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  • Опубліковано 25 сер 2018
  • This time on Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos! we head east to the magical world of Japanese Commercials
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  • @pixelz1204
    @pixelz1204 4 роки тому +2286

    Japanese man: *flips out of chair and slaps whiteboard*
    Future Jack: *MM yes my teacher taught me well-*

  • @newspeaker1769
    @newspeaker1769 5 років тому +6453

    I'm a Japanese and I haven't seen some of the commercials in the video,
    but I can explain a few things.
    The little text at the end of the graphite one says "Graphite is used to make mechanical pencil lead" more or less.
    Graphite as an ingredient is not well known so I guess they thought it necessary to point that out.
    The little guy whom the woman carrying a fridge was looking for represents charcoal
    and the product the commercial was about was a kind of air freshener for a fridge.
    Air fresheners using charcoal are not uncommon.
    I'm aware that with the amount of comments here it's unlikely many people read this comment,
    but if any of you would like some things explained, I'd be happy to try my best.
    p,s, Japanese logo at the beginning was a nice touch.
    Except, it's spelled ジャックセプ "ティス" アイ and it sounds like Jack-septis-eye (tis as in 'tis in eraly modern English for it's)
    If it's spelled "ティック" instead, it would sound more like the "tick" sound in English.
    Sorry for writing a thesis here. Liked the video :)

  • @JoeyAltieri
    @JoeyAltieri 3 роки тому +260

    I love how Japan is full of very formal people and yet absolutely no one knows what is happening in half their commercials.

  • @Jay-rx7ge
    @Jay-rx7ge 3 роки тому +366

    Jack: "his heart is shaped like graphite"
    Also Jack: draws a heart shape in the air

    • @McKenzie1107
      @McKenzie1107 3 роки тому +12

      I was like wait what? Your heart can’t be in the shape of graphite do you mean made out of graphite Seán?

    • @ryleighs9575
      @ryleighs9575 2 роки тому +1

      Lol well.. it's more that there is no "graphite shape" than that he drew the wrong shape.

  • @anotheravatarlover5207
    @anotheravatarlover5207 5 років тому +547

    “I need to back off, *J A C K O F F* , and regroup-“
    Alrighty then, Jackaboy....😂😂

    • @anotheravatarlover5207
      @anotheravatarlover5207 5 років тому +10

      Pepa Zdepa just at Jack’s place - we’ll be waiting for u😉😏

    • @franmesic5205
      @franmesic5205 5 років тому +5

      Another AvatarLover oh i get it - its becouse his name is jack

    • @shadeindustries2008
      @shadeindustries2008 4 роки тому +1

      Ace Ventura: Allllllllllllllllllllrighty then!

    • @poopoopeepee357
      @poopoopeepee357 4 роки тому +1

      tee hee

    • @squibsdiaz9543
      @squibsdiaz9543 4 роки тому +4

      Things were getting a little wild in the caiou house.

  • @ahrima
    @ahrima 5 років тому +821

    ‘She drank it. Then sprayed it all over him... that’s hot...’
    - Jacksepticeye

  • @omaewashinderuyoufrigginwe9778
    @omaewashinderuyoufrigginwe9778 4 роки тому +347

    Man back flipping over chair to hit the whiteboard
    Jack: LAUGH

  • @NoLeftTurns965
    @NoLeftTurns965 4 роки тому +509

    *Japanese commercial plays*
    Nobody:
    Jack: I need to back off, Jack off, and regroup

    • @meyur.bt.
      @meyur.bt. 3 роки тому +10

      Still don't know why he said *Jack off* lol

    • @micahs2073
      @micahs2073 3 роки тому +3

      @@meyur.bt.jack off

    • @lowheadvarney158
      @lowheadvarney158 3 роки тому +5

      lol shoulda done that when he said he had the weirdest boner at 10:06

    • @R4e0fsunshine
      @R4e0fsunshine 3 роки тому +8

      XD I literally scrolled down here to see if anyone was gonna comment on that XD

    • @LordofChairs
      @LordofChairs 3 роки тому +1

      @@lowheadvarney158 creep
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  • @jasmine_lkl8717
    @jasmine_lkl8717 5 років тому +609

    Answering Jack's question: the commercial featured space dog(a white shiba inu) is for a telecom company in Japan (named Softbank), they have a whole series of commercial featured a dog as "father" of a family (while the rest is human).
    In the "strong zero" drink commercial, it is not that the drink don't work the guy, he was interrupted by the lady with a question so he can't enjoy the drink.
    The one that featured Bruce is the government promoting new fuel charges it seems.
    And yes, don't brush your teeth with that. That's super glue.
    The boy used graphite to spell out "like/love" in Japanese and put under his arm as a thermometer. And at the end, that line in Japanese writes "Graphite is refill for mechanical pencil". So they are like "oh so we have been using it wrong?!"
    And the fridge one is selling deodorant for fridges and the product is made of charcoal (a special type that is known to be able to absorb smells).
    PS I love when Jack mimic the Japanese lines and lyrics.

    • @ashleyquinton1102
      @ashleyquinton1102 5 років тому +16

      Jasmine Luk oh my god thank you. You're a life saver because i would have been wondering wtf was being sold to me in some of those. 😂😂

    • @aiden3627
      @aiden3627 5 років тому +9

      Jasmine Luk thank you hahaha these are so funny but leave so many questions when I don’t speak the language

    • @christinas8596
      @christinas8596 5 років тому +11

      If I remember correctly... The softbank dog used to be human and was changed into a dog. There's a whole Wikipedia page about the dog.

