A Fat Guy Ruined My Flight

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  • @Cactus12
    @Cactus12 Рік тому +2587

    Even when I was fat, I was never fat enough to take up someone else’s space on a plane. Even now after I’ve lost ~100 pounds, I am STILL self conscious that I take too much room on a plane when I was never even that fat in the first place….so my question is, how do THESE people have NO self awareness? Like aren’t they embarrassed? Aren’t they ashamed?

    • @Matt-uc8dd
      @Matt-uc8dd Рік тому +188

      “Don’t you feel.. stupid? Don’t you feel… silly? Don’t you feel, a little ashamed?”

    • @moonTerfixx.
      @moonTerfixx. Рік тому +135

      they are npc's bro

    • @dethkok3869
      @dethkok3869 Рік тому +162

      Cuz all that fat went and clogged their brain

    • @alternativeaccount6568
      @alternativeaccount6568 Рік тому +145

      Congratulations on losing that much

    • @NerfedOnGod
      @NerfedOnGod Рік тому +109

      100 pounds lost isnt easy to do. Nice job, bro

  • @saphex5245
    @saphex5245 Рік тому +637

    Bro is one cheeseburger away from collapsing into a blackhole 💀

  • @Daniel-Deshaun
    @Daniel-Deshaun Рік тому +872

    I feel the most bad for the lady in the window seat

    • @bemimu
      @bemimu Рік тому +129

      I would get so claustrophobic 😭

    • @nathink
      @nathink Рік тому +85

      im shocked she could breathe

    • @Wrecck12
      @Wrecck12 Рік тому +105

      I'd be scared thinking he gonna eat me if there's no more pretzels

    • @snowjammer6400
      @snowjammer6400 Рік тому +17

      @@Wrecck12 LOL

    • @miccia3561
      @miccia3561 Рік тому +33

      i see why people dress goth now. on my next flight i’m covering myself up with spikes so then i can be just as much as a nuance as they are

  • @Kuromielati
    @Kuromielati Рік тому +1801

    Imagine being that guy and getting to see your story on a UA-cam channel 💀

    • @eliyahuzylberberg171
      @eliyahuzylberberg171 Рік тому +85

      My exact thought thought this whole video

    • @nader3236
      @nader3236 Рік тому +217

      I hope he does see it.
      Maybe it will motivate him to get in shape

    • @parakeetbudgie
      @parakeetbudgie Рік тому

      @@nader3236 one in a billilion chance

    • @telophasemusic
      @telophasemusic Рік тому +159

      He puts down the cheeseburger and promptly says "no, it's society thats wrong!" Before resuming his gorge

    • @hermodicecarunculata9532
      @hermodicecarunculata9532 Рік тому +10

      I don't think people like that follow OP

  • @skiiipp781
    @skiiipp781 Рік тому +4460

    Honestly there should be weight/size limit for plane tickets. If you are too big you should have to buy 2 tickets

    • @Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      @Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Рік тому +282

      and you get 2 seats, makes sense

    • @fishperson5390
      @fishperson5390 Рік тому +245

      Nah just make them walk all the way lol

    • @skiiipp781
      @skiiipp781 Рік тому +329

      @@Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you pay for the space you take. If you take two seats of space, you pay two seats worth of space

    • @Dimezprod
      @Dimezprod Рік тому

      @@skiiipp781 exactly 💯

    • @parakeetbudgie
      @parakeetbudgie Рік тому +183

      and people would be screaming and raging saying "FATPHOBIAAAAA!!!! FATPHOBIA, FATPHOBIA!! AIRPORTS ARE RACIST AND PROMOTE FATPHOBIA BECAUSE MAEKING PPL PAY MOER!!!!11"

  • @kianita1495
    @kianita1495 Рік тому +323

    I had the absolute PLEASURE of having a gentleman of size offer me his aisle seat. He had bought the middle and window seat because he is an absoute scholar and gentleman. He told me he flies for work, so his company buys his 2 seats due to his size. As a result, we both had ample room and did not have anyone in the middle seat.

