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  • Jarhead - Swofford Loses It: Swofford (Jake Gyllenhaal) puts Fergus O'Donnell (Brian Geraghty) in a horrible situation.
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    FILM DESCRIPTION:
    In the late 1980s, Anthony Swofford (Jake Gyllenhaal) enlists as a Marine, training in boot camp under a sadistic drill instructor. Swofford undertakes a sniper course headed by Staff Sgt. Sykes (Jamie Foxx) during this time, which is shortly before the advent of the Gulf War. When the United States becomes involved, Swofford is shipped out, along with his spotter, Alan Troy (Peter Sarsgaard). Facing uncertainty each day -- about the war and home -- the soldiers try to maintain composure.
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    Cast: Brian Geraghty, Jacob Vargas, Jake Gyllenhaal
    Director: Sam Mendes
    Producer: Sam Mendes
    Screenwriter: William Broyles Jr.
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  • @fvckingvibe
    @fvckingvibe Рік тому +4726

    This is why you don't eat the whole crayon box at one time.

  • @Lt.Dan_23
    @Lt.Dan_23 Рік тому +3214

    despite his rage, he still didn't have his finger on the trigger

    • @Yuritarkov
      @Yuritarkov Рік тому +266

      he's still just a rat in a cage

    • @Rudytrue
      @Rudytrue Рік тому +37

      @@Yuritarkov you sneaky rat you

    • @Metoobie
      @Metoobie 10 місяців тому +24

      We are still... in... the desert.

    • @turpaan2373
      @turpaan2373 8 місяців тому +2

      well i didnt know rats yell and curse while being caged XD

    • @ocinprofession
      @ocinprofession 8 місяців тому

      @@turpaan2373 That's cause you don't speak rat.

  • @Metoobie
    @Metoobie 10 місяців тому +2092

    This is when a soldier needs to be sent home. I saw something similar happen on a range once, where an instructor put the barrel up to a trainee's head. The instructor was shouting about dead people from his last deployment. I have no idea if he had rounds in the magazine, but I remember that when he pulled the cocking handle back, the bolt slid fully forward and he slammed on the forward assist. His finger was curled onto the trigger. The other instructors were all of a sudden speaking in a very calm voice and removed him from the range.

    • @JarelJay
      @JarelJay 9 місяців тому +174

      Careful now, ppl will get offended and attack u for referring to Marines as "soldiers"

    • @jubblebubblele5557
      @jubblebubblele5557 9 місяців тому +28

      @@JarelJay is not all military soldiers😭

    • @redactedcanceledcensored6890
      @redactedcanceledcensored6890 9 місяців тому +33

      oof... instructor was lucky that Pvt. Accidental Discharge was not paying attention right then

    • @invdrzim5600
      @invdrzim5600 9 місяців тому +71

      @@jubblebubblele5557 Nah in the US there are different names for everyone. Army has soldiers, Marine Corps has marines, Navy has sailors, and Air Force has airmen.

    • @Fruzhin5483
      @Fruzhin5483 9 місяців тому

      ​@@invdrzim5600seamen... heh

  • @MrJustonemorevoice
    @MrJustonemorevoice 11 місяців тому +1222

    You know you're hated when the only potential witness just up and leaves on his own accord.

    • @Sercer25
      @Sercer25 9 місяців тому

      hes one of those low income ghetto trash people who live by some garbage code of 'dont snitch' until theyre the ones in this position. fake tough guys.

    • @tommyatkins2527
      @tommyatkins2527 7 місяців тому +183

      Wasn't even his tent

    • @JoseRodriguez-lp7rs
      @JoseRodriguez-lp7rs 7 місяців тому +237

      @@tommyatkins2527matter of fact he was never there to begin with

    • @FRAGResourceTTV
      @FRAGResourceTTV 2 місяці тому +46

      What witness? I only saw two people in this scene

    • @Jaymarcomoprime
      @Jaymarcomoprime 2 місяці тому +9

      ​@@FRAGResourceTTV Whatr you talking about I only saw glasses blow his own brains out .

  • @versthappening603
    @versthappening603 6 місяців тому +1139

    imagine having your own teammate suddenly pointing his rifle at you and then proceeding to do the verbal equivalent of spamming a copypasta

    • @whg_brianferguson
      @whg_brianferguson 5 місяців тому +59

      'verbal equivalent of spamming a copypasta' i am stealing that thank you very much

    • @versthappening603
      @versthappening603 5 місяців тому

      @@whg_brianferguson no problem

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName 3 місяці тому +5

      Like one time you owned that one enemy with background vacuum and dog noise

  • @jaegermann4170
    @jaegermann4170 10 місяців тому +564

    “Jake, love the enthusiasm… but we need you to place that rifle down and step back away from it.”