    • @aceves3354
      @aceves3354 5 років тому +1

      This is an underrated comment. :/

    • @441155
      @441155 5 років тому

      thank you

  • @foozlesprite
    @foozlesprite 5 років тому +310

    Graphite's a pretty big deal in Japan, actually. You have to get smaller/sharper lead for your pencils than you do in many other countries in order to write the detailed kanji clearly enough to distinguish. When I started studying Japanese I had to import pencils with tiny lead that also rotated it as you write so it stayed pointy/even on all sides.
    As for the fridge ones, I believe it might have been activated charcoal, which can be used to absorb smells. You can put it anywhere, but fridges are a good place to absorb smells from.

    • @misteryace21
      @misteryace21 5 років тому +7

      ahh that explains why they have tiny lead for mechanical pencils

    • @gilkyukim7354
      @gilkyukim7354 5 років тому +3

      Meanwhile in China : (uses stick on sand to print out perfect Chinese characters) Pxxsy, get to my level

    • @kotarodesu_23
      @kotarodesu_23 5 років тому +2

      Not to insult or shame you in any way but I'm somehow not surprised that you know that much about here despite what your profile picture shows.

    • @Danger11007
      @Danger11007 5 років тому +1

      NERD ALERT🚨

    • @galaxybacarchive1726
      @galaxybacarchive1726 5 років тому +1

      Oh no I ran out of Japanese graphite

  • @wn8223
    @wn8223 4 роки тому +119

    12:54〜「kachooo!!」= manager
       「buchooo!!」= general manager
                
        in English

    • @henryfanforever1414
      @henryfanforever1414 3 роки тому +5

      So, the person smacking the whiteboard was a Japanese Karen? “GET ME YOUR MANAGAAAAAAAAAAAA!” I apologize if that came across as racist, but I was just making a joke. No hate comments plz 😓

    • @lizlake4462
      @lizlake4462 3 роки тому +1

      @Eagle75 Norway agreed

    • @anonymousghost624
      @anonymousghost624 3 роки тому +1

      @Eagle75 Norway slightly aggressive it ok😅

  • @nomophobia4239
    @nomophobia4239 4 роки тому +413

    Me and my Japanese friend: watches-
    Me: Looks at friend- Your country is extremely weird..

    • @squibsdiaz9543
      @squibsdiaz9543 4 роки тому +10

      Welcome to the "Cultural Smelting Pot" called America, my friend!

    • @nomophobia4239
      @nomophobia4239 4 роки тому +12

      I live in Canada;-;

    • @squibsdiaz9543
      @squibsdiaz9543 4 роки тому +9

      @@nomophobia4239 Oh, Canadia! Something about your maple syrup!

    • @nomophobia4239
      @nomophobia4239 4 роки тому +5

      Squibs Diaz Yessss queeeen I live in BC LOOOL

    • @squibsdiaz9543
      @squibsdiaz9543 4 роки тому +2

      @@nomophobia4239 Is BC Canada's D.C.?!

  • @maskeddededepression1400
    @maskeddededepression1400 4 роки тому +575

    Jacksepticeye: “these videos aren’t going to be too crazy”
    First video *say sike right now*

  • @prateekpandey5988
    @prateekpandey5988 5 років тому +116

    In the graphite advertisement it was in his arms because it was a thermometer, thats why he sneezed

  • @Noah-je5ke
    @Noah-je5ke 3 роки тому +98

    Bruce Willis: *in a Japanese car add*
    Gorillaz: "Write this shit down"

  • @austinlatshaw1049
    @austinlatshaw1049 3 роки тому +19

    11:36 "is your refrigerator running?"
    "Well you better go catch it! **hangs up** "

  • @cesci9901
    @cesci9901 4 роки тому +1630

    I was today years old when I realised 'Pokemon' is just short for 'Pocket Monster'.

    • @ticket7161
      @ticket7161 4 роки тому +61

      I already knew that because I'm a nerd .-.

    • @blankblank1284
      @blankblank1284 4 роки тому +37

      But various Pokemon games outright say it, like Pokemon Black and White.

    • @luvrgirlzoe
      @luvrgirlzoe 4 роки тому +47

      *_it what_*

    • @katenorley1074
      @katenorley1074 4 роки тому +12

      I knew that but how old is today

    • @Sentakugeri
      @Sentakugeri 4 роки тому +13

      Kate Norley older than yesterday.

  • @alysamae1137
    @alysamae1137 5 років тому +5833

    “Back off, jack off, and regroup.” -Jacksepticeye 2018 and my new catch phrase XD

    • @michaelivanov3322
      @michaelivanov3322 5 років тому +34

      AlysaMae11 the best quote ever XD

    • @Shay-on8rj
      @Shay-on8rj 5 років тому +26

      Ima say that constantly now

    • @sophiejoanne994
      @sophiejoanne994 5 років тому +23

      Best quote of 2018 aside from hello my name is Connor the android sent by cyberlife

    • @corvus1286
      @corvus1286 5 років тому +2

      AlysaMae11 should be his catch phrase!

    • @ewanmclaughlin2833
      @ewanmclaughlin2833 5 років тому +2

      Ha jack off

  • @frowner3466
    @frowner3466 3 роки тому +20

    ''Back off, j*** off and regroup'' 1:33

    • @Zanavor
      @Zanavor 3 роки тому +1

      Me:wtf?

