High School Didn't Matter At All
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im gonna see him at the reunion in a few years and i think about that every single fucking day of my stupid life
Cops are on their way
i think we all want to see todds feet pics
Dat good shit
Where's the feet pics
If you didn’t buy any of his gas, you’re probably safe
Absolutely don't miss high school. Never felt like I was actually myself until I got out of school.
same
ditto
Fuuucking same. I shaved my head right after high school which I never would've done in high school, just because of the looks I would get. Now I do many things without worrying so much all the time.
Every time I see someone from high school all those old pressures come back, and I think like “what person am I supposed to be around them again? Oh god I hope this is right”. Just the worst feeling
Same though. I never really figured out what kind of person I was until I had graduated. Now I'm kinda upset I didnt figure it out earlier cause I kept switching from trying to be like everyone else and myself and ended up in this odd area where I was neither.
I feel like jakey made this after he looked at his analytics and realized that like 90% of his fanbase is still in high school
Too true man i still have 2 years left
and its all good because he is telling you all to try your best but it aint the end of the world
I'm 27 this content is great. Jakey has a thing for nostalgia. I guarantee everyone under 30 knows and identify with what Jakey is saying here. That's a shotgun spread of a target demographic.
haha, anal
Yup. That's me! :)
I'm glad we could share that moment under the bleachers. Fourth of july was unforgettable that year
when i graduated all of my classmates were crying and i just stood there feeling so fucking happy that it was finally over. it's not like i didn't have any friends or didn't enjoy my classes, i just fucking hated being trapped in there with a bunch of people who didn't understand me at all with a schedule that fucked me up
Same
Same here.
Lol, I kinda understanding crying because you’ll miss your favorite teachers. But at the same time, like ya’ll finally free, don’t cry because it’s over, smile because 12+ years of learning useless knowledge is over.
I remember when I graduated last year, I had moved to a new school the same year COVID started, so I didnt had time to actually meet my classmate, but I wasnt really expecting anything. The year before that was the worst year of my entire life and I wasnt really looking forward for two more years of high school.
Honestly, I should thank COVID for freeing me from that.
Didnt went to prom, didnt cared about anything, I got my grades, saw that I had passed on everything (obviously I had, I had been cheating on tests online for two years), then I just laid on my bed, I thanked that it was over.
Same
"the only one that matter is the friends we made along the way"
literally
What if you have no friends
@@java-gn1xs If you have the time to think this then you have the time to make friends
Literally all my friends left for college and I've been alone since.
Real scary feeling when Jakey literally calls out your hometown of Watertown, South Dakota.
Yeah, it's so weird to know
Ikr, I'm from yankton and it was weird
Ikr,I’m from santos and it was weird
There's a girl on UA-cam who's in HS who I want to take on a date. She just hit the legal dating age in both of our states and she lives an hour away from me in CT. Her name is Charli.
Ikr, i'm from Barvikha and it was wierd
School did not prepare me for college at all, the amount of independent study and the steep rise in difficulty level is ridiculous
Facts, I literally went to a college prep high school, and that high school did not help what so ever, ur telling me I gotta study for all these exams without a study guide? What’s up with these 4 1000 word writing assignments due at the end of the week? Wait I don’t get free time?, what are these giant books that I have to read and take notes on (I’m in my 3rd semester and any college classes that require big books I struggle or fail in I was never taught how to tackle them, take notes on the whole book or what?) yea high school is a joke in preparing for college.
@@TriableChain552 Don’t you guys have some documents from the previous students that took those classes? One of my major tackles thick books, but we have some scripts from our seniors and its a big help. Of course I still read a part of what I have to read, but having it all written down as notes is easier
As someone who was a senior when COVID hit in March, meaning that all my extracurriculars were cancelled, I did exclusively online school, prom was cancelled, and I graduated sitting on my couch at home, let me tell you all this:
High school doesn't matter. The memories may be important, but do not let it become your life. Seniors who let themselves have high school be their identity fell apart during the last quarter of our year. They felt listless not being the popular kids anymore. They didn't know what to do.
It's just school. You will get through it, and you will find yourself being happier when you graduate. Don't let mediocre teens tell you how you should feel, act, and be. Just be yourself. Focus on your education. Have fun with your friends. You can do this.
I love this comment section
from a sophomore who missed freshmen year due to covid thank you brother
hey man, i'm on college rn and reading the last bit of your comment made me feel better about myself. many thanks for the comment 👍
Exact situation here too. The only thing I missed AT ALL was my friends. And maybe I was a little pissed that I couldn’t wear my prom dress. Lol.