    • @Kerrviii
      @Kerrviii 10 місяців тому +6

      Hilarious 😂

    • @user-ko5ul7yi1x
      @user-ko5ul7yi1x 3 місяці тому +8

      *"Thisismyriflerepeatafterme. REPEAT AFTER ME!"*

    • @JBrander
      @JBrander 2 місяці тому +1

      Jake: (2:22)

    • @PeekingPixels
      @PeekingPixels Місяць тому

      @@JBrander 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 beautiful

  • @ObiWanBockobi
    @ObiWanBockobi Рік тому +1515

    This wasn't even in the script. Jake just lost it.

    • @Awfulfeature
      @Awfulfeature Рік тому +61

      This reminds me of that Tom hanks comment from the Band of Brothers marching clip

    • @Guy_LastName
      @Guy_LastName 8 місяців тому +20

      is this a joke? apparently jake did go overboard on the emotion and it was a problem on set with fergus' actor.

    • @dimitarmargaritov
      @dimitarmargaritov 8 місяців тому +14

      For real? He really got into the role.

    • @deletdis6173
      @deletdis6173 6 місяців тому +8

      ​@@dimitarmargaritovYes

    • @salmon_wine
      @salmon_wine 4 місяці тому +8

      @@Guy_LastName "go overboard on the emotion" crazy when that, plus the obvious Full Metal Jacket analogues, set up a perfect "expectation vs crushing reality" that this film leans into in a very brilliant way

  • @devanmoran
    @devanmoran Рік тому +2404

    Jake Gyllenhall is amazing he is so underrated

    • @yungk8310
      @yungk8310 Рік тому +10

      This and night crawler are good movies

    • @cashfortin
      @cashfortin Рік тому +32

      underrated?

    • @DaveDexterMusic
      @DaveDexterMusic Рік тому +4

      @@cashfortin I've seen people say ben kingsley is underrated, this is nothing

    • @NoBody12133
      @NoBody12133 Рік тому +8

      Lol, he isn't underrated, the vast majority of people who have seen him act know he is a great actor.

    • @gunacopter
      @gunacopter Рік тому +5

      underrated xD haha you're so special Devan come here little boy lemme scratch that hair...

  • @FordyFwee43
    @FordyFwee43 Рік тому +578

    doing homework with my dad be like 1:57

  • @westboiizizherez
    @westboiizizherez 8 місяців тому +292

    1:46 Bro started speaking Wikipedia 💀💀

  • @HERO-xc8bq
    @HERO-xc8bq Рік тому +1729

    “We all fail. We all make mistakes. It’s what makes us human.” -Master Chief

    • @Xecnalxes
      @Xecnalxes Рік тому +13

      Wtf...when did he say this?

    • @ACHonezGaming
      @ACHonezGaming Рік тому +25

      @@Xecnalxes in infinity

    • @Moonshine_143
      @Moonshine_143 Рік тому +3

      ​@@Xecnalxes infinity

    • @guiltyspork7753
      @guiltyspork7753 Рік тому +3

      @@Xecnalxes don’t tell me you’re complaining about it

    • @tjmoon1857
      @tjmoon1857 Рік тому +12

      Master Chief was born human, but he spent most of his life as something else

  • @Yourmommaobama
    @Yourmommaobama Рік тому +115

    He took his orange crayon that’s his favorite flavor

    • @Awfulfeature
      @Awfulfeature Рік тому +6

      But the red ones are the best…

  • @WiseArkAngel
    @WiseArkAngel 6 місяців тому +72

    This is why you share the crayons with the platoon.

  • @woodjacoodja9544
    @woodjacoodja9544 Рік тому +529

    Brian Geraghty's Agent - So which movie do you wanna play the lowly insecure side character in?
    Brian Geraghty - Yes.

    • @scunnysum
      @scunnysum Рік тому +16

      And it always a military/police role lol

    • @Nolaris3
      @Nolaris3 10 місяців тому +8

      Lol just finished watching Boardwalk Empire, why is this so true

    • @dakotastarchild4424
      @dakotastarchild4424 7 місяців тому +3

      And the 1st officer in "Flight"

    • @bbryant9455
      @bbryant9455 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@dakotastarchild4424"ohhhhh Lord! Jesus!"

