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КОМЕНТАРІ • 14 тис.

  • @NakeyJakey
    @NakeyJakey  4 роки тому +10761

    holiday feet tweets - twitter.com/nakeyjakey
    holiday feet pics - instagram.com/jakeychristy
    holiday feet - my feet
    holiday kiss - my mouth and your mouth waaaaaiit what???? EWWWWWW!!!!!!
    :)

    • @Shift_Salt
      @Shift_Salt 4 роки тому +66

      You've got that pure boy outfit on.
      Talking about the wonderful experience that is online dating.

    • @rowkey4231
      @rowkey4231 4 роки тому +31

      feet

    • @sydberetta4649
      @sydberetta4649 4 роки тому +73

      What a Quentin Tarantino thing to say Jakey

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH 4 роки тому +3

      meow

    • @ChrispinCram
      @ChrispinCram 4 роки тому +18

      Beard pics 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳🙃😳😳😳

  • @fullmetalcris
    @fullmetalcris 4 роки тому +8736

    Jakey really came out dressed as the white crayon

    • @Benass69
      @Benass69 4 роки тому +154

      fullmetalcris I think the cultured call it “drip”

    • @ZenDragoonYT
      @ZenDragoonYT 4 роки тому +34

      @@Benass69 which culture lmfao

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 4 роки тому +36

      @@Benass69 "cultured" is being very generous lol

    • @DDRWakaLaka
      @DDRWakaLaka 4 роки тому +1

      you dressed as yourself but even uglier so what were you aiming for

    • @simenknudsen01
      @simenknudsen01 4 роки тому +7

      hella fire tho

  • @grantmanor6642
    @grantmanor6642 4 роки тому +1549

    If there's one thing to take away from this video, it's that not enough people played Max Payne 3.

    • @johnathanalvizar9820
      @johnathanalvizar9820 4 роки тому +28

      It is a really good game.

    • @gamemaster2311
      @gamemaster2311 4 роки тому +11

      God that game is so fun.

    • @juwanharris1334
      @juwanharris1334 4 роки тому +9

      "You might not like it, but he spittin' straight facts"

    • @lRlSHBLADE
      @lRlSHBLADE 4 роки тому +8

      Agreed, the shooting is way better than the gta games

    • @mikasaackermann8736
      @mikasaackermann8736 4 роки тому +3

      Underrated comment, but it's also only 24 minutes old so I'll give it time. See you at the top~

  • @PatrickMurphy2
    @PatrickMurphy2 3 роки тому +3633

    Jakey: "I'm moving to New York in 2020, try and stop me."
    2020: "K"

  • @kyu7206
    @kyu7206 2 роки тому +187

    Jakey: 2019 was terrible
    2020: *does a higher backflip*

    • @utkarshraj1642
      @utkarshraj1642 2 роки тому +7

      2021: delta variants, more deaths
      2022: Hold my warcrime and nuclear threats : P

  • @dylandavis6144
    @dylandavis6144 4 роки тому +6265

    At some point Jake’s videos are just gonna be 15 minutes of him trying to tell you a joke while laughing

    • @aamirhus23
      @aamirhus23 4 роки тому +16

      Lol the laughing was distracting, couldn't get through the video the first time I watched it, but glad I tried again!

    • @suiren5272
      @suiren5272 4 роки тому +73

      @@aamirhus23 I'm sorry how is laughing distracting?

    • @aamirhus23
      @aamirhus23 4 роки тому +13

      @@suiren5272 Imagine someone trying to tell you a joke but they keep laughing every 3-4 seconds? The joke doesn't land as hard or maybe you see it coming. It just wasn't the same for me as his other videos. Love Jakey boy though.

    • @dominikbury2
      @dominikbury2 4 роки тому +81

      I'd watch that

    • @brujosx
      @brujosx 4 роки тому +1

      You gotta probelm bro? Come thru. :)

  • @alexpastrana4639
    @alexpastrana4639 4 роки тому +30072

    Yes, 2020 is definitely going to be way better

  • @ThieviusRacoon
    @ThieviusRacoon Рік тому +113

    That “bumble, fumble, turn over” transition has me dying 😂😂

  • @gabeisawesome879
    @gabeisawesome879 3 роки тому +928

    NakeyJakey is one of those people who are just so charismatic and charming that the candid moments where he's laughing are even funnier than his jokes. He's like the only UA-camr I would actually wanna hang out with. I just wanna get drunk and race go karts with him is that so wrong?

    • @johndavies2179
      @johndavies2179 2 роки тому +7

      Nope that's not wrong 😊

    • @duderitoz6953
      @duderitoz6953 2 роки тому +16

      If we all had a friend like Jakey, we would all be alot happier

    • @BerticusBersht
      @BerticusBersht 2 роки тому +2

      No one asked

    • @alexp5569
      @alexp5569 2 роки тому +7

      @@BerticusBersht I asked

    • @remingtonsloan8331
      @remingtonsloan8331 2 роки тому +3

      Bruh, he was looking for a girlfriend, not a boyfriend, yuh silly goose! Eeeeewwwww!

  • @Maria_745
    @Maria_745 4 роки тому +4568

    NakeyJakey? More like JakeyTakey me to Arby's

  • @orlieblalock9221
    @orlieblalock9221 3 роки тому +7459

    Listening to him in 2020 talk about moving to NYC and how he’s going to recover his mental health in 2020 is like watching the character in the horror movie leave their phone in the car and forget their keys while the killer looms just out of frame.

    • @haleyrice216
      @haleyrice216 3 роки тому +109

      And the theme from Halloween is blaring

    • @lepracybabe
      @lepracybabe 3 роки тому +20

      Omg, I hope he’s ok.

