America vs. Smallpox: How Vaccines Saved The Nation • Puppet History

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  • Опубліковано 9 вер 2021
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    Featuring: Ryan Bergara, Jermaine Fowler
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    Image Credits:
    A Cartoon of a Man, BAUSCHRON, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons
    Boxers, Uzee33, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons
    044-downcast-face-with-sweat, Vincent Le Moign, CC BY 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons
    Green pattern, Bergen Public Library, No restrictions, via Wikimedia Commons
    Male genitalia with a skin disease; and varieties of sores, Fæ, CC BY 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons
    A nurse and a smallpox patient in an isolation hospital, Fæ, CC BY 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons
    Hampstead Smallpox Hospital, Fæ, CC BY 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons
    Decorative plate from Poland, Abraham, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons
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    Sorocaban knife, GorilaMutila, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons
    2 Hourglasses, supposed to be an 18th century sermon glass, Fæ, CC BY 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons
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    Citibank US branch locations as of 2020, Brend7, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons
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  • @watcher
    @watcher  2 роки тому +990

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    • @limppancake481
      @limppancake481 2 роки тому +54

      The Professor's Bean Fragrance 🤌

    • @aurnaurrr
      @aurnaurrr 2 роки тому +23

      Oh boy I hope they have Macintosh Apple and Warm Jelly Bean

    • @goldenfrogstudios
      @goldenfrogstudios 2 роки тому +16

      My favorite fragrance is dead puppet.

    • @cosmicnic
      @cosmicnic 2 роки тому +21

      @@goldenfrogstudios my goodness

    • @jamesb9894
      @jamesb9894 2 роки тому +14

      Get the fatality rate of the Small Pox off your first month.

  • @imtoto813
    @imtoto813 2 роки тому +13928

    at this point I'm convinced that Ryan is actually the genie and the professor is just waiting for him to break

    • @Cat-nb9yq
      @Cat-nb9yq 2 роки тому +867

      Ryan is the genie but he can't do anything against the professor until he wins so the professor keeps legally giving away jellybeans to his opponent

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 2 роки тому +40

      @@Cat-nb9yq I agree

    • @kaycem
      @kaycem 2 роки тому +183

      if this isn't the storyline i will be furious

    • @cryanscorner7633
      @cryanscorner7633 2 роки тому +47

      YOURE ONTO SOMETHING HERE

    • @fredericksmith5568
      @fredericksmith5568 2 роки тому +76

      Yo dude, the Professor said NO Genie talk this season! So shush!

  • @eyam04
    @eyam04 2 роки тому +6892

    Jermaine caressing Prof's chin after taking a jelly bean is the most wholesome thing I've seen this week

    • @RoseCustard
      @RoseCustard 2 роки тому +21

      Timestamp?

    • @azlina1668
      @azlina1668 2 роки тому +57

      @@RoseCustard 9:32

    • @emilymulcahy
      @emilymulcahy 2 роки тому +10

      We've identified the furry in the group...

    • @koro-is-caffeinated
      @koro-is-caffeinated 2 роки тому +63

      He got a lil scritch scratch :>

    • @acgfreeman
      @acgfreeman 2 роки тому +53

      The Professors little puppet noises are so cute! He sounds likes a little gremlin

  • @jevilcore
    @jevilcore 2 роки тому +2149

    “I hope they don’t ever invent bigpox” was glossed over WAY too quickly. That absolutely killed me

    • @TM.BECK14
      @TM.BECK14 Рік тому +14

      It'd be like that star trek episode where the contagions mutated from being microscopic to ginormous lol

    • @scarletfox1966
      @scarletfox1966 11 місяців тому +1

      Does monkey pox count as big pox? 😅😅

    • @vikingcreature
      @vikingcreature 10 місяців тому +2

      Much like what bigpox would do to you lmao

    • @kellychuang8373
      @kellychuang8373 10 місяців тому

      @@scarletfox1966 Highly doubt that and also another part of that episodes is the Professor saying DOOMED either way considering news didn't always travel fast, trying to treat Smallpox was a hit or miss affair and the ways in delivering it before vaccine shots was really nasty and having a war to fight along with a host of problems Washington really had it bad.

  • @Jacqueline_Oat
    @Jacqueline_Oat 2 роки тому +2969

    “Chickens are quite small”
    Me thinking about how the professor could literally ride a chicken like a war horse.

    • @Noahthevisionary
      @Noahthevisionary 2 роки тому +45

      Why is that so wholesome 😭😭😭

    • @dorcat2867
      @dorcat2867 Рік тому +16

      Someone needs to draw that😂😂

    • @Jacqueline_Oat
      @Jacqueline_Oat Рік тому +10

      @@dorcat2867 yknow what, imma do it now

    • @taylorbrookeec
      @taylorbrookeec Рік тому +4

      Final fantasy golden Choco style. The professors war horse 😂

    • @nschannel826
      @nschannel826 11 місяців тому

      Minecraft chicken riding zombie looking ass

  • @LittleMissFeck
    @LittleMissFeck 2 роки тому +9281

    I dreamed that Shane was the special guest in the finale and he somehow lost to Ryan. The Professor lost it and started throwing up jellybeans.

    • @jetsandchains
      @jetsandchains 2 роки тому +245

      that's so funny shdgdvd

    • @christinelouis7106
      @christinelouis7106 2 роки тому +402

      Shane should lose and then get in a fight with the professor

    • @satarupagingerkolay
      @satarupagingerkolay 2 роки тому +178

      @@christinelouis7106 That is the Genie vs Prof fight I wanna watch.

    • @MovieEnvy
      @MovieEnvy 2 роки тому +59

      That would be a great series finale minus the throwing up.

    • @3lttlbrds
      @3lttlbrds 2 роки тому

      😅😅😅🤣

  • @Jess-oo4tj
    @Jess-oo4tj 2 роки тому +6505

    Jermaine's utter joy at receiving a jelly bean out of the Professor's satchel made me so happy; it has solved all my problems for at least the next 24 hours.

    • @gelitrippingkiddo5907
      @gelitrippingkiddo5907 2 роки тому +116

      I love him, he’s adorable. He was quivering with delight! Lmao

    • @theresacherco3503
      @theresacherco3503 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah that’s why he’s going all demon on him

    • @francesleones4973
      @francesleones4973 2 роки тому +64

      Jermaine is such a ball of sunshine. Happy to see him back 😄

    • @meganhanrath376
      @meganhanrath376 2 роки тому +23

      I couldn't agree more!! I was smiling and laughing so hard right along with him 🥰 pure, authentic joy right there! xo

    • @thatmandoguy
      @thatmandoguy 2 роки тому +1

      @67 Naxs no doubt 😂

  • @rin981
    @rin981 2 роки тому +3747

    Theory: the real reason why Ryan never wins is because the Professor loves him too much to let him go. All the winner leave the show, and if Ryan wins, he’ll have to go too….

