Trump Violates Gag Order AGAIN, Fox News Can’t Believe the Injustice & No Crowds Show Up for Trial

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  • Donald Trump is losing steam and has been encouraging his supporters to rally outside the courthouse in NYC, the day began with fireworks after several heated exchanges between Trump’s lawyers and the judge, Trump violated his gag order during a hearing about whether he violated the gag order, the one and only witness today was Trump’s old pal and former publisher of the National Enquirer David Pecker, the bootlickers at Fox News cannot believe the “injustice” against Trump, Mitt Romney weighed in on the $130,000 hush money payment to Stormy Daniels, Jimmy noticed a small fake Oscar in Donny’s office, it’s the four year anniversary of Donald Trump suggesting we all inject bleach to kill COVID-19, we celebrate World Book Day by honoring The Yellow Pages, and real-life librarians give their thoughts on recent red state bills that threaten up to six years in prison for the crime of lending books that aren’t government approved.
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  • @treblelatrice926
    @treblelatrice926 14 днів тому +1824

    No crowds outside, no family inside... wonder why...

    • @Da-Sheek
      @Da-Sheek 14 днів тому +108

      exactly! No family support.

    • @minimalmarklane
      @minimalmarklane 14 днів тому +139

      Not one family member or friend showed up to support him.

    • @dustinsanchezmusic5851
      @dustinsanchezmusic5851 14 днів тому +153

      All his supporters are on probation and can’t leave there counties 😂

    • @Jacob-hl3gt
      @Jacob-hl3gt 14 днів тому +44

      ​@@minimalmarklanefriend? 😂😂😂😂😂I got your joke.

    • @sim1manson1
      @sim1manson1 14 днів тому +59

      THE SMELL!!!

  • @ItsMeBT23
    @ItsMeBT23 14 днів тому +2253

    No one showed because he had already grifted his supporters from all their gas money.

    • @Wmyhands
      @Wmyhands 14 днів тому +74

      Lol. Youre right 😂😂

    • @kookootrix1978
      @kookootrix1978 14 днів тому +39

      I think you mean grifted.

    • @Marilyn-wz5uk
      @Marilyn-wz5uk 14 днів тому +31

      Lol hell yea

    • @ItsMeBT23
      @ItsMeBT23 14 днів тому +32

      @@kookootrix1978 you are right. Thanks

    • @henrys3629
      @henrys3629 14 днів тому +23

      It was because of the guy who sizzled himself the crowds were not there.

  • @jefflamoureux1010
    @jefflamoureux1010 13 днів тому +44

    The fact that Fox drags out Newt is amazing. I love when he talks about ethics. He slithered away from Congress because of 28 ethics violations. I guess he has experience.

    • @connie9492
      @connie9492 8 днів тому

      I THOUGHT THAT CONGRESS HAD NEWT GINGERICH FREEZE DRIED AND HERMETICALLY SEALED IN AN EXTRA LARGE BAGGIE! LOL!🎉

  • @TheWorld_2099
    @TheWorld_2099 13 днів тому +85

    The librarian segment brought me to tears….
    I can’t believe how we are treating one of our most beautiful institutions, and the people that work there.

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco 11 днів тому +6

      *BREAKING NEWS*
      The Trump Presidential Library has burned down. Tragically, the fire consumed both books, and Trump hadn't even finished coloring the second one.
      _(With apologies to Gore Vidal.)_

    • @TheWorld_2099
      @TheWorld_2099 11 днів тому +3

      @@paradisepipeco bwahaha…!
      I’m sure the walls will be lined with fake bibles

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco 11 днів тому +2

      @@TheWorld_2099 Indeed. I love my new King Trump Version of the Bible, with its fine two Corinthian leather covers made of 100% genuine Beijing cardboard.

    • @TheWorld_2099
      @TheWorld_2099 11 днів тому +1

      @@paradisepipeco baaaaa..!
      So true

    • @danielsneighborhood2050
      @danielsneighborhood2050 9 днів тому +1

      Thank you for making a decent quote. I can't stand reading what people are writing. The way they are treating people period. We all have issues, but ...

  • @dorrolorro
    @dorrolorro 14 днів тому +872

    I'm not American, I'm from Europe. I had heard about books being banned from schools in some states, but I never thought that it would become illegal for librarians to check them out. Illegal? For real? That is hardcore censorship. Americans always seem so proud of their freedom, I wonder when they will realise that they aren't free. Censorship can never be a sign of freedom.

    • @lilianevanbel3123
      @lilianevanbel3123 13 днів тому +69

      I know!! Couldn't believe it. Regressing to dark ages/totalitarianism. I used to be so impressed by (with?)your country. What the hell is going on?? Fight with all your might, sane friends!❤

    • @jamesnelles4484
      @jamesnelles4484 13 днів тому +118

      They sold their freedom for a red hat.

    • @user-st3vd5bf6g
      @user-st3vd5bf6g 13 днів тому

      It’s a desperate attempt to squash ideas they don’t agree with. The most conservative Christians know they are on the brink of losing power and control. They fear they are being replaced by foreigners and secularists. This movement is ugly now because it is in its death throes.

    • @kwhp1507
      @kwhp1507 13 днів тому +75

      Moscow Marjorie has been hard at work

    • @deborahdicesare9042
      @deborahdicesare9042 13 днів тому +63

      Thank you to all of our friends across the world. We are fighting harder than you can imagine to not only keep our democracy, but get back the freedoms that we have lost because of the Domestic Terrorist Party. We don’t just fight for America, we fight for the world.

  • @dslao
    @dslao 14 днів тому +610

    You're about to put 2 prison sentences together....
    Now that's jailtime.

    • @jeanbeans7926
      @jeanbeans7926 14 днів тому +22

      Best laugh of the monologue, yup

    • @ColorMeConfused29
      @ColorMeConfused29 14 днів тому +16

      ...and he's way past it.