    • @Cardinalt
      @Cardinalt 2 роки тому +1

      “Someone out there was deeply aroused by that, and that scares me more than anything in the video.”
      “…”
      “Oh wait, it was me!”

  • @wplf
    @wplf 3 роки тому +49

    The “look at my muscle and watch ET” made me die

  • @Spineapple
    @Spineapple 5 років тому +118

    how to make Jack happy:
    1. give him a whole graphite mine.
    2. give him unlimited food so that he won't be hungry during videos.

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 11 місяців тому +1

      I met him and asked if he needed anyone to get/make him food so he wouldn't get hungry during a video, he said no so I assume he has it covered,

  • @Yuki_ZakuII
    @Yuki_ZakuII 5 років тому +869

    So, somebody has probably done this already, but let's explain what these CM's are about. Also i will add in parentheses if they are seen as weird in Japan.
    1. Product is Consome flavored Potato chips. I...uh.....yeah (Weird)
    2. Softbank company, a giant conglomerate in Japan mostly known for their Telecommunication services (hence the satellite connection to space). The dog is the Mascot of Softbank and is called Otou-san, or Dad, pretty werid but adorable. This CM alone doesn't make sense, but this is actually a whole series of CM's about the Dog and his Family. Sadly the dog died recently. (Started Weird but is now adored in Japan.)
    3. Galbo Twist. She is singing using onomatopoeia's for Crunchy, crispy and things like that. (Weird, but it gets the point across)
    4. Strong Zero, I think It's a Chu-hi, I don't really drink it. The lady I'm assuming is an actress and the guy is her manager. She drinks, she splashes him, he tries to do the same, she interrupts him asking what time tomorrows bullet train is scheduled, and takes another swig. Most likely the splashing is supposed to symbolizing the Fizziness, i don't know. (Weird, but not super weird)
    5. Daihatsu Car. I think there was more before this one where they try to make him say that phrase. They offer him tofu, telling him it's low calorie, and low cost. Bruce perks up when he hears Low Cost and says the name of the car, the panel the Businessman is holding shows a litre for 30 kilometers. (Weird, but Japan loves Bruce Willis a lot)
    6. Dole Banana. Umm, uhhh, he's a banana man....yeah....The person playing him is a famous Idol though! (Weird, very Weird)
    7. SU Super Glue. Something falls off, the girls show up and repeat the name of the super glue, that's about it. Fun fact in Japan we use the name Secchakuzai or Bond.(Not really Weird, straight to the point)
    8. Jack was 100% correct, product is Escape room. People getting stuck in walls is an old trope in comedy manga, it also mentions the chance of escaping as 1 out of 10,000. (Not weird at all, using an old trope and is straight to the point.)
    9. Pokemon and Trading(?) cable. Simple, girl asks old guys if they want to play pokemon, they ask her who she is. Sadly I can't tell you if she was famous or not I have no idea. After that they show you people young and old playing together, with the text Pokemon Friends. (Weird now, back then? No idea.)
    10. Graphite. The narrator says everything before Graphite. Graphite rain, graphite themometer (under the arm), graphite proposal etc. At the end the text is, "※Oh by the way, graphite is Sharp pencil lead." (Not super weird, funny, but not too weird)
    11. Kirin Hyouketsu. Ah, yeah cute girls dancing and saying the name of the product. (Not even close to weird)
    12. Cup Ramen. This is another series with many different people dancing to the song. This time it is a group of SHOCKERS, villian minions from a popular show called Kamen Rider. Think power rangers, just cooler (Yeah, I went there).Shockers scream, "Ee!!" because they aren't human, the lady Says, "Ii" which means, "Good".(Weird, but more or less people will be able to recognize the characters and get a laugh out of it).
    13. Docomo market/Store. This was specifically for the Movies they sell. The song playing in the background says ,"Watch movies on your smartphone!", and that's really it. Not really sure why it's on his arm, not sure why it's a samurai, just not very sure. The guy might be from a drama, or the arm thing may be a refrence to an old jidai-geki, but i don't know. (Weird, mostly relies on momentum, so I wouldn't say it's funny either)
    14. Sour gummies named, simply, SOURS . Another CM Series. This is weird, BUT the weirdness tones down a bit when you know the meaning. "Kame" means Turtle but is also one of the onomatopoeia's for chewing, so they are saying, "chew chew SOURS". The outfits look a bit like Villians in tokusatsu shows so I guess that's why there is a Super Sentai like guy there as well. (VERY Weird, but the characters had such an impact we remembered them very easily)
    15. Charcoal to absorb smell. She say's it stinks in the fridge and starts searching for charcoal, then she finds it. Thats it. (It's ridiculous, but it's easy to understand it was done to get your attention.)
    16. Acuo Mint Gum. Ya know the sound Bruce lee makes, good. The Kachou (Manager) screams, "KACHOU", the text says, "Kachou's suggestion". Repeat for Buchou (Manager in a higher position) . The Younger guy starts losing it, the text says, "Business is a battle". The guy screams, "ACUO" and the text says, "start by changing your breath". (I guess it is a bit weird, Funny more than anything.)
    17. Jagariko Potato Snacks. This is a long series of CM's almost all made the same way with a slight change, just different famous people. (VERY Weird to people that don't know the past ones, not too weird too us since we've seen this style for maybe 20 years)
    18. Meiji Chocolate. To quote Jack, "I have SO many Questions!" (Weird, very, very Weird.)
    19. Pucchin Pudding. The lady is Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, practically our equivalent of Lady Gaga, she's insane and is sickly sweet and cutesy. This was one of the Pudding's 40th anniversary CM's. The old guy probably remembers the Pudding from his childhood, and becomes happy. Not very sure. (Weird, but just like Gaga; when we see Pamyu Pamyu we know we are in for something weird.)
    Sorry for Such horrendous grammar, I'm not used to typing so much. Since this was almost all off the top of my head, If you want to know something more specifically I can try to find the answer. G'day.