    • @lizzyrank5405
      @lizzyrank5405 2 роки тому +9

      But didn't he win once?

    • @rin981
      @rin981 2 роки тому +67

      @@lizzyrank5405 nope not once

    • @eyecamd
      @eyecamd 2 роки тому +63

      There's constantly returning guests though?

    • @micheal2458
      @micheal2458 2 роки тому +9

      aww, that's cute

    • @JenCrystal
      @JenCrystal 2 роки тому +42

      @@lizzyrank5405 there was a tie once

  • @skeleton_wolf6000
    @skeleton_wolf6000 Рік тому +1597

    I honestly love how this series feels like Shane's passion project and ryan is happily the supportive best friend

    • @dorcat2867
      @dorcat2867 Рік тому +56

      Right? It’s so wholesome. And I’m glad he was able to do this, especially now he has his own company with Ryan, cause I feel like if he was still with Buzzfeed, I doubt he would be able to do this, given how Buzzfeed likes to stick to a certain formula and style

    • @ranga1cat
      @ranga1cat Рік тому +35

      @@dorcat2867 BuzzFeed let him do a few episodes of ruining history which I feel like was the beginning of it all. I’m glad that Shane brought out to professor for their company though. That way they own everything, not BuzzFeed.

    • @lizzyrank5405
      @lizzyrank5405 Рік тому +9

      @@ranga1cat They would also do the Hotdoga at the end of their unsolved debriefs

    • @amberinthebox4462
      @amberinthebox4462 Рік тому +3

      Well maybe it's cus the ghost hunting series was Ryan's. Cus they did do an amazing job on that show.

    • @wvu05
      @wvu05 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@ranga1cat Ruining History was one part, but on the Jack the Ripper episode of Unsolved True Crime, Ryan mentions the idea of people reenacting the news with puppets, and you can see Shane's wheels turning.

  • @pickledpiss9522
    @pickledpiss9522 2 роки тому +4760

    Professor: “No more lore.”
    Everyone: “RYAN IS THE GENIE!” “THE PROFESSOR’S PLOTTING SOMETHING!” “THE PROFESSOR IS SUS!”

    • @Tem014
      @Tem014 2 роки тому +170

      I need MatPat to do a Film Theory on this.

    • @meghanchilders2180
      @meghanchilders2180 2 роки тому +9

      @@Tem014 YESSSS!!!!

    • @samalvarez8776
      @samalvarez8776 2 роки тому +35

      @@Tem014 omg is there a way to get this to him?! Cause there's lore in this series! I have a feeling MatPat would love the information!!

    • @scotthardie5141
      @scotthardie5141 2 роки тому +46

      That's not Ryan, it's Ricky Goldsworth

    • @sirichandanaakarapu378
      @sirichandanaakarapu378 2 роки тому +2

      @@Tem014 omg yesssss

  • @HalcyonCrow12
    @HalcyonCrow12 2 роки тому +5463

    Theory: The reason The Professor teaches history so well is because he was alive for all of it. He’s immortal, but never interfered because he was just a *Watcher*.

    • @arkangyal8024
      @arkangyal8024 2 роки тому +205

      What if...

    • @nishthaarora9533
      @nishthaarora9533 2 роки тому +75

      Jesus Christ you are a bloody genius!

    • @makaelalongmire3561
      @makaelalongmire3561 2 роки тому +18

      Based

    • @crazyman7615
      @crazyman7615 2 роки тому +61

      But he did tell the Donner Party a lake was gonna be named after them

    • @HalcyonCrow12
      @HalcyonCrow12 2 роки тому +53

      @@crazyman7615 Good point. Maybe then he only interfered where he felt like it and knew it wouldn’t have any lasting effects on history (butterfly effect and all), or expose him for existing and being immortal. He knew they would die, and along with them, the knowledge that a little fuzzy blue guy said there would be a lake named after them.
      (I highly doubt this series has any actual lore behind it but sure is fun to theorize about it lol)

  • @nicohart6781
    @nicohart6781 2 роки тому +2738

    I just genuinely adore everything about Jermaine in this episode. The joy for jelly beans and all the weird professor moments and him casually reiterating "it's what the diapers are for" as if that was 100% normal. T w T why is he so damn funny?

    • @liriodendronlasianthus
      @liriodendronlasianthus 2 роки тому +61

      He was a comedy coach on Drag Race!

    • @triple6keyz497
      @triple6keyz497 2 роки тому +129

      Jermaine was baked asl bro😂😂😂

    • @hgdellinger
      @hgdellinger 2 роки тому +23

      Jermaine is one of my favorite guests!

    • @maryahschrock3451
      @maryahschrock3451 Рік тому +20

      And in the beginning he said “I don’t this I was allowed” when asked what side of the revolutionary war he was on 😂😂😂

    • @paigekrankel5749
      @paigekrankel5749 Рік тому +18

      my man was baked 😭.. but he prolly funny ip either way LMAOO

  • @wingedpcofra4286
    @wingedpcofra4286 Рік тому +478

    Jermaine losing his mind over the satchel of jelly beans FOR THE SECOND TIME in this whole series is just insanely precious to me for some reason

  • @solla9486
    @solla9486 2 роки тому +4065

    after last *week's* terrible horrible no-good loss, Ryan went on a *30-day* meditative retreat? so the professor isn't the only show regular with alleged time travel powers.

    • @DizzyedUpGirl
      @DizzyedUpGirl 2 роки тому +142

      I'm so shocked that the Professor didn't call Ryan out on that one.

    • @alyn.m
      @alyn.m 2 роки тому +42

      Maybe he is le genie?

    • @cyndymyers3510
      @cyndymyers3510 2 роки тому +1

      Love that book refrence

    • @violeta6846
      @violeta6846 2 роки тому

      Omg

    • @violeta6846
      @violeta6846 2 роки тому +2

      @@DizzyedUpGirl he's used to it

  • @TheLillipigen
    @TheLillipigen 2 роки тому +2524

    Ryan “Beefboy” Bergara should get some bonus beans for being a loyal recurring student!!

    • @kastynm.9004
      @kastynm.9004 2 роки тому +50

      He hasnt skipped 1 class😂😂

    • @ItDoesntMatterReally
      @ItDoesntMatterReally 2 роки тому +84

      It's called being 'held back'. It's not to be rewarded.

