The Bloody Revenge of Saint Olga of Kiev • Puppet History

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  • @watcher
    @watcher  3 роки тому +924

    Go to nordvpn.com/watcher to get a 2-year plan plus FOUR (4) additional months with a huge discount! Code: WATCHER

    • @amandasnider2644
      @amandasnider2644 3 роки тому +12

      As a modern day Christian I can concur that God had nothing to do with a lot of the historical "Christians" back in the day...and a lot of so called Christians in present day frankly... sigh. Problem is that history is full of humans and humans are consistently inconsistent and generally sucky.

    • @rccmalcolm9780
      @rccmalcolm9780 3 роки тому +6

      We are so proud of you guys!

    • @Calebs.bowling
      @Calebs.bowling 3 роки тому +4

      I’ve been watching for another episode

    • @chasegoodwin345
      @chasegoodwin345 3 роки тому +8

      This show is LEGENDARY. I've personally rewatched episodes several times to introduce it to friends. Keep it up boiiiiiis

    • @chasegoodwin345
      @chasegoodwin345 3 роки тому +4

      if The Professor does the pantless, I think it's only fair for Ryan to do the show shirtless #FreetheNips

  • @LL-ht2dd
    @LL-ht2dd 3 роки тому +7993

    For anyone wondering, Olga is the saint of widows and converts

  • @kattastic9999
    @kattastic9999 3 роки тому +4679

    In summation: you've heard of slavs and fins and vikings but before this lesson you never heard of drevlians, and Olga is why

    • @EB-yx4fn
      @EB-yx4fn 3 роки тому +235

      aint no more drevlians for anyone to hear about after she got done with them 😔

    • @randomgrmlin
      @randomgrmlin 3 роки тому +6

      *finns

    • @KoltiraMemeweaver
      @KoltiraMemeweaver 3 роки тому +97

      True. I have heard Olga's story before this episode, but I've never heard of 'Drevlians' before learning about Olga. RIP to them I guess?

    • @andshescallingacab4346
      @andshescallingacab4346 3 роки тому +89

      we did learn about them but then again i’m russian and it’s part of our history🤔 maybe it’s more about what your country considers “important” to learn, like i don’t know 99% of african native tribes’ history and that sucks

    • @XSniper74184
      @XSniper74184 3 роки тому +3

      @@randomgrmlin I love the auto translation of this.

  • @Clampityclampclamp
    @Clampityclampclamp 3 роки тому +12787

    Love how Olga made her 10 year old son declare war like "Ok kiddo take this spear, throw it the best you can like the soldiers do, and you can get McDonalds"

    • @Dexfan1995
      @Dexfan1995 3 роки тому +1172

      And then after he did it smiled and said to her son something along the lines of "You're doing great, sweetie!" XD

    • @Clampityclampclamp
      @Clampityclampclamp 3 роки тому +693

      @@Dexfan1995 "You're just like your father :,)"

    • @arthuryong4968
      @arthuryong4968 3 роки тому +208

      @@Clampityclampclamp "Now, rush b cyka, son!"

    • @TheShadowangel95
      @TheShadowangel95 3 роки тому +75

      @@Clampityclampclamp I DIDNT NEED TEARS TODAY 😭🤧

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 3 роки тому +254

      slavic and scandinavian history is rife with badass women hahah, especially more pre christianization before they got slapped with oppressive roles, women had land owning rights, positions in society & there were goddesses before that haha.
      also with the first question i was like, did they never hear of the Varangian guard?? The Vikings made it down to Constantinople and they were like holy shit these guys are badass, we'll hire them as the royal guard haha

  • @nekkidnora
    @nekkidnora 3 роки тому +8726

    Honestly, if someone killed my husband and immediately turned around and asked me to marry him with no fucking shame? Absolute massacre. Absolute. Massacre.

    • @charityquill4965
      @charityquill4965 3 роки тому +881

      Olga was ruthless but it was kinda on them for pulling that stunt and trying to act like nothing happened 💀

    • @CoRLex-jh5vx
      @CoRLex-jh5vx 3 роки тому +263

      Honestly? Depends on the husband.

    • @ren342
      @ren342 3 роки тому +187

      @@CoRLex-jh5vx I agree like what if my husband was shit and the murderer was the one I truly loved and they murdered my husband to protect me

    • @Druzica18
      @Druzica18 3 роки тому +129

      Both Olga and Kissin' Kate Barlow agree

    • @charityquill4965
      @charityquill4965 3 роки тому +57

      @@Druzica18 ah, I see you're a man of culture

  • @stepharoth
    @stepharoth 3 роки тому +5896

    "You split my husband apart like a string cheese" is possibly the funniest line of the season and I feel like it's been severely underrated.

    • @cbjgirl23
      @cbjgirl23 2 роки тому +72

      cannot forget the line of the song where her husband got split apart at the ta1nt

    • @gachakitten689
      @gachakitten689 2 роки тому +6

      Agreed

    • @fricketyfracktraintrack
      @fricketyfracktraintrack Рік тому +5

      I agree it cracks me up every time

    • @mariavarela713
      @mariavarela713 Рік тому +2

      that line just reminds me of the new Doctor Strange movie when Wanda just obliterated Reed Richards

    • @IronWangCreates
      @IronWangCreates Рік тому +17

      you SPLIT igor? you split his body like the string cheese? oh! oh!

  • @laurarosewhitehead2460
    @laurarosewhitehead2460 3 роки тому +8212

    I feel like it can never be said enough, props to the animators who bring the professor's stories alive in such a fun, unique, and entertaining way

    • @chasegoodwin345
      @chasegoodwin345 3 роки тому +180

      The combination of the live set, puppets and video effects is flawless

    • @mattpassos5689
      @mattpassos5689 3 роки тому +91

      @@chasegoodwin345 I can’t imagine when Shane pitched this idea he knew it would be so perfect. These guys have evolved so much from the unsolved stuff

    • @samtdec
      @samtdec 3 роки тому +81

      Animators...? I don’t know if it’s news to you, but it’s all real genie magic..

    • @chasegoodwin345
      @chasegoodwin345 3 роки тому +19

      @@samtdec lol so true. It truly feels like we're watching magic happen as the show weaves it all together (including the absurdist professor/genie side stories!) Not to mention topping each episode off with a broadway-level musical number. It's so beautifully done

    • @alexismcdonell2192
      @alexismcdonell2192 3 роки тому +1

      Pinning these comments is as gratuitous as the professor's compliments to the musical guests

  • @Katie-md7mh
    @Katie-md7mh 3 роки тому +3762

    The glitches in the jelly Telly is genuinely terrifying. Also the moment Ryan snaps is the moment I want to see

    • @SurrealSurrender
      @SurrealSurrender 3 роки тому +64

      WHAT ARE THE GLITCHES?!? I think I might start screen recording them and playing them back to back. I’m so curious…..

    • @honningbie2724
      @honningbie2724 3 роки тому +91

      @@SurrealSurrender the last one said something about the genie becoming Ryan and not to trust him, idk this one

    • @qdee6250
      @qdee6250 3 роки тому +113

      Molasses horse, the snowman said is in hell. He seems to be trying to send warnings... i think he said something about 'the red one' this time...🤔 Is the devil puppet red? Very curious! You might have to go back to the beginning of the season to see if you can figure it out. There are some theories out there!!

    • @adriatic.vineyards
      @adriatic.vineyards 3 роки тому +62

      It's very Don't Hug Me I'm Scared lmao

    • @elenamorales1326
      @elenamorales1326 3 роки тому +30

      In the beginning it said "I don't know what there doing". I think.