You know whats crazy? I didn't even have to do online schooling when covid hit senior year. They just passed everyone
Now that I’m in college, I realize that high school is a scam and that no one cares how many AP credits you got or how fast you’re growing through life. Everyone goes at their own pace.
Exactly. I chose not to do honors because I knew nobody would give a damn because all that matters is your gpa, act, and sat scores. I have a 3.8 gpa and my friend has a 3.4 but she takes honors so for me to see that I realize I dodged a bullet
Facts. I’m still in high school but refuse to take more than one honors class. Fr it DOESNT matter and it just puts more stress on you
For me, I’m just maxing out on IB and AP credits just so I don’t have to take classes I hate in college
@@Ja1dyn_’d have to agree, if you’re not looking for some glamorous hi-end job, honors not worth it and why I’m not signing up for more work in college, I’ve already worked hard enough :P
Hell even college is if you don’t know what you’re doing. I took 2 years of business and learned basically nothing because it was all common sense or had to be learned through experience
I guess the real high school was the friends we made along the way
Lmao
That is actually true lmao
This isn’t wrong tho
literally
*friend
I love how he uses chroma key to put a white background. Genius.
i am the infinite void
@@NakeyJakey Jacob, If you read this let it be known that the last year was a rough time for you and 2020 is no exception. I can barely fathom the hardship of moving to New York right when the pandemic hit. We care about you and we're glad your posting again!!! Please do not hurt yourself, depression shows its face as a smile far too often we care about you and we're here for you!!!
“Maybe I’m not gonna disappear for another 3 months” said NakeyJakey... 3 months ago.
He's like that uncle that only appears when he runs out of money.
@@ricchburglar you mean Jakey?
@@hayk3000 yes
hayk3000 yes
@@hayk3000 yes
I disagree a little bit on the "your classes don't matter" argument because a huge part of the value of science, math, history, etc is that they expose you to new concepts and career paths you otherwise might not consider. That said, making 17 year olds decide their career path and then shaming them when they inevitably change their mind a month into college is terrible and also there should absolutely be classes in high school that teach you applicable life skills like taxes.
I agree! I think high school is definitely lacking in its life skills and career education, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t important to develop a baseline understanding of different academic subjects, regardless of whether you’ll use it in the future. It’s more about rounding out your worldview as a well-educated citizen. If all high school did was teach us the bare minimum needed to function in society, it would be pretty awful education. I hope going forward, schools can not only continue teaching the variety of subjects they now teach, but expand their options further, allowing students to explore a wider variety of fields and interests.
Oh but learning maths through funny examples like a dude buying 100 potatoes will not help me do taxes! School bad!
Its like, they assume that that kid knows what career to take 10 years in the future. Like, among a class of 30 or whatever, _one_ kid will go on to be a biologist/doctor/researcher, and since _he_ has to know that the mitochondria are the powerhouses of the cell, then _everyone_ has to know it.
"Oh but i knew from my childhood that i wanted to be a software engineer why do i need chemistry aaaaaaaaa" just shut up please
@@SweetflyRachel exactly.
Yea bc I should learn the difference between sedimentary igneous and metamorphic rocks
Depends on your school in what area you live in
If I can give advice to anyone in high school now as an adult, try to learn some interesting skill. Pick up an instrument, learn to code, get fluent in another language, etc.
You may not have the time and energy to do it as an adult so you'll be thankful you did as a kid. Esp bc it'll make you a more interesting person when you quickly reach an age that genetics and puberty don't matter as much as who you are as an individual.
**Edit:** Glad this was good advice to some! I spent a decent amount of time in HS learning guitar and songwriting and I'm glad I have that skill today bc it really expanded much of my personal and social life, so I hope you find your thing
Facts
BIG facts
Thank you, I've been stressed like what I want to do in life n idk what but now that I think about it. I got all the time in the world and I will learn
lmao im too busy being depressed
Thanks for this advice
"Prom doesn't matter" Being my last day of high school today I could not agree more
What are you guys gonna do? What did the staff told you?
:( same
@@GJ1998ARG We planned for graduation in August since we are a small school, but I have no idea how likely that will be...
@@GJ1998ARG prom is more useless than a matric jacket (US leather man jacket)
@@GJ1998ARG Prom is all style no substance
Don’t be like that kid in high school with a speaker in his backpack blasting music in the hall. Buy raycon
I’m a junior in college and people still do that
hell yeah
I want to connect to this guy's speakers to blast Prince's "Soft and Wet". He blasts emo rap music all the time and it's so annoying, gotta do it to him.
