Uncle Roger DISGUSTED by this Egg Fried Rice Video (BBC Food)

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  • Опубліковано 7 лип 2020
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  • @mrnigelng
    @mrnigelng  3 роки тому +22688

    *UPDATE* : Uncle Roger made follow-up video with egg fried rice lady! ➡️ ua-cam.com/video/bGtR3l_JeUo/v-deo.html

    • @sossoft
      @sossoft 3 роки тому +64

      At what time is it and in which time zone? Cheers uncle!

    • @user-ru9pd6tf4s
      @user-ru9pd6tf4s 3 роки тому +29

      @@sossoft in two days, probably a few hours more than that. So around 6 PM / 18:00 at 0 UTC probably.

    • @MrJordanwain
      @MrJordanwain 3 роки тому +24

      Can’t wait for this!! Please say you’re going to teach her and us how to make Egg Fried Rice 🍚

    • @user-fo5tg1jd2g
      @user-fo5tg1jd2g 3 роки тому +24

      Some people can understand the Indian style fried rice recipe because it is different from other Asian countries. One of my acquaintances had a 20-year career in running an Indian restaurant, so I asked him if he had a recipe for washing rice in water, but he said he had never seen it.

    • @sossoft
      @sossoft 3 роки тому +2

      @@user-ru9pd6tf4s Thanks I know it's in two days, I had already put the reminder on the video. I just wanted to check the time as I'm 4h ahead of London. Cheers

  • @micaellaanne8758
    @micaellaanne8758 3 роки тому +22350

    The bbc woman manage to boil two things:
    1. Rice
    2. The blood of many asians

    • @fillius7845
      @fillius7845 3 роки тому +288

      Underrated

    • @sotrue4436
      @sotrue4436 3 роки тому +203

      Lets take this comment to the top

    • @stefan6347
      @stefan6347 3 роки тому +343

      You call that rice boiled? You look at me and you say that rice is properly boiled? That is the most disgusting rice I've ever seen.

    • @micaellaanne8758
      @micaellaanne8758 3 роки тому +95

      @@stefan6347 well she did boiled the rice though 😂😂

    • @stefan6347
      @stefan6347 3 роки тому +73

      @@micaellaanne8758 but it's still pathetic.

  • @jahn7856
    @jahn7856 3 роки тому +7410

    As an asian, this video made me understand why italians die after watching carbonara videos

    • @4nakayam
      @4nakayam 3 роки тому +235

      Pasta la vista

    • @averagefanenjoyer8696
      @averagefanenjoyer8696 3 роки тому +69

      @@4nakayam I'm super white so Im not picking up as much here. But she still seems like a terrible chef, Im picking up enough to know that this is being fucked up

    • @FleurChat7
      @FleurChat7 3 роки тому +34

      @@averagefanenjoyer8696 very white... I'm sorry but my little brother introduced me to these videos. I barley cook in the house and I cringe soooo hard at this

    • @brendasichini5764
      @brendasichini5764 3 роки тому +2

      Tell me about it 😂

    • @dubioussightz1538
      @dubioussightz1538 3 роки тому +1

      Lmfao!

  • @SaitamaHatesMosquitos
    @SaitamaHatesMosquitos 9 місяців тому +771

    I returned to this throwback masterpiece. Uncle Roger has made the quarantine days so entertaining.

  • @Filth532
    @Filth532 8 місяців тому +162

    2:06 he perfectly pronounces the letter “V” finally I caught it. Som many wijeos and I finally caught one.

  • @YutaCh.
    @YutaCh. 3 роки тому +5205

    BBC woman: * didn't wash the rice*
    Asians: "so you've chosen death"

    • @avieee2111
      @avieee2111 3 роки тому +11

      HAHA

    • @rovie1400
      @rovie1400 3 роки тому +95

      She wash after 😭

    • @freyaaaaalim
      @freyaaaaalim 3 роки тому +57

      😔👊 and she scraped the souce pan whit a metal spoon like bruh 😔

    • @kasoffice9342
      @kasoffice9342 3 роки тому +35

      in here we wash the rice then cook the rice. not cook the rice then wash the rice. who tf even invented that?! > the BBC woman. food disaster.