    • @Nyc12u
      @Nyc12u 2 роки тому +6

      This made me laugh

    • @Winford.Studios
      @Winford.Studios 2 роки тому +9

      he did move to nyc however

    • @ericbazinga
      @ericbazinga 2 роки тому +88

      More like the cop who says he's about to retire and talks about his plans for retirement and then gets brutally shot and killed

  • @ConnorNolanTech
    @ConnorNolanTech 2 роки тому +82

    Oh, that Sonichu in the opening caught me off guard. Can't even escape Chrischan in my comfort videos.

    • @nevereverr
      @nevereverr 2 роки тому +5

      Bro his hearing is next week and Im still processing it

  • @Coolleenc
    @Coolleenc 5 місяців тому +71

    Story time. When this video was made I was freshly new at the dating app game. I spent 6 months being disappointed and grossed out by men on tinder. It had been 14 years since I last dated. It was becoming depressing and honestly down right degrading.
    I started noticing the trends. The lingo "here for good time not for a long time" kind of stuff. I found that profiles with lots of selfies had been the most off putting people.
    So I tried a new approach. Talk to the people id normally pass by. I came across a profile that had art work, someone's hand drawn sketches. I was like heck yeah, I like to draw too. Eventually a few photos in a saw a face, not a bad looking one either. Just a normal dude. He used silly pictures instead of bathroom selfies... So we matched of course, duh.
    He didn't hit on me (Jesus, you don't need to hit on people on dating apps. It's clear why you matched why state the stupid obvious?) We causally talked for a week or two about random ass shit. Meanwhile guys I thought I'd be into kept standing me up and just being creeps.
    My silly sketch dude always was consistent though. So we eventually decided to meet. He didn't drive at the time so of course I went to his house to meet him! Most people would turn there nose up at person who didn't have a car or didn't drive. Not me lol. Anyway it's 2019, we drink a few beers and watch a movie. The most my tinder match did was sit next to me on the couch. He didn't hit on me or even try anything. I was impressed. 😎 The night went on and it got late. I hugged him goodbye and drove home. Again nothing heart stoppingly amazing but also nothing scary. 🤷
    We talked for another week or so before we meet up again 2019 was coming to an end in a month or so at the time. We both continued to use tinder on the side with no luck. We just both seemed to be into one another. On our second date the sparks flew and we both admitted to ourselves that we found the one. Somewhere right before 2019 ended we became exclusivel and joined forces.
    We found love and we both agreed tinder sucked and we couldn't believe some how we found each other in a sea of crap. Lol. We didn't know we had a freaking pandemic ahead of us to survive. Times seemed so hopeful ❤️
    Anyway it's now about to be 2024 and we live together now and have a bunch of milestones under our bealts.
    I guess my take away is, when I decided to just give up on expectations and traits I thought I wanted is when I found someone worth talking to. It's okay to be yourself on these apps and it's okay to just bomb conversation and be weird because eventually you will find someone who finds that shit charming.

    • @vcdgamer
      @vcdgamer 4 місяці тому +5

      That's a lovely story. Congratulations on finally meeting The One.🥺

    • @marym1lky
      @marym1lky 3 місяці тому +2

      This is so sweet thank you so much for sharing :-)

    • @ravenkarlin
      @ravenkarlin 2 місяці тому +2

      Congratulations to you both! I’m trying to get back into the dating scene and have been a little freaked out to make a profile because of the disappointment I’ve had in the past. This story gave me some extra confidence though and a brighter perspective, thank you for that!

  • @quandale9266
    @quandale9266 3 роки тому +13014

    Jake talking about how much he’s gonna enjoy 2020 is the most tragic thing I’ve ever seen

    • @bateriayvr8988
      @bateriayvr8988 3 роки тому +81

      Oh the irony....

    • @Bentzel75
      @Bentzel75 3 роки тому +217

      Joel Frye it’s like that old cop talking about how he is looking forward to getting retired next week in all those cop shows. If he only knew...

    • @josephjones2513
      @josephjones2513 3 роки тому +5

      Hahahahahahahahaa

    • @timewastetv7019
      @timewastetv7019 3 роки тому +13

      He brought this upon us

    • @ameladaptivedaydreamer949
      @ameladaptivedaydreamer949 3 роки тому +19

      Yeah, I'm watching this and sighing and crying inside -_-"

  • @AbyssWalkerDraiden
    @AbyssWalkerDraiden 4 роки тому +5913

    “Man, I hated 2019” ....well2020 has been great

    • @swampnuts265
      @swampnuts265 4 роки тому +38

      How's ur quarantine going so far?

    • @edin5317
      @edin5317 4 роки тому +17

      Its sucking pretty bad honestly

    • @ThatsJustEric
      @ThatsJustEric 4 роки тому +11

      @@swampnuts265 binging all his videos at 2am

    • @percyjacksonfan10
      @percyjacksonfan10 4 роки тому +32

      The Kobe reference also hasn’t aged well

    • @edin5317
      @edin5317 4 роки тому +4

      @@ThatsJustEric same, need some of that 2000-2010ish nostalgia

  • @ElijahPickleFISH96
    @ElijahPickleFISH96 3 роки тому +133

    I know that 2020 happened to all of us and messed everything up, but it’s sad to hear how many plans he had for 2020, yet only ended up with 3 videos and then vanishing for months after. I hope he’s okay and his return will be swell.

  • @gunnargrubbs3123
    @gunnargrubbs3123 Рік тому +14

    Cool listening to the Outro after he sampled it on Survival Horror. Also the foreshadowing with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan in this video is crazy.

    • @terenceokane
      @terenceokane Рік тому

      Listening to the track it hit me that I def watched this video when it came out. What a wild few years.