    • @Ruben-wp7rd
      @Ruben-wp7rd 5 років тому +36

      Thank you for the explanation!

    • @kraftdinner7605
      @kraftdinner7605 5 років тому +5

      I didn't read this cause I'm lazy but cm are my initials

    • @TheMadhouser
      @TheMadhouser 5 років тому +31

      Thanks a lot for that explanation, your grammar is not bad at all!

    • @MissChiefs420
      @MissChiefs420 5 років тому +5

      絆創膏バンドエイド strong zero is like the equivalent of a stronger four loko

    • @joshuaplays9711
      @joshuaplays9711 5 років тому +18

      This needs to be pinned

  • @demerite
    @demerite 4 роки тому +70

    Who else wants to see Sean do another one of these but with Evelien so she can explain what they're about?

    • @Lucid_Kitty
      @Lucid_Kitty 2 роки тому

      Evelien isn't Japanese? Does she speak Japanese?

    • @demerite
      @demerite 2 роки тому +9

      @@Lucid_Kitty She lived in Japan for a number of years and speaks Japanese either fluently or really well!

    • @user-kn8vn9jb2h
      @user-kn8vn9jb2h 10 місяців тому +1

      yes pls

  • @KitKat41622
    @KitKat41622 2 роки тому +12

    This is one of the reasons I love Japan.
    Their commercials are both absolutely awesome and absolutely terrifying at the same time.

  • @CatFarts-rf9xf
    @CatFarts-rf9xf 5 років тому +170

    I think the reason that dude had the graphite under his arm because he was sick so the nurse took his temperature with a thermometer / graphite.

    • @sammym2511
      @sammym2511 5 років тому

      Was it like a vaccine maybe?

    • @larstallinger6795
      @larstallinger6795 5 років тому +3

      Nah, they actually said "to take your temperature" while showing it. It was a thermometer. CatFarts is correct.

    • @Ulquiorra_..
      @Ulquiorra_.. 5 років тому

      I thought the same thing

    • @nyct0phile
      @nyct0phile 5 років тому +2

      WELP I was soooo wrong XD I thought it was armpit hair oml

    • @brooklynwallace7928
      @brooklynwallace7928 5 років тому +1

      i thought he got stabbed by the graphite rain lol

  • @josephschultz3301
    @josephschultz3301 5 років тому +159

    That business executive who backflipped out of his chair and smacked the presentation screen... that's the shit that dreams are made out of.

    • @jackgunsmith1632
      @jackgunsmith1632 5 років тому

      Yes

    • @dunyum2dollar624
      @dunyum2dollar624 5 років тому

      he also shout his position out
      actually both of them are shouting out their position arguing which plan is better lol

    • @leod.v.3854
      @leod.v.3854 5 років тому +1

      *Backflips out of chair, slaps presentation screen* this idea can fit so many memes into it!

  • @kaybirt6429
    @kaybirt6429 3 роки тому +17

    japanese culture: chill
    japanese adds: LOOK AT THIS GRAPHHHH.

  • @Mantis.5320
    @Mantis.5320 3 роки тому +58

    Me when I’m about to sleep: hope I don’t have a nightmare
    jacksepticeye: 16:00

  • @Chris_Cross
    @Chris_Cross 5 років тому +506

    I now wanna see "Jacksepticeye's What the Hell Was That?".

  • @Sparkypearlgirl24
    @Sparkypearlgirl24 5 років тому +95

    In the graphite one, he had the graphite under his arm to take his temperature, as he got sick from being out in the graphite rain. And it's sad that I could make sense of that...

    • @chadgeary2653
      @chadgeary2653 5 років тому +5

      i laughed more at this... than i did at the entire video...

    • @MynicknameisViolet
      @MynicknameisViolet 5 років тому +4

      Elizabeth Pearl I just thought it to be deodorant

    • @UltimateThanos
      @UltimateThanos 5 років тому +3

      I'm more sad that you couldn't figure out what exactly they were selling. Did they want people to invest more in graphite stock or were they just advertising automatic pencils?

    • @jonathanschwartez1496
      @jonathanschwartez1496 5 років тому

      Kanashimi ame Sadly rain

  • @denzyl8270
    @denzyl8270 3 роки тому +12

    12:32 Jack when he got the whiteboard.