    • @lukedoucette3715
      @lukedoucette3715 2 роки тому +21

      Beyond, its Beyond Beefboy

    • @lilpurpleangel94
      @lilpurpleangel94 2 роки тому +5

      Bonus "butt-beans"? 🤣

    • @EZee213
      @EZee213 2 роки тому +13

      It's Ryan "Thanks For Tryin' Beyond Beef Boy" Bergooz to you tyvm.

  • @fluffycritter
    @fluffycritter 2 роки тому +562

    I like how Ryan was able to do a 30-day meditation retreat in just one week. He's THAT POWERFUL.

    • @ZeeFritoBandito
      @ZeeFritoBandito Місяць тому

      i noticed that too. its cause he's a genie

  • @SuddenZephyrs
    @SuddenZephyrs 2 роки тому +503

    I don’t know why but my heart broke when Jermaine sadly said “you yelling at us”. I felt that.😭

  • @MDaggatt
    @MDaggatt 2 роки тому +3178

    Since The Professor doesn't digest his jelly beans, that means that he isn't eating them for nutrition, and must be eating them for some other reason. As we have seen in previous videos, eating the jelly beans from the sealed containers turns humans into puppets. However, the jelly beans from The Professor's bag do not turn humans into puppets. In this video, The Professor established that the bag beans are actually pooped beans, but since the sealed beans are sealed, they must be the eating beans. Once he eats the beans, he absorbs the puppet powers, which is why the pooped beans do not affect the humans that eat them.
    Because of this, I believe that The Professor was actually human, but is using the power of his magic jelly beans to become a puppet. By becoming a puppet, he may be able to evade the mysterious genie hunting him down. Perhaps he is even using the game show to get more jelly beans since he cannot open the sealed jelly beans due to the fact that he has no muscles, however, the contestants can open them when they win them. We have also established that the process of becoming a puppet isn't a very pleasant one, so perhaps after the winner eats a jelly bean or two, they no longer want the remaining magic beans and will return them to The Professor. That way, The Professor will be able to get more jelly beans without having to risk his disguise in order to get the muscles to open the bag.
    However, it seems that the puppet disguise doesn't work perfectly, and just postpones the return of the genie since it seems that the genie is getting closer and closer. That would explain why he has lived through so many eras, as he has to find a new time to hide in once the genie tracks down where he has hidden. Perhaps by turning other creatures and intimate objects into puppets, it makes it harder to track where The Professor is since he is just one in a sea of animated puppets. Additionally, the songs at the end of the show could be part of or perhaps attempts at a spell that can take him to a new era. That is why he needs them in every show, as he might have to test out or perhaps build up layers of this spell, which each new puppet contributing to their own part of the spell that will help him flee to a new era and evade the dastardly genie. We will just have to see where this goes.

    • @Elizabeth-vz3zc
      @Elizabeth-vz3zc 2 роки тому +2

      AISURU.TOKYO/eunji?💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      UA-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      UA-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @pablopicassbro9705
      @pablopicassbro9705 2 роки тому +216

      that was so in depth, damn

    • @MDaggatt
      @MDaggatt 2 роки тому +96

      @@pablopicassbro9705 I've been thinking about it a lot

    • @cr-m7449
      @cr-m7449 2 роки тому +205

      I thank you for this absolutely magnificent essay on a very important topic. will definitely stay updated to see if your hypothesis will be proven right. keep at it my dude :)

    • @scotthardie5141
      @scotthardie5141 2 роки тому +68

      A bold but awesome thesis, happy graduation

  • @floursack8567
    @floursack8567 2 роки тому +3611

    ryan is currently in his joker arc. he made a joker reference. IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER!!!

    • @agnez______9956
      @agnez______9956 2 роки тому +2

      AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ 💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      UA-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      UA-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @elnidodelfenix8200
      @elnidodelfenix8200 2 роки тому +37

      ryan right now: i'm a lot like joker. from the movie, joker

    • @shortandfat5916
      @shortandfat5916 2 роки тому +16

      We all know that he is hiding his true rage

    • @sillygooooseee
      @sillygooooseee 2 роки тому +2

      bet he's reading this right now at like 3 am just smiling
      menacingly
      this man is at his breaking point, I know it

  • @corv1d770
    @corv1d770 2 роки тому +1107

    The more I watch puppet history the more I feel Jim Henson himself would have been into this- Shane is killing it with creativity in this show

    • @riakaty1979
      @riakaty1979 2 роки тому +90

      I was thinking the exact same thing! Puppet history is basically the modern day version of the muppets, plus it seems closer to the adult humour that Jim originally intended for the muppets to have.

    • @johnburnside7828
      @johnburnside7828 2 роки тому +26

      Shane's voice is disturbingly similar to Jim's.

  • @darvspeaks3385
    @darvspeaks3385 2 роки тому +345

    Jermaine greeting the devil like an old friend is so funny to me
    Jermaine: Hey whose hand is this?
    Professor: The Devil.
    Jermaine: Hey Dev!
    i cant--

  • @wolfiegamble847
    @wolfiegamble847 2 роки тому +3261

    I love how jermaine is absolutley losing his shit over the “they’re still warm” and the “butt beans” comment but Ryan is just not at all phased by it bc he’s used to Shane’s bullshit lmaooo

    • @andrewovery6458
      @andrewovery6458 2 роки тому +71

      who's shane?

    • @slipperyjim1497
      @slipperyjim1497 2 роки тому +33

      I was surprised that they didn't mention that the final prize for the winner is really the Professor's poop in a trophy.

    • @wolfiegamble847
      @wolfiegamble847 2 роки тому +6

      @@slipperyjim1497 ikr? Seemed like a perfect opportunity to make a joke lol

    • @baseddrugdealer5086
      @baseddrugdealer5086 2 роки тому +8

      @@andrewovery6458 Shane is the voice behind The Professor. Ryan is used to his bullshit because they used to host the show “Buzzfeed Unsolved/Supernatural” (the only good thing buzzfeed had) together. Shane just joked and fucked about 90% of the time.

    • @andrewovery6458
      @andrewovery6458 2 роки тому +41

      @@baseddrugdealer5086 I don't see shane in the show, I just see an anthropomorphic puppet teaching us history. There's only 2 humans on screen

  • @JohnnyFiction
    @JohnnyFiction 2 роки тому +1881

    My favorite part was when Jermaine gave the Professor a little scratchy-watchy under the chin

  • @sweetlorikeet
    @sweetlorikeet 2 роки тому +580

    Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, who wrote about Turkish ingrafting to gain immunity, had lost her only brother to smallpox, and she herself previously nearly died of smallpox and was left badly scarred. Seeing this practice as a chance to save her own children from the pox, she had them ingrafted to protect them! Her son in Turkey and her daughter back home. She was already extremely popular and influential in several European courts and she became and inoculation advocate. She convinced several members of royalty to pursue the process and hugely advanced it's popularity across Europe. Extremely cool!

