You made a fool of every psychiatrist in those 2 and a half minutes. That's how simple it is. No matter if you speak to your mother, wife or any woman. It's details, details and more details. Way to go, Bill Engvall.
was she cheating on him? was he cheating on her? I don’t know you got a better chance of getting an answer out of the dog 🐕 😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I miss bill hes my favorite comedian I hope you’re enjoying retirement Mr. Engvall god bless you 😀😀
Basic right Bill, basic, right. Cause with my brain which is a lot like your brain I think but we both have ADD I know I do trust me. I did the whole Adderall and Ritalin thing growing up as a kid. And for anybody who wants to know what a Time folks I’m 40 years old I’m not afraid to admit that but growing up for me thank God for comedians like building Tim Allen, and Johnny Carson and Robin Williams. They got me through a lot of crazy crap. So long story short, Bill talks about basic ass man or basic. But for me, I like easy things like stuff you don’t gotta remember like. Does anybody get their clothes out the night before she don’t have to do it in the morning I Gotta do that I get my coffee ready the night before my breakfast, other stuff like that, odds and ends, you know basic stuff and for people out there. I write a lot of stuff on post to notes. I’m a smart feller, but I’m not that smart like I write stuff on post and now it’s like I just said because I don’t wanna forget things but I’m seeming to forget what I just said so. Basically what I’m trying to get to is we like things simple we like things that don’t make us man think a lot. If we don’t have to think a lot that’s great because we’re we’re simple minded folks. The way to relieve stress I believe is to get everything done you can the day before so then you don’t have to worry about it the next day now that’s just me everybody’s different they can do what they wanna do but that’s just me. Cause I’m getting older by 41 in under two months just throwing that out there. I remember when Bill said. I might be wrong on this but he said when he hit 40 his life went down the tubes now I don’t know if that’s happening to me. Hopefully not I know friends of mine that it already has way before 40 which is kind of crazy but.
Other thing is, my dog is a FEMALE mutt! Mouth of a husky, body of a shepherd and spots like a dalmatian. She will tell you ALL the details and who said what AND how come!!!🤣
There is one thing that I would like to see from your video shorts that you post, is which show it's from. That way, I can search for that show to purchase. Would be a nice aid.
I've been telling my wife the same thing for 40 years and she still doesn't get it. I used to drive 40 minutes to and from work. one time I called my wife as I was leaving work and after I got her on the phone I decided to stop talking to her and see how long it would take her to notice. as I was pulling up to the driveway I in formed her that I had not said a word for the past 40 minutes. things were a little cold for a few days. silence is golden.
I don't know if he gets these comments or not but yes he is but one of the best comedians the other ones are Larry the Cable Guy Jeff foxworthy and Gabriel Iglesias fluffy
Of course, men are basic do you think that men came with instructions? I believe Bill said it once himself when you have a kid, they don’t come with instructions either. It’s true heck man no women no woman no come with instructions. If they did it would be one heck of a time and they better come in English because they come in like other languages gonna pull a Bill Engvall and say y’all what in the world? Why does this have to be so difficult? You know it’s pretty sad when it’s in English and you still don’t understand it. That’s the hardest part. Jeez, Louise I’ve been on many dates. In my lifetime and for me. Maybe it’s for a lot of people out there just like Bill that a date is like a job interview Jerry Seinfeld said it best I believe he was the one that said it before building probably it’s like you go on a date it’s like you’re in a job interview people you up at the end of the day you might get lucky if you really get lucky you may score. Which would mean you got the job or if you wanna second date maybe a text little more time because at our age we don’t have that sort of thing anymore. Time time is of the essence time is going faster the monster flying by I don’t understand it. I’ve been on this big round 🌎 for 40 years. And I can’t successfully say that my funny comedian bill still finds time in his life to make everyone else laugh when he is the one that made us laugh for so many years I just wish she come out of retirement bring the band back together get the boys back together.
But seriously though folks. Just think you have every single one of us came with a instruction manual and oh yes, there is English on there, but for some of us we can’t even understand our own language. How sad is that when we can’t understand the words that are coming out of our own mouths and you know if someone’s gonna look at us and say what what did you say and then you say back to them I don’t know what I just said, but I just said it type of thing and it’s not even 5 o’clock time yet. Did you know someone’s probably thinking I bet it’s negative by 5 o’clock wouldn’t have mattered if it was ummm 12:00pm. I mean who’s to say that people ever had a drink before they left the house. I mean who hasn’t had alcohol in the morning before coffee folks. How bad is your morning you’re not even thinking of going to the Keurig popping in that coffee pod of your favorite coffee brand nope.
Nope folks you’re going ride for the booze how sad is that you’ve booze could talk. Booze would probably say hey I guess I’m first today. Or it’s gonna be one heck of a morning he’s not even going for coffee he’s gone reference alcohol one heck of a week.
You have always been my favorite comedian.
He is absolutely spot on too 😂
I always listen to your Sunday service.
There's so much truth in this. Lol 🤣
Love listening to him
You made a fool of every psychiatrist in those 2 and a half minutes. That's how simple it is. No matter if you speak to your mother, wife or any woman. It's details, details and more details. Way to go, Bill Engvall.
I love this bit!!😂
Ur so right Bill
SO MUCH fun packed in to 2 1/2 minutes of video. Love it.
I love that Texas pronunciation of “I don’t know!”
I sound like that half the time and im not even from Texas. What's even more ironic is i dont know anyone who is/was either.
@@HannTheftAudio - People like Bill help export Texan!
@@AntisocialRedNeckNerd So basically any one of those people i know could be from Texas and i wouldn't know it.
@@HannTheftAudio - Perhaps, it is a southern thing?
