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- Jarhead - Demotion & Latrine Duty: Swofford (Jake Gyllenhaal) gets punished for his misbehavior.
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FILM DESCRIPTION:
In the late 1980s, Anthony Swofford (Jake Gyllenhaal) enlists as a Marine, training in boot camp under a sadistic drill instructor. Swofford undertakes a sniper course headed by Staff Sgt. Sykes (Jamie Foxx) during this time, which is shortly before the advent of the Gulf War. When the United States becomes involved, Swofford is shipped out, along with his spotter, Alan Troy (Peter Sarsgaard). Facing uncertainty each day -- about the war and home -- the soldiers try to maintain composure.
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Cast: Dennis Haysbert, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jamie Foxx
Director: Sam Mendes
Producer: Sam Mendes
Screenwriter: William Broyles Jr.
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“Your lung problems are not service related” -VA, probably
VA definitely
Ha perfect😂
Sounds 100% accurate
i have a none service related LOD according to the VA.
Truth
"Not too hard, not too soft...perfect. That's Allstate's stand."
"Are you in good hands?"
Yes but how many cubists was it ??
🤣 😂 I legit heard this as I read. Thanks for this!!
Bro I jus noticed thats the same guy who stole the kill. Mf
Pointless discipline for another pointless war. Saddam was america's puppet.
those burn pits probably caused more damage than the war
on the muricans everything caused more daming then the war ........... including friendly fire, diseas , malfuntioning equipment
Yep😔😔
How so?
@@_--Reaper--_ Burning diesel fuel releases toxic, carcinogenic fumes, plus you're using it to burn feces. So you have an entire military camp exposed to multiple drums bellowing out cancer causing gases, bacteria and poo particles (a perfect recipe for ruining your organs and immune system). Wouldn't be surprised if more soldiers got horrendously sick or developed cancer from such a practice than those wounded from the war.
toxic af lol@@_--Reaper--_
An ex-Marine friend of mine used to say the USMC stands for U Signed the Motherfucking Contract
Same thought as marriage. You asked for it. Literally. 😅
Never thought about it like that
FORMER!!!
Same for us in the N.A.V.Y
Never
Again
Volunteer
Yourself
Nice of the VA to give these guys 30% for the cancer they got from this. America is grateful for your service after all.
Charity is socialism, remember, and america hates socialism
yeah, compare this to veterans from russia getting literally nothing from the military after being used as cannon fodder in chechnya and ukraine
@@rayn2913 нормально так приплел
@@rayn2913 the bar should be higher than Russia.
@@ergifem it already is higher than most countries in the world, by a lot.
"It's already full of Chanel #5, sir."
"I don't care if it's full of diesel fuel..."
It's already full of a mixture of diesel fuel and Chanel #5, sir
I'm not gonna walk to the other side of this camp with a case of the bubble guts for my morning glory
I love Channel #5. Its smell morning glory.
"Not too hard, not too soft...perfect."
~Sun Tzu
Sun Poo
Endless wars are cool - Americans
@@johnsteel5347 You know what?
War is 2 Mio. years old.
Perhaps they just came to terms with the circumstances?!
@h1ob355 Okay filthy war hawk.
"It sucks went it's too soft and you have to wipe 50 tons..."
I love how he still has his christmas hat on
They no doubt made him wear it as a punishment.
And this is where my Villain Arc begins
Meanwhile somewhere In The Spider Man Universe.
You have no power in the service fami lol
Yes. You repel others with your poo-breathing abilities.
Gives VA a new meaning
@XVNRX not true. Some things that happen in the desert stay in the desert.
2:35 is this what regretting all your previous life decisions looks like?
Precisely
Can confirm, graces my faces whenever my best bud starts talking about the hemorrhoid he's named
i never served (although i wished i had but it's probably best that i don't)
but i would say yeah, thats about exactly it lol
He likely never celebrated Christmas again...
The worst is when you have the look at 2:35 when your soul is truly shattered and you're trying to process the misery, only to have some f***ing officer intentionally run around and into your line of sight asking "umm, where is my salute?"
Little tip for my fellow soldiers. Your duty may sometimes seem like Generation Kill, sometimes even like Platoon, but when you start to feel like you livong in Jarhead movie, get that sweet DD-214 and GET OUT OF THERE
Hell, my experience was more like Training Day.
