Asian Parent Punishments: Emotional Damage
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- Опубліковано 6 вер 2024
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Every parent taking notes in the back📝
Doctor incoming!
😂
Hello ily please reply
Yes sir!
As an African I relate with this video and am scared to see what would happen if my dad saw this lol
This man owns the word *Emotional Damage* and no one can prove me wrong.
Or failure... or RAISED A DONUT
That is just one word. He owns an entire sentence "I will send you to Jesus"
its not a word, its a *catchphrase*
Emotional Damage
@@nirelmacwan5802 2 but yeah
I think we can all agree that Steven He's way of saying "emotional damage" is so iconic at this point.
eMOOOtional DAAAmaGE
@Njdereck❤︎ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ✌︎ u got me 🤣
@njdereckt 🤣🤣 why
yep
Steven He has the best asian dad.
I love how he doesn't even refer to his son as son but as his "failure", lol.
XD
Because he is
Failure to pull out.
Failure to read the woman's lies as lies so incorrectly trusted her.
Failure to leave for milk.
Just like mine but He went to get milk and I’m still waiting for it for me to make my tea 😂
emotional damage
Hold it as low as your IQ. That one hits close to home. My Dad's favorite line was the older you get the stupider you get.
What a nice guy
Couldn't you repliy to that one with "Looks like you're an expert on that"?
@@IDESTROYER236 Good luck saying that to an Asian or Mexican dad.
@@IDESTROYER236 That's a slippery slope you're not coming back from 🤣
@@IDESTROYER236 and that’s how ya end up dead
"you said hold it low!"
"not as low as your IQ"
this cracks me up every time LMAO
The way he said it in a chinese accent ending his lines with -ah makes it extra funny.
🤣🤣🤣
Same 😂
@@ythandlename Singapore accent/Malay accent
@@jqa16 which is the same thing as a chinese accent
"The unfairness adds extra flavor to the emotional damage"
He’s so right
Very Effective!
Emotional Daaaaamage😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🏼
As he lays down in defeat
I'm going to use this in a super smashbros Hero compilation sometime
It is doe, I always remember my mother telling me to "get the thing from the table", note there is 5 tables in the room and about 10 "things" in each table, so I'm basically bound to get yelled at
“Its not in aisle 8” and “Leave your kid at the register so you can go get something stupid” is depressingly accurate.
Haven’t laughed this hard in awhile. “It’s not in aisle 8” LITERALLY gave me flashbacks to my childhood 🥲🥲
@@khalilahd. i remeber those days i would go back and they would tell me that it is and panik would only increase
@@sleepysloth7885 lmfao it’s like we all lived the same childhood 😂
@@khalilahd. Same. The worst is their utter non-chalance about it, while axiety gripped me by my windpipe
@@Saffie19 not by the windpipe 😂😂
I'm in my 30s, my dad is in his 80s, and the screwdriver scenario STILL happens. I completely relate to Little Steven curling up on the floor 😂
I'm in my thirties, my dad is in his sixties. We experience similar things still.
Like a few weeks ago, he asked me to do something for him involving his truck. He gave me instructions verbally. I repeated them verbatim back to him, and he said, "No." Told me that if I had to ask questions, that I'm of no help. It was like being 16 all over again XD
The following afternoon, he was more clear-headed, so he gave me the instructions again, I repeated them, and he said, "Yes, lemme write them down."
I can imagine the job interview being like this-
“You’re 9 years old, why are you applying for a job?”
“I’m Asian.”
“Understood, carry on.”
Relatable. Got a job as a mechanic at 10 years old.
You know poor problems require poor solution.
𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 ❶❽ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝
*NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE*
tricks I do not know
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
💗❤️💌💘
That was so bad it was good😂😭
i would like to be a neurosurgeon
"Shouldn't you be in school"
"I come here on one foot. My other foot is walking 20 mile uphill and fighting lion to go to school"
The emotional damage move is very powerful. No amount of self-confidence or therapy will ever stop it.
Someone: Resists emotional damage
Also them: dEpReSsIoN
@Red 🧢 just one video 💀
e mo tion al damage
As an asian person using a alt account to use as emotional damage shield, can confir.
