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  • @METAsMETAs
    @METAsMETAs  Рік тому +662

    There’s an editor error Around the 46 min mark where tusk act four and both D4C’s we’re supposed to be on that list FYI

    • @e.r3n
      @e.r3n Рік тому +35

      I feel like Kars could beat D4C because Kars would most likely be smart enough not to fight himself, and since hes in the sbr universe he could learn the spin and perfect it to bypass Love Train.
      For Kars vs MIH (Not counting universe reset as a win), Kars could just have his hamon activated and if Pucci tries to slice him, he would start to melt (Going back to when Kars melts Joseph's knee).
      Another thing Kars could do is release pollen around himself and infuse his hamon into it, and if someone breaths in that same pollen, their lungs would start to melt.

    • @Voujou.
      @Voujou. Рік тому +1

      @@e.r3n or just.. emit a virus. What is Pucci gonna do

    • @solox8188
      @solox8188 Рік тому +2

      Can you please do can giorno survive part8

    • @juzox5161
      @juzox5161 Рік тому +4

      Stands that I think can beat Goku...
      Cream
      Sticky Fingers
      Anubis
      Ratt
      Cheap Trick
      Atom Heart Father
      Superfly
      Enigma
      Heaven's Door
      Killer Queen
      Grateful Dead
      Beach Boys
      Baby Face
      Notorious B.I.G.
      Green Day
      Silver Chariot Requiem
      GER
      Whitesnake
      Highway to Hell
      Heavy Weather
      Dragons Dream
      Yo Yo Ma
      Green, Green, Grass of Home
      Bohemian Rhaspody
      C-Moon
      Made In Heaven
      Tusk Act 4
      Ball Breaker
      Scary Monsters
      20th Century Boys (Stalemate)
      Cream starter
      Catch the Rainbow
      Ticket to Ride
      d4C:Love Train
      (I haven't read part 8 yet but from what I have saw and understood, Wonder of U should be able to as well)

    • @juzox5161
      @juzox5161 Рік тому +2

      Forgot about purple haze...but yeah that virus should effectively end him

  • @demi-femme4821
    @demi-femme4821 Рік тому +1467

    Santana was able to figure out how a machine gun works in like 30 seconds, and he's the idiot of the group. Kars is absolutely smart enough to rinse the D'arbys.

    • @Godoflegos
      @Godoflegos Рік тому +103

      Not sure if those two things are really comparable. A machine gun uses set mechanical and chemical principals inherent to reality. A game uses arbitrary rulesets determined by a person. Not saying he wouldn't still figure it out, just that those aren't the same thing.

    • @alikeremozfidan288
      @alikeremozfidan288 Рік тому +277

      ​@@Godoflegossantana figured out german languange after people spoke few times, kars sure would got the electronic chariot race within minutes

    • @cannondorf
      @cannondorf Рік тому +83

      @@alikeremozfidan288Kars can beat Super Mario Bros. with a 4 min 54.26 second time

    • @Trollamollex
      @Trollamollex Рік тому +73

      ​@@Godoflegos Kars would easily find out if the other guys are cheating via sound waves and his 400 iQ azs. After that he would just use his infinite animalistic powers to cheat back in an untraceable or deniable way. They aren't beating Kars at all.

    • @Godoflegos
      @Godoflegos Рік тому +2

      @@Trollamollex that has nothing to do with what I was saying. Did you even read my post? Of course he could figure out if somebody was cheating, but that isn’t the same as figuring out the rules to a game in a timely manner. This is like the third false equivalency somebody has replied with.

  • @nextirious6828
    @nextirious6828 Рік тому +1281

    I love how Kars is still alive just floating around in space, and Araki could just make up some weird story and bring him back into the story at any moment.

    • @TheCommentGuy.
      @TheCommentGuy. Рік тому +178

      Pucci’s Universe Reset

    • @Superdan4290
      @Superdan4290 Рік тому +43

      Except for Pucci lol

    • @Cysco8575
      @Cysco8575 Рік тому +112

      Yeah, that kinda happened in the Jorge Joestar novel. Reaaaally crazy stuff there.

    • @sheogorath6834
      @sheogorath6834 Рік тому +42

      @@TheCommentGuy. Except that didn't change anythig about Kars.

    • @giostar9843
      @giostar9843 Рік тому +2

      ​@@Cysco8575what happened in the novel?

  • @natalierafferty4765
    @natalierafferty4765 Рік тому +3720

    I feel like kars would just be immune to purple haze, since being the ultimate life form means the perfect immune system

    • @katt5331
      @katt5331 Рік тому +405

      he'd just do the same thing as giorno

    • @egnk_nic
      @egnk_nic Рік тому +274

      I doubt it because purple haze's poison is technically not from the earth (and is probably not found anywhere on the planet) so he would need to get aantidote (like giorno) but if Kars battles against Fugo 1 on 1 Fugo (purple haze) probably just kills Kars if he is able to hit something close enough (or Kars himself)

    • @mandalorianhunter1
      @mandalorianhunter1 Рік тому +354

      @@egnk_nic I honestly think Kars would sense Purple Haze and would get a instinctive sense to avoid the poison gas from Purple Haze.
      I think it can go either way but with Kars regeneration and access to cells that are good at battling corrosion , then he gets the win.
      Also Kars would be fast enough to blitz him.

    • @Konnigstiger
      @Konnigstiger Рік тому +46

      Wish i had that immune system

    • @lozo1006
      @lozo1006 Рік тому +149

      Yeah Kars having access to 8 million different species and thats not even taking into account animals that did exist. Since it never specifies currently existing. Such as Dinosaurs means somewhere Kars has some form of super immunity. Also Kars could blow it away via wings or some form of it.

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 Рік тому +522

    Even if Kars did encounter an aging ability (Seth or Grateful Dead) and it somehow counteracted his whole "not aging" thing, he could probably just tap into the abilities of a Turritopsis dohrnii and reset his life cycle.

    • @mandalorianhunter1
      @mandalorianhunter1 Рік тому +112

      Kars is over a 100,000 years old so him aging down wouldn't matter and he would just kill Aylieis.

    • @_Shadu_
      @_Shadu_ Рік тому +51

      Maybe Alessi would be able to age him back to before he became ultimate kars and then he dies in the sun but thats assuming a lot

    • @mandalorianhunter1
      @mandalorianhunter1 Рік тому +18

      @@_Shadu_ oh I forgot about the sun thing but I think Kars would be fast enough to get to shelter and then find clothing to keep out sun light

    • @_Shadu_
      @_Shadu_ Рік тому +3

      @@mandalorianhunter1 If he's just out and about I doubt he'd notice quick enough to not just die

    • @_Shadu_
      @_Shadu_ Рік тому +2

      Is there an amount of time vamps and pillar man can be in the sun or is it dissolving instantly?

  • @SlewedBoot25934
    @SlewedBoot25934 Рік тому +1121

    Anubis & Kars working together would be terrifying. Anubis would passively increase Kars' speed more and more over time and help him adapt & counter most attacks he couldn't already adapt to.

    • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
      @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 Рік тому +117

      Anubis just like a lot of Part 3 users who are potentially the most dangerous stand users

    • @gearedge
      @gearedge Рік тому +75

      the question is can anubis use kars intelegence or use the full extent of kars power
      because otherwise you trade a lot of power and smarts for a good counter and speed
      that and what counter can anubis over that kars has trouble with
      but if anubis can use kars to the fullest than it would be more unstoppable than just ulimute kars

    • @SlewedBoot25934
      @SlewedBoot25934 Рік тому +97

      @@gearedge Anubis can communicate with Kars if they're working together. He spoke to Chaka and Khan in order to convince them to hold the blade, so if Anubis and Kars are on the same side and Anubis isn't just possessing him like any other Anubis wielder they would be able to work together. Plus DIO was able to convince Anubis to join him without being possessed.

    • @symonsan
      @symonsan Рік тому +13

      Is Anubis a stand? Why not being a deity confused as a stand, in Thus Spoke Rohan... the supernatural comes into play not always as stands but gods and ghosts if i am not mistaken.