    • @gunnargrubbs3123
      @gunnargrubbs3123 Рік тому

      @@terenceokane Truly!

  • @clydesdale1775
    @clydesdale1775 3 роки тому +4215

    "In 2019, this peice of **** year that thankfully is about to end..."

    • @hannahb9671
      @hannahb9671 3 роки тому +141

      The face I made at that line wasn't a pretty one

    • @bakermakingbread
      @bakermakingbread 3 роки тому +4

      Lol, it’s so funny after New Years

    • @IGetIntoArgumentsForFun.67
      @IGetIntoArgumentsForFun.67 3 роки тому +24

      top 10 word spoken before disasters

    • @Idiotboxxx
      @Idiotboxxx 3 роки тому +9

      the line that aged like like the olson twins

    • @Exarian
      @Exarian 3 роки тому +4

      People really need to stop assigning so much significance to years when its very obvious the things that made one year suck is gonna continue into the next one. Anybody who paid any amount of attention would know that 2020 was gonna suck... just not as much as it did.

  • @ion_force
    @ion_force 4 роки тому +4497

    "2020 I'm moving to new york" Yikes

    • @weirdisspeltweird
      @weirdisspeltweird 4 роки тому +222

      "Try and stop me" someone took that challenge

    • @BROJANGSTER
      @BROJANGSTER 4 роки тому +34

      -Eddy Burback

    • @neireannach
      @neireannach 4 роки тому +29

      Me to but just to do a gainer off the Empire State Building

    • @gaywoman420
      @gaywoman420 4 роки тому +16

      @@weirdisspeltweird guy ordering the bat soup "challenge accepted shitlord"

    • @ChristianUrea
      @ChristianUrea 4 роки тому +7

      It’s even worse now

  • @andrewkent6402
    @andrewkent6402 Рік тому +7

    "2019 Sucks"
    2020: Hold my Corona
    2021: Hold my January 6th
    2022: Hold my gas
    2023: Hold my eggs

  • @ln5321
    @ln5321 4 роки тому +1905

    "I like to travel"
    "I like hiking"
    "I LOVE coffee/tea"
    "Adventure"
    "Live, laugh, love"

    • @legacyofvrak
      @legacyofvrak 4 роки тому +61

      Plus a random basic pro-abortion line among these you just said

    • @logiarhythm6285
      @logiarhythm6285 4 роки тому +109

      Don't forget: "I like food"

    • @gumrice9139
      @gumrice9139 4 роки тому +68

      Npcs be like

    • @logiarhythm6285
      @logiarhythm6285 4 роки тому +40

      @@gumrice9139 yeah, consider them NCPs - non-character persons

    • @HUNKragor
      @HUNKragor 4 роки тому +14

      WIIIIINEEEEEE

  • @piratep
    @piratep 4 роки тому +1049

    Watching this in April 2020:
    "Man 2019 was a dogshit year"
    Oh boy.
    "I'm gonna move to New York, try to stop me."
    Oh no.
    'I've been to so many funerals."
    OH NO

  • @LiveForTheWaterGod
    @LiveForTheWaterGod 4 роки тому +4809

    I like when jakey looks like he's about to paint my house.

    • @jeidei8943
      @jeidei8943 4 роки тому +60

      He looks like his dream is making his own coffee and eating gravel

    • @mugismtv
      @mugismtv 4 роки тому +30

      I HEARD YOU PAINT HOUSES

    • @brujosx
      @brujosx 4 роки тому +2

      What?
      .

    • @Viiniciuz.
      @Viiniciuz. 4 роки тому +7

      @@mugismtv yes i do and i do my own carpentry

    • @Kewlausgirl
      @Kewlausgirl 4 роки тому

      I wonder if he will paint my house....

  • @sam4744
    @sam4744 4 роки тому +2777

    Please get a green exercise ball so you'll float.

    • @DJGreenscreen
      @DJGreenscreen 4 роки тому +53

      Brilliant idea haha

    • @somatoth1048
      @somatoth1048 4 роки тому +30

      You fucking clown

    • @uglybutton6099
      @uglybutton6099 4 роки тому +60

      See this on every single one of his videos lol, wonder if he'll ever do it

    • @imfobk
      @imfobk 4 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @StreetCornersHD
      @StreetCornersHD 4 роки тому +4

      That's nigahigas shtick bub

  • @dumptruck3591
    @dumptruck3591 3 роки тому +31

    Him being hopeful about 2019 ending is the best part of this whole video, because it's just so miserably ironic

  • @putrid2529
    @putrid2529 Рік тому +5

    The girls who put "love going on adventures" have no actual interests, watched too many Disney movies growing up, and now expect to be swept off their feet by some quirky adventurous guy who isn't bound by modern pleasures.

  • @718NecroLeX
    @718NecroLeX 4 роки тому +2618

    Jakey dressing up as Billie Eilish for Christmas

    • @The101Point1
      @The101Point1 4 роки тому +51

      The bad part is he looks better than Billie

    • @who2495
      @who2495 4 роки тому +39

      @@The101Point1 I don't see where the bad thing about this is

    • @jillweff
      @jillweff 4 роки тому +1

      kingkobra *good

    • @marvinivancarbajal
      @marvinivancarbajal 4 роки тому

      NecroLeX718 ua-cam.com/video/nP7346EtlWU/v-deo.html

    • @myrongainz9765
      @myrongainz9765 4 роки тому

      💯💯

  • @DannySullivanMusic
    @DannySullivanMusic 4 роки тому +1407

    Why is milk teaching me about online dating?