    • @megunded
      @megunded 14 днів тому +10

      @@ColorMeConfused29 sad i only can give 1 thumbsup

  • @filispirit
    @filispirit 13 днів тому +60

    "Al caporn", priceless Jimmy. Another one two punch. Trump for prison 2024. Throw his butt in jail for violating gag orders.

  • @OldHollywood-xh8cl
    @OldHollywood-xh8cl 12 днів тому +28

    Constant childish name calling is a really bad look for someone who wants to hold the highest office in the country. Thanks a lot, Fred Sr. and Mary.

  • @polyglot12
    @polyglot12 14 днів тому +522

    "Al Caporn". "He can't put two sentences together. Yes he can...two prison sentences!"🤣

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 14 днів тому +24

      lol 😆 perfect

    • @WWZenaDo
      @WWZenaDo 14 днів тому +26

      Yes! Along with "Don Pornleone", "Groper Cleveland", and I'm not even halfway through the video! 😅

    • @briansanford1721
      @briansanford1721 14 днів тому +17

      Correcto-mondo!! I luv it! I wonder if trumpy would prefer a nice 'warm' courtroom in say, Moscow?!? The perp is just what Mr. De Niro said: "..so f-ing stupid" 🤨

    • @susanpeck530
      @susanpeck530 14 днів тому +9

      Hilarious!

    • @lynemac2539
      @lynemac2539 14 днів тому +12

      ​@@briansanford1721
      Strait jackets are warm.

  • @henrynewton8809
    @henrynewton8809 14 днів тому +1071

    If he thinks the courtroom is cold, wait 'til he has to crap on a stainless steel toilet!

    • @elvinn9434
      @elvinn9434 14 днів тому +46

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @carrot595
      @carrot595 14 днів тому +47

      or inside an orange suit !!

    • @mcemtpockets1775
      @mcemtpockets1775 14 днів тому +15

      ​​@@carrot595Camoflauge....u kkkkaint c him😊

    • @iolawilliams5756
      @iolawilliams5756 14 днів тому +10

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Jimbo-et5jb
      @Jimbo-et5jb 14 днів тому +17

      Henry you made that sound way worse than I imagined. Damn brotha that’s some cold sh%t.

  • @morganhill7711
    @morganhill7711 12 днів тому +89

    To all librarians, you are FANTASTIC people. Thank you!

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco 11 днів тому +6

      *BREAKING NEWS*
      The Trump Presidential Library has burned down. Tragically, the fire consumed both books, and Trump hadn't even finished coloring the second one.
      _(With apologies to Gore Vidal.)_

    • @MrPotsy81
      @MrPotsy81 10 днів тому +3

      @@paradisepipeco 😆

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco 10 днів тому +3

      @@MrPotsy81 Ever since our _Beloved Orange Bulbous Bloviating Balloon Animal Blimp of Balderdash_ found out that a vegetarian eats vegetables, he won't go near a humanitarian.
      And when _Benito D'Cheeto, the King of Velveeta_ needed a password eight characters long, he picked: _"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"._

    • @desperatedave3573
      @desperatedave3573 9 днів тому +4

      AWESOME LIBRARIAN BIT!

    • @morganhill7711
      @morganhill7711 8 днів тому +2

      @@paradisepipeco OMFG! My wife and I are STILL laughing! 10,000 up votes for YOU! That's the best I've heard in a month. Probably all year, so far.

  • @angelabobanna7774
    @angelabobanna7774 13 днів тому +45

    Every accusation is a CONFESSION

    • @JM-wn1gr
      @JM-wn1gr 4 дні тому

      Wow, your reasoning is profound😂😂😂

  • @moose99moose
    @moose99moose 14 днів тому +321

    If you don’t want to face a NYC jury, maybe don’t commit crimes in NYC 🤷

    • @jamesturner2126
      @jamesturner2126 13 днів тому +2

      These crimes happened 20 years ago in California. However, we got tricked into electing a criminal to the most powerful position in the world.

    • @dawnsmith9596
      @dawnsmith9596 13 днів тому +6

      @@jamesturner2126 Wait, you mean there are crimes he committed 20 years ago, too? Jaysus!

    • @This_tub
      @This_tub 13 днів тому +3

      Except there is no crime being commited. We all know it is political prosecution

    • @dawnsmith9596
      @dawnsmith9596 13 днів тому

      @@This_tub You are correct, no "crime" - there were many crimes committed. 34 to be specific. You either support America's rule of law or you are a traitor to America.

    • @lesleymaner2851
      @lesleymaner2851 13 днів тому +4

      @@This_tubwe?

  • @Emy53
    @Emy53 14 днів тому +740

    He has a lot of nerve calling Biden sleepy Joe.

  • @karenprice4163
    @karenprice4163 13 днів тому +13

    The “ bigly” crowd of Frump fans couldn’t get through because his family was filling the road, blocking the court steps, so anxious to get in to support him!
    It’s amazing, the likes of which has never happened before.

  • @angiealexis3093
    @angiealexis3093 13 днів тому +8

    His lawyer just looked at him while thinking "Please shut up, you are making my job more difficult!" 😂🤣😂

  • @citiboikidd6372
    @citiboikidd6372 14 днів тому +603

    I can NEVER understand how anyone can support a candidate who spews nicknames like a 5th grader 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

    • @kcufelgoog3225
      @kcufelgoog3225 14 днів тому +74

      People with 3rd grade minds support him

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh 14 днів тому +44

      And too lazy to come up with new ones like he used to. "Crooked Hillary" and now "Crooked Joe"? So embarrassing.

    • @justsaying14
      @justsaying14 14 днів тому +11

      One of many obvious KO criteria 🤷‍♂️

    • @Bugplanet8840
      @Bugplanet8840 14 днів тому +27

      People who lost a game of (are you smarter than a fifth Grader with your host Jeff Foxworthy!)