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 Рік тому +23

      ​@@symonsan What? In Part 3s second half the stands were named after the Egyptian Gods

  • @thisisausername9356
    @thisisausername9356 Рік тому +283

    The Bohemian Rhapsody one is by far the funniest thing to me because of the mythological shit you'd have to get him to be pulled into. Kars would have to meet up with Beowulf for a hope to be forced to recreate his story

    • @gavinbrown216
      @gavinbrown216 Рік тому +81

      Beowulf is actually too recent, Kars was last active around the height of the Roman Empire and Beowulf was made/set somwhen between 400 and 700 CE. The Epic of Gilgamesh is probably the best story to use: it’s sufficiently popular nowadays, Kars would absolutely know it, and there’s a character in it that Kars would relate to that dies by the end: Gilgamesh himself.

    • @luigi77714
      @luigi77714 Рік тому +33

      @@gavinbrown216 may be even easier to just use the Iliad, as it is also way more popular: have him be Achilles

    • @derpyducks22
      @derpyducks22 Рік тому +7

      Ever hear about Cronus and Zeus, cool your now Cronus and Zeus is gonna kill you

    • @Hdhejaj
      @Hdhejaj 9 місяців тому +1

      I guess something like Uranus's story from Greek mythology would work. Uranus is cut in pieces by Chronos and then sealed in hell forever.

  • @lordflarus
    @lordflarus Рік тому +1107

    I would like to add something that might be a counter to Rohan.
    Kars could have his transformed limbs attack him, with the reasoning of “I am not the one attacking you… for the animals given new life by my body are!”
    And then Rohan would get eaten alive by like a million lions.

    • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
      @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 Рік тому +214

      Kars really pulled a 400 IQ move there

    • @randomuser5443
      @randomuser5443 Рік тому +87

      He cant have any intention of harming Rohan. No sneaky way around it he fundamentally cant

    • @lordflarus
      @lordflarus Рік тому +180

      @@randomuser5443 well it wouldn’t be him, as the animals *are* somewhat sentient on their own.

    • @Annihilate0405
      @Annihilate0405 Рік тому +88

      ​@Flarus If he makes any animals before the command is written, then that would work. Otherwise, NO.

    • @sidecharacter3193
      @sidecharacter3193 Рік тому +40

      @@lordflarus they kinda are but at the same time they still kinda are linked to his mind, otherwise they wouldn’t specifically have targeted Joseph

  • @sonlen796
    @sonlen796 Рік тому +952

    A point I would make in Kars' favor vs. White Album is that Kars did get dropped into an active volcano and pulled some PhD-level scientific bullshit out to survive that. I'm not saying he would use the same method vs extreme cold, but I feel like that's an example where his body adapted VERY quickly.

    • @nidhogg8446
      @nidhogg8446 Рік тому +110

      Kars also has access to ranged attacks and is smart enough to Out-ricochet Gently Weeps methinks

    • @JetowTone
      @JetowTone Рік тому +91

      The vacuum of space is colder and he technically is surviving it

    • @bellingtoned
      @bellingtoned Рік тому +15

      ​@@JetowTone big air qoute but yea

    • @skittleboi1193
      @skittleboi1193 Рік тому +29

      @@JetowTone Lmao the way the thing would work is that white album guy would freeze him again and again like once a day or smthn or keep him in a freezer room and one day the power cuts out or he forgets about him and Kars comes out fucking pissed

    • @iansahleen1173
      @iansahleen1173 Рік тому +14

      Also Bombardier Beetles can spray 212 Fahrenheit acid Kars can use this to melt the ice

  • @qoopertrooper
    @qoopertrooper Рік тому +272

    If Kars learned the spin could be become a centaur to always use perfect spin?

    • @curbyandre
      @curbyandre Рік тому +15

      WAHAHAAHA

    • @Hdhejaj
      @Hdhejaj 9 місяців тому +22

      Of course, if zeppely could do it with a horse, then Kars can do it easy peasy.

    • @got_hacked_lel7697
      @got_hacked_lel7697 7 місяців тому +17

      as the ultimate life form i dont think he would need the whole horse leg thing he would just be able to use it always

    • @larkohiya
      @larkohiya Місяць тому +3

      ​@@got_hacked_lel7697 but this is JoJo so they'd have them just get the horse legs to be that much badass

  • @EmeraldRage1
    @EmeraldRage1 Рік тому +1028

    If Kars turned into a snail he can literally transform back given that is part of his abilities

    • @jackrocks8350
      @jackrocks8350 Рік тому +54

      It's not physical it's mental

    • @nidhogg8446
      @nidhogg8446 Рік тому +10

      He could pull a Lobo

    • @MiculBandit
      @MiculBandit Рік тому +146

      ​@@jackrocks8350 It's SO mental it turns physical

    • @normal5389
      @normal5389 Рік тому +41

      ​@@jackrocks8350 then he could alter his brain

    • @luigi77714
      @luigi77714 Рік тому +42

      @@jackrocks8350 yes but it wouldnt affect him, because he knows he can transform whenever he wants... He just wouldn't care about it

  • @SlaaneshiKitty
    @SlaaneshiKitty Рік тому +150

    I want to point out that you can escape TUSK A4 by just cutting off the part of your body that was hit by the infinite spin, before it affects the rest of your body. This is negligible damage to Kars.
    Plus, being a (former) pillarman, he can just dodge the bullets by forming a large hole in his body where the bullet is aimed

    • @sirmonke8946
      @sirmonke8946 Рік тому +11

      Kars would only be able to cut off the part of the body part affected if he knows Tusk Act 4's ability beforehand (which he wouldn't before it's too late)

    • @SlaaneshiKitty
      @SlaaneshiKitty Рік тому +25

      @@sirmonke8946 did you forget what Kars's IQ is?

    • @sirmonke8946
      @sirmonke8946 Рік тому +8

      @@SlaaneshiKitty Explain to me how Kars would figure out Johnny's ability before Johnny uses it

    • @sirmonke8946
      @sirmonke8946 Рік тому

      IQ isn't just pulling some random bullshit out of your ass that ends up being correct

    • @SlaaneshiKitty
      @SlaaneshiKitty Рік тому +22

      @@sirmonke8946 I don't. Now, explain to me why you think Kars wouldn't figure it out before it spreads to the rest of his body.
      Or why you think Kars would just tank the shot.

  • @fluffcake
    @fluffcake Рік тому +173

    I imagine Kars and Golden Experience Requiem having a contest on who’s the truly ultimate life form/stand and playing “no u” tennis and attacking with their own armada of cute killer critters

    • @santiagojose2046
      @santiagojose2046 Рік тому +1

      i love u

    • @nobody5333
      @nobody5333 11 місяців тому +35

      They just have a Pokémon battle. Loser is retired. Not injured or anything, they just agree to leave.

    • @Flamingo48923
      @Flamingo48923 11 місяців тому +4

      Since Kars can copy stands, he and Giorno would just be reverting each others attacks until the others just up and leaves

    • @montanabloodworth6155
      @montanabloodworth6155 10 місяців тому +7

      I think this just turns into a conversation right? GER rests all of Kars' attacks and Kars adapts to GER's. GER couldn't get Kars close enough to death for the death loop to activate. So neither of them can meaningful harm each other.
      Might as well grab some tea and talk.

    • @Hdhejaj
      @Hdhejaj 9 місяців тому +1

      Requiem is one ability, it's just that silver chariot and Giorno used it differently. Giorno could put Kars soul in another body and kill him like that too if he wanted

  • @allainraphaelangcao9269
    @allainraphaelangcao9269 Рік тому +135

    It's kinda funny that even if kars gets frozen by white album kars is still alive and the user of white album will die or move eventually. Then you can also make the argument that kars can increase his body temp and just thaw himself.

    • @RheaMainz
      @RheaMainz Рік тому

      Or just Hot-as-the-Sun Hamon White Album's frozen ass!

    • @helios2664
      @helios2664 Рік тому +28

      Also has hamon hundreds of times more potent than that of any human. The fact that Kaleb forgot feels like lowkey downplay.

    • @Kronosfobi
      @Kronosfobi 10 місяців тому +19

      If White Album couldnt freeze Giorno in time, He has absolutely no chance against Kars.
      The one issue with Giorno was he lacked the strength to punch through the armor, Kars doesnt have that problem in his og form given how he can react to bullets and cut Stroheim in half, who is specifically designed to fight Kars.. Ultimate Kars absolutely would have a field day with White Album.

    • @kdix231
      @kdix231 5 місяців тому

      ​@@helios2664kars literally almost died in a volcano lmao

    • @destroyerofturtles5024
      @destroyerofturtles5024 Місяць тому +2

      @@kdix231 no, he could stay submerged for several minutes before being in danger.