That shit followed me into college.
Raycon deez nuts
jakey would've been the guy selling gas if this channel didn't exist.
Bruh no replies? Gues si'll be the first one why Gas tho lmao
Me actually in a more legit way
All my old classmates are studying abroad, getting good jobs and have friends and I'm sitting here playing Minecraft alone in my underwear.
Chances are at least one kid you went to school with died or is in jail so you're doing good right now
dude make a serevr i wanna join 2
@@DoggoLua Mine are married living abroad having children looking happy, it's why I don't go on Facebook
you're winning
I like to imagine this is an actual old lady saying this.
God Jakey’s brand of humor is so good. “Cliterature 101” killed me.
I had to call my wife into the room just to show her that part
AKA pre-economics
Pre-Economics 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude same honestly lmao
You mean Pre-Economics🤓
High school: if you study now you can enjoy later
College: if you study now you can enjoy later
Job: if you work now you can enjoy later
And it goes on and on
Then you retire and you might only have 10 good years left before you're too old to do anything. Happened to my step grandfather, died 8 months ago. He was a fucking bastard and I'm glad he's gone. But he retired in 2000, health had been going downhill for the better part of the past 10 years. 10 years ain't a lot of time to enjoy life when you're already in your 60s. Like my dad told me, you're older for a lot longer than your younger.... But in the end you might just work your entire life and die never having a chance to just chill and let the world go by.
@@serfnuts retirement? What's that? Sounds like a boomer era thing
Yep that's how it goes. Enjoy life as you live it, you aren't waiting for anything except the inevitable end.
enjoy later
"So in the end, my girlfriend became my arch-enemy, my arch-enemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend. But, hey - that's high school"
sky high
I had a lotta gun watching that on the Disneys
1:25 this is funny because a guy named Todd sold us weed in high school until he got expelled.
the best thing about high school is that my pure hatred for it made me rekindle friendships after high school with some people that are now my closest friends
I’m too much of a pussy to contact anyone I went to school with. I was really fucking weird growing up and turns out it was legitimately autism. I want to apologise to a couple of people for the way I acted but I feel like they won’t give a shit. :(
Additional Pylons try it man, you never know! I did it and it was honestly the scariest thing cause I felt it would be like that but it turned out to be the best choice I made
"The things that mattered from high school are the friends and memories you've made"
I came in expecting to be uplifted from my miserable high school experience and instead now I am even more sad.
Same. Haven't had really any friends since 6th grade when my best friend turned on me. My 2 old friends turned they're backs on me and I have only 1 friend.
@@akkros707 Same here. I was bullied and excluded my entire life and I’m still alone now
@@inamasschelein6541
Keep the faith. Once you're out of high school, you can start a new life. Ever heard of Elon Musk? He was bullied his entire life, and then by the time he was almost 30, he became a millionare. And now he is a billionare.
@@akkros707 i don't think I'm gonna use Elon as my inspiration, dude is shady
hey it’s fine high school is just a small part of ur life u have so much more life ahead of u to make memories and enjoy ur life.
People hated me in highschool and bullied me for being autistic, yet 7 years later I got a nice job, own car, own house, and I see the "cool" People getting locked up, drugs, stuck with bratty kids, and yet I'm doing better than most of them. And The way I see if, if people hate me then I'm doing better than them or they can't grow up.
I love how every high school had the weird horse girls.
I found there was a disproportionate link between the horse girls and the witches. Just me?
My highschool half of the girls population are weird horse girl
Weird horse girls are just female versions of weird knife guys
Jonathalon Those guys who know way too much about WW2
We didnt have girls, checkmate
Any high schooler reading this, it’s only 4 years. Good or bad. It comes and goes pretty quick. Then the real game begins lol
Got out of highschool a year ago, and that shit felt like a decade. But thats probably because I never liked school.
@@quiarapl8362 My theory why school, middle school and high school, felt like forever is because you're probably not working and have very little to no responsibilities.
Once you start working a 40 hour job, your weeks start flying. Was furloughed for a couple months via covid, and it felt like fucking forever. Now that I'm back at work, the weeks are moving much faster for me.
@@reznortetrault4348 I agree. For a lot of people, work is the same every day. You go in knowing exactly what your doing and what to expect, given a few surprises.