    • @coolkieyt
      @coolkieyt 3 роки тому +1

      Like-
      B r o
      W h y
      N o

  • @redlionpride
    @redlionpride 3 роки тому +6181

    Woman, you have successfully prevented a war here in Asia. The whole region has united against this blasphemy.

    • @AyAy008
      @AyAy008 3 роки тому +41

      She is Asian. She's a British-Indian.

    • @paisenpaisen
      @paisenpaisen 3 роки тому +107

      Aishik Ashraf probs more british than indian

    • @AyAy008
      @AyAy008 3 роки тому +34

      @@paisenpaisen Yeah, but she definitely learned how to cook rice (ffs) from her mom or grandma. The geniuses here are acting like she's not Asian.
      South Asian and Middle Eastern rice are also so much better than the Eastern sticky stuff.

    • @Vincent-rq2hy
      @Vincent-rq2hy 3 роки тому +72

      India and Pakistan have called an armistice to distance themselves from her Hahahaha

    • @JS-ri8qc
      @JS-ri8qc 3 роки тому +87

      ​@@AyAy008 "South Asian and Middle Eastern rice are also so much better than the Eastern sticky stuff" first off, objectively incorrect. you just prefer south asian and middle eastern rice over east asian sticky rice. i like both but i don't think one is better than the other.
      second, i do agree with your first point. how the fuck are you asian and don't know how to cook rice? this shit was blasphemy and i hope someone taught her how to cook it properly

  • @Rickuttto
    @Rickuttto Місяць тому +25

    I just discovered Uncle Roger today, April 2024. Where have I been?
    My face hurts from laughing and it’s 1 in the morning .
    You are brilliant and deserve your net worth.
    And MSG fixes everything 😂😂😂
    I put myself into a junk food/msg coma once.
    True story. My body and brain have a violent reaction it.
    Your videos made my day!

  • @platterfoot
    @platterfoot 7 місяців тому +143

    “You dried the rice and wet the rice and dried the rice” gets me every time 3 years later 😭

  • @FL.S
    @FL.S 3 роки тому +53629

    This woman just single-handedly united all the Asians, Latinos, and Caribbeans for her crimes against all rice

  • @stirfry9935
    @stirfry9935 3 роки тому +21096

    all wrong the rice has to be leftovers from last dinner. Smh

    • @myxer5
      @myxer5 3 роки тому +2238

      Exactly why fried rice was invented for. LOL :)

    • @hestiamarian6365
      @hestiamarian6365 3 роки тому +480

      Yessss... you're right...

    • @Shikagure
      @Shikagure 3 роки тому +202

      Yessssssssss thissss

    • @nabwu
      @nabwu 3 роки тому +90

      This

    • @meowmeow3208
      @meowmeow3208 3 роки тому +74

      THIS

  • @lukele3l3
    @lukele3l3 6 місяців тому +73

    This woman made me laugh, Uncle Roger made me laugh even harder... Thank you both!!! You just made my day!

  • @user-gx1vx6xd1i
    @user-gx1vx6xd1i 2 місяці тому +35

    "So funny, so humorous, I dying laughing"
    "I dead now"

    • @BasmaSmiley
      @BasmaSmiley Місяць тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣typical uncle Roger 😂

  • @colormeblue211
    @colormeblue211 3 роки тому +20858

    "don't be afraid" she's telling to the rice, not the audience.

    • @purplewisteria_
      @purplewisteria_ 3 роки тому +198

      😂😂😂

    • @FOGEATER
      @FOGEATER 3 роки тому +1319

      In the surgery room:
      Doctor: Relax, David. It's just a small surgery. Don't panic.
      Patient: My name is not David.
      Doctor: I know. I am David.