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 Рік тому +471

    Kars has access to way more than just the animal kingdom. He's also shown to take from the kingdom plantae. Though whether he can also take on the abilities of bacteria, fungi, and other kingdoms is unclear, I wouldn't doubt it.

    • @Jarethttorney
      @Jarethttorney Рік тому +48

      I would assume all kingdoms of the earth.

    • @bigpoggers6507
      @bigpoggers6507 Рік тому +76

      My personal theory is that bros just HIM and can do anything a living being can do, no like dying and having his soul pass on and then coming back, but like he instantly learned Hamon as soon as he became the ultimate life form, I seriously think he's literally just HIM, if something alive can do it, so can he.

    • @nidhogg8446
      @nidhogg8446 Рік тому +57

      Bruh imagine he won Part 2 and just decided to become a fungus and fill the entire planet with his hyphae while he just contemplates life
      Kars seems like the kind to surpass his physical limits just to become one with the universe and achieve a higher plane of existence through becoming a vegetable

    • @phiexi
      @phiexi Рік тому +9

      @@bigpoggers6507 Kars is THAT guy

    • @luigi77714
      @luigi77714 Рік тому +22

      @@bigpoggers6507 this is why I think all discussions on Kars don't really make sense
      If he were in part 3 he would, by default, obtain a stand that has the abilities of any stand you can imagine, but better
      All life forms can have a stand, some even just when they are born, so there is no reason why he shouldn't be able to copy that ability and achieve the Ultimate Stand

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 Рік тому +151

    Since the organisms Kars creates seem to function partially independently from him (IE, they still do what he wants but also operate as though they're still separate organisms), the case could be made he has the ability to create souls. Which.. while I don't think I need to explain why that's busted as all hell, I _do_ need to explain that he could probably just make one of the animals he creates pick up Anubis and therefore have it be controlled by it rather than him.

    • @nidhogg8446
      @nidhogg8446 Рік тому +27

      Kars vs a Big Rat with a Sword

    • @GuyWhoWatchesStuff
      @GuyWhoWatchesStuff Рік тому +11

      Him creating the creatures with intent for them to hurt Rohan could be considered an attack

    • @javierguerrero7025
      @javierguerrero7025 Рік тому +5

      ​@@GuyWhoWatchesStuff he talking about anubis not rohan

    • @RheaMainz
      @RheaMainz Рік тому +1

      @@GuyWhoWatchesStuff How about 'Kars creating the creatures with intent to escape Rohan's ability...which so happens to kill Rohan'?
      There's no intent to kill Rohan. Killing Rohan is just an easy way to escape the stand's effects.

  • @JOLT_x3
    @JOLT_x3 Рік тому +60

    "No one can survive in zero gravity, so C-Moon is fine"
    Jumpin' Jack Flash:

    • @bihn
      @bihn Рік тому

      Exactly

  • @Cheez1000
    @Cheez1000 Рік тому +103

    If Kars saw The Last Supper during Bohemian Rhapsody, could he lose by being fucking crucified like Jesus? It’s one of the only stories old enough I can think of for Kars to know as well as still be known today.

    • @determinedhelicopter2948
      @determinedhelicopter2948 Рік тому +29

      Well in that story Jesus comes back to life so

    • @notjustanybody
      @notjustanybody Рік тому +48

      Yeah but then we'd have the problem of Kars literally becoming Jesus

    • @derpyducks22
      @derpyducks22 Рік тому +3

      Ask a different scripture story where the main characters die

    • @judeconnor-macintyre9874
      @judeconnor-macintyre9874 Рік тому +1

      @@determinedhelicopter2948 Then he dies again in America.

    • @toniherobrine715
      @toniherobrine715 7 місяців тому

      I dont think he would die on a cross neither would he even allow for them to touch him

  • @bigpoggers6507
    @bigpoggers6507 Рік тому +73

    I feel like Kars stomps any part without a Joseph who's at least somewhat able to fight (joseph stomps because he legally cannot die, smokey made it an illegal act)

  • @TerreiSingularity
    @TerreiSingularity Рік тому +365

    Even if Seth could effect Kars. Kars would probably just temporarily lose a few centuries off his life since it seems like Seth gradually de-ages by a year or two every second.

    • @_Shadu_
      @_Shadu_ Рік тому +50

      I think since it de-ages other attributes like your stand it might un-ultimate Kars

    • @gavinbrown216
      @gavinbrown216 Рік тому +43

      Didn’t Alessi describe his ability as causing you to experience time in reverse? That would mean it’s less of a de-aging effect and it more so reverts the target to a previous state

    • @notsochosenone5669
      @notsochosenone5669 Рік тому +39

      @@_Shadu_ Even if Seth de-age like 10 years per second (and he probably doesn't) Kars have 5 JOJO-seconds to act. Which is more then enough to annihilate Alessi

    • @KraNisOG
      @KraNisOG Рік тому +15

      @@gavinbrown216 Yes, that's why they Jotaro didn't have Star Platinum when he became a kid, because it isn't de-aging. It's reverse time.

    • @SuperDababy2
      @SuperDababy2 Рік тому +7

      @@notsochosenone5669 Kars would get hit and lose his ultimate ability

  • @tsm784
    @tsm784 Рік тому +44

    Some characters, like Polnareff, developed stands without the arrow. Also, the way viruses work is they implant themselves in the host’s dna. So if Kars realizes stands are a thing, I think he can develop multiple stands on his own.

    • @jimbobtoco134
      @jimbobtoco134 19 днів тому +1

      This happened in the George jostar stories there not cannon but yeah technically Kars would be able to evolve himself a stand and it would be perfect straight away let's not say requirem level but close

  • @DangerDurians
    @DangerDurians Рік тому +335

    I don’t think Kars would necessarily lose to C-moon,
    because it’s not like you can’t move in changed gravity, kars can still fly
    If it’s constantly changing gravity, yeah

    • @Jarethttorney
      @Jarethttorney Рік тому +54

      I feel like he could change his body to mobius strips like stone free did.

    • @weskintime4177
      @weskintime4177 Рік тому +27

      @@Jarethttorney which animal in nature that isn’t a stand user can make themself into a Möbius Strip

    • @Jarethttorney
      @Jarethttorney Рік тому +62

      @@weskintime4177 Kars most likely change himself because I don't think a birds have razor sharp wings that can pierce metal like that performed by Kars. So maybe no morbius strips but still possible.

    • @nidhogg8446
      @nidhogg8446 Рік тому +88

      ​@@weskintime4177 1) He has near perfect Shapeshifting, he isn't just limited to "I'm this animal" he just uses Blueprints
      A good example would be the Lava thing, sure he used a crab blueprint but no animal has a Human Shaped carapace with airtight air pocket insulation
      2)Flatworms

    • @sifsuxIDV
      @sifsuxIDV Рік тому +29

      ​@@weskintime4177 Outside of being the perfect life form all pillar men have body manipulation and can alter their shape

  • @musicalsystem927
    @musicalsystem927 Рік тому +190

    I feel like Kars could actually have a stand. HEAR ME OUT!
    Araki has gone on record saying 2 things: A) Stands are a natural evolution to Hamon, and B) If we could go back in time and look at young Joseph, he would be surrounded by Hermit Purple when he uses Hamon.
    Now, what does this have to do with Kars? Well, spoiler for the end of part 2...
    He can use Hamon.
    If he can use Hamon, it's only *natural* that he could evolve his Hamon into a Stand.
    What kind of Stand would Kars have? Well, as the ultimate lifeform, Kars would get the ultimate Stand.
    Your stands can mess with time? Well mine can *control fate*. Oh, yours can do that, too? Too bad I can just overwrite yours by *going back in time and killing you*. This stand would be the definition of overpowered.
    And the name of such a ridiculous Stand? *Get Your Gun*, named after the musical "Annie Get Your Gun," which features a song called "Anything You Can Do," sometimes referred to as "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better."
    Appearance-wise, it can look however Kars needs/wants it to. Stats are all infinite, like Made In Heaven has for speed.

    • @dluxajalt
      @dluxajalt Рік тому +35

      [4 BIG GUYS]

    • @ZangetsuRX
      @ZangetsuRX Рік тому

      [AND THEY GRAB ON MY THIGHS]

    • @TheKoopaKingBowser
      @TheKoopaKingBowser Рік тому

      @@dluxajalt The Legendary, [BIG DICK RANDY]

    • @thegatorhator6822
      @thegatorhator6822 Рік тому +22

      Pillarmen kinda had pseudo-stands with their unique modes they didn't share.