School is similar, but the stress and the importance of everything you do can be daunting. Even though I loved learning, I was really bad at tests and finishing essays, so I ended up hating school. It wasn't that I was stupid, it was just my inability to seek help (and a therapist). I do have a lot of responsibilities at home though, just not an job.
im a freshmen in highschool now
And then I went to college, have a bachelors and still don’t know shit😂. Too bad they don’t teach us real skills. Didn’t even teach us the actual computer programs used in businesses.
Looking back at my Highschool days just make me feel like shit. Currently I really have no good friends and I’m clinging on to one I hate just because I have no one else. It’s almost been two years now and I still can’t figure out what direction I want to go in life. I think the last really good year I had was in seventh grade and that scares me.
My social life ended at 7th grade
For me, it was maybe 12th but before that it was definitely 8th. The first 3 years of high school for me were just Hell on Earth.
@@BitchChill brutal
@@iiCounted-op5jx It's never recovered fully unfortunately
“What’s the word, starts with an ‘N’?”
JAKEY NO
I'm gonna say it
Nothing start's with n
MRS OBAMA GET DOWN
Kinda makes me think of the word "Sith". If you rearrange the letters, it spells a different word...
THAT'S IT I'M GONNA SAY IT, N-
In my first semester of College I realized High School was a giant nothing burger in which I learn nothing, and I was a pretty decent student who occasionally had an Advance class. These days I forget there was a period of my life called High School
The sole class I truly loved was english. I literally have nostalgia for the debates we had in that class. Sophomore year we read a midnights summer dream and I read for the role of Demetrius. I Was a virgin with no friends, and reading the lines for Demetrius (who literally had girls stalking him because how much they loved him) made me feel alive. The girl that read the lead female wasn’t pretty, but still hearing her voice and listening to how desperately she had longed to be with me... (the character Demetrius) gave me a sense of confidence I never had in my life. In senior year I started writing a book, and seen myself as writer of sorts. Towards the end of year we were learning how to write a sonnet (or something involving poetry) but it wasn’t being graded. My sonnet was about war, and how no matter what type of man you were (based upon religion, skin color) ultimately you fought hard to return to your wife, but so too was the other man (and I sorta had the idea that the poem overall made war out to be a thing we humans do out of love.) I showed my teacher (having no one else to show it too) and a girl in my class named Allie asked me to read her poem (Allie was a white girl, Christian, and ultra smart; I felt really honored) I can’t remember what her poem was about, but the realization that I had an actual talent (and that OTHER PEOPLE FINALLY ACKNOWLEDGED ME) made me feel like Superman. I told Allie I liked her poem and her cheeks grew just slightly red (I had never made a girl flustered before and it was strange, but in the most wonderful way) I realized (thanks to English 1-4) that being an artist had truly been my only true desire, and that if I could spread my ideas and my love by proxy (to my readers and those who rely upon my work for comfort) that life would be worth living; ironically enough the rest of HS made me want KMS.
I’m only 13 and dropped out of school when i was 11 so i don’t even know what is high school, it’s been 2 years since i dropped out and honestly it’s feels amazing, now i have all the free times in the world and guess what i do, sitting in front of a monitor for most of the times, well at least my english wasn’t too bad for a native asian kid that barely take any classes, pretty much everything i’ve learned is from the internet, sometimes i learn too much though
@@lord_khufu wait whyed you drop out of school and your only 13 thats kinda bad cause your missing out on alot of stuff and things and chances so lol good luck
@@emanuel5944 It’s simple, my mom can barely pay for school, i have no friends so every break time feels like shit as i’m awkwardly sitting on a bench and do absolutely nothing, heck it would be less awkward if i can just sit in class but they force students out when it’s break time, probably to preserve electricity usage, and i’m still quite pissed of that art teacher, i’m very lazy when it’s come to art so i didn’t finish painting anything, there’s only a few art teachers in school so that guy will certainly haunt me for the rest of middle school. All that reasons are just enough to make me dropped it
@Tom Ffrench Not that I'm s talking you in the comments hahaha, but under this comment you replied that you don't miss hs at all, but this comment implies sth different, do you have a hate/love relationship with HS memories?
American high school seems like a movie whenever I hear anything about it.
oh you mean it’s filled with unnecessary assholes that all feel the need to interfere with everyone’s business? its exactly like that.
a horror movie :/
that's because the onslaught of teen life movies put a social stigma on american teens in which they're expected to make their high school life a movie, and that's why so much dumb shit happens
@@mairenoates8294 The experiences always differ by time and region, but every school has it's bad eggs. Some just more than others. Thankfully, mine didn't have much of that back then, but I went to a private school. It had less of that going on.