    • @joshuawinata6532
      @joshuawinata6532 3 роки тому +163

      Well she did manage to scare us too 😂

    • @antoniobermejo1241
      @antoniobermejo1241 3 роки тому +158

      Actually she's telling it to herself 😂😂

    • @lauraspoonievlogs8883
      @lauraspoonievlogs8883 3 роки тому +36

      You got a point there 😂

  • @TimmysLife
    @TimmysLife 3 роки тому +6902

    1. Why is she even DRAINING rice
    2. Why is she using fresh rice instead of leftover rice for the fried rice
    3. Where's the salt and soy sauce
    4. I'm offended now lol 😂

    • @bmariann7783
      @bmariann7783 3 роки тому +313

      wait, where is the soy souce, really... O.O

    • @Mongalingalong
      @Mongalingalong 3 роки тому +90

      you should rinse rice, but everything else she did was wrong anyway.

    • @Mongalingalong
      @Mongalingalong 3 роки тому +332

      ok nevermind, i rewatched the video, i thought u meant wash the rice. Ok yes nobody rinses the rice after cooking it WTF this cooking vid is worse than i expected

    • @Patrick_Bateman92
      @Patrick_Bateman92 3 роки тому +171

      She should have washed the rice first to remove the starch and then cook.

    • @TimmysLife
      @TimmysLife 3 роки тому +4

      @@Mongalingalong I meant draining 😂😂 sorry

  • @odachi.madness
    @odachi.madness 5 місяців тому +37

    "now the rice stinky like you" had me on the floor 😭

  • @alexbarker4847
    @alexbarker4847 9 місяців тому +78

    Oh you’ll love this!!
    As a British kid growing up in the 80/90s, mum (white British) would cook rice the same way, no rinsing, just put straight into cold water and slowly brought up to a boil on our horrendously slow electric hob. There it would sit until it almost resembled rice pudding, and drained off with a sieve. Back in the pan it would go where it was treated to a healthy tablespoon of MARGERINE! Stirred through it and then, oh I can still see it now, seasoned with SALT AND VINEGAR!
    That is how we thought rice was prepared.

    • @PersonAliveYes
      @PersonAliveYes 4 місяці тому +14

      Woah. 😧

    • @AkshanshShrivastava
      @AkshanshShrivastava 3 місяці тому +26

      thats brutally sad

    • @flyingthor2650
      @flyingthor2650 Місяць тому +4

      well it is wrong

    • @freeman10000
      @freeman10000 Місяць тому +3

      When I was growing up in Australia during the Eighties rice was prepared exactly as shown on this video 🤮 Luckily we are more civilised in 2024.

    • @ErikAnkan73
      @ErikAnkan73 Місяць тому +4

      Who the hell season with vinegar?

  • @Haru-eq7zi
    @Haru-eq7zi 3 роки тому +9397

    EVERYTHING WRONG. she cooked everything separately while us asians just literally be using one pan to cook it all up.

    • @absboodoo
      @absboodoo 3 роки тому +1451

      Exactly. By the end of the cooking, it need to taste like fried rice. Not rice with egg, vegies, meat.

    • @jamais_vu3
      @jamais_vu3 3 роки тому +62

      ikr lmao

    • @gabym9101
      @gabym9101 3 роки тому +12

      Fr fr

    • @P5YcHoKiLLa
      @P5YcHoKiLLa 3 роки тому +22

      Big Bold Cooking?

    • @ceralor
      @ceralor 3 роки тому +255

      White people gotta feel like they weren't ripped off buying that 20 piece pots-and-pans set SOMEHOW.

  • @mojarjoe6836
    @mojarjoe6836 3 роки тому +2273

    In an Asian point of view, You're not allowed to get married if you cook the rice that way. It's horribly disgusting.

    • @marledanimefan7186
      @marledanimefan7186 3 роки тому +31

      Good reason imo

    • @Xavier-ty4jw
      @Xavier-ty4jw 3 роки тому +10

      You said that only because You don't know how to cool rice, probably you're a Spinster

    • @kuannaone8265
      @kuannaone8265 3 роки тому +46

      Geo Nif who tf cools rice??

    • @xiaogotmcds
      @xiaogotmcds 3 роки тому +12

      @@kuannaone8265 him apparently-

    • @naimanpunk
      @naimanpunk 3 роки тому +4

      @@Xavier-ty4jw took her more than 10 minute to finish all the seasoning, wash them peas and piss on her cooking. thats enough time for december mate. the rice almost frozen by than.