    • @NeutralGuyDoubleZero
      @NeutralGuyDoubleZero 11 місяців тому +15

      Kars was already given a stand in the pseudo, not really, canon jojo light novels. It's exactly as broken as you'd think aka, the ability to copy and perfect other stands.
      Example; He gained access to a submarine stand that emerges from the user's body, but his version manifests as a futuristic/scifi design with an armada of smaller ships as well.

  • @_Arcanaeum_
    @_Arcanaeum_ Рік тому +97

    Ngl, Kaleb and Meta are a great duo, maybe even as good as Joseph and Caesar

  • @bauz5565
    @bauz5565 Рік тому +115

    31:32 Jail House Lock might give Kars a hard time but the 400IQ could win eventually. Still a stailmate is theoraticaly possible

    • @curgest6807
      @curgest6807 Рік тому +32

      if jolyne can win then you can bet your ass the perfect creature Kars can

    • @fungamesandstuffwhy2516
      @fungamesandstuffwhy2516 Рік тому +8

      I wonder if iq is a downside in that situation ie more thoughts per second

    • @jerrygoodman1943
      @jerrygoodman1943 Рік тому +1

      ​@@curgest6807 jolyne only won since emporio was there. Otherwise, she was fucked

    • @EnbyOccultist
      @EnbyOccultist Рік тому +10

      @@fungamesandstuffwhy2516 He can also just throttle his own brain and reduce himself to fewer thoughts, or even just adapt his brain to work thoughtlessly on an advanced puzzle solving instinct or something

  • @theendersmirk5851
    @theendersmirk5851 Рік тому +50

    I feel like GER might not be able to *kill* Kars though, is the thing, just because Giorno's not clever enough with the whole damage reflection trick to be able to get Kars to self KO. He'd be able to stop Kars from attacking, but that's it. It's an unstoppable force vs an immovable object. That one feels like it's honestly a draw.

    • @cultofmel
      @cultofmel Рік тому +8

      Thing is with GER is we aren't really sure of the full scale of its power is offensively. GER shot a laser at Diavolo and that was completely unelaborated on, and its stand stats are completely undefined. So GER winning or drawing sort of comes down to whether or not it can kill Kars. But seeing as GERs abilities are on the higher end of 5th dimensional, I think it's fairly possible.

    • @theendersmirk5851
      @theendersmirk5851 Рік тому +9

      @@cultofmel that wasn't a laser. It was a really high energy rock being launched through Diavolo's hand, which then turned into a scorpion.

    • @cultofmel
      @cultofmel Рік тому +2

      @@theendersmirk5851 That's my bad lol, I had no idea it was a rock. My point still stands though

  • @A1phaWolf150
    @A1phaWolf150 Рік тому +191

    Crazy Diamond’s stated power is to “reverse objects to α previous state.” Could…he possibly punch Kars back into his regular form?

    • @Djelphan
      @Djelphan Рік тому +101

      I think he'd only be able to do that within a short timeframe after the transformation. After a certain point that would become his new "regular form". At least going off of why he couldn't heal Okayasu's father, who was transformed by one of Dio's cells.

    • @Godoflegos
      @Godoflegos Рік тому +17

      @@Djelphan It would certainly make for an interesting scenario if Kars BECAME Ultimate within Part IV.

    • @some_shitposting_idiot3023
      @some_shitposting_idiot3023 Рік тому +25

      No
      Ultimate Kars is kars' natural state now
      Unless you can show evidence of crazy diamond reversing age there's nothing he can do

    • @apollyon6855
      @apollyon6855 Рік тому

      That's a weird ass a

    • @fink_rat
      @fink_rat Рік тому +13

      Crazy Diamond can't undo body transformations, as already confirmed with Okuyasu's Dad.

  • @TactlessC
    @TactlessC Рік тому +53

    The funniest thing with Illuso is if he does use his ability on Kars he can never use it again, because Kars will just...go find him.

    • @TactlessC
      @TactlessC Рік тому +12

      Kars loses to Bohemian Rhapsody because of written and artistic accounts of ancient legends and you know like Ra or Hercules or Quetzacotl could just swing in and yeet him into the sun.

  • @Thecor13
    @Thecor13 Рік тому +40

    Fun fact! Water bears are smaller than most cells. And he can become Any lifeform and combine other traits. Yeah he's stomping most of Jojo. Harmon in his hands melt flesh and earth as well.

    • @nidhogg8446
      @nidhogg8446 Рік тому +8

      Wait...... Can Kars do the Antman Thanos strat....?

    • @thetrap1880
      @thetrap1880 Рік тому

      This is actually a myth. The guy who "observed" this had a contaminated specimen

    • @Pinnaporaptor
      @Pinnaporaptor Рік тому +14

      @@nidhogg8446The ultimate technique for the ultimate lifeform

    • @makeitquick3998
      @makeitquick3998 Рік тому +1

      He also has blades on his forearms that can basically cut through anything.

  • @icicleditor
    @icicleditor Рік тому +35

    I think Kars has the capability to completely crush C-Moon, as the oneshot of turning Kars inside out doesn't actually atomize him, pillar men have been extremely mobile and able to resist the weirdest and tightest of spaces/adjustments to their own body (Santana was squeezing through vents and into people, but I don't know if that's just Santana's thing or if all the pillar men can), and Kars has the intelligence to use one of Earth's fliers in zero-g, or even one of the microscopic creatures that is basically in zero-g with how dense the air is at that scale compared to the force of gravity on such a small body

    • @voxsvoxs4261
      @voxsvoxs4261 9 місяців тому +1

      it's an all pillarmen thing, for example Wamuu melds with his horse in his fight against Joseph.
      edit: Esidisi also hides of Suzie Q.

  • @filipe_paixao
    @filipe_paixao Рік тому +116

    If Kars appeared in part 7 or 8 he would become the most broken being in existence after seeing Spin 💀
    He is more powerful than horses and has perfect body Manipulation, so he would be able to use spin and hamon together every time 💀

    • @jackbruno953
      @jackbruno953 11 місяців тому +4

      He would be broken until Funny Valentine dimension hops and finds a stand user capable of killing him instantly. GG.

    • @filipe_paixao
      @filipe_paixao 11 місяців тому +10

      @@jackbruno953 Or until Kars imitates the stand Virus to manipulate stands themselves

    • @jackbruno953
      @jackbruno953 11 місяців тому +6

      @@filipe_paixao literally no confirmation he could do that. Kars can’t replicate alien life. Sorry bud. Bro would have to go through the devils palm.

    • @Hdhejaj
      @Hdhejaj 9 місяців тому +6

      Oh, right. He could just make his body spin infinitely in the opposite direction, if Jonny hits him with nail bullets.

    • @Hdhejaj
      @Hdhejaj 9 місяців тому +7

      ​@@filipe_paixaoI think kars can replicate anything organic that he understands or comes up with. And that on a scientifically impossible level. After all, the weird bone blades he had aren't part of anything we know from earth.

  • @TheCreepyLantern
    @TheCreepyLantern Рік тому +43

    honestly i don't even see Cheep Tricks "kill move" being able to outpace Kars' insane healing and regen anyway

    • @Godoflegos
      @Godoflegos Рік тому +5

      Its not really clear the conditions of the "Death" it causes. Especially since its stated in some sources as BECOMING that host's Stand, which means its attached to their spirit, not just their body. Kars's abilities also aren't instantaneous, it does take SOME time for him to heal and transform.

  • @R.E.factor
    @R.E.factor Рік тому +101

    Kars has hamon and can radiate heat. White album’s flash freeze can easily be negated. For all these battles you need to consider that Kars can do everything we saw Joseph do, at a much higher level.

    • @voxsvoxs4261
      @voxsvoxs4261 Рік тому +17

      more impressively he get's even more heated abs than Speedwagon to thaw himself quickly

    • @Randomidkmaybe
      @Randomidkmaybe Рік тому +26

      It's even said and CONFIRMED that Kars hamon is hundreds of times more powerful than josephs

    • @garygwagwa
      @garygwagwa Рік тому +17

      Exactly, I'm assuming that he only got frozen in space because hamon is a breathing technique and there's no air in space.

    • @turtlelord8021
      @turtlelord8021 Рік тому +8

      Also, if he can use Wammu's whole air pipes while he was trying to get back to earth, there's no reason to not think that he can't use Esidisi's powers.

