard2475 Attorneys at Law

  • @Tenchigo100
    @Tenchigo100 4 роки тому +531

    - Spells the name Drew as "Jrew"
    - Uses Rayman Music.
    This man will have my soul until time stops

    • @Gonzotwotimes
      @Gonzotwotimes 4 роки тому +1

      Isn't that from Ty the Tasmanian Tiger? If not, then I apologize for my ignorance cause I love Rayman.

    • @ShadowEl
      @ShadowEl 4 роки тому

      GonzoTwoTimes his music for "the 90s" is the Rayman 1 title song.

    • @Gonzotwotimes
      @Gonzotwotimes 4 роки тому

      @@ShadowEl Ohhhhh i got you. I thought Tenchigo meant the music in the background when he introduces Jrew.

  • @abathtub1411
    @abathtub1411 4 роки тому +130

    dont forget about the timeless classic "please marry my boy"

    • @thegrandnil764
      @thegrandnil764 4 роки тому +1

      Ive never seen an actual TV show before because we just use the internet tbh lmao

  • @Rexodiak
    @Rexodiak 4 роки тому +455

    That skit with the sister is too wholesome, it's so cool how they're down with helping you with videos

  • @samplays9253
    @samplays9253 4 роки тому +705

    “Lungs in my breath.”
    Sounds about right.

    • @MyoticTesseract
      @MyoticTesseract 4 роки тому +12

      Wait holy fuck that didn't even register with me

    • @Jamie-tx7pn
      @Jamie-tx7pn 4 роки тому +3

      Why is oxygen but not lung?

    • @trexula
      @trexula 4 роки тому +1

      I just thought he was losing it like usual

  • @Avossk
    @Avossk 4 роки тому +481

    I love how your sister is just as much of a goofball as you are, hope she cameos in more videos

    • @ThePhantom4516
      @ThePhantom4516 4 роки тому +41

      she looks just like him as well

    • @mrbeans5043
      @mrbeans5043 4 роки тому +16

      They’re just a gender swap. They are the same person.

    • @DaneLMusic
      @DaneLMusic 4 роки тому +18

      Not gonna lie, I thought you were talking about jabecky before his actual sister popped up.

  • @TheFelipeBZ
    @TheFelipeBZ 4 роки тому +266

    The category I'm in is "Everything related to dating makes me extra depressed so I will enter in my coping mechanism that is being extra edgy, online and offline, but I end up watching it anyway" geez we are almost samesies

    • @bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329
      @bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329 4 роки тому +16

      I’m in the same boat, but I don’t watch dating shows or reality tv. I watch romance anime lmao.

    • @vivvy_0
      @vivvy_0 4 роки тому +7

      @@bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329 kiss kiss Fall in love

    • @GraveRobbertt
      @GraveRobbertt 3 роки тому

      @@bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329 as my mild depression and heartbreak subsides.... I should really do this too.

  • @Thee_Sinner
    @Thee_Sinner 4 роки тому +1077

    I think this is the most fun I’ve ever seen the ole Jakester have making a video.

  • @Jegbmf
    @Jegbmf 4 роки тому +687

    I work at Arby’s. I’m buying that shirt he’s wearing and putting it on when I go to work. Wish me luck

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 роки тому +4

      hi Jeg. btw wobba wobba

    • @EPMTUNES
      @EPMTUNES 4 роки тому +8

      jodishere please no. its spam. im reporting

    • @jebecky839
      @jebecky839 4 роки тому +19

      @@JODRecaps can you stop? You're really annoying.

    • @SomeoneTook_MyUsername
      @SomeoneTook_MyUsername 4 роки тому +2

      edit your comment with an update on how it went afterwards

    • @xaladolokiyo
      @xaladolokiyo 4 роки тому +1

      I wanted to like your comment but it has 666 likes so no

  • @burntnikesock212
    @burntnikesock212 4 роки тому +592

    They need to have a dating show about going to Arby's called "I'm Thinkin Arby's".
    The final episode culminates in a brisket sandwich eat-off, where whichever guy eats the most brisket sandwiches in 10 minutes wins the lucky lass' hand.

    • @wafflemaker6590
      @wafflemaker6590 4 роки тому +12

      The max brisket sandwiches a human is legally allowed to consume before being labeled as a rabid animal is 2

    • @xxlilith_
      @xxlilith_ 4 роки тому +2

      he made a joke about that in a video about dating apps, hence where that spicy tee he's wearing was originally thought up lol

    • @burntnikesock212
      @burntnikesock212 4 роки тому +1

      @@xxlilith_ r/woosh

    • @xxlilith_
      @xxlilith_ 4 роки тому +1

      @@burntnikesock212 was that supposed to be clever? lol i was just making a statement that he thought up the idea already and that you should check out the video..

