High School Didn't Matter At All

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ • 14 тис.

  • @NakeyJakey
    @NakeyJakey  4 роки тому +12122

    okay guys seriously though Todd is selling so much gas im getting really fucking scared follow me on instagram and twitter for updates on Todd okay-
    feet pics - instagram.com/jakeychristy
    feet tweets - twitter.com/nakeyjakey
    im gonna see him at the reunion in a few years and i think about that every single fucking day of my stupid life

    • @creathechiboi
      @creathechiboi 4 роки тому +41

      Cops are on their way

    • @debruhh5491
      @debruhh5491 4 роки тому +26

      i think we all want to see todds feet pics

    • @charliekill88
      @charliekill88 4 роки тому +8

      Dat good shit

    • @noblesthing4281
      @noblesthing4281 4 роки тому +6

      Where's the feet pics

    • @lilcigga2537
      @lilcigga2537 4 роки тому +4

      If you didn’t buy any of his gas, you’re probably safe

  • @deivanarley7411
    @deivanarley7411 4 роки тому +11406

    It's funny because one of my classmates was in jail for smuggling gas from Venezuela to Colombia, this video feels so personal to me.

    • @LucyTheCat
      @LucyTheCat 4 роки тому +545

      What the fuck was he doing selling gas though 😂

    • @Squantle
      @Squantle 4 роки тому +454

      Fucking Tod from 5th period

    • @waypindasadi-brydon2282
      @waypindasadi-brydon2282 4 роки тому +16

      You look exactly like Ansel Elgort lmao

    • @raphaelrodriguez1856
      @raphaelrodriguez1856 4 роки тому +16

      That’s pretty cool! Lmao

    • @mrtoasty8387
      @mrtoasty8387 4 роки тому +58

      Raphael Rodriguez eh, a lot of people who come out of my high school weather they fail or not sell drugs lol. Don’t ask... why I know... ok... a lot of people in Hawaii sell drugs too ok.
      Edit: well sell or do drugs...

  • @sunk2086
    @sunk2086 4 роки тому +17245

    Real scary feeling when Jakey literally calls out your hometown of Watertown, South Dakota.

    • @connormennis4465
      @connormennis4465 4 роки тому +254

      Yeah, it's so weird to know

    • @KatToTheFourth
      @KatToTheFourth 4 роки тому +170

      Ikr, I'm from yankton and it was weird

    • @jcolespenis
      @jcolespenis 4 роки тому +103

      Ikr,I’m from santos and it was weird

    • @RobbieStacks90
      @RobbieStacks90 4 роки тому +76

      There's a girl on UA-cam who's in HS who I want to take on a date. She just hit the legal dating age in both of our states and she lives an hour away from me in CT. Her name is Charli.

    • @ElijahuPincher
      @ElijahuPincher 4 роки тому +17

      Ikr, i'm from Barvikha and it was wierd

  • @Zobbster
    @Zobbster 4 роки тому +16662

    As someone who's close to 40, this 25 year old on an exercise ball has got it absolutely correct.

    • @wokeupina
      @wokeupina 4 роки тому +255

      Wow, years later, it’s still relevant.

    • @BrokenGodEnt
      @BrokenGodEnt 4 роки тому +263

      Did one of your high school acquaintances also go to jail for selling gas?

    • @floppaquest4916
      @floppaquest4916 4 роки тому +222

      @@BrokenGodEnt i went to jail for selling gas

    • @wokeupina
      @wokeupina 4 роки тому +77

      BrokenGod Ent. I went to highschool for buying gas. Fact.

    • @SeeWorldKevin
      @SeeWorldKevin 4 роки тому +74

      @@wokeupina i went to gas for buying highschool.
      I hate me too, don't worry.

  • @luisfilipe2747
    @luisfilipe2747 Рік тому +659

    Some ppl don't realize that when someone say that they'll miss high school, they don't mean that you'll miss GOING to high school and taking classes, but rather that period of your life that you didn't had bills to pay, work to go, and everything in between, all you had to do was go to school and make minimum effort to get a decent grade and that's it, that was all responsibility you had.

    • @iiCounted-op5jx
      @iiCounted-op5jx Рік тому +31

      probably yeah lol

    • @eligreg99
      @eligreg99 Рік тому +47

      You nailed it. I miss that I didn’t invest in stocks while I’m highschool

    • @HiHi-lt1cb
      @HiHi-lt1cb 11 місяців тому +14

      I had part time Jobs during high school lol 7 hour school days plus 4+ hours of work right after 💀 not fun as a teen lol

    • @genericcommentor1111
      @genericcommentor1111 11 місяців тому +18

      I get where your coming from but Lotta of my trauma was formed in my high-school life lol

    • @artemisiakyrell7727
      @artemisiakyrell7727 11 місяців тому +5

      Speak for yourself, my family made me work as soon as I was legally allowed to

  • @Khasar816
    @Khasar816 4 роки тому +4398

    The “Todd” in my school became a cop who was fired for using the police database for stalking a woman, ah sweet memories

    • @writershard5065
      @writershard5065 4 роки тому +587

      Cop actually got fired for abusing his power? Perhaps there is hope after all.

    • @frankcos3333
      @frankcos3333 4 роки тому +28

      Writer Shard 😂😂😂

    • @DCGMatthew1
      @DCGMatthew1 4 роки тому +58

      @@writershard5065 Oh, shut up.

    • @kevinfrost6782
      @kevinfrost6782 4 роки тому +102

      Can't believe they just fired him for being in love... the world is a cruel place these days.

    • @Otie64
      @Otie64 4 роки тому +37

      @@writershard5065 haha, if only...

  • @holgerlarsson7531
    @holgerlarsson7531 4 роки тому +7282

    I love how Jakey makes himself laugh when he improvises

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 4 роки тому +95

      pigeon cum curriculum
      gettin freaky wit it now

    • @Kronksterpher
      @Kronksterpher 4 роки тому +18

      i love jakey

    • @MrEquusQuagga
      @MrEquusQuagga 4 роки тому +34

      I love when people laugh at their own jokes

    • @scratchmonkey
      @scratchmonkey 4 роки тому +5

      Not me. I don't like it one bit.

    • @Barncore
      @Barncore 4 роки тому +12

      Literally my favourite thing about his vids

  • @forrestcameron8523
    @forrestcameron8523 4 роки тому +3726

    I just graduated. This is not only so relatable, but the perfect send off.

    • @ytilaidnegelytilaidnegel9772
      @ytilaidnegelytilaidnegel9772 4 роки тому +31

      Happy Graduation lol!

    • @gamejew123
      @gamejew123 4 роки тому +24

      have fun in hell also know as adulthood go to collage for a couple more years of non torture

    • @mack7235
      @mack7235 4 роки тому

      congrats

    • @Skiivin
      @Skiivin 4 роки тому +4

      Me too man. Me too

    • @esky3766
      @esky3766 4 роки тому +9

      Sorry that it had to end with corona :(

  • @greenhowie
    @greenhowie 2 роки тому +2002

    High School is where you force as much concentrated cringe out of your personality as possible until you're too old and the cringe baseline has been set.

    • @justalonelyflower6090
      @justalonelyflower6090 2 роки тому +75

      Omg I hope so- I’ve literally said so many embarrassing things and have been so embarrassingly loud without thinking and I hope that doesn’t continue on after I graduate highschool 😭

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh 2 роки тому +76

      i used to fucking sonic-naruto run

    • @jamsanator0511
      @jamsanator0511 Рік тому +6

      I’m still the same person I was in high school. Maybe I’m just like weird or something.

    • @furrycircuitry2378
      @furrycircuitry2378 Рік тому +12

      It didn't work for me I'm still very (although somewhat secretly) cringe😫😫😫😫

    • @overdrive7349
      @overdrive7349 Рік тому +7

      I had circles around my eyes by the time I was 17.

  • @elisvideobazaar5299
    @elisvideobazaar5299 4 роки тому +6610

    I feel like jakey made this after he looked at his analytics and realized that like 90% of his fanbase is still in high school

    • @gasgasgas4397
      @gasgasgas4397 4 роки тому +111

      Too true man i still have 2 years left

    • @rez9386
      @rez9386 4 роки тому +98

      and its all good because he is telling you all to try your best but it aint the end of the world

    • @Thecabalsgimp
      @Thecabalsgimp 4 роки тому +189

      I'm 27 this content is great. Jakey has a thing for nostalgia. I guarantee everyone under 30 knows and identify with what Jakey is saying here. That's a shotgun spread of a target demographic.

    • @zaystation.
      @zaystation. 4 роки тому +14

      haha, anal

    • @jayzepickle6637
      @jayzepickle6637 4 роки тому +4

      Yup. That's me! :)

  • @jibb1451
    @jibb1451 3 роки тому +8863

    The horse girl is no joke. Had one at almost every high school I went to (rural Wisconsin). One was named Misty. She was a horse girl. Looked into her profile and she is doing great, she helps run her families horse mating business or something. We all sorta laughed at her in highschool but nowadays she has her own house in her early twenties. Who's neighing now?

    • @bioterman8609
      @bioterman8609 3 роки тому +161

      Nice.

    • @taever2862
      @taever2862 3 роки тому +606

      her name being misty makes perfect sense

    • @whoisheiforgothisname2103
      @whoisheiforgothisname2103 3 роки тому +275

      Damn sounds like she is living the life.

    • @jibb1451
      @jibb1451 3 роки тому +87

      @@whoisheiforgothisname2103 the one that got away smh

    • @adafrost6276
      @adafrost6276 3 роки тому +365

      Oh yeah, every horse girl I knew in grade school grew up to actually do stuff with horses as an adult: trainer, vet, breeder, etc. They become the adults helping the next generation of horse girls succeed in life. If I could go back in life to like middle school, I'd go down the horse girl path, seems like the most solid career path that exists.

  • @johnnybone
    @johnnybone 4 роки тому +623

    Hey jake, this your old buddy Todd from 5th period. I need you to pay my bail, i got thrown in the clink for selling gas please help me jakey

    • @NakeyJakey
      @NakeyJakey  4 роки тому +234

      todd. dude. seriously. how the hell have you been tho man? been fucking ages bro I see you're still on the ol "gas lifestyle" heh hehe

    • @DCGMatthew1
      @DCGMatthew1 4 роки тому +21

      Will a get out of jail free card work?

    • @helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385
      @helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385 4 роки тому +2

      Who this is really you?

  • @marlasinger8274
    @marlasinger8274 2 роки тому +1982

    i was so miserable all throughout high school, i couldn't bring myself to engage w my peers and it sucked. i wish i could've experienced the typical teenager stuff like having a big group of friends and goin to parties. its what i always dreamed when i was goin thru my shitty childhood and it hurts knowing that life didnt actually get any better when i got older like i thought it would as a kid

    • @runningowl1812
      @runningowl1812 2 роки тому +70

      I’m sad now

    • @iammonke9203
      @iammonke9203 2 роки тому +23

      Same

    • @InsertName159
      @InsertName159 2 роки тому +92

      I don't even have the motivation to do any missing assignments (which some of them was complete bs) and my parents always keep nagging me about fucking homework missing work grades Why Does It Still Matter To You People!