    • @Samuel_Morchin
      @Samuel_Morchin Рік тому +1

      @@garygwagwa Stray Cat could kill Ultimate Kars. (/j)

  • @thegreatscribbles960
    @thegreatscribbles960 Рік тому +52

    The fact that one of the weaker pillar men was able to understand the entire language with just a couple words Kars would be beyond smart intelligence wise and probably could beat any stand user without a stand

    • @Hdhejaj
      @Hdhejaj 9 місяців тому

      Yeah, 400 IQ

    • @joshd1071
      @joshd1071 4 місяці тому

      Jesus Christ the good sovereign God cherishes you

    • @joshd1071
      @joshd1071 4 місяці тому

      @@Hdhejajjesus loves you

    • @shirothr5384
      @shirothr5384 4 місяці тому

      Doesn't matter, he still loses to people like Valentine, Tusk, Soft and Wet, and especially Wonder of U.

  • @gemraldkid6304
    @gemraldkid6304 Рік тому +41

    In the case of Weather Report, the snail thing done through subliminal messaging anyway, right? I think Ultimate Kars would have sharp enough senses to the point where he would actually be able to register the snail images hidden in the rainbows. Therefore, it might not even affect him at all.

    • @thepotatoofheaven
      @thepotatoofheaven Рік тому

      how would seeing snails in the rainbow help?

    • @gemraldkid6304
      @gemraldkid6304 Рік тому +8

      @@thepotatoofheaven
      Basically, the idea of subliminal messaging involves giving people information in a way that they don’t consciously realize they’re getting. And then, that would affect their behaviour. If Kars can tell that the images are there, than it’s not really “subliminal messaging” in his case.

  • @FireofthetigerYT
    @FireofthetigerYT Рік тому +185

    If Kars can see Stands (in this situation) and was capable of learning and mastering Hamon, wouldn’t it be reason to believe that he could develop a Stand let alone his enemy’s Stand? Like, the dude’s capable of creating anything living on Earth, and it’s been shown by users like Tonio that stands aren’t exclusively derived from the Stand Arrows’ meteorite. I’d bet that Kars could develop someone’s stand off of fighting them, 500IQ + Kars’ goofy ass DNA shenanigans and he could probably figure something out.

    • @waluigist
      @waluigist Рік тому +39

      It happens in the Gorge Joestar novel, he basically develops a more powerful version of the stands he sees

    • @dataredacted3648
      @dataredacted3648 Рік тому +10

      If Kars would have encountered an stand user he wouldnt instantly kill them i mean thats one of the most intresting you saw for thousands of years it would take him not that much of a time to understand stand virus as a whole and maybe copy the stand or even create his own one

    • @captainb.mccrea5480
      @captainb.mccrea5480 Рік тому +3

      @@waluigist even tho that was non canon

    • @EnbyOccultist
      @EnbyOccultist Рік тому +17

      @@captainb.mccrea5480 Over Heaven is also non-canon but it's still used as an example of what DIO's completed plan would be, why can't novel Kars be used as an example of what could have been?

    • @captainb.mccrea5480
      @captainb.mccrea5480 Рік тому

      @@EnbyOccultist because where is he getting an arrow or Stand infection from? I’m pretty sure someone explained once why Kars can’t obtain a Stand, but I’ve watched a lot of long vids lately so no idea which that was

  • @Enderdragon1201
    @Enderdragon1201 Рік тому +36

    To be frank I don't think Alessi could beat regular Kars either. The dude is apparently over a hundred thousand years old, so he might well not even notice the de-aging effect at all given how slow it would be on him.

  • @yasr5931
    @yasr5931 Рік тому +73

    why isnt anyone mentioning how kars could just kill rohan before he summons heavens door? its not a guarantee win for rohan

    • @Knifedog212
      @Knifedog212 Рік тому +6

      Doesn’t heavens door have the speed fear of blitzing shinning diamond? I don’t remember if Josuke was off guard or not tho

    • @phiexi
      @phiexi Рік тому +40

      Rohan outsped Crazy Diamond's Punch which when enraged is faster than STAR PLATINUM
      And Rohan has the speed feat of catching up with Made in Heaven's Time Accel in terms of drawing

    • @yasr5931
      @yasr5931 Рік тому +2

      @@phiexi I know, I'm just saying Kars still has a chance. it's not a guarantee win like wonder of u or something.

    • @infernousgaming1393
      @infernousgaming1393 Рік тому +8

      Rohan can use Heaven's Door on a person just by thinking in Thus Spoke Rohan Kishibe, so Kars probably can't ourspeed him in that scenario.

    • @nameynamd9212
      @nameynamd9212 Рік тому +4

      ​@@infernousgaming1393Fair enough, but it does feel kind of like cheating if it's considering growths past the point characters appear in the part in question(or maybe I'm just taking the video title too literal)

  • @THENemesisXX99
    @THENemesisXX99 Рік тому +98

    I feel like in the case of Purple Haze that unless the virus was capable of nullifying healing factors. That Kars would just be in constant pain of the virus eating him alive and not being able to die from it until he came up with an antidote for it. A lot like Heracles when he got they hydra venom shirt. It was extremely painful and fucking him up but it couldn't actually kill him. He just chose to die rather than suffer through it.

    • @gortab
      @gortab Рік тому

      Kars also got out of a volcano by making his skin constantly emit bubbles of air to keep the heat at bay, making it so the lava literally can't touch his skin long enough to burn him. He could probably do the same thing to the virus, just spray out air bubbles around his body to keep the virus away. Then he could create hagfish slime to cover his body in mucus or something to protect himself from the virus until he can develop an immunity.

    • @fallenrealm49
      @fallenrealm49 Рік тому +2

      Last i checked it did kill him, then it removed him from mortal form and he became a god

    • @THENemesisXX99
      @THENemesisXX99 Рік тому +17

      @Fallen Realm No it didn't. That happened when he willingly tossed himself into a pyre. He rather light himself on fire and burn to death than endure the hydra venom.

    • @hmmmisee1
      @hmmmisee1 Рік тому

      Can’t kars just remove his organs and veins that cause pain. Plus giorno used a snake to heal himself of the virus Kars big brain moments will just snap the virus away. Who has a bigger pain factor. Cannon hair cut, or the fucking pinochle of life itself.

  • @Smallsmallrose
    @Smallsmallrose Рік тому +74

    I think Kars was a little low-balled here honestly. Not only does he have the abilities of every animal on the planet, he also has the abilities of Pillar Men without the sun weakness (He can still use his blades and he uses Wamuu's wind to try and get out of space.) And more than that, he outperforms every lifeform. (His Hamon was thousands of times stronger than Joseph's to the point he could melt him like a vampire.) He would have stronger versions of things like Divine Sandstorm which would be insane in fights with a lot of the close-range stand-users. (And in general, the wind manipulation would be busted as well. This would maybe make the most difference against Purple Haze since the virus still travels by air. This is a counter assuming his body can't just make a cure like Giorno for some reason.) This isn't even getting into if he can also use Vampire Abilities like the Space Ripper Stingy Eyes or part 1 Dio's freeze. I also think Pucci was a little oversold. Whitesnake is fair, but I think C-Moon stalemates at best but Kars also attempted to move in 0 gravity with Wamuu's wind when he was launched into space and it'd probably work without the flash freeze of space's coldness on top. And if it tried to turn him inside out Kars could just....Morph his body inside in. MIH I'm not 100% sure about but Kars could make it difficult for Pucci to get close enough so that Pucci couldn't throw him into orbit, maybe sneak up on him once time accelerates to a new universe. Not to mention Kars would have the terrain advantage anywhere other than solid ground (Emporio escaped with the help of a Dolphin, and Kars would swim even faster.) Funny answer is he uses part 1 Dio's freeze to freeze the ground and Pucci goes flying like The Flash vs Captain Cold.

    • @tenkuken7168
      @tenkuken7168 Рік тому +11

      kars is so op hes the only jojo villain who dont die

    • @ItsChevnotJeff
      @ItsChevnotJeff 11 місяців тому +2

      "You require to kill a specific number of people, go to a specificplace at a specific time, and your speed still has you be vulnerable to outside forces
      You are more than a seasonal villain, your full "potential" is consequential at best"

    • @jackbruno953
      @jackbruno953 11 місяців тому +1

      MIH would launch kars into space before kars could finish blinking. MIH has infinite speed. Kars isn't even faster than an old WW2 plane. If anything people oversell Kars.