  • @LockeRobsta
    @LockeRobsta Рік тому +34

    Now Jakey, I know you spent a lot of time and effort making this video but it warms my heart to see the most replayed segment of the vid is the ad read with your sis. So wholesome.

  • @KellinMC12
    @KellinMC12 4 роки тому +620

    “Please, Mr Christensen was my father, call me Artemis Fowl” made me spit out my drink

  • @iSaidManaHana
    @iSaidManaHana 4 роки тому +350

    I was hoping one of the daters would say “I’m just tired of hanging out with my sister.”

  • @ProDudeFilmsGaming
    @ProDudeFilmsGaming 4 роки тому +551

    I love how every time he talks about a year that a halo game came out(2001,2004,etc.) he puts halo music/text even if it has nothing to do with the video lmao (he does this in all his videos too not just this one)

    • @TheOdd
      @TheOdd 4 роки тому +48

      Because Halo *defined* those years, nothing else important happened.

    • @furonet138
      @furonet138 4 роки тому +9

      ProDudeFilms Same with 2002 and Mario Sunshine

    • @tannerocean6682
      @tannerocean6682 4 роки тому +1

      yeah that's what I noticed

    • @akshaydalvi1534
      @akshaydalvi1534 4 роки тому +16

      Absolutely nothing important happened during that time except halo, especially in 2001

    • @GoldenSun5631
      @GoldenSun5631 4 роки тому +2

      Don't forget Wii Sports and Mii theme during 2006

  • @JokerCrowe
    @JokerCrowe 4 роки тому +177

    That "are you the one" show actually seems like a pretty cool concept.
    Like, there is incentive for people to co-operate and make sure that everyone finds the "right" person for them.
    I hope it wasn't trash, because l think that could be a neat idea, and something that could be fun to watch. :)

    • @kaemincha
      @kaemincha 2 роки тому +5

      it's pretty good trash honestly, i recommend looking up some of the more popular seasons and giving em a go.

    • @_Lynnteressant_
      @_Lynnteressant_ Рік тому +1

      I just started watching it and I really like it. It is like just as you say, the insentive to play co-operatively really adds to it. And I also like that they don't hide when 'perfect matches' don't work out in the end. That said, it definitely is trash but tbh that's what makes these types of shows relaxing to me so I wouldn't want it trash-free anyway.

  • @mexicanaccents2004
    @mexicanaccents2004 4 роки тому +644

    Jakey is like that quiet kid in class but when he speaks he says some really cool shit.

  • @skwerleyz
    @skwerleyz 4 роки тому +370

    The chemistry with your sister is some wholesome shit my guy, reminds me of me and my siblings.

  • @Felipebrbrbrbr
    @Felipebrbrbrbr 4 роки тому +1683

    “Can girls be hot boys?”
    -Jake’s sister

    • @LawkzBro
      @LawkzBro 4 роки тому +45

      The hot boys were inside your heart all along

    • @Falcnuts
      @Falcnuts 4 роки тому +25

      She should be in more vids that was great

    • @svagglaorde4387
      @svagglaorde4387 4 роки тому +4

      She said that at 17:12
      but yeah "It's just a silly name, that doesn't mean anything."

    • @BigBoss-sm9xj
      @BigBoss-sm9xj 4 роки тому +3

      It was the friends we made along the way

    • @JacobHillSBD
      @JacobHillSBD 4 роки тому +1

      This is literally just the same question Gus and Eddy get about "Boys Support Boys"

  • @andrrs9172
    @andrrs9172 3 роки тому +11

    in Norway we have something called "jakten på kjærligheten"(the hunt for love) and it is like the bachelor, but for farmers.

  • @xoxdara87
    @xoxdara87 4 роки тому +863

    hey jakey we should go on a dating show but it’s just us and there’s no cameras and we just eat dinner at a restaurant

  • @NakeyJakey
    @NakeyJakey  4 роки тому +4410

    usually i would say to follow me on insta for feet pics and yeah I'm still gonna do that but also I just wanted to say that Jrew, Jerrick, Joobi, Jarcus and especially Jaquan the Jequel are really happy you guys watched their video because it took forever to render all of their asses oh yeah and Jarcus wants date you www.okjakey.com/
    alright so anyways follow me on insta for feet pics instagram.com/jakeychristy
    and twitter too you weasel twitter.com/nakeyjakey
    follow Julie aka NukeyJukey too - instagram.com/lifeofjula
    xoxo luv u guys thanks for watching :)

  • @RemixedVoice
    @RemixedVoice 4 роки тому +4953

    I can tell Jakey and his siblings spent a lot of time together as kids.

