Jimmy Kimmel Made it Into the Trump Trial, Donald "Can't Even Testify" & Crazy Abortion Law Repealed
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- We are officially part of the record of the People vs Donald Trump, prosecutors entered into evidence a series of text messages between lawyers for Trump and Stormy Daniels about our show, Trump has been encouraging supporters to come to the courthouse and support him and was greeted by a single fan, he is very upset about reports that say he’s been sleeping during the trial, the courtroom sketch artist appears to hate him, today he tried to float the idea that because of the gag order he’s not allowed to testify, he played shows in Wisconsin and Michigan yesterday where he fired up the crowd telling them everything’s a disaster and America is dead, we have a new water pressure edition of Drunk Donald Trump, the state Senate in Arizona finally voted to repeal their antiquated and crazy abortion law from 1864, South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem went on Hannity last night to do damage control after she revealed she shot her puppy, and This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.
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The reason he doesn’t use a teleprompter is because he can’t read & talk at the same time.
He can’t talk and talk at the same time. The last time I attempted reading a transcript of one of his “speeches” my brain threw up and refused to come out of its pillow fort.
Who
He can’t read
@@janedoe8828 Dyslexia requires an attention span bigger than a gnat's.
@@Tonyhouse1168if I was drunk and just woke up I would probably give the same speech 😂😂😂
Trump bragged about going into Miss Teen USA dressing rooms, for years! Now, we’re supposed to believe he’s worried about girls & not just trafficking in transphobia?
'If I do it, it's legal'
- The Man Of Steal
You forgot, it's Trump, he's allowed to do so. Any other man of the US has to respect woman, not he himself!
Same supporters of his said J e ws wouldn't replace them ...now they want to send blanks checks to them
Ladies bathrooms have cubicles. So what's the problem ?
@@nelliekenny9630
We are not talking about bathrooms but DRESSING ROOMS.
So you didn't see the load of images even everybody outside the US knows about? 🤔
I would NEVER vote for donald trump..EVER!!!!
That's not a stretch for YOU since you've never voted
Or any candidate that has R next to name. Too many remain as election deniers and still not held accountable for J6.
@williamwarner2518 you're correct, everyone who badmouths former president vonshitzenpants is secretly ineligible to vote. Otherwise, he would have lost the last election.
Edit: if the Democrats are so good at rigging elections, how did he ever beat Hillary?
I agree... I could NEVER vote for Trump either... the man is nuts..
@@debracook1454 since you've NEVER voted that wont be a stretch...get your striped pajamas ready
he doesn't think that his supporters are stupid. He KNOWS they are stupid
I love that comment. I often wonder how they can be so damn stupid.
It's also nice to have a president who doesn't need a defense attorney
Or 15.
Or several dozen.🤣
Not yet. But deflection noted. It's cute how Biden supporters will overlook all of his scandals and legal problems - which makes them just like Trump supporters. Ooops!
He just needs his helpers at the care home , waiting for his arrival.. it won't be long.
@@lion73266listen to Howard stern’s interview with Biden? Just do it. Be honest with yourself.
My favorite Stormy moment was when a Trump supporter tweeted at her with "Trump wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole "
She answered :" You're right, he used a 3 inch pole" 😂
She is a very intelligent, very clever, very quick lady
*OUCH!*
😂
😂 😂 😂
Nice😂😂
After 8+ years, I still absolutely cannot even begin to fathom that literally ANYONE hears Trump speak anywhere anytime for any reason and not only thinks "wow, this guy is smart," but also thinks he should be the president.
I know 8 year olds who have a larger vocabulary and speak more eloquently than Trump.
After 40 years of education cuts that should not be shocking
You guys are doomed. Hugs from Australian.
@@shelleynowwilson Yes doomed and laughing over it from Canada.
@Ferinex_666 did you never learn about feudalism in school?
@@corners23251 What are you laughing at? Trump will invade you first thing.
I've trained hunting dogs for five decades. Fact: formal training for a hunter begins at or after 18 months... before that the dog is a baby then a toddler. They can't focus and retain how to find and point and return to the owner before that in a consistent manner. It takes time and bonding with your hound. Period
Thank you for sharing this! That Noam gets me so angry she killed him!