@@AntisocialRedNeckNerd I always thought it was a "LAZY ASS" thing. I'm lazy, what can I say? I'm, originally from Sacramento
Perfect!!!!
😂😂😂Accurate,Love You Bill
Awesome comedian!!
Still funny bill😆🤣😂👏🏻💯.
keep the clips coming
True…but, women are “Detail” yes…but it’s their details they care about…god forbid you try to bring up some details of your own,
was she cheating on him? was he cheating on her? I don’t know you got a better chance of getting an answer out of the dog 🐕 😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I miss bill hes my favorite comedian I hope you’re enjoying retirement Mr. Engvall god bless you 😀😀
You. Rock brother Man awesome show Kenny from Florida ☮️ out Kenny
He is so funny
Funny funny man!!
Hilarious 😂
This is hilarious 😂. Truth . Going on 7 years married. This is so true !
Men are BASIC♥️🌟💪
STILL one of the funniest men on the planet.
Basic right Bill, basic, right. Cause with my brain which is a lot like your brain I think but we both have ADD I know I do trust me. I did the whole Adderall and Ritalin thing growing up as a kid. And for anybody who wants to know what a Time folks I’m 40 years old I’m not afraid to admit that but growing up for me thank God for comedians like building Tim Allen, and Johnny Carson and Robin Williams. They got me through a lot of crazy crap. So long story short, Bill talks about basic ass man or basic. But for me, I like easy things like stuff you don’t gotta remember like. Does anybody get their clothes out the night before she don’t have to do it in the morning I Gotta do that I get my coffee ready the night before my breakfast, other stuff like that, odds and ends, you know basic stuff and for people out there. I write a lot of stuff on post to notes. I’m a smart feller, but I’m not that smart like I write stuff on post and now it’s like I just said because I don’t wanna forget things but I’m seeming to forget what I just said so. Basically what I’m trying to get to is we like things simple we like things that don’t make us man think a lot. If we don’t have to think a lot that’s great because we’re we’re simple minded folks. The way to relieve stress I believe is to get everything done you can the day before so then you don’t have to worry about it the next day now that’s just me everybody’s different they can do what they wanna do but that’s just me. Cause I’m getting older by 41 in under two months just throwing that out there. I remember when Bill said. I might be wrong on this but he said when he hit 40 his life went down the tubes now I don’t know if that’s happening to me. Hopefully not I know friends of mine that it already has way before 40 which is kind of crazy but.
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Other thing is, my dog is a FEMALE mutt! Mouth of a husky, body of a shepherd and spots like a dalmatian. She will tell you ALL the details and who said what AND how come!!!🤣
I On't No🤣 Love ya Bill
True that
Tell that to your wife who snitched your weed 😂
I don’t no😊
There is one thing that I would like to see from your video shorts that you post, is which show it's from. That way, I can search for that show to purchase. Would be a nice aid.
I've been telling my wife the same thing for 40 years and she still doesn't get it.
I used to drive 40 minutes to and from work. one time I called my wife as I was leaving work and after I got her on the phone I decided to stop talking to her and see how long it would take her to notice. as I was pulling up to the driveway I in formed her that I had not said a word for the past 40 minutes. things were a little cold for a few days. silence is golden.
My husband and are opposite. I don’t ask people personal questions. My husband expects details.
Thank God for the differences. Women are complicated, detailed is true.
I don't know if he gets these comments or not but yes he is but one of the best comedians the other ones are Larry the Cable Guy Jeff foxworthy and Gabriel Iglesias fluffy
Of course, men are basic do you think that men came with instructions? I believe Bill said it once himself when you have a kid, they don’t come with instructions either. It’s true heck man no women no woman no come with instructions. If they did it would be one heck of a time and they better come in English because they come in like other languages gonna pull a Bill Engvall and say y’all what in the world? Why does this have to be so difficult? You know it’s pretty sad when it’s in English and you still don’t understand it. That’s the hardest part. Jeez, Louise I’ve been on many dates. In my lifetime and for me. Maybe it’s for a lot of people out there just like Bill that a date is like a job interview Jerry Seinfeld said it best I believe he was the one that said it before building probably it’s like you go on a date it’s like you’re in a job interview people you up at the end of the day you might get lucky if you really get lucky you may score. Which would mean you got the job or if you wanna second date maybe a text little more time because at our age we don’t have that sort of thing anymore. Time time is of the essence time is going faster the monster flying by I don’t understand it. I’ve been on this big round 🌎 for 40 years. And I can’t successfully say that my funny comedian bill still finds time in his life to make everyone else laugh when he is the one that made us laugh for so many years I just wish she come out of retirement bring the band back together get the boys back together.
But seriously though folks. Just think you have every single one of us came with a instruction manual and oh yes, there is English on there, but for some of us we can’t even understand our own language. How sad is that when we can’t understand the words that are coming out of our own mouths and you know if someone’s gonna look at us and say what what did you say and then you say back to them I don’t know what I just said, but I just said it type of thing and it’s not even 5 o’clock time yet. Did you know someone’s probably thinking I bet it’s negative by 5 o’clock wouldn’t have mattered if it was ummm 12:00pm. I mean who’s to say that people ever had a drink before they left the house. I mean who hasn’t had alcohol in the morning before coffee folks. How bad is your morning you’re not even thinking of going to the Keurig popping in that coffee pod of your favorite coffee brand nope.
Pray for Tom he’s been in a bad wreck.
Another thing where men and women are different: colors. Men do light blue, dark blue and blue. How many colors do women have?
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Nope folks you’re going ride for the booze how sad is that you’ve booze could talk. Booze would probably say hey I guess I’m first today. Or it’s gonna be one heck of a morning he’s not even going for coffee he’s gone reference alcohol one heck of a week.