    • @jackbruno953
      @jackbruno953 11 місяців тому +1

      @@ItsChevnotJeff You do realize Pucci was only vulnerable to one stand in the fight right....Star Platnium. Stated to be the strongest and most invincible stand a few chapters earlier. Even with a time stop Jotaro had to be saved by diver down since pucci is just that fast. SP at his base is light speed and could barely catch MIH. Kars is nowhere near those speeds. He is dead.

    • @ItsChevnotJeff
      @ItsChevnotJeff 11 місяців тому +1

      @@jackbruno953 Yeah, I guess so, but can you imagine, the whole world is doomed when Kars gets a glimpse at Pucci, and by extension MiH, and begins to copy his abilities. I'm pulling from Novel kars but still

  • @themadhatter3989
    @themadhatter3989 Рік тому +34

    With Cheap Trick, he would just make a new life form, make it look at his back, tank the damage and then kill the creature that has cheap trick

    • @joseguadalupemartineztorre9702
      @joseguadalupemartineztorre9702 11 місяців тому +4

      I'm pretty sure he'd just absorb CT into his body and have his kidneys punch it until he chooses to let it go

  • @sketchymofo
    @sketchymofo Рік тому +10

    Imagine this. Kars gets Cheap Trick on his back. He makes someone look and his back gets ripped off. They have the stand and he regenerates. He inevitably looks at their back. Krasnodar has a new instant kill move.

  • @zippersnstitches9009
    @zippersnstitches9009 Рік тому +41

    I think in some of these scenarios kars would probably be able to pull off some ranged shenanigans, but aside for that this is pretty accurate

    • @sifsuxIDV
      @sifsuxIDV Рік тому +10

      Plus with stuff like Blue Hawaii I think they're forgetting the fact he can just fly away

  • @angelicoe9540
    @angelicoe9540 Рік тому +7

    Kars thinks about pursuing Wonder of U, he just gets flung into deep space at light speed

  • @Badwolfwho1
    @Badwolfwho1 Рік тому +59

    I think with Tusk Act 4 the problem is Kars isn't gonna be standing still for Johnny to just do all the prep work to hit him, he takes out the horse at range, Johnny can't do his super rotation anymore and he can be taken down at his leisure.

    • @mandalorianhunter1
      @mandalorianhunter1 Рік тому +12

      Also Kars just send multiple creatures to attack the horse in order to stop Johnny.

    • @Voujou.
      @Voujou. Рік тому +25

      Kars can also easily just chop off his limbs that got hit by the rotation, like what Diego did. Once he sees the ability once he’s gonna find a way around it.

    • @lvlHive
      @lvlHive Рік тому +9

      Getting kicked by a horse or even touching it while its running is enough for him to use act 4

    • @EnbyOccultist
      @EnbyOccultist Рік тому +9

      @@lvlHive Plot twist, Kars turns into a centaur and uses Tusk Act 5

    • @Sivves
      @Sivves Рік тому +4

      @@EnbyOccultist tusk act 5 is real

  • @nidhogg8446
    @nidhogg8446 Рік тому +77

    The Tardigrade argument is so funny to me because like
    What the fuck do you think happened at the end of Part 2? That's exactly what Tardigrades do to survive in extreme conditions? They curl up, lose moisture and basically turn into a indestructible rock while they wait for the environment to chill the fuck down
    What did Kars do? He curled up, turned into an indestructible rock and waited, and waited
    And waited
    He did the exact same thing a Tardigrade would have done except he kept waiting forever

    • @femimark5021
      @femimark5021 Рік тому +7

      My head cannon is that there is a planet out there somewhere lifeseeded by kars, or maybe there are many Kars and that's how pillar men got to earth and why there is life on earth.

    • @damoncross22
      @damoncross22 Рік тому +5

      @@femimark5021 might I direct you to the JORGE JOESTAR light novel

  • @JoFoAKAForteen
    @JoFoAKAForteen Рік тому +12

    Dude, I just thought about it but if Ultimate Kars is in the SBRverse he can technically access all the abilities of rock humans and rock animals, so that would be really funny to see happen

  • @jotarokujo852
    @jotarokujo852 Рік тому +67

    Wouldn't Kars be able to instantly master hamon and the spin in part 7 after seeing Johnny utilise it and since spin is a gateway to stands, he could get something similar to Ball Breaker (but ULTIMATE), then from there maybe even copy other stands similarly to the Jorge Joestar novel? Bro imagine Wonder of U: ULTIMATE

    • @lvlHive
      @lvlHive Рік тому +4

      I mean once he gets hit he wont be able to use it properly, even if he centaurs himself to achieve the golden rotation he will still get reverted back to his original form and location before he can do anything.

    • @derpyducks22
      @derpyducks22 Рік тому

      @@lvlHivewould he still be spinning if he clones himself or would they both just be spinning, and what if they are both spinning but one does a hand stand and they merge together, would it counteract the infinite rotation

    • @lvlHive
      @lvlHive Рік тому

      @@derpyducks22 If he splits his cells to create a clone, his cells would still be spinning and basically unsplit the cells as they return back to him.
      The way i see it, he would either be in FV situation and be stuck in one place for all eternity, or be in Johnny's situation and turn into a picasso in one place for all eternity.

    • @RheaMainz
      @RheaMainz Рік тому

      @@lvlHive What happens if he simply sits there, while Johnny gets too tired and falls asleep. Would that dispel the effects of the spin, since Johnny could no longer maintain it?

    • @lvlHive
      @lvlHive Рік тому

      @@RheaMainz The infinite Rotation is infinite and would persist long after Johnny is dead unless someone shot you with it in the opposite direction. Spin isnt just a stand ability it is a universal force in the SBR universe and stands like Tusk and Ball Breakers are just aiming it.

  • @fabiopauli420
    @fabiopauli420 Рік тому +4

    23:35 Kars comming out of the mirror dimension like: Hu? oh wow 80 years have passed? time really flies once you experience the agony of being stuck in stone for millenia. Anyway back to killing.

  • @ninjabaiano6092
    @ninjabaiano6092 Рік тому +6

    He actually survived in the canon series too.
    Hes still alive in space.

  • @joechin9379
    @joechin9379 Рік тому +11

    With the speed of the peregrine falcon, infinite life of a jellyfish, strength of a dungbeetle, and other factors of strength from different animals he is almost invincible. Just his sheer speed and strength and unique abilities basically give him a free win in every scenario.
    Edit: also waterbear

  • @Voujou.
    @Voujou. Рік тому +71

    MIH v Kars is interesting because Kars can’t catch Pucci and Pucci can’t kill Kars. If anyone says he could just punch him to orbit, wtf is Pucci gonna do if Kars just decides to emit a virus around him. Hand to hand combat is not an option for Pucci, Kars can either eat him or just straight up infect him.
    (Also brings up a question, if Pucci gets infected while he’s in sped up time, would the virus also get sped up?)
    Well most of these fights Kars can just blitz his opponent before they have a chance to use their one shot (Heaven’s Door, Whitesnake, maybe Tusk Act 4)

    • @nidhogg8446
      @nidhogg8446 Рік тому +25

      Kars vs Made in Heaven just made me think of Thirty Fucking Kars In Mars

    • @KingOfFools784
      @KingOfFools784 Рік тому

      Since a virus is kind of a living thing, I wouldn’t say it’s accelerated

    • @Voujou.
      @Voujou. Рік тому +12

      @@nidhogg8446 Novel Kars is a different beast, he sweeps mostly everyone

    • @Magic_Ice
      @Magic_Ice Рік тому +13

      Imo Ultimate Kars beats MIH.
      Early in MIH before Pucci gained a ton of speed I think Jotaro said that he was moving as fast as a bullet train. That’s fast however some flies have a reaction time of less than 5 milliseconds. If Jotaro could react to MIH early on then so could Kars. So at best for MIH it stalls for a few minutes before it is too fast for Kars to react to but then it just does chip damage to Kars. I see a win condition for Kars but I don’t see one for MIH.

    • @noahisblue
      @noahisblue Рік тому +1

      One thing ive thought of was that Pucci could reset the universe far enough to where Kars didnt have the red stone while still weak to sunlight, and Pucci could just find a way to get him into sunlight or smth.