    • @eithnemelee2997
      @eithnemelee2997 Рік тому +28

      This is especially cool when you consider that the inventors of one of the major covid vaccines were a Turkish couple

    • @kellychuang8373
      @kellychuang8373 10 місяців тому

      That's also interesting to know and also the Professor is right about getting doomed either way considering the troops were in the middle of a war and the time period really couldn't get them all and the delivery of the stuff to fight it well it's not like our times that's for sure along with trying to get the word out it's not instant that's for sure.

  • @heromedley
    @heromedley 2 роки тому +302

    thank you for not censoring your show. the swearing genuinely make things funnier and more entertaining. just dont watch in front of your kids.

    • @meganashlea
      @meganashlea Рік тому +9

      *looks over a shoulder to kid in room* 😶 😂 I told him to ignore the language, there’s some good lessons here 🙃 he’s only 1/2 listening while he’s doing his thing

    • @lizzyrank5405
      @lizzyrank5405 Рік тому +15

      Exactly. Kids will always hear something they aren't supposed to. It's up to the parents to teach them right and wrong, not shame them for learning it.

  • @livvvvc
    @livvvvc 2 роки тому +3321

    Jermaine was baked as hell you can’t convince me otherwise

    • @samsizer2919
      @samsizer2919 2 роки тому +187

      Oh absolutely

    • @aquaaack422
      @aquaaack422 2 роки тому +72

      Totally!

    • @ivyrose1276
      @ivyrose1276 2 роки тому +161

      literally my first thought while watching lmaoo

    • @Victoria_Fama
      @Victoria_Fama 2 роки тому +132

      Recently I think Ryan is too

    • @erieboi5748
      @erieboi5748 2 роки тому +77

      I was literally looking for this comment😂😂

  • @LilBabyAlien
    @LilBabyAlien 2 роки тому +2254

    Damn they really weren’t lying when they said “history repeats itself.”

    • @mimipastry
      @mimipastry 2 роки тому +13

      Several times over it seems

    • @kitsunekun2345
      @kitsunekun2345 2 роки тому +36

      I always heard "History may not repeat itself but it sure does rhyme"

    • @thax321
      @thax321 2 роки тому +1

      Duhh..

    • @JosephDavies
      @JosephDavies 2 роки тому

      Not lying at all.

    • @paperdirtbag1758
      @paperdirtbag1758 2 роки тому +1

      i was your 2,100th like on this comment and nothing more exciting has ever happened to me

  • @liamhall1744
    @liamhall1744 Рік тому +154

    Jermaine Fowler is tied with my favorite guest, along with Katie. The pure, unadulterated joy he has, mixed with his willingness to go along with how crazy shit gets or go along with the bit is just amazing.

  • @dizzyella8204
    @dizzyella8204 2 роки тому +276

    Im always scared The Professor is gonna bite the hand of whoevers taking jellybeans from his satchel 😂😂😂

  • @churro_gonzalez
    @churro_gonzalez 2 роки тому +2748

    Jermaine: “Hey, who’s hand is this?”
    The Professor: “It’s the devil!”
    Jermaine: “Hey Dev!” 😀 38:04

    • @ysabela5605
      @ysabela5605 2 роки тому

      AISURU.TOKYO/eunji?💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      UA-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      UA-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @MyAmbianceLiveNow
      @MyAmbianceLiveNow 2 роки тому +47

      That shit was so hilarious 🤌🏽 lmao him caressing the hand while saying it and then Shane having the professor look at his own hand during the response 🤣

    • @sunsun5005
      @sunsun5005 2 роки тому +11

      Hi I’m Satan but my friends call me Dev 👋

    • @Fanney47
      @Fanney47 2 роки тому +2

      Lol yeah! 🤣🙈

    • @lovelylimbo3484
      @lovelylimbo3484 2 роки тому +3

      Lol bc Shane's a demon

  • @larissachapa2287
    @larissachapa2287 2 роки тому +3036

    The Professor is a sucker for Ryan’s big arms confirmed.

  • @ArcherOwl
    @ArcherOwl 2 роки тому +321

    After the season 4 finale, I thought it would be fun to go back through the other videos and find out the real scores in each to see if Ryan actually won any. This will be focused on the points won during the questions only, not the extra points the professor gives out willy-nilly.
    Actual Score: Ryan had 2 points and Jermaine had 6. The guest won fairly.

    • @samalvarez8776
      @samalvarez8776 Рік тому +8

      So out of curiosity, how many trophies should Ryan have won? Have you finished your research?

    • @ArcherOwl
      @ArcherOwl Рік тому +66

      @@samalvarez8776 I have finished my research, and actually think you for asking because after going through the videos again, I realized I forgot to count the molasses video. So far, Ryan should have won 6 trophies: Dancing Plage, Disastrous 1904 Olympics, St. Nicolas, Ziryab, Affair of Poisons, and England's Fastest Surgeon.

    • @ashlink4772
      @ashlink4772 11 місяців тому +2

      ⁠@@ArcherOwlthank you for your research!

  • @enkim8433
    @enkim8433 2 роки тому +230

    "Onesimus, a man enslaved to [name]" - I never knew the right way to phrase this kind of thing before, thank you for educating us in more than just history, Professor!

  • @Megan97
    @Megan97 2 роки тому +1932

    "Give us prayers daddy" is not a sentence I expected to hear in this show.

    • @cakegamer3648
      @cakegamer3648 2 роки тому +10

      @@ikhaa7638 stop it

    • @Queen-ql6pq
      @Queen-ql6pq 2 роки тому +9

      @@ikhaa7638 decompose immediately 😍😍

  • @kaitlnwhite6809
    @kaitlnwhite6809 2 роки тому +1757

    I’m fairly certain Ryan is possessed by Ricky Goldsworth or has made a deal with The Genie after losing one too many times.

    • @ipshitakanungo3025
      @ipshitakanungo3025 2 роки тому +37

      Ikr! That's what i said last week.... This is not Ryan this is Ricky Goldworth

    • @rickygoldsworth8394
      @rickygoldsworth8394 2 роки тому +29

      Welllllll if I TOLD you people I was a demon who possessed Ryan I'd have to kill you.
      Wouldn't want that would we.

    • @kaitlnwhite6809
      @kaitlnwhite6809 2 роки тому +15

      @@rickygoldsworth8394 But we already know you’re possessing Ryan and you can’t get all of us

    • @rickygoldsworth8394
      @rickygoldsworth8394 2 роки тому +15

      @@kaitlnwhite6809 bet.