This just became a bot hotspot
I'm Mexican and holding the light for my dad made me the broken man that I am today. EMOTIONAL DAMAGE CABRON.
😂😂😂👌🏽🔥🔥
If you have an immigrant dad. You can just relate to this whole video.
@@dr.carmichael530Or me who had an alcoholic white dad 😂😭
Sí, CABRÓN!
“Go get the screw driver over there”
“Which one?”
“The one in the box”
I might not be Asian but as a Hispanic I can really feel this emotional damage hitting hard
We all felt this pain hermano
I was drinking tea in this scene and it just switches to him lying down with the box next to him and I almost spit the tea XD
I felt this with a Hispanic mom and an Asian father
My dad tried stuff like this, but then I got smart, I would bring the whole box so he could grab the one he wanted.
me:*takes a random screwdriver and gives it to him* here is your fookin screwdriver dammit
Dad: "You doctor yet?"
Son: "No dad, I'm 12"
Dad: "Talk to me when you doctor."
FAMILY GUY
@@alexanderwilkins1505 😆
when I was 9 I was 25
Man of culture
Next episode : Todayla I teach to make your failure a doctor
no one can deliver the line "emotional damage" better than Steven He.
Uncle Roger is the only one I can think of.
Timestamp??
Yes if there is a "world history session with God as host " after life, there must be a honorable prize to this.
@@darkdragon99 because steven he is the one
I take on ur challenge
I just discovered failure management ! It all makes sense now. My dad and my whole family must have taken this course . Especially hold the light . Maximum emotional damage, very effective. I have childhood flashbacks in every lesson.
"Because children don't have money, they can't think of a way to get out of the situation." still kills me every time
😄🤣🤣🤣
That's why to this day when I enter the supermarket and turns out I don't need to get something, I still buy something so that I can leave
@@julianhayes9043 WHY? I learned to exit the entrance empty-handed at 10. WHAT A FAILURE ! (just kidding) But it was quite embarrassing back then
@@yuxuanhuang3523 but that's when I develop a really strong desire for cookies, my means of escape and to munch on whilst trying to write essays.
"Very effective."
Fun fact Steven's dad was probably a failure to Steven's grandad. It's every Asian kids legacy. To be a FAILURE.
I'd like to see Steven's dad being evaluated by Steven's dad's dad. I hope Steven will make that video.
SDD supports S as a way of inflicting Emotional Damage to SD, like how most grandparents operate
@Njdereck❤︎ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ✌︎ *shut.*
We should change" Asians " to" failures" 😂😂
My dad is second generation so he tends to be more laid back
My mom on the other hand matches the stereotype down to the t
I love it especially when i dont know the answer to a math problem and she yells at me to remember how to solve it and breaks clotheshangers on my back until i cant see the problem anymore through the tears in my eyes, and i clam up under the kitchen sink in a puddle of my own tears, regretting everything leading up to this point in life
7*4=28 7*4=28 7*4=28 7*4=28
*EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
@@kylecheng3710 im sorry
dude really said “not as low as your IQ” i couldn’t hold it together and my entire job heard me cracking up in the break room
xDD
LMAO
😅😆😂🤣🤣🤣😀😄😊😁☺😉
Yup. That one triggered me too. 😅
I crack up every time he says "Very Effective" 😂
OMG my mom totally does both “grocery line” and “reverse grocery line”. Once she even told me to put the cart away and started driving away while I was doing it. So, I relate to this video on a spiritual level.
Emotional damage
Oh that's savage to do this 😂😂
@X-O Kimberly this is an English comment on the English side of UA-cam, go back to... spain?
@@BokuNoDensetsuNoHoshi Bloody bots...
@@MadeUpNoun ?
Wait, I just realized what you said
“The unfairness adds extra flavor to the emotional damage” hits soo close to home lol
Too close man. Too close.