  • @ThatBagelWeirdo
    @ThatBagelWeirdo 3 роки тому +13

    Banana commercial: **exists**
    Jack: *I have been trained in the art of banana*

  • @devonwilkes6493
    @devonwilkes6493 5 років тому +596

    *man backflips out chair and hits the board*
    me: LAUGH

  • @alexanderbrady3189
    @alexanderbrady3189 5 років тому +105

    12:30 how it feels to chew five gum
    Stimulate your sences

    • @bread553
      @bread553 5 років тому

      I was gonna say that lmao

    • @inkyio
      @inkyio 5 років тому +4

      senses*

    • @rockyhorrorfreakshow5091
      @rockyhorrorfreakshow5091 5 років тому

      @DrakeSweet how about we don't, and you earn subs the legit way

    • @milh1803
      @milh1803 5 років тому

      Alexander Brady Jack's laugh was the cutest thing lmao

  • @CoolCatz-no6ff
    @CoolCatz-no6ff 3 роки тому +8

    5:54 That was glue...
    Now I can imagine jack just brushing his teeth while singing "S, U"

  • @bongoliagaming4978
    @bongoliagaming4978 3 роки тому +14

    When the backflip guy hit the board i was like LAUGH!

  • @flowersforjune9821
    @flowersforjune9821 5 років тому +225

    I actually bought graphite from that company in Japan. It’s actually very good quality. It could cut a cake too.

    • @danielmanrique8107
      @danielmanrique8107 5 років тому +11

      Dang! Really? Must be some good ''grafite-o''

    • @bobbybliss2372
      @bobbybliss2372 5 років тому +4

      You’re shitting me, you can cut cake with it!

    • @greembow
      @greembow 5 років тому +5

      I back that. It is the only thing I would ever use. You can get it on Amazon. Despite the slightly above average price, it is very good graphite.

    • @calvinfreitasdossantos8792
      @calvinfreitasdossantos8792 5 років тому +2

      Why would you wanna cut a cake with graphite?

    • @flowersforjune9821
      @flowersforjune9821 5 років тому +4

      Calvin Freitas Dos Santos Maybe to use the graphite to poison the piece of cake you cut, give it to your enemies and see them eat a piece of cake that has some pencil led having had touched it and see their reaction when you tell them.

  • @joziklonglan2889
    @joziklonglan2889 5 років тому +225

    Guys it’s official... jacks going emo with that hair

    • @dre...289
      @dre...289 5 років тому +7

      Jozi Klonglan TIME FOR THE ALL BLACK AND THE REDYED HAIR

    • @killedjaz
      @killedjaz 5 років тому +2

      Jozi Klonglan OH NOOO 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sanss5721
      @sanss5721 5 років тому +2

      Nooooooooooooooo

    • @mariafediuc3854
      @mariafediuc3854 5 років тому +2

      Same :)

    • @call_me_jackie5188
      @call_me_jackie5188 5 років тому +4

      Well I think that hairstyle suits him! Ok. He Miiiiiiight be going Emo. Pffft idk 😅

  • @valeriekinman6716
    @valeriekinman6716 3 роки тому +12

    Mushroom alien child: exsists. Jack: is that majin buu?

  • @akaramp.
    @akaramp. 4 роки тому +3

    5:45 idk what are why we are buying tooth paste but I don’t care. If a whole cheerleading squad just appears in my backyard i’d be pleasantly surprised!

  • @artfromabove3598
    @artfromabove3598 5 років тому +63

    “Thanks banana man you saved our Business”
    *gets add*
    Wha-

  • @sandydog426
    @sandydog426 5 років тому +143

    4:53-4:54 that was the cutest little high pitched laugh

    • @etthealien811
      @etthealien811 5 років тому +5

      It really is

    • @Riateph
      @Riateph 5 років тому +1

      I thought so too! :D

    • @aldusty3959
      @aldusty3959 5 років тому +3

      try repeating it over and over again

    • @NightGlock
      @NightGlock 5 років тому +2

      You creep

    • @charchar7791
      @charchar7791 5 років тому +2

      sandydog426 I agree! 👍

  • @supermantis921
    @supermantis921 4 роки тому +13

    I love to think that people who are from Japan are like:
    Yeah we make masterpieces.

  • @animecupcake2189
    @animecupcake2189 3 роки тому +5

    As a Danganronpa fan, I can tell you all that “Zetsubo” (around 6:38) means despair, which doesn’t make the commercial make any more sense, but the more you know.

  • @kb470
    @kb470 5 років тому +113

    Jack...
    Sean.
    Bro.
    You know you're going to have so much more graphite than you thought you would ever see in your life

  • @TheTomLees
    @TheTomLees 5 років тому +729

    Sometimes I like to watch the little ending snippet before the actual video
    So hearing "Don't forget to graphite that like button!" first made me very confused

    • @Mr_Original
      @Mr_Original 5 років тому +5

      Tom Lees
      HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
      XD

    • @cuassont
      @cuassont 5 років тому +4

      Lolololololololololololol XDXDXDXD

    • @garrettallen7427
      @garrettallen7427 5 років тому +26

      Sometime I like to read the comments before watching the actual video
      So seeing what you typed, I as well, was very confused.

    • @someperson3197
      @someperson3197 5 років тому +3

      DespaIPREDICTTHISGONNANOTGITPINNED

    • @itzcrow3049
      @itzcrow3049 5 років тому +1

      Garrett Allen same

  • @LucaBirchtrees
    @LucaBirchtrees 2 роки тому +2

    The translation in the subtitles is so much better than most, shoutout to whoever did them

  • @-desertpackrat
    @-desertpackrat 3 роки тому +6

    Whoever did these captions and explained everything so well, I love you.

  • @DarkmagicSweetheart
    @DarkmagicSweetheart 5 років тому +81

    The under the arm part of the graphite commercial was him being sick from going out in the graphite rain. So he was checking his temperature with it.