    • @gabbo7101
      @gabbo7101 4 роки тому +79

      why the fuck is your political compass so close to mine wtf

    • @daftcow706
      @daftcow706 4 роки тому +89

      Your political compass is ass

    • @2007ghettonissanaltima
      @2007ghettonissanaltima 4 роки тому +35

      What is going on

    • @crypticcorvid
      @crypticcorvid 4 роки тому +36

      @@2007ghettonissanaltima Their pfp is a photo of where they land on the political ideal spectrum or something.

    • @dumpstercast-refuseradio8429
      @dumpstercast-refuseradio8429 4 роки тому +14

      @you're in mandom >being partisan unironically

  • @clayotic7029
    @clayotic7029 3 роки тому +14

    I had a buddy from college who introduced everyone in the hall of our dorm to baggage and he had baggage nights where some of us would watch it in his room. Once everyone in the hall made a fake episode of baggage with me as the contestant without telling me until I was in front of the camera. So huge shout out to all of those dudes, especially you Doug

  • @thewhiteboardist
    @thewhiteboardist 4 роки тому +388

    Best part of the video: Watching Nukey Jukey get beamed in the face in slow-motion, in slow-motion.

    • @brycechill
      @brycechill 4 роки тому

      thewhiteboardist 😂😂😂 ua-cam.com/video/loKLL321Few/v-deo.html

  • @purmhy
    @purmhy 4 роки тому +600

    Jrew, Joobie, Jerrick and Jaquan seem like really cool guys don't know about Jarcus though, getting bad vibes off him.

    • @theblazingblight
      @theblazingblight 4 роки тому +3

      Jarcus just wants to be left alone.

    • @sasasaetan
      @sasasaetan 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah, I get the feeling he's here for the wrong reasons.

  • @WhyteDem0n
    @WhyteDem0n 4 роки тому +184

    His sister's part at the end of the video was the best part lmao I love how she was trolling the entire plug

  • @eldenringhollow9366
    @eldenringhollow9366 3 роки тому +45

    Shout out to all of the supportive siblings out here. 🙂

  • @luigi-yx7nc
    @luigi-yx7nc 4 роки тому +1554

    The Dating Game once had a serial killer on as a participant. He won but the relationship didnt work, obviously.

    • @angelajarvis9688
      @angelajarvis9688 4 роки тому +109

      yes! rodney alcala. there's a great episode of the cult liter podcast on this one.

    • @Thirtiesguy
      @Thirtiesguy 4 роки тому +16

      Oppie and Anthony did a great segment on that.

    • @libertyprime619
      @libertyprime619 4 роки тому +3

      Richard Ramirez?

    • @cinnamon9390
      @cinnamon9390 4 роки тому +73

      was it because of all the murder?
      I bet it was because of all the murder

    • @luigi-yx7nc
      @luigi-yx7nc 4 роки тому +56

      @@cinnamon9390 nahh hes a total creep thats why. I think he has already killed someone at this point and the contestant sensed something off with him

  • @lennysmileyface
    @lennysmileyface 4 роки тому +370

    Also 'The Dating Game' had that one time where a serial killer that ended up killing 130 people was a contestant.

    • @downwardtumble4451
      @downwardtumble4451 4 роки тому +5

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Whom?

    • @raccoonkneecaps
      @raccoonkneecaps 4 роки тому +60

      Spongbap His name is Rodney Alcala. It’s speculated that he killed anywhere from 8 to 130 people.

    • @dianag.7696
      @dianag.7696 4 роки тому +102

      @@raccoonkneecaps that's a fucking big margin hahahahaha

    • @TheDXJC56
      @TheDXJC56 4 роки тому +28

      I'm pretty sure that guy even got picked too by the chick, although she thought he was weird and didn't wanna go for a second date, probably managed to keep her life because of it

    • @lennysmileyface
      @lennysmileyface 4 роки тому +7

      @@TheDXJC56 Yeah apparently he was pretty much on a killing spree at the time.