Very effective
Far too effective 😞
Way close that you start feeling clusterphobic
Lmao I read this along him xD at the same time what a coincidence
This man will make us all proud when raising children
Edit: Holy shit 1.5k likes thanks guys
@Njdereck❤︎ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ✌︎ nobody asked-
he will with laughter for me but in no way am i gonna raise my children like my dad or asian💀 its sucks- but then you laugh
@Njdereck❤︎ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ✌︎ I think you have emotional damage
If only we could make him proud…
@@eca3211 no one ask
' the long-range slipper' The amount of qualities Steven's dad and my Irish mother share is frankly astounding.
or my lithuanian mother
Another good way to cause emotional damage is to tell your kid to do one task, then right after they start yell at them to do another task even though they aren't done, then when they start on the new task yell at them for not finishing the other task. This should cause emotional damage that will affect their ability to multi-task for the rest of their life. For extra affect, add more than three tasks at once
Steven He voice: Emooottional damage
It works on husbands too. I know from experience.
@@christianpalmer225 I'm with you in that hole.
@@christianpalmer225 and with nurses too... i am a nurse... and i am emotional DAAAMAGED
In a weird way it made me better at multitasking esp under pressure. This is coming from an african household tho so who knows how the emotional damage works 😂💀
My dad must be taking these classes because he does this every-time. He’s a top student I’m assuming based on how much emotional trauma he’s given me when helping him move something.
Since when can water and his son Tea uninvent physics
A fellow failure
@Marvelous Mulhim I can see it. We call it a ‘plaster’ not a ‘bandage’.
Sorry I’m British I must colonise you
I'm the emotion damage giver and I'm the youngest 🤣
I remember when my dad tried to teach me how to drive. He was kind at first, but every time I made a mistake shifting gears he would go mad and tell me I was going to wreck his car, then he would be calm again only to be angrier and angrier later. I just realized this caused me untold amounts of Emotional Damage, it's been 20 years since then and I still don't know how to drive. VERY EFFECTIVE.
Its worse after you get a car.
While he was mad to not shift a gear 2 milli-seconds before like a racing driver, he will shift the gears and steer the steering wheel of yours as if he was Bruce lee driving a car while fighting a tiger inside the car.
Oh gosh, this is too relatable. My struggle was more about seeing surroundings clearly at stop signs and going when ready. Even the first driving lesson with Dad was difficult. He would get upset and chew me out whenever I did or did not do something which could increase the risk of an accident. Those driving lessons caused emotional damage which have added to my accumulated emotional debt, VERY effective.😭🤣
My mom did that too but I stopped the car in the middle of the highway, got out and screamed, "Stop being a confusing bitch!" Then walked away from the car and called my dad to come get me. My mom was so embarrassed she refused to let me come home for a month so I stayed with my dad and he taught me everything I needed to know in three days.
This is what my mom does to my dad, even though she barely drives and my dad's been for 40 years. If he doesn't brake before the car in front of him starts even slowing down, he gets yelled at 🤣 emotional damage that lasts the entire car ride. Very effective
When i was learning my dad put his leg over the center console not trusting me. Then i get my license with a perfect score i was like yeah hows that defeat tasting.
"The one with the handle"
Kills me
This hits too close to home, especially the one about being left at the counter as a kid.
I can't decide whether to laugh or cry
Sorry son
I'm with you fam, worse when your Dad comes back and acts like an ass to the worker
That’s super emotional damage
Facts
Yeah my mom did that as well. Not even Asian, that's just a parent thing.
You took me right back to my childhood, trying to help my dad with the car while he is yelling at me for following his terrible instructions. I didn't know he knew Steven's Dad!
Ah yes. He was an A student in failure management class
wait, are we related?
yep same xD
@@StevenHe Not even A+. Seems like he too was a failure.
Don’t know from the video it seems like it was probably not the first time he was helping so the kid should have remembered. U can’t really mess up with screwdrivers and if unsure just bring the toolbox. Instructions might had been unclear but this is one of the times u got to give it to the father. Specially if u were the one using the car when the issue arose
The emotional damage caused by "get me 'the thing' from 'the room'" is something that happens far too often in my household. I still don't know what thing and from which room
The screwdriver that can unscrew srews obviously.
get me that thing from there, up there but below there. right there.... *PAIN*
I'm in my 40's and my Dad still does this with me.