    • @superduperjoi6800
      @superduperjoi6800 4 роки тому +3

      Bitch imma cow

    • @superduperjoi6800
      @superduperjoi6800 4 роки тому

      Its scary crazy not good for conservative paranoid family to have a guy fly from Germany to the us to meet you in your dorm for the 1st time

    • @zayster8899
      @zayster8899 4 роки тому +2

      ngl he lookin kinda milky doe

  • @22pilots50
    @22pilots50 2 роки тому +20

    Damn that sonichu bit has not aged well

  • @Caleb72301
    @Caleb72301 Рік тому +8

    It’s crazy coming back to this video after listening to romcom and seeing all the influences he had at the time, the album was absolute fire 🔥🔥🔥

  • @FoxGoalie
    @FoxGoalie 4 роки тому +1709

    If that Raid-Joke actually turned into an actual commercial, i would not even have been mad.

    • @phillipk.dennison9131
      @phillipk.dennison9131 4 роки тому +33

      I think it would’ve been even funnier if did the whole sponsor and then cut back to the topic completely off track like “Now what was I talking about?”

    • @TestarossaF110
      @TestarossaF110 4 роки тому +2

      5:50 for the people who want to see that again :P (a lil bit earlier for the context)

    • @louiev.3367
      @louiev.3367 4 роки тому +1

      I honestly would been so pissed and smashed my phone

    • @AlexPotvin
      @AlexPotvin 4 роки тому +3

      That was gold.

    • @josephThaPimp
      @josephThaPimp 4 роки тому

      Same, I want Jake to profit

  • @ninjaswithgratitude5357
    @ninjaswithgratitude5357 3 роки тому +1863

    I met my wife on runescape when I was 16. She turned out to be a 68 year old fat man, but love is blind.

  • @scooterwearssocks
    @scooterwearssocks Рік тому +22

    I hope you got the sample clearance for this

  • @LRBowas
    @LRBowas Рік тому +7

    Hey Jakey I'm going through a rough time in my life reflecting on my poor life decisions, but I just so happened to stumble upon some of your videos and rewatched them, and they made me feel better. So thanks I guess.

  • @hephthalites1829
    @hephthalites1829 4 роки тому +2787

    Every part of the internet can be a dating opportunity if you are Indian enough.

  • @mechabubba
    @mechabubba 4 роки тому +3000

    "i'm moving to new york, try and stop me, you won't"
    * global pandemic *

    • @MortanAMrk
      @MortanAMrk 3 роки тому +30

      why would you even want to live there.

    • @cpetersen6454
      @cpetersen6454 3 роки тому +25

      he still did it too

    • @bradsully6620
      @bradsully6620 3 роки тому +21

      @@MortanAMrk no shit. I would never live in NYC. No fucking way.

    • @roj6895
      @roj6895 3 роки тому +1

      i mean he did

    • @tazy5883
      @tazy5883 3 роки тому +7

      And now we got fires, and hurricanes

  • @keith7261
    @keith7261 2 роки тому +35

    I love this vid so much. Jakey just seems to be having a ton of fun making it, and its great as a viewer to be able to laugh with someone, especially now. I come back to this vid and the illegally downloading music video like its a monthly ritual.

  • @cowboybeep3542
    @cowboybeep3542 2 роки тому +5

    “2019 this piece of shit year that’s finally going to end”
    We were so naive. So unaware.

  • @antMANscochiey
    @antMANscochiey 4 роки тому +2175

    Jakey out here lookin like a Clockwork Orange droog.

    • @Spo8
      @Spo8 4 роки тому +75

      Swiping right looking for a bit of the ol' in out, in out.

    • @rylee1686
      @rylee1686 4 роки тому +3

      out here lookin like post malone

    • @OK-up2gn
      @OK-up2gn 4 роки тому +31

      A bit of the old ultra violence

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 4 роки тому +2

      He looks like a human smurf
      With that outfit on

    • @reidye
      @reidye 4 роки тому +16

      One thing I could never stand was to see a filthy dirty old drunky howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and going blurp blurp in between as it might be a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts;I could never stand to see anyone like that. whatever his age might be, but more especially when he was real old like this one was.

  • @Jacox98
    @Jacox98 Рік тому +8

    I love how two of the songs off ROMCOM reference/sample this video

  • @bradenoickle
    @bradenoickle 4 роки тому +1182

    I just learned how to do backflips and I literally cannot stop having sex
    Thanks Jakey!

    • @derpedfox
      @derpedfox 4 роки тому +35

      Instruction unclear,
      Did a frontflip instead

    • @Tatsujen
      @Tatsujen 4 роки тому +26

      @@derpedfox oh no
      you've been unbirthed :(

    • @derpedfox
      @derpedfox 4 роки тому +11

      @@Tatsujen *OH SHI-*
      _this user doesn't exist_

    • @yoursexualizedgrandparents6929
      @yoursexualizedgrandparents6929 4 роки тому +2

      So like, instead of thrusting... You do a backflip?

    • @shubhsethi2ndchannel88
      @shubhsethi2ndchannel88 4 роки тому +1

      Dude there is a guy I'm scared of
      👉 #caslutnerd

  • @eSsk811
    @eSsk811 Рік тому +19

    Every time I watch your videos I end up in a laughing / coughing fit and my girlfriend always comes in and checks on me

  • @Go_away__
    @Go_away__ Рік тому +10

    I'm not even kidding, my first date with my wife (when we were dating) was at Arby's haha.
    The beef n cheddar really sealed the deal man.

  • @koltonfrost5217
    @koltonfrost5217 4 роки тому +1692

    You look like post malone off of drugs

    • @AB43TV
      @AB43TV 4 роки тому +160

      Pre malone

    • @UltimaPowers
      @UltimaPowers 4 роки тому +18

      Post Malone in Heaven.