@@triciac1019 another fact... terriers are not the best for bird hunting....they are more like banryard guardians....if it runs it's prey. Srtters, pointers and retrievers are the best bird dogs...they just follow their nose when they work a field. It's a beautiful thing to see a bird dog in a field.when it comes to animals... people are the problem
@@chrisyacoback6320wasn’t the puppy a wire haired pointer?
@@sylvia106 it may have been however other than the german wire haired pointer, they are generally not a specific bird dog. The breeds best suited for bird hunting are Springer spaniels, English Setters, Labrador Retrievers and German short haired pointers and such
Even if it was a no go for a working dog - rescues are a thing!
"They wont let me testify!"..... this guy lives in a completely different reality and expects us to live in it too. What a complete fool.
"Repeat a lie often enough and it becomes the truth”
Josef Goebbels
It still works
at least for him and his bubble🙄
He knows who his audience is.
He doesn't live in any reality. He lives in Trumplandia.
His cult members live in that "reality"
And his lawyer can't control him, easy money for the lawyer for a waste of time. GUILTY
Biden was near my area this week and he spoke about infrastructure, clean water, jobs, women's rights. The difference in their rallies is astounding. It was so sane and peaceful and... not crazy
President Biden is the best😊😊😊😊😊
Boring ....lol
@@shielanunn3484The word is civilized, polite, on worthwhile matters that can and will improve the lives of all of us.
@@shielanunn3484😡 Save your laughs for the “ looney one “, * DJT ! 😀😂
Hey this is his suck up style.
"It's a Nubbin", how true those words are to discribe the whole person not just his pinky.
😂🤣‼️
Amen! 😅
There are no bad dogs...just bad owners....
I was going to say the same thing 👍
@jujubean7254 . . . That is not true. There can be incorrigible dogs just like there can be incorrigible children.
The ball busting Kimmel does on trump fills me with immense joy!
The best part is trump takes offense 😂
EVERY WEEK DAY!
You and the other three hundred people watching him.
You know Jimmy is right when Trump starts to get upset 😡 🤣
@@markcramer74 "He said, as he jealously looked at the 19.4 million subscribers, then cried and peed at the same time"
From a UK fan of the Jimmy Kimmel show. Your monologue about Trump and some of the more crazed MAGA community restores my faith in the US. Absolutely fearless and brilliant.
Exactly! I'm clinging on for dear life, having always been a 'fan' of the US. One of the many, many reasons I hate tRump is because he soiled the American flag. (I have dozens on sweaters, shoes, cushions,...all of which I'm afraid to use now 😢) You, comedians and commentators, keep me sane, although I often despair. How do we get rid of the stench?
Same! Kimmel and coffee is a great start to the day. It always makes me laugh when Trump says “the world is laughing at us” no sir, we’re not. That only happens when you speak.
Same from Germany
I'm Dutch, and after living in London from 2011 to 2016 my faith in the UK is down the drain. Like most Europeans btw.
@@GuusJanssen The UK is in the gutter unfortunately. We ain't doing better upnin Scotland
Jimmy Kimmel, you are the funniest man on this planet. Smart, cutting and no BS, I love it !! Cheers from Aus.
It would be nice to have a president who doesn’t lie about using the teleprompter
It would be nice to have one that can read one. RFK Jr
@@carolineatkins2900 RFKJr has no chance of winning. He’s only wasting his time
8:51 Trump doesn’t use teleprompters BC HE CAN’T READ!
It's shitler that says the wrong words and if shitler used one he might prove himself to be such horrid screw. Ups. Ie;: George Washington took tthe rsmosrts and the airports to win that was it was only 100 years prior to airplanes even existing.
Precisely!
Trump uses teleprompter constantly! More lies!
Anyone with normal intelligence hates him
That leaves out Maga
The craziest thing is, i have otherwise smart friends who believe 45's b.s. & they say I've got "Trump derangement syndrome." But again, transference- that phrase is directed at the wrong people
lol I’ve been accused of Trump derangement syndrome
@@tkingransom Likewise... Wear it as a Badge if HONOR!
@@horaceDaSpidah I've lost a friendship over the orange 45. In the end he stormed off, unironically saying, "Yeah, you're one of _those_ people", meaning a liberal, social democracy, not just buying your way out of any problem. So yeah, I _am_ one of those people.
