Bill Engvall - Whale Watching
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- "...HE BLEW HIS NOSE ON US!"
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About Bill Engvall
Comedian Bill Engvall was part of the enormously successful Blue Collar Comedy Tour and has starred in a number of films, TV shows and sitcoms, including Blue Collar TV, Comedy Central, A Pair of Jokers, Evening at the Improv , The Jeff Foxworthy Show, The Tonight Show and the Late Show with David Letterman. Some of Engvall's specials and albums include:
- Just Sell Him For Parts (2016)
- Them Idiots Whirled Tour (2012)
- Aged and Confused (2009)
- 15° Off Cool (2007)
- Dorkfish (1998)
- Here’s Your Sign (1996)
Engvall's work has earned his numerous awards, including American Comedy Award for “Best Male Stand-up Comedian," #1 position on the Billboard Comedy Chart for Here's Your Sign, “Best Selling Comedy album," and a Grammy Award nomination for Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For The Road.
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This is one of my favorite stories by Bill.
Seen you twice Bill, still makes us laugh!!
"HE BLEW HIS NOSE ON US!!!" dead. Lmao 😂😂
"We just paid 200 bucks apiece to have a whale hawk a lugie on us."
I heard this routine once on mp3 (sue me 😉) the answer to Bill's suggestion about a GED from surf boy was: "Is that a band?" 🤣🤣😂
How do you only have 100k subscribers? That boggles my mind.
I think it's because there is not many videos out there of him so not many people are exposed to his material. I only found out about this dude a long time ago with the dork fish video so I've followed him since.
Good question🤔.
@@kiwidemon8555 love dorkfish too!
Perhaps it's because not everyone on UA-cam sees a reason to "subscribe" to every channel on here.
@@jb6712 ?? Subscribing means when they post a new video you are always notified so if people like the material they subscribe typically
Saw a killer whale in a big talk. It floated up and down and pooped. Wou
For those that have seen his bit about medical pot, he went to watch whales with Pete. 😅
That's Peace, not Pete
I could sit and listen him all day long 😂
Me too.
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l just watched his farewell and good bye,, it was touching, and l wish him the best in life after retirement,
Spoken like a true Texan, Bill.👍
Bill! Go Whale watching at Walmart it starts around 12:am. I'm there once in awhile.
Still so funny. I needed this.😆
When I need a good laugh the kind that brings tears to your eyes I listen to Bill
You are the funniest comic ever. Laughing is always from the start of your routine till the end. Keep on going!!!
AND all CLEAN!!
During the summer you can whale watch on Florida beaches. Please don’t roll them in the ocean. They’re fine
They're sunbathing
😂 You should see them in the winter time!
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I prefer rolling them back in 1970 Oregon DOT style.
Sam Kinison "put him back in the water, he's dyyying"🤣
I remember a few years ago in Alaska the Indians killed a whale in front of a whale watching boat.
The very picture of hilarity
They are known as Inuit, or First Nation in Canada. They are the only ones allowed by both governments to kill whales bcs it's integral to their culture. They eat and use every part of the whale, it features largely in their religious belief, practices and ceremonies.
Still funny, and kinda gross yet funny😆😂🤣👏🏻🤮, and Merry Christmas to you and your family Bill🎅🏻🤶🏻🎄🎁.
Omg that is so cool he sprayed us he sprayed us he blew his nose on us 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It whales could talk I'd feel like hearing one of those conversations! Whale goes to his buddies like "DUDES you'll never believe what I did! I blew my blowhole over several tiny creatures calling themselves human!" One of his friends be like "quit your lying Jim Bob!" Hehe 😂
I've seen the three rednecks all at Hollywood Casino at Charles Town WV, they were all funny, but if I had to rank them, I would go Bill, Jeff, Larry......Bill's story of wandering the subdivision at night in a Batman suit was bladder busting
Your California friend sounds a lot like Crush from Finding Nemo!😂
I love him so much. Thanks for the laughs Bill.
Hello Bill, good to see you on the UA-cam again even if it’s on your comedy tour thingy, so hows retirement life treating you?
OMG I could listen to this an it make me younger. It is like the book of life an marriage all in one.........
I got covered in fishy smelling whale snot while on a tour boat over 20 years ago and I got to see a whale less than 6 ft away. Still one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever had happen.
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Whats ged ?
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I would've said, "Having more than two functioning brain cells?"
Blow😜😎
did you at least say God bless you after the sneeze?
Bill & Ted which ones which lol
None funnier 😂😂😂😂
Sure❤️
Yup. 🙂
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I thought whale watching was a great idea until I’m out there and I realize that the boat is tiny in comparison to the 2 whales that jumped up in tandem! I’m glad I hadn’t drank much water that day.
You ok? Whales make you upset?
Get good with life where you are ok with your self
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Do you know what G.E.D. means? Good Enough Dam it."
LOL kinda had a similar experience.
Bill You are the Best! I am LMAO!
Hey Bill, I gotta ask you something you just talk to buy your GED now that you’re GED AND IF I AM CORRECT ON THIS WHICH I AM, I DON’T KNOW IF IT’S IN THE RED NECK DICTIONARY BUT IT SHOULD BE JEFF FOXWORTHY WANTS SAID IT’S YOUR GOOD ENOUGH DIPLOMA
They paid $200 apiece and were in a little rubber boat? We have gone in a fishing boat out of Depoe Bay, Oregon, and seen a lot of whales -- including one that floated right beside our boat for some time, but fortunately didn't spout -- and we never paid that kind of price, and we were comfortable!
keep the clips coming
Funniest guy ever!
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I was once at the Shedd Aquarium in Chicago, Illinois. They have an exhibit with Beluga Whales. As I was looking down on them in the water, one of them surfaced and sprayed me right in the face. This bit immediately came to mind.
I love Belugas, they always have a smile.
@@u4riahsc And if you watch Star Trek: Lower Decks, there's a pair of Beluga Whales serving in Starfleet. Turns out that the oft-referenced Cetacean Ops (used for navigation) is manned by Beluga Whales, at least on the U.S.S. Cerritos. And they're always trying to get people to swim with them.
@@astrofan1993 Back in the 60s when Sea World opened up in San Diego, I worked there with the dolphins. It was the best job I ever had, but I eventually had to go to school and get a job that could support me.
@@u4riahsc SeaWorld is a place I would love to go to, as I love going to aquariums.
But since I live near Chicago, both SeaWorld San Diego and SeaWorld Orlando are half a continent away from me, and it's hard enough to convince my father to take us anywhere on vacation other than his usual annual fishing trip to Northern Wisconsin.
As it was, we didn't go to Disney World until I was a Junior in high school, back in 2010. That was also his first time going, too, and he was 53 when we finally went!
As a side note, since we're commenting on a Bill Engvall video, I once saw a video here on UA-cam of Bill performing a stand-up comedy show at SeaWorld, talking about his experiences on Dancing With the Stars, and when he got his first colonoscopy. I don't know if it's still on UA-cam, but it's worth checking out.