    • @monsev.arellano9125
      @monsev.arellano9125 2 роки тому +22

      I hope you are doing better now😢

    • @7TwistedAshes
      @7TwistedAshes 2 роки тому +4

      Sigh...

  • @joselocalau123
    @joselocalau123 3 роки тому +6086

    when i graduated all of my classmates were crying and i just stood there feeling so fucking happy that it was finally over. it's not like i didn't have any friends or didn't enjoy my classes, i just fucking hated being trapped in there with a bunch of people who didn't understand me at all with a schedule that fucked me up

    • @アギレラダヤナ
      @アギレラダヤナ 3 роки тому +114

      Same

    • @kurros1270
      @kurros1270 2 роки тому +85

      Same here.

    • @advisor.
      @advisor. 2 роки тому +333

      Lol, I kinda understanding crying because you’ll miss your favorite teachers. But at the same time, like ya’ll finally free, don’t cry because it’s over, smile because 12+ years of learning useless knowledge is over.

    • @renanleandro5914
      @renanleandro5914 2 роки тому +85

      I remember when I graduated last year, I had moved to a new school the same year COVID started, so I didnt had time to actually meet my classmate, but I wasnt really expecting anything. The year before that was the worst year of my entire life and I wasnt really looking forward for two more years of high school.
      Honestly, I should thank COVID for freeing me from that.
      Didnt went to prom, didnt cared about anything, I got my grades, saw that I had passed on everything (obviously I had, I had been cheating on tests online for two years), then I just laid on my bed, I thanked that it was over.

    • @StealthRed55
      @StealthRed55 2 роки тому +3

      Same

  • @samuellee3980
    @samuellee3980 4 роки тому +1110

    "its like the PS2 slim of wireless earbuds" never in my life have i heard such convincing marketing in a single line

    • @Lobbyjoiner69
      @Lobbyjoiner69 4 роки тому +25

      the ps-startup-sound sold it to me

    • @tildey6661
      @tildey6661 4 роки тому +9

      Guaranteed to fail for no reason?

    • @nickrustyson8124
      @nickrustyson8124 4 роки тому +8

      @@tildey6661 And you can't easily fix it

    • @celer2010
      @celer2010 4 роки тому

      get excited for product

  • @martyshrekster
    @martyshrekster 4 роки тому +419

    Absolutely don't miss high school. Never felt like I was actually myself until I got out of school.

    • @kyrem1281
      @kyrem1281 4 роки тому +3

      same

    • @Feyangel23
      @Feyangel23 4 роки тому

      ditto

    • @chickenskink1
      @chickenskink1 4 роки тому +3

      Fuuucking same. I shaved my head right after high school which I never would've done in high school, just because of the looks I would get. Now I do many things without worrying so much all the time.

    • @holofech9744
      @holofech9744 4 роки тому +18

      Every time I see someone from high school all those old pressures come back, and I think like “what person am I supposed to be around them again? Oh god I hope this is right”. Just the worst feeling

    • @SalemKFox
      @SalemKFox 4 роки тому +2

      Same though. I never really figured out what kind of person I was until I had graduated. Now I'm kinda upset I didnt figure it out earlier cause I kept switching from trying to be like everyone else and myself and ended up in this odd area where I was neither.

  • @milkking2347
    @milkking2347 2 роки тому +238

    School did not prepare me for college at all, the amount of independent study and the steep rise in difficulty level is ridiculous

    • @TriableChain552
      @TriableChain552 Рік тому +22

      Facts, I literally went to a college prep high school, and that high school did not help what so ever, ur telling me I gotta study for all these exams without a study guide? What’s up with these 4 1000 word writing assignments due at the end of the week? Wait I don’t get free time?, what are these giant books that I have to read and take notes on (I’m in my 3rd semester and any college classes that require big books I struggle or fail in I was never taught how to tackle them, take notes on the whole book or what?) yea high school is a joke in preparing for college.

    • @Pollicina_db
      @Pollicina_db Рік тому +1

      @@TriableChain552 Don’t you guys have some documents from the previous students that took those classes? One of my major tackles thick books, but we have some scripts from our seniors and its a big help. Of course I still read a part of what I have to read, but having it all written down as notes is easier

  • @SendirianAja
    @SendirianAja 4 роки тому +715

    "the only one that matter is the friends we made along the way"
    literally

    • @java-gn1xs
      @java-gn1xs 4 роки тому +5

      What if you have no friends

    • @taciokikuchi181
      @taciokikuchi181 4 роки тому +4

      @@java-gn1xs If you have the time to think this then you have the time to make friends

    • @jpetras16
      @jpetras16 4 роки тому +2

      Literally all my friends left for college and I've been alone since.

  • @DaveLowe28
    @DaveLowe28 4 роки тому +2195

    I looked up the over confident kids from my high school. Turns out they're doing really well. I guess confidence is actually a good thing.

    • @cescimes
      @cescimes 4 роки тому +102

      well no shit, really?)

    • @Neo2266.
      @Neo2266. 4 роки тому +64

      Well really? no shit

    • @loweni7460
      @loweni7460 4 роки тому +91

      Can't say the same for the confident ones from my school

    • @IYIatthys
      @IYIatthys 4 роки тому +33

      Well, really no shit?

    • @stankyleg7094
      @stankyleg7094 4 роки тому +144

      Prolly cause their parents were rich

  • @Rikoshima
    @Rikoshima 4 роки тому +1438

    "cliterature 101, aka pre-economics" made me laugh so suddenly that my back cracked

    • @NakeyJakey
      @NakeyJakey  4 роки тому +369

      Let’s goooooo to the chiropractor

    • @guest7play614
      @guest7play614 4 роки тому +6

      can someone explain what it means?

    • @132hunterman
      @132hunterman 4 роки тому +71

      @@guest7play614 They are the people who massage your back but like not because you want it but because you need it. you go in and they're like "oh yeah your c-7 is fucked let me get my twelve pound sledgehammer to make sure i pop it back in place

    • @amusicalmaniac
      @amusicalmaniac 4 роки тому +21

      what does the pre-economics joke mean

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 роки тому +24

      @@132hunterman he asked about the pre economics joke lmfao

  • @jamesbb4448
    @jamesbb4448 2 роки тому +818

    High school is like a super long prologue in a jrpg. You HAVE to do it, but once it's over the hometown is gonna burn to the ground, monsters are gonna return to the overworld, and you're gonna have to go on an adventure to defeat the demonlord. But that shits just sprung on you. At no point in your life does anyone give you the proper training or education to defeat the demon lord. They just assume you'll figure it out on your own when you have to.
    I'm not sure this metaphor works

    • @SU1_cidalDadbro
      @SU1_cidalDadbro 2 роки тому +41

      That just means I have to learn all the things I need in order to defeat the demon lord myself... while trying to defeat the demon lord. And I don't know if I should giggle myself stupid or fall headfirst into another existential crises over that analogy.

    • @arise1668
      @arise1668 2 роки тому +15

      Plot Twist: You ARE the final BOSS!

    • @bluetimesskyrii
      @bluetimesskyrii 2 роки тому +31

      Does that mean... our entire childhood was just one drawn out, crappily-written in-game tutorial from Xenoblade Chronicles 2?!

    • @loverboi7371
      @loverboi7371 2 роки тому +10

      my life is a zelda game

    • @pyra0717
      @pyra0717 2 роки тому +17

      @@bluetimesskyrii yeah except later a bunch of new mechanics are introduced and theres no tutorials at all

  • @torkflame
    @torkflame 4 роки тому +589

    Wow this new "comment section" is really neat. Like I can type what every I want. I can say how tubular this video was. Thanks jakey

    • @NakeyJakey
      @NakeyJakey  4 роки тому +179

      yeah just dont type the word "damn" oh fuck i just did damn oh cmon goddammit aw shit

    • @duffinthemuffin5792
      @duffinthemuffin5792 4 роки тому +3

      Totally tubular bro

    • @Lkjhgfvf
      @Lkjhgfvf 4 роки тому +7

      @@NakeyJakey god damn it jakey now you made me do it too god damn it what did you do D A M N I T

    • @chefofthetrash
      @chefofthetrash 4 роки тому +6

      NakeyJakey were doomed Jacob! it’s just a matter of time till mom sees this.

    • @Supertimegamingify
      @Supertimegamingify 4 роки тому +1

      @funy 425 what you jus say

  • @DannySullivanMusic
    @DannySullivanMusic 4 роки тому +615

    As a proud graduate of DeVry High School, I concur.

  • @stevie2.0
    @stevie2.0 4 роки тому +1663

    I remember in my 10th grade financial literacy class we asked “hey can you teach us how to do our taxes” and the teacher said “that’s not what this class is about and it’s not important”. I then found out in senior year that the other financial literacy teacher was asked the same thing and was just like “yeah sure” and taught them. I’ve never not been mad about that

    • @wesleyglenn6603
      @wesleyglenn6603 4 роки тому +128

      Sounds like your first teacher doesn't know how to do there taxes

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 роки тому +39

      @@wesleyglenn6603 damn, kinda sounds like tax fraud

    • @moxieisamoron319
      @moxieisamoron319 4 роки тому +13

      @D. Rather BRUH, IF IT'S CASE SPECIFIC THEN TEACH ALL OF THE CASES, IT'S NOT THAT HARD

    • @moxieisamoron319
      @moxieisamoron319 4 роки тому +39

      @D. Rather My dude, I don't know what college you went to but most colleges don't teach you about taxes, at least in my country, plus not everyone gets to go to college. Kids need to learn this shit in school, it's basic life stuff. Also nice pun Jackass, it's not like I've heard that shit a million times over

    • @SlurpyTheDog
      @SlurpyTheDog 4 роки тому +12

      @D. Rather This is gonna become the next Sticker Star Final Boss theme, I can feel it.

  • @505AG
    @505AG Рік тому +244

    My life got way better after high school. I left my town, met some amazing people, had experiences that I could not do as a teenager, and had more freedom.

    • @pancakes_go2940
      @pancakes_go2940 Рік тому +9

      legit

    • @leetun444
      @leetun444 Рік тому +2

      ​@pancakes_go2940 Is adult life really that good? I'm 16 and a Junior in High School right now. Just curious about it.

    • @zverbruh1407
      @zverbruh1407 Рік тому +10

      @@leetun444It is what you make it to be. I graduated in May but I’m learning that pretty quick. The freedom that comes with being an adult also means shit isn’t just gonna come to you, you gotta work for it. If you put the effort in it will completely change your view on life. High school literally does not matter at the end of the day, at least for me.

    • @OFFONE
      @OFFONE Рік тому +1

      @@leetun444it’s not if you’re poor. Don’t go to college if you don’t know what you’re going for.

    • @vanilla1353
      @vanilla1353 Рік тому

      I’m so excited.