    • @michaelwitt3712
      @michaelwitt3712 3 місяці тому

      He’s great in hurt locker

  • @chrisburke624
    @chrisburke624 10 місяців тому +145

    Jake Gyllenhaal is such a damn good actor! Every time he plays a soldier or a cop, he f**king nails it!

  • @fishfingers4483
    @fishfingers4483 Рік тому +506

    Jake is such an underrated actor one of my favourites 🔥

    • @RAYMOND75600
      @RAYMOND75600 Рік тому +4

      Are u sure

    • @ananimal9779
      @ananimal9779 Рік тому +4

      If you haven't seen it, Nightcrawler is amazing.

    • @fishfingers4483
      @fishfingers4483 Рік тому

      @@ananimal9779
      Hahaha that’s my favourite Jake film. The story line and the performance is incredible 😂😂

    • @Kerrviii
      @Kerrviii 10 місяців тому

      @@RAYMOND75600he put the fire 🔥 emoji after it. He’s sure.

    • @blandbull
      @blandbull 4 місяці тому

      agreeed! mine as well!

  • @supersloth1667
    @supersloth1667 Рік тому +475

    Love the trigger discipline

  • @goskidmark
    @goskidmark Рік тому +833

    He should have won an Emmy for this.

    • @jirden
      @jirden Рік тому +85

      Nah definitely a Grammy. Possibly even a Tony.

    • @giovannimatias2565
      @giovannimatias2565 Рік тому +35

      Not an Oscar though, wouldn't make sense.

    • @_cesarjoseph
      @_cesarjoseph Рік тому +6

      I think the gold medal would suit him

    • @heybeachMIN
      @heybeachMIN Рік тому +13

      @@giovannimatias2565 he would win the Oscar if he was black or LGBT+

    • @tdubzzz2655
      @tdubzzz2655 10 місяців тому +7

      @@heybeachMINthis was in 2005 people didn’t rlly give af abt that bs

  • @organicmilk5
    @organicmilk5 Рік тому +81

    Even the other actor was like super uncomfortable while filming this scene jake goooes haaaard

  • @phillipsmith4473
    @phillipsmith4473 Рік тому +346

    I'd imagine swofford would've been sent home and arrested right after that.

    • @ommanmansoor9148
      @ommanmansoor9148 Рік тому +114

      If US military treated death threats like it treats rapes, them this is a really accurate description.

    • @aelix56
      @aelix56 Рік тому +19

      ​@@ommanmansoor9148 ok "omman"

    • @tjmoon1857
      @tjmoon1857 Рік тому +46

      Is this just a guess or what? Do you figure the US military in the mid 2000's had the same HR department that a Wal Mart would have? Do you think they would respect your preferred pronouns? Do you think they would fire a squad leader for being mean to a recruit?

    • @phillipsmith4473
      @phillipsmith4473 Рік тому

      @@tjmoon1857 Someone pissed on your cereal my man, huge difference in shoving a barrel into your mate's face than referr
      ing him to "him" instead of "her".

    • @Rhatid-mon
      @Rhatid-mon 11 місяців тому +4

      Court Martial!

  • @northamericanintercontinen3207
    @northamericanintercontinen3207 8 місяців тому +162

    This scene made me think about the need for addressing mental health issues in the military specially if we talk about combat veterans

    • @hammurds
      @hammurds 6 місяців тому +8

      Lol he never even saw combat

    • @justliving920
      @justliving920 5 місяців тому +28

      @@hammurds
      He didn't see combat, but extended time in hazardous duty locations can easily have an effect on a person's mind as they deal with the constant stress of drills and increased security. Even if you're never shot at, constantly being told each day you could get shot at has a obvious effect on somebodies behavior and mind.

    • @salmon_wine
      @salmon_wine 4 місяці тому +20

      @@hammurds literally part of the point of the movie, cuz that was true for so many marines IRL. This film's references to Full Metal Jacket are no accident, they're there because all the marines *expect* their deployment to be like those famous war movies... but it isnt. It's just a bit of hype, and months of hellish torture, all to just hurry up and wait... Just like happens every day in the real US military. It takes a special kind of man, or a man who isnt all the way there, no to lose it in a situation like that

    • @dannywhite132
      @dannywhite132 2 місяці тому +2

      Dude signed up for it and didn't even see any active duty he spent a couple years on holiday

    • @salmon_wine
      @salmon_wine 2 місяці тому +2

      @@dannywhite132 the problem is internally knowing that you're on holiday, yet everyone around you is insisting that you act like you aren't, for years

  • @tomace4898
    @tomace4898 Рік тому +115

    He was locked and loaded.