  • @doop5425
    @doop5425 3 роки тому +7266

    Ryan is radiating a terrifying amount of malice in this season.

    • @thinkingboutlifeatalltimes4770
      @thinkingboutlifeatalltimes4770 3 роки тому +173

      I was just about to say that he seems a lot more heartless in the season and I mean that in a good way as to say he’s playing the character so well

    • @Tmanowns
      @Tmanowns 3 роки тому +213

      What are you talking about? He's nothing but happy, and friendly, and kind to the Professor! He even does the arf arf arf for the C Dogs bit!

    • @kingcockroach.
      @kingcockroach. 3 роки тому +50

      @@Tmanowns that makes it more......sus 😅😅

    • @wurmturm
      @wurmturm 3 роки тому +40

      yeah, it's the false cordiality that's getting me

    • @chasegoodwin345
      @chasegoodwin345 3 роки тому +40

      the shane/ryan chemistry radiates across species

  • @elliottmcleandeboer
    @elliottmcleandeboer 3 роки тому +4880

    The godfather loophole has to be one of the funniest moments in history, that’s so good

    • @charityquill4965
      @charityquill4965 3 роки тому +248

      meanwhile the rest of Europe gets hapsburg'd afdskfakjfsadjkl. Olga had the sense to avoid that mess lmao

    • @agatha6999
      @agatha6999 2 роки тому +4

      Literally in royal families claiming "incest" as the reason you dont want to wed someone is the ultimate way of saying "Ew I dont want you" since legit like no royal family member followed that rule with the exception of with their siblings (but the pope for the Catholic church did at one point sanction a marriage between half siblings but the marriage idea was changed thank goodness)

    • @p1nkpills405
      @p1nkpills405 2 роки тому +115

      @@charityquill4965 i’m gonna refer to incest as “getting hapsburg’d” from now on 😭

    • @LadyBeyondTheWall
      @LadyBeyondTheWall 2 роки тому +22

      @@charityquill4965 😂 She only used it as a loophole to not marry, not like they were actually related. Super smart of her though.

    • @williammcnear3462
      @williammcnear3462 2 роки тому +2

      Back on Buzzfeed they had a whole playlist of hilarious parts of history. Pretty funny stuff.

  • @sophistre
    @sophistre 2 роки тому +1695

    I'm REALLY late on this one, but: avenging your family members was a pretty core piece of Viking culture. If somebody killed one of your relatives, you were basically *expected* to retaliate, and pretty often that meant killing people close to the person responsible rather than taking that person out directly. Brutal stuff.

    • @hagamapama
      @hagamapama Рік тому +47

      You could get around that by offering blood money but it sounds like the Drevlians weren't prepared to do that, if they even could.

    • @reginatemporis4465
      @reginatemporis4465 Рік тому +10

      (Fun info; but i feel inclined to tell you that she was of ruthenian not scandinavian descent. As a slav i would like that known even if you do some ppl might be confused by this comment. Thx, have a nice day)

    • @jajajasputin8927
      @jajajasputin8927 7 місяців тому

      ​@@hagamapamaah yes. Were gilt

  • @Tmanowns
    @Tmanowns 3 роки тому +2913

    "Feel free to get creative, cause Lord knows the Drevlians did."
    Oh no.

  • @yyg4632
    @yyg4632 3 роки тому +4993

    She didn't kill the prince, she left him alive to slowly watch everything and everyone he cared about crumble. Perfect revenge.

    • @mikaroni_and_cheez
      @mikaroni_and_cheez 3 роки тому +217

      I want Olga to be my patron saint

    • @arthuryong4968
      @arthuryong4968 3 роки тому +41

      But can she do Slav squat?

    • @Hyxhxie
      @Hyxhxie 3 роки тому +122

      @@mikaroni_and_cheez her feast day is July 11th if you ever want to celebrate it.

    • @markjosephbacho5652
      @markjosephbacho5652 3 роки тому +6

      @@mikaroni_and_cheez Same. What a queen!!

    • @beelieboo
      @beelieboo 2 роки тому +1

      @@Hyxhxie ty 👁👁

  • @StrainCentral
    @StrainCentral 3 роки тому +6356

    Ryan’s ultimate are you scared is just titled: Are you scared of Blue Puppet Professors?

    • @itsapeanut7139
      @itsapeanut7139 3 роки тому +11

      They should do the red baron

    • @sebastianortiz-trejo964
      @sebastianortiz-trejo964 3 роки тому +66

      The blue tiny professor was charming, cute, knowledgeable, and dangerous. He would gather students and feed them knowledge about the world. And Jelly Beans. Stated as a joke. He'd say they were his droppings. But they would make your brain like him more and lure you to him. So when he made the brains fat, with intellect. He would sneak into their homes and eat their brains.

    • @corinnehill9779
      @corinnehill9779 3 роки тому +7

      Holy shit I watched your channel for years and am toking up now after work, cheers man!!

    • @chasegoodwin345
      @chasegoodwin345 3 роки тому +3

      I'd cuddle a scared ryan any day

    • @tony_tv
      @tony_tv 3 роки тому +1

      THE blue puppet professor. He's one and only

  • @The_Asianz
    @The_Asianz 3 роки тому +5692

    "My name is Olga of Kievs. You killed my husband. Prepare to die" what a quote

    • @_FireHeart
      @_FireHeart 3 роки тому +62

      * Kyiv
      #KyivNotKiev

    • @clove2440
      @clove2440 3 роки тому +104

      it's a reference to the princess bride

    • @eloisecannothandlethis
      @eloisecannothandlethis 2 роки тому +9

      DJNSJK YES YES *YESSS*

    • @aleksialab1815
      @aleksialab1815 2 роки тому +1

      Loved that detail . ♥️♥️♥️

    • @rayzas4885
      @rayzas4885 2 роки тому +16

      @@_FireHeart It's been called Kiev for over a thousand years bud

  • @katefresina832
    @katefresina832 3 роки тому +4620

    I love St. Olfga so much. She is legit the definition of Girlboss, Gatekeeper, and Gaslight.

    • @smallandstressed2364
      @smallandstressed2364 3 роки тому +318

      Gaslight referring to the burning city.

    • @eloisecannothandlethis
      @eloisecannothandlethis 2 роки тому +83

      G a s l i g h t 😈

    • @elfodelputoinfierno
      @elfodelputoinfierno 2 роки тому +196

      @@smallandstressed2364 and Gatekeeping to barricating people inside the bath house

    • @Jim87_36
      @Jim87_36 2 роки тому +8

      I always think of BuckCherry's "Hey , you're a crazy bitch..."

    • @thisisfine4093
      @thisisfine4093 2 роки тому +36

      And Girlboss requires zero explanation.

  • @krbthewitch
    @krbthewitch 3 роки тому +3649

    I love that they use the art of Olga as a saint the entire time, even when she does decidedly un-saintly things.

    • @djbatgirl17
      @djbatgirl17 3 роки тому +221

      Just casually holds a cross while performing un-saintly duties 😂

    • @Rurike
      @Rurike 3 роки тому +179

      Idk, seems pretty on par with catholic methods, as was mentions, "shes not the only murdery saint"

    • @compulsiverambler1352
      @compulsiverambler1352 3 роки тому +91

      @@Rurike She's an Orthodox saint, not a Roman Catholic one, but yeah, both have some questionable saints.