    • @amandainsa1048
      @amandainsa1048 14 днів тому +59

      I work with 5th graders. They are MUCH more intelligent and mature than Trump. They are also very kind. Honestly, not one of them has ever behaved that way. (Not when I'm around, anyway.)

  • @vinniediesel1369
    @vinniediesel1369 14 днів тому +329

    Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities, has the power to make you commit atrocities. ~Voltaire

    • @chiguireespacialespecial
      @chiguireespacialespecial 14 днів тому +7

      He just creates battle fronts especially for journalists, right out of the manual of how to create a cult of personality an oxymoron but it works but not forever

    • @jeepliving1
      @jeepliving1 13 днів тому +11

      MAGA will want to ban Voltaire now.

    • @rochellestarr9538
      @rochellestarr9538 13 днів тому

      ANYONE WHO THINKS MAGA IS DUPED INTO BEING ALL THAT MAGA IS....has been duped by Maga!

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 13 днів тому

      That's what Trump and his sponsors are going for. "Put us back in power to continue our profitable grift, or else!"

    • @JeanGillespie-fp7rs
      @JeanGillespie-fp7rs 10 днів тому +1

      Never so true!!!

  • @magdamarakovits5743
    @magdamarakovits5743 13 днів тому +13

    Brilliant monologue!!! Absolutely brilliant!!!

    • @noelleonard2498
      @noelleonard2498 10 днів тому

      If your a simpleton

    • @johnmcdonald8885
      @johnmcdonald8885 День тому

      Yeah we heard you say brilliant the first time.And a high school student could write this monologue. Just say anything bad about Trump and they laugh.

  • @markrickel1632
    @markrickel1632 12 днів тому +18

    Two prison sentences together was the joke of the week.

  • @zacg_
    @zacg_ 14 днів тому +686

    The more I hear about this Trump fella the more I don't like him.

    • @WWZenaDo
      @WWZenaDo 14 днів тому +47

      I suspect that will happen to the jury, too...

    • @user-wj6yb7qy3o
      @user-wj6yb7qy3o 14 днів тому +2

      I like him

    • @RubbishFPS
      @RubbishFPS 14 днів тому

      @@user-wj6yb7qy3o Severe brain damage is a hell of a thing to keep living with. Were all very proud of you.

    • @melissaburris7606
      @melissaburris7606 14 днів тому

      Nobody close to Trump likes him, lol, they just use him for their own gain, including his children!

    • @TheOfficialTarynTots
      @TheOfficialTarynTots 14 днів тому +64

      ​@@user-wj6yb7qy3oYou should get up to the courthouse and show your support. It sounds like he could use it.

  • @allandalegibson1194
    @allandalegibson1194 14 днів тому +91

    Injecting disinfectant line never gets old.

    • @sprig5173
      @sprig5173 14 днів тому +6

      Happy bleach day America.

  • @Jean-qu1qw
    @Jean-qu1qw 13 днів тому +6

    Why is he allowed to have a CELL phone let alone "tweet" in the middle of a criminal trial...wtf

  • @anitaevans5361
    @anitaevans5361 14 днів тому +1224

    The courtroom is kept cold cos of his stench. If the heat is turned up, that waft will get unbearable.

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 14 днів тому +57

      I bet you are right.😂

    • @marylyn3081
      @marylyn3081 14 днів тому +27

      It is an old courthouse for criminal trials. I am sure that it's very hard to keep warm.

    • @timhogle4880
      @timhogle4880 14 днів тому +54

      Stinky Don

    • @JaniceRogers-pq2cm
      @JaniceRogers-pq2cm 14 днів тому +23

      I found a car freshie with trumps name across the front. I laughed to myself cause I was surrounded.

    • @connietimmons742
      @connietimmons742 14 днів тому +42

      Did he have gas or a dirty diaper? Just wondering.

  • @Ari-pw6nu
    @Ari-pw6nu 14 днів тому +450

    Keep it up Jimmy. You're getting under his orange skin and it's driving him crazier. Good job!

    • @jonathanconnor7920
      @jonathanconnor7920 14 днів тому +15

      He's still all worked up over Jimmy roasting him at the academy awards, about six weeks ago. Donald is easily the most thin-skinned president in US history.

    • @michaelbraum77
      @michaelbraum77 14 днів тому +6

      A "crazier trump?" I hought might need to call my shrink!!!

    • @michaelbraum77
      @michaelbraum77 14 днів тому +3

      In case you're wondering what the hell I was saying, yes, I had a gummy and it's kicking in!!!

    • @Ari-pw6nu
      @Ari-pw6nu 14 днів тому +1

      Elanzio Camacho in 3D.

    • @JeanGillespie-fp7rs
      @JeanGillespie-fp7rs 10 днів тому +1

      A pkeasure to see.....😂😂😂

  • @mikemiller6628
    @mikemiller6628 13 днів тому +6

    These judges threaten with gag orders then dont back it up ,it hurts their creditability

  • @jeffreym.8957
    @jeffreym.8957 13 днів тому +4

    The Library bit was funny - but very, very sad. The USA has lost her way.
    Putting two sentences together? Comedy Gold.

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 14 днів тому +371

    "I am Trump, hear me whine."

    • @DR.Poncho-dx4zr
      @DR.Poncho-dx4zr 14 днів тому +14

      Bigly

    • @pickledragonrebel
      @pickledragonrebel 14 днів тому +5

      This !

    • @tisurmaster
      @tisurmaster 14 днів тому +6

      since 2020

    • @benjaminharrison1391
      @benjaminharrison1391 14 днів тому +3

      🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂

    • @ElSantoLuchador
      @ElSantoLuchador 14 днів тому +6

      He's playing victim and it plays well on right wing media. I think he knows he's good and fkd, and trying to discredit the entire process is all he has left. I think his whining is performative.

  • @muzvid
    @muzvid 14 днів тому +205

    Three cheers for America's librarians!!