Lol same i sometimes build furniture with my dad and he asks for the screw driver and he's like THE LONG ONE and i go THEY ARE ALL LONG and then he says BRUH THE GREEN ONE and i go YOU HAVE LIKE FIVE OF THOSE. lol its kinda hilarious very confusing too lol.
My grandma often says “that who, bring me that thing from that place”.
Somehow, my uncle always understands what she means.
1:22 "ThEy AlL hAvE hAnDlEs" had me laughing for 30 minutes lmao
This is so accurate
underrated comment
@Tina Bulea damn it
But that is an emotional damage tho
Of course, it's practically a documentary
So nice
Thanks to you, my entire school is now repeatedly saying "emotional damage" whenever someone says the word emotional. Which is a lot. Thank you Steven.
Edit: What. 1.4k likes. Thanks guys that's pretty cool.
Same with my school too bro
Haha please tell me that makes my day 👑🙌🏻
Arent we from the same school?! Lol
Webster should put me in their dictionary under emotional damage
@SILVIA CAMORA omg wth...
Ok. Can we be serious.
Stevens dad is literally carrying his yt channel.
Yup. Facts.
Lol
@@StevenHe did that cause emotional damage? I just want to complete my notes
yes definatly best character but the cooking at lunch is up there also i love those ones. farm a potato at 15 min lunch plus when combined these two characters make good chuckle laughs everytime even after 12 re watches still get a laugh now thats good strong lasting good humor yes its so good its good twice .😺🐾
He kinda has to, as his son is a Failure! 🤣
Dang it's almost like my parents studied every frame of this video.
Mine, too. And we're white.
Never said I was Asian 😮
Sorry. I saw the Phat and did not read the rest. I have a Chinese friend who says dang a lot. Sorry for the misassumptions.
Stephen's dad: "Hold it low as your IQ."
Stephen: *drops the phone*
*_Phone rips a hole through Earth and lands on an assembly line in China, where Steven’s uncle finds it and instantly senses failure energy_*
@Njdereck❤︎ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ✌︎ this Rickroll gives me EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
@Njdereck❤︎ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ✌︎ you're painfully unfunny
@@x8nis it’s probably a bot
@@x8nis fr tho
I love how Steven’s dad just refers to sons/daughters as failures instead
the true gender neutral term for children
@@callmen1cc LOL
@@callmen1cc no discrimination at all
@@callmen1cc 🤣👍
@@callmen1cc I was literally just about to say that lmaoooo
when I have “EMOTIONAL DAMAGE” Steven is there to help me
First real comment that isn’t promoting anything
@@averagegamer7082 yasssss
Steven is there to help you take even more emotional damage.
He is just a fake Mr beast and used veiws bots to get lots of veiws on a video so others would watch it and he would scam you
@Red 🧢 your name it true you are capping
Thank you for all your parenting tips. I have watched and rewatched your emotional damage instructions and my home is now running on a full failure management regime.
I am extremely worried for the well being of Steven’s future children...
𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 ❶❽ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝
*NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE*
tricks I do not know
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
💗❤️💌💘
all asian child more or less go through the same pain
I meann stevens dad must have experienced the same thing like how is he so good at failure management
Don’t worry, at least they won’t be depr-… at least they won’t feel like they aren’t good enou- at least they won’t be a failure in his ey- at least he won’t acually do this because this is all just for the funni!
@@badenglish7979 Asian? And anyone who is over the age of 50.
The car fix brought back fine memories.
The fact that he knows actual weaknesses of children scares me.
Maybe it's because he felt it wen he was a child
Every asian was once a kid
And every asian kid was once a failure
@@gsiya4023 true
@@claricelee7173 yes thats true, but its not just him, every asian had to go through this hell on earth my dad told me to move the light so he can see i move by an inch then my dad says and i quote "stop moving it"
@@claricelee7173 Same
I like how he doesn't say your child, instead he says failure.
Erasing their identity, ultimate in emotional damage.
@@unkledoda420 LOL
They only exist because of condom FAILURE! xDDD
I know, right? I'm glad I didn't have to say it.
𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 ❶❽ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝
*NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE*
tricks I do not know
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
💗❤️💌💘
This was basic training for me, everything is always wrong. There is not success. Everything is failure. I felt this episode so hard.
true
Same. I mourn what and who I could’ve been if I hadn’t been kneecapped pretty much from birth to think of myself as worthless.
My parents did reverse grocery line a number of times. The flashbacks are constantly delivering extra Emotional Damage throughout my adult life.
Very Effective.
i read very effective as he said it XD
@@URAGOOFUS also Emotional damage XD
What😰😰😰
That right there is Emotional Damage 😂🤝
@@prokiresdaksh8291 very effective.
We need an episode where Steven's grandfather enters the scene and Steven's dad gets flashbacks from when he was a kid
Oh shit XD the moment he calls out stephen for being a failure and then hears from behind, this donut says he raised a failure. HA! Don't make me laugh.
And stephens dad just turns around slowly with a grimm facial expression as he knows that voice
Emotional Damage squared!!!!!!!!!
yessss
Only for fans over 18 years old LOCALDATE.MONSTER/TATSUHISHA
Life's story is a short journey so have fun before you sleeping 🥰
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
💗❤️💌💘
Dude, yes please. The fact that Steven liked this is kinda getting my hopes up
I heard that kids all around the world are now using Steven's EMOTIONAL DAMGAGE as a weapon to defeat their parents.
POV: When parents level 1000 emotional damage, i am 99.7% asian
Very effective
HAHAHA
@SILVIA CAMORA You have broken my brain
Valid only if pronounced with Steven's dad's accent*
2:29 love that sound before the word "hide"
“You said hold it low.”
“Not as low as your IQ”
Had me 😂😂
Edit: and I’m getting more notifications from this comment than my own channel😂
Yh man 😂😂😂
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
I woulda just walked back inside
Same 😂😂😂
I saw a meme the other day, “You think you can hurt my feelings? I used to hold the flashlight for my father!”
Steven's grandpa is such a pro Asian dad, that his son still has a wound near his eyebrow.
𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 ❶❽ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝
*NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE*
tricks I do not know
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
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oh god the bots, the attention was both a blessing and a curse.
If there is any bots just report it
Maybe response to it though they may like it idk idc bye
Any word on what caused that? Surprised the bandaid is around a month later
As a "failure" to a father who no doubt graduated this class with flying colours, I can tell you that the methods described are 100% effective and you don't even need to be Asian to apply them.
Technically this is "made in China"
underrated reply right there
@@THE_SOSC as an Indian I can relate to this more than ever
@@vladimirputin8285 either made in India or made in China but usually very rarely made in another country
@@vladimirputin8285 me too
My dad always does this, he points in a general direction and says get that thing over there. When I don’t find whatever he is talking about in 3 seconds he tells me I’m blind and non observant. One time he told me to find his keys before he got home. I looked everywhere and couldn’t find it. It turns out it was in his pocket the whole time. It was very effective emotional damage.
I’m now convinced that this isn’t just a Guideline, but a complete daily checklist for all parents, both new and veterans🤣🤣🤣🤣
Veterans wtf 🤣🤣🤣
You said it
Its a professional introduction course. If you master it you can move on to different grades, like belts in Karate
🤣
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This man his taking the acting to another level. He needs a plaque for his talent.
Why the coments are random links and a guy telling that steven he sucks?
You really have bad luck
Sheesh
@@djgamer5223
It's all bots
"Todala"
" What tha HAIIIIL"
" EMOTIONAL DAMAGE "
" FAILURE "
" UP HILL BOTHWAYS "
are literally the most iconic lines ever 😭😭 it reminds me of my brother
Edit : forgot " I will send u to Jeesus"
What the haiiiiiil 1.1k likes thanks everybody I won't be called a failure anymore
The failure killer drones are attacking help meee
U missed : "I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS!"
Before physics was invented, flew up to turn on the sun each morning...