  • @deiongoldsmith515
    @deiongoldsmith515 Рік тому +85

    I think swofford needs to talk to Oscar team lol

  • @haroldgodwinson5043
    @haroldgodwinson5043 Рік тому +16

    That's most mornings for me right before I go into work

  • @jeffshriber6120
    @jeffshriber6120 6 місяців тому +27

    After 25 years in the military, what u learned is the military does a phenomenal job turning an average person in to a warrior. It does a very poor job converting them back to a civilian. And it's way behind the curve learning how to recognize mental instability in the ranks. It gets real scary when it's caused from the flag officers on up. There was a young sailor in my division who got caught driving missile launchers off base to his apartment. After. Being arrested and asked why he did it, he said he was trying to build a space ship and go to mars,turns out he was completely mentally insane and no one saw it. We had an admiral who decided he wanted to keep an entire carrier battle group out to sea with no port of calls 148 days straight. He was deemed " lost the confidence of leadership" by his superiors. This happens in all branches and all ranks, only way to monitor it is have a psychiatrist assigned to each unit that reports indepentlty to medical where they can stop operations and send people back home.

    • @niceboi6364
      @niceboi6364 4 місяці тому +3

      It's quick and easy to learn a destructive behavior. Deconstructing it is what takes years or even a lifetime and nothing guarantees you ever get to be even a bit like your old self.
      This applies to substance abuse and domestic abuse behaviors too.

    • @orbitalvagabond
      @orbitalvagabond 3 місяці тому +1

      Well, for the Mars guy, if he had enough missiles he technically could have done it.

    • @veiserexab1428
      @veiserexab1428 2 місяці тому

      ​@@niceboi6364 in my experience, to overcome destructive behavior first you had to get used to losing a game too many times, and keep convincing yourself so hard that breaking things on anger causes karma and being worse than todler

  • @danielking1144
    @danielking1144 Рік тому +16

    Didn't like a big percent of us deaths in the gulf resulted in friendly fire

  • @JBrander
    @JBrander Рік тому +60

    Time to roast some sausages next to the ammo crates.

    • @coryboy345
      @coryboy345 Рік тому +1

      Sounds delicious

    • @Awfulfeature
      @Awfulfeature Рік тому +1

      What’s a Marines Meal without a taste of death?

    • @KevinRichards-rk3gp
      @KevinRichards-rk3gp 9 місяців тому +1

      Fergus accidently threw Swafford under the bus in the sausage scene.

    • @bobbyraejohnson
      @bobbyraejohnson 3 місяці тому

      @@KevinRichards-rk3gp no he didn’t… it was supposed to be his watch that’s on swoffer…

  • @Kiko_888
    @Kiko_888 5 місяців тому +13

    This scene is so intense people forget to talk about what a cowardly weasel Cortez was. I'd hate to depend on him as my comrade out there 😅

    • @fricholas7608
      @fricholas7608 Місяць тому

      Not everyone is a hero. He probably has a kid to worry about. No one knows how they will react in these types of situations.
      Its easy to lay blame and point out other peoples faults when we could easily have done the same thing had we been in that situation.

  • @hankhammer1776
    @hankhammer1776 Місяць тому +2

    This scene hits harder if you've ever suffered a mental breakdown & lost it. Still blows my mind how few seconds total loss of control will result in a lifetime of shame & regret. No matter how much effort, dicipline, & sacrifice you've built to get to the pinacle, it's a very quick fall to the pit.

  • @jordanthomasina2854
    @jordanthomasina2854 Рік тому +20

    Cortez was just okay with that lol like wtf

  • @captainsharpeNEL
    @captainsharpeNEL Рік тому +165

    Cortez is a once in a lifetime brother friend.

    • @voli6570
      @voli6570 10 місяців тому +12

      when it comes down to it, he just wanted to stay alive

    • @Kerrviii
      @Kerrviii 10 місяців тому +3

      @@voli6570yeah it’s not like they really chose to be there together. 😂

    • @returnalnocturnal7729
      @returnalnocturnal7729 4 місяці тому +2

      Wouldn't want a coward for a friend

    • @jackrusso4700
      @jackrusso4700 2 дні тому

      @@returnalnocturnal7729absolutely brain dead comment

  • @Macedonahue
    @Macedonahue Рік тому +41

    Another example of why jake gyllenhaal is my favorite actor

  • @borislav6561
    @borislav6561 Рік тому +131

    I love this movie and this scene 🤣

  • @Tyler-vu8yr
    @Tyler-vu8yr 4 місяці тому +4

    Imagine the other guy held the barrel to his head and dared Swofford to shoot when he pointed it at him

  • @randomuser6175
    @randomuser6175 5 місяців тому +16

    This will always be Jake's best movie for me

  • @GustavsNikitins
    @GustavsNikitins 6 місяців тому +15

    I love "Full metal jacket" reference here :)))

  • @Noteven0
    @Noteven0 4 місяці тому +6

    A Marine is not a Soldier!
    Call ‘a Marine soldier, and they’ll smack you. A Marine is a Marine!!