  • @alivebegonias4130
    @alivebegonias4130 4 роки тому +640

    I literally just got out of high school. I don’t even remember half of it.

    • @BoredGhostInk
      @BoredGhostInk 4 роки тому +5

      me too m8

    • @khan-xr6jz
      @khan-xr6jz 4 роки тому

      I'm in hs and I won't be enjoying any of it. This is so sad

    • @marichantheassasin
      @marichantheassasin 4 роки тому +2

      thats the ptsd for ye lmao. the more i unlock as an adult very far away from it the worse the context gets

    • @claysoggyfries
      @claysoggyfries 4 роки тому +2

      Same 😔

    • @Aditz3345
      @Aditz3345 4 роки тому +8

      Dead Begonias same. It was so fucking boring with barely anything memorable.

  • @charl3282
    @charl3282 4 роки тому +717

    I actually did learn about pigeon’s freak bodies, during my AP computer science class, there was a poster that read “Somedays you’re the statue, and other days you’re the pigeon” and that’s all I remember from that class.

    • @shekel_boi
      @shekel_boi 4 роки тому +14

      That's actually deep as fuck

    • @KOTEBANAROT
      @KOTEBANAROT 4 роки тому +6

      I completely forgot about pigeons shitting on statues so I was very confused here. Reads like a postironic tweet

    • @TASTYTOMATO
      @TASTYTOMATO 4 роки тому +3

      i don't know who you are but i had the same thing in my ap cs class.

    • @MainellaGoalie
      @MainellaGoalie 4 роки тому +1

      I had the same exact poster in my global 10 class

    • @dmds43
      @dmds43 4 роки тому

      A lady has that exact same poster on her door at my school

  • @owlserah
    @owlserah 4 роки тому +3280

    As someone who was a senior when COVID hit in March, meaning that all my extracurriculars were cancelled, I did exclusively online school, prom was cancelled, and I graduated sitting on my couch at home, let me tell you all this:
    High school doesn't matter. The memories may be important, but do not let it become your life. Seniors who let themselves have high school be their identity fell apart during the last quarter of our year. They felt listless not being the popular kids anymore. They didn't know what to do.
    It's just school. You will get through it, and you will find yourself being happier when you graduate. Don't let mediocre teens tell you how you should feel, act, and be. Just be yourself. Focus on your education. Have fun with your friends. You can do this.

    • @officialprincelouie
      @officialprincelouie 3 роки тому +7

      I love this comment section

    • @TokyoBerserker
      @TokyoBerserker 3 роки тому +34

      from a sophomore who missed freshmen year due to covid thank you brother

    • @doedoel035
      @doedoel035 3 роки тому +6

      hey man, i'm on college rn and reading the last bit of your comment made me feel better about myself. many thanks for the comment 👍

    • @MagicPotion1612
      @MagicPotion1612 2 роки тому +8

      Exact situation here too. The only thing I missed AT ALL was my friends. And maybe I was a little pissed that I couldn’t wear my prom dress. Lol.

    • @texasred120
      @texasred120 2 роки тому +17

      You know whats crazy? I didn't even have to do online schooling when covid hit senior year. They just passed everyone

  • @eensanom
    @eensanom 2 роки тому +228

    I’m 25 and I only now realize how small this chapter in our lives is.. I’ve been thinking about it the whole week. I relate to high school me as much as I relate to 10 year old me; she’s a tiny, primitive, old version. You’re still so young until at the very least 30. So happy I didn’t peak in HS. I feel like my life is only starting now.

    • @BitchChill
      @BitchChill 2 роки тому +1

      I'm at point where I'm considering 30 old

    • @mariowalker9048
      @mariowalker9048 2 роки тому +24

      @@BitchChill 30 is just where things get interesting

    • @BitchChill
      @BitchChill 2 роки тому

      @@mariowalker9048 Your mid life crisis is peering at that point, so yeah that's interesting

    • @BrokeNigga342
      @BrokeNigga342 Рік тому

      True

    • @colinbrn
      @colinbrn Рік тому +1

      @@BitchChill30 is barely mid-life, that would be like in your 40s or 50s

  • @runestamp
    @runestamp 4 роки тому +26629

    the only reason teenagers think highschool is this cool place where everything matters is because adults in their midlife crisis keep making romanticized movie versions of it

    • @cyberzombie038
      @cyberzombie038 4 роки тому +1624

      Also cartoons and animes.

    • @nika8620
      @nika8620 4 роки тому +1096

      @@cyberzombie038 right tv and anime gave me unrealistic hs expectations

    • @campkira
      @campkira 4 роки тому +231

      when you need to made money for food. tomorrow.. you only go to school for lunch...

    • @McCaroni_Sup
      @McCaroni_Sup 4 роки тому +465

      @@nika8620 Yeah no one goes on the school roof lmao

    • @hoochie1839
      @hoochie1839 4 роки тому +82

      @@McCaroni_Sup I went on my school roof with my friend Ian earlier this year and smoked a couple bowls

  • @MusicMysteryLover
    @MusicMysteryLover 4 роки тому +464

    honestly, I only realized how miserable I was in high school when I reached college. I could study the classes I want, make my own schedule, and make tons of friends cause most people don't cause about your money and gpa in college. Took getting out of the public education system for me to get over my depression and feel like I mattered, who'd a thought? 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @bobbabscoobydoo7115
      @bobbabscoobydoo7115 4 роки тому +6

      Me i dropped out because the second i entered high school i knew it was all useless, like literally only a stupid ass person would realize that until they finished high school to figure that out.i mean like c'mon, i don't give a crap about Shakespeare.

    • @kastiffia9431
      @kastiffia9431 4 роки тому

      Dude, same.

    • @crazyBloodmonkey
      @crazyBloodmonkey 4 роки тому +10

      my experience was oppiite of yours lol high school was the bomb eventhough i was nerdy loser. college was just stress and depression and i might of made like 1 friend shit sucked major ass and was pointless lol

    • @Udontkno7
      @Udontkno7 4 роки тому +22

      what I’ve gained from these comments is that nobody is happy

    • @bobbabscoobydoo7115
      @bobbabscoobydoo7115 4 роки тому +1

      @@Udontkno7 wrong I'm more happier now than i was in school,j get more time to be with my family, i don't have to worry about any assignments,and all the stress about school is gone,I'm 22 now so i work and everything,but to be honest i don't regret getting out. school won't make you happy or successful ,that you can find inside of you

  • @BrassBoyz1
    @BrassBoyz1 4 роки тому +4248

    Don’t be like that kid in high school with a speaker in his backpack blasting music in the hall. Buy raycon

    • @cinezurdo
      @cinezurdo 4 роки тому +122

      I’m a junior in college and people still do that

    • @notjeckup
      @notjeckup 4 роки тому +11

      hell yeah

    • @its_heeho
      @its_heeho 4 роки тому +84

      I want to connect to this guy's speakers to blast Prince's "Soft and Wet". He blasts emo rap music all the time and it's so annoying, gotta do it to him.

    • @Kenoi_
      @Kenoi_ 4 роки тому +9

      That shit followed me into college.

    • @Kingginthenorth
      @Kingginthenorth 4 роки тому +17

      Raycon deez nuts

  • @ragejinraver
    @ragejinraver Рік тому +31

    Unfortunately there are adults who still never can let go their high school phase . AKA the people that peeked in high school and are still mentally there

  • @evanjost-price9141
    @evanjost-price9141 4 роки тому +1358

    jakey would've been the guy selling gas if this channel didn't exist.

    • @sta5011
      @sta5011 2 роки тому

      Bruh no replies? Gues si'll be the first one why Gas tho lmao

    • @streetwatcher_
      @streetwatcher_ 11 місяців тому

      Me actually in a more legit way

  • @Ammoniumbicarbonat
    @Ammoniumbicarbonat 4 роки тому +899

    I guess the real high school was the friends we made along the way

  • @BigOlBoy
    @BigOlBoy 4 роки тому +1050

    I remember when a pigeon came on the bleachers right beside a kid causing him to fart during a standardized test

    • @yin8079
      @yin8079 4 роки тому +33

      yall were taking a standardized test on the bleachers?

    • @freshmarcent2741
      @freshmarcent2741 4 роки тому +6

      @@kevinlaws1521 what does that have to do with @cheems comment?

    • @MorfsPrower
      @MorfsPrower 4 роки тому +3

      Closest I've come to that is taking a test on the floor of a giant convention showcase room, without decorations for maximum space. EVERYONE heard me humming One Winged Angel thanks to the incredible acoustics. Ironic, it was at a Latin convention, too.

    • @DrethNET
      @DrethNET 4 роки тому +1

      @@IHaveASadderDay Why do you like little boys?

    • @indy3130
      @indy3130 4 роки тому

      Nobody touch the like button, it’s at 666

  • @MightyManotaur22
    @MightyManotaur22 2 роки тому +1357

    I disagree a little bit on the "your classes don't matter" argument because a huge part of the value of science, math, history, etc is that they expose you to new concepts and career paths you otherwise might not consider. That said, making 17 year olds decide their career path and then shaming them when they inevitably change their mind a month into college is terrible and also there should absolutely be classes in high school that teach you applicable life skills like taxes.

    • @SweetflyRachel
      @SweetflyRachel 2 роки тому +89

      I agree! I think high school is definitely lacking in its life skills and career education, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t important to develop a baseline understanding of different academic subjects, regardless of whether you’ll use it in the future. It’s more about rounding out your worldview as a well-educated citizen. If all high school did was teach us the bare minimum needed to function in society, it would be pretty awful education. I hope going forward, schools can not only continue teaching the variety of subjects they now teach, but expand their options further, allowing students to explore a wider variety of fields and interests.

    • @chromiyum6849
      @chromiyum6849 2 роки тому +33

      Oh but learning maths through funny examples like a dude buying 100 potatoes will not help me do taxes! School bad!
      Its like, they assume that that kid knows what career to take 10 years in the future. Like, among a class of 30 or whatever, _one_ kid will go on to be a biologist/doctor/researcher, and since _he_ has to know that the mitochondria are the powerhouses of the cell, then _everyone_ has to know it.
      "Oh but i knew from my childhood that i wanted to be a software engineer why do i need chemistry aaaaaaaaa" just shut up please

    • @chromiyum6849
      @chromiyum6849 2 роки тому +3

      @@SweetflyRachel exactly.

    • @jalengholson8595
      @jalengholson8595 Рік тому +9

      Yea bc I should learn the difference between sedimentary igneous and metamorphic rocks

    • @gotshmoked1764
      @gotshmoked1764 Рік тому +1

      Depends on your school in what area you live in

  • @countdooku3373
    @countdooku3373 3 роки тому +2869

    Everyone kept telling me when I was in high school "you will miss it when your gone!" or "its the best years of your life!" Graduated 3 years ago and I can tell you right now highschool was the biggest waste of fucking time thus far. I have applied very little of what I learned into ANYTHING, I've had to figure it all out myself.