    • @tedbaloogafakename3659
      @tedbaloogafakename3659 4 роки тому +16

      Post malone on different drugs

    • @goobiethicc5054
      @goobiethicc5054 4 роки тому +1

      My name is irrelevant you Fools except post malone is a worthless piece of shit and jakey isnt.

    • @user-gd4ty2nq3u
      @user-gd4ty2nq3u 4 роки тому

      what’s your name tho

  • @user-jq7my2vl4l
    @user-jq7my2vl4l 3 роки тому +3525

    This guy feels like your cool cousin that takes you to see his cool friends when your were like 12 and you hung out with him

    • @bluebomber875
      @bluebomber875 3 роки тому +71

      That’s oddly specific but ok lol

    • @avenhob1476
      @avenhob1476 3 роки тому +40

      Don’t question it

    • @danomak
      @danomak 3 роки тому +18

      to many, he is that guy

    • @Undertak2000
      @Undertak2000 3 роки тому +9

      that is so accurate!

    • @Skud_paimon
      @Skud_paimon 2 роки тому +7

      And then he started talking about online dating??????????

  • @vxriiin
    @vxriiin Рік тому +13

    i don't get no sleep cuz of y'alllllll
    nah y'all don't get to sleep cuz of meeeeeee

  • @MasterEth
    @MasterEth Рік тому +9

    Jakey is such a GOAT that he literally sampled himself talking here and put it in SURVIVAL HORROR! Bet I'm the first to notice lol

    • @coonyman10
      @coonyman10 Рік тому +4

      I'd wager most of jakeys' fans recognized, it's an interesting artistic choice for sure.

  • @burunduk6420
    @burunduk6420 4 роки тому +1119

    Aw, our Jakey is growing up and is starting to take notice of girls around him

  • @ablationer
    @ablationer 4 роки тому +617

    You forgot the biggest con of online dating: Interacting with people.

    • @millaarts4294
      @millaarts4294 4 роки тому +33

      Oh yeah babe you are so cool and introverted and not like other girls.

    • @BlaZay
      @BlaZay 4 роки тому +8

      This post was made by the antisocial gang

    • @Roxasedge
      @Roxasedge 4 роки тому +1

      I have never ever seen that happen on online dating, so we'll count that as a pro.

    • @ChickenRieder
      @ChickenRieder 4 роки тому +1

      Totally. I actually liked it at the start, but had to quit it just because of all the people wanting to talk.

  • @TheGoodesBrothers
    @TheGoodesBrothers 2 роки тому +1

    Bro I could listen to you ramble about literally anything for hours. You're the best, Jakey ❤️

  • @CuriousJosh
    @CuriousJosh 6 місяців тому +3

    Him saying “thank god 2019 is about to end” didn’t age well.

  • @squigg7107
    @squigg7107 4 роки тому +585

    I got an ad for rich women over 40 who are available in my area underneath this video. Wish me luck fellas, I’m gonna shoot my shot this time. Thanks for the encouragement, NakeyJakey.

    • @Mr_Fancypants
      @Mr_Fancypants 4 роки тому +26

      Did you get stabbed, robbed and sold as a slave yet?

    • @haydenroberts1028
      @haydenroberts1028 4 роки тому +15

      @@Mr_Fancypants sold in the ketemine trade, he was

    • @HaZyDaKiD
      @HaZyDaKiD 4 роки тому

      shooters shoot

    • @Antiformed
      @Antiformed 4 роки тому +5

      How good are your backflips?

  • @kirikakirikakirika
    @kirikakirikakirika 3 роки тому +4331

    I couldn't stop laughing at the "going on adventures" part. My best friend, I love her, but man ... she's one of those profile girls. She always says, "I really like going on adventures."
    And I've literally told her, "Guys have no idea what you're talking about when you say that. What do you mean by 'adventures'?"
    She said, "You know. Going to festivals, trying new restaurants, checking out art museums and stores we don't usually shop at, maybe going to the theme park every once in a while, a movie drive-in, a campsite, a club--"
    "Out. You like going out."

    • @lemonbread8019
      @lemonbread8019 3 роки тому +635

      You want a real adventure? How about an adventure to my basement dungeon where I'm definitely not going to tie you up and keep you captive for the next 5 years until the police raid my house on suspect of methamphetamine production.

    • @vivvy_0
      @vivvy_0 3 роки тому +160

      @@lemonbread8019 :(

    • @almightyrasen
      @almightyrasen 3 роки тому +21

      Lemon Bread 👀 pause

    • @OneEyedCloud01
      @OneEyedCloud01 3 роки тому +60

      @@lemonbread8019 Ok Heisenberg

    • @brettvv7475
      @brettvv7475 3 роки тому +20

      @@lemonbread8019 Let's compare "adventurers".

  • @themBoots
    @themBoots Рік тому +6

    end of the video hits different after ROMCOM

  • @DLatrice325
    @DLatrice325 Рік тому +3

    in the same vein as people saying they like to "go on adventures": people who say they "love to laugh". Who hates laughing??

  • @drblahs
    @drblahs 2 роки тому +3

    that sonichu swipe right is now problematic, jakey canceled 2021

  • @piratepenguin5821
    @piratepenguin5821 4 роки тому +1299

    You wouldn't have to deal with people like Jebeckys if you just give people like Sonichu a chance

    • @Billi_crow
      @Billi_crow 4 роки тому +16

      Sonichu gets too much attention, the rest of us should get a chance

    • @aeon2784
      @aeon2784 4 роки тому +9

      Sonichu is really good looking man

    • @jamescanjuggle
      @jamescanjuggle 4 роки тому +2

      Whatever you say Pirate Penguin

  • @Blurns
    @Blurns 4 роки тому +414

    If a girl's profile said she liked going on adventures, but her profile pic showed her holding a sword in one hand & a severed goblin's head in the other, I'd be all over that.