    • @keerf255
      @keerf255 2 місяці тому

      Shut up, clown

  • @un_cog9677
    @un_cog9677 11 місяців тому +2

    I've never seen Jarhead holy#@ might have to watch now

  • @huknlipzfishing
    @huknlipzfishing Рік тому +448

    I'm not gonna lie.. I felt his confusion at the end because I've had these episodes before exact same anger and psychotic level. It's hard to fix the ticks that trigger it. And I wasn't even in the military.
    Edit:
    For me it's like I get a fog . I rage that makes me impulsive. Then I smash things, I punch bricks, doors, windows, I've grabbed drinking glasses and smashed it on the counter in my hands and then when I stopped I said wtf why did I do that.
    For me I get guilty,
    "what is wrong with me."
    " what if I hurt someone"
    , "I need to control this"
    , "nobody can love this person you are you need to chill."
    Just thought this might resonate with someone like me and others.

    • @CharlieSheensTigerBlood
      @CharlieSheensTigerBlood Рік тому +48

      Its like watching yourself from the back of your brain and watching what your body will do on its own.
      When you finally regain full awareness, you don't realize you just created a metaphorical tornado.

    • @Dhardy316
      @Dhardy316 Рік тому +6

      No control

    • @Hasshodo
      @Hasshodo Рік тому +11

      I get these in bouts of bad RSD, but I've never wanted to hurt anyone - I've just wanted to destroy everything in my life to hurt myself as much as possible. Thankfully, I've never done anything that was irreparable

    • @arnoldbraunschweiger5920
      @arnoldbraunschweiger5920 Рік тому +7

      That's gotta be anxiety, that's my problem at least. I'm trying to live a peaceful life with my wife and kids, but we're being harassed by her mother on a daily basis, she wants to take everything from us, the kids, money, our house, everything, she's a narcissist demon.
      It makes me extremely anxious when it happens and ignites my anger like wildfire, I can't do anything, I can't stop it, and I think that's the trick you know? It's like sailing on the Pacific Ocean, most of the time it's chill and boring, but there's a big scary storm from time to time that makes you wish to capsize just to end the suffering, but you gotta stay afloat, it will pass.

    • @tonyjack2627
      @tonyjack2627 Рік тому +5

      i've had these also, its a spiritual thing. if you turn to Jesus (which is God by the way) no church building. no religion. just directly to God, He will heal you, help you, save you. happened to me with no therapy or medication. but the other part of it is SIN, stop sinning and God will withhold the demons from attacking, trust me on this. the bible says satan is the king of the children of pride. true wisdom is not of this world, its fearing God (Jesus) and true understanding is knowledge of the holy (Bible).

  • @NGHTMVRE
    @NGHTMVRE 11 місяців тому +50

    2:29 he looks like a lion baring it’s teeth 😂😂

  • @TheSaphireKatana
    @TheSaphireKatana Рік тому +428

    If I was the dude that left I would immediately go to a higher up and inform them of the situation

    • @jimmy67744
      @jimmy67744 Рік тому +145

      snitch

    • @gabegonzalez5055
      @gabegonzalez5055 Рік тому +115

      You don’t understand the culture. You would never dream of doing that if you served.

    • @mikeh171
      @mikeh171 Рік тому +522

      @@gabegonzalez5055 you're joking right? If one person in your unit is threatening to shoot another person in your unit while deployed, you would report that without question.

    • @josephhetzenauer1890
      @josephhetzenauer1890 Рік тому

      @@gabegonzalez5055 You are insane. Insanely stupid.

    • @TheSaphireKatana
      @TheSaphireKatana Рік тому +253

      @deeney5796 hey bro I killed this innocent man with a loving family that will miss him, your my bro right? Don't snitch

  • @fredlandry6170
    @fredlandry6170 Рік тому +3

    Great movie.