    • @scorpiogamer3307
      @scorpiogamer3307 5 років тому

      I thought it was stuck in his arm from going out in it?

    • @haven1996
      @haven1996 5 років тому

      nah, it's a thermometer, it's said in the commercial

    • @DarkmagicSweetheart
      @DarkmagicSweetheart 5 років тому

      That's what I just said? I was explaining how without knowing the words you can still tell what it is. You check your temperature with a thermometer!

    • @haven1996
      @haven1996 5 років тому +1

      @@DarkmagicSweetheart sorry, I was talking to the other person who suggested that it's stuck or sth

    • @Kokoyasu.
      @Kokoyasu. 5 років тому

      How did you get the jacksepticeye logo next to to your name

  • @gremlin8216
    @gremlin8216 5 років тому +162

    0:59
    *Sean.exe has stopped working*
    _rebooting..._
    *please wait. Do not turn off your computer*

    • @ash-shishaniy841
      @ash-shishaniy841 5 років тому

      Suna12 subscribe me please i need your help to be famous

    • @JSTRWAGON
      @JSTRWAGON 5 років тому

      @@ash-shishaniy841 just no... dont be an r/choosingbeggar

    • @leonardoombrog1063
      @leonardoombrog1063 5 років тому

      @@JSTRWAGON*r/r/*

    • @L_Bee13
      @L_Bee13 5 років тому

      do not turn off your sean

  • @samryder8496
    @samryder8496 3 роки тому +16

    “Graphite ever after”
    Ah yes, we all want to live graphite ever after 🤣🤣

  • @feyfox1636
    @feyfox1636 3 роки тому +2

    Whoever does the subtitles, you are amazing, keep up the excellent work!

  • @humanman8975
    @humanman8975 5 років тому +123

    That chocolate commercial had the perfect recepie for a kidnapping.
    Lies.
    Candy.
    Trenchcoat idk

  • @spinyorc2316
    @spinyorc2316 4 роки тому +435

    Whoever did the subtitles is a legend for translating ALL of that 🤯👊👍

  • @eitainhzaeil2954
    @eitainhzaeil2954 3 роки тому +5

    Jackaboy: "Is that majin buu?"
    *_*epic relatable gamer moment*_*

  • @Tutibatu
    @Tutibatu 3 роки тому +2

    I lost it when he said, " why didbthe baby pat himbon the mhmmhm" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @theatf6515
    @theatf6515 5 років тому +161

    1:38 I need to back off, Jack off and regroup
    Jacksepticeye - 2018

  • @ShemLunaria
    @ShemLunaria 5 років тому +457

    7:37
    "Graphite confession
    Graphite escaping/ rejection
    Graphite sad rain
    Graphite medical attention(?)
    Graphite glasses
    Graphite falling in love
    Graphite confession 2
    Graphite falling in love(?)
    Graphite duet
    Graphite engagement proposal
    Graphite "Trying to convince the father to accept their relationship"
    Graphite "This isn't much but..." gift
    Graphite "Ok :D"
    Graphite cutting the marriage cake
    By the way, Graphite isn't sharp so..."
    I think this is what it says? I don't speak much japanese so I tried making a most accurate translation... Not sure about the last one tho.

    • @_HaganeNoMental
      @_HaganeNoMental 5 років тому +23

      it's “※Graphite is lead for a mechanical pencil ”
      Because graphite is English, not many Japanese know what graphite means lol

    • @Kyle-hi5od
      @Kyle-hi5od 5 років тому +11

      I thought the last one was like "oh yeah by the way make sure you don't eat it or put it like in food"

    • @ShemLunaria
      @ShemLunaria 5 років тому +1

      @@_HaganeNoMental Aaaah okay

    • @link_team3855
      @link_team3855 5 років тому

      thanks! lel

    • @lueroso1540
      @lueroso1540 5 років тому +8

      The one in his armpit was "Taionkei" which basically means thermometer.

  • @bazsato6323
    @bazsato6323 2 роки тому +3

    3 years later, I make the same mistake as Jack, and watch these commercials on an empty stomach

  • @PinaaaColaaa
    @PinaaaColaaa 3 роки тому +2

    I believe the first commercial was the dog either trying to keep her spirits up or the dog was trying to tell her the secret of winning by mimicking a jumping fish therefore fish chips. It’s weird but the concept is funny as hell.

  • @victor3582
    @victor3582 5 років тому +160

    Oh Jack, you know the internet. Everyone is going to give you graphite now. There's no turning back lol

    • @alexanderdavis2278
      @alexanderdavis2278 5 років тому +6

      I already sent a box 😂😂😂

    • @oari1150
      @oari1150 5 років тому +4

      *completely empties hometown of graphite*

    • @TotallySquirrel
      @TotallySquirrel 5 років тому +4

      Graphite shall rain from the heavens for the mighty Jacksepticeye!

    • @AnthonyGamerFan101
      @AnthonyGamerFan101 5 років тому +4

      This is the part when Graphite gets Jacksepticeye to appear in one of their ads.