Here’s another tip, don’t confuse Marines with Soldiers, we Soldiers don’t like it, and those Marines don’t like it either
@@tsipher My country doesn't have marines so i dont give a flying f if you finds it offensive or whatever just because it sounds weird in your perticular little mind
@@Cesko_Plny_Fialovejch_Zmrdu don’t preach about American military service if you know nothing about American military service, especially when you mention things like DD-214.
@@tsipher Yeah i don't care
2:32 the *exact* moment Swoff "went internal."
Bravo Vince
At this moment I saw a pure Filth Never seen some so f***** u* In all my life
WHOA....WE WATCHED THE SAME VIDEO
What does that mean
@@handsomesquidward5160
Going “internal” pretty much means you lose focus on the task/mission. You’re deep into your own miserable thoughts and overwhelmed by everything that’s going on.
It's incredible to me that people say they joined the marines _because_ of this movie
Yup, just like how Oliver Stone had intended on Platoon to be an anti-war film and it actually had the opposite affect.
Because it's not anything like this. I can't even count how many court-martial offenses were committed during this movie.
It's maybe 15% real and the rest is movie nonsense.
its based on a book that an actual marine wrote about his experiences, are you saying he made them up ? @@sarcasticguy4311
@@sarcasticguy4311Its one of the most accurate portrayals of the Corps lol whatre you on
@@Italkmadshitlol You're full of crap and have never served. This movie is every worst story from all branches of military turned up to 11 and put in a single movie. It's bullshit.
I didn’t know Electro and Mysterio were Marines.
That's where it all started
How old are you?
Hate it when people do this
Lance you forgot Norman Osborne and hector hammond
Also Reed Richards
Lesson, never join the military….. signed an Afghan vet
2:33 This is the face of a man who has discovered true suffering. A man who has truly humbled himself, because he has lost everything and been through unimaginable hardships. This is the face…of a true human.
And the war hadn't even started yet.
I can't count the number of times I've had that look, and I was only in for 7 years...
He went internal it happens to the best of us
Happens numerous times throughout every Marine's career, but it's only temporary.
thats the look i made everyday before school
And they wonder why he went crazy
Man, I could really go for some Crystal Geyser water right about now…
2:35
if you've ever served you've 100% had this look on your face at least once
Not in a military service, but already am doing this face.
When staff duty replacements are 3 hours late
Too many times, it's the FML expression.
reminds me of the sad affleck meme
My army picture as a first day recruit had a similar face. Stressed and fed up.
So, his kidneys infection got healed then. ☺
You mean liver...
@@mileshamblen9982 you mean lover....
No organ will fail once you are dead
Latrine duty looked way cooler in “Platoon”
Tell me about it...
Free beer and weed when the jobs done!
hehehe... duty...
Man, I'm too short for this job.
2:36 thats the devil stare right there
Don't bury it, that's too smart. Let's pour diesel into it and burn it with no respirators. Make sure you stir it real good too!
I can't imagine how it smells, absolute Hell on Earth Level 1
My guess is that a person gets used to it over time and doesn't notice it. Still a horrible chore none the less.
I'd rather have that than dead bodies.
@@Agent1W AGREED
1:02 The way he splashes Sergeant Skyles always makes me laugh, that made him even angrier.
Man, life just wasn't great for him after he got out of that bubble.
I just realized this 1:17 is the same guy who "stole" Swofford's and Troy's kill
1:49 i'm a bit sad he didn't say "Lock and loaded sir!" after closing the door.
Same
1:52 *"abandon all hope, all you who enter here!"*
"Abandon all hope ye who enter here."
I'm not going to the other side of the base for my morning glory.
That's Allstate's stand, are you in good hands?
Bruh lol
He struck gold with that role. People will always need insurance so he's pretty much set for life financially
0:12 everyone who doesn’t like drinking Crystal Geyser water bottles
Loved the water, hated the random urine sample collection.