@@horaceDaSpidah Just had to say, your name just took me back to my childhood when we blasted the Who on our record player!😁
Jimmy: how about bringing on the little kid who raised $200,000.00 to pay for his classmates’ back-tabs they “owe” for their school lunches? That would bring awareness to government funding for cafeteria lunch money. It’s shameful that we are neglecting poor school kids this way. Also: funding for educational/school supplies. Schools and teachers and KIDS are hurting. Why should these children be saddled with debt for lunch and missing educational material? This is our next generation and we as a nation are ignoring it’s learning “malnourishment.” PS thx for all you’re doing for our country. I’m a psychic detective who’s been on Unsolved Mysteries and I read for clients worldwide. My prediction for Little Donny (also the title of a novel I’m writing): full blown dementia before the election. 😝 keep up the good, joyful job you’re doing for us. ❤ Martha Woodworth/Las Vegas NV.
Why does Skunk even want to be President,he has nothing good to offer! He is NO BIG SHOT!! "He's a JOKE!!"
Why does a person who doesn't know what he had for lunch at noon want to be president?
Because he's been compromised by Putin.
That's why he wants to be pres...so he can believe he can control those who kept him out!!
He has always wanted to be president again in order to run out legal statute of limitations.
He doesn’t want to go to jail.
I love the fact Jimmy keeps calling out Trump and obviously gets under his skin. Love it! Go full throttle on him, Jimmy.
@@stephenmitchell3Sure, Trump is far more entertaining as he tells so many obvious lies and his supporters seem to be oblivious. Biden is a run of the mill politician, perhaps like all of them, a little shady here and there but nothing spectacular like Mr Trump. Wow, you have a criminal ex-president, joining the ranks of Putin and other authoritarian crooks
@@stephenmitchell3
I love magabilly tears.
Kimmel please please keep it up.
@@stephenmitchell3 apparently you don't watch much Jimmy Kimmel
@stephenmitchell3 I love how Trump can bend down for a pen. Bubbas gonna love it too. 😅😊
Hey Donnie! It's WAY past your jailtime!
And Joey's....and Hillary's.
@@stephenmitchell3 way past your bedtime too
@@stephenmitchell3
I know you are, but what am I? Is that how it goes?
@stephenmitchell3 can you list the crimes Joey and Hillary committed.
Facts not feelings
@@stephenmitchell3sure where is your evidence? Trump has crates of evidence on him and then half the people working for him become witnesses. See I don't worship politicians like maga, if ours commit crimes then we want them prosecuted. So please bring some good evidence since conservatives haven't yet.
Anyways I hope you have a good day
Keep up the good work Jimmy Kimmel!😊
Jimmy needs to do a part of his show from the courthouse
Right, he can't testify, but apparently he can violate that same gag order 13 times and get away with it go figure.
It's digusting that D+ keeps violating this gag order, time and time again and he hasn't been locked up for contempt of court
@@DH-xm3hc Jurors felt threatened and one was marked for abuse by jesse waters.
He’s allowed to testify. He just won’t. He’s a coward and lacks any ability to speak truthfully.
They're seriously considering giving him a warning. If it's okay with him.
Jimmy Kimmel Show will be in the History book forever! 🤣🤣
So will the Donny Trump failed presidency. The worst in history.
🎉🎉🎉🎉
Jimmy is funny . He brings a very entertaining slant on trump news.
A variation on his "I can't show my taxes because I am being audited", which was also major BS.
The fact that this individual is still a "contender" for the President of the United States makes me want to stop working and lose all faith in humanity.
The fact he is the best representative republicans have put forth is mind numbing. Or that he is even eligible to run for the office is beyond comprehension.
Did that 4 years ago. Welcome to the club!
USA had the chance to deal with the traitor after J6/2020. But did not. Sad.
i understand.. but .. we gotta look out for ourselves and out family.. life is .. with or without this stupid government/ system!! I ASK YOU THIS!! IF YOU LIVED IN A JUNGLE>> WHICH YOU DO>> MADE UP OF CONCRETE AND THE PREDATORS ON 2 LEGS INSTEAD OF 4 OR NONE(snakes and or insects)>> SO IF YOU LIVED IN A JUNGLE>> AND LIFE CHANGED AS YOU KNEW IT>>> WOULD YOU SURVIVE OR DIE? .. please answer the opposite of what 70 % of the people i have asked answer me,...
I've lived in a bathrobe for the last 4 days, waiting for the sweet relief of death.
The day he's behind bars will be a good day.