    • @jackryder-sw9rk
      @jackryder-sw9rk 13 днів тому

      Yup, They tried banning books and burning book in Germany in the 30's. Didn't end well.

  • @walkeriam7
    @walkeriam7 13 днів тому +6

    He should start convincing them now if he wants his supporters to break him out of jail.

  • @snazzybean
    @snazzybean 13 днів тому +18

    That librarian bit needs to be a campaign ad.

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco 11 днів тому +1

      *BREAKING NEWS*
      The Trump Presidential Library has burned down. Tragically, the fire consumed both books, and Trump hadn't even finished coloring the second one.
      _(With apologies to Gore Vidal.)_

    • @snazzybean
      @snazzybean 11 днів тому +1

      @@paradisepipeco 🤣🤣🤣

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco 11 днів тому +1

      @@snazzybean Ever since Trump found out that a vegetarian eats vegetables, he won't go near a humanitarian. And when he needed a password eight characters long, Trump picked: _"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"._

  • @calexprenas
    @calexprenas 14 днів тому +576

    “He can’t put two sentences together.”
    “Well you can, you’re about to put two prison sentences together.”
    Gold. Pure gold, Jimmy.

    • @tylerm0089
      @tylerm0089 14 днів тому +6

      thank God for these bozo crap stirrers, and their writers of course.

    • @easymoneysniper9013
      @easymoneysniper9013 14 днів тому +10

      He walked clean tf into thst one 😂😂

    • @wingman416
      @wingman416 14 днів тому +9

      My six year old son has battery operated hand warming gloves. They may be a little large for his tiny-fingers, but that insures that he will be able to sneak a few french fries in there.

    • @stevewise1656
      @stevewise1656 14 днів тому +14

      I wish Jimmy had shown Biden's speech today in Tampa ripping Trump and very coherently making fun of him.:)

    • @dawnsmith9596
      @dawnsmith9596 14 днів тому +18

      Agreed! LMAO!! Almost as good as "Isn't it past your jail time?"

  • @user-in8ky1kt2f
    @user-in8ky1kt2f 14 днів тому +1590

    I'll tell you what's RIDICULOUS
    FOX NEWS!!!

    • @me109cito5
      @me109cito5 14 днів тому +91

      Faux Views

    • @sim1manson1
      @sim1manson1 14 днів тому

      @@DARK_KATACLYSM I don't trust MSM like fox.

    • @NiMimu
      @NiMimu 14 днів тому +37

      ....and they never mention the three payouts or payees....just whining nonstop?.... well some ears will hear....even above their noise!

    • @eriksparks9179
      @eriksparks9179 14 днів тому +1

      * Faux "News"

    • @AspenTruth
      @AspenTruth 14 днів тому +17

      @@DARK_KATACLYSMriiiight…

  • @joycepriest5949
    @joycepriest5949 12 днів тому +4

    They’re holding me hostage in a cold court room . 😂😂😂 !!!

  • @TinaReutin
    @TinaReutin 13 днів тому +4

    I had to cry / laugh at the ad paid for by Librarians against People against Librarians. Those librarians were awesome!

  • @Danin4985
    @Danin4985 14 днів тому +312

    If the courtroom is cold, imagine what a 8x8 cell would feel like.

    • @lynnestamey7272
      @lynnestamey7272 14 днів тому +14

      Yes, he's going to go crazy. It's not going to take too long. I'd say a week max. It will be good for him, build some character, so to speak!

    • @mfcabrini
      @mfcabrini 14 днів тому +6

      Unless the cell is in TX with no A/C. A body cooks at 134 degrees F.

    • @Chiungalla79
      @Chiungalla79 14 днів тому +1

      ​@@lynnestamey7272
      He IS crazy.

    • @Mantarr1
      @Mantarr1 14 днів тому

      He won't be cold with Bubba cuddling up to him

  • @hayleyferguson3346
    @hayleyferguson3346 14 днів тому +116

    Let's all send tiny mittens to the courthouse 😄😄😄

    • @bettyjones113
      @bettyjones113 14 днів тому +10

      Let’s instead buy mittens for homeless and cover the cold children and find homes and food.

    • @AlonsoPuente-si6rs
      @AlonsoPuente-si6rs 14 днів тому +2

      Omg that would be funny. I'm in let's do it...😂😂

    • @AlonsoPuente-si6rs
      @AlonsoPuente-si6rs 14 днів тому +9

      @bettyjones113 let's do both n we all happy 😂😂😂

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 14 днів тому +6

      Bernie should send him a pair.

    • @theoriginalCoCoSmith
      @theoriginalCoCoSmith 14 днів тому

      😂😂😂😂😂 kitten. Mittens

  • @c.p.507
    @c.p.507 12 днів тому +5

    THANK YOU JIMMY KIMMEL - We really need your voice and many, many more like it. You are being a blessing and a help to our entire country. Thank you.

  • @natasha6752
    @natasha6752 13 днів тому +3

    They won’t put him in jail for violating the gag order. 🤦‍♀️

    • @yvonnekeen1830
      @yvonnekeen1830 5 днів тому

      Why doea he have to make a statement each day after court? too much of him!!

  • @susiesaalwaechter3947
    @susiesaalwaechter3947 14 днів тому +939

    Remember, that book bans occur at the local level. This is why it's absolutely critical that we all vote in every single election no matter how small. These local governments must be flipped Blue to prevent losing these freedoms.

    • @kconway2263
      @kconway2263 14 днів тому

      And research your nonpartisan candidates. If you dig, you can usually suss out what they are. Nonpartisan races seem a bit like a way to pull something over on us since most don’t have or take the time to do their homework.

    • @alisonponce8337
      @alisonponce8337 14 днів тому

      Try living in a Trump community that no longer votes for local Democrats. Then add in voter intimidation.

    • @chiguireespacialespecial
      @chiguireespacialespecial 14 днів тому +41

      start small elections and go big, and do all in between!