As a former Marine Corps JAGOFF (Judge Advocate General Officer) I'm pretty sure I could have convinced him to refuse NJP and we would have won at a Special Court Martial...I'm just sayin'. Plead down to a 6105 and some harsh language from the company XO and first sergeant. DUCTUS EXEMPLO, INCURSO APPARATUS TYRANNUS.
jagoff lmfao
@@blazinjaden lmaoi
Yeaaaa but this is the infantry, complete different ball game. Its more bullshit than you can probably handle.
I got maximum battalion NJP for drinking underage(wouldve been 21 the next month) in a country where the legal drinking age is 18.
BUMBLEBEE TUNA, CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG.
Swoff is about to be getting some good money given the toxic exposure VA guidance💰
It's a mandatory 10%
LoL VA doesn't even rate me for burn pit exposure
@@cpK054L why tf not?
@@132elr hard to prove when you put in disability when you're 10 years out🤣
Not enough.
I loved this movie when I was younger, as I’ve gotten older Swofford just comes off as a petulant man child who throws a temper tantrum when he doesn’t get his way.
Thats what he was,
It's a movie. Don't read too much in to it. The real Marine Corps is not like this. This movie represents the absolute very worst of Service all lumped in to a two hour movie and most of these shenanigans would result in multiple courts-martial.
It's great to get older and see things from a patents or supervisors view and realize the people you enjoyed when you were younger are just clowns
@@ronaldkonkoma4356 Sssshh! That's experience talking!
@sarcasticguy4311 can we put that under age and save experience for knowing that those who run organizations are often connected idiots, back stabbers and people who are too intelligent to understand common solutions.
These are the people you once looked up to.
But as they say, power never looks good on those you grew up with.
This movie left me feeling depressed and empty inside. I've seen it too many times and can't see it again
Now you know what it's like in the marine corps.
Welcome to life in the marine corps. You have no escape, and it's you and your recruiter's fault. Hope that "free" college is worth it, if you even use it.
And they wonder why people don’t want to join lmao
Probably different back when people were starving and living 4 to a bedroom with no hope of a good job.
Now life outside the service is pretty comfortable for many people.
Your gf thinks of a marine while she’s with you, and is with one while you are clocked in.
Haha, yeah she doesn’t care about Cameros, she prefers other things
@@bigtony77 no she uses you for money, you are the beta provider. The guys who drill her out know better then to give her money. If only you could hear the noises she makes when she is actually satisfied.
Don’t worry tho, that jacked bro is totally nothing more then like a big brother ☺️
Didn't some marines get horribly sick from burning the shitters?
1:02 That guy splashed that disgusting mixture of swallowed booze, saliva and vomit all over the sergeant and the camera.
The look in the end is when he became Mysterio.
HAHA comment of the week.
Swofford didnt get busted down he was just reprimanded and only did 1 day of burning detail pay other dudes to do the other 6. When he returned to the states he made cpl.
Meanwhile his girl is getting em cheeks clapped
0:55 "stal geyser"
0:58 bottle shifts clockwise
1:00 crystal geyser
Impressive
What can you do with a Smart Water bottle?
interesting
@@at752 I love catching little editing mistakes like this heh
@alakazoom87 there's an episode of Monk that addresses the issue during filming in a fun way.
I would be throwing up too if I were forced to drink one bottle of Crystal Geyser.
Why? What is it?
@@carlmorrow1600 Some brands of water just taste bad and everyone has their preference
2:28 my face seeing teens record themselves doing TikToks in public
I was a Seabee. I never personally had to do this- but saw it done. Its not pleasant,
BTDT.
5 parts diesel to 1 part gasoline.
Had a Marine on my first DFT on some Caribbean rock get it backwards.
Lit himself up like a Roman Candle……..
And then they break his mountain
Is he forced to drink water or were those the bottles filled with vodka?
Water, he was drunk the night before and he was being forced to drink water until it’s all out
Using excessive Water consumption as a punishment when Water Poisoning is a very real thing.
Not that much compare to water boarding.
This is why cheats on you
And the army wonders why they have a recruiting problem
It's not because of this, it's because of wa rs where America has little or no lnterest, where it usually supports the wrong side.
2:30 What am I doing with my life look🤔🤔🤔
Didn’t he steal some alcohol or something from the officers mess? Isn’t that what the “unauthorized beverage” was?
I forgot Jamie Foxx was in this movie!
"So Guess What's Next?"