  • @christianeasley767
    @christianeasley767 Рік тому +16

    HOOT-- DELTA-- “this is my safety, SIR!!!!” 😅😅😅😅

    • @GVTYSpooky183
      @GVTYSpooky183 Рік тому +4

      True incident, but that wasn't actually said. He simply explained that the delta have a different procedure when it comes to keeping their rifles "safe" (no round chambered, but trigger pulled so the safety can not be clicked on).

  • @bond1483
    @bond1483 Рік тому +160

    These are the emotions of ever man in every inner city in America that’s surrounded by death and drugs. I swear to you.

  • @chewygaming1
    @chewygaming1 5 місяців тому +3

    His finger is off the trigger. He has no intentions to shoot.

    • @KonEl-BlackZero
      @KonEl-BlackZero 5 місяців тому +1

      Perhaps the actor didn't want to cause an Alex Baldwin scenario.

  • @user-dh7et7jz8l
    @user-dh7et7jz8l 5 місяців тому +3

    Looks like _someone_ has a case of the Mondays!

  • @coinlazergaming8516
    @coinlazergaming8516 Рік тому +482

    swafford was a POS. He'd get the firing squad for a stunt like this.

    • @SomniaCE
      @SomniaCE Рік тому +187

      You realize that Jarhead was written BY Swofford as an autobiography, right? He definitely did not get the firing squad

    • @taylornox
      @taylornox Рік тому +246

      @@SomniaCE things are clearly exaggerated for the Hollywood effect obviously, dude would 100% get clipped for this in real life, if not by his CO then 100% by his unit.

    • @gg-ps1vz
      @gg-ps1vz Рік тому +4

      @@taylornox how do you know this?

    • @taylornox
      @taylornox Рік тому +203

      @@gg-ps1vz Anyone who has served, knows nothing like that would fly, you really think a group of guys that are closer than brothers and are relying on each other survive a literal warzone, is going to let one of their own get away with putting a gun against anothers face......

    • @hidan407
      @hidan407 Рік тому +94

      ​@@taylornox amd No one is going to leave the tent like the other guy did unless he went for help.

  • @alex.harrison
    @alex.harrison Рік тому +2

    Oh boy this is gonna take some HR

  • @undercoverbrother67
    @undercoverbrother67 9 місяців тому +8

    "The good guys"

  • @matthewhollfelder3815
    @matthewhollfelder3815 Рік тому +50

    They should of went to lunch instead smh 😂

  • @DustDevilRage
    @DustDevilRage 5 місяців тому

    He had some Dust Devil Rage going on.

  • @stangnutlx
    @stangnutlx Рік тому +47

    When you fail the asvab and have to join the marines...

    • @subaraptor
      @subaraptor Рік тому +9

      Marine Corps has higher standards than any other military branch including ASVAB. That’s why they have rank reciprocity over all other military branches.
      It pays to actually know what you are talking about.

    • @crustybacon4115
      @crustybacon4115 Рік тому

      @@subaraptor A simple google search just proved how wrong you actually are. The Army, Marine Corps and even the National Guard all have the lowest minimum asvab score of 31 for joining, while the Air Force and the Coast Guard require a minimum of 36 (in abnormal circumstances the Air Force will accept a 31, but a waiver of approval is required). "it pays to actually know what you are talking about" tell me you're a civilian without telling me you're a civilian. OR maybe you're just another dumb boot who believes everything you're told.

    • @AngryMaguire
      @AngryMaguire Рік тому +8

      @@subaraptor I’m guessing you failed the ASVAB lmao

  • @Angelg229
    @Angelg229 10 місяців тому +6

    1:46 All ROTC kids when they get offended

  • @aaronlastname7775
    @aaronlastname7775 8 місяців тому +3

    Uh Jake, the line was "This really sucks"

  • @ericleshinskie7233
    @ericleshinskie7233 4 дні тому

    What Swofford did I wish I could do to my real enemies! Especially that screaming part

  • @robertsamuel-wd9tj
    @robertsamuel-wd9tj 7 місяців тому

    Good movie

  • @chubsmckinzy9053
    @chubsmckinzy9053 Рік тому +346

    At one point the Marine Corps was used as an ultimatum for people about to go to prison. The choice was, either go to prison or join the Marines. Anyone who is thinking of joining the USMC should think about that before signing on.

    • @vsupreme9386
      @vsupreme9386 Рік тому +36

      During the cold War. Yep they'd offer youngsters the army or marines instead of prison and that saved the lives of countless young men who otherwise was heading down the path of recidivism. Then they stopped allowing felons in the military during the 2000s. With all the services branches not meeting their recruiting goals except the marine Corp you can expect the military will start letting felons in soon.