    • @Kewlausgirl
      @Kewlausgirl 4 роки тому +8

      Noted. Lol
      I'm a girl and I'd love if a guy had that... If I was single that is lol.

    • @arpodyssey7913
      @arpodyssey7913 4 роки тому +12

      This scares me because you both have the same profile picture

    • @thejman3489
      @thejman3489 4 роки тому +1

      @@arpodyssey7913 That's what happens when you don't have a profile picture. It's the first letter of your username and a color.

  • @MisfitOutfit
    @MisfitOutfit Рік тому +5

    Listening to Romcom in '22 and hearing this sampled on the record. Priceless man is an absolute genius.

  • @hannahjasmineactress
    @hannahjasmineactress 8 місяців тому +1

    This should be your most viewed video honestly. You are quite good at explaining things at the level of people’s understanding and you’re famous for that but this is even better. I love your energy here. You should be more famous for this kind of energy because people should like you and sub to you for you shining like this. Don’t tell yourself that you’re obnoxious because you’re not. Don’t stop when you’re fire

  • @TKinfinity01
    @TKinfinity01 4 роки тому +654

    Don’t forget matching with someone only to have them Ghost you.

    • @Hevvvyyy
      @Hevvvyyy 4 роки тому +12

      Damn it's really that bad ?

    • @mcxim2426
      @mcxim2426 4 роки тому +83

      Laugh at my misery. I've downloaded Hinge, Bumble, and Tinder and received 0 dates or connections. Those that I do match with message for a day or two and then get bored. Online dating sucks, love isn't real and I wanna die.

    • @mcxim2426
      @mcxim2426 4 роки тому +29

      And yes I know it's probably because I'm hideous and not fun to talk to but you'd think there's one person out there on some app. But nah.

    • @TKinfinity01
      @TKinfinity01 4 роки тому +17

      @@mcxim2426
      I'm on the same boat. With the very same apps funny enough. I'll probably be alone forever too. :(

    • @koedifortin9961
      @koedifortin9961 4 роки тому +10

      Harrison Zimmerman yep, online dating isn’t really for average people and it takes awhile to learn that. There’s small success here and there if you really try for months but I find that it’s more headache than it’s worth

  • @dinoblast99
    @dinoblast99 4 роки тому +822

    If she likes adventures she probably just wants to play D&D...

    • @drowned309
      @drowned309 4 роки тому +28

      My character is named Chazley Wench-Slayer, he has 3 intelligence and 20 charisma.

    • @sokushi2482
      @sokushi2482 4 роки тому +7

      as in Diner and DI-ablo 3 of course

    • @branillo
      @branillo 4 роки тому +4

      Yah, you wish “dinoblast99” 😤

    • @caseyhullfish1345
      @caseyhullfish1345 4 роки тому +8

      that explains why they've always ended up just being a polymorphed dragon....

    • @pizzawithnofriends8970
      @pizzawithnofriends8970 4 роки тому +1

      Damn, you're not wrong

  • @Just_Pete
    @Just_Pete 2 роки тому

    This is one of the best videos on the internet. I come back to this video so often. I love your videos Jake, really hoping all is well 🙏

  • @dymoure
    @dymoure Рік тому +6

    “Pineapple belongs on pizza.”
    Wow. I think I’m in love. I know so much about her now!

  • @skylarjizmondoenthusiast7286
    @skylarjizmondoenthusiast7286 4 роки тому +1316

    remember when this channel was about the scholastic book fair and the host wasn’t jesus christ

    • @benzed37
      @benzed37 4 роки тому +58

      I don't recall the last part

    • @StripedGoose
      @StripedGoose 4 роки тому +27

      tbh I don't recall the first one either

    • @Minnevan
      @Minnevan 4 роки тому +6

      He made one video about scholastic book fair so no, not really.

    • @skylarjizmondoenthusiast7286
      @skylarjizmondoenthusiast7286 4 роки тому +3

      Quinn Minnehan it’s a joke u clown

    • @nickv.3573
      @nickv.3573 4 роки тому +8

      @@skylarjizmondoenthusiast7286 a shit one

  • @uniqueweeks8969
    @uniqueweeks8969 4 роки тому +732

    “Pull out the blickey” I’m never getting over that😂

    • @samuelbadger4371
      @samuelbadger4371 4 роки тому +1

      Omegle

    • @AngelofEresos
      @AngelofEresos 4 роки тому +4

      Honestly, I watch this video, just for that part, pretty much daily now.

    • @JimboDandyy
      @JimboDandyy 4 роки тому +1

      Honestly it’s my favorite part

  • @exzisd
    @exzisd 2 роки тому +2

    I've watched this video many times and even from the first day I watched it something about Jakey's videos makes me laugh while simultaneously being nostalgic, sentimental, and sad. Now that Jakey is rarely uploading anymore and these videos have continued to exist in the vortex of time these videos still make me laugh, and inspire me in the studio when I'm looking to get my vibes up, but also makes me sad. We didn't know what we had before the music. I really hope you do what makes you happy and are successful in whatever endeavors you pursue. Even as it is, this UA-cam channel catalogue is immaculate and full of some of the all time biggest bangers in all UA-cam history. Also Jakey looks like a slightly different person, like a relative of himself, in other videos. I know that sounds autistic but it's just depression.

  • @Bramazane
    @Bramazane 2 роки тому +1

    it's almost 2022 (like 14 min) and here I am watching old nakey jakey videos because they're amazing.... thank you sir... thank you

  • @oceangotvald5310
    @oceangotvald5310 4 роки тому +3515

    every time he makes a video i feel just a little bit better

    • @jondiddle
      @jondiddle 4 роки тому +37

      Yea dude. Every time I even see a post from jakey I crack a smile.