    • @markjosephbacho5652
      @markjosephbacho5652 3 роки тому +4

      @@compulsiverambler1352 She's still a Christian

    • @sharonkolodziejczyk6794
      @sharonkolodziejczyk6794 3 роки тому +21

      @@markjosephbacho5652 yes but there's differences between both, even though christianity is shared a lot of Christian religions are very different, the orthodox church probably has different conditions for their saints

  • @ceoofeternaldamnation
    @ceoofeternaldamnation 3 роки тому +2072

    “I feel like most people would be better people if they had someone in control of them”
    okay GENIE-

    • @rapixboy
      @rapixboy 3 роки тому +32

      basically loki's entire ideology

    • @lydiaboll2872
      @lydiaboll2872 4 місяці тому

      Native Americans who had heir finances controlled by white people: Uh-

  • @VlogDoPajamas
    @VlogDoPajamas 3 роки тому +3594

    Of all the puppet history songs this one I laughed the hardest, they keep getting more creative AJDJAKSKAKDKAKDK

    • @chasegoodwin345
      @chasegoodwin345 3 роки тому +7

      agreed, i need them on spotify

    • @lavendarblue360
      @lavendarblue360 3 роки тому +24

      Shane is the Lin Manuel Miranda of UA-cam.

    • @909rasa
      @909rasa 3 роки тому +6

      This one was a banger!

    • @dictmfg
      @dictmfg 3 роки тому +4

      A Stool of Gold...nuffsaid

    • @cptnboo6573
      @cptnboo6573 3 роки тому +3

      It’s a CLOSE second to the molasses horse

  • @StereotypicalJesus
    @StereotypicalJesus 3 роки тому +825

    30:32 Imma add this to the professor. I was thinking “wtf could this murderous woman be the saint of.” So I looked it up. She’s the saint of widows and converts. Which I guess is the only thing that makes the slightest sense. This story was much more intense than I could’ve ever imagined.

    • @knitted_sweater_near_fireplace
      @knitted_sweater_near_fireplace 2 роки тому +32

      She also was baptized in Constantinople, bringing Christianity in Ruth

    • @danksmeme698
      @danksmeme698 2 роки тому +73

      Many also consider her, unofficially, as the Saint Of Vengeance for obvious reasons.

    • @kathypince515
      @kathypince515 11 місяців тому

      @@danksmeme698that is actually official and not unofficial!

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 2 місяці тому +1

      She is considered the patron saint of defiance and vengeance.

  • @kinrateia
    @kinrateia 3 роки тому +920

    I am just totally loving how both of them are like. Maybe Olga is tired. Maybe she is exhausted after slaughtering so many souls. Maybe our girl needs rest... AFTER A GOOD MURDER OF COURSE

  • @jackiidk4791
    @jackiidk4791 3 роки тому +2272

    I would not want Ryan to be my enemy…. He knows way too much about how to make a murder go unsolved

    • @mebreevee
      @mebreevee 3 роки тому +65

      Rikki goldsworth

    • @LilDitBit
      @LilDitBit 3 роки тому +65

      All you need to say, as he's coming towards you, is that you'll haunt him so bad for the rest of his life. Stop him in his tracks

    • @venerandoalamaresjr.8910
      @venerandoalamaresjr.8910 3 роки тому +45

      I actually suspected he’s slowly killing the Professor by taking the jelly beans from his satchel

    • @limelantern5637
      @limelantern5637 3 роки тому +21

      Plus he has a katana

    • @sethrodrigues399
      @sethrodrigues399 3 роки тому +28

      This is the man who thought that hair grows through the skull

  • @peanutbuttersketches
    @peanutbuttersketches 3 роки тому +1945

    Final Score
    Ryan: 3 Jellybeans
    Selorm: 3 Jellybeans
    A tie today, but of course in the event of a tie, should one contestant speak to God, they win the tie breaker. It's all part of the algorithm.

    • @locodave2420
      @locodave2420 3 роки тому +38

      #justiceforryan a clear tie

    • @owensedwin
      @owensedwin 3 роки тому +36

      There was a tie previously, and the guest didn't talk to God, yet still got the prize.

    • @wvu05
      @wvu05 3 роки тому +73

      @@owensedwin Kate offered the trophy to Ryan, but he gave it back. I think this was before it really became a running thing that he will always lose.

    • @arynnritter4293
      @arynnritter4293 3 роки тому +45

      She won because she's adorable, how could you not give her the trophy?

    • @satinsleeves
      @satinsleeves 3 роки тому +5

      @@wvu05 yeah in the first season I don't think they had that gage in place yet

  • @seokkchan993
    @seokkchan993 3 роки тому +1371

    The comedic timing of Ryan and Selorm in saying that they want the Prince to be halved is just my favourite part of the episode

    • @CRUSH40RULES
      @CRUSH40RULES 3 роки тому +12

      I was thinking that too. It seemed like the most likely. But why do that when she can creatively set the whole place on fire?

    • @seokkchan993
      @seokkchan993 3 роки тому +5

      @@CRUSH40RULES I know!!! Miss ma'am Sodom and Gomorrah the whole place so true of Olga

    • @mikaroni_and_cheez
      @mikaroni_and_cheez 3 роки тому

      This is true I love it too
      (Also I'm ur 1000th like congrats on the popular comment)

    • @randomgrmlin
      @randomgrmlin 3 роки тому +1

      Timestamp?

  • @williammcnear3462
    @williammcnear3462 2 роки тому +271

    I find it TOO perfect that she took the kindest, most merciful answer, and turned it into the most ruthless option of the bunch. Truly, a classic work of Saint Olga.

  • @fiercelynfoxie8499
    @fiercelynfoxie8499 3 роки тому +1130

    "A psychopath with a mission is a hero."
    - Selorm, 2021

    • @tybronx2446
      @tybronx2446 2 роки тому +17

      Sounds like something cops would say

    • @erinnelanglois6573
      @erinnelanglois6573 Рік тому +6

      I need this on a shirt😂

    • @CallmeA_B
      @CallmeA_B Рік тому +8

      Total Dexter vibes

    • @jellybeanboy
      @jellybeanboy Рік тому

      Ted Bundy is a hero, guys

    • @ianjulirezram5199
      @ianjulirezram5199 Рік тому +1

      ​@jellybeanboy Ted bundy wasn't doing it in an ohana type of way tho. so no, ohana means family and Ted was doing it for himself lol

  • @hexterspectre1191
    @hexterspectre1191 3 роки тому +2588

    a lot of people are talking about Ryan’s Joker-fication (which is totally fair) but can we appreciate the positive vibes Selorm brought to this episode?? I think of the new guests this season so far, she’s my favourite!

    • @_iyakin
      @_iyakin 3 роки тому +52

      that phone call with god was so wholesome 😭💗💗💗

    • @vikki-333
      @vikki-333 3 роки тому +33

      her vibes are so good tbh

    • @savhannah9889
      @savhannah9889 3 роки тому +19

      She radiates good vibes

    • @cbjgirl23
      @cbjgirl23 3 роки тому +5

      she's been a great guest!! would love to see her again!

    • @Anno_Al
      @Anno_Al Рік тому +3

      Yes! And I can't believe I haven't seen anyone mention how incredible her outfit is, I mean the color scheme just fits her so perfectly and makes her look absolutely radiant and that corset-ish top is so cool! It is great that people are focusing more on her personality than her looks, and rightfully so because she is delightful but it still needs to be said!