    • @jimboramba
      @jimboramba Рік тому +43

      Now they give the job to people with rainbow hair. So much more mentally sound.

    • @SergeantSarge
      @SergeantSarge Рік тому +29

      @@jimboramba You think any of it was mentally sound to begin with?

    • @90sanime52
      @90sanime52 Рік тому +1

      I guess I’ll be joining the Space Force👽

    • @phccaptainamerica
      @phccaptainamerica Рік тому +11

      Who cares? Know a ton of great humans that are/where marines... So what exactly are you trying to imply? That the Hollywood movie is completely accurate? Why are you so passive aggressive about your implications? What's it like to be a dink? So many questions for ya 🤣

  • @JAYboi-0408
    @JAYboi-0408 8 місяців тому +6

    What happens when you eat 6 whole boxes of crayons, especially the orange ones

  • @captaingrant3526
    @captaingrant3526 5 місяців тому

    reverse friendly fire activated

  • @roarroar4316
    @roarroar4316 Рік тому +6

    I bet he's never making sausages again after this

    • @KevinRichards-rk3gp
      @KevinRichards-rk3gp 9 місяців тому +1

      I know right after he accidently threw Swafford under the bus.

  • @zach11241
    @zach11241 2 місяці тому +1

    Donnie Darko becomes Mysterio here.

  • @kenc9236
    @kenc9236 Рік тому +1

    Yeah buddy.

  • @tbidzzzz
    @tbidzzzz 2 місяці тому +3

    This is like a typical Monday for me

  • @joshkyb3388
    @joshkyb3388 Рік тому +8

    This is what happens when Jake steps out of his bubble

    • @neogenesis7706
      @neogenesis7706 Рік тому +5

      Hes the bubble boy. He lives in a bubble

    • @PabloRamos-sd2ml
      @PabloRamos-sd2ml 5 місяців тому

      Tommy went to the marines just like his brother Sam and wasn’t the same again 2:50

  • @MM-qi5mk
    @MM-qi5mk 4 місяці тому

    This is why you need to snack on a jelly donut

  • @user-by6iq2we5c
    @user-by6iq2we5c 5 місяців тому +1

    When that Donnie Drako dream hits you

  • @Vnix
    @Vnix Рік тому +168

    I was never in the military, but when you're deployed and downrange (battlefield), dont you have to check weapons and ammo in/out only when you're going out on patrol and not have it in the barracks like this for safety reasons? safety reasons EXACTLY like this situation???

    • @timangar9771
      @timangar9771 Рік тому +31

      I'm not in the US army, but where I serve, you can't take a functioning weapon into the barracks. You have to remove the breech first.

    • @jbibbity8937
      @jbibbity8937 Рік тому +1

      nope

    • @NoBody12133
      @NoBody12133 Рік тому +47

      Can't believe a Hollywood movie whose purpose is to entertain isn't 100% accurate, thanks for pointing that out!

    • @Former11b
      @Former11b Рік тому +9

      No, I did two deployments to OIF and always had my weapons except for my crew served weapons (M2, M240, Mk19) which I had a cage for and could swap out depending on mission profile

    • @brandogg974
      @brandogg974 Рік тому +11

      this was set in the 90s rules might have been different back then

  • @connorking6852
    @connorking6852 Рік тому +8

    Yea he’s get choked to death in his sleep that night wtf

  • @suzanneward3715
    @suzanneward3715 Рік тому +93

    This takes me back to when i got the whole platoon slayed back in boot camp for multiple screw ups during drill, damn near had every m16 in the squad bay ready to unload on me

    • @NO-AH562
      @NO-AH562 Рік тому +7

      suzanne were you a baracks bunny?

    • @poolee77
      @poolee77 10 місяців тому +4

      Yeah those M16s that are double-locked and on safe with no live rounds in sight.

    • @Sir-McKnight
      @Sir-McKnight 8 місяців тому +3

      Cap of the highest order

    • @227bdiddy
      @227bdiddy 8 місяців тому +3

      Sure woman

  • @christianeasley767
    @christianeasley767 Рік тому +2

    CORTEZ-- he need DA LASIK!!!!!!!

  • @D00dman
    @D00dman Місяць тому

    I just realized Swafford says “boop camp”

  • @bretmichaels8056
    @bretmichaels8056 Рік тому +1

    Pretty sure we have all been there

  • @wiwiz99
    @wiwiz99 2 місяці тому

    Сэр да сэр!