  • @calvinbarboza
    @calvinbarboza 4 роки тому +802

    I used to think that NakeyJakey understood art. Then he only gave a single mention to Flavor Flav’s Flavor of love, the greatest dating show of all time. I know better now.

    • @grandmastaal
      @grandmastaal 4 роки тому +5

      Calvin Barboza jakey IS jart

    • @NastierNate
      @NastierNate 4 роки тому +35

      If your show has never had a contestant shit on the floor during a group meeting, it’s trash.

    • @rouge-ish324
      @rouge-ish324 4 роки тому +3

      This is art
      ua-cam.com/video/X16G2hsVI9w/v-deo.html

    • @grandmastaal
      @grandmastaal 4 роки тому

      Nate Green noted and agreed

    • @TJCapSix
      @TJCapSix 4 роки тому

      I'm sure he's just holding off to give it it's own video.

  • @JakeCuster
    @JakeCuster 10 місяців тому +3

    This has my absolute favorite merch ad of all time. The dynamic duo of Nakey Jakey and Nukey Jukey is unstoppable

  • @nage9465
    @nage9465 4 роки тому +462

    I have never been more sure that two people are related then when I watched this vid

    • @grambanglatv2020
      @grambanglatv2020 4 роки тому

      Ossam 6

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 роки тому +1

      hi Nage. btw wobba wobba

    • @Username-wk7ni
      @Username-wk7ni 4 роки тому +8

      @@JODRecaps go outside

    • @von...
      @von... 4 роки тому +1

      @@Username-wk7ni kinda ironic that you are hating on his idea (well not really hating) when you have the profile pic that he was talking about doing a similar thing to.
      oh my b i meant oh yeah yeah

    • @JorgetePanete
      @JorgetePanete 4 роки тому +3

      than*

  • @LilGuyG_
    @LilGuyG_ 4 роки тому +151

    We need a video where its Jakey's Sister with Jakey's Voice

  • @crazygamer4260
    @crazygamer4260 4 роки тому +344

    "Call me Artemis Fowl"
    Jakey also has good taste.

    • @CoqPwner
      @CoqPwner 4 роки тому +4

      Man I'd forgotten that was a thing

    • @cass3030
      @cass3030 4 роки тому +1

      I did not expect that at all

    • @yesman9792
      @yesman9792 4 роки тому +1

      Jakey continously making me feel like a baby boy again.

    • @shlimon7667
      @shlimon7667 4 роки тому

      Who’s Artemis fowl

  • @rsmry2222
    @rsmry2222 3 роки тому +27

    Jakey over here talking about dating shows being his comfort food while being comfort food. Thank you for the awesome videos you put out I cannot count how many times my day has just been absolutely flipped right side up watching one of your videos. Thank you so much man I hope you continue to make stuff you’re so clearly passionate about. It’s great watching your videos

  • @jadon6996
    @jadon6996 4 роки тому +1819

    Does Chris Hansen’s “To Catch a Predator” technically count as a dating show?

  • @8ctagon
    @8ctagon 4 роки тому +652

    Several countries in Europe have dating shows called Farmer seeks a wife, where singles write letters to lonely farmers, who then pick out 8 letters to meet in person, from those 8 they pick 4 that will move in with them on the farm for a while, to get to know each other, and every week they send one home until only one remains.
    The show has a suprisingly high sucess rate, at least in Sweden, lots of marriages and kids has sprung from that show. It actually seems more sincere than the regular dating shows, like people are actually there for the right reason =D

    • @ScarecrowR13
      @ScarecrowR13 4 роки тому +11

      It's the same in Poland. :D

    • @Emmer_
      @Emmer_ 4 роки тому +5

      jep, dutchies have one too, actually fun to watch!

    • @Lankynibs
      @Lankynibs 4 роки тому +1

      Adding that to my list

    • @hkkobayashi7657
      @hkkobayashi7657 4 роки тому +25

      Good reason? Yeah right. Those bitches are just here for my hot crops! Its potato season ;)

    • @dorothywasrighttho5129
      @dorothywasrighttho5129 4 роки тому +4

      Same one in France ! It's called Love in the prairies

  • @lifecamerakaran
    @lifecamerakaran 4 роки тому +4237

    BRING YOUR SISTER ON EVERY EPISODE SHE'S HILARIOUS.