The bedt day!
as long as it's more than just violating a gag order
🥰 YES ! A 🎼dancing in the streets 🎶 🎵 moment ! 👍
There will be joy around the free world! Maybe even street parties
@@ThePorpoisepower Even that will put a BIG grin on my face.
The attorney his head "no" before reversing and nodding, classic.
Smellvis, Hunchback of Bloater Dame, a 'Well-soiled machine', our Founding Farter, the writers were on FIRE 🔥tonight!
I’m still wondering how killing her animals fits in with Kristi Noem’s “pro-life” stance…🤔
The animals weren't embryos or zygotes. The executions were carried out with a gun, which is the ultimate expression of "freedom" in Noem's world.
Exactly
-Pro-life- Pro-control
Like every republican…pro their own life…F everyone else’s
She aborted the puppy nine months after it was born.
Kristi should be charged with animal cruelties.... and all her animals rehomed .
Unfortunately the statute of limitation is only 7 years for a class 6 felony in South Dakota which is why she felt safe to brag about it.
I wonder how she treated her own children?
Better yet, she should be treated how she treated her animals.
Mike Vick?
@@patriciabeck7293probably shared ideas with birbert
His attorney is standing there wishing the earth would open up….
Naptain America, Smellvis, the Toot Fairy, Ebenezer Snooze, The Hunchback of Bloater Dame... I hope there a catalog of all these hilarious monikers. Thank you, Jimmy. ahhhh my ribs hurt now.
You know that he is guilty when his wife and children not even in the courtroom
In their defense, the trial is about hush money to a porn star. I, myself, would be too embarrassed by my spouses or father's actions to show my face in court. (even if I thought he wasn't guilty)
The ones we dont know about could be there.
Don Jr. Went there one day. Probably just to as Daddy for his allowance... Oh oops it was Eric he was there for his allowance and so Daddy will love him.
@@stephenmitchell3
Joe Derangement Syndrome
@@estebanvaldez3632they all lie, don’t be daft
He is so effing out of his mind! If he was anybody else he would have been in put in a rest home and sedated!
If he were anyone else he would have been put in jail.
Smellvis? Magaronis?🤣 Keep it up, Jimmy👍!
“It was miraculous. It was almost no trick at all, he saw, to turn vice into virtue and slander into truth, impotence into abstinence, arrogance into humility, plunder into philanthropy, thievery into honor, blasphemy into wisdom, brutality into patriotism, and sadism into justice. Anybody could do it; it required no brains at all. It merely required no character.”
Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Jimmy Kimmel for the prosecution. Hell yeah!
Why not ? It worked for Ukraine having a comedian president
@@juliancrooks3031 zelensky is also a lawyer.
@@juliancrooks3031 Trump is a game show host!
@@juliancrooks3031
Thanks for demonstrating that you haven't got ANY clue. The President of Ukraine isn't a lawyer only but has also been a very successful businessman as a film producer. And he didn't go bankrupt 6+ times. He also doesn't have to fear being arrested for money laundering in Scotland as soon as he steps Football on Scottish soil.
She said recently she shot 2 horses they've had for 25yrs, said they no longer wanted to be ridden so they were useless to her.
So, how can you have a pet for 25yrs and zero feelings for it, she's a psychopath, didn't even consider giving them to a rescue, what a monster, the kids asked where there dog was, I wonder what she told them about their horses.
What will she do to people when they're no longer *useful* to her?
She “bled out” their pet goat too🙈
It was 3 horses.
My grandfather had a farm. Everything on that farm had a job. From the newborn kittens and puppies to the children. He never shot any of the animals.
Try to imagine how she'd deal with human beings under her "rule" if she were VP. Scary gal.
Johnny Cochran!!! IF THE MUSHROOM FITS. LOL 😂
Donald didn't need a teleprompter for his Gettysburg - WOW speech, me boys! 😂
"Founding Farter"! That is just too funny!
😂
💨💯
What does every Red Hat have in common?
Answer: Hatred.
Brilliant
Tall blonde white aliens exist.
Fear.
And wilful ignorant.
@@zonian1966chinese manufactured red hats.
I feel the best option to play the role of Jimmy is no other than Matt Damon 👌🏾
and Fluffy is the sidekick
She should not be allowed to remain as governor
Chickening out to testify.....just a coward
Yeah, and like he's actually going to debate Biden too.
Yep. He didn't even debate the other candidates, just called them names and losers.
@@henrys3629 That's as close as Trumpty Dumpty can get to an actual "debate".