  • @stephanieshewchuk4785
    @stephanieshewchuk4785 3 роки тому +1973

    To be fair, the whole "they asked vikings to come and rule for them" is what those vikings wrote down as the history of what happened so take that for what you will

    • @tairneanaich
      @tairneanaich 3 роки тому +334

      So true “they totally asked us to come fix their shit like they were such a mess we were honestly doing them a favour we weren’t gonna invade until they like, invited us with a pretty set of invitations, lovely stationery”

    • @knitted_sweater_near_fireplace
      @knitted_sweater_near_fireplace 2 роки тому +77

      I was waiting for someone to point this out. People really love to change history to suit them

    • @JustAChinesePleb
      @JustAChinesePleb 2 роки тому +26

      *cough* Germanics *cough*
      What you expect lol

    • @cringewright
      @cringewright 2 роки тому +42

      Ah yes, bc the finns and slavs did not have writing or the ability to otherwise document what happened. And modern historians always take ancient writings as fact.

    • @AleksandarBell
      @AleksandarBell 2 роки тому +27

      I mean he said that it might’ve been not true at the beginning lol

  • @saravuckovic5817
    @saravuckovic5817 3 роки тому +346

    23:47 actually, what happened was, she ordered the sulphur to be tied to the birds feet, and when they flew back home, they spread the sulphur all over the thatched roofs, and then they lit arrows on fire and aimed at the rooftops of the houses, and the fire spread crazy quickly

    • @chaizea9429
      @chaizea9429 3 роки тому +18

      that makes sense, thank you!

  • @hannahpeterson2154
    @hannahpeterson2154 3 роки тому +885

    i'm starting to think that the professor running low on jellybeans isn't just a joke about how Shane forgot to buy more, but part of the story. It was on his bulletin board in the first ep. of this season so maybe the professor running out of jellies will lead to something happening?? I still think about the time ryan asked if the professor even was a puppet or just someone who kept eating the jellybeans and stayed a puppet, in the poison episode

    • @eleri_theda
      @eleri_theda 3 роки тому +17

      SUPER SLEUTH

    • @cocolime6496
      @cocolime6496 3 роки тому +14

      welp.

    • @jessicag6729
      @jessicag6729 3 роки тому +8

      I hope this becomes canon, I love that idea

    • @mirasheikh4717
      @mirasheikh4717 2 роки тому +9

      insanely on-the-nose lol

    • @kays4216
      @kays4216 2 роки тому +29

      @@jessicag6729 The genie granted your wish, but at what cost?

  • @kinyis2441
    @kinyis2441 2 роки тому +585

    I was named after St. Olga and have always been made fun of for having the name but seeing an episode of puppet history about the amazing person i am named after made me feel all happy inside 🥺

    • @frogperson883
      @frogperson883 2 роки тому +65

      Olga is a great name, don't ever let anyone tell you different.

    • @kinyis2441
      @kinyis2441 2 роки тому +25

      @@frogperson883 brb let me cry real quick 😭💗 thank u

    • @Choshako
      @Choshako 2 роки тому +41

      There are far worse things to be named after then a strong woman who knew how to win 😘

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 Рік тому +25

      @Simon yeah, cuz that's kinda hot

    • @thesymbiotenation.4552
      @thesymbiotenation.4552 3 місяці тому

      Use that name to embody Saint Olga

  • @eredluin
    @eredluin 3 роки тому +3367

    About the matchmakers: "It is written that Olga bent down to watch them as they were buried and "inquired whether they found the honor to their taste.""
    STONE. COLD.

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 3 роки тому +25

      I fucking love her 'tude 😂👌

    • @Fnafiac
      @Fnafiac 3 роки тому +16

      I wish Olga was still around. I would’ve wanted to be friends with her.

    • @felmendoza8279
      @felmendoza8279 3 роки тому

      TIGHT.

    • @dannylamb456
      @dannylamb456 3 роки тому +32

      The first slav squat in recorded history...
      Was to dab on some poor schmucks being buried alive.

    • @satrajitroy7602
      @satrajitroy7602 3 роки тому +1

      BADASS. AS. FUCK.

  • @veronicalebedev2829
    @veronicalebedev2829 3 роки тому +2170

    I am so glad that Olga is finally getting the recognition she deserves, she walked so Catherine the Great could run

    • @vsratoslava
      @vsratoslava 3 роки тому +8

      Даааааа

    • @heromedley
      @heromedley 3 роки тому +48

      shes didnt got the recognition? it takes a metric ton of recognition to be a saint in the first place

    • @vsratoslava
      @vsratoslava 3 роки тому +36

      @@heromedley there can be an old ass church recognition and the media one, maybe it needs specifying

    • @luvely1062
      @luvely1062 3 роки тому +32

      Even though she also killed so many innocent people..????
      She went to hell im sure lmao

    • @troggdorthesecond
      @troggdorthesecond 3 роки тому +8

      Hell yeah it is. This is honestly the first time I actually knew about the person the Professor was talking about XD

  • @jackiidk4791
    @jackiidk4791 3 роки тому +407

    I think another reasons why Olga refused to get married again is that fact that during the Middle Ages, rich widows had a lot of power and authority as well as freedom. Essentially they had the same status as men if they were widows and would often become art patrons

    • @vsratoslava
      @vsratoslava 3 роки тому +89

      And also she probably didn’t want anyone to be a competition to her son

    • @gothsloth
      @gothsloth 3 роки тому +56

      Plus can you imagine being bossed around by some random man, just cuz he’s a man? I certainly would avoid marriage.

    • @kuroinokitsune
      @kuroinokitsune 3 роки тому +11

      Also she probably didn't wanted for some dude rule over her land

    • @samsizer2919
      @samsizer2919 3 роки тому +22

      @@gothsloth Yep, I would not re-marry either. Although she seems to have loved her dead husband a great deal, the perks of not being married back then seemed to be pretty great. Not that she didn't want her husband back, but, to go to a different husband would be a bummer after enjoying her status for years. Also, there's some world where I can see her husband, if he's influential enough, in a painful power struggle with the growing boy King. Or if not him directly then any of his son(s) with Olga.

    • @Featheryfaith7
      @Featheryfaith7 3 роки тому +5

      That was why the witch trails happened: To take their money and land.

  • @iibnbiibn
    @iibnbiibn 2 роки тому +638

    would love an episode of puppet history about Simo Häyhä, the finnish soldier who went a little insane during the war and killed so, so many russians with the most unbelievable sniping skills.

    • @michaelbelcher8805
      @michaelbelcher8805 2 роки тому

      Ah yes ol White death and would entirely agree

    • @visala4495
      @visala4495 2 роки тому +74

      And that one Finnish dude whose name escapes me who had a giant ass drug trip and skiid around 300 miles and when tested his heartbeat was like 200 bpm (normal resting heartbeat should be 60-80 bpm with a bit of leeway)

    • @jamescampbell6724
      @jamescampbell6724 2 роки тому +16

      The White Death has been done to um death.

  • @Katherinbbi
    @Katherinbbi 3 роки тому +2763

    I love how all women rulers in history are all badass and ruthless-Hatshepsut, Wu Zetian and Saint Olga.
    Please Professor, feature them more!!!

    • @TheShadowlord18
      @TheShadowlord18 3 роки тому +294

      It is a general rule that if you rise up in power as a woman in a fairly sexist society, it's because you are EXTREMELY GOOD at what you do xD
      I would love a Wu Zetian episode for sure!

    • @Jg-jg6jb
      @Jg-jg6jb 3 роки тому +16

      @Alexandra Crofoot Boudicca's uprising was pathetic. She got absolutely mauled by the Romans.

    • @compulsiverambler1352
      @compulsiverambler1352 3 роки тому +45

      That's because most rulers in non-democratic societies, regardless of sex, only become rulers by being raging psychopaths, or by being born into a family of psychopathic rulers (it is a largely genetic neurological condition). Bad-ass isn't the word I'd use for mass-murdering sadists but I understand that people don't see atrocities the same way when they're so far in the past, compared to how they're seen within the last 200 years. What's really hard to understand is that the Eastern Orthodox Church ever called Olga a saint, and still does. They actually want converts and widows to pray to her for help in dealing with their problems, lol.