    • @williamlindelljr9200
      @williamlindelljr9200 4 роки тому +76

      Agreed the okeyjakey portion was the funniest

    • @KSLegoman
      @KSLegoman 4 роки тому +40

      Uh... yeah... hilarious... 👀

    • @yun2525
      @yun2525 4 роки тому +27

      Simp

    • @LTLTY
      @LTLTY 4 роки тому +70

      @@yun2525 ew that word ew go away

    • @dexterjettster8875
      @dexterjettster8875 4 роки тому +8

      @@LTLTY simp, why you being such a simp bro

  • @MetalHealth44
    @MetalHealth44 4 роки тому +34

    I’d get the “I’m thinking Arby’s” shirt but my town doesn’t have an Arby’s. I’ll settle for the “Hot ‘za” one instead. I love your work btw.

  • @marykatenoashley31
    @marykatenoashley31 4 роки тому +3299

    I feel like Jakey would make a great middle school history teacher

  • @angus_bangus
    @angus_bangus 4 роки тому +362

    You know he's the highest of class when he references Artemis Fowl.
    also the last bit with his sister is so wholesome I almost cried I was laughing so hard

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 4 роки тому +4

      Lightweight. If it's not Gregor the Overlander or the Bartimaeus Trilogy, don't even talk to me.

    • @Talz622
      @Talz622 4 роки тому +1

      Manuel Mateo FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Gregor was my SHIT and no one seems to remember it

    • @Talz622
      @Talz622 4 роки тому +2

      Artemis, Gregor, and Percy Jackson were the middle school plays

    • @moonfish3638
      @moonfish3638 4 роки тому +1

      God I loved Artemis fowl I miss it so much ;-;

  • @vuppet5684
    @vuppet5684 4 роки тому +326

    Jebecky sounds like a Disney channel actor who was fired because of controversy. 10/10 would date and mate

  • @chickencurry420
    @chickencurry420 2 роки тому +19

    Can you have your sister in more videos. She's hilarious and I love how you two interact and can I pleeeaaase date your mom, dude?

  • @ShoopityDoopity
    @ShoopityDoopity 4 роки тому +6172

    Bro seeing Jakey and his sis bonding makes me wanna call up my sister just to tell her I love her and I’m thankful for her

  • @xsteveconwayx
    @xsteveconwayx 4 роки тому +2166

    Your sister's hilarious. I lost it as soon as she said Nukey Jukey and it just went further off the rails from there.

    • @methane_melvin
      @methane_melvin 4 роки тому +16

      Should’ve been Nudey Judy

    • @GraveRobbertt
      @GraveRobbertt 4 роки тому +23

      Same here. Expected a normal ass name and was pleasantly surprised that all Jakeys family members are freaks.

    • @Foxelz
      @Foxelz 3 роки тому +4

      Hell y’a, band-maid!

    • @pancakes_go2940
      @pancakes_go2940 2 роки тому +2

      Band Maid based

  • @ajsproductions3400
    @ajsproductions3400 4 роки тому +277

    It really feels like Jakey is truly coming into his own, honing his style

    • @TheJungaBoon
      @TheJungaBoon 4 роки тому +9

      His early works was a bit too new wave for my taste

    • @btaylerpackard2475
      @btaylerpackard2475 4 роки тому +9

      Right, there's many commentary channels but Jakey has this, thing about him. He has feels for what he talks about, even if he's being negative. He feels like a real person, has legit opinions, and a level of goofball that is unmatched. 9.5/10 UA-camr

  • @jacobriel416
    @jacobriel416 4 роки тому +27

    Ricky went on a tangent that took 16-17 minutes straight and predicted the future exactly

  • @lucasmartina6303
    @lucasmartina6303 4 роки тому +197

    I can't believe Jakey didn't talk about my favorite dating show.
    To Catch a Predator

  • @DrGreatScott
    @DrGreatScott 4 роки тому +505

    But the question remains: Will anyone date Jakey’s mom?

  • @elmunus1
    @elmunus1 4 роки тому +279

    I'm crying tears of joy because of the promotion at the end.

    • @SmoothTurtle840
      @SmoothTurtle840 4 роки тому +1

      Crying tears I am. Sad I am not.

    • @elmunus1
      @elmunus1 4 роки тому

      @@SmoothTurtle840 You should hear my real yoda Impression.

  • @dustytayman6500
    @dustytayman6500 3 роки тому +11

    I cannot explain why, how, or for what purpose, but “Mr. Christiansen is my father, call me Artemis Fowl” is probably way funnier than it should be to me. Top tier comedy Artemis Fowl. Love your work.