(Spit splatters everywhere)
"Well we were going to let you take a little nappy wappy but now your cleaning the shitters"
2:37 Santa Claus's face after meeting today's kids.
Lmaoooo....
Good one
"happy holidays, private" to really rub it in 😂
Hydrate, Then Dehydrate
Ugh... this brings back some crappy memories.
literally....
2:35 the moment he defected to the Soviets
If he died from the punishment that staff wouldn’t see the light of day from Leavenworth.
You can legit die from drinking too much water and it isn't nearly as much as you would think
What is Leavenworth and what punishment would they get?
@@divisionagentbailey6727Leavenworth is the federal maximum security prison for military personnel convicted of crimes.
@@divisionagentbailey6727a land locked version of Alcatraz. Even if you escape, you’re still in Kansas.
@@MaidenUtah1 lol… nice
Diesel? Doesn't petrol make much more sense? I don't thing diesel burns just like that.
I was watching a video actual Marine drill sergeant video and they said they were never supposed to do the water thing because that's abuse by drill sergeant and any drill sergeant cut abusing that power will arrested by military police
BEST RECRUITING AD--EVER!!!!!!
1:52
”Abandon all hope for he who enter here”
- Dante ahligeri. The text above the gates of hell
That’s the good life right there perfect 👍
This is how an officer gets fragged
fragged?
@@bobjones5370 Friendly fire on purpose.
@@bobjones5370 throwing a frag grenade at an officer. Preferably in his tent when he is sleeping.
@@JBrander in this case, throwing a frag grenade inside the tent of the Marine officer played by the all state guy?
Almost on the verge of saying Jamie Foxx became a better actor than he was a rapper. But it's a close battle.
Hope it was worth that pension buddy lmao
1:21 and now he’s got the agent orange!! Lol
In real life, Swofford was promoted to the rank of corporal.
Didn't he desert and go up in the mountains to watch sheep?
You only smell the first one. After that, you can't tell the difference.
One of the worst military /Marine movies out there
1:15 some real big bricks in there already....
I didnt know the Allstate guy did movies too...
Nope I’m dishonorably discharged before I do that
I have a limit. And he passed it.
My man lost all hope at the end 😂
is it christmas
Would it burn with deisel tho? Honest question
It’s 5 parts diesel to 1 part gasoline…..
The gas makes it burn.
BTDT
Electro ⚡ & Mysterio🔮 😂😂😂😂
“Thank you for your service“ 🤡
They really have a bucket for water vomit in the middle of the desert? Seems legit.
Yea because that bucket can only be used for vomit, water vomit to be precise, and nothing else. You are a really smart person.
@@user-zg5ey5xo9i this was so unnecessarily aggressive
i love it.
@@user-zg5ey5xo9i This comment killed me
True. The US army has billions of dollars, tanks, high tech equipment . But a steel bucket in the desert is just too much.
Never understood why they're burning it lol they're in a desert, why don't they just make them dig holes to bury it. or even more dumb, dig a hole, pour it in, burn it, then bury it xD
Buy Allstate? Yes Mr. President.
I swear I could smell that through the screen!
He's 19 years sober and counting
"Not too hard... Not too soft... Perfect... That's... The power of All state."
Isn't 'life' .. odd. When SHussein invaded Kuwait in 1990 we THOUGHT it would be the "Mother of all battles'. Nevertheless HOOO AHH!!☠ But.. no. It had to WAIT ten years. Then.. a f'ing insurgency, lies and PTSD.. 😵
USA PLC needed that sweet oil.
Probably one of the most accurate portrayals of Marines ever.
Semper Fi!
Diesel don't burn like that LOL
I wonder, if people saw that movie and thought, in the army I go.
They probably thingking "Aww hell. I'm going Air Force".
1. police 2. circumcision 3. toilet walls 4. studio ghibli!!!!!!!!!!!!1 three days to heal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
1. police 2. circumcision 3. toilet walls 4. studio ghibli!!!!!!!!!!!!1 three days to heal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
They must've been sponsored by crystal guiser lol
And Allstate.
Product placement with crystal geyser
1. i want to do this job for the rest of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. i want to do this job for the rest of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gyllenhaals character was definitely in good hands. All state can confirm
Lung problems? Not service connected