    • @1400Echo
      @1400Echo 2 роки тому +20

      Ok but hear me out. What if its both! Ricky goldsworth made the deal with the genie which gave him more control over ryans body?!?!?

  • @JulianneMcLarney
    @JulianneMcLarney 2 роки тому +99

    Jermaine: "How old are you?"
    The Professor: "How old am I?" *Begins having condensed PTSD flashbacks*

  • @kayscanningacademy
    @kayscanningacademy 2 роки тому +122

    Can we talk about how genuinely and sweetly concerned Jermaine was when Ryan started to "choke"??

  • @cass1115
    @cass1115 2 роки тому +3895

    If Ryan's horrified by the idea of Britain using soldiers who had smallpox as bio warfare, I'm guessing he doesn't know about smallpox blankets.

    • @samthelion3925
      @samthelion3925 2 роки тому +364

      Yo I JUST came here to talk about that. As a native American myself, our people got a LONG history with smallpox.

    • @mutedroar
      @mutedroar 2 роки тому +240

      omg this killed me. Not as bad as the blankets did my ancestors tho

    • @midnightpoetryandchai7620
      @midnightpoetryandchai7620 2 роки тому +94

      I’m sorry the WHAT

    • @Hufflepuff-lg2sw
      @Hufflepuff-lg2sw 2 роки тому +163

      misread Britain as Batman and got real confused

    • @micheal2458
      @micheal2458 2 роки тому +31

      tbf, he doesn't seem to know about a lot of things

  • @shrutin5331
    @shrutin5331 2 роки тому +1854

    Ryan is slowly losing his mind and if he doesn't win soon, he'll go on a rampage.

    • @Lavender11108
      @Lavender11108 2 роки тому +24

      Puppet history might have a new professor

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 2 роки тому +7

      Rampage, you mean extreme rants plus madness

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 2 роки тому +5

      I want to see a throwdown.
      The Japanese Pro wrestling guys can (and have) wrestled inflatable dolls, so it can be done.

    • @hiti6753
      @hiti6753 2 роки тому +2

      Even if he does win, the victory will be bittersweet.

    • @scotthardie5141
      @scotthardie5141 2 роки тому +2

      @@Lavender11108 NOOOOOO

  • @ensa89
    @ensa89 2 роки тому +174

    When The Professor said "Cotton Mather" I immediately screamed "I know that guy. He was involved in the Salem witch trials!" and I think I deserve a jelly bean for that.

  • @Girfan83
    @Girfan83 2 роки тому +132

    I love how Jermaine was more excited about the actual jellybeans than the points at the beginning lol

  • @DATrainedrop
    @DATrainedrop 2 роки тому +1905

    Jermaine’s amusement from the satchel jellybeans never fails to make me smile.
    It’s always the small things that make me laugh lol

    • @erika8349
      @erika8349 2 роки тому +19

      I was laughing so hard! 😂 I thought he had tears in his eyes lol It was is adorable! 😭

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister 2 роки тому +10

      Same thing. I love how happy it makes him

    • @ellisbuker6191
      @ellisbuker6191 Рік тому +2

      @@erika8349 the reason it looked like he had tears in his eyes was because that man was absolutely baked in this episode lmao

  • @ericasilberschmidt9570
    @ericasilberschmidt9570 2 роки тому +1540

    can yall make a shirt that says "Puppet History: Where the details are a little fuzzy" because I NEED IT

    • @seanafrew1642
      @seanafrew1642 2 роки тому +75

      And the word "fuzzy" should actually be fuzzy!

    • @Elizabeth-vz3zc
      @Elizabeth-vz3zc 2 роки тому

      AISURU.TOKYO/eunji?💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      UA-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      UA-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @kendelllyssy6087
      @kendelllyssy6087 2 роки тому +1

      ^^

    • @dumpthecherries
      @dumpthecherries 2 роки тому +1

      Brilliant!! Would purchase.

    • @ChaoticHoly
      @ChaoticHoly 2 роки тому +8

      I want this as a ball cap, a shirt (long & short sleeve), a purse, and as my very own fuzzy-soft Professor Plushie - jelly bean pooper for extra smiles.

  • @shntltylr8758
    @shntltylr8758 2 роки тому +82

    Jermaine not even missing a beat when he hears the hand is the devil's to say "Hey, Dev" was so funny

  • @phantomtrekkie9
    @phantomtrekkie9 Рік тому +40

    OMG I just now noticed the genie on the right side of the screen when that cute little scamp Satan pops in! Damn I love how thorough Shane is!

    • @keira0jade
      @keira0jade Рік тому +4

      OMG your comment made me notice it! That’s so wicked !!

  • @i_am_legrande
    @i_am_legrande 2 роки тому +990

    As a History major I can confirm that the profesor is a valid primary source that should be taken seriously.

    • @thicc9702
      @thicc9702 2 роки тому +29

      😂 a primary source so true

    • @gretablackwell495
      @gretablackwell495 2 роки тому +8

      Fellow history major, can confirm

    • @pokemonster31
      @pokemonster31 2 роки тому +9

      Fellow History Major, i can also confirm

    • @Elizabeth-vz3zc
      @Elizabeth-vz3zc 2 роки тому

      AISURU.TOKYO/eunji?💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      UA-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      UA-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @That-Comrade555
      @That-Comrade555 2 роки тому +3

      best history class in my case

  • @bellesmith8925
    @bellesmith8925 2 роки тому +839

    “They cold brewed the Boston Harbor.” I literally cackled at work on my lunch break while watching this.

  • @freyawesterback7579
    @freyawesterback7579 Рік тому +27

    I wrote my master's thesis in history this year and I actually found my topic through this episode. I wrote a comparative analysis of Lady Mary's descriptions of the women she met in the Ottoman Empire and in Europe in her letters. I actually got a high grade for it! Then, during my thesis defence, I got the dreaded question; how did I come up with my topic? I had to say a youtube documentary because I didn't feel like trying to explain the chaotic glory that is Puppet History to my professors. Anyway, thank you for essentially giving me my MA thesis topic!

  • @shainaleventhal4130
    @shainaleventhal4130 2 роки тому +80

    Jermaine was so high and I loved every second of it 😂😂 keep bringing him back for more episodes!!