  • @gigginoxplayer
    @gigginoxplayer 4 роки тому +87

    The Nukester is now my favorite character in the entire NakeyJakey anime

    • @fataleflare
      @fataleflare 4 роки тому +6

      i feel bad for laughing at her getting decked in the face with that ball.

  • @mattkerc8085
    @mattkerc8085 4 роки тому +446

    Everyone knows the best dating show is Hell’s Kitchen

    • @rowen8000
      @rowen8000 4 роки тому +1

      this is the only correct answer

    • @weregretohio7728
      @weregretohio7728 4 роки тому +25

      Gordon: Get FUCKED!
      Date: Yes chef.

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 4 роки тому

      This is the only answer that is correct

  • @alexmurphyonyoutube
    @alexmurphyonyoutube 4 роки тому +396

    The transferrence from gaming to dating is almost complete

  • @diehardGG
    @diehardGG 3 роки тому +2

    The whole end segment was my favorite part of this whole thing

  • @yoghurtlord1745
    @yoghurtlord1745 4 роки тому +563

    Jakey's sister is a genderbent clone of him.

  • @Lifoxion
    @Lifoxion 4 роки тому +5565

    I think "I'm Chris, i'm 23, and White Chocolate is back to give this girl a taste of my milky goodness! YEAHHH!" Is singlehandedly the best quote i have ever heard in my entire life.

    • @BlueMareen
      @BlueMareen 4 роки тому +132

      I turned on the captions to try and understand that and that was the one part they didn't work. So thanks for this comment

    • @jetstream420
      @jetstream420 4 роки тому +40

      I was scrolling through the comments while watching and right as I read this one that part played

    • @Lifoxion
      @Lifoxion 4 роки тому +103

      @@jetstream420 that means you're ready for Chris and his milky goodness

    • @trevorganoe748
      @trevorganoe748 4 роки тому +105

      His “YEAH” is the closest that anybody has ever come to matching Lil Jon

    • @lucastardjopawiro3698
      @lucastardjopawiro3698 4 роки тому +23

      *YEEEEEAAAAHHHH*

  • @jacob4colts
    @jacob4colts 4 роки тому +392

    I have a fever and the only prescription is more Nukey Jukey.

    • @hacksbeenjamin
      @hacksbeenjamin 4 роки тому +4

      was a yikes from me dawg

    • @ylan4370
      @ylan4370 4 роки тому +26

      the fans want more Nuke Jukem

  • @MaxAce
    @MaxAce 3 роки тому +2

    The way the Artemis Fowl joke comes back at the very end of the video is amazing

  • @SilverSurfPunk
    @SilverSurfPunk 4 роки тому +84

    Ok, where's the reality show where it's just Jakey and his siblings hanging out. I would watch the hell out of that.

  • @elliebee6537
    @elliebee6537 4 роки тому +404

    11:05 Mad props to Jakey for being an American who can identify an New Zealand accent

    • @Klausinator451
      @Klausinator451 4 роки тому +15

      And one that knows about flight of the conchords.

    • @Vopodop
      @Vopodop 4 роки тому +5

      who is jackey

    • @kylesoler4139
      @kylesoler4139 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah that was quite accurate.

    • @nxght6694
      @nxght6694 4 роки тому +3

      Yo “Jackey” kinda cute doe

    • @hotfunnyg1rl
      @hotfunnyg1rl 4 роки тому

      flight of the concords 😎😎

  • @grodcoyote6635
    @grodcoyote6635 4 роки тому +219

    "I'm a whole lot of attitude, so if you don't like me at my worst, my best is basically the same so f*** off!" I'm screaming

  • @gigleorex
    @gigleorex 4 роки тому +8

    Jakey and his sister is the most wholesome thing I've seen in 2020.

  • @xBukoJuice
    @xBukoJuice 4 роки тому +195

    That "camaraderie" got me so hard, lol. Also Nukey Jukey is dope af.

    • @zturtle1630
      @zturtle1630 4 роки тому +4

      I'm glad I'm not the only person who needed take a breather after that one

  • @EmmaEquinox
    @EmmaEquinox 4 роки тому +289

    You honestly gotta get your sister into more vids. She's a laugh

  • @jamjox9922
    @jamjox9922 4 роки тому +223

    Nukey Jukey is my new favorite character. Also, if she's Nukester--is Nakey Jakey, a "Nakester?"

  • @MarceThePunk
    @MarceThePunk 4 роки тому +6

    That outro with his sister is so wholesome