    • @bentoningram3523
      @bentoningram3523 4 роки тому +25

      He is literally a gift from God sent straight from heaven in dweebus form

    • @jondiddle
      @jondiddle 4 роки тому +5

      @@bentoningram3523 nah man, jakey ain't no dweebus. Straight up angelic.

    • @lamariposa619
      @lamariposa619 4 роки тому

      DRAG QUEEN EATS
      WATCH NOW !
      ua-cam.com/video/wnxugMNEbR4/v-deo.html

    • @salierisneighbor9736
      @salierisneighbor9736 4 роки тому

      Strawberry Corncakes That's great and all but could you isn't

  • @jacobperez7329
    @jacobperez7329 4 роки тому +843

    Marshmellow man speaks the truth

  • @CentreMetre
    @CentreMetre 5 місяців тому +1

    Ive had conversations with random people, not on dating sites, and the ones that say "dont be boring" are always the ones with 1 word replies. I could write the most profound philosophical question mankind has ever devised, and get "cool" in reply

  • @paytonranes5021
    @paytonranes5021 2 роки тому +9

    I would legitimately feel more comfortable dating on an app called pieces of sh*t for dropouts with nothing going for them like myself

  • @kudostymgs8780
    @kudostymgs8780 4 роки тому +669

    I think Jake has the world record for sitting on an exercise ball the most.

    • @YaowBucketHEAD
      @YaowBucketHEAD 4 роки тому +4

      ( )( )
      ( )( )
      ( )( )
      *ABZ FOR DAYS*
      That can't hurt the ol' dating profile.

  • @rowanwoods6089
    @rowanwoods6089 4 роки тому +1384

    Backflip gang

    • @justderp5713
      @justderp5713 4 роки тому +1

      Incorrect

    • @xenon805.
      @xenon805. 4 роки тому +3

      @Jackson Starnes kinda racist

    • @Majesticbudderbro
      @Majesticbudderbro 4 роки тому

      Jackson Starns has a good point. I can only do front flips, so why not make an app for that? :(

    • @RileyCourter
      @RileyCourter 4 роки тому +3

      I will win Jebecky's heart. No matter the cost.

    • @TheActiveAssault
      @TheActiveAssault 4 роки тому

      Nope

  • @mattf6891
    @mattf6891 Рік тому +2

    Watching this at the end of 2022... Swan diving off the empire state sounds pretty good, dude.

  • @arthropox738
    @arthropox738 2 роки тому

    So stoked that those songs are coming out. Here's hoping for February

  • @Gamakatana
    @Gamakatana 4 роки тому +617

    Be honest, you only made this video to showcase Meg Ryan's pants.

  • @VicariousNick55
    @VicariousNick55 4 роки тому +352

    I met my girlfriend through Twitch a year ago after randomly going through small channels on old games I used to play and I found her channel. After a month of watching her streams and being a member of her community I decided to reach out (but not in a gross thirsty way of course) into her DMs through Instagram and we ended up talking everyday for months. I lived in Minnesota and found out she lived in Virginia. After 5 months of talking via text and video chats, I decided to buy a plain ticket to finally meet her. I flew out to stay with her and her family and from first sight I knew I found the one. I stayed for a week but it felt like only 10 minutes and before I left, we already planned for when she would come visit me and two months later she was flying in to stay with me in my small apartment for a week. She ended up loving it so much that she decided she wanted to move in with me. Two months go by and I fly back to Virginia, pack up all her stuff in her car, and we drove 20 hours back to Minnesota in order to move her in. It's been 5 months since then and I'm currently back in Virginia with her and her family for Christmas and we could never be happier. I'm not saying that online dating will work for everyone, and long distance relationships suck major dick. But sometimes it works out and you may just find the love of your life. Happy holidays to all and I hope your 2020 is much better jakey. Love you man

    • @gabbo7101
      @gabbo7101 4 роки тому +40

      incredably wholesome

    • @VicariousNick55
      @VicariousNick55 4 роки тому +6

      @@gabbo7101 ❤

    • @demiank
      @demiank 4 роки тому +6

      stuff like this gives me hope for ldr's cause it doesn't matter where you live or what gender you are, love is between people and people and mediums like these help us shorten the distance :>
      glad to see that it could work for some people

    • @jimmyjohnjoejr.9020
      @jimmyjohnjoejr.9020 4 роки тому +1

      Epic

    • @disquiet-mind
      @disquiet-mind 4 роки тому +13

      I was cheated on by my long distance ex-gf of two years recently. It warms my heart to see that it worked out for somebody. Best wishes to you two. Have a happy holidays :)

  • @madssocks8532
    @madssocks8532 26 днів тому

    I love this video and it's great every rewatch, but Jakey talking about how great 2020 is gonna be and how he's excited to move to NY always fills me with anxiety

  • @RyanDaRaikou
    @RyanDaRaikou Рік тому +3

    watching this video after romcom released and hearing so many connections to the entire album is cool :)

  • @bortnessundine2397
    @bortnessundine2397 4 роки тому +208

    This is 100% true about "traveling" and "adventures". I've been using dating apps for a month and if I drank every time someone said that they love to travel, i'd be dead now

    • @taylorhopkins2588
      @taylorhopkins2588 4 роки тому +1

      Bortness Undine ua-cam.com/video/IUPmVo-YGyE/v-deo.html

    • @Jackspiring
      @Jackspiring 4 роки тому +1

      That little text box is always bs anyway but at least some are a bit more creative than all these adventurers

    • @n333k333
      @n333k333 4 роки тому

      that's until they take an arrow to the knee

    • @improvwithlions4173
      @improvwithlions4173 4 роки тому

      @lemon diesel yo...where the craft brews at...what's with all this light shite

    • @rgstever
      @rgstever 4 роки тому

      I did just that, I ended up getting a liver transplant instead of sweet death.