  • @russelbutt
    @russelbutt 9 місяців тому +29

    Watching this for the first time in 2023, and I totally get it now. I've seen Uncle Roger clips floating around social media for the better part of the year and I finally get it. I just came from the UNILAD interview, to see how it all started, and it's just as funny as I thought it would be. What a great character he's created. I instantly connected with him.

  • @husseinjammoul8269
    @husseinjammoul8269 Місяць тому +126

    Who's here 2024

  • @obnoxiouslady7126
    @obnoxiouslady7126 3 роки тому +29737

    As an Asian, I've never measured the amount of water I need to put while cooking rice. I'll just wait for my ancestors to whisper, "My child, that's enough" lmao

    • @XTUBER010
      @XTUBER010 3 роки тому +409

      Nice comment!! 😁

    • @LyingOtaku
      @LyingOtaku 3 роки тому +115

      Lol

    • @makayliebarden120
      @makayliebarden120 3 роки тому +718

      This is how us southern people make sweet tea 😂😂

    • @OddOtter707
      @OddOtter707 3 роки тому +378

      Its the one finger tip rule.

    • @xxakixx0
      @xxakixx0 3 роки тому +136

      I just use my eyes.

  • @ablanuza76
    @ablanuza76 3 роки тому +4491

    This woman has successfully angered all Asians on the planet.

    • @johngarner5456
      @johngarner5456 3 роки тому +143

      And Africans 🤣🤣

    • @themontecristo1985
      @themontecristo1985 3 роки тому +161

      In general, just anyone who knows anything about cooking.

    • @Kimoto504
      @Kimoto504 3 роки тому +20

      LOL, and anyone reasonably acquainted with their food culture.

    • @at7351
      @at7351 3 роки тому +61

      I'm not even Asian, I'm African and fell off my chair when she strained the rice.... AFTER cooking it *facepalm* 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @bagassmaradeva2148
      @bagassmaradeva2148 3 роки тому +12

      She ruined the tradition

  • @tamcai
    @tamcai 7 місяців тому +23

    Just discovered your channel a couple weeks ago, Uncle Rodger! Since then I've been binging it daily like it's The Game of Thrones. Haha. My only concern is that the next time I cook fried rice at home, I'd imagine you appearing you on the both of my shoulders like a pixie watching every step as I cook the fried rice! :P

  • @user-vy4in1dj2n
    @user-vy4in1dj2n Місяць тому +4

    I'm dead now" got jumping out my window following up and down the stairs again and again. 😂

  • @hello8351
    @hello8351 3 роки тому +4580

    This woman just offended all my 8 generations with how she handles the rice.
    DISHONOUR ON YOU, DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW---

    • @hotshoterztheking754
      @hotshoterztheking754 3 роки тому +80

      Damn thats sum next level shit like I hope you have a bad harvest next season

    • @jiahazahar6607
      @jiahazahar6607 3 роки тому +20

      Hahahahahaha lucu. Ref Mulan ke tu?

    • @hello8351
      @hello8351 3 роки тому +35

      @@jiahazahar6607 hahahahaha iya Mulan is the mvp of disney movie 👏👌

    • @BrahmaDBA
      @BrahmaDBA 3 роки тому +13

      Hahahaha ni lah kenapa dia kata rendang kita x crispy kak 😂

    • @kishinumaayumi
      @kishinumaayumi 3 роки тому +5

      HAHAHAHAHAH I love that scene...

  • @bobmichon6277
    @bobmichon6277 3 роки тому +17507

    the worst is not she is cooking wrong way.. but she is teaching it ...

    • @someoneineverknow
      @someoneineverknow 3 роки тому +123

      True

    • @serenetofu
      @serenetofu 3 роки тому +277

      yes, biggest problem

    • @yuxuanchen2544
      @yuxuanchen2544 3 роки тому +561

      As an Asian, I’m so worry about after everyone watched her video, the other unauthentic Asian restaurants gonna cook rice like this.....