“I fought two lions every day. Now they do my taxes” 🤣
Stooped
you missed “very effective”
1:20 was out of this world. his voice and face though
Hey Steven’s dad, I thought this might help since I’m a mechanic. To fix the fuel pressure regulator pipe, you need to first remove it using a cross head screwdriver, drain all the fluid from the engine, disconnect all the exhaust lines, unbolt the transmission and rewrite the whole car and in case that doesn’t work, sell it. Hope it helps!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH Thank you I'll give it a try
Yoooo
Yo mr. He
You forgot to cross thread all the bolts, short all the wires, pour in the blinker fluid, and put rtv on the head gasket! You call yourself a mechanic?!
@@echoi7119 well that part is kinda selfexplanatory and obvious. He probably asumed that would be common sense
as an asian kid i cannot stress how relatable this is and just how much i want to hide this video from my parents
yes, very relatable indeed
Meanwhile they’re taking notes in the back😂😂😂
69th like, and same I can relate
Don't show your Asian parents this video --- they don't like to be called out on their emotional abuse tendencies 🤣🤣
@@StevenHe or they've probably got a few extra pointers, like "ha, he such a failure, lots of missed opportunities there" while watching
"Hold it low."
*holds it low*
"What are you doing? Do you want to fail geometry?"
"You said hold it low!"
"Yes, but not as low as your IQ."
💀
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
bing bong
Died from EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Veery effecctivee
Emotional Damage
That made me laugh in 5 different universe's
My white mom was an asian dad. She pulled this *exact* same stuff.
Same
Mine was a narcissist. The word was not commonly used, so no one understood the Emotional Damage inflicted.
I am sorry that we share this. Your comment shed a light on my world. Now I will laugh at the hijinks my family pulled.
Man has done it again, he knows everything, he's taking full advantage of the emotional damage meme went viral. Sir you truly are amazing
Never imagined of all the lines I’ve written, for emotional damage to catch on
“It’s not in aisle 8.”
I completely lost it. I was laughing so hard that I had to skip back a few times because I kept missing lines from laughing so hard 🤣
Me too 😂😂😂😂
Glad I’m not the only one who was doing this 😂
@David Van Well imagine ever thinking that an app is working correctly lmao
The panic with the "Where's the green??" though XDD
My mother is Mexican but she was still like this X"D
The delivery on that line is spot on. Wonder how many takes it took.
My dad tried to pull some of this shit with me when I was a kid as well. I wouldn't have any of it.
Taped a flashlight to my dad's head.
Brought him all the tools I could find, he can pick out what he needs.
I gave my dad emotional damage.
You forgot to add: Very effective
This killed me hahahaha
Ah yes, I too have outsmarted to system by just grabbing everything good on u for figuring this technique out by yourself
Dang I wish I knew this sooner
SOMEONE HELP. HE'S TOO STRONG
People probably think I’m crazy because of you Steven! I now walk around randomly muttering “maximum emotional damage!” in an Asian accent 😂
"You must contradict yourself"
LOL so accurate! 🤣🤣🤣👌
And the "get the thing" too 🤣🤣🤣
𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 ❶❽ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝
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tricks I do not know
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
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Finally he's getting the attention he deserves for
He already had like 1 mil subs before this big boom yk
The way he said “where’s the green” was exactly me as a kid freaking out in hmart when mom told me to get tofu xD
" tofu? More like tf....
We’re a homeschooling family. My children love watching your video’s. Imagine my surprise while tutoring some neighbors children, when I gave her the spelling word: “Damage”. This sweet 2nd grader looked me right in the face and said, “Emotional damage, Is VERY effective.” Needless to say, I started cracking up and thought, “Et Tu? Sweet girl.” My son’s 12th birthday is coming up and. You guessed it… I went to check out your “Merch”.
As asians united, I think we all know this is REAL parenting
I can absolutely relate to steven
Only for fans over 18 years old BABY-GIRLS.ID/ALEXA
mañas no se la
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
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I'm not even asian and I've experienced all of these things. This video has ripped open old wounds..
lmao imagine someone who actually took these jokes too seriously and trying it on their kids one by one 😂
Wait your parents don’t?!?
@@StevenHe 😂😂 ofc they do, I myself have personally experienced those one by one as a child.