    • @strawmanfallacy8666
      @strawmanfallacy8666 3 роки тому +52

      Lets not glorify ruthless psychopaths in history just because they happened to be women. They may be a badass for you but Olga basically wiped out an entire ethnicity of innocent people just to avenge one man. Calling her a "saint" is even bigger mockery of the title.

    • @robynwilson9227
      @robynwilson9227 3 роки тому +70

      @@strawmanfallacy8666 i think we should first tackle the bigger issue: there being statues of men who did similarly heinous things and history being rewritten to celebrate them.

  • @sarahminarubycruz7052
    @sarahminarubycruz7052 3 роки тому +647

    Imagine the Watcher store finally releasing The Professor plushie.

  • @Tmanowns
    @Tmanowns 3 роки тому +620

    So, the ship thing probably wasn't hyperbole. The nobles in the area were Danes/Vikingrs, and Danes on a viking would carry their long boats over land to get to different rivers to navigate. A big ass crowd could easily do it.

    • @theWeaverofTales
      @theWeaverofTales 3 роки тому +16

      Was gonna say, these were fairly small as far as boats go, and it wasn't at all uncommon to carry them :)

    • @CRUSH40RULES
      @CRUSH40RULES 3 роки тому +9

      I remember seeing that in that game Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, the Viking units carried a boat and then threw it. I suppose then men Olga had carry the boat were pretty strong as well. Although if I were in the boat, seeing that I was about to be throw into a pit, my first instinct would be to bail, but then I guess the boat carriers would chase me down and kill me.

    • @yyg4632
      @yyg4632 3 роки тому

      woah

    • @ded_omlt4934
      @ded_omlt4934 3 роки тому

      Actually Svyatoslav (if I remembered right) will siege Constantinople with boats on logs

  • @caraelysia3183
    @caraelysia3183 3 роки тому +1021

    I never thought a tiny blue puppet would be the highlight of my day but here we are :))

    • @rando5238
      @rando5238 3 роки тому +2

      Sameee

    • @WhisperingMoon83
      @WhisperingMoon83 3 роки тому +5

      As a 38 year old mom of two teens, I thought the same thing 😂😂💯

    • @MYBY
      @MYBY 3 роки тому +2

      Relatable.

    • @wolfdemon-sterling5349
      @wolfdemon-sterling5349 3 роки тому +2

      Same here! I’m always happy when a new episode comes out

    • @BlackRaven0211
      @BlackRaven0211 3 роки тому +1

      I find no fault with your logic.

  • @RhinoGore38
    @RhinoGore38 3 роки тому +256

    SELORM IS SUCH A GREAT GUEST, SHE NEEDS TO BE BACK FOR NEXT SEASON

  • @kanzenatsume
    @kanzenatsume 2 роки тому +140

    "I dont care if revenge is served hot or cold, I just care that it's served" punched air outta my lungs!! I didnt expect Ryan to say that haha

  • @francesleones4973
    @francesleones4973 3 роки тому +1395

    I'm seeing a pattern of Ryan constantly taking jellybeans from the Professor's satchel and it's got me thinking... what if he's doing that on purpose? Because the jellybeans could be the source of The Professor's power, Ryan keeps taking more from his satchel so he loses power which will make him vulnerable at the season finale and, like dear Olga, Ryan will finally have his revenge.
    Note: I know this is quite late. But I watched the season finale about a day after it was uploaded and, hahaha, I guess my far out theory was accurate.

    • @kyrawilliams7497
      @kyrawilliams7497 3 роки тому +48

      That’s what I’m thinking too.. at the end of this season premiere, one of the notes on his blackboard is to get more magic jelly beans, meaning he could be running low

    • @soupernova6131
      @soupernova6131 3 роки тому +3

      Do you think he has an aliance with the elus?

    • @raylenethompson9662
      @raylenethompson9662 3 роки тому +1

      That's the best thing I've ever heard hahaha

    • @lemonlemonlemonlemonlemonlemo
      @lemonlemonlemonlemonlemonlemo 3 роки тому +4

      25:41… maybe there is lore here

    • @clanskrub665
      @clanskrub665 3 роки тому +40

      so, how are you coping after the finale,

  • @jeremyprinzen5954
    @jeremyprinzen5954 3 роки тому +961

    *running as fast as his tiny blue puppet legs can carry him, the Professor shuts the door behind him, gasping for breath. This moment of safety is quickly dispelled by the sound of an axe through the door*
    Ryan: Heeeeeere's Bergara!

    • @lornarettig3215
      @lornarettig3215 3 роки тому +21

      He doesn’t even have any muscles! Poor Professor!

    • @HOUNDOFTARTARUS
      @HOUNDOFTARTARUS 3 роки тому +8

      No, our precious professor!

    • @wurmturm
      @wurmturm 3 роки тому +3

      finally

    • @viviansmiley2
      @viviansmiley2 3 роки тому +22

      Or a silent, hushed "ka-chow"

    • @nethminimethiwala89
      @nethminimethiwala89 3 роки тому +10

      You know Ryan will be bringing his kartana sword that he referenced in Are You Scared

  • @Miruer
    @Miruer 3 роки тому +437

    The almost awkward, very tense, moments between Ryan, who has deep rooted rage against the Professor who tries his best to be like "Nah Ryan is not resentful towards me" are what I live for

    • @chasegoodwin345
      @chasegoodwin345 3 роки тому +4

      I bet everyone is a little too... tense... around Ryan

  • @RaeOfSam
    @RaeOfSam 3 роки тому +222

    I now want a historical horror movie about Olga but Shane’s song plays during the climax

  • @stefiz
    @stefiz 2 роки тому +2528

    This episode has been on my mind lately… hopefully the people of Ukraine can channel the spirit of Saint Olga.

    • @jornahpee
      @jornahpee 2 роки тому +18

      :)

    • @sunnisideupplz3920
      @sunnisideupplz3920 2 роки тому +78

      Same - time to start praying to Saint Olga of Kiev?

    • @beelieboo
      @beelieboo 2 роки тому +14

      @@sunnisideupplz3920 yeah certainly

    • @edwardrice6961
      @edwardrice6961 2 роки тому

      Yes go to Moscow and fucking rip putten in half

    • @BHuang92
      @BHuang92 2 роки тому +26

      Olga would certainly be very proud!

  • @bluedreamkush2392
    @bluedreamkush2392 3 роки тому +581

    Bruh, this really needs to be a movie. This is crazy ass story. Even if most of it could be embellished.

    • @AsianAtTheDisco009
      @AsianAtTheDisco009 3 роки тому +14

      talk about a super villain's origin story am I right? Or Anti Hero... or... something. Fuck I can't even place her. Is she a hero, or an anti hero, or is she the baddest female villain lead there ever has been?

    • @Korwinexile
      @Korwinexile 3 роки тому +4

      @@AsianAtTheDisco009 there are some Russian movies and dramas about it.

    • @canarywings6080
      @canarywings6080 3 роки тому +1

      Was just going to comment the same thing, haha.