    • @MilfLvr420
      @MilfLvr420 9 місяців тому +6

      Was looking for this cuz he was GONE 😭

    • @staytuned2L337
      @staytuned2L337 8 місяців тому +1

      I took the time to scroll for this 😂❤

  • @media_crone
    @media_crone 2 роки тому +722

    "after last week's devastating loss, I went on a thirty day meditative retreat" ryan is getting back at the professor by also not being able to count

  • @floursack8567
    @floursack8567 2 роки тому +704

    things puppet history has taught me today:
    - the history of america v.s. smallpox
    - 30-day retreats change a man

    • @HeyMJ.
      @HeyMJ. 2 роки тому +24

      Especially a 30d retreat taken in seven.
      🌬 Pure bliss…

    • @floursack8567
      @floursack8567 2 роки тому +13

      @@HeyMJ. rule number 1 of puppet history: character development and friendships > math and logic

    • @agnez______9956
      @agnez______9956 2 роки тому

      AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ 💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      UA-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      UA-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @imweird2983
      @imweird2983 2 роки тому +7

      Also apparently the Professor has no digestive system

    • @Elizabeth-vz3zc
      @Elizabeth-vz3zc 2 роки тому

      AISURU.TOKYO/eunji?💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      UA-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      UA-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @historycat8152
    @historycat8152 2 роки тому +80

    Ricky doesn’t like how nice ryan is being, so he’s slowly taking over.

  • @maggiecunningham8952
    @maggiecunningham8952 2 роки тому +217

    the way the professor quacks and ribbits when he opens his mouth just a lil is so freaking adorable! also get vaccinated. if 18th century milk maids can avoid dying from a viral illness, then so can you

  • @JessrassicSnark
    @JessrassicSnark 2 роки тому +767

    History correction: no witches were BURNED in Salem! They were hanged, except for Giles Corey, who was pressed to death.

    • @oiseau_
      @oiseau_ 2 роки тому +131

      i mean, the details ARE a little fuzzy 😂

    • @kuroinokitsune
      @kuroinokitsune 2 роки тому +43

      There is also may be accent on witches. Because there were no witches, they were just womans (mostly, in some witches hunts were some mans) that community didn't like.

    • @owensedwin
      @owensedwin 2 роки тому +36

      And Giles wasn't even labeled a witch, he was just protesting the madness.

    • @WiseSageBum
      @WiseSageBum 2 роки тому +32

      @@owensedwin Actually, he was pressed to death for not saying if he was a witch or not. Corey refused to say anything because he thought they were insane, plus they accused his wife of being a witch, so they killed him.

    • @justsomenuts
      @justsomenuts 2 роки тому +25

      @@WiseSageBum The only thing he ever said was "more weight."

  • @joshuaperz2167
    @joshuaperz2167 2 роки тому +1752

    Did no one else notice that Satan was talking to someone at the beginning of his segment and told him he'd better get out of here before he started talking to the professor? Whoever it was was GLOWING BLUE! IT WAS THE GENIE! Maybe that means he's Satan's minion and is going to appear in the final episode.

    • @takeagalbythehand
      @takeagalbythehand 2 роки тому +58

      Omg thank you for pointing that out, I didn't see it!

    • @evie2545
      @evie2545 2 роки тому +34

      Wait stoppppp, that would be so good

    • @shieldmaiden8128
      @shieldmaiden8128 2 роки тому +11

      Yessssssss

    • @zeft2817
      @zeft2817 2 роки тому +11

      Good catch oml

    • @meghan7474
      @meghan7474 2 роки тому +18

      Guys we aren’t doing lore this season, give it up

  • @Vers16
    @Vers16 Рік тому +45

    Shane is low key one of the most talented and creative content creators ever.

  • @rebeccaseymour5551
    @rebeccaseymour5551 Рік тому +11

    Jermaine tickling the professor's little chin is a moment that lives rent free in my head and always will

  • @lrose1310
    @lrose1310 2 роки тому +485

    "They cold brewed the Boston harbor"
    I've been angry laughing about this for like 3 minutes

    • @1bendykat
      @1bendykat 2 роки тому +18

      It's even worse when you consider during that time tea was sold in card-shaped tea cakes. You'd shave off a tiny corner to create a whole pot of tea. So basically, during the Boston Tea Party, colonists poured in like three to five years of tea. In today's money it was worth about a million dollars.

    • @beeaggro2593
      @beeaggro2593 2 роки тому +5

      considering the molasses now in there too...
      but this channel has given me so many jokes to use in teaching.

  • @eorsjr
    @eorsjr 2 роки тому +430

    The Professor crying due to his students not being happy made me so emotional. I just wanted to hug our small blue friend.

    • @koro-is-caffeinated
      @koro-is-caffeinated 2 роки тому +6

      I made my own Professor puppet identical to the one seen and it was for exactly this purpose. Worth it.

  • @ProneToOverThinking
    @ProneToOverThinking 2 роки тому +86

    Can I just say that Jermaine is a freaking delightful guest & I would be happy to see him again and again!! (Of course with much love to all the other guests as well! They're all so wonderful)

  • @jessicawanyan187
    @jessicawanyan187 2 роки тому +44

    9:17 Ironically I think the breast milk thing might also do something, cause I'm pretty sure babies get some antibodies from the mother through breast milk. If it does work (not sure if it does) it wouldn't give you life long immunity though, just passive immunity

  • @Nadia-dn3xw
    @Nadia-dn3xw 2 роки тому +409

    Jermaine’s genuine concern over Ryan’s fake choking was just so innocent and pure

    • @kamilucredic
      @kamilucredic 2 роки тому +5

      Jermaine's been the very definition of a cinnamon roll on Puppet History.

  • @sophiahardy8177
    @sophiahardy8177 2 роки тому +546

    So in this universe, Satan looks exactly like you'd expect him to look, but God is an eldritch Bloodborne boss

    • @scotthardie5141
      @scotthardie5141 2 роки тому +34

      When you perfect a look, you stick with it.

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 2 роки тому +22

      He's god, okay!?

    • @kingoftheostrogoths
      @kingoftheostrogoths 2 роки тому +16

      @@sarafontanini7051 He’s got something to say!

    • @arkangyal8024
      @arkangyal8024 2 роки тому +18

      @@kingoftheostrogoths those dummies dancing half to death, that wasn't him, no way!

    • @munginosal2135
      @munginosal2135 2 роки тому +16

      @@arkangyal8024 He made the stars and moon and sun and also he made everyone!

  • @Heva1987
    @Heva1987 2 роки тому +28

    The last person to die from small pox was in 1978 and she was a medical photographer at a university and was exposed to the vial. In 2004 some small pox scabs were found in a civil war book and where sent to CDC where they got studied and in 2014 there were 6 sealed vial of smallpox found in a cold storage and again were sent to CDC for study and 2 were viable and the cultured them for study on the dead virus, however they were then also destroyed. Only place to found sample now is in Russia.