@@eundaehee well as an Asian this video almost made me cry because I never knew my parents were always been using this on me on purpose those mistakes were never a mistake
I am not guilty at all but anyway that can't change the fact That I am a FAILURE 🥺🥺
Asain parents are not gonna take this joke because now it a tradition to give there kids emotional damage in inheritance
@@StevenHe i mean my parents sometimes do this
@@miraculousblink Crying from how funny and relatable this video is or crying from emotional damage?
Hold The Light was definitely a bonding experience I'll never forget. Bonus points if dad drops a bolt into the undercarriage, but blames it on you. You just want it all to end, then it happens. "Just go away, you're no help." You have to spend the next week reaffirming yourself that you were definitely doing everything he told you to do, trying not to be gas-lit. Steven, why do you have to dig up these old wounds?
Oh my God the comment about the dropped bolt just brought it all back. Just stood there waiting for it, "if you held the damn light better I wouldn't have dropped the bolt". Emotional damage!
very effective!
Emotional Damage!
Yep... 😔
Remember all the viewers childhood failures!
Very Effective!
The line in the register hit so hard. Please teach kids to let the person behind first if you have not arrived yet 😭😭... Cuz' damn! The anxiety is too much.
When I was a little kid, I went on to a trip with my grandma. We were on a bus from one city to another. The bus made a stop. My grandma went off to the bathroom, leaving me in the bus. I was so afraid the bus would depart before she came back. I was crying very hard. That’s one of the few things I remember from that trip about 35 years ago. Emotional damage!
'87?
She actually snuck on to silently sit down behind you so she could enjoy the trauma.
Reminds me of every time I was in supermarket with my mother where she made me stay in queue while she went to browsem for other stuff without even leaving me money.
I'm so pround of how Steven He has grown tremendously ever since he's infamous quote "Emotional Damage" became a trend on different media's. Used to watch him when he'd video's would get just 500k views and when he was at 600k subs and now few months later when I come back to check he's at 3.36mil sub's and has over 5mil views on his videos!
glad i found the meme and the channel
Lol same :)
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as someone with an asian mom, i can say that i did get emotional damage
to this day, she still tells me to do something in such a vague way, then gets angry at me when i ask about it- she always goes "be more flexible!" or "use your brain!"
Emotional damage. Very effective
I can empathise. My mom is so vague 90% of the time and then gets annoyed with me when I ask for clarification, which just feels bad (every single object or action is a "thing" she refuses to elaborate on unless heavily, repeatedly asked 😑).
omg "use your brain" could be my mom's catchphrase. She says it like "wow it's so obvious you dumb idiot"
Story of my life
‘Use your brain!, y r u so stupid a?!’ Yep, story of my life.
My parents aren’t even 1% Asian and they follow all of these already
@officialStevenHe....... shut up you stupid ahh bot
the fact that this happened last week and im a grown enough to get out of these situations but i still lose my shit when i cant find my mom truly shows its effectiveness
What do you mean by “grown enough” and “can’t find my mom”?😂
@@LeBronyaJames read it again
0:53 "not as low as your IQ level" IM DYING
I can completely relate to this. From yet another asian it is all COMPLETELY TRUE!!!
That tool scene in the garage is my childhood in a nutshell. I used to just start panicking and crying in seconds....the thing I'd been sent for was never there. Or if it was , I knew it by a different name.
Emotional Damage ensued....and it's with me to this day.
The grocery and the light are my childhood
@@rithvikmuthyalapati9754 in Ireland it was potatoes, not soy, but same principle was in effect, as was the emoshunnal damage..
I'm sorry.. :'( 🙏 I know the feeling
Childhood? Now i am an adult with kids. My dad still orders me to do menial task like this when i visit.
And he still gives vague instructions like in the video.
Nonono, the best part of this is when you were looking in that particular spot the thing you were looking for wasn't there and then when they go to get it, VOILA its in their hands and they call you blind.
Emotional damage
0:14 Ah...the iconic phrase😂
1:30
Step 1: Lie down
Step 2 : Try not to cry
Step 3 : Cry anyways
Lmao the high pitch and sad "they all have handles" was too perfect. The follow up fetal position had me in tears. I've been there lol
Damn, my parents must have paid a full crash course of emotional damage from Steven's dad because they have been using these techniques on me and my brothers even before i was born
Ahhh they were straight A students back in Failure Management
The way he refers to the kid as "your failure" has me in tears
I showed these videos to all the guys at work and it’s literally become a daily quote 😂 emotional damage.