  • @joaquincervantes8396
    @joaquincervantes8396 4 місяці тому +1

    this is before mysterio meets spider man in 2009

  • @johnnyg4mer764
    @johnnyg4mer764 4 місяці тому +4

    1:37
    What goes down on a Rainbow Six Siege match, the round after a massive teamwork misunderstanding. (Friendly Fire during a breach sequence, teammate incompetence, intentional TK via bullet or grenade)

  • @edwardsullivan5884
    @edwardsullivan5884 Місяць тому +1

    he seems upset

  • @jonathandiaz4997
    @jonathandiaz4997 6 місяців тому +1

    9 months ago 😮

  • @travian821
    @travian821 9 місяців тому +2

    Jake Gyllenhall discussing with taylor swift found footage

  • @matthewhoward5822
    @matthewhoward5822 Рік тому +17

    That's true 5:00 traffic behavior...

    • @RyanKaufman
      @RyanKaufman Рік тому +4

      POV: Someone just cut you off in the left lane and is now going slower than traffic

  • @kondwanibanda7819
    @kondwanibanda7819 7 місяців тому

    My man finna cracked

  • @terryschott3881
    @terryschott3881 Рік тому +16

    gotta love seeing peoples comments who haven't served.

    • @TrevorPhillips1969
      @TrevorPhillips1969 Рік тому +2

      Yup, I've never served in any branch of the military. I've had many family members who have served in the Marines. I don't understand the brotherhood and how it is though. That's why I just keep my mouth shut and look at the comments lol.

    • @fractalplugs
      @fractalplugs Рік тому +4

      Calm down Rambo. 🙄

    • @zayyanhussain1994
      @zayyanhussain1994 Рік тому +3

      Whether you served or not this is plain wrong. He probably gave him ptsd 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @douglasmurphy1113
    @douglasmurphy1113 9 місяців тому +2

    2:45 Me trying to rate above 80% VA benefits

  • @a.c.6937
    @a.c.6937 2 місяці тому

    Tuesday.

  • @veiserexab1428
    @veiserexab1428 2 місяці тому

    He could've have it worse than punishment if he pulled a stunt like that irl

  • @ronaldkonkoma4356
    @ronaldkonkoma4356 2 місяці тому +1

    That's how Roadhouse should end

  • @MS69CHRIS
    @MS69CHRIS 2 місяці тому +2

    Relax dude

  • @alanknotts5975
    @alanknotts5975 4 місяці тому +2

    You'd think they'd just play Yhatzee or something.

  • @OrbGoblin
    @OrbGoblin 2 місяці тому +1

    Been seeing clips for this and it looks good, is the actual movie decent? Worth watching?

  • @lordford6600
    @lordford6600 2 місяці тому

    At just like that the MPs were called

  • @lokiprepper
    @lokiprepper 9 місяців тому +1

    Mondays, am I right?

  • @geraldwilson681
    @geraldwilson681 9 місяців тому

    Section 8 that jarhead motha

  • @onarchmo5544
    @onarchmo5544 6 місяців тому

    “Boop camp”

  • @THEKING-zd6gw
    @THEKING-zd6gw Місяць тому +2

    2:26

  • @miken.7379
    @miken.7379 4 місяці тому

    This version of mysterio needs B.A.R.F

  • @bentleybrabec
    @bentleybrabec 28 днів тому +1

    2:31 2:42 2:47 2:50 2:55 Least mental marine

  • @moneova1256
    @moneova1256 5 місяців тому +1

    "Enlist today, be all you can be" 😑

  • @pbdye1607
    @pbdye1607 Рік тому +72

    26 times simply separating the upper from the lower and reassembling? Not very impressive.

    • @themanhimself1229
      @themanhimself1229 Рік тому +7

      I think they fully field strip it and they just cut it out. Or at least take the bolt and carrier out.

    • @emperyn3863
      @emperyn3863 Рік тому +1

      @@themanhimself1229 you can see them just slap the BCG back into the upper receiver. they are just popping it out alittle then putting it back. It would make sense if it was cut to skip past that but they showed them just slapping the BCG in after he says go which shows they were just taking the top receiver off the bottom and then reassembling

    • @tenjenk
      @tenjenk Рік тому +18

      it would be bad move making to go into technical physical details about assembling and dissembling those weapons. Bore the audience into losing the point of the scene and waste screen time better spent elsewhere

    • @jbibbity8937
      @jbibbity8937 Рік тому

      lol

  • @carlosbaja678
    @carlosbaja678 2 місяці тому

    Looks like my XM-15

  • @braedenh6858
    @braedenh6858 Місяць тому

    I thought there were three actors in this scene but I was mistaken. That third guy was never even there.