    • @Ipipeyourmom
      @Ipipeyourmom 3 роки тому

      @@AsianAtTheDisco009 can’t be a hero after the whole fire bird thing but maybe anti hero

  • @Nico-qh2mi
    @Nico-qh2mi 3 роки тому +407

    We love Ryan having a full character arc amongst the seasons of Puppet History
    Season 1: Tired but mostly okay
    Season 2: Will throw hands with a puppet at a second's notice
    Season 3: Pretends he has changed for the better but in reality radiates insanity

    • @juhiverma22
      @juhiverma22 3 роки тому +6

      Ryan always radiates insanity 🤣

    • @ShearGenius88
      @ShearGenius88 3 роки тому +24

      He’s giving off big Ricky Goldsworth energy this season lmao

    • @t-rexcellentreviews1663
      @t-rexcellentreviews1663 3 роки тому +7

      What’s the character arc for season 4? Him secretly being a genie or being in league with the genie.

  • @kathrynbeauvais2047
    @kathrynbeauvais2047 3 роки тому +357

    Ryan’s Joker arc is coming to a peak watch out Professor

  • @panainpublic
    @panainpublic 2 роки тому +3716

    I support women's rights, but more importantly I support women's wrongs

    • @LakshayGaur-ml5iw
      @LakshayGaur-ml5iw Рік тому +27

      Iconic

    • @panainpublic
      @panainpublic Рік тому +7

      @@AYVYN ...im not polish???

    • @hannahbrown2728
      @hannahbrown2728 Рік тому +41

      ​@@panainpublic *touches ground* Something awful happened here

    • @trashpanda9380
      @trashpanda9380 Рік тому +14

      We're both trash pandas.

    • @barneymiller7894
      @barneymiller7894 Рік тому +22

      I support the right of women to be as productive or destructive as they feel like 😂 Embrace entropy lol

  • @josieblue
    @josieblue 3 роки тому +806

    i’m only saying this because her immensely morally wrong actions don’t affect but…she’s kind of a baddie like she really did that

    • @cocolime6496
      @cocolime6496 3 роки тому +84

      morality is relative the further back in history you go

    • @josieblue
      @josieblue 3 роки тому +21

      @@cocolime6496 very true lmao

    • @clove2440
      @clove2440 3 роки тому +26

      she really was a baddie

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 3 роки тому +4

      I thnink youll find the correct term is MAGNIFICENT BASTARD

    • @tobypossum7386
      @tobypossum7386 2 роки тому +13

      She bad, like, morally

  • @floursack8567
    @floursack8567 3 роки тому +743

    special thanks to ryan's therapist and kindergarten teacher for shaping him into the man he is today

  • @annaweigel9905
    @annaweigel9905 3 роки тому +705

    Ryan's becoming more and more Jokerfied in each ep... Professor lock your doors

  • @anmarbhchrios
    @anmarbhchrios 3 роки тому +473

    Nothing more terrifying than the start of Ryan's little smile at "Do you believe in G O D Professor?"

    • @chasegoodwin345
      @chasegoodwin345 3 роки тому +1

      Ryan's little everything is gorgeous AF

    • @nanyabish
      @nanyabish 3 роки тому +26

      @@chasegoodwin345 he is engaged to a woman

    • @chasegoodwin345
      @chasegoodwin345 3 роки тому

      @@nanyabish omg yass, let's get in on that

    • @lunasmith9367
      @lunasmith9367 3 роки тому

      @@chasegoodwin345 wait but then why is your name Chase if you’re a girl

    • @chasegoodwin345
      @chasegoodwin345 3 роки тому

      @@lunasmith9367 it's hard to explain

  • @coffeesimp6492
    @coffeesimp6492 2 роки тому +69

    The story of Olga of Kiev would actually make the most incredible period film even if it ends with the burning of Iskoristen
    It's the perfect setting for a slow walk through burning town with her aroma out reveling in her final revenge

  • @hshi8085
    @hshi8085 2 роки тому +164

    It's very dark rewatching old puppet history videos having witnessed the deep, brutal, canonical things that happen to the Professor.

    • @shonuff9655
      @shonuff9655 8 місяців тому +1

      It's worthy of its own SCP

  • @sarahminarubycruz7052
    @sarahminarubycruz7052 3 роки тому +376

    Genie to Ryan, upon hearing Olga's murderous pranks:
    write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!

  • @radiohead48
    @radiohead48 3 роки тому +887

    This was so fun to be apart of! Also my reaction to that song was real! I still can’t believe that all happened 😂🤣🥰

    • @celestialcressy
      @celestialcressy 3 роки тому +31

      you were too cute 🥺✨

    • @babywasabi
      @babywasabi 3 роки тому +33

      you were such a great presence on the show!!! i hope you become a guest again next season

    • @ibuprofriends
      @ibuprofriends 2 роки тому +15

      you were awesome! hope you return next season!

  • @amberlytheharpyqueen
    @amberlytheharpyqueen 3 роки тому +934

    Vikings didn't actually have horns on their helmets. That myth is thanks to a costume designer who in the 1800s Worked for an opera house and gave the raiders in one of the operas horned helmets.
    Thanks to things like cartoons, tv, movies, comics and such, the stereotype was popularized. it's the same with the misconception of vikings being just war hungry invading brutes.
    I'm a history nerd 😖 that's why I LOVE this serious so much.
    Olga was such a hardcore homicidal badass, and I love it.

    • @saintcynicism2654
      @saintcynicism2654 3 роки тому +30

      I think I remember it having had something to do with a painter taking creative liberties and giving them horned helmets for symbolic purposes, too. You know, just give them horns to add some more spicy devil energy to the mix, considering the vikings were already known for raiding and looting monasteries.

    • @amberlytheharpyqueen
      @amberlytheharpyqueen 3 роки тому +22

      @@saintcynicism2654 they still are historically inaccurate but they really do look cool and intimidating.
      Lol they did go after a lot of monasteries, those monks had all the loot and booze. Plus they are easy targets because monks can't fight, they spent all day writing and copying holy works.

    • @kaeteegage4846
      @kaeteegage4846 3 роки тому +20

      And they weren't even called Vikings, they were Norsemen or Nordics, Viking was just a term they used.

    • @XLightChanX
      @XLightChanX 3 роки тому +14

      tbf, the myth came from older helmets that predate the vikings but still existed. tribes most likely used for religious purposes though, not battle.

    • @amberlytheharpyqueen
      @amberlytheharpyqueen 3 роки тому +3

      @@XLightChanX that is true.

  • @sofianemov9469
    @sofianemov9469 3 роки тому +129

    It was actually unknown who were Olga’s parents, plus the most well known version of how they met. According to the general belief she was a daughter of some boat owner who asked for money in exchange to pass people to the other side of the river. That’s how she and Igor met, she was the one rowing the boat instead of her father, as he was pleasantly surprise it was told that as soon as they made to the other side he asked for her hand in marriage, but she rejected him. I don’t remember what he did to convince her afterwards, but as far as I know there was no blackmailing (if somebody thinks that way)

    • @merriquelynn
      @merriquelynn 2 роки тому +12

      Perhaps, he burned a few villages for of enemies for her? Then she felt she had to honor the favor for him?
      ‘Tis a joke, but you never know. I would be happy to know their great love story.

  • @katieturner2035
    @katieturner2035 3 роки тому +100

    After seeing the finale, all Ryan's little weird moments make SOOOO much more sense

  • @sheren_b
    @sheren_b 3 роки тому +254

    Selorm is such a wonderful guest, love her enthusiasm and hope she'll come back for another season. but this episode really was a fun roller coaster of events, i would love to see an A24 movie about St. Olga lmao

  • @nun_ya_bizz
    @nun_ya_bizz 3 роки тому +361

    "He's watching from hell like get it baby" iconic

    • @BlackTigr
      @BlackTigr 3 роки тому +12

      Watching his widow burn those people to the ground "*tears up* I'm so proud."

  • @karu5839
    @karu5839 3 роки тому +469

    Ryan’s deep fascination with unsolved murders makes more and more sense as the days go on...