    • @leonpaelinck
      @leonpaelinck 3 роки тому +100

      the only reason you might miss it is because what comes after isn't any better

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 3 роки тому +359

      +@@leonpaelinck But it's not high school you miss, you just miss being a teenager because life was easier and simpler

    • @Camio_Lotus
      @Camio_Lotus 3 роки тому +88

      @@DrDolan2000 exactlyyyy omg someone finally fucking gets it

    • @teopazdrijan1008
      @teopazdrijan1008 3 роки тому +50

      @@Camio_Lotus Yeah, It's like you're an adult, but also at the same time you're not. I fucking miss that feeling of being a freshman, but I wouldn't want to relive that shit ever again, the school part, but the meeting new people part, fucking awesome, but also kinda anticlimactic considering the retrospection...

    • @AstralLaVista
      @AstralLaVista 2 роки тому +17

      I'm in the UK and we leave high school at 16 I'm 26 now and I still don't miss it

  • @jackcr2477
    @jackcr2477 4 роки тому +239

    Damn, nothing like this video to hit you with a depression wave on how much you wasted your time in high school being depressed and socially anxious

    • @ThrillhouseToTheMax
      @ThrillhouseToTheMax 4 роки тому +22

      But high school didn't matter. You are living now, in the present! Focus on the moment.

    • @DABeardedHippy
      @DABeardedHippy 4 роки тому +22

      That shouldnt make you more depressed it should make you want to stop wallowing in your own self pity so that in the future when you look back to now you don't feel the same way. Obviously its not just that easy but one step at a time.

    •  4 роки тому +8

      The lack of self awareness rn is astounding. Cuz now you’re wasting _today_ being depressed and self anxious. I have depression, too, man, but take my comment as a wakeup call.
      Listen to Good Old Days by Macklemore (I know stfu and give this one a try; trust me, you need it) and Kesha

    • @ArjunG445
      @ArjunG445 4 роки тому +1

      Bob Pickleson who Tf listens to Macklemore 😂😂😂😂

    • @CameronTheHuman
      @CameronTheHuman 4 роки тому +2

      Memories can hurt even more knowing you can never go back (nostalgia)

  • @gelatinocyte6270
    @gelatinocyte6270 4 роки тому +576

    Basically: the education system is flawed, but what really matters is the friends you made along the way

    • @originaldave8216
      @originaldave8216 4 роки тому +9

      Yes because you’ll know those people forever
      /s

    • @LadderShowITA
      @LadderShowITA 4 роки тому +13

      Maybe the real education is the friend we made along the way

    • @braxinIV
      @braxinIV 4 роки тому +11

      Until you all leave for college and say your gonna keep in touch, but you never do. Then all your homies are either getting married or having kids, and buying houses, and getting better jobs and subsequently not having time to hang out.

    • @Brunstead
      @Brunstead 4 роки тому +1

      Agreed. I've managed to keep the same group of friends since elementary school despite most of us going off to separate colleges. It's entirely possible if you make the effort to keep in touch.

  • @irenicrose
    @irenicrose 2 роки тому +506

    Now that I’m in college, I realize that high school is a scam and that no one cares how many AP credits you got or how fast you’re growing through life. Everyone goes at their own pace.

    • @carzia_speed2235
      @carzia_speed2235 2 роки тому +36

      Exactly. I chose not to do honors because I knew nobody would give a damn because all that matters is your gpa, act, and sat scores. I have a 3.8 gpa and my friend has a 3.4 but she takes honors so for me to see that I realize I dodged a bullet

    • @Ja1dyn_
      @Ja1dyn_ 2 роки тому +27

      Facts. I’m still in high school but refuse to take more than one honors class. Fr it DOESNT matter and it just puts more stress on you

    • @mathewrichey5268
      @mathewrichey5268 2 роки тому +8

      For me, I’m just maxing out on IB and AP credits just so I don’t have to take classes I hate in college

    • @mathewrichey5268
      @mathewrichey5268 2 роки тому +1

      @@Ja1dyn_’d have to agree, if you’re not looking for some glamorous hi-end job, honors not worth it and why I’m not signing up for more work in college, I’ve already worked hard enough :P

    • @1212holden
      @1212holden Рік тому +8

      Hell even college is if you don’t know what you’re doing. I took 2 years of business and learned basically nothing because it was all common sense or had to be learned through experience

  • @CorruptPianist
    @CorruptPianist 4 роки тому +4458

    Can't believe you got PEMDAS wrong as a grown ass man. The S stands for suffering.

    • @mrfootfxtish9430
      @mrfootfxtish9430 3 роки тому +111

      Its for subtraction of happiness from your life

    • @annettebonteri3234
      @annettebonteri3234 3 роки тому +47

      Okay on a serious note, let's see if I remember PEMDAS without googling it:
      P (3nis)
      E (ridociklitis)
      M(ath)
      D(ivision)
      A(ddition)
      S(subtraction)

    • @angelita2213
      @angelita2213 3 роки тому +14

      @@annettebonteri3234
      P- Parentheses
      E- Equation
      M- Multiply
      D- Divide
      A- Add
      S- Subtract

    • @mcnugsbitch7266
      @mcnugsbitch7266 3 роки тому +18

      And the P stands for “please put a bullet in my brain for fucks sake”

    • @TheCinemaMan777
      @TheCinemaMan777 3 роки тому

      @@mrfootfxtish9430 /

  • @redheadboyyy123
    @redheadboyyy123 4 роки тому +1642

    I was in class with a guy who would use his “im enlisting after high school so you owe me sex” on half the girls. Even freshmen. He entered the reserves and delivers pizza now it’s been 5 years

    • @poke-champ4256
      @poke-champ4256 4 роки тому +159

      That was the funniest comment ive ever read that wasnt supposed to be a joke

    • @darthdarthbinkss
      @darthdarthbinkss 4 роки тому +25

      I wonder if he ever got any

    • @HarbingerOfMorningWood
      @HarbingerOfMorningWood 3 роки тому +70

      @@darthdarthbinkss If he was from anywhere that wasn’t a city, yes he definitely got some

    • @darthdarthbinkss
      @darthdarthbinkss 3 роки тому +5

      @@HarbingerOfMorningWood Why do you say that?

    • @HarbingerOfMorningWood
      @HarbingerOfMorningWood 3 роки тому +127

      @@darthdarthbinkss you know small-town girls raised with a glorified image of the military love a guy in uniform

  • @Crazy56U
    @Crazy56U 4 роки тому +369

    The only real significant event that happened to me in high school was when the bank foreclosed on our house in 2007.

    • @tavim5481
      @tavim5481 4 роки тому

      is that even relevant to high school?

    • @Iwillstealeurcats
      @Iwillstealeurcats 4 роки тому +88

      @@tavim5481 yeah, you can't do homework without a home

    • @redweather6315
      @redweather6315 4 роки тому +14

      im obviously desensitized because when i read this i thought to myself, “Thats funny as shit ahahahahahaha”

    • @danielgisborne3469
      @danielgisborne3469 4 роки тому +12

      @@Iwillstealeurcats checkmate teachers

    • @Pk1998AMG
      @Pk1998AMG 4 роки тому +3

      Yeet haha

  • @DrewzThunder
    @DrewzThunder 11 місяців тому +13

    Incorrect. High school gave me so much trauma that I had to go through many years of therapy after that. It matter, just not in a good way.

  • @stephenbalk4978
    @stephenbalk4978 4 роки тому +496

    I actually took my high schools “senior financial algebra” class instead of taking calculus (I had kinda self taught myself my junior year for physics) and it was all about doing taxes, fanatical planning, how to read a gas meter for some fucking reason but it was the only class ever to prepare me for the real world, and now I work for Disney in a completely manufactured one!

    • @verostation
      @verostation 4 роки тому +10

      I honestly see that as an absolute win

    • @williamweaver1945
      @williamweaver1945 4 роки тому +48

      the gas meter was for teaching you how to illegally sell gas

    • @tylermarshall808
      @tylermarshall808 4 роки тому +1

      Ha me too never thought I’d miss a job so much but we’ll be back soon!

    • @cormano64
      @cormano64 4 роки тому +2

      "fanatical planning"
      Is this terrorist training or something?

    • @blakechildress944
      @blakechildress944 4 роки тому

      Is working at Disney as strict and lifeless as some people say?

  • @thetalkingartist
    @thetalkingartist 4 роки тому +712

    Me a horsegirl: I just came here to have a good time and honestly I’m feeling attacked

    • @NakeyJakey
      @NakeyJakey  4 роки тому +265

      its okay we can watch Horse Sense and feed all your stallions apples afterwards

    • @thetalkingartist
      @thetalkingartist 4 роки тому +64

      NakeyJakey my cottagecore dream come true

    • @seniorsequel
      @seniorsequel 4 роки тому +3

      Natalie Center shut up Bridget

    • @memethemastermonarch9459
      @memethemastermonarch9459 4 роки тому +25

      It's alright Jakey is secretly a horse girl at heart too it's self decprecating humor

    • @Nectalaz
      @Nectalaz 4 роки тому

      @@NakeyJakey Ginger weed bag

  • @meantforu222
    @meantforu222 4 роки тому +116

    I'm glad we could share that moment under the bleachers. Fourth of july was unforgettable that year

  • @GlitchedProxy
    @GlitchedProxy 2 роки тому +36

    7:05 sorry to inform you Jakey…

  • @michaelkarim57
    @michaelkarim57 4 роки тому +763

    "Prom doesn't matter" Being my last day of high school today I could not agree more

    • @GJ1998ARG
      @GJ1998ARG 4 роки тому +1

      What are you guys gonna do? What did the staff told you?

    • @isakartang601
      @isakartang601 4 роки тому +1

      :( same

    • @michaelkarim57
      @michaelkarim57 4 роки тому +4

      @@GJ1998ARG We planned for graduation in August since we are a small school, but I have no idea how likely that will be...

    • @sadpath1679
      @sadpath1679 4 роки тому +12

      @@GJ1998ARG prom is more useless than a matric jacket (US leather man jacket)

    • @tigrus879archives4
      @tigrus879archives4 4 роки тому +7

      @@GJ1998ARG Prom is all style no substance

  • @mildpass
    @mildpass 4 роки тому +2752

    "The things that mattered from high school are the friends and memories you've made"
    I came in expecting to be uplifted from my miserable high school experience and instead now I am even more sad.

    • @akkros707
      @akkros707 4 роки тому +191

      Same. Haven't had really any friends since 6th grade when my best friend turned on me. My 2 old friends turned they're backs on me and I have only 1 friend.

    • @inamasschelein6541
      @inamasschelein6541 4 роки тому +116

      @@akkros707 Same here. I was bullied and excluded my entire life and I’m still alone now

    • @akkros707
      @akkros707 4 роки тому +62

      @@inamasschelein6541
      Keep the faith. Once you're out of high school, you can start a new life. Ever heard of Elon Musk? He was bullied his entire life, and then by the time he was almost 30, he became a millionare. And now he is a billionare.