    • @theemmjay5130
      @theemmjay5130 14 днів тому +72

      "Where they burn books, they will, in the end, burn people."

    • @jmac5937
      @jmac5937 13 днів тому

      Polls suggest there's no way that's happening. Trump will win in 2024....hence these meaningless trials from the deep state.

  • @wmsonrn08
    @wmsonrn08 14 днів тому +238

    "Two prison sentences together"
    Chefs kiss.

    • @samuelmarquez3757
      @samuelmarquez3757 14 днів тому +10

      It was savage and beautiful at once 😢

    • @lilianevanbel3123
      @lilianevanbel3123 13 днів тому +6

      Indeed!❤

    • @LizMason-girvan
      @LizMason-girvan 13 днів тому +1

      ​@@samuelmarquez3757a bit like "Gettysburg, Wow" - DJT, April 2024.

    • @macred
      @macred 13 днів тому +1

      😂🤣😂😅

    • @Tsimy876
      @Tsimy876 13 днів тому +4

      Well, it IS past his jail time, after all. Two Kimmel Klassics! Lol

  • @ArchDrake
    @ArchDrake 12 днів тому +6

    As a librarian (in Singapore), I salute the message!

  • @nicolerobinson8787
    @nicolerobinson8787 11 днів тому +4

    As a librarian, I approve of the librarians' message!

  • @bcatblues725
    @bcatblues725 14 днів тому +109

    😂. Absolutely love you Jimmy Kimmel. You’re tearing him a new one and it’s great. 👍💙

  • @kdee8166
    @kdee8166 14 днів тому +349

    Imagine, a defendant charged with committing crimes actually has to sit in court! Whatever next.

    • @theblade9024
      @theblade9024 13 днів тому +4

      Has there ever been a criminal who not complained they are picking on me. Chill out Donnie! Oh sounds like has been. Too cold? Maybe the lizard people thing is real.

    • @ErLeuchten
      @ErLeuchten 13 днів тому +3

      hold on a second, how is that possible? trump just posted he is not allowed to defend himself but you are saying hours before he was in court to defend himself in person? those sleeping rumors starting to make sense :)

    • @noelleonard2498
      @noelleonard2498 10 днів тому +1

      And they are still trying to figure out where the crime was 😁

  • @jon87583
    @jon87583 12 днів тому +2

    How can we run the librarian commercial on Fox - CNN - MSNBC - Network News?

  • @cculler52
    @cculler52 13 днів тому +4

    Loved the library public service announcement

  • @FireElement7
    @FireElement7 14 днів тому +637

    He has no idea how our laws work, nor is he willing to learn. I can't believe he was the president and could be again. Please vote 💙 America!

    • @EvilChiId
      @EvilChiId 14 днів тому +26

      Doesn't matter if he knows how they work or not if no one will punish him for his repeated daily wrongdoings.

    • @markstsggers2399
      @markstsggers2399 14 днів тому +38

      @@brezzyboy1animetva157Biden 2024

    • @RapperBC
      @RapperBC 14 днів тому +1

      TRUMP FOR PRISON 20-24 YEARS

    • @patriciapage2109
      @patriciapage2109 14 днів тому +37

      Chump for Prison 30+ years

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 14 днів тому

      ​​​@@brezzyboy1animetva157 Joe is still woke enough to defeat Putin/Trump again

  • @therealjetlag
    @therealjetlag 13 днів тому +289

    I'm getting mighty tired of "The Party of Personal Responsibility" telling me that personal responsibility doesn't apply to them.

    • @RoadCaptainEntertain
      @RoadCaptainEntertain 13 днів тому +14

      They expect everyone else to live up to the highest moral and ethical standards.
      Standards which they themselves cannot achieve.

    • @Luked0g440
      @Luked0g440 13 днів тому

      Say hello to hypocrisy. Welcome to Republican America.

    • @Surge1077
      @Surge1077 13 днів тому +20

      Their mantra: Rules for Thee, but not for Me!

    • @mamiemartinson4649
      @mamiemartinson4649 13 днів тому +4

      White Rights for Rich People Only is the working title of tRUMP's new book, WR4RPO for short.

    • @merriebrown4089
      @merriebrown4089 13 днів тому +1

      ... and don't forget the party of family values 😂😂😂😂

  • @catherinenorko7005
    @catherinenorko7005 11 днів тому +3

    Thank you for that shout out to librarians!!!! ❤ We are seriously not the enemy.

  • @brettr64
    @brettr64 13 днів тому +4

    How come NO other president has had these issues?

  • @DanieltheTruebadour
    @DanieltheTruebadour 13 днів тому +3

    The Librarians sketch was effin' brilliant!

  • @Sandi-ke9mi
    @Sandi-ke9mi 14 днів тому +243

    I live in a retirement community and I am one of the youngest ones here. A lot of older people can be real jerks. President Biden is not one of them and I love that about him.
    Mr trump and his maggots are.
    I love librarians. 💙🇺🇸

    • @lovelyskull3483
      @lovelyskull3483 14 днів тому +8

      This post says so much about you and I like it. You sound wonderful.

    • @Sandi-ke9mi
      @Sandi-ke9mi 14 днів тому +6

      @@lovelyskull3483 You made my day❣️ I would read books with you any day and we can talk about our favorite librarians. 🥰💕💙🇺🇸

    • @chiguireespacialespecial
      @chiguireespacialespecial 14 днів тому +7

      they can shush me anytime

    • @Sandi-ke9mi
      @Sandi-ke9mi 13 днів тому +2

      @@chiguireespacialespecial Maxine, the librarian in my home town, was the best shusher ever. We loved her so much. We would do anything she said. 🥰😉🙌🏻🤫🤐💕

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 13 днів тому +1

      I'm one of the oldest, and the residents here hate Trump. We've all told our kids, vote for Biden or I move in with you when I have my SSI cut and Medicare eliminated by Repubs.