    • @kaddindefiant
      @kaddindefiant Рік тому +5

      Ok

    • @adidasfan360
      @adidasfan360 Рік тому

      I hope you returned the favor by going down on him. Especially if you're bragging about it

    • @jakobyarns4369
      @jakobyarns4369 Рік тому +75

      Rare overweight individual W. Very respectable

    • @summero-my5in
      @summero-my5in Рік тому

      @@adidasfan360 wtf is wrong w u

    • @Armoured-Pizza-Carrier
      @Armoured-Pizza-Carrier 4 місяці тому +4

      Atleast he knows his weight
      Unlike the dude in the video mad about how everyone is crushing him, till he thinks about how they feel about the weight of one of his fat flaps (smallest one is 100kilos)

  • @Wayhoo
    @Wayhoo Рік тому +443

    Fatphobia doesn't exist, it's just called being healthy and noticing the benefits of being fit.

    • @vrtr1
      @vrtr1 Рік тому

      except it does??
      if you deliberately shame and shit on fat people just because they are fat, you are fatphobic idk what to tell you

    • @User-86204
      @User-86204 Рік тому +8

      Exactly

    • @SCOP_
      @SCOP_ Рік тому +3

      Exactly

    • @sampler1293
      @sampler1293 Рік тому +4

      They are 2 different things

    • @SCOP_
      @SCOP_ Рік тому +1

      @@sampler1293 wdym?

  • @stuntwill
    @stuntwill Рік тому +1432

    I'm a bit older than you, born in the 80's, but I must say... you give me hope for the next generation. I almost shed a tear watching this.

    • @Christianyts21
      @Christianyts21 Рік тому +33

      @lmaomoofeq agreed and I’m 14

    • @1kylol
      @1kylol Рік тому

      80s? u old asf

    • @adrianparra4442
      @adrianparra4442 Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/users/shortsnNsq51__Wzc?feature=share I cant stop thinking about this

    • @elbarto4069
      @elbarto4069 Рік тому +11

      Born in the 80 is a bit older than a bit

    • @ardimen2902
      @ardimen2902 Рік тому +4

      @@Christianyts21 wanna date

  • @Darthreunose
    @Darthreunose Рік тому +1028

    Peanut flying coach is so humble and such a great example of the good side of humanity

    • @orangepeanut
      @orangepeanut  Рік тому +589

      no i’m just cheap but I like the way you describe it

    • @diavolo6144
      @diavolo6144 Рік тому +46

      ​@@orangepeanut peanut mannn you are too interesting i can hear you talking continuously for ljke 3-4 hours can you do some community interaction thing with yo subs ? Or just release something you just interacting mannn. You my fav creator who gives me hope to become my better self you remind me of my older brother.

    • @Darthreunose
      @Darthreunose Рік тому +7

      @@orangepeanut 😂😂😂

    • @blueisthecolor3814
      @blueisthecolor3814 Рік тому +4

      @@orangepeanut no you are an honorable person who is very humble

    • @funnyguppygaming2012
      @funnyguppygaming2012 Рік тому +4

      ​@@diavolo6144 that's sweet

  • @EnesSahin1725
    @EnesSahin1725 Рік тому +240

    I love how he says the man "spilled" into his seat.

  • @Just_a_turtle_chad
    @Just_a_turtle_chad Рік тому +3210

    Being called fatphobic is a badge of honor

  • @Thisismycomment.
    @Thisismycomment. Рік тому +242

    Take a shot of water every time peanut touches the hair

    • @sos9red
      @sos9red Рік тому +21

      its enough water to drown in

    • @ba_sic
      @ba_sic Рік тому +11

      5 minutes in and I got enough for the day

    • @wovenalloy
      @wovenalloy Рік тому +2

      i would overload my internal organs if i did that

  • @TheWeeklyWheek
    @TheWeeklyWheek Рік тому +84

    That’s why I used to buy 3 PLANE TICKETS because I was too fat now I take up 1.

  • @Utopian1234
    @Utopian1234 Рік тому +136

    I remember seeing a video of a woman complaining that she was so fat that the plane couldn't let her sit down because she literally couldn't fit in any of the seats. How these people don't realize that this is their own fault is incredible.