    • @progunjack5556
      @progunjack5556 3 роки тому +168

      @@akkros707 i don't think I'm gonna use Elon as my inspiration, dude is shady

    • @nicole-if9rc
      @nicole-if9rc 3 роки тому +49

      hey it’s fine high school is just a small part of ur life u have so much more life ahead of u to make memories and enjoy ur life.

  • @Crazelord91
    @Crazelord91 4 роки тому +1498

    If I can give advice to anyone in high school now as an adult, try to learn some interesting skill. Pick up an instrument, learn to code, get fluent in another language, etc.
    You may not have the time and energy to do it as an adult so you'll be thankful you did as a kid. Esp bc it'll make you a more interesting person when you quickly reach an age that genetics and puberty don't matter as much as who you are as an individual.
    **Edit:** Glad this was good advice to some! I spent a decent amount of time in HS learning guitar and songwriting and I'm glad I have that skill today bc it really expanded much of my personal and social life, so I hope you find your thing

    • @TheVoiceOfChaos
      @TheVoiceOfChaos 4 роки тому +14

      Facts

    • @dylant8338
      @dylant8338 4 роки тому +8

      BIG facts

    • @mydab66
      @mydab66 4 роки тому +26

      Thank you, I've been stressed like what I want to do in life n idk what but now that I think about it. I got all the time in the world and I will learn

    • @jujubunnypaws
      @jujubunnypaws 4 роки тому +8

      lmao im too busy being depressed

    • @malif1279
      @malif1279 4 роки тому +1

      Thanks for this advice

  • @bogib8113
    @bogib8113 2 роки тому +68

    This is why I’m soooo happy I matured and had reality checks in my life early on. Like I know if I had a normal life everyone else usually has I would’ve just been a different person.

  • @Arcaryon
    @Arcaryon 4 роки тому +1311

    The frustrating part is to KNOW that I only went to school to go to university and that I am only going to university because the field I want to work in requires a master and quite frankly I have spent 14 years of my life with NOTHING important at all which I will have to do for another four years and my actual "life" hasn't even started yet... WTF.

    • @Hyperversum3
      @Hyperversum3 4 роки тому +54

      That's how education works buddy. I am a neuroscience student and I used the last 3 and half years to get a degree in biotechs, it or biology being a prerequisite for this master I am currently in, and more than half the courses were useless to my objective.
      BUT learning more can't be bad. That's why school to begin with is structured like this.
      Sure, knowing a bit more about biochemistry and less about general chemistry would have helped me, but most people aren't sure about what they want to do with their lives, having education systems provide a general knowledge help them. Hell, it's from when I started university that I wanted to go on the path I am but even so I had doubts and almost changed my studies.
      Just like for the general student learning about the powerhouse of the Cell won't be important but won't harm them, the same applies for your secondary knowledge.

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon 4 роки тому +31

      @@Hyperversum3 I study politics with a focus on international relationships in Europe. Now, as you maybe know the general field of politics, like nearly all basic humanitarian scientific fields, is pretty wide so career opportunities can vary drastically - most people earn jack shit because they don't have a plan in this field but not only in that regard, I am a very special snowflake.
      I was sure pretty early on of what I wanted to do, I know myself very well and planned all of this out very carefully. I knew that I wanted to study, I knew that I wouldn't want much to do with stem, I came to the conclusion that I could do something with law, economics with a focus on the Chinese market or politics, I chose the latter as the relationships with China turned even sourer and as I noticed quickly that while I enjoy law, I didn't want to spend my life with it, so eventually I made the correct choice and picked something I just like to concern myself with and figured out the best way to eventually make money in the field - not because I want to get rich, again, I deliberately didn't pick law.
      Now, I am still studying and I don't know how the market will be in 4 years when I first really enter it but sadly, I lack an interest in something more practical so I made the best out of my talents. Regardless
      I still had to waste years of my educational life with stuff that wasn't even reasonably helpful or in any way justifiable from my personal perspective.
      I mean that in a pretty severe manner, I sat in my class, I learned and I haven't used most this knowledge ever since nor will I ever have to use most of it - fine, let's say that languages were useful, the basics were, of course, necessary and then I have like everybody some subjects which I genuinely liked. Still doesn't change the fact I planned out my humble current gamble with the knowledge I almost exclusively picked up outside of the education system while preparing for the finals which I concluded without much effort and I don't mean that as a brag but as an accusation. It was laughably easy. Like, the stuff that was difficult was my only (required) Stem subject.
      I know don't have all the answers, it’s just that I understand "how education works" for me and I am saying that the system we apply can be highly ineffective and was partly designed literal decades ago, remained almost unchanged in many school systems on the planet and that THAT is a problem for me.
      I know that it helps people to have a wide education but here is the thing - I don't care about others so much that I am willing to sacrifice YEARS of my youth for their lack of self-understanding. I still do not wish for them to make premature decisions, but you get my point stranger.
      That's not supposed to sound arrogant or like an asshole; I am just frustrated because unlike most people as it seems to me; I had the thought that none of this matters with 12 and not with 20. I wasn't super bright or super gifted but I had the luxury of time.
      Society is built by us cooperating and I know that people like to say that the lowest plank is the weakest part of the barrel but its 2020, better concepts could be implemented and quite frankly I study politics at least in part because I KNOW that essential things in my nation are going wrong and nothing has been done about it in years.
      For the general student, having better-paid teachers who can and want to afford more time for them and their problems would have been a good start. Why I say all this with such with confidence? Because I had good teachers, I was good ( not outstanding in any way but I aced what I had to without much effort ) at school, I enjoyed my time there for all the wrong reasons and I STILL say that it was a huge waste of time regardless.
      It's just... I don't have so long. In 20 years I will be forty. In 40 years, 60, in 60 years I will be 80 years old. And I still have so much I want to do. Life is short if you have plans. And I am afraid. Do you know what life is? I don't. But I remember a quote from a video of an old soldier about what death is I watched 5 years ago.
      "Once you realize they are gone, they're dead, then what death looks like, is nothing. There's nothing there. There's a body there but there's nothing at all. It goes from something, a big something to the smallest nothing that there can be. It goes from dreams and aspirations to nothing. You know, you can kick it, you can hit it with a stick, you can throw rocks on it, you can do anything and it won't bother, 'cause it's dead."
      ua-cam.com/video/GxSR1VgVAUk/v-deo.html at 2:55 min
      I am terrified of dying. So incredibly afraid. I can't afford to waste my time with things I don't do for me, for my loved ones, for my small insignificant world because I have no god, no afterlife, no nothing, this is it, this small worthless life that can be snuffed out with one moment of carelessness. Nearly the entire world won't miss me when I am gone.
      I once loved a girl and for one sweet day in a fall a long time ago, I wasn't afraid of death. It was the single best moment of my life.
      That's why I want to learn what I need. That's why in regards to things that concern me, I don't compromise. I can't. I would hate me forever if I did, I couldn't live like that and because life has no reset button, no second chances I have to forge my small story. You will have forgotten about me by tomorrow. And that's ok. C'est la vie. The greatest gift there is.
      „Summae opes inopia cupiditatum.” - "He is richest who is poorest in his desires." Lucius Annaeus Seneca
      He was probably right in more ways than I would like to admit. Life well stranger. Good luck to you.

    • @hidinginyourcloset
      @hidinginyourcloset 4 роки тому +16

      Kinda wish that school wasn't mandatory for our first 18 years of our lives

    • @stenledtrap5273
      @stenledtrap5273 4 роки тому +2

      @@hidinginyourcloset what?

    • @lordvaderdarthsith
      @lordvaderdarthsith 4 роки тому +62

      Human life has the longest tutorial of all the known lifeforms on this forsaken planet, and the game isn't even funny when you start playing it

  • @isaaclarson4605
    @isaaclarson4605 4 роки тому +424

    Jakey is like that one friend who's really funny but you can also have a really deep talk with

  • @GaeFootballClub
    @GaeFootballClub 4 роки тому +297

    the best thing about high school is that my pure hatred for it made me rekindle friendships after high school with some people that are now my closest friends

    • @shineayandrews1869
      @shineayandrews1869 4 роки тому +11

      I’m too much of a pussy to contact anyone I went to school with. I was really fucking weird growing up and turns out it was legitimately autism. I want to apologise to a couple of people for the way I acted but I feel like they won’t give a shit. :(

    • @GaeFootballClub
      @GaeFootballClub 4 роки тому +2

      Additional Pylons try it man, you never know! I did it and it was honestly the scariest thing cause I felt it would be like that but it turned out to be the best choice I made

  • @GremlinsGarbagePile
    @GremlinsGarbagePile 2 роки тому +37

    I’m glad I saw this video. I graduated earlier this year, and I remember feeling extremely empty after graduating. I didn’t have those crazy party stories. Or any stories really. Hell I was a band kid, the coolest part of my week was Friday night games.
    Then covid hit during my sophomore year and it really went further downhill. I was terrible at online school.
    And it that wasn’t bad- I ended up transferring my senior year and spent it as the new kid. Which was hell on earth. I went to prom with strangers and felt no joy walking across that stage.
    Tl;dr Don’t let people make you feel bad for not having “the teenage dream” it’s a myth that most kids don’t really experience.

    • @iiCounted-op5jx
      @iiCounted-op5jx Рік тому +2

      I still would've liked to experience anything at all, my whole experience was online classes

    • @herkload
      @herkload 10 місяців тому +1

      I was also a band kid back in 2015/16 and I agree that friday football games were the highlight of my high school experience lol

  • @sierraa391
    @sierraa391 4 роки тому +1189

    God Jakey’s brand of humor is so good. “Cliterature 101” killed me.

    • @Claego
      @Claego 4 роки тому +17

      I had to call my wife into the room just to show her that part

    • @chipsnguac1179
      @chipsnguac1179 4 роки тому +24

      AKA pre-economics

    • @xsprays7937
      @xsprays7937 4 роки тому +4

      Pre-Economics 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @KierstenReadsALot
      @KierstenReadsALot 4 роки тому +2

      Dude same honestly lmao

    • @jah-coupe5068
      @jah-coupe5068 4 роки тому +2

      You mean Pre-Economics🤓

  • @andredmtr
    @andredmtr 4 роки тому +2199

    “Maybe I’m not gonna disappear for another 3 months” said NakeyJakey... 3 months ago.

    • @ricchburglar
      @ricchburglar 4 роки тому +97

      He's like that uncle that only appears when he runs out of money.

    • @hayk3000
      @hayk3000 4 роки тому +17

      @@ricchburglar you mean Jakey?