  • @IAm-NotHear
    @IAm-NotHear 14 днів тому +130

    Biden should hold a campaign rally outside the courthouse

    • @theemmjay5130
      @theemmjay5130 14 днів тому +10

      Trump would just claim that they were there to support him and Biden just happened to be there.

    • @Maximusspeaks7
      @Maximusspeaks7 14 днів тому +1

      Lol 😂 😂 😂

  • @Lesterluwu
    @Lesterluwu 13 днів тому +3

    Thank you Jimmy for the fabulous piece by Librarians. More power to them.

  • @michaeloflynn8548
    @michaeloflynn8548 13 днів тому +5

    Bring on two prison sentences….accountability suggests 4 or more

  • @brendam780
    @brendam780 14 днів тому +360

    It is hilarious watching trump walking around with his picture book that his staff made for him.

    • @Blakblooded
      @Blakblooded 14 днів тому +34

      I wonder if the woman that made the picture book hangs out with the guy who walked behind trump on the golf course showing him nice tweets and news articles about him?

    • @dianevohwinkel2927
      @dianevohwinkel2927 14 днів тому +13

      Haaaahaaaa! A picture book

    • @s.d.c5513
      @s.d.c5513 14 днів тому +19

      It's still a better bedside book for his cell than his beloved first edition collection of Hitlers speeches... 🤷‍♂️

    • @honesttruth8064
      @honesttruth8064 14 днів тому +8

      You know .. when rich and stupidity rules.... U can do whatever you want!?!?!!!!!!!!! Insanity.

    • @brendam780
      @brendam780 14 днів тому +3

      @@Blakblooded hahahaha

  • @bobleroy1924
    @bobleroy1924 14 днів тому +445

    Trump is so far from a religious father figure

    • @KyleRittenhouseIsGuilty.
      @KyleRittenhouseIsGuilty. 14 днів тому +15

      He kissed the daughter on the lips

    • @wgooetrik
      @wgooetrik 14 днів тому +24

      He said he would be dating his daughter if he wasn't related. ​@@KyleRittenhouseIsGuilty.

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 14 днів тому +10

      @wgooetrik
      That he thinks she'd date him is peak delusion.

    • @HansDelbruck53
      @HansDelbruck53 14 днів тому +10

      Not a father figure, but he has often been called a mother......

    • @debraderoos5225
      @debraderoos5225 14 днів тому

      not according to the white nationalist evangelical Christians , who think Jesus is for white people

  • @evermoreart
    @evermoreart 13 днів тому +9

    As a lifetime patron of the Chicago Public Library, I swear I never knew the re-shelf cart was for us to put books on. I thought it was for Librarians who were in the middle of reshelving books. I didn't even know I could take a book off of that cart! I now mostly use CPL online and Hoopla and Overdrive.📚+⌨️=🥰 Shout out to the Harold Washington Library and the Winter Room! 📖🌿❄️

  • @amyseymour1183
    @amyseymour1183 13 днів тому +2

    Hilarious line…putting two sentences together…love your humor Jimmy!!

  • @stevenames9056
    @stevenames9056 14 днів тому +925

    I never knew how cathartic it would feel to hear a librarian say, "Shut the f up!"

    • @TheEmaile
      @TheEmaile 14 днів тому +81

      “Shhhhhhhhhut the f up!” That was great.

    • @Randi-qz7qd
      @Randi-qz7qd 13 днів тому

      No former or sitting president has ever done anything like DT has done. No president has ever gone to jail. Nixon was probably the closest, he was smart enough to resign and shut up in retirement. Trump continues to lie, disregard the courts rules, yes all courts have rules for court procedures and everyone that doesn't abided is fined, detained (jailed). The judge is one new ground and is going out of his way to finish this mess. Trump is making a fool of him self, his.attorneys, and the justice system. He sincerely believes only his way is the right way. FYI all courts are cold to keep people awake when listening to some needed but boring evidence.

    • @librvr
      @librvr 13 днів тому +48

      As I librarian, I do say it, but not a work. Shhhhhh works.

    • @1craley878
      @1craley878 13 днів тому +25

      This was so funny and so true, don’t block knowledge, don’t ban education.

    • @barbarahoffman8387
      @barbarahoffman8387 13 днів тому

      ​@librvĵĵ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ķuu.r

  • @evelynperrigin3343
    @evelynperrigin3343 14 днів тому +93

    The librarian bit was awesome! We need to protect our guardians of books

    • @auntbeth6794
      @auntbeth6794 13 днів тому

      "Our Guardians of Books"
      Appropriate title!
      ♡thanks to you♡

  • @NiteMoves2010
    @NiteMoves2010 11 днів тому +3

    When I was last in a court room during a trial, we were not allowed to be using our phones. Bailiff informed us before the Judge came in. Phone/texting etc should not be allowed in the court.

  • @TrumpsFeverDream
    @TrumpsFeverDream 13 днів тому +3

    12:36 Librarian segment is amazing

  • @leanneheinemann3862
    @leanneheinemann3862 14 днів тому +162

    If he can’t keep his mouth shut, why doesn’t the judge charge him with contempt of court, and lock him up?

    • @TerlinguaTalkeetna
      @TerlinguaTalkeetna 13 днів тому

      Because that's what Trumo wants. To be a martyr ex-president. It's a complicated business sadly, justice in America as well as much of the rest of the world.

    • @marylarson2830
      @marylarson2830 13 днів тому +3

      An overnight in jail might do wonders. Also it would give him a preview of coming attractions!!!

    • @mamiemartinson4649
      @mamiemartinson4649 13 днів тому +3

      Secret Service is making plans to handle it when it happens.

    • @vickilawrence7207
      @vickilawrence7207 13 днів тому +2

      No kidding! I think it’s bc they don’t want to deal with the possible repercussions from his ignorant fan base so it’s easier to just try to keep him from going too far and getting on with the case at hand!