  • @Shadowulf99
    @Shadowulf99 3 роки тому +148

    Love the gravestone!
    "My name is Olga of Kiev.
    You killed my husband.
    Prepare to die."

  • @TwoWholeWorms
    @TwoWholeWorms 3 роки тому +91

    Can I just say, whoever does the audio and music editing for these videos is _literally_ a genius for the way it all folds together. Absolutely glorious, I'm genuinely astounded at how good it is.

  • @albuszx
    @albuszx 3 роки тому +607

    Selorm is such a GREAT guest, her comedic timing for the "maybe all the killing has nourished her..." PERFECT

  • @ariacarter95
    @ariacarter95 3 роки тому +208

    "About three things I was absolutely positive; First, Olga was a Queen. Second, there was a part of her, and I know how dominant that part was that thirsted for blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with her. " funny how this twilight quote just needed some changes to show my love for this women.

  • @deviantindividual
    @deviantindividual 3 роки тому +597

    when the professor asked how they killed igor i guessed that they tied him to horses and pulled him apart so i’m giving myself an honorary jellybean for almost getting it right :)

    • @jaydarichmond8878
      @jaydarichmond8878 3 роки тому +15

      Dude I thought the same thing!

    • @leovaldez7991
      @leovaldez7991 3 роки тому +21

      Ah the old Slavic tradiotion, four horse murder :)

    • @jesoko6724
      @jesoko6724 3 роки тому +8

      I am also in the dismembered by horses club

    • @LarissaFay
      @LarissaFay 3 роки тому +6

      That would have been my answer if I had a invite. I think The Professor would give us a jelly bean. 💙

    • @hexterspectre1191
      @hexterspectre1191 3 роки тому +4

      I thought the exact same thing, lol. an honorary jellybean for all of us!!

  • @loi5s
    @loi5s 2 роки тому +37

    i’m currently doing an independent study on kyivan rus for school, and watching this video gives me such joy knowing how absolutely bonkers the rulers of the state were. kyivan rus was honestly such a unique civilization and it’s history was so rich and complex, and this episode definitely did it justice lmao

  • @kittensbreath
    @kittensbreath 3 роки тому +76

    my partner and I are a couple of devoted C-dogs (arp arp arp!) and we love watching Puppet History while we have our morning coffee! I'm consistently blown away by how talented Shane is, everything's always so well-written, staged, rehearsed etc - and the songs are consistently spectacular. thank you Shane and the professor!

  • @TSfan217
    @TSfan217 3 роки тому +278

    I love how unfazed Selorm is by Ryan clearly wanting to kill the professor 😂😂 like the professor pooping jelly beans kinda freaks her out but Ryans homicidal tendencies? Not so much 😂😂😂

  • @BigRichMagic
    @BigRichMagic 3 роки тому +614

    Fun fact I’ve realized about the song: even the the word “poop” or a variation of it appears 7 times, the song’s lyrics very much follows the “Rules of Three” in comedy. If you’re someone who laughed at it, you most likely laughed at the first three “poop” lines or the second ones like I did. I think it fits the rules well because after the first line, you’re kinda like “no, is Shane really making a poop joke” but by the 3rd or 6th line, you produce at least a chuckle because you find a sort of silly appreciation that he actually stuck with the joke 😂😂😂

  • @manoncandy
    @manoncandy 3 роки тому +608

    It would be funny if ryan invited everyone to the party except the professor just to watch him say that he isn't going to the party and getting more upset about it every episode

    • @SueSueMOE
      @SueSueMOE 3 роки тому +17

      What if Ryan invited everyone to the party and pulls a Saint Olga...

    • @emmae2520
      @emmae2520 3 роки тому

      That's what I thibk is coming, too

    • @erin6818
      @erin6818 3 роки тому

      Like Ellen?

  • @HipposAreDeadly
    @HipposAreDeadly 2 роки тому +195

    She established a beautiful city that I hope makes it through this terrible war

    • @hagamapama
      @hagamapama Рік тому +5

      Kyiv was there before her but the Kyivan state is her legacy and has grown into modern Ukraine and Russia. I hope her grandchildren can stop fighting someday.

    • @saloenjoyer7381
      @saloenjoyer7381 Рік тому

      @@hagamapama Stfu with that "brotherly nations" and "both sides" bullshit. Ukrainians have their origins in Southern Rus' states and russians in the North Eastern realms. We have had separate languages and cultures for hundreds of years. russians always tried to erase the Ukrainian identity, culture,history and language though. We are not brothers.

    • @sana3843
      @sana3843 Рік тому

      Kyiv was established around 482 AD, by Kyi, his 2 brothers Shchek and Khoryv and sister Lybid.

  • @smallstuff6297
    @smallstuff6297 2 роки тому +30

    i really love Shane's eye to sneak little details in. Like the "The Princess Bride" reference on Olga's tombstone at 30:03, or God's purple hand at 32:22

  • @katiekimbb503
    @katiekimbb503 3 роки тому +276

    Honestly Olga and Igor are couple goals.. if my spouse wouldn’t kill a whole city for me then I don’t want them ✋

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 3 роки тому +10

      That needs to be worked into your vows.

  • @leovaldez7991
    @leovaldez7991 3 роки тому +204

    Selorm is such a delightful guest, I really hope she’ll come back for another episode (even if it’s in the next season) :D

  • @00muinamir
    @00muinamir 3 роки тому +151

    OMG, Policarpa's spool coming back to warn us all about being spied upon online, that's such a great touch.
    Ryan's giving off Ricky Goldsworthy vibes.

    • @hackingdiva1587
      @hackingdiva1587 3 роки тому +3

      Yep

    • @samsizer2919
      @samsizer2919 3 роки тому

      I find it strange that I've never seen Ryan Bergara and Ricky Goldsworth in a room together but I've seen them both with Shane Madej separately on a great many occasions. I'm just saying, maybe it's a just a coincidence... or maybe...

    • @hackingdiva1587
      @hackingdiva1587 3 роки тому

      @@samsizer2919 oh that would be awesome to see Ryan and ricky in the same room

  • @ArcherOwl
    @ArcherOwl 2 роки тому +88

    After the season 4 finale, I thought it would be fun to go back through the other videos and find out the real scores in each to see if Ryan actually won any. This will be focused on the points won during the questions only, not the extra points the professor gives out willy-nilly.
    Actual Score: Ryan had 1 point and Selorm had 3. Not many points, but the guest won fairly. Let's hope Beef Boy can pull a win in the finale.

    • @jenniferliang17
      @jenniferliang17 10 місяців тому +1

      No one commented the beans emoji yet so here:🫘🫘🫘

  • @emidal05
    @emidal05 3 роки тому +70

    The professors mournful “nice” after saying her year of death was just too good😂

  • @nicolecooper7514
    @nicolecooper7514 3 роки тому +270

    oh man, as a history major whose family is from kiev this episode is sooo exciting, couldn't have been happier with the topic the professor chose!

    • @_FireHeart
      @_FireHeart 3 роки тому +5

      * #KyivNotKiev tho
      And that “professor” simply read Wikipedia, that doesn’t have much to do with reality. )

    • @knitted_sweater_near_fireplace
      @knitted_sweater_near_fireplace 2 роки тому +1

      I was named after her, so it's also exciting for me, although there were some problems here and there (I'm talking about "asking" viking to rule over them, let's be honest, all nations change history to make themselves seem heroes)

  • @lilhaydn8755
    @lilhaydn8755 3 роки тому +457

    The Professor is kind of a cryptid. A cryptid of knowledge, with a mysterious backstory. That definetely doesn't involve a Genie.