    • @ricchburglar
      @ricchburglar 4 роки тому +6

      @@hayk3000 yes

    • @muddposs2112
      @muddposs2112 4 роки тому +5

      hayk3000 yes

    • @Brotor_
      @Brotor_ 4 роки тому +5

      @@hayk3000 yes

  • @callmekremit7147
    @callmekremit7147 4 роки тому +417

    i actually do say thank god the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell every time i order a coffee. bold of you to assume i didn’t learn anything at high school i learnt one thing

  • @looganfroast2044
    @looganfroast2044 2 роки тому +28

    Looking back at my Highschool days just make me feel like shit. Currently I really have no good friends and I’m clinging on to one I hate just because I have no one else. It’s almost been two years now and I still can’t figure out what direction I want to go in life. I think the last really good year I had was in seventh grade and that scares me.

    • @BitchChill
      @BitchChill 2 роки тому +7

      My social life ended at 7th grade

    • @professional.commentator
      @professional.commentator 2 роки тому +4

      For me, it was maybe 12th but before that it was definitely 8th. The first 3 years of high school for me were just Hell on Earth.

    • @iiCounted-op5jx
      @iiCounted-op5jx Рік тому +4

      @@BitchChill brutal

    • @BitchChill
      @BitchChill Рік тому

      @@iiCounted-op5jx It's never recovered fully unfortunately

  • @Merlinthehappypig
    @Merlinthehappypig 4 роки тому +278

    I remember going school with Jakey. First time I seen him I felt like I was staring at the sun, he was so beautiful. I think he said something stupid but cute like "Nice shoes"
    It started off sweet, like most high school relationships: Kissing during lunch time, hugging in the bathroom, touching each other (in naughty places)
    I was younger then, but I really felt like I loved him. The way he would blurt out silly compliments like "I like your hair" "I like your shoes" blah blah.
    When I was with him I never felt judged and he made me feel loved. While the other kids called me "The creepy janitor who looks like Jack Nicholson" he simply called me "Keith"

    • @IAmP.T.
      @IAmP.T. 4 роки тому +19

      90000/10 story.. it made me cry, so goddamn emotion

    • @iplay10101
      @iplay10101 4 роки тому +4

      *hol up*

    • @HavaNDay
      @HavaNDay 4 роки тому +43

      That is pretty disgusting and could just ruin anyone's day. This is some seriously creepy-ass Wattpad looking degeneracy that does not belong im this site.
      9.5, A little something for everyone, really makes you feel like Batman
      -IGN

    • @jackkaniewski5450
      @jackkaniewski5450 4 роки тому +13

      KNACK 2 BABY

    • @CHIEFJAC
      @CHIEFJAC 4 роки тому +1

      Arrest this man 💀

  • @suakeli
    @suakeli 4 роки тому +1412

    Maybe the real high school was the friends we made along the way.

    • @laatma985
      @laatma985 4 роки тому +43

      Man it's really annoying to not have any good friends when I should have the time of my life :(

    • @unoriginalyoutubename8761
      @unoriginalyoutubename8761 4 роки тому +44

      @@laatma985
      That's not a realistic perception of reality my guy. The high schoolers "having the time of their life" aren't with legitimate friends that they'll be able to confide in forever. All of it is superficial and shallow, well most of it.

    • @RodrigoroRex
      @RodrigoroRex 4 роки тому +5

      Tbh the only good thing about high school is friends so make sure to have a good time and go to some parties. Yes 99 percent of people you meet there you won't ever talk to again but still

    • @vibri_
      @vibri_ 4 роки тому +11

      @@unoriginalyoutubename8761 Still better than being an autistic shut in with no friend though. Socializing is really the only redeeming thing about those years.

    • @MAR-wo4mc
      @MAR-wo4mc 4 роки тому +7

      You Guys had friends?

  • @shrekiewecki6465
    @shrekiewecki6465 4 роки тому +1936

    *Nothing better than Chris Pratt screaming about sex education*

  • @zamap4278
    @zamap4278 Рік тому +19

    1:25 this is funny because a guy named Todd sold us weed in high school until he got expelled.

  • @xlxlx1
    @xlxlx1 3 роки тому +2551

    school doesn’t teach u how to be successful because if everyone becomes successful, who’s going to work the 9-5 labor jobs that run the economy?

    • @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466
      @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 3 роки тому +118

      Robots pretty soon

    • @nuclearnadal3116
      @nuclearnadal3116 3 роки тому +68

      @@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 dem robots tuk er juubs

    • @mojavecourier6987
      @mojavecourier6987 3 роки тому +139

      @@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 yeah but who'll fix the robots and keep them running? Not other robots since those will need to be fixed as well.

    • @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466
      @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 3 роки тому +85

      @@mojavecourier6987 I'd assume people but that's more the work of an engineer than a laborer.

    • @FirstLast-uz6eq
      @FirstLast-uz6eq 3 роки тому +2

      Robots.

  • @noahcootz6735
    @noahcootz6735 4 роки тому +188

    One of my friends in freshman year of High school just disappeared one day. Two years ago about 4 years after everyone lost contact with him he shot and murdered someone over a drug dispute. Crazy shit folks

  • @Warxoth
    @Warxoth 4 роки тому +438

    Good things about high school:
    - Socialization, learning that you'll always get stuck with a dead weight pos whether it's work or college.
    That's about it.

    • @GhostStealth590
      @GhostStealth590 4 роки тому +19

      nope. ash Nah, HS failed with that. Made me feel 10x lonelier since I had to be forced around other people that had friends, in turn making me jealous and feel like a POS for not having any friends. But in college, when the class is done, I’m out of there, I ain’t sticking around for that shit. I’m heading back home.

    • @flyde6521
      @flyde6521 4 роки тому

      It taught me cool words

    • @icantthinkofaname1483
      @icantthinkofaname1483 4 роки тому +3

      so i basically got nothing out of high school then, which sounds about right

    • @mack7235
      @mack7235 4 роки тому

      socialism

    • @noahfessenden6478
      @noahfessenden6478 4 роки тому

      The best thing I ever got in High school were the college courses I took. Most of which were the friends I made from.

  • @NaturesPixieArt
    @NaturesPixieArt 2 місяці тому +3

    I just graduated high school and feel quite lost but I think you cured me, also I love the kirbys epic yarn music

  • @Samsohecanpost
    @Samsohecanpost 4 роки тому +137

    "THE MEMORIES"
    Yeah those totally disappear too.

  • @doofs
    @doofs 4 роки тому +716

    i'll be honest, I graduated 2 years ago and forgot literally everyone IMMEDIATELY.
    like, I wasn't good with names to begin with, but man.
    I guess my only regret was being too isolated to try new things and make more conversations with people I saw in the halls.

    • @matty_daddy
      @matty_daddy 4 роки тому +21

      Shit, I’m 14 and I’m a mega introvert

    • @poobs2361
      @poobs2361 4 роки тому +41

      I was pretty social in high school. I made a point to try and spend time with literally hundreds of people that I met throughout middle and high school between sports and my shitty home life. Surprisingly, I have only had a handful of friendships that have lasted the 7 years since we've all graduated. Once in a while I'll run into a classmate who I haven't seen since literally graduation day and we kind of just smile at each other from across the way but we aren't really involved in each other's lives enough to stop and have a talk. Honestly, I'm better friends with some of my coworkers than I ever was with half of the people I knew in high school. Kind of just loops back to the point that most of high school doesn't matter.

    • @ThomasCarlotto
      @ThomasCarlotto 4 роки тому +16

      @@matty_daddy the less you worry about that the better. You don't need to be surrounded by people, just find someone that likes the same shit you do. I was aways an introvert (I'm 23 and I still am), and I can say that most people just think too much

    • @Norogoth
      @Norogoth 4 роки тому +9

      @@matty_daddy I am 29. I wish I did more stuff when I was younger. Join a club. Join a team. If you hate it, you quit. If you like it, then you will always remember it and it will have value to you for many more years in the future.

    • @nicholashildenbrand8632
      @nicholashildenbrand8632 4 роки тому +5

      @@matty_daddy 99.9% of the people you attend school with won't matter BUT you may regret not forming silly high school memories or at least trying to make friends.
      I used to be the same way.

  • @jezzuh9120
    @jezzuh9120 4 роки тому +1769

    So many days in high school the teacher would just show up and be like "I don't really have anything to teach today. Just look over your notes or sit there in silence for 52 minutes." The critical thinking skills, social connections, and support structure that school provides is insanely valuable but dear god do they sometimes just not give a shit.

    • @echodelta2172
      @echodelta2172 4 роки тому +42

      well they're run by the government, soooo

    • @soupstoreclothing
      @soupstoreclothing 4 роки тому +37

      @@Dorkeydaze LOL imagine legitimately calling yourself an ancap

    • @damianc669
      @damianc669 3 роки тому +94

      Teachers get paid jack fucking shit for how important their job is of teaching the youth of society

    • @senza4591
      @senza4591 3 роки тому +39

      CrItIcAl ThiNkInG SkIlLs AnD SoCiAl CoNnEcTiOns

    • @TheArtis4n
      @TheArtis4n 3 роки тому +3

      Considering what they get paid...

  • @kinderbakkesknaller1368
    @kinderbakkesknaller1368 2 роки тому +29

    I sometimes go back to this video if I get to worried about my life. It's just so nice to hear that it all just does not really matter

    • @iiCounted-op5jx
      @iiCounted-op5jx Рік тому +2

      it helps me feel a bit better because I'm stuck doing online classes, feels like I'm missing out on the best years of my life

  • @laffycade3151
    @laffycade3151 4 роки тому +2943

    High school: if you study now you can enjoy later
    College: if you study now you can enjoy later
    Job: if you work now you can enjoy later

    • @paleriderpalehorse55
      @paleriderpalehorse55 4 роки тому +202

      And it goes on and on

    • @serfnuts
      @serfnuts 4 роки тому +315

      Then you retire and you might only have 10 good years left before you're too old to do anything. Happened to my step grandfather, died 8 months ago. He was a fucking bastard and I'm glad he's gone. But he retired in 2000, health had been going downhill for the better part of the past 10 years. 10 years ain't a lot of time to enjoy life when you're already in your 60s. Like my dad told me, you're older for a lot longer than your younger.... But in the end you might just work your entire life and die never having a chance to just chill and let the world go by.

    • @PB-ie8cj
      @PB-ie8cj 4 роки тому +159

      @@serfnuts retirement? What's that? Sounds like a boomer era thing

    • @TheTyisawesome
      @TheTyisawesome 4 роки тому +108

      Yep that's how it goes. Enjoy life as you live it, you aren't waiting for anything except the inevitable end.

    • @hrithikjoshi6918
      @hrithikjoshi6918 4 роки тому +3

      enjoy later

  • @abraxis7292
    @abraxis7292 4 роки тому +975

    Most of the "cool kids" in high school turned into either junkies, criminals, deadbeat dads or dead. Some accomplished all 4 of those too.

    • @KasperMcKay
      @KasperMcKay 4 роки тому +50

      And the rest became criminals and politicians. How redundant

    • @Merkabist
      @Merkabist 4 роки тому +70

      I guess it depends on the socioeconomic status of the area and people you went to school with. We had a lot of our ‘cool kids/popular kids’ just be ‘professionally rich’, or inherit a position in a family company, Ivy League University just for the status, being wealthy and hanging at home all day reading, etc.