@@kellycury8515 This boast of his was all bluster and no sincerity. Trump wouldn't DARE take Biden on again, he got trashed in their first debate.
IDK who made it up first, him or fox “news”, but it’s working… neighbor & office manager are both angry that “the judge won’t allow him to defend himself”.
Jimmy is a national treasure
He never disappoints 🎉
One of the best 🔥💙🇺🇸
i am writing in Jimmy for president.
And the projection continues on... *_"Every bathroom, every locker-room, ladies get ready because the men are coming in."_* When he accuses it, he's already done it.
Giddy Kimmel is the best kind of Kimmel.
The TRIAL(S) of the century should be televised 👍👍
I agree
FYI….*Cameras in the courtroom have been banned in the state of New York since the Lindbergh baby Kidnapping in 1935.
@@alicetelford9027 Lindbergh was a proud fascist.
The Georgia case WILL be televised. But when?
Donald Trump or not if the ex-president of the most powerful country in the world is on trial it should be on tv
The fact that Trump is being supported by half of the electorate is both mind blowing and scary.
Not half. 30% at best.
Half the country supports tRump, that's the scary part 😭
Usually only half of the country bothers to vote.
So, adjust the figures accordingly and t rump's
support is miniscule, and declining.
Theft of top secret national security docs,
insurrection, Roe v Wade, 4 criminal trials,
huge personal debt, wannabee dictatorship,
WILL guarantee massive oppositional turnout.
Allegedly half of the USA supports trump! Remember that Polling uses only a tiny sample of people from a cross section of society and a lot depends on how questions are asked and how they are answered. We are often talking about a sample size of one or two thousand. In the States you may get a sample size of 3000 to 5000 people from 'Battleground States' and how do you think that compares with a total population of over 300 Million?? That's a lot of room for error.
Polling is usually done over the phone around dinner time when people are home and a lot more educated people are either busy and/or screen their phone calls and so don't get included in a polling sample. That's just at the data collection point, then you have people filtering through the results and the way that is done can skew the results. Who commissioned the polling survey can also help to skew the results.
Mark from Melbourne Australia 🇦🇺
polls aren't elections. If anyone would ask me, I'd say I support trump, to drive more people out to vote for democracy and women's freedom and so much more.
But I'd never ever even consider voting for Dicktator à l'Orange
Emmy for Jimmy!!!
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I love this guy. If Defendant Trump does have a teleprompter, He goes off on his rants. No policy, and what he says policy is horrible.
Jimmy always finds a way to get under Orange Julius skin, and I'm here for it.
Yes he does and I am here also
Kumquats have the same shade, too, just smaller like the fungi Stormy picked.
@@dthomas9230 are you sure it's not orange kumquiks?
Noem has the cold dead eyes of a sociopath.
And the actions of one.
The name is Gnome!
And she didn't make a "tough" decision, she made a rash and thoughtless one.
And the trigger finger of a mid west outlaw 😂😂😂😂
Crusty Gnome
“Well-soiled machine” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Jimmy Kimmel one of the best late night talk show hosts ever 😊and Geillermo is the Latin satin that makes the show classy😅. Love ya guys
The ability to "bend down like that" will be useful in prison
Bubba waits !!!
😂
😂
And quite sure the cell block D gang don't have wee mushrooms..
Come to Pappa, Trumpy!
I closed my eyes and tried to imagine the one Trump supporter in NY who would cheer him on... and, yeah, that's exactly what I thought I'd see!
thought it would be a male but bog witch was a close second lol
Really?
Trump's Mar a Lardo resort will accept her.
@@mikemichael445
Yes, really.
4:37 Trumps Fan
Back in the 70s when Reagan was Governor of California, he famously worked to defund mental healthcare, and turned these people out on the streets. And I believe he did it again at the federal level when he was President.
They knew what they were doing!
Now these folks are the Republican Base!
An hour for Don to talk in the witness stand would make Captain Quigg look very sane. (The Cane Mutiny).
His attorneys reaction was the same as Utica when Rupaul asked if she smoked weed 🤣 6:36
Trump always makes up his own alternative reality.
He thinks Fox is real news and the Enquirer deserves a Pulitzer. Dunning and Kruger publishers are under contract.
Now if only he would go live in that alternative reality forevermore...
Congratulations Jimmy! You are now part of American history!
Awesome!