    • @GummyDinosaursify
      @GummyDinosaursify 5 років тому +1

      *Jacksepticeye becomes the world's sole owner of graphite*

  • @billydeandre
    @billydeandre 5 років тому +75

    Jack: Do You ever find yourself half stuck in a wall trying to get to hogwarts but the train leaves before you can get through the wall? *Me TOO*
    😂😂😂

  • @yellowmuthwoom
    @yellowmuthwoom 4 роки тому +2

    why... does sean look so adorable in this video? like normally he looks good, but this video just has an adorable vibe to me. props sean

  • @SirBeans
    @SirBeans 2 роки тому +2

    9:25 Announcer: "By the way, graphite is mechanical pencil lead."
    (Punchline: They have been using graphite for everything except its intended purpose)
    Message courtesy of UA-cam captions

  • @zzarka5100
    @zzarka5100 5 років тому +57

    3:44; "Wait! What no, stop! I need to figure out what the f*** is going on"😂😂😂

  • @anthoniecoene9627
    @anthoniecoene9627 5 років тому +172

    Guys you know what all to send Jack now…… LOADS OF GRAPHITE!!!!

    • @barsni4779
      @barsni4779 5 років тому +2

      Don't just send grafite! Be creative! Send him whole fridge of grafite!

    • @xp_generic6284
      @xp_generic6284 5 років тому

      No not just a load or a fridge full of graphite! A whole house full!

    • @joelkuriakose5413
      @joelkuriakose5413 5 років тому

      No a creation made out of graphite that is super weird and would freak him out

    • @skittles5113
      @skittles5113 5 років тому

      I just sent 40 boxes of graphite CX

    • @xp_generic6284
      @xp_generic6284 5 років тому

      YES! JUST YES!

  • @smeetiffany2960
    @smeetiffany2960 3 роки тому

    The energy in this video is just exactly what I need

  • @Ichibuns
    @Ichibuns Рік тому +1

    When the people were stuck in the wall would've been an S-tier Pron Hub commercial.

  • @samatouchme4235
    @samatouchme4235 5 років тому +285

    Jack your Japanese pronunciation is amazing
    This is no joke his Japanese pronunciation is actually good.

  • @kottonkandy0962
    @kottonkandy0962 5 років тому +88

    13:00 *"How it feels to chew 5 Gum; stimulate your senses."*

  • @Gibuspan
    @Gibuspan 3 роки тому +12

    Of course Bruce Willis speaks Japanese, he’s retired extremely dangerous

  • @lordseal9537
    @lordseal9537 3 роки тому +3

    Me:"sees Japan commercial in title"
    My brain: LONG LOOOONNGGG MAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

  • @helenarosno
    @helenarosno 5 років тому +54

    Everyone send Jack graphite so that he doesn’t have to backpack his refrigerator in the jungle

  • @austeyen5628
    @austeyen5628 5 років тому +191

    14:23
    *_Law & Order_*
    *_Special Victims Unit_*

    • @queenz2415
      @queenz2415 5 років тому +4

      My little sister was just telling me to be quiet because I was being loud and annoying and I was about to say "But, how am I being loud?" When I saw this and just died XD

    • @cyberlifedoge7004
      @cyberlifedoge7004 5 років тому +2

      Jugges just
      It's a name of one of Jack's older videos it super funny

    • @wa4645
      @wa4645 5 років тому +7

      "Why did a alien baby pat you on the hmmhmm"😂😂😂

    • @artsybook
      @artsybook 5 років тому +1

      Austin Chan yes

    • @JulieG1305
      @JulieG1305 5 років тому +2

      *DUN DUN*

  • @gapagapa2362
    @gapagapa2362 3 роки тому +1

    is it just me or is jack the only youtuber who can make me smile 3 seconds into the video?

  • @Modtro64
    @Modtro64 7 місяців тому +2

    12:06, Actually that isn't Graphite, it's Charcoal. In Japan it's common for some Japanese folk to have a block of charcoal in your fridge. Charcoal is actually really good at absorbing odors and is antibacterial keeping your fridge odor free and feeling fresh.
    need to put fish in the fridge but don't want your refrigerator to smell like fish? Put in a block of charcoal and it'll get rid of the fishy smell.
    the commercial is for Kokubo Charcoal Refrigerator Deodorizer, the lady was searching for what I assume is their mascot.

  • @espeoradar
    @espeoradar 5 років тому +31

    8:52 the graphite isnt IN his arm, its UNDER it. ‘gurafaito taionkei’ means ‘graphite medical thermometer’ (also the “graphite confession” said “suki” or “i like you”)

  • @Truffaldino1991
    @Truffaldino1991 5 років тому +355

    Why do I get the feeling that Sean would be perfect for starring in Japanese commercials?

  • @yukiosan4392
    @yukiosan4392 2 роки тому

    For some reason this was awesome and I was dying of laughter

  • @lospereye
    @lospereye 2 роки тому +1

    To be fair, pencil graphite is an epic find 😂 that's by far the best ad I've ever seen (besides Geico ads)

  • @JellyAntz
    @JellyAntz 4 роки тому +176

    2:36: WhAt?!
    Pewds: yOu'vE NeVer plAyEd tUbER SiMulaTor

    • @emeraldnickel
      @emeraldnickel 4 роки тому +1

      No it’s pewdiepie’s pixelings now

    • @aidenr3310
      @aidenr3310 4 роки тому

      @@emeraldnickel no it's poopdie now

  • @chris_cloud
    @chris_cloud 5 років тому +118

    12:30 - When you see that teacher has made error on the whiteboard

  • @ananshsinha
    @ananshsinha 3 роки тому +2

    Some madlad just made subtitles for the Japanese parts.
    Everything made more sense xD

  • @venusboy3974
    @venusboy3974 3 роки тому +4

    6:13 " help me step bro in stuck!"