  • @HORRIOR1
    @HORRIOR1 Рік тому +11

    I would like to point out these are just the scenarios that us lowly mortals can think of. Kars with his 500 IQ and full knowledge of his powers could possibly come up with solutions far more creative.
    Like sure he can't really defeat Made in Heaven, but he would definitely be able to kill Pucchi with C Moon by just throwing something at him hard enough, so we never get Made in Heaven.
    Any opponent he gets a drop on he can just have infested with fleas that turn into elephants when he feels like, crushing any ordinary human.

  • @megasparklegoomba6807
    @megasparklegoomba6807 Рік тому +7

    One thing you guys forgot about was that in 7/8, spin is in place of hamon, which would probably mean that Kars would be able to utilize the spin in those scenarios. If this is the case, and due to Kars’ incredible speed, he could probably pry open D4C:LT’s light barrier like Tusk 4 did and punch a spin hole through Valentine(if he gets close, that is).

  • @HydroHypo
    @HydroHypo Рік тому +12

    Even if kars couldn’t see the stand there’s a chance he still could sense it through their horns maybe. Or any other sense in the kingdom. But also we’ve seen invisible stands get duked with so kars would be smart enough to keep a distance and eventually learn what the stand does without even seeing it

    • @curgest6807
      @curgest6807 Рік тому +5

      he could sense the changes in air surely it would be very difficult but remember hayato did the same or rather something similar by seeing the after effects of the ability's and hes not as smart as Kars

    • @tenkuken7168
      @tenkuken7168 Рік тому +1

      also i think animals other than human can see stands like animals gets stands easily

  • @Our_Remedy
    @Our_Remedy Рік тому +2

    Kars vs Stone Ocean be like:
    Bohemian Rhapsody: "Hey, its me, Goku!"

  • @kerionstewarrt7768
    @kerionstewarrt7768 Рік тому +12

    Kars 400IQ should come more into play in the encounters, like most stand battles don’t end with just raw strength unless you’re star.

    • @tenkuken7168
      @tenkuken7168 Рік тому +4

      yeah kars is a genius its just joseph outgenius him but like kars can beat all the jojo geniuses i think because they relly too much on stands

    • @joseguadalupemartineztorre9702
      @joseguadalupemartineztorre9702 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@tenkuken7168Very, I doubt Kars would pick up, let alone unsheathe Anubis seeing as he downplays tech and weapons. I'd also think he'd be able to survive being devoured by Cream and could make into and force Vanilla Ice into letting him go and eating him.
      I also think some should be labeled as Win like GER and Wonder of U & some should be labeled as Contained like Man in the Mirror and Notorious BIG because he'll win over time, just not now

  • @hbarchromeE
    @hbarchromeE 7 місяців тому +3

    15:30 Kars would literally just play rock, paper and scissor all at the same time

  • @ral2cool
    @ral2cool Рік тому +8

    bro stays droppin heat with the collab off all time🔥🔥

  • @ethan4life732
    @ethan4life732 7 місяців тому +2

    I like how most of it devolved into "and then he gets flung into space" lmao

  • @cyrus8886
    @cyrus8886 Рік тому +11

    This is just gonna turn into Jorge Joestar
    The wonder of u over heaven ultimate act 5

    • @freekenjaku
      @freekenjaku Рік тому +2

      (Requiem)

    • @error-4269
      @error-4269 Рік тому +6

      We are on the same thought process nacho.He's going to have every stands ultimate over Heaven requiem Act infinite feedback wound love train Jesus hamon spin go beyond version

  • @jstar7917
    @jstar7917 Рік тому +6

    4:43 If it's ultimate life form Kars he would just grow wings and fly back if Star Platinum threw him his throw has to be powerful than a rocket

  • @connor6994
    @connor6994 Рік тому +11

    WoU was actually in Part 2 since Calamity just exists.

  • @Paddydukes89
    @Paddydukes89 Рік тому +2

    The idea of Kars wandering around just kinda chilling and every now and then getting his shit kicked on by some invisible punch ghost he can't do shit about still tickles me

  • @hardwork.........
    @hardwork......... Рік тому +5

    kars survived all of the parts he was just in space

  • @mr.heguydudeman1649
    @mr.heguydudeman1649 Рік тому +19

    I wish there were more these types of videos. I love the could x survive y format so much.

  • @hondaaccord1399
    @hondaaccord1399 Рік тому +44

    Wonder of U could hypothetically summon Kars Meteor as a Calamity. 😮

    • @bionizard5480
      @bionizard5480 Рік тому +1

      Different universes that Kars does not live in.

    • @hondaaccord1399
      @hondaaccord1399 Рік тому

      @@bionizard5480 Wow. So Steel Ball Universe doesn't even have the same pre-Phantom Blood history? Sheesh@

    • @greezchum76
      @greezchum76 Рік тому +2

      @@hondaaccord1399 probably doesn’t

    • @Malikriku
      @Malikriku Рік тому +1

      ​Honda Accord I'm pretty sure they said that everyone that was alive at the time of the universe reset got put back in some way so there was a Kars equivalent but we have no idea if they achieved ultimate status unless someone asks Araki

    • @locten4949
      @locten4949 Рік тому +5

      ​@@MalikrikuSBR universe is completely separate from the original universe, original universe got reset back to its original form, but without Pucci. It did not become SBR universe.

  • @Solongsocialmedia
    @Solongsocialmedia 6 місяців тому +2

    9:54 OI JOSUKE! i Used ZA HANDO to grab a space rock! But this guy wants to kill us and can regenerate!
    Ain't that Wacky?

  • @filipe_paixao
    @filipe_paixao Рік тому +7

    If Kars picks Anubis he doesn't lose.
    Because he's Immortal and Anubis not, eventually the sword will break 😂

  • @mr.greenstone
    @mr.greenstone Рік тому +1

    I just love to see you guys interact, it's so entertaining and funny to watch you two discuss and laugh about JoJo.

  • @jstar7917
    @jstar7917 Рік тому +5

    11:30 Well again this is why Kars is very very smart he would just set Rohan up in a trap or get someone else like hypothetically Wamuu to do it

  • @colbylamon8316
    @colbylamon8316 Рік тому +1

    Anytime y’all collab it’s always fun, thoughtful, and quality content. Best jojotubers and some of the best anime dudes on the site. Keep it up boyos.

  • @jonahj9519
    @jonahj9519 Рік тому +6

    I have an argument in favor of Kars vs Wonder of U. So like, realistically Kars could continue to regenerate from most the the calamity that comes his way. If Kars would continue to pursue him, then these calamities would have to escalate to the point where they would have to cause some world ending event, which would result in a draw. That’s a possibility.

    • @canadianchaos1517
      @canadianchaos1517 11 місяців тому +2

      Or, you could just have one calamity just launch him into space.

  • @dailysythequickiest
    @dailysythequickiest Рік тому +6

    My brain :
    Kars can survive all of 1-6 without luck
    My brain after :
    Nice.

  • @azur_0260
    @azur_0260 Рік тому +16

    What about jail house lock ? Let's say that he'd touch the stand's ability, that would've been a win for part 6. I think.

    • @shadowofdimentio4618
      @shadowofdimentio4618 Рік тому +13

      You could make the argument that he could create an animal to hunt down the stand user if he's seen her. Jolyne forgot things but still had basic knowledge like how to eat and use her stand ability, so it's safe to say Kars would know he can create life still and that's unaffected by the memory power. There's nothing stopping Kars from just killing the entire prison either since he could unlike Jolyne and it would be in character. Also when the user dies, it's probable he'd get all his memories back so like Man in the Mirror it feels temporary at best

    • @sifsuxIDV
      @sifsuxIDV Рік тому +3

      ​@@shadowofdimentio4618 Jail House Lock works by removing the ability to create new memories. You still have all your memories from before you were affected by the stand so he would be fine

    • @makeitquick3998
      @makeitquick3998 Рік тому +2

      Unlike regular humans, I think Kars would kill almost any human he sees, so it would be basic instinct to kill any non-prostrating human before him.

  • @lucasbrothers207
    @lucasbrothers207 Рік тому +7

    With the duplicate Kars theory for Cheap Trick, all Kars would really need to do is probably sever part of himself. Because he's the culmination of every living being, he should, by that logic, have the regenerative power of a starfish, which can duplicate themselves from severed limbs, creating two copies of the original. So yes, Kars could logically clone himself, and you don't even need to stretch that far to say so

    • @That_guyexist
      @That_guyexist 4 місяці тому

      Not only that his duplication is the peak

  • @blindbananabandit2039
    @blindbananabandit2039 Рік тому +3

    Notorious BIG would just become Kars' pet, and they would star in a lovely sitcom together.