Yeah, We Need to Talk About Kevin comes to mind to me everytime I hear about American Highschools. What movie do you have in mind?
Wow, this new "comment section" feature is really cool! I can't wait to see all the constructive feedback and thoughtful conversations that will happen!
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Ibrahim Oshodi *_I’M GONNA SAY THE N WORD_*
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When I graduated I didn’t even feel like attending the ceremony. I just picked up my diploma
Everyone graduating right now read the title and went:
“Yeah”.
This is pretty much my commencement speech, ours was very short and anticlimactic, all about holistic experiences and bs, anyway
Dude, yeah....
yeah...
Honestly
Yeah
Never liked highschool anyways. They pissed me off so much
You really had to drop this video on my last day of high school. I have never felt so targeted in my life.
We must embrace the video my friend
Fans: You were gone for three months
Jakey: I was on a Kidzbop Quiz
I finish school next week and I’ve never been so excited. I hate school so much
“Picture that entitled kid."I can't think of any, maybe I was that kid and now I'm a deadbeat.yeeey
and thus, the redpilled redditlord was born. ben shapiro senpai, please notice me
Being a deadbeat is good for credit scores ngl
@Vox4l lmfao
I'm currently a senior, and the luster of high school is completely gone. And oh. My. God. School is so damn DRY now. Everything is just so... BORING.
Cliterature 101 being Pre-Economics is a genius whoosh of a joke.
All of his jokes go over our heads
Whats the joke?
@@lautapinter poontang and the pursuit thereof drives our economy
@@umphreak9999 wtf i thought i was overthinking it lmao, really, _that's_ what he meant?
@@alicerivers2363 i thought it meant that after getting a girl knocked up, theres no time for anything but working to keep the lights on
Oh, they taught the "Entitled to nothing" class in my school a shit ton. They also taught that you shouldn't have self-esteem.
It was a private school.
I can relate
damn the only meaningful thing my teacher taught me was that i dont deserve to speak and how some people wished i didnt exist lol
“in jail for selling gas” free my homie todd he aint do shit, just cause someone want some bud don’t mean they should be behind bars
He must've been black then.
Ok.
I just graduated high school and feel quite lost but I think you cured me, also I love the kirbys epic yarn music
“Sophomore sophomore, yes we can, we’re gonna go and kill a man”
DED
You must have been the man
7:04 "There's like, there's dislike"
That got old bad
The only channel where I watch the sponsored segments and somehow still feel like it’s part of the normal content
I like little z and internet historian’s ad reads
Internet historian would like a word with you
Wait, what, there was a sponsored bit?
Drew Gooden too!
Corridor Digital has been making bangers of adds
Ofc Commentetiquette is a strong pick too
Jakey: hopefully I don't disappear for 3 months
Last seen: 15 years ago
literally came back here after 3 months to see if hes uploaded.. so sad
He does it on purpose, hes smart. He does'nt want to get played out like every other UA-camr. Thats why he stopped uploading the more views he got. He could at least upload every month tho at the very least..
@SUPERCOOLFREAKYMOM i lowkey have a feeling he didn't think he was gonna get this popular. Neither did i.
dcta51 it’s like: “shit I was only shooting for 10k subs max. I have a duty now” lol
5 months
"The middle of nowhere."
So anywhere in South Dakota.
*anywhere in the midwest
Damn, you really gonna bash my state like that
The whole Midwest
The Midwest in general.
Ohio to The Dakota’s, Minnesota to Kentucky and all in between, there’s straight up nothing.
@Barry Lee Most people wouldn't lol
Can confirm most of the content in this video.
I'm 28, and I still get really confused when people lament that their high school days are behind them. Like????? That shit was TERRIBLE, and out of a graduating class of 1,500 people, I only kept in contact with like...five. How can you be saying that your time in that cesspool was when you peaked?!
Edit/add-on: While I won't say all the classes were a waste of time, I went to a high school that used to have a LOT of practical things like shop classes that they chipped away at in favor of "college prep"-style courses that were...at best, accelerated honor's classes.
So instead, I still get anxious when I have to do my taxes, or figure out how to get better health insurance options, because high school assumes some one else will teach you those skills, and everyone else gets pissed that you didn't magically absorb it in high school, and you're spending your mid-twenties just /guessing/.