  • @TheLynnn
    @TheLynnn 4 роки тому +1002

    Is anyone gunna tell Jakey he looks like he got the fire flower upgrade?

  • @dirtygerty577
    @dirtygerty577 Рік тому +1

    i know im about 2 years too late but dude you need to make more videos man :P you are very talented at making these type of info videos... every one so far from you i have watched has cracked me up and also taken me back to the past LOL thanks for the laughs dude!

  • @DanBruhMoment
    @DanBruhMoment 2 роки тому

    I love how you go insane at one point. You're such a great content creator, man.

  • @OMGmyFACE
    @OMGmyFACE 4 роки тому +362

    I met two people on OKCupid. One wasn't into men, just any person wearing leather and we didn't date, she just offered a couch for me to crash on, which is nice but weird. The other one left me in the middle of the date when she saw I had cuter friends. Online dating is rad!

    • @sladikk
      @sladikk 4 роки тому +16

      I met my first gf (I'm her first bf too) a year ago on OKCupid and we just celebrated our anniversary so it ain't all bad

    • @IronicHavoc
      @IronicHavoc 4 роки тому +11

      I mean that first experience actually sounds kinda cool, and that second one can totally happen offline. So not too bad.

    • @NatePropst
      @NatePropst 4 роки тому +21

      Have you tried having uglier friends? Problem solved!

    • @ethank.6602
      @ethank.6602 4 роки тому

      @@sladikk you guys are into freaky shit dont lie.

    • @ifrit35
      @ifrit35 4 роки тому

      That sounds about right!

  • @lukestrevell6499
    @lukestrevell6499 4 роки тому +296

    “I’m decently attractive, I’m not racist.”

    • @Zayindjejfj
      @Zayindjejfj 4 роки тому +18

      "I too, desire to not die via consumption of Arby's."

    • @meris8486
      @meris8486 4 роки тому +6

      Sounds like something a racist would say

    • @Kizz217
      @Kizz217 4 роки тому

      Luke Strevell “I like black guys sorry I had a enough of Vanilla”

  • @dsh20091
    @dsh20091 Рік тому +20

    We met online in 2001. Still together, celebrating 21 years of being married in January.

  • @liamquinlan5850
    @liamquinlan5850 2 роки тому +5

    I met my wife in the comments of this video. Thanks Snakey.

  • @slippinndippin1421
    @slippinndippin1421 4 роки тому +81

    "40% of American couples now meet online, in Raid Shadow Legends"
    I for real thought that was a sponsorship. I've seen these ads too many times

  • @daybidbanderbecht5299
    @daybidbanderbecht5299 4 роки тому +608

    Pretty sure "I love adventures" is code for "I like expensive vacations"

    • @HUNKragor
      @HUNKragor 4 роки тому +19

      No it's
      Buy me a 2 week all inclusive holiday in the Bahamas

    • @laczodani
      @laczodani 4 роки тому +28

      or "I like to get fucked hard"

    • @beaugantz4888
      @beaugantz4888 4 роки тому +33

      I think it's " I don't have anything interesting to put here"

    • @HUNKragor
      @HUNKragor 4 роки тому +19

      @@beaugantz4888 I like spending money and buying temporal happiness, preferably with someone else's money

    • @rachelromero6832
      @rachelromero6832 4 роки тому +9

      @@HUNKragor i hope all you guys in this comment thread are aware that so many guys have this shit in their bios too. Its annoyed me for years now. Same with he office.

  • @sirwafflesxx8218
    @sirwafflesxx8218 Рік тому +1

    3:35 i love how music from Halo 3 is just playing for no reason.

  • @tristen4142
    @tristen4142 2 роки тому +2

    Adding the halo theme and font to “2004” made me smile

  • @wowhowbizarre8176
    @wowhowbizarre8176 4 роки тому +124

    I hate when these girls say they love adventures but I can’t rely on them to get a single headshot on these shoreline guys when I’m hunting for Henry Avery’s treasure, so annoying 🙄

  • @kugelblitz3154
    @kugelblitz3154 4 роки тому +771

    "This year that is about, thank God, to end."
    No please I'd like to go back.

    • @oakoe188
      @oakoe188 3 роки тому +8

      Ready Up 2019: upgrade 2020: *go back*

    • @97Multiphantom
      @97Multiphantom 3 роки тому +5

      I can’t even remember what happened last year

    • @RockSolitude
      @RockSolitude 3 роки тому

      this actually hurts

  • @sarahw1371
    @sarahw1371 2 роки тому +1

    when I am sad I always come back to this video bc it brings me such great joy

  • @farisribbit1706
    @farisribbit1706 7 місяців тому +5

    That ending didn’t age quite so well

  • @WalYT
    @WalYT 4 роки тому +374

    If this is a video judging me and my hot and sexy and real Discord e-girl, I think we might have a problem here Mr. Jakey. You can't judge what we have. You're jealous , she types so beautifully and so sexily, and I like the way we are totally yes TOTALLY 100% in love even though we are so far away from each other. What we have is unique, you just don't understand.
    I'm sure this online relationship that started 3 days ago will last forever.

  • @shrimpfeet4456
    @shrimpfeet4456 4 роки тому +552

    jesus dressed in fila gives me dating advice on christmas. a true miracle

  • @Rugged_Gentleman
    @Rugged_Gentleman Місяць тому

    This man’s videos legit bring me joy.

  • @alinvlasceanu1593
    @alinvlasceanu1593 Рік тому +8

    At 9:05 jakey can be heard teasing the next studio album he will drop in 2022