It's funny how strict parents of different countries and races are so similar haha. I'm African, and can relate. However, "emotional damage" is stuck in my head and I can't stop laughing. Nice one bro...very effective 😁
Yeeees I am African too and basically every one I know and myself grew up like this.. including HEAVY physical damage. Haha
Bro it's crazy how we all have the same stories.
@@jay21597 riiìiighhhhht!!! and its not like they all went to the exact same school, got taught by the exact same teacher and they all scored the exact same grade.. cz I am from Africa and this is exactly what we all experience.
@@royhyde8842 LMAO ALL the damages, all of them!
Same thing here In brazil
Emotional damage. One of the greatest memes, we are blessed to witness this. Thank you Steven
I don’t get how you are able to depict my whole childhood in these Asian punishment videos 😭. My dad would literally make me do these things and it had some SERIOUS EMOTIONAL DAMAGE.
Only for fans over 18 years old LOCALDATE.MONSTER/TATSUHISHA
Life's story is a short journey so have fun before you sleeping 🥰
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
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@@kirana6275 nobody cares, leave (emotional damage)
@MARSYA💦⤵️ I got emotional damage when I saw this
@@kirana6275 I got emotional damage when I saw this
bro i straight up had PTSD when he said: hold the light. When i was 9-10 years old, my dad would always make me hold the light for him. and every single time, i would fuck up and he would be angry at me. Thank you for making me remember good memories of my childhood🤣😂😅
This is not what PTSD is.
Nah the fact that his first videos are almost a year old makes me realise how fast time has gone by 😭
I started watching right at the beginning and showed my friends about a month later, now half my year watches them lol
That is sooo awesome. Thanks for being in the early squad
@@StevenHe early squad is best squad, I've been here since 16k. So cool how many subs u got now!
@@jasonrizzo9293 true
@@StevenHe can you do Steven failing at sports
I love that these lessons transcend race and ethnicity - white parents do these all the time, super effective.
some people have perfected it by going out for milk and never coming back.
eh, do they?
@@spitefirespartangaming
Legend say there still some masters who will come back years later, and then do it all over again for extra emotional damage. Very effective!
@@slightlybluish3587 I work at Trader Joe's in a wealthy suburb. Happens alllll the time, though we usually have the product, lol.
@@innocentbystander3317Without realizing, I just read this on stevens voice by default..
"You must contradict yourself" - sounds like every parent ever
It just means... you'll end up doing it, too.
"Not as low as your IQ!"
"Why are you moving like you're starting a disco?!"
I'm deceased 💀
The way he says "Emotional Damage" will never gets old 😂
I know right, more than a billion Chinese world wide, we chose to use the accent spoken by the 6%.
Don't forget the classic. "Not reading the instructions to the thing they're doing, leaving it to the side for you to curiously read, and then you notice they're doing something wrong and try to fix it and then they get pissed at you for implying they're doing it wrong. And then they did it wrong, you fix it, and they get pissed at you for not helping earlier."
Ah yes the classic must be mentioned
Fuck me. This is too accurate
Ah yes, but that was some North American parents make you do though.
This!!!!!
That right there? That is emotional damage.
As a Dad myself, and also my Dad's son, I am very aware of both sides of the "emotional damage" incurred when being tasked to "hold the light". It's a no win situation for both the old and young "failures".
Now, if he had asked "Light that bowl," that would have been different and easier.
"why you moving the light, hold it still, why you moving it round trying to start a disco" 💀
At this point, Emotional damage is a therapy for me.
HAHAHAHAHHAHA You're on to something
Yooooooooooooo
@Njdereck❤︎ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ✌︎ YOU ARE A FAILURE.
@Njdereck❤︎ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ✌︎ you have *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
@@StevenHe I suspect this is cheaper than buying your own therapy tbh
Steven He's "Emotional Damage" is so strong that everyone feels the "Emotional Damage".
"Eemotional Daamage"