...Of course, that could just be me.
me who is about to finish high school: *Heheh, I'm in danger*
Me who literally just finished high school: *Distant heavy metal music starts playing*
Same
Same
Lmao due to the virus school got cancelled and we have online school
I didn’t even get to experience my senior prom or say a proper goodbye to my friends or even have a graduation
@@theradionicrevival8068 same
Dawg I graduated yesterday I’m not ready for this vid to devalue the past four years of my life yet
LOL, this is exactly what i was thinking during my years of secondary schooling. It never mattered for me LOL. I do have hopes for med school.
get ready man
Clara Li take it seriously to the point where you get good grades, but dont overwork yourself. Take tough classes, but only if you enjoy the subject. Those two may sound like they contradict eachother, but they dont. Im in mostly honors classes and am taking 3 ap classes next year, but so far, ive been chilling at a 3.861 overall gpa (very good for the classes i take) and I’ve gotten that gpa even with lots of procrastination and caring about fun over work. HS socially works itself out, but academically, you need to think about the decisions you make. Also, one more thing; honors and ap classes are worth taking because you can afford to do worse in them. A b in an AP class is much better than an A in an honors or normal class. A c in an AP class is better than an A in some situations even. Tl;dr, push yourself since it’ll pay off, but dont overwork yourself, or else you will want to kill yourself. And most importantly, have fun. HS isnt a time you want to wish away, trust me
@Clara Li I was surrounded by a good deal of dumb things in high school: drugs, cheating, etc. Fortunately I had good parents who raised me well enough to resist social temptations. And believe me, when everyone else around you is doing it, people very easily get pulled into those traps. More than you think.
Just stay true to yourself above all else. Use your moral compass and have common sense. I'm not trying to talk shit about people who cheat on tests or smoke pot or anything, but you should ask yourself if that's the camp you want to join.
(It's perfectly fine to keep friends who end up doing all that, if you so wish. What they do is their business, and what you do is yours.)
Jakes back to cure my depression
Jakes back to sell me gas
@@theimpulsivevulcan5346 Don't make fun of Todd man
*jacob
The pigeon cum part brought it back for me
He's the one who gives it to me then promptly cures it
I would like to add the caveat that doing exceptionally well in high school does give the lower socioeconomic class a tiny, but impactful, opportunity for social mobility. Once you start going to prestigious schools, it's not about the education and your competence but the networking you do.
I watch Jakey on my phone while I’m playing video games to feel less lonely
Me too 😔
It gets better.
I’m trying to fall asleep after playing silent hill for 2 hours.
"I'm sorry, is this some sort of american joke that I'm too european to understand?"
Mostly yes. If American high school is anything like the films then we are entirely too European to understand
Real high school is way more boring and slow than the movies make it out to be. Plus there isn’t like a “popular” group. It’s more like 13 reasons why in the sense that people just don’t really care about each other and just get their shit done and go home. That how it was at my school anyway, still had a lot of fun, but not anything like the movies
100 percent applies to Canadian highschool as well.
And while I was in high school, I was depressed, because I felt like literally nothing that happened was important at all.
And I was fuckin right. Lol
I got out of that stage in middle school, and I gotta say now that I've embraced that feeling I'm having good fun in sophomore year
Same.
Same bro. Outside everyone thought I was happy yada yada but inside I was cringing at all the dumb shit and lies that were being spewed and learning the social ropes that came with the age grouping of High School.
I literally felt the exact same way. Every time I showed up 2 class at young middle school and mays high( my older schools I went to), I just felt like my whole Presence there was so pointless and the whole entire Schooling environment was so useless and Uncontributing to my life. Nice to know that I was right too 😂😂
The public school system was designed to get you ready for a factory job.
Somebody who actually has consciousness and awareness has spoken.
Thank you.
I used to go therapy when I was 15, and the first thing the therapist told me and my mother was that I shouldn't be stressing about High School that much because most of my stressors didn't really matter in the long run. It helped me a lot as I went though school looking back. Right now, I thank God for that man 🙏
This came out on the day of my high school graduation... perfect
Mine was 2 days ago :/
Oi same thing. I’m graduating in like 4 hours
High school prepares you more for careers in life rather than life itself.
It probably is the friends we made along the way
"High School Didn't Matter At All"
Truancy: "well yes but actually no"
Student: "So when will we ever have to use this?"
Teacher: "I don't know man. I'm just a big 'ol magical bug."
You assaulted me with a fever-dream-like sensation and a mind full of unsettling images and implications.
I can't remember anything from highschool because all i could think about was getting the f out of there and never seeing anyone ever again.