  • @3lttlbrds
    @3lttlbrds 2 роки тому +40

    Jermaine always seems so genuinely interested and excited😊😊😊 he and Kate are my favorite guests❤️

  • @Spider_lily021
    @Spider_lily021 2 роки тому +1734

    Ryan’s optimism makes me think the professor has black mailed him into playing along 🤔 I’ve never seen anyone love C-sea dogs that much

    • @slipperyjim1497
      @slipperyjim1497 2 роки тому +54

      Ryan is trying to kill the Professor with love.

    • @ashleyslaughter8658
      @ashleyslaughter8658 2 роки тому +26

      Ryan was possessed by the genie

    • @zeusingame
      @zeusingame 2 роки тому +17

      he just has a gun to his head behind the chair

    • @i_are_gm122
      @i_are_gm122 2 роки тому +4

      He's just going mad

    • @RoMMMIca
      @RoMMMIca 2 роки тому +4

      Well… now we know why he was optimistic 🥲

  • @emmap4992
    @emmap4992 2 роки тому +638

    And the psychological destruction of one Ryan Steven Bergara continues

    • @agnez______9956
      @agnez______9956 2 роки тому

      AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ 💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      UA-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      UA-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @louisebrownie9160
    @louisebrownie9160 Рік тому +36

    I kinda want the professor to replace the tasty jellybeans to the bean boozled ones

    • @CallmeA_B
      @CallmeA_B Рік тому

      I'm watching these at random, and I said the whole time I wished that when Ryan finally got the trophy, it would be filled with those 🏆👏😄

  • @gabrielsandstrom1899
    @gabrielsandstrom1899 2 роки тому +33

    Ryan’s look of bewilderment at the start of the song and his valiant attempt to power through it was pure comedy!

  • @kathrynbeauvais2047
    @kathrynbeauvais2047 2 роки тому +588

    I live for the professor giving himself an existential crisis within the first three minutes

    • @agnez______9956
      @agnez______9956 2 роки тому

      AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ 💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      UA-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      UA-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @acadaemian
    @acadaemian 2 роки тому +300

    Jermaine: my guesstimate was that the major had an 88%-
    Professor: ⛄⛄!!! 🥺💖🥺💓🥺💖🥺

    • @agnez______9956
      @agnez______9956 2 роки тому

      AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ 💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      UA-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      UA-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @PartnershipsForYou
      @PartnershipsForYou 2 роки тому +1

      @@agnez______9956 what

  • @pacifistcowboy
    @pacifistcowboy Рік тому +14

    jermaine's pure joy is so radiant and contagious, it made this my favourite episode of puppet history

  • @ameliaottenwalder2343
    @ameliaottenwalder2343 2 роки тому +38

    I love how much both Jermaine and Kate love this show ❤️

  • @m1l2000
    @m1l2000 2 роки тому +622

    the professor: "oh my god, please get vaccinated if you can, it's bonkers that a puppet has to tell you this!"
    literally tho lmao, please get the vaccine

    • @CaitlinNHayes
      @CaitlinNHayes 2 роки тому +61

      @@xblade11230 You do realize the influenza shots that are put out every year are what they think the main strain of the flu of the season is going to hit that year right? They have also been very open and vocal about not always getting the correct strain for that season. Most of all vaccines are not scams. It's a shame that most people are really ignoring common sense and basic science. 😩

    • @xblade11230
      @xblade11230 2 роки тому +7

      @@CaitlinNHayes Many scientists are against the flu shot BTW,
      Many scientists support just using natural immunity
      Pretty much everyone who studies this stuff agrees that your immune system doesn't have INFINITE memory

    • @CaitlinNHayes
      @CaitlinNHayes 2 роки тому +55

      @@xblade11230 You do realize that without vaccines in the first place natural immunity wouldn't have worked in the way you think.
      Vaccines were responsible for helping to greatly curb or basically eradicate such things like; polio, smallpox, rubella, measles, chicken pox, tetanus, pertussis, mumps, diphtheria, rpv, and so many more. To say that vaccines do nothing and are a scam is totally untrue & complete misinformation.
      It's incredibly dangerous to spread misinformation like this, especially at times like this.

    • @Simon39759
      @Simon39759 2 роки тому +43

      @@xblade11230 You are wrong on all points.
      a) You can, obviously vaccinate against Covid. People are getting vaccinated and they are at much lower risk of contracting the disease, if they ever do contract it, it is milder and go away faster.
      b) Influenza is a very different virus from Covid. The viruses most similar to Covid would be other coronaviruses. There are a lot of them. SARS and MERS being prime example.
      c) It is rather irrelevant as most covid vaccines are not based on the virus itself but on specific spike proteins from the virus. So totally different story from the flu.
      d) The flue vaccine is actually more effective than nothing. Definitely not a scam.

    • @razb8888
      @razb8888 2 роки тому +24

      @@xblade11230 i think it's fitting that someone with the name god in their username wants more people to die - just like in the episode!

  • @minellie3068
    @minellie3068 2 роки тому +386

    the professor is just dropping lore left and right like we all aren't aware his soul is just ancient jelly beans that have yet to expire.

    • @noodles.dumplings.kimchi2878
      @noodles.dumplings.kimchi2878 2 роки тому +3

      🤣

    • @agnez______9956
      @agnez______9956 2 роки тому

      AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ 💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      UA-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      UA-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @vivianmangold8800
    @vivianmangold8800 2 роки тому +32

    When the devil said “one of my minions will be at the finale” was he talking about Shane?

  • @user-vs6uh7gc6u
    @user-vs6uh7gc6u Рік тому +3

    The Professors little like vocal stims are so adorable~ the duck squaking and other sounds just bring me so much serotonin

  • @sarahwillacker4135
    @sarahwillacker4135 2 роки тому +524

    “They cold-brewed the Boston Harbor” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard 😭😭😭

  • @greggibbs8840
    @greggibbs8840 2 роки тому +655

    The Professor is an immortal being who's witnessed all these events and is just recounting it to his students

    • @pratahswagohain3521
      @pratahswagohain3521 2 роки тому +24

      He's the watcher in our universe lol

    • @agnez______9956
      @agnez______9956 2 роки тому +1

      AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ 💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      UA-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      UA-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @tam_pow2092
      @tam_pow2092 2 роки тому +1

      That's why it's always so accurate.