    • @hannahpocock4152
      @hannahpocock4152 5 місяців тому

      Gluttonous and they are bound to die in their 30s

    • @berrisfueller6221
      @berrisfueller6221 4 місяці тому +1

      Just because someone's overweight or fat didn't mean it's always their fault. Sometimes, it's related to medical issues, or other reasons.

    • @woodantkm3
      @woodantkm3 4 місяці тому +1

      @@berrisfueller6221 95% of the time is because of themselves

  • @Darthreunose
    @Darthreunose Рік тому +158

    “You could stop eating for 50 days and be healthy” 🤣🤣😭

  • @owenmeier
    @owenmeier Рік тому +179

    peanut better be careful, because at the rate his muscles are expanding, he might be in that situation pretty soon himself.

    • @DaffyTaffy93
      @DaffyTaffy93 Рік тому +25

      Sir you’re too yolked for your seat 💺 your triceps are taking over the arm rests 😂

  • @nrreno
    @nrreno Рік тому +451

    Im very sorry you had to go through this, i send my condolences. 😢

    • @boozonggy
      @boozonggy Рік тому +3

      ?

    • @miccia3561
      @miccia3561 Рік тому

      @@boozonggy it’s very traumatic and sad and oppressive that fatties steal the property that we paid for, that’s basically what happened with the native americans and pilgrims.thin people are oppressed by the system and we won’t have it anymore. if you hate hating people say ‘ #istandwiththinpeople ‘ .

  • @Not_black_imposter
    @Not_black_imposter Рік тому +48

    Bro was sitting beside snorlax 🩻☠️💀💀🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🩻☠️💀💀

  • @hermodicecarunculata9532
    @hermodicecarunculata9532 Рік тому +395

    I was starting to feel bad for this guy because he obvs has a food addiction, but his entitled attitude towards that woman took it all away

  • @thiccum2668
    @thiccum2668 Рік тому +29

    My condolences peanut, I wish you a swift recovery brother.

  • @jaydgg3450
    @jaydgg3450 Рік тому +284

    this video might get him cancelled but who cares he spittin 😭😭😭

    • @Darthreunose
      @Darthreunose Рік тому +2

      Fr 😂

    • @ckitlle
      @ckitlle Рік тому +40

      Orangepeanut cant be cancelled tho

    • @dnrfrank
      @dnrfrank Рік тому +9

      have you seen his other videos lmao

    • @iamderp69
      @iamderp69 Рік тому +3

      right their only thing they can say is fatphobic yet that's a joke☠️

  • @Calibrii
    @Calibrii Рік тому +128

    “tubs of lard” 💀

  • @yxruby3321
    @yxruby3321 5 місяців тому +17

    I was starting to think Mr. Orangepeanut was being an asshole for complaining about the dude’s fatness but the fat guys entitled attitude to that woman took all the empathy I had for him.

  • @ashleyjp0117
    @ashleyjp0117 Рік тому +94

    Everytime I listen to one of your stories I feel like I'm watching an episode of Seinfeld 😂😂

  • @Matt-jc2ml
    @Matt-jc2ml 4 місяці тому +12

    Airports should have an example seat, if you can't fit in it then you buy another ticket. Same way they have for bags

  • @overheadcastle1
    @overheadcastle1 Рік тому +40

    This happened to me in January bro. I’m overweight but am not huge. This guys lard was in my seat and I had to sit like I was Stephen hawking.

  • @lianhorvat5744
    @lianhorvat5744 Рік тому +71

    I have obesophobia that stems from losing a lot of weight, then having the intense fear of gaining it all back again. These videos and the ridiculous fat acceptance circus keep me motivated to stay thin and fit.