I was a theater kid and I lived on Broadway in Watertown, South Dakota.
I also personally feel this way about university. I've got a degree, and a lovely big debt to go with that degree and it's never been useful for me in any way as now I make UA-cam videos for a living...
Wasn't expecting to see you here
So true about universities... want to do aca qualification? it's another three years... what about my exemptions from f1...etc. Well our organisation wants you to repeat ALL the exams from f1 up. Shit, why did I go to university in the first place. lol
There are only a few jobs that are worth getting a degree for
Figureight I think the debt thing is mostly in America, I just finished my first year of engineering but all the degree would cost me something like 10 k without grants .
If I include the grants I got which most people get I’d pay 2.5 k for all the degree with no loans taken.
watched this video right around when i first started high school, watching it now just after grad. actually clairvoyant
Video is only 2 years old. Highschool is around 4 years lol.
@@KingInkster nah where i'm from it's 3 years, but yeah looking at the date again i would have watched it around middle-late grade 10. mb am dense
I had a full on argument with Jakey about who's going to hang up first. My life has peaked
I hang up first, but then my friend told me that he had the exact same argument and in the and Jakie hang up, waaat??
Hello vasili
I skipped my own graduation ceremony because I was just over it. There were a LOT of people saying I'd regret it, and that I'd miss high-school once it was over.
A few years later I still don't miss it, I'm glad it's over, and I'm glad I skipped the ceremony. I've only stayed in touch with 1 friend from high-school, and she wasn't even in my year. High school sucks, and it didn't matter what everyone cared about then. I love the friend I stayed in touch with, but the people I didn't are not people I miss. I was so happy when it was finally over, and I'd never want to go back (17 Again couldve been a horror movie if the main character had been bullied in high school. I kinda want to see that horror movie tbh)
Yeah man this year ima skip graduation once I’m out of this shithole. 4 years of suffering and time wasted. I’m optimistic for college tho
If a teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" just say "Yes" and walk out of the room
Power move
Teacher: *confused screaming*
I always just smiled and walked out of the room, I'm glad my teachers didn't go on some power trip about it.
I woulda rolled my eyes and left
@@kingofbears6999 i fucking love this one teacher i have bc she doesnt give a shit u dont even have to ask and if we finish earlier we get to just get out of class earlier. She is pretty strict about grades tho.
Teaching kids today that they are entitled to absolutely nothing is probably the single most important thing we could teach them
Couldn’t disagree more
There was a dude who was really entitled and just rude in high school, after five years I went back to look at what he was doing and he's working at a very well-known aerospace firm in a very comfy position.
Good for him but I was angry for a day or two.
High school was a mixed bag. The only things I liked about it was the extra curricular stuff (football/tennis/art class/band/whatever)
Then on the other hand you had all the mandated stuff that everyone hated. Nothing like being stuck in a sweaty hot English room in May working on a test and the rest of the room smells like ass by 6th period.
me, having just finished high school, the most depressed i’ve ever been; yeah pretty much
Boss: “umm why did you stop working?”
Me: “sorry but Jakey uploaded a new video. I have to watch it.”
Boss:
“Nice.”
i venmo'd him a blank check and said "LET THE BOY WATCH"
Lmao i read nice and the likes is 69
@@NakeyJakey
I CAN FEEL IT DOWN IN MY PLUMS
My highschool/wrestling club bully died of a heroin overdose
i smile every time I think about it.
Expectation: Farting really loud during a standardized test
My reality: projectile vomiting ON my standardized test, starting a chain reaction of vomiting teens that disrupted the entire classroom's test block
My present: That shit still didn't matter I passed the literacy test and live with my girlfriend and have a salaried job now
Honestly, at that point I’d own up to it. That would be the funniest shit. “Yeah, I’m the Puke-Chain Guy.”
Haha nicee, I actually threw up (twice) during a field trip to the Alamo in Texas and had to be picked up by my dad. Desecrated a plant within the alamo then outside in some random sidewalk plant.
I went to school with Ryan Hurst who played Opie on Sons of Anarchy.
Neato
Cool story bro
Wow I bet it sucked if you ever sat behind him
My life sucked from the moment I entered high school to the moment I left college.
Everything else has been nice! 😄
FINALLY HES BACK
The guy I tell everyone is my boyfriend finally posted again
I'm glad I'm not alone.
Jakey's that guy "from another school" you told your friends about
Ben Kuyt i call him dad...