There should absolutely be a movie where Guillermo is played by Pedro Pascal!!!
He was pretty great when he was on SNL so I second that
Fluffy
The courtroom sketch artist has definitely captured his essence.
Those sketches are really ugly! And accurate as hell.
Those sketches are really ugly! And accurate.
Yes, orange and foul!
😂😂😂😂😂
He is going to bend down like that for prison.
Yes he's been practicing
you go bubba!
Well yeah, he's maga.
“The humpback of Bloatre Dame…”😂😂😂
They courtroom sketch looked very, very realistic to me
"I close my eyes and just take it in" :
His prison preparation.
makes it easy for bubba.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am just dying laughing
His lawyer should be disbarred for shaking his head yes when he knows in fact, Trump can testify.
That was a very weird reaction. It was almost like he couldn't believe what was coming out of trump's mouth and had to react quickly but couldn't quite make his head do what he wanted it to.
Reminds me of the unfortunate doctor who looked like she endorsed Trump's miracle cure for Covid.
@@juannagrant-salmon7764She wanted the ground to swallow her up, she was so embarrassed!
tRump's lawyer was like, "Yeah, sure! Whatever you say, boss. I just want to get paid!"
His lawyer probably told him he wasn't allowed just to make sure he didn't insist on testifying.
Gotta love the expression on the face of the security guard when the 'supporter' is raging.
That sketch artist is 🔥 😂
Isn't it nice to have a president who uses the teleprompter? Thank you President Biden!
Hopefully trump drops the soap in prison.
@@edwardmorehouse1424 Nobody would touch that
Remember when donnie used the teleprompter? "Our army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do." He uses them _heaps!_
A teleprompter is just the evolution of technology from flash cards. What's the bigly deal.
@estebanvaldez3632 It's only because Trump isn't very good at using one. Not a great reader.
Mr Kimmel you are absolutely killing it with these monologues
I hold out some slight hope that the highly intelligent (and very emotionally mature) Mr Kimmel may well be instrumental in saving us from having to endure another Orange presidency, much like Tina Fey was single-handedly to thank for saving us from a Sarah Palin Vice-Presidency. Please say strong, Jimmy. The country needs you!
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Your reference as to how the courtroom artist is portraying Mr. Trump highlights my thoughts that it is the same way ALL the tabloids depicted Mrs. Clinton in the 2016 race.. They never failed to portray her her in the most unflattering way, , week after week, in large, front-page photos, at all the grocery checkout lines.
Our “FOUNDING FARTER”? Priceless, Jimmy 🤣👏
When Trump said he is not allowed to Testify. The judge should order him to testify or da e jail time. We will see .
I’d love to see him call his bluff, but you can’t be forced to testify when you’re on trial. Lol
Have you not heard of the 5th amendment?
The judge can't compel him to testify but he certainly can vocalize in court that the gag order does not prevent him from testifying if he is advised to do so. To clarify of course. 😂
"da e jail" What the hell does that mean?
If 45 testifies..what would it be except continuous pleas of the 5th Amendment? Only time the man cares about a piece of the Constitution.
Jimmy is so quick witted and hysterical. He tells the truth and makes it funny. We all need a break from Trumps madness and stupidity! I love Jimmy’s shows!
@@almira565ha ha ha, and you watched, cause here you are commenting. Dialing up Jummy's algorithms, so thanks.
When the orange ogre is finally gone... The Comedians will have so much harder times to get their laughs. I pity those times a coming.
@@almira565 orange bot detected
Kimmel is a national treasure at this point. What an amazing career trajectory, well done
@@AAZEDLARC Right!!?? I grew up in Southern California, and he was just the sports guy on the Kevin and Bean show on KROQ in the mornings! I didn't even like sports, but I liked Jimmy! Such a great guy, and I am so happy for his success, too!
This is the BEST ever opening monologue! Jimmy - Your writing team is phenomenal! You are the G.O.A.T. !
Thank you for making me LMAO Just awesome. Keep it going people. BC Canada
Seeing Trump's lawyer trying not to choke on his bullshit is hilarious!
The fact that Noem thinks that killing a 14 month old dog for being a normal 14 month old dog is a tough decision just screams the cruelty of the GOP to the rafters.
Ya, Pro-Life, right?!
@@dhulbert855 Cricket and the goat and the three horses sure didn't think so.