    • @tiffany.blewsXx
      @tiffany.blewsXx Рік тому +11

      Idek what obesophobia is, but I definitely have it

    • @owenklein1917
      @owenklein1917 7 місяців тому +1

      Same man. I lost 160 lbs and this crap helps me maintain it

    • @lianhorvat5744
      @lianhorvat5744 7 місяців тому +1

      @@owenklein1917 That's a lot to lose, well done dude! :)

    • @phenom8080
      @phenom8080 2 місяці тому +1

      Currently at 180lbs at 5'11" and lost in total 120lbs so far but I still want to lose another 26lbs. Never in my life do I ever want to be obese again and I guess that's a justified fear. My life has gotten so much better and my dating life basically just started at almost 32. Now I get a fair amount of attention from ladies which feels kinda good, since I'm actually not a bad looking guy but that was all hidden under the fat. I basically became unrecognizable compared to my old self. A former colleague of mine which I met on the street coming from shopping for groceries didn't even recognize me at first. It took him a few seconds to realize who I am (:
      It just feels amazing.

  • @Instrumentjesus
    @Instrumentjesus Рік тому +32

    Nah I feel bad that you had to sit next to the biggest bird

    • @nathannnnw
      @nathannnnw Рік тому +5

      Don’t know what you’ve heardddddd

    • @Instrumentjesus
      @Instrumentjesus Рік тому +6

      @@nathannnnw but I’m da biggest bird

    • @penguinproyt1455
      @penguinproyt1455 Рік тому +3

      @@InstrumentjesusI’m da biggest bird

    • @Litiu10
      @Litiu10 Рік тому +3

      ​@@penguinproyt1455Oh no Oh no

  • @markuscordova2246
    @markuscordova2246 Рік тому +33

    Wait... how the fuck did the plane take off?

  • @komaedakun
    @komaedakun Рік тому +13

    I can literally hear him talk about anything and it'll be interesting 😭😭 thanks for the content man !

  • @sowsow6677
    @sowsow6677 Рік тому +38

    damn, if someone calls this fatphobic, they got problems

    • @comfort1205
      @comfort1205 4 місяці тому +1

      It is though, what is the mf supposed to do in that exact moment 😭

  • @nightcoreyuno
    @nightcoreyuno Рік тому +16

    I've never watched a channel so consistently and i've never been so eager for updates before until I found orange peanut.

  • @emilymeyers6069
    @emilymeyers6069 Рік тому +32

    You don’t know how excited I was when I clicked on this video 😭😂

  • @Mr.Branderson
    @Mr.Branderson Рік тому +68

    "Other things that I will not incriminate myself by saying" Lmao

  • @FreshKicks0
    @FreshKicks0 Рік тому +7

    Orangepeanut just saw a redit mod outside, which might be the rarest thing to experience

  • @Max1m_0
    @Max1m_0 Рік тому +42

    “Bombs are funny in airports” - Orangepeanut, 2023

    • @amanintheriver
      @amanintheriver Рік тому +5

      Truly one of the quotes of all time 💯💯

  • @nbond6655
    @nbond6655 Рік тому +20

    I'm eating pretzels and drinking soda while watching this. I feel so called out right now lmao

  • @plfo8315
    @plfo8315 Рік тому +17

    Right when I read the title, I knew this was gonna be good

  • @SoycastGuy
    @SoycastGuy 5 місяців тому +10

    I’m around 185 pounds with a moderate layer of fat, and I get self-conscious about it. How do these people not feel ashamed?

  • @isaacvillalobos6053
    @isaacvillalobos6053 Рік тому +86

    I can always tell if I’m too fat when I sit in those tiny ass seats

  • @amogus5902
    @amogus5902 Рік тому +62

    this is one of my ultimate fears. i salute you soldier for having survived through such a horrifying event.
    3:48 also based

  • @nicjvr2297
    @nicjvr2297 Рік тому +34

    This reminds me of Sydney Watson's video on the same scenario. There should be a size/weight limit or at least designated seats for fat people (at an increased price of course because they are given more space).

    • @comfort1205
      @comfort1205 4 місяці тому +1

      You should not have to pay more to be comfortable on a flight, this fatphobia nonsense is absurd and hurtful

  • @MemePiano69
    @MemePiano69 Рік тому +37

    Very relatable, I feel like I’m always internally yelling at fat people to stop stuffing their mouths

    • @lianhorvat5744
      @lianhorvat5744 Рік тому +2

      I feel rage inside when I see fat people eating huge portions at a restaurant. They literally don’t need the food, they could survive for weeks just on their fat cells.