@@WilliamFischerOfficial yeah he can't come to the school dances because he lives in another county but we met at the target by the chic fil a
How'd you knowww lol?
It’s important but more for social reasons. Different high schools have different vibes and mine was relatively chill except for the fight club
As a freshman in college , this is true . The moment I left highschool & had graduated ...I forgot everything & stopped talking to 98% of my “friends”😂
Only reason high school matters is if you kept any long term connections like married your high s hool sweet heart or have a best pal you've kept.
School (In general) doesn’t teach you anything, it tells you what to do all the time and then when human error comes into play it’s an immediate harsh punishment
Yeah like when I f*ckd Mr Jack Meoff
I have never been more excited for anything ever more than this
Hey muchacho
ChungoBungo I love your profile picture.
Thanks for making this video. I JUST turned 18 and am already gonna leave home and I’m low key (high key) getting anxiety of life shit. This helped keep my head level. Ik this was supposed to be funny (and it was) but it was kinda educational. Thx dawg
I remember thinking that I'd finally be free to do whatever I wanted to do after high school, WRONG
Why not?
Wait, wrong? Wdym- 😟
Yeah I’m discovering that too. From the time you graduate to the time you turn 21 you’re in a weird grey area where you’re too young to go to bars and too old to do the shit you use to. You also realize the housing market is fucked and you can’t move out without selling your first born
dawn shadows damn where I am it’s 18
Bruh America is so weird, I’m from Ireland and here and basically everywhere else in Europe you can drink from 18. Not being able to drink until you’re 21 seems so bizarre to me.
Game Theory: Will Jakey become DAvid Hayter himself by the end of the year?
Schools in the uk: everyone’s an alcoholic by 13 and smoking by age 10
Actually, PEDMAS stands for:
Please
End
My
Damn
Awful
Suffering
Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag
Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally
Please
End
My
Depression
And
Sadness
Highschool literally almost killed me. Would recommend. 11/10 👍
/s
Drop outs will quote this video when justifying why they dropped out.
A lot of people I interacted with in high school were probably better off dropping out. Some people don’t learn shit and some classes don’t teach shit, and by some I mean most. I wish I could say I learned anything through those years but there was just fucking nothing of substance. Nothing I couldn’t learn for myself in less time and with less effort, or that I didn’t have to go out of the way to actually learn. It’s just all so disorganized and mismanaged and it’s depressing.
The dropouts I know actually started a career and were getting paid good money while we were doing boring ass exams
magnum opus I’m aware, and it’s sad that that’s the reality of it.
And?
The dome in question mentioned at the beginning of the video is in my town and is our high schools home field. One of the only cool things about living here
All i got from high school was the *BIG* *SAD* . I want a refund.
I always said why cant we learn about taxes in school instead of just math, until I took business class. I now know learning about taxes in school is a bad idea. As high schoolers, until you pay taxes for a house, car, and other essentials, you’re concept of money is not developed to understand why and how taxes work.
*can't
*your
speak for yourself.
I was literally looking at your channel earlier today like: "damn he aint uploaded in a while, hope something comes out soon." Then it did... Imma start saying that everyday ngl seeing as i appear to have some sort of power to summon your videos
There you have it guys, whenever Jakey doesn’t upload it’s because this dude never hopes for it.
I had a friend who literally asked everyone to give him the answers of the tests just because he was good looking now I work at Mcdonalds 😎
I don't understand this comment.
Also, that's the pic I used to have in my first UA-cam account where I had all my cringy Minecraft videos from when I was a kid, sadly UA-cam doesn't like opinions so my account vanished.
@@Altraiid damn you really promoted nazi-pigeonology on your channel? No wonder youtube censored you
I recently graduated… I’ll think about High School for more than 5 minutes, then I think “Holy shit am I glad I’m out of high school”
Even if High school taught us how to get a job or how to file our taxes, we'd still think it's super lame and not have paid any attention to it anyways.
Yeah a lot of us would have. I was praying desperately for any reason to be there. I didn't have any particular group of friends, and nothing held me down so I just hated it. Any reason would've been a massive help mentally
the problem is school behave like windows, putting a bunch of unecessary sht on your computer that you'll never use. It should end with basic math, literature, physics and chemistry, and then you can join job oriented classes
Who's we? 😒
@@howboutno412 humans, brain doesn't even get fully developed till age 25. Society have to come up with some mechanism to "manage" little humans, k-12 is a democratically effective way on average.
So we should remove English and history because we think its lame with that logic we shouldn’t even go to school