    • @F1areon
      @F1areon Місяць тому

      BIG in tiny form and Kars carries it around like a purse dog

  • @DancaniaX
    @DancaniaX 5 місяців тому +2

    Cars slips on a banana peel and falls off the planet.

  • @TheDarkFuryKnight
    @TheDarkFuryKnight Рік тому +3

    That was a very funny video, I just think it's funny imagining kars as a protagonist just doing what the mcs did but afterwards he just finishes it

  • @michaelhensel3187
    @michaelhensel3187 7 місяців тому +2

    Parts 1-6: I Kars am the only thing close to a True GOD, nothing can dream of killing me and my power is absolute
    Part 7: *makes ten million Kars’ appear from different realities all to beat his ass*
    Part 8: *Changes that location where actual literal Jesus Christ take a fat shit in, Kars ceases to exist*

  • @AG-fm5tc
    @AG-fm5tc Рік тому +8

    I find it interesting how kars could beat most parts by flying because most high ap stands don't have the range and those that do cant kill him

  • @needledealer9971
    @needledealer9971 5 місяців тому +2

    Kars: ...
    Bohemian Rhapsody Gilgamesh: "Let me tell you of the beggining.Heaven and Earth split and nothingness congratulated creation. My sword of rupture cleaved the world. Mortar of the stars, heaven's hell is the eve of creations celebration. Now you shall die and be silent! Enuma Elish!"

    • @hainguyn948
      @hainguyn948 5 місяців тому

      If Bohemian Rhapsody victim doesn’t know about that story then it has no effect on them, obviously it would always be a story that the victim knows, but the point isn’t for some fictional characters to kill them, it’s so that they have to follow the fate of that characters, people who know about Snow White have to eat an apple and get poisoned

  • @jaczylijaaleniepowiemkto3243
    @jaczylijaaleniepowiemkto3243 Рік тому +6

    *Laughs in Light Novel Kars*

  • @yoshi_phantom
    @yoshi_phantom Рік тому +8

    Theres many abilities you didnt mention in the video that kars could have become plants like fungi and release spores taking peoples minds over making an apocalypse. He would basically be a planetary level threat to galaxy level threat because he could use space ships if he wanted to because it would work like a hivemind.

  • @nonya1366
    @nonya1366 5 місяців тому +3

    Honestly? I first assumed this was 'Ultimate Kars is the protagonist, now they HAVE to complete certain objectives. [Beat Dio to death, beat...Himself?, Rescue Jotaro's mother from DIO's influence, discover and defeat the serial killer, etc etc.]
    And he'd obliterate most people sure, but how will he handle FORCED SOCIAL INTERACTION.

  • @Gojoover-_-
    @Gojoover-_- 7 місяців тому +2

    What if kars just recreates the virus which gives stands, and gains his very own stand, and even get a requiem stand, as he could evolve it himself, rather than a forced evolution from a stand arrow

  • @Jarethttorney
    @Jarethttorney Рік тому +4

    If WoU follows final destination rules the newest thing pursuing is the next to die Kars can just summon independent creatures like the squirrel until he reaches the user unless they still count as Kars.

  • @lukeladin
    @lukeladin Рік тому +9

    Pucci couldn't throw Kars into space as gravity was also infinitely sped up and pucci hasn't really gotten many lifting strenght feats

  • @CowKirbo
    @CowKirbo 6 місяців тому +3

    Cheap trick can not be physically removed without killing the user. However, cheap trick doesn't kill the soul and Kars could regenerate. Cheap trick completely loses purely off of the fact that cheap trick has no way of actuallly killing Kars however Kars can't kill Cheap Trick

  • @guilhermemadureira9083
    @guilhermemadureira9083 Рік тому +2

    Heaven's Door: "You cannot think"
    Part 2 canon ending achieved

  • @wewserlethaldude9
    @wewserlethaldude9 Рік тому +10

    I personally like to joke about Superfly defeating all of the most powerful Stands, but I have to say that D4C and Ultimate Kars are the two characters who actually could just _win._ Maybe? Can Kars actually create souls? The manga doesn't go into that... Still, not mentioning the Stand is a missed opportunity.
    You know, with just a minute of prep time and an ally, Kira could set up Bites the Dust and defeat Kars effortlessly, assuming his regeneration is not too strong.
    "Hey, Mr. Kars! That guy over there - that's Yoshikage Kira!"

    • @mandalorianhunter1
      @mandalorianhunter1 Рік тому

      That's if it keeps resetting, it only re set if others saw Killer Queen Hayoto and would Kars be looking for Kira or how would he die?

    • @wewserlethaldude9
      @wewserlethaldude9 Рік тому

      @@mandalorianhunter1 He did try to use it at the very end of his life, setting it up on a random nurse and confessing, in the hopes that she would immediately turn around and tell someone else, so I do not see why not.

    • @mandalorianhunter1
      @mandalorianhunter1 Рік тому

      @@wewserlethaldude9 yeah because they all knew at that minute, we aren't sure how it works when the victim doesn't blow up or killer queen isn't found out. The others could see it, Not Kars or anyone else.

  • @liricopetanco6257
    @liricopetanco6257 Рік тому +1

    I love how it all can be resume in "and then he is lauch into space"

  • @devastatheseeker9967
    @devastatheseeker9967 Рік тому +3

    I'm honestly surprised ultimate Kars never came back. Like, he didn't die, he was just frozen in space.

    • @hunterculpepper1973
      @hunterculpepper1973 Рік тому +1

      Yeah he would of had a stand to probably like ultimate requiem

  • @freepointsgals609
    @freepointsgals609 Рік тому

    13:59 I like how when he goes into what sheer heart attack would be distracted by, the first two creatures he lists are cold blooded.

  • @raikaria3090
    @raikaria3090 Рік тому +21

    Devil's Advocate for the "Kars can see stands". He's the Ultimate Life Form. Once stands started proflierateing, if a monkey and rats can have stands; there is absolutely no way that Kars would not develop a stand. Assumeing he dosen't already have one upon ascension and simply did not use it because he didn;t know of it.
    I assume as soon as Kars discovered what a Stand is as the Ultimate Life form, since Stands are connected to your life energy; Kars would immediately unlock one of his own. And since he is the "Ultimate Life Form" it would probably be pretty strong. Presumably; as the "Ultimate Life Form" he would also have the Ultimate Stand.
    Kars can beat Rohan if he just speed blitzes Rohan before he can show Kars his art, which is entirely possible.

    • @mandalorianhunter1
      @mandalorianhunter1 Рік тому +4

      This happened in Highway Star so yeah Kars Should be able to speed blitz Rohan.

    • @nemanjamihajlovic7389
      @nemanjamihajlovic7389 Рік тому

      Yeah but later rohan doesnt have to use his art he can just draw on air if i remember correctly

    • @_Shadu_
      @_Shadu_ Рік тому +3

      Isn't it mention by Araki that while MiH was active Rohan was able to draw manga before the pen dried up? I don't think it's possible for Kars to blitz him faster than he draws

    • @raikaria3090
      @raikaria3090 Рік тому +4

      @@_Shadu_ That's most likely because Rohan wrote in himself "Rohan Kishibe cannot miss deadlines". Which would fall under prep time.

  • @xyromastr
    @xyromastr Рік тому +2

    Kars would simply blitz nearly every character and stand

  • @dbonechis
    @dbonechis Рік тому +11

    Kars has 500IQ, ain't no way he's losing to a REGULAR CHILD in Rock Paper Scissors. He'd be able to perfectly predict the kid's next 20 moves in seconds.

    • @ieatvirgins
      @ieatvirgins Рік тому +6

      Kars' reaction speed should be fast enough to just instantly counter anything RPS kid pulls out.

  • @oceanman1687
    @oceanman1687 Рік тому

    I absolutely loved this. The collab was great and it sounded really fun for you guys. Awesome video man. It was a really interesting topic.

  • @traxdaze
    @traxdaze Рік тому +4

    I need more Meta I and Kaleb vids y'all had me dying bro

  • @tobyvarnum-ts7cr
    @tobyvarnum-ts7cr Рік тому +1

    Kars could freeze himself like dio and sheer heart attack couldn't see him