  • @BillieJolene1
    @BillieJolene1 Рік тому +3

    these videos are HILARIOUS!!! I just had surgery so I'm totally watching random videos. These are making me laugh so hard.

  • @CannonZeroKiryu
    @CannonZeroKiryu Рік тому +27

    Honestly I’ve never laughed as hard as I did in a while until seeing this video. Glad I’m not the only one with gripes about some random blob trying to squish my tiny frame on an airplane

  • @harel251
    @harel251 Рік тому +21

    your bomb joke reminded me last time i was in vegas the security check guy in LA told me he is throwing my thoothpaste, and he was holding it saying "its too big" and i wanted to say "thats what she said" but i stopped myself

  • @donghye1004
    @donghye1004 Рік тому +9

    also the fact that the guy booked a middle seat… now that’s just beyond mean

  • @birdieboy02
    @birdieboy02 Рік тому +13

    they really gotta start putting people on the scale before the flight and charging you by weight like they do at yogurtland

  • @rikingg5629
    @rikingg5629 Рік тому +6

    "you can stop eating for 50 days and you'd still be healthy" probably not even hyperbole lmfao

  • @3PointsAtATime
    @3PointsAtATime Рік тому +19

    Peanut is about to have the same problem, but only because of so much muscles

  • @abcel_
    @abcel_ Рік тому +5

    hes like moistcritikal but with an outro and a bit louder, i love it

  • @petervillalobos347
    @petervillalobos347 Рік тому +22

    I am proudly fatphobic.

    • @Dimezprod
      @Dimezprod Рік тому +3

      Yeah but as soon as Someone says their Homophobic another going to question everything and rage, while agreeing with this comment .

    • @thomaswilliams5503
      @thomaswilliams5503 4 місяці тому +5

      @@Dimezprodbecause fat people can change how fat they are, you can’t just ungay yourself bro

    • @Lvl3crook
      @Lvl3crook 4 місяці тому +1

      @@thomaswilliams5503lol ungay im stealing that

  • @Springboksfan
    @Springboksfan Рік тому +14

    Probably not as bad as sitting next to Brian Shaw on a flight.

  • @RebecaAiimee
    @RebecaAiimee 5 місяців тому +9

    In a world of click bait and endless introductions, I love how honest and straight to the point this video is.

  • @DaneDePain
    @DaneDePain Рік тому +9

    I read it as “a fat guy ruined my fight” 💀

  • @mr.100rupees3
    @mr.100rupees3 Рік тому +76

    But I still have to pay more for having extra weight with my luggage. The weight limit of each person should include their bodyweight, so skinny people can have more luggage. It's literally fair.

    • @jessy7093
      @jessy7093 Рік тому

      That's stupid asf they're not gonna weigh you and ur luggage

    • @matrixmega8749
      @matrixmega8749 Рік тому +14

      @@jessy7093 if airlines want to be stingy with their weight limit than yes. Why should I someone who weighs 220 carrying a 30 pound luggage have to pay extra when someone who weighs 300+ with their 10 pound luggage gets off the hook.

    • @godofjimjams1611
      @godofjimjams1611 Рік тому

      what about super tall people though that’s out of their control

    • @mr.100rupees3
      @mr.100rupees3 Рік тому

      @@godofjimjams1611 doesn't matter if its out their control, fair is fair

    • @o_sch
      @o_sch Рік тому +1

      @@mr.100rupees3 yeah, fair is fair. There will always be SOME discrimination.
      Like a barbershop can charge women more for their hair because its long but thats discriminating women. Okay then charge based on the length of the hair, no matter the gender. Thats fair, but it discriminates longer haired people.
      Too bad, its the most logical choice. Longer hair is more work. Same for airlines. More weight is more fuel and cost. (And it actually does make a difference) people will claim its fat phobic but fuck them.