  • @sarab2762
    @sarab2762 Рік тому +6

    I lost it when Jermaine tickled the professors little chin

  • @annlanzi3590
    @annlanzi3590 2 роки тому +3

    7:35 OMG THATS THE GENIE WHO MIVED OUT OF THE JELLY TELLY. The lore was so well planned out y’all

  • @michaelcollins1358
    @michaelcollins1358 2 роки тому +633

    If they sell mini stuffed versions of the professor we might be able to confuse the genie when he inevitably shows up and keep the professor safe 🥺

    • @chantaldamboise4593
      @chantaldamboise4593 2 роки тому +16

      As soon as I get the right yarn, I’m gonna crochet a Professor plushie 🥺

    • @laurenscott9783
      @laurenscott9783 2 роки тому +6

      PLS WATCHER MAKE ONE

    • @morgank.6113
      @morgank.6113 Рік тому +10

      I have great news, they just released one! : D

    • @KittenLove536
      @KittenLove536 Рік тому +11

      *insert "good news everyone" meme here*

  • @bryonyon4452
    @bryonyon4452 2 роки тому +398

    The way the soldiers legs were moving in the animated sections has me dead

    • @sam5miy
      @sam5miy 2 роки тому +1

      Yessss

    • @sydneybeck4660
      @sydneybeck4660 2 роки тому +7

      They walked like marionettes. Alluding to the shows theme of puppets?? Hmmm...🤔

    • @sam5miy
      @sam5miy 2 роки тому +5

      @@sydneybeck4660 holy crap I didn't even think of that... These boys deserve whatever award big-time creators get. They have such deep storylines and Easter eggs, for UA-cam

  • @vanessaajohn
    @vanessaajohn 2 роки тому +37

    Jermaine is HILARIOUS like his dead pan is so good

  • @AlphabetSoup3000
    @AlphabetSoup3000 Рік тому +31

    Learning about this horrifying disease might be a lot easier if I could stop giggle-snorting over the conversation about how the Professor eats his own poop.

  • @adv4287
    @adv4287 2 роки тому +405

    11:08 “Ezekiel 10 12” which is “Their entire bodies, including their backs, hands, wings, and the wheels that the four of them had, were full of eyes all around.” thanks for that one ryan all hail the watcher

  • @k.g.donathan6271
    @k.g.donathan6271 2 роки тому +246

    Professor: "A perfect country."
    Jermaine: "Look at us now, huh!"
    Professor: "Yeah, we're really nailing it."
    Ryan: "We've learned so much."
    Professor: "Ugh."

  • @misaelcampos6294
    @misaelcampos6294 2 роки тому +24

    Ryan is so chill this season that he was able to fit in a 30 day retreat into one week.

  • @maribethmorgan7886
    @maribethmorgan7886 2 роки тому +10

    Every time I get really stressed or sad-I watch either the dancing plague or this video and the genuine delight and laughter from Jermaine every time he opens that precious satchel just makes my day

  • @mingiwoo
    @mingiwoo 2 роки тому +523

    How is no one in the comments talking about Jermaine?? He’s the FUNNIEST guest ever!

    • @emilybarclay8831
      @emilybarclay8831 2 роки тому +58

      He’s my second favourite after Kate who just meshes so well with the show

    • @coronis
      @coronis 2 роки тому +15

      he's delightful!

    • @hollyrobbins6820
      @hollyrobbins6820 2 роки тому +16

      He's such a sweetie

    • @greifstricken
      @greifstricken 2 роки тому +8

      I was so happy when they showed him back in the trailer!!

    • @Joyful_Jo_
      @Joyful_Jo_ 2 роки тому +1

      Agree he's great :)))

  • @cait5158
    @cait5158 2 роки тому +327

    “i’m a lot like joker… from the movie, joker” - ryan, probably

  • @TC022782
    @TC022782 2 роки тому +13

    34:52 - 35:00 Ryan's confused expression after the Professor kept talking about how cute cows are is hilarious to me.

  • @wolverinex8330
    @wolverinex8330 Рік тому +15

    I honestly fully believe that even if they weren't baked outta their minds in this episode, it is 100% dead on perfect for the both of them lol, I love the chaotic energy in this one

  • @mathddv
    @mathddv 2 роки тому +377

    "Oh Canada, its smells like beavers" I don't know why but that's the funniest thing I've ever heard and no one adressed it yet

    • @slipperyjim1497
      @slipperyjim1497 2 роки тому +15

      As a Canadian I can confirm. It smells like beavers here and I love it.

    • @jules-vp9jt
      @jules-vp9jt 2 роки тому +3

      I was searching for a comment addressing this

    • @vizzy5764
      @vizzy5764 2 роки тому +7

      Its funnier if you're Canadian and you know that "beaver" is slang for "v*gina"

    • @erincurrie1560
      @erincurrie1560 2 роки тому +2

      @@vizzy5764 is that slang only here lol? I thought that was international

  • @StonedHunter
    @StonedHunter 2 роки тому +714

    Holy shit am I early. Also the fact that the DEVIL HIMSELF does not wanna go to this party we keep hearing about is making me very nervous for the season finale.

    • @will1318
      @will1318 2 роки тому +56

      I think the finale will be about the Loudun possessions. The last item on the Prof's semester list (seen at the end of Emu War) looks like it says 'Loudun' and a quick search brings up a town in France that had a bunch of nuns claiming to be possessed by demons/the devil.

    • @gretablackwell495
      @gretablackwell495 2 роки тому +12

      s4slsmith
      DEMON PARTY!!!
      (or perhaps.... genie party?)

    • @Elizabeth-vz3zc
      @Elizabeth-vz3zc 2 роки тому

      AISURU.TOKYO/eunji?💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      UA-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      UA-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @anufoalan
      @anufoalan 2 роки тому +7

      @@will1318 I was going to possibly say the “party” where they murdered Rasputin, but that also makes sense

    • @scotthardie5141
      @scotthardie5141 2 роки тому +7

      The fact the Devil doesn't want to go makes me think the music at the party will suck

  • @karonrobinson7707
    @karonrobinson7707 2 роки тому +56

    Ok so I kinda knew this part of history before and I just want to say thank you for including Onesimus his part in the war against smallpox was not that well know due to him being a slave. Thank for telling more people about him. 😊

  • @lovelightstarboy
    @lovelightstarboy Рік тому +10

    Jermaine’s vibe and laughter makes this all so much better, his laugh is fr contagious

  • @snowpetalss
    @snowpetalss 2 роки тому +207

    jermaine wrote “10” on his whiteboard after the song 🥺 he’s so good

  • @arson5385
    @arson5385 2 роки тому +169

    Professor: Who did you support in the revolutionary war?
    Ryan: I don't wanna discuss politics
    Jermaine: *I don't know if I was allowed*

    • @scragcowski
      @scragcowski 2 роки тому +7

      yeah why did everyone just brush past that i was dying lmao

    • @intofinnair
      @intofinnair 2 роки тому +19

      jermaine said 'alive' though

  • @malign3158
    @malign3158 2 роки тому +18

    Jermaine is my favorite guest on the show, he’s got such a good sense of humor and his laugh is contagious