  • @edwardrichardson7076
    @edwardrichardson7076 13 днів тому +193

    Newt Gingrich lies and lies and lies.

    • @Tsimy876
      @Tsimy876 13 днів тому

      Gingrich is directly and provably responsible for the beginning of the severe partisanship and the cold civil war this country now finds itself in. At least he is now largely irrelevant.

    • @Dee038
      @Dee038 13 днів тому

      He’s the Enemy of the State

    • @ritatownsend7408
      @ritatownsend7408 13 днів тому +12

      He does. I honestly thought he had died. Imagine my horror when this jack*** came back on the scene.

    • @Collageartist69
      @Collageartist69 13 днів тому +7

      Who would name a child, Newt? The name suits him.

    • @KiloMintoni-kg4kn
      @KiloMintoni-kg4kn 13 днів тому +3

      With impunity!

  • @CaptPeon
    @CaptPeon 13 днів тому +1

    That phone book set has been waiting 20 years for its time to shine. Well done, phone book. Well done. 👏

  • @WeWander2
    @WeWander2 13 днів тому +12

    Love you Jimmy. The Right should be ashamed and I'm personally holding them accountable forever.
    Losers

  • @UncleLance67
    @UncleLance67 14 днів тому +384

    Maybe if he had PAID HIS TAXES the State would have had a little extra money to add HVAC to courtrooms.

    • @stevenmoore3480
      @stevenmoore3480 14 днів тому +7

      Yes, but our problem is they cannot think that far.

    • @barrydunn682
      @barrydunn682 13 днів тому +10

      Nah - he'd be asleep the whole day if it was warm in there. And then how would Fox News be able to lie about it?

    • @almar2957
      @almar2957 13 днів тому +7

      Actually, can you imagen how much more stinky a hot Courtroom would be?

    • @dangroat4438
      @dangroat4438 13 днів тому +4

      LMAO...No Trump and his smell would have broken that HVAC system but he would take credit for more jobs being created because of it.

    • @jla6558
      @jla6558 13 днів тому +1

      @@almar2957 He often acts like he thinks he is hot sh-lit...

  • @Jamie_D
    @Jamie_D 14 днів тому +155

    It would be so hilarious if 1 day no reporters showed up for his scheduled lies (speech) after each day , or only CNN 🤣

    • @bunyipdragon9499
      @bunyipdragon9499 14 днів тому +21

      I keep hoping. They'd also save money because they can just replay any clip from any other day and no-one would notice, it's always the same suit and words 😂😂

    • @triciac1019
      @triciac1019 14 днів тому +7

      That would be great!

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 14 днів тому +15

      I hate that he gets so much airtime

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 14 днів тому +4

      That would be great! Love his little cage playpen though. Maybe they should leave a bottle and blankie in there?

    • @ColorMeConfused29
      @ColorMeConfused29 14 днів тому +5

      I want to know why he gets to have a mini press conference every day in the lobby of the court building. It's COURT, not Trump Tower.

  • @TheDottiep
    @TheDottiep 13 днів тому +2

    I'm a librarian and that was awesome. Thank you!

  • @user-vz6yr9ry4u
    @user-vz6yr9ry4u 13 днів тому +2

    Wow honey you can keep it up.😅 I love your massive coverage of this trial outside the court house. You make my brain and heart happy.

  • @14LP2
    @14LP2 14 днів тому +181

    How about 3 prison sentences?!

    • @karinwolf3645
      @karinwolf3645 14 днів тому +12

      4?? 🤔😆😆😆

    • @Bugplanet8840
      @Bugplanet8840 14 днів тому +6

      @@karinwolf36455?? 😏😉😜😂

    • @randibgood
      @randibgood 14 днів тому +3

      ​@@karinwolf3645
      At least!!!

  • @housequakeb6866
    @housequakeb6866 14 днів тому +253

    Lock him up

    • @n_mckean
      @n_mckean 14 днів тому +2

      You sound as bad as Trump. How about trial and conviction first.... democracy.

    • @KyleRittenhouseIsGuilty.
      @KyleRittenhouseIsGuilty. 14 днів тому +5

      @@n_mckean nope.

    • @vsznry
      @vsznry 14 днів тому +3

      @@n_mckean christian nationalism isnt protected.

    • @n_mckean
      @n_mckean 14 днів тому

      When America lets the government lock people up without due process, imagine just what Republicans will do with that. No thanks.

    • @wgooetrik
      @wgooetrik 14 днів тому

      ​@@maybeisalwaysgoodYou're

  • @gstark32
    @gstark32 13 днів тому +1

    I'm not a librarian. I support this ad, and hope that ABC supports it too. So please add this add to couple of episodes. Thank you for reminding us all👍👍👍🙂

  • @user-yu2zx4cg8h
    @user-yu2zx4cg8h 14 днів тому +163

    Civil Rights workers? Are you kidding! Good grief!🙄

    • @generalputnam2990
      @generalputnam2990 14 днів тому +12

      Gingrich was so awful he was drummed out of his own party.

    • @thaliahall4599
      @thaliahall4599 14 днів тому +13

      Gingrich was always a creep, even too creepy for his own Party, similar to Trump😯

    • @rochellestarr9538
      @rochellestarr9538 13 днів тому +4

      He couldnt get the rights from the KLAN to autograph white hoods

  • @TheI3lacky
    @TheI3lacky 14 днів тому +80

    As a European i dont know if its scary or sad that the Republican Party has only this Clown to offer... whats wrong with America?

  • @michaelkirk9870
    @michaelkirk9870 13 днів тому +3

    Excellent. As always, Jimmy hitting it out of the park … again!

  • @budroberts5929
    @budroberts5929 12 днів тому +2

    Thumbs up for librarians nationwide. I will trust any librarian with my grandchildren, any public librarian in North America, any public school librarian in North America and Western and Northern Europe. I will not stand for any censorship.