  • @babagogo4147
    @babagogo4147 Рік тому +4

    The audacity you even have to call him a “man”

  • @frrad
    @frrad Рік тому +12

    One thing we all have to appreciate about orangepeanut is his videos have no cuts.

  • @fwvipra
    @fwvipra Рік тому +7

    i’m surprised the plane didn’t crash cuz of his weight

  • @PatrickAlienman42069
    @PatrickAlienman42069 Рік тому +41

    First Mistake: Going to Colorado

    • @Glim424
      @Glim424 Рік тому

      i'm a giraffe

    • @tose5566
      @tose5566 Рік тому +1

      @@Glim424lol

    • @azjay1007
      @azjay1007 Рік тому +1

      to "ice skate" for spring break no less

    • @Under_Your_Bed_
      @Under_Your_Bed_ Рік тому +1

      ​@@Glim424 no way, I'm a sea lion! 😃

  • @mattoucas869
    @mattoucas869 Рік тому +14

    The entitlement you must have to be a pig and then discomfort others for your own comfort is mind blowing.

    • @NorbertDz
      @NorbertDz 4 місяці тому

      Right it's crazy people like this exists

  • @themaxandlucyshow7590
    @themaxandlucyshow7590 Рік тому +4

    There should be a human weight limit. If you weigh 400 lbs you're too fat to fly and pose a risk to everyone in an emergency.

  • @septicslayerxx_7166
    @septicslayerxx_7166 Рік тому +27

    This channel is amazing for the thumb nail title I see in class

  • @fondoe2804
    @fondoe2804 Рік тому +5

    Mans was bringing down the plane with yall and bringing up health insurance

  • @darkcabinproductions4575
    @darkcabinproductions4575 Рік тому +5

    Bro you seem like the fucking coolest bro ever to have

  • @DasKeks-jz5kj
    @DasKeks-jz5kj 6 місяців тому +1

    That’s the first Video I watched from you and in the moment with the pretzels you got my subscription.

  • @Chihuahua_MKD
    @Chihuahua_MKD Рік тому +4

    10:00 ''Bombs are funny in airports'' I agree lmao

  • @nekonekoneee
    @nekonekoneee Рік тому +4

    I’m watching this while starting my workout journey 👍🏼

  • @daemonfifield1242
    @daemonfifield1242 Рік тому +4

    bruh i flew to toronto a little while ago for the dave chappelle show and legit had like a 7 foot tall 400 pound guy sit at the window seat while my dad (who isnt small) sat on my right it was horrible

  • @KarmaO3VT
    @KarmaO3VT 11 місяців тому +1

    As someone who's slightly chubby, more like curvy actually, and as someone who usually tries to not judge by looks, I can tell you: you're so real for this.

  • @ericschuster2231
    @ericschuster2231 Рік тому +6

    Why is it that if a dog weighs more than 20 LBS the dog has to be with the luggage (Which is incredibly dangerous for the dog) but a 450 LB person is perfectly fine to have one seat.

  • @leifsolbrig332
    @leifsolbrig332 Рік тому +1

    when they asked my dad "are these sausages" he said "no, disguised dynamite"

  • @rockysbeats3064
    @rockysbeats3064 Рік тому +3

    6:15 “cause there’s so much of you” lmao

  • @travo6805
    @travo6805 5 місяців тому +2

    Planes should replace the armrests with dividers

  • @smallxplosion9546
    @smallxplosion9546 Рік тому +4

    WHY TF DO YOU NEED A LIGHT TO READ ON UR PHONE LMAOOO

  • @omarZamZam-sj2fq
    @omarZamZam-sj2fq 3 місяці тому +1

    man your full of hate personality is so funny and entertaining lmao!

  • @jessy7093
    @jessy7093 Рік тому +19

    Watching this while eating is too funny feels like he's yelling at me

  • @roodis4685
    @roodis4685 Рік тому +16

    "He's fat he can't do anything about it" 3:19
    Oh yes he can

    • @bigbird4481
      @bigbird4481 Рік тому +4

      I think he ment in the moment

    • @roodis4685
      @roodis4685 Рік тому +2

      @@bigbird4481 maybe

    • @dudelikeseriously8418
      @dudelikeseriously8418 Рік тому +2

      Nah I think he was being sarcastic. The body positivity movement claims fat/obese people have no control over their weight. Think he was just teasing that belief.