    • @danshee5002
      @danshee5002 4 роки тому +38

      Yah and some of the "not so cool kids/outcasts" such as myself also turned out to make nothing of himself🙂

    • @em-up2om
      @em-up2om 4 роки тому +6

      Danshee500 you still have time don’t give up!! Life is what you make of it & it doesn’t matter what other people consider “accomplished”.

    • @sforbesgocka
      @sforbesgocka 4 роки тому +2

      coolness is a fucken stupid abstract concept kids
      it don’t matter in highschool it don’t matter now lol

  • @pengmaeda9908
    @pengmaeda9908 4 роки тому +973

    “The time a kid farted super loud during a test”
    Now I don’t want to confirm anything here, but I may or may not have been that kid. And I’m not saying I certainly was that kid, but if I was, I got away with it and nobody Knew who it was...
    I mean I certainly don’t know who it was, but even if I did, idk maybe it just...slipped out of nowhere without the culprits control.

    • @editedfalafel2434
      @editedfalafel2434 4 роки тому +55

      You also sold gas didn't you?

    • @beth5529
      @beth5529 4 роки тому +24

      Edited Falafel i think this dude sold fucking gas

    • @chrissepe9859
      @chrissepe9859 4 роки тому +19

      this dude definitely sold fucking gas

    • @da99436
      @da99436 4 роки тому +11

      I'm calling the police, they'll jail him for selling gas

    • @pengmaeda9908
      @pengmaeda9908 4 роки тому +3

      @@editedfalafel2434 ME?! wHo whOOO, whY ARE YOU referrring to mE as if I am The CulpRit, who most definitely doesn't sell gas, nor do they sell said passed gas to North Korea for some odd 20 years.

  • @Ian-of9oi
    @Ian-of9oi Рік тому +280

    School is where you go so your parents can go to work.

    • @Anonymous-pf1mb
      @Anonymous-pf1mb Рік тому +4

      mexico🌮

    • @rs72098
      @rs72098 Рік тому +35

      Yep, exactly. This is why I think we should graduate at age 16. College should be a lot shorter as well. Humans spend too much time in school. I don't need 10 history classes to become a doctor or a scientist, or welder. I can learn about history on my own.

    • @matthew_natividad
      @matthew_natividad Рік тому +2

      It’s like daycare

    • @streetwatcher_
      @streetwatcher_ 11 місяців тому

      Would that extend to college?

    • @Ian-of9oi
      @Ian-of9oi 11 місяців тому

      @@streetwatcher_ in college you are old enough to earn money or at least stay home unsupervised. So I would say college is different from elementary/high school.

  • @belinskiparadox7687
    @belinskiparadox7687 4 роки тому +758

    "Todd's in jail now for selling gas"
    Dear God... not gas...

    • @claysoggyfries
      @claysoggyfries 4 роки тому +11

      Belinski Paradox Gas is slang for weed where I live

    • @reNINTENDO
      @reNINTENDO 4 роки тому +6

      @@claysoggyfries So if someone expects ass, gas, or grass for driving you somewhere, do you expect he doubly wants weed or that grass is just actual grass in this context?

    • @musstta01
      @musstta01 4 роки тому +1

      @@reNINTENDO he was just saying that gas is weed where he lives, why you gotta be so harsh for no reason?

    • @ShyerFox
      @ShyerFox 4 роки тому

      Aw fuck, he could've sold something less high-risk.
      Like. Heroin and meth.

  • @rodrigo3732
    @rodrigo3732 4 роки тому +367

    I love how he uses chroma key to put a white background. Genius.

    • @NakeyJakey
      @NakeyJakey  4 роки тому +110

      i am the infinite void

    • @williamtecumsehsherman4574
      @williamtecumsehsherman4574 4 роки тому +15

      @@NakeyJakey Jacob, If you read this let it be known that the last year was a rough time for you and 2020 is no exception. I can barely fathom the hardship of moving to New York right when the pandemic hit. We care about you and we're glad your posting again!!! Please do not hurt yourself, depression shows its face as a smile far too often we care about you and we're here for you!!!

  • @Cyberwasyoinked
    @Cyberwasyoinked 4 роки тому +262

    I was homeschooled so the most important thing in "highschool" for me was how big the dong I was gonna build in Minecraft was.

    • @notworthit7708
      @notworthit7708 4 роки тому +3

      That is awesome.

    • @asapfinch
      @asapfinch 4 роки тому +19

      That, and having a smoking hot teacher.

    • @Cyberwasyoinked
      @Cyberwasyoinked 4 роки тому

      @@asapfinch So here's the thing
      No?

    • @abdouuu3927
      @abdouuu3927 4 роки тому

      That's cool but i prefer playing minecraft in class with the homies on our phones.

  • @yun5680
    @yun5680 2 роки тому +40

    Hearing this is so alleviating. I was traumatized severely in high school recently and haven't actually been able to go outside of my house or live normally, constant flashbacks and all... I'm very glad that once I graduate, it'll get better and I can put all this BS behind me.

    • @bingusdingus7417
      @bingusdingus7417 Рік тому +5

      If it makes you feel better, you're not the only one. Im 19 but in high school everyone stopped talking to me because they didnt wanna get involved. Things are steadily getting better

    • @Pollicina_db
      @Pollicina_db Рік тому +6

      I’m 20 in university and trust me, as you go through your life and if you do what you want and like you’ll notice that people around you have similar goals and line of thought. It will be much easier to find similar minded people.

  • @xerxesmontes9828
    @xerxesmontes9828 4 роки тому +1010

    Lesson learned. High school has a lot of sucking.

    • @user-zd6cn4zw8e
      @user-zd6cn4zw8e 4 роки тому +23

      Jarbledumbles Nope it’s actually covered in the “Maggie got a fucking A+ in Math class while spending her weekend at my sister’s place”.

    • @Doctor-Infinite
      @Doctor-Infinite 4 роки тому +6

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @emilyl3952
      @emilyl3952 4 роки тому +2

      *my uncle walks in

    • @paleriderpalehorse55
      @paleriderpalehorse55 4 роки тому +2

      Sadly not enough of the good kind

    • @aaronmurff5305
      @aaronmurff5305 4 роки тому +1

      Jarbledumbles no but the football coach helped one girl I know learn 1 on 1

  • @rtuumm
    @rtuumm 4 роки тому +760

    In my first semester of College I realized High School was a giant nothing burger in which I learn nothing, and I was a pretty decent student who occasionally had an Advance class. These days I forget there was a period of my life called High School

    • @Dorkeydaze
      @Dorkeydaze 4 роки тому +14

      The sole class I truly loved was english. I literally have nostalgia for the debates we had in that class. Sophomore year we read a midnights summer dream and I read for the role of Demetrius. I Was a virgin with no friends, and reading the lines for Demetrius (who literally had girls stalking him because how much they loved him) made me feel alive. The girl that read the lead female wasn’t pretty, but still hearing her voice and listening to how desperately she had longed to be with me... (the character Demetrius) gave me a sense of confidence I never had in my life. In senior year I started writing a book, and seen myself as writer of sorts. Towards the end of year we were learning how to write a sonnet (or something involving poetry) but it wasn’t being graded. My sonnet was about war, and how no matter what type of man you were (based upon religion, skin color) ultimately you fought hard to return to your wife, but so too was the other man (and I sorta had the idea that the poem overall made war out to be a thing we humans do out of love.) I showed my teacher (having no one else to show it too) and a girl in my class named Allie asked me to read her poem (Allie was a white girl, Christian, and ultra smart; I felt really honored) I can’t remember what her poem was about, but the realization that I had an actual talent (and that OTHER PEOPLE FINALLY ACKNOWLEDGED ME) made me feel like Superman. I told Allie I liked her poem and her cheeks grew just slightly red (I had never made a girl flustered before and it was strange, but in the most wonderful way) I realized (thanks to English 1-4) that being an artist had truly been my only true desire, and that if I could spread my ideas and my love by proxy (to my readers and those who rely upon my work for comfort) that life would be worth living; ironically enough the rest of HS made me want KMS.

    • @lord_khufu
      @lord_khufu 3 роки тому +1

      I’m only 13 and dropped out of school when i was 11 so i don’t even know what is high school, it’s been 2 years since i dropped out and honestly it’s feels amazing, now i have all the free times in the world and guess what i do, sitting in front of a monitor for most of the times, well at least my english wasn’t too bad for a native asian kid that barely take any classes, pretty much everything i’ve learned is from the internet, sometimes i learn too much though

    • @emanuel5944
      @emanuel5944 3 роки тому

      @@lord_khufu wait whyed you drop out of school and your only 13 thats kinda bad cause your missing out on alot of stuff and things and chances so lol good luck

    • @lord_khufu
      @lord_khufu 3 роки тому +1

      @@emanuel5944 It’s simple, my mom can barely pay for school, i have no friends so every break time feels like shit as i’m awkwardly sitting on a bench and do absolutely nothing, heck it would be less awkward if i can just sit in class but they force students out when it’s break time, probably to preserve electricity usage, and i’m still quite pissed of that art teacher, i’m very lazy when it’s come to art so i didn’t finish painting anything, there’s only a few art teachers in school so that guy will certainly haunt me for the rest of middle school. All that reasons are just enough to make me dropped it

    • @teopazdrijan1008
      @teopazdrijan1008 3 роки тому

      @Tom Ffrench Not that I'm s talking you in the comments hahaha, but under this comment you replied that you don't miss hs at all, but this comment implies sth different, do you have a hate/love relationship with HS memories?

  • @DjLiam99
    @DjLiam99 4 роки тому +1325

    As a swedish boi, the concept of american high schools have always been so weird to me. Feels like your entire life revolves around it. Schools in Sweden is just a place you go to have classes and then boot scoot boogie out of there as soon as possible. no sport teams, no chess clubs not any of that. its also a much more casual dynamic between students and teachers, no one calls anyone by their last names and the teachers (at least the cool ones) always sit with their students at lunch making jokes and shit

    • @andrewj3671
      @andrewj3671 4 роки тому +190

      Tbh thats how high school in the US is for alot of people too. Probably more than half of my school didn't do any extra activities at all, they just went to class then went home. I think popular media makes american high school look alot more involved than it actually is

    • @gottabeinspiring
      @gottabeinspiring 4 роки тому +34

      That's brazilian school as well. Except for some exceptions..

    • @CoopStewy
      @CoopStewy 4 роки тому +27

      High school to me is just a place where I just have to go to learn and get to laugh with my friends.

    • @maxwllcool
      @maxwllcool 4 роки тому +12

      @@andrewj3671 that is not the norm

    • @marcelrodriguez2067
      @marcelrodriguez2067 4 роки тому +6

      @@gottabeinspiring if its like in my country most fo the girls are getting plowed in the bathroom or after school lol so much fucking lol

  • @osheabrown3639
    @osheabrown3639 2 роки тому +57

    i feel so relieved reading these comments. i have a couple friends but i am so unbelievably socially anxious it gets in the way of everything, i feel like i'm not experiencing the actually good parts of high school enough. i'm scared but i'm gonna try my best to talk more to other people this year!