  • @canpin
    @canpin 14 днів тому +158

    Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!

    • @johnmcdonald8885
      @johnmcdonald8885 День тому

      Lock him up? That’s your best bet at getting Biden re elected is to lock up his only competitor. That’s pretty damn sad.

  • @Blackbird_Singing_in_the-Night
    @Blackbird_Singing_in_the-Night 14 днів тому +85

    “You’re about to put two prison sentences together!” ~Jimmy Kimmel
    You’re killing me🤣

    • @AUTOPSY666
      @AUTOPSY666 14 днів тому +1

      3:44

    • @concordep2504
      @concordep2504 14 днів тому +1

      😅😅😅😅😅🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 Jimmy can really cheer me up everyday with his teasing of Trump alone, you know it’s getting under Trumps skin.

  • @ramonar6180
    @ramonar6180 13 днів тому +2

    Thumb's up for librarians❣️👍

  • @eclectickimmer
    @eclectickimmer 13 днів тому +1

    Get 'em, Jimmy.
    Lock him up!
    Lock him up!
    Lock him up!

  • @MaitriNancyLivingCoCreatively
    @MaitriNancyLivingCoCreatively 14 днів тому +218

    Poor baby. Lock him up. Pecker just as bad. Keep at it Jimmy.💙

    • @MichealHallowell
      @MichealHallowell 14 днів тому +1

      I respect Pecker immensely for standing up against Trump. Too few people do.

  • @jorgecollado6948
    @jorgecollado6948 14 днів тому +162

    Blue wave! Vote blue!

  • @TraderRobin
    @TraderRobin 13 днів тому +6

    I've been going to libraries for decades, and NOBODY had ever explained to me what a "Re-shelf Cart" was....
    ......until now!!

  • @Avalanche_Mudder04
    @Avalanche_Mudder04 13 днів тому +7

    There was a missed opportunity to tie in Fahrenheit 451 to that librarian skit.

  • @jokendrick2124
    @jokendrick2124 14 днів тому +54

    I wouldn't be caught dead watching Fox.

  • @jacobgood4842
    @jacobgood4842 14 днів тому +245

    I prefer my presidents who don’t violate their gag order just to get another and another one which only leads to more crying about pointless stuff

    • @KyleRittenhouseIsGuilty.
      @KyleRittenhouseIsGuilty. 14 днів тому +11

      He will be in jail with dereck chauvin

    • @jamessimpson5634
      @jamessimpson5634 14 днів тому +13

      He will never run out of funds as long as thousands of stupid people keep sending him money. I doubt he’s paid a penny of his own money for any of this. If he has a special gift, it’s taking money from suckers and using it for his own benefit.

    • @emiilyjaane7
      @emiilyjaane7 14 днів тому +8

      He's never had money, He's been broke if you think about it 😂 it was all loans and other people's money, Never his own. Starting with his dad's 😂

    • @MichealHallowell
      @MichealHallowell 14 днів тому

      @@jamessimpson5634 Donald has never been anything more than a grifter. Basically the Pinnacle of what the Republican party always was; they just adapted to his strats and never looked back.

    • @theemmjay5130
      @theemmjay5130 13 днів тому +1

      Personally, I like my Presidents to never need gag orders in the first place.

  • @mollybeebee
    @mollybeebee 12 днів тому +1

    The librarian clip genuinely made me cry

  • @kristentindle3075
    @kristentindle3075 13 днів тому +2

    I love you and your writers Jimmy Kimmel

  • @fakemanburger
    @fakemanburger 14 днів тому +202

    trump just doesnt know when not to speak

    • @NadynemAlamo
      @NadynemAlamo 14 днів тому +8

      And when they tell him to, he has no idea what he's talking about!

    • @justsaying14
      @justsaying14 14 днів тому +4

      He never knows.

    • @sandyd3686
      @sandyd3686 14 днів тому +5

      INCAPABLE 😁😮

    • @theemmjay5130
      @theemmjay5130 14 днів тому +4

      I was going to say, "Or when not to lie," but then I realized that for him, the two are the same thing.

    • @chiguireespacialespecial
      @chiguireespacialespecial 14 днів тому +1

      you have been rolling times people of the year magazine all wrong

  • @NotNowLater
    @NotNowLater 14 днів тому +62

    Fox News has fallen to the level of the National Enquirer.

  • @go2cloudbase
    @go2cloudbase 13 днів тому +2

    The writing is just genius.

  • @user-ov5uu5nn3r
    @user-ov5uu5nn3r 13 днів тому +1

    Hi from Australia. Love it Jimmy!!, beautiful Comedic Satire. Please keep it up!!. God Bless mate.

  • @titusrider7948
    @titusrider7948 13 днів тому +110

    "You're about to put two prison sentences together " That's hilarious 😅😅😅

  • @belowmeoff
    @belowmeoff 14 днів тому +76

    God bless the librarians, the purveyors of knowledge 🙏 😊

  • @revkaelenelord
    @revkaelenelord 13 днів тому +1

    Keep it going Jimmy. He watches you for fuel to violating the gag order. Let him gag on that!

  • @lynnmillard1666
    @lynnmillard1666 13 днів тому +1

    The librarian skit was freaking awesome

  • @katiekofemug
    @katiekofemug 14 днів тому +77

    Librarian segment was Puuuuurfect! "When you pry it from my cold dead hands ... or when you check it out."

    • @joachimschoder
      @joachimschoder 14 днів тому +2

      The "Freedom Caucus" in Louisiana wants to give hard labor punishments to libraries who accept funding from the American Library Association. (LA HB777 if you want to look it up.)

    • @c.9231
      @c.9231 14 днів тому

      ​@@joachimschodershocking!

    • @RichNishie
      @RichNishie 14 днів тому

      I swear one of the librarians is Flo's sister! 😅

    • @lilianevanbel3123
      @lilianevanbel3123 13 днів тому

      ​@@joachimschoder😱