  • @tintindapanda3899
    @tintindapanda3899 Рік тому +7

    Bro imagine he watches this video and looses 100 pounds

  • @WikeMazowski502
    @WikeMazowski502 Рік тому +2

    "Other things that I will not incriminate myself by saying..." Bro💀

  • @swaftler
    @swaftler Рік тому +3

    average discord moderator

  • @steveneardley7541
    @steveneardley7541 4 місяці тому

    I tried to change seats, but I had been captured within his gravitational field.

  • @LjariusSneedFitnessOfficial
    @LjariusSneedFitnessOfficial Рік тому +4

    Lost it at lebomb James lmao still laughing

  • @wovenalloy
    @wovenalloy Рік тому +2

    if orange peanut keeps growing muscles at this rate he'll end up in this situation by himself for being too fit.

  • @sl33p3r3
    @sl33p3r3 Рік тому +6

    damn this was not the video to eat and watch youtube at the same time boys. makin me feel guilty, i just got a burrito 😭

  • @CamoSquid
    @CamoSquid Рік тому +2

    Note to self, always buy two seats. Yours, and the one right next to it.

    • @boopers1
      @boopers1 Рік тому

      Only double the money

  • @wyattjohnson5181
    @wyattjohnson5181 Рік тому +3

    If someone is rude to me on a plane imma be the most passive aggressive huma ever.

  • @KataIIama
    @KataIIama Рік тому +1

    bruh i was on a 10H night flight and there where children screaming every 20 minutes. i tried sleeping by blasting music in my airpods and putting a blanket on my head. The rubbing between my head and the blanket created a shitload of static electiricty and i accidently zapped myself

  • @mvpdemi
    @mvpdemi Рік тому +9

    Im done this guy is funny AF

  • @acidflowsalt2321
    @acidflowsalt2321 4 місяці тому

    Ive seen people in funerals with people happier and courtrooms where they speak less formally

  • @minionman95
    @minionman95 Рік тому +3

    “You can’t say bomb on an airplane” “why not bomb b-bomb bomb bomb” - Meet the Fochers or Orangepeanut I can’t tell.

  • @jalaluddeenat-tabarithetim593
    @jalaluddeenat-tabarithetim593 Рік тому +1

    Bro sat next to eric cartman

  • @Shadowmanisreallycool
    @Shadowmanisreallycool Рік тому +5

    help i cant stop laughing uncontrollably at 5:11

  • @Dookieman1975
    @Dookieman1975 6 місяців тому +2

    Ngl he didn’t sound too bad cuz it was just him snacking… until he started being rude, inconsiderate and impatient

    • @chadbrad8100
      @chadbrad8100 4 місяці тому

      How was he impatient buddy? Only you think that

  • @ThrasheReyes
    @ThrasheReyes Рік тому +17

    this is how i feel on my bus the kid is 300 pounds and 6’4 and im smoshed between him and the window. not to mention he spreads his legs which is understandable but he spreads em like crazy its annoying dude

    • @Glim424
      @Glim424 Рік тому +9

      Instead of giving him a McChicken, give him a McSlappin' instead

    • @ThrasheReyes
      @ThrasheReyes Рік тому +5

      give him a mckickin outta my seat

  • @Joe-vc3ww
    @Joe-vc3ww 5 місяців тому +1

    The low quality audio is strong with this one

  • @ifilmcarsandstuff5287
    @ifilmcarsandstuff5287 Рік тому +14

    Alright but those bisoffs cookies are worth living for

  • @MakkaPakka44
    @MakkaPakka44 Рік тому +1

    as soon as he mentioned the snacks I knew what was coming

  • @LiamMartin09
    @LiamMartin09 Рік тому +3

    One of the best rants

  • @singabouteverything
    @singabouteverything Рік тому +2

    You're really an excellent story teller!