    • @meds7151
      @meds7151 3 роки тому +11

      Yes

    • @shierlyngo6013
      @shierlyngo6013 3 роки тому +147

      My housemate just told me that’s actually how they taught her to cook rice in home ec class in school! 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @romandark1775
    @romandark1775 9 місяців тому +3

    I love your commentary - keep up the good & funny work & ýour use of MSG . I cannot stop laughing

  • @latinoboy2105
    @latinoboy2105 2 місяці тому +4

    This is the equivalent of The Verge's sponsored PC Build video, almost everything was wrong

  • @kiky8386
    @kiky8386 3 роки тому +4049

    reason why you're disowned by your parents in Asia
    1. when you scrape the sauce pan with metal spoon
    2. when you lose your tupperware

  • @RaePalpatine
    @RaePalpatine 3 роки тому +2758

    Every asian knows you use 1day-old rice when you're frying rice.
    How DID she get into BBC Food? Hahaha

    • @pjmsparkle5104
      @pjmsparkle5104 3 роки тому +203

      YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
      THE DRYER
      THE BETTER
      AND YOU MIX IT WITH THE GODDAM EGG

    • @wnose
      @wnose 3 роки тому +44

      Actually serious eats has done some comparisons - can use fresh rice, but fan must blow directly on it for at least an hour.

    • @del8548
      @del8548 3 роки тому +2

      @@pjmsparkle5104 Lmao ikr

    • @beeiska
      @beeiska 3 роки тому +2

      Exactly girl, exactly.

    • @RaePalpatine
      @RaePalpatine 3 роки тому +41

      @@wnoseofcourse you can use newly steamed rice but its like eating cold pizza from the fridge without heating it. The taste is there, but it just aint right.

  • @shirleyminassian1547
    @shirleyminassian1547 9 місяців тому +9

    " I dead now " 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @plotholedetective4166
    @plotholedetective4166 6 місяців тому

    Uncle Roger first egg fryed rice review sets up so much... Its impressive how you've grown this concept. Now that you live in L.A the giant tent city of America will you be adding a new skit where you are a Mongolian? You could do pros and cons with uncle ghengis

  • @sunflowersongs9403
    @sunflowersongs9403 3 роки тому +3724

    Her: Rice is looking good
    Him: The rice not looking good. You lying to people 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    I wish I could thumbs this video up a hundred times

    • @IreneSidede
      @IreneSidede 3 роки тому +21

      I literally started crying from laughing!!!

    • @jaykongsawat5435
      @jaykongsawat5435 3 роки тому +2

      I laughed at this too!!!!🤣😂

    • @aliasmarg8ta127
      @aliasmarg8ta127 3 роки тому +9

      Why are you afraid of fried rice? Who pays 8 pounds for rice? LOL

    • @YahavehsSoldier
      @YahavehsSoldier 3 роки тому +3

      I lost it when she didn't wash the rice, and then when he said that it was all over.🤣🤣🤣

    • @capolean2902
      @capolean2902 3 роки тому

      make different accounts

  • @lonepyqq
    @lonepyqq 3 роки тому +2590

    Asian or not, everyone is offended the way she cooked the rice. From the start, it is all wrong.

    • @TheOnlyBasketCase
      @TheOnlyBasketCase 3 роки тому +81

      Especially us Puerto Ricans. We live and breath rice. We eat that shit almost 24/7, and never get tired of it.

    • @aragmarverilian8238
      @aragmarverilian8238 3 роки тому +48

      BBC should be renamed to WBC - Wrong Broadcast Corporation.

    • @penguin8305
      @penguin8305 3 роки тому +27

      Basket X Case same here, korean here! My parents would disown me, burn my birth certificate, make me become a doctor, and get the stick if I cooked r I c e wrong

    • @snafudacat
      @snafudacat 3 роки тому

      agree

    • @adnilzaff3232
      @adnilzaff3232 3 роки тому +10

      Not totaly wrong. You can cook that way for rice from india.