  • @TrickySpirit
    @TrickySpirit 5 років тому +310

    The reason he had graphite under his arm was that it's a thermometer. Japanese don't like mouth thermometers, because of the whole disease spreading thing, so underarm thermometers are the standard.

    • @justinbayless8284
      @justinbayless8284 5 років тому +10

      Woah! Thats actually the most intereating thing ive heard today. Thank you

    • @IERServer
      @IERServer 5 років тому +24

      woah, never seen a mouth thermometer where I live... just on American tv series and cartoons of course...

    • @ry_bread9173
      @ry_bread9173 5 років тому +4

      Brody Rhysarin no shit!?, really?

    • @gamesmasher1489
      @gamesmasher1489 5 років тому +15

      Who uses mouth thermometers?

    • @TheOverlordEND
      @TheOverlordEND 5 років тому +6

      In cartoon, or movie i ve seen mouth thermometer, byt that us just nasty for me personally

  • @connerbaker8599
    @connerbaker8599 5 років тому +226

    Jack 2018 "back off, Jack off, regroup"

  • @swb8239
    @swb8239 2 роки тому

    When I tell people I want to graduate and move to Japan, I always say it's for my future manga writing career with my best friend, but in reality, it's for the commercials. These are amazing!!

  • @ashleylawrence6107
    @ashleylawrence6107 3 роки тому +4

    6:57 “Girls can play this too? Why isn’t it called GAMEBOYGIRL”

  • @djswx
    @djswx 5 років тому +255

    Japan's best products:
    1. Anime
    2.Graphite

    • @Revolution-U
      @Revolution-U 5 років тому +4

      Agreed

    • @paullester9266
      @paullester9266 5 років тому

      DJ SwIIx ae86

    • @nightfr09
      @nightfr09 5 років тому +1

      They're cars are really durable / long-lasting

    • @crazedfeel5775
      @crazedfeel5775 5 років тому +3

      And with graphite you can draw more mangas to make more anime!

    • @guac8927
      @guac8927 5 років тому

      @@paullester9266 YEEEEEEES

  • @justaparabox4844
    @justaparabox4844 5 років тому +278

    12:52
    How it feels to chew 5 gum.
    Stimulate your senses.

  • @grungebourne
    @grungebourne 3 роки тому +7

    I can only hope that Bruce said "I see dead people" in Japanese

  • @ticket7161
    @ticket7161 4 роки тому +4

    12:55 me turning in my homework a month late xD

  • @ArcticaTheFox
    @ArcticaTheFox 5 років тому +40

    The one with the girl carrying the fridge is a commercial for refrigerator deodorants. It shriveled up from absorbing the odors so she needs to replenish it. I don’t know Japanese but I’ve seen those and used those in china before.

    • @tepachon6466
      @tepachon6466 5 років тому +1

      I scrolled for a few minutes to find this, thank you!

  • @smartapix
    @smartapix 5 років тому +244

    11:47 that's a commercial for a fridge air freshener. It also takes in a gas called ethylene which normally makes it rot faster. The product slows down the rotting process. Like this so jackaboy can see it so it makes more sense.

    • @wendysroasts1882
      @wendysroasts1882 5 років тому

      Smartapix heyyyy I’m the first comment 😄😄😄

    • @rgbvalo9904
      @rgbvalo9904 5 років тому

      Still doesnt make any fucking sense 😂 Why in the world is he carrying a fridge in a fucking forest! 😂

    • @thestrangemusician168
      @thestrangemusician168 11 місяців тому

      is this a real product and if so where can i get one

  • @CJ_da_DJ
    @CJ_da_DJ 3 роки тому

    I wheezed so much in this video 😂😂

  • @japandrewww7197
    @japandrewww7197 3 роки тому +2

    3 years late: I'm fluent in Japanese and the whole turtle thing is a pun. The Japanese word for turtle is a reverse intonation of the word for chew in a command form. So they're advertising chewy gummies.

    • @autistic.gorgon
      @autistic.gorgon 2 роки тому

      My dumbass thought they were Kappa singing Gummy Sawa( Gummy sours)😑😑

  • @dedicateddetails
    @dedicateddetails 5 років тому +40

    What way do Mothers find food? - 11:36
    1. Go to the forest
    2. Carry a fridge on your back
    3 When you realized that none of it is real

    • @ash-shishaniy841
      @ash-shishaniy841 5 років тому

      TheBlueGuy subscribe me please i need your help to be famous

  • @Smasher-ut4ok
    @Smasher-ut4ok 5 років тому +89

    14:31 “Some dude, walks into the woods. Found MUSHROOM baby.”

  • @shoestringVA
    @shoestringVA 2 роки тому +2

    So, I actually know this. The skeleton bois dancing in the ramen ad are Shocker Troopers. They’re villains from the original Kamen Rider series back in ‘71. They wouldn’t talk they would just go “EEE!” And get their asses kicked.

    • @UnicornKarleeTDM
      @UnicornKarleeTDM 2 роки тому

      Hello fellow Kamen Rider fan! I see that you’re a person of culture as well. (UwU)

    • @rcgarage3377
      @rcgarage3377 2 роки тому

      3 years dang

  • @Myamene
    @Myamene 2 роки тому +1

    jacksepticeye was absolutely baffled for 17 minutes straight by Japanese commercials 😂 this's so funny