Hatred is a way into Hell. Perhaps I should negotiate with Satan over control of her thermostat and furnace?
i SCREAMED when she said that. Is she okay? Truly?
I am from South Africa and that woman has totally destroyed the credibility of the USA. We have Vets, if your pet is old, in pain, ill etc. You go to a vet so they can make an assessment and advise you. People here can actually be prosecuted for cruelty to animals.
"Well soiled machine" 😂😂 why doesn't that surprise me.
So glad to hear from you Mr. Kimmel 🎉
*"IT'S A NUBBIN! IT'S A NUBBIN!"*
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This lawyer is a tool. He should be ashamed and embarrassed of his behavior.
It reminds me of how trump put the doctor on the spot over COVID when he started talking about injecting bleach.
Not to worry, I'm sure the insane amounts of cash he's getting to represent the Tangerine Twit will go a REALLY long way to alleviating that shame and embarrassment. This is assuming he's capable of either shame or embarrassment, which is a bold assumption to make given the circumstances.
that he is even trumps lawyer, is hysterical!🤣
The judge might have something to say about it... 🤔😵💫
He's representing Trump. I imagine he's already hit rock-bottom.
🤣😂his lawyer can’t decide which way to nod his head😂🤣
It would have been apropos for F45's attorney to stand up and state, "I am Farticus".
Trump should know all about going into locker rooms or dressing rooms, full of half dressed women he did that numerous times
"On the heels of the damaging videotape on which Trump and former Access Hollywood host Billy Bush salivated over Days of Our Live actress Arianne Zucker, and joked about sexually assaulting women, came allegations that Trump entered the Miss Teen USA changing room where girls as young as 15 were in various states of undress.
Mariah Billado, Miss Teen Vermont 1997 told BuzzFeed, “I remember putting on my dress really quick because I was like, ‘Oh my god, there’s a man in here.'” Three other teenage contestants from the same year confirmed the story. The former pageant contestants discussed their memories of the incident after former Miss Arizona Tasha Dixon told Los Angeles’ CBS affiliate that Trump entered the Miss USA dressing room in 2001 when she was a contestant."
Teens
"The Trump campaign did not offer a response to either story, but in a 2005 appearance on Howard Stern’s show, Trump bragged about doing exactly what the women describe. “I’ll go backstage before a show, and everyone’s getting dressed and ready and everything else,” he said."
“When you’re a star, they let you do it”. ~ The sexual predator’s brain
@itspersonal3351"Fortunately or unfortunately" he added. Apparantly man has been doing that for MILLIONS of years. Don't his kind always claim the earth to be only 6000 years old?🤔
@lilianevanbel3123 Ancient Man didn't have a house not to mind a room.
Stormy's best quote was when Jimmy asked her "Can you tell Donald what to do?" and her response was "No, I don't speak Russian." Either she was well coached or she was super quick.
I'm told that Stephanie Clifford (Stormy Daniels) is very quick witted. She probably came up with that herself.
saw some of her not porn videos and she was pretty sharp.
She's quick
Several LOL’s. Thanks, Jimmy!
Von Shitzinpants. 😂😂😂
In Trump's defense, you only need a teleprompter if you can read.
Trump can’t read so he would be really loss
What?
Yes And He Can't !!
Biden can barely talk
He doesn't need one, but can you turn it around for me? WTF
I wish Jimmy was on five night a week. Great stuff.
Ngl Jimmy wasn’t even on my radar for watching, sure I knew of him and heard of him, but since this feud with dump has heated up I have become a normal watcher now 😂😂💚🙏
I was participating in a Live chat with Michael Cohen and Ben Meiselas when he coined the phrase "Donald Von Shitzenpants". It took me 3 days to stop laughing. To preserve the remaining dignity of the trial and do the right thing by Judge Merchan, Mike has volunteered to not make any further disparaging remarks about Dungald J Shitzenpants, until after he testifies.
Can you imagine being in court watching drumps face when he heard that??? 😂😂😂👍👍👍👍
I saw that, too!😂😂😂😂
His diaper wasn’t full yet when he picked up that pen 😅
Don is the Shitler!
I think a better moniker would be Von Shitzferbrainz!
Trump's teleprompter phobia arises from the fact that they use big words.
You mean Bigley words.
@@charlenemack7040 Correct!
…or just words, any words.
He can’t read
If u watch the daily show and see for urself trump trying to read words he messed up alot😆😆