    • @iiCounted-op5jx
      @iiCounted-op5jx Рік тому

      I only have 2 friends and I'm missing out on high school

  • @mcfarvo
    @mcfarvo 4 роки тому +1017

    My dreams of becoming the horse girl are shattered.

  • @hahafunnymeme8333
    @hahafunnymeme8333 4 роки тому +112

    Hey Jakey, long time viewer here. I've just finished crying my eyes out after thinking about a really rough month where a friend died, had some family issues and some serious problems with my long time girlfriend. This video made me really happy and made me laugh for the first time in a week or so. You don't have to see this, but I love you and I appreciate you and your content. Never change man.

    • @Hi_Just_Fred
      @Hi_Just_Fred 4 роки тому +9

      Sorry to hear about all that, life can throw a lot at you. Best of wishes, stay strong.

    • @kingnathannn207
      @kingnathannn207 4 роки тому +5

      No matter what just keep moving forward my man, I’m pretty sure that’s all your friend would want for you is to be the best you can be

    • @BirdEgg123
      @BirdEgg123 4 роки тому +1

      FFUckk... I love you bro. Thanks for not making me feel alone--

  • @ghettofridge
    @ghettofridge 4 роки тому +119

    My feelings about high school can be summed up with that one kid's yearbook quote: "I'm glad it's over."

    • @Hi_Just_Fred
      @Hi_Just_Fred 4 роки тому +1

      Perfect

    • @iamaniamsdog
      @iamaniamsdog 4 роки тому +3

      My high school banned senior quotes after the yearbook editors failed to catch a reference to anal sex

  • @blurzs
    @blurzs Місяць тому +1

    I've watched this video every single year to get through high school, and now I'm finally a senior lol. Thanks for the motivation man.

  • @MagicMaster667
    @MagicMaster667 4 роки тому +458

    >Graduates.
    "Fantastic. This was a huge waste of my time."

    • @justvibin1087
      @justvibin1087 4 роки тому +30

      Gentlemen, synchronise your death watches.

    • @perpetualsystems
      @perpetualsystems 4 роки тому +6

      Well, the moment has passed, back to _existencial crisis_

  • @chris10isleyen
    @chris10isleyen 4 роки тому +190

    I just hit five years on being out of high school so this was perfect timing.

  • @lucipurr8020
    @lucipurr8020 4 роки тому +1831

    kid who picked on me for being “poor” and talked about going to ivy league schools delivered a pizza to the house i bought a few months ago. ngl, felt pretty good

    • @riverdaletales8457
      @riverdaletales8457 4 роки тому +107

      Nothing wrong with delivering pizza

    • @lucipurr8020
      @lucipurr8020 4 роки тому +404

      Riverdale tales there isn’t. but him bragging about his parents having so much money that he could go to a top school, yet he’s delivering pizza in our hometown. not bashing him per se, just a reminder to be humble

    • @sgtpepper6379
      @sgtpepper6379 4 роки тому +44

      I mean, I've made $40/hr delivering pizza.

    • @aryavirsangwan6837
      @aryavirsangwan6837 4 роки тому +88

      If you ain’t going to be humble, the world will throw humbleness unto you- mike Tyson

    • @thevirq
      @thevirq 4 роки тому +19

      He sure did, UA-cam comments poster. His name is Albert Einstein by the way

  • @Brownsharts
    @Brownsharts Рік тому +22

    When I graduated I didn’t even feel like attending the ceremony. I just picked up my diploma

  • @Papa_Flick240
    @Papa_Flick240 4 роки тому +206

    The "todd" from my school is running from drug dealers that he snitched on to get out of jail. And I graduate in a month

  • @BestChannelNever
    @BestChannelNever 4 роки тому +607

    that entitled kid I went to high school with is now the starting quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs...

  • @EthanSchmethan
    @EthanSchmethan 4 роки тому +331

    All high school did was give me PTSD every time I hear Don't Stop Believing and Living on a Prayer because of every gOSH DARN ASSEMBLY ABOUT WHATEVER THE FRICK

    • @queuedjar4578
      @queuedjar4578 4 роки тому +7

      Those gosh darn gen x teachers and their 80's rock spotify playlists dedicated for assemblies lol

    • @AustinH7
      @AustinH7 4 роки тому +5

      Why do I relate to this so much. Why the fuck does every assembly play this song+ graduation

    • @defaultthedude
      @defaultthedude 4 роки тому +1

      I hated assemblies so much.

    • @FrightNFight
      @FrightNFight 4 роки тому +1

      I started hiding in classrooms and bathrooms for pep rallies after sophomore year. Shit was awful. The first time I sat it out I hid under a desk in an empty labroom, but after a little bit I heard a teacher open the door and start wondering around. Not wanting to get caught under a desk like a weirdo (why I chose to hide under a desk; was a weirdo), I got up slowly and then absconded from the room at a fastwalk pace. Have no idea if she saw me or what she thought although I'd love to hear her side of the story if she did see me. I went to the nearest bathroom and played on my phone.
      Thanks for reminding me. 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @thunderouswanderer7753
      @thunderouswanderer7753 4 роки тому

      Glee made me perpetually hate drama and glee club kids. I can feel my saliva becoming acrid whenever i sense one nearby. Choir kids unite!!

  • @bazuli
    @bazuli 2 роки тому +121

    I was treated like an absolute moron by my classmates for suggesting that a lot of the stress they had over grades and academic/school accomplishments was mostly meaningless. They were convinced that if they didn't get everything right and didn't have every single little thing figured out that their lives were gonna be over. I knew people who would get 4 hours of sleep on average trying to academically stand out just so that they could get to be in dual enrollment or the honors class. I told them that a majority of what we were learning was going to have hardly any impact on us after high-school. A lot of these adults treated us like trash and hardly bothered to have a moment of self reflection in their teaching methods. Whenever a kid failed it was just the kids fault. After my sophomore year I was done with being treated like an educational prisoner and I dropped out. I got practically disowned by my family for this despite the fact that I was severely depressed at the time and heavily burnt out. A year later I studied for my GED and aced the test and skipped a lot of my prerequisites. I got into a college a year earlier than I would have if I stayed in high-school which is something I would have had to be in all honors classes to even hope for. I did great in college and got into the honors society in my first semester and became the vice president soon after. Founded clubs, and wrote papers and helped teach other first years how to improve their writing. As I predicted hardly any of what they taught us meant anything, I can't tell you the last time I've had to use 90% of what they taught us. And the SAT and ACT that so many people stressed over were things I could have taken at any time I felt like. And with the resume I built I didn't even need them to transfer. After my first year was done I went into trades and I've got another year or so before my degree is done. I'll be moving soon and I've got a job lined up that's gonna pay me 20 dollars an hour to start. My credit is great and my move will be pretty comfortable because financially I'm doing fine. I've received grants and scholarships along the way to help with my costs. And after my degree is done I'll be starting out at around 75k per year. But trust me I've heard plenty of stories from my family and friends in school back then that told me I was going to be a failure for not sticking with high-school. But from where I stand now I regret absolutely nothing and stand by my decision. High-school in this country is a joke and I had no intention of being the punchline.
    Edit update:
    Recently received a certification and have been started out at 22 an hour full time. I'm on track to complete my degree in a year or less and my apprenticeship will be finished in 2 more years. Financially I'm doing fine and the only thing that has been tough is trying to find an apartment during these summer months.
    Update 2:
    Found a great place for a cheap price, I have a truck now and basically every tool I need for carpentry. My degree will be done by the first month of the new year. I've also been offered some jobs in residential willing to pay me 28 an hour to start which I might transfer to soon.

    • @miraislam5976
      @miraislam5976 Рік тому +16

      pretty inspiring story (yes I read all of it)

    • @sk___4206
      @sk___4206 Рік тому +1

      ​@@miraislam5976 same

    • @nottucks
      @nottucks Рік тому +2

      great story!

    • @Zakkatoos
      @Zakkatoos Рік тому +2

      TBH, I ain’t readin that 😂

    • @super9296
      @super9296 Рік тому +2

      Wow. I wonder what I’ll do with my life.

  • @elguerotapatio9258
    @elguerotapatio9258 4 роки тому +62

    I literally yelled "Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" in the middle of practicing drums when I got the notification for this lmao

    • @NakeyJakey
      @NakeyJakey  4 роки тому +17

      alright but get back to work in a bit cause them paradiddles aint gonna paradiddle themselves

  • @Snudru
    @Snudru 4 роки тому +820

    All my old classmates are studying abroad, getting good jobs and have friends and I'm sitting here playing Minecraft alone in my underwear.

    • @DoggoLua
      @DoggoLua 4 роки тому +89

      Chances are at least one kid you went to school with died or is in jail so you're doing good right now

    • @eirrejtokes2073
      @eirrejtokes2073 4 роки тому +10

      dude make a serevr i wanna join 2

    • @meadowfrance
      @meadowfrance 4 роки тому +36

      @@DoggoLua Mine are married living abroad having children looking happy, it's why I don't go on Facebook

    • @spanzotab
      @spanzotab 4 роки тому +23

      you're winning

    • @Hi_Just_Fred
      @Hi_Just_Fred 4 роки тому +16

      I like to imagine this is an actual old lady saying this.

  • @ProdByAD21
    @ProdByAD21 4 роки тому +4863

    Any high schooler reading this, it’s only 4 years. Good or bad. It comes and goes pretty quick. Then the real game begins lol

    • @quiarapl8362
      @quiarapl8362 4 роки тому +387

      Got out of highschool a year ago, and that shit felt like a decade. But thats probably because I never liked school.

    • @reznortetrault4348
      @reznortetrault4348 4 роки тому +249

      @@quiarapl8362 My theory why school, middle school and high school, felt like forever is because you're probably not working and have very little to no responsibilities.
      Once you start working a 40 hour job, your weeks start flying. Was furloughed for a couple months via covid, and it felt like fucking forever. Now that I'm back at work, the weeks are moving much faster for me.

    • @quiarapl8362
      @quiarapl8362 4 роки тому +130

      @@reznortetrault4348 I agree. For a lot of people, work is the same every day. You go in knowing exactly what your doing and what to expect, given a few surprises.
      School is similar, but the stress and the importance of everything you do can be daunting. Even though I loved learning, I was really bad at tests and finishing essays, so I ended up hating school. It wasn't that I was stupid, it was just my inability to seek help (and a therapist). I do have a lot of responsibilities at home though, just not an job.

    • @michaeljames6737
      @michaeljames6737 4 роки тому +8

      im a freshmen in highschool now

    • @bri827
      @bri827 4 роки тому +50

      And then I went to college, have a bachelors and still don’t know shit😂. Too bad they don’t teach us real skills. Didn’t even teach us the actual computer programs used in businesses.