    • @connorscott6479
      @connorscott6479 3 роки тому +12

      Yeah, I mean a genie?! What kind of stupid idiot would believe that one is haunting a mysterious little blue puppet man traveling through time? Definitely not me!

    • @goldenknife3835
      @goldenknife3835 3 роки тому

      By definition not a cryptid, as cryptids are unprovable existences

    • @connorscott6479
      @connorscott6479 3 роки тому

      @@goldenknife3835 I guess so he’s just a mysterious and dark… possibly entity…

  • @azarbear_
    @azarbear_ 3 роки тому +311

    "Forgive and forget?"
    After the coming episodes, I will be watching the news for a missing blue puppet and Ryan going on the run.

  • @Mr110074
    @Mr110074 3 роки тому +72

    At this point, every time the Puppet Pop In starts I get ready to pause and rewind in order to figure out what the molasses horse is trying to tell us. I love the lore of this series. Unlike some other UA-cam series and indie games, the lore here is way less convoluted and actually fun.

  • @11jokerchen11
    @11jokerchen11 3 роки тому +103

    My favourite lines from the ep
    "My liege, you truly are pretty sick in the head"
    "Do you believe in God, Professor?"-"Yeah, he's been a guest on the show."

  • @heromedley
    @heromedley 3 роки тому +72

    love how every portrait of olga is her looking hella pissed and probably scheming another revenge plot.

  • @nastya_is_slay
    @nastya_is_slay 3 роки тому +368

    Being a year 6 in a ukranian school and listening to this story was truly an unforgettable experience, I'm glad more people get to hear about the iconic mastermind that Olha was

    • @_FireHeart
      @_FireHeart 3 роки тому +1

      Ruthenia (Ruth) never invited vikings to rule.
      So yeah…this video is ߌ. Sorry.))

    • @knitted_sweater_near_fireplace
      @knitted_sweater_near_fireplace 2 роки тому +14

      Ахах, мій тато назвав мене в честь Княгині Ольги, після того як почув її історію у школі)

    • @bugsarecool5555
      @bugsarecool5555 2 роки тому +3

      praying ur ok rn. sending love.

    • @nastya_is_slay
      @nastya_is_slay 2 роки тому +10

      @@bugsarecool5555 thank you lovely human. My family fled to Austria, I hope the war ends soon.

  • @SuperAwesomeBlair
    @SuperAwesomeBlair 3 роки тому +360

    If Ryan ever decides to leave the show, his replacement should be the guest and they should have Ryan finally win. Then, next episode, the losing guest is the next 'Ryan'. Turns out it's Jellybeans if you win, but eternal co-hosting if you lose...

    • @nemofish3504
      @nemofish3504 3 роки тому +15

      Lol Ryan better not ever leave the show tho.

    • @knives254
      @knives254 3 роки тому +16

      @@nemofish3504 It's probably like Spongebob getting his boating license, never... gonna... happen.

  • @weirdo337
    @weirdo337 3 роки тому +46

    I like how god is clearly close friends with the professor since when he got a call from the professors phone he just immediately picked up

  • @jadebrown5232
    @jadebrown5232 3 роки тому +64

    This episode came right in time. I’m taking a women’s & religion class this weeks topic is about her.

  • @amandasnider2644
    @amandasnider2644 3 роки тому +143

    I just find it so creepy how cute and innocent the picture of Olga is.

    • @SamSphinx
      @SamSphinx 3 роки тому +14

      A renaissance image of a mid-medieval woman who would later become a saint!

    • @zeromailss
      @zeromailss 3 роки тому +1

      She is the winner and titled saint so of course her picture would look the way it is

  • @Davidofthelost
    @Davidofthelost 3 роки тому +102

    I’d like at the series finally of Puppet History for Ryan to be announced as the Grandmaster of History for always appearing in every episode no matter what.

  • @thehubbtrain
    @thehubbtrain 3 роки тому +556

    "They basically asked the Vikings to be the doms to their subs" made me smash the like button at light speed

    • @_FireHeart
      @_FireHeart 3 роки тому +5

      Ruthenians didn’t establish connection with Scandinavians until 11-12 century,
      so that part of a tail is a lie. (:

    • @Laurannbeckerman
      @Laurannbeckerman 2 роки тому +9

      As an actual sub I fucking died when I heard that😂

  • @tikayoyo
    @tikayoyo 2 роки тому +15

    1:30 that season finale foreshadowing tho. they have such great chemistry it blurs the lines of script and organic conversation. very well done.

  • @jadeybug12
    @jadeybug12 2 роки тому +44

    I often made jokes that my bonded pair of cats were like Olga and Igor. I would say that if anything ever happened to her kitty husband, my Olga would probably do the same for him if she could. We had to say goodbye to my Igor this weekend after seven years and this video has meant more to me in my grief than I can put into words. Thank you for everything. 💙

  • @christopherjustice6411
    @christopherjustice6411 3 роки тому +221

    Fun fact about Ukraine 🇺🇦, its flag is supposed to be a picture of the countryside. The blue is supposed to be the sky, and the yellow is supposed to represent the fields of grain.

    • @_FireHeart
      @_FireHeart 3 роки тому +1

      This “fun fact” is a Soviet lie. It was done to simplify Ukrainian history to “village culture”.
      Flags and coats of arms are not created by farmers, but by heraldist,
      so please, stop spreading this nonsense.

    • @christopherjustice6411
      @christopherjustice6411 Рік тому +1

      @@_FireHeart Except that’s literally what it is. A picture of the Ukrainian countryside.

    • @_FireHeart
      @_FireHeart Рік тому

      @@christopherjustice6411 , colors of the Ukrainian flag represent Ukrainian coat of arms (gold) and its background (azul).
      And trident itself is an ancient symbol that symbolizes a tree of life with the surrounding sky/water.
      Gold along with Azul colors where part of Ruthenian/Ukrainian history long before grains became so widely planted.
      You know people who see clouds and imagine faces; animals; birds; etc.? Well… that’s exactly what you’re doing… making up color meanings. ;))

  • @malaikatinashe
    @malaikatinashe 3 роки тому +296

    i love the girlboss puppet history episodes so much (this one, hatseptshut, the poison lady, the woman who survived the titanic somehow)

    • @cjo4210
      @cjo4210 3 роки тому +34

      Dont forget the pirate lesbian baddies, the golden stool lady general, Chinese pirate commader lady and Hapsetshut!

    • @malaikatinashe
      @malaikatinashe 3 роки тому +1

      @@cjo4210 YES

    • @strawmanfallacy8666
      @strawmanfallacy8666 3 роки тому +19

      You forgot Policarpa and the woman who saved Abe Lincoln!

  • @aparajita1998
    @aparajita1998 3 роки тому +306

    Can we get all these songs on Spotify? They're masterpieces

    • @gracewsho
      @gracewsho 3 роки тому +20

      They’re on SoundCloud jsyk

    • @CrisSelene
      @CrisSelene 3 роки тому +9

      That's what I've been saying forever. It would make my workdays so much more pleasant

    • @chasegoodwin345
      @chasegoodwin345 3 роки тому +9

      like who uses soundcloud... we need spotifysies!!!

    • @anicoleww
      @anicoleww 3 роки тому

      Yes yes yea

    • @gruby615
      @gruby615 3 роки тому

      if i recall, they can't be put on spotify because they're a third party? i'm sure i'm wrong, but i can't find the tweet that says why

  • @suddenwall
    @suddenwall 3 роки тому +15

    Selorm is delightful!!! Please include her in more Watcher stuff