  • @cookie-mx1zl
    @cookie-mx1zl 4 місяці тому +5

    "Who is afraid of egg-fired rice?" CCP does🤣🤣 now this quote turns hilarious in a whole new level

  • @shadowprince4482
    @shadowprince4482 6 днів тому +1

    The campfire joke got me to actual shed some tears I laughed so hard. 🤣🤣

  • @robc1748
    @robc1748 3 роки тому +18756

    I’ve been a white guy for 40 years and even I’m offended by how she’s cooking that rice 🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @danehales2021
      @danehales2021 3 роки тому +2649

      “I’ve been a white guy for 40 years” lmao did you used to be something different 🤣🤣🤣 you worded it so weird

    • @JenniferLaura92
      @JenniferLaura92 3 роки тому +121

      Dane Hales lolll 😂

    • @xekron61
      @xekron61 3 роки тому +682

      Did you stop being a white guy after 40 years?? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kcototheyoyoyo
      @kcototheyoyoyo 3 роки тому +98

      LordOfGodsBringerOfLifeOverlordOfLightMasterOfDarknessTheOneandOnlyUniverse It Must have been so tiring🤣

    • @apoc7468
      @apoc7468 3 роки тому +10

      @@danehales2021 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @herald1953
    @herald1953 3 роки тому +2430

    now i trully understand why italians hate it when non italians attempt to makes pizza

    • @MikeCOYS
      @MikeCOYS 3 роки тому +91

      Making pizzas isn't that common. There's too much effort involved. Pasta perhaps.

    • @radicalfan8743
      @radicalfan8743 3 роки тому +9

      Underrated comment

    • @chickennoodlesoup5066
      @chickennoodlesoup5066 3 роки тому +82

      We don’t get angry when they attempt to make it..we get angry when they make a disgrace instead

    • @rhommelkashlieexiquelarrez8126
      @rhommelkashlieexiquelarrez8126 3 роки тому +46

      Maybe they're angry when we put pineapples on pizzas.

    • @HaploPaithan1
      @HaploPaithan1 3 роки тому +37

      @@rhommelkashlieexiquelarrez8126 but they're the best topping

  • @user-is5bv5kl8i
    @user-is5bv5kl8i 5 місяців тому +2

    Cool tip from my Japanese parants is to lay the palm of your hand on the rice and it the water touches a little above the nuckles its a good amount or just use the finger. Finger is simpler but whats better then all of that is to just get a rice cooker

    • @user-is5bv5kl8i
      @user-is5bv5kl8i 5 місяців тому

      The measurements are already on the inside of the rice cooker

  • @Gtstrike159
    @Gtstrike159 9 місяців тому +5

    He goes “bbc big black….” Wow lol

  • @QuangTran-zq3hi
    @QuangTran-zq3hi 3 роки тому +2916

    He’s not wrong, this feels like a war crime to me.

    • @SepTheCrafter
      @SepTheCrafter 3 роки тому +20

      All of the middle east but... I get what he's saying

    • @anweshadash6212
      @anweshadash6212 3 роки тому +28

      @@SepTheCrafter exactly,, i am indian.. and we donot use rice cooker (nobody does) and we use a lot of water boil it for 10 minutes till they are just first .. take a little grain out and then squish it to check if its cooked and then strain the water

    • @SepTheCrafter
      @SepTheCrafter 3 роки тому +34

      @@anweshadash6212 exactly but I think this guy is mad because they're using other techniques to cook traditional asian food..
      I'd be mad too if someone made persian rice dishes with sticky rice or any type of rice that's not drained..

    • @solangerodrigues5364
      @solangerodrigues5364 3 роки тому +20

      @@anweshadash6212 hm I never strain the rice :// you don't need to if its properly cooked because the rice absorbs all the water :////

    • @refatahmed4246
      @refatahmed4246 3 роки тому +9

      @@solangerodrigues5364 you're not wrong but when you cook rice the way you're saying it becomes sticky and mushy. I'm from Bangladesh and we drain away the water to prevent our rice from getting sticky and mushy. Rice water is starchy and when you cooked that all into the rice it becomes sticky. Now east Asian use chopsticks that's why they prefer sticky rice because it's easy to eat sticky rice with chopsticks. But us bangladeshis, indians and Nepali use our hands to eat rice so it's not a porblem for us if our rice are not sticky and they're separate from eachother. According to us our way of cooking rice is perfect, because the rice are non sticky, each of the rice grains are Individual and doesn't stick to each other.

  • @MudhaffarAdhwa
    @MudhaffarAdhwa 3 роки тому +3195

    "If you have baby, put MSG, it will be better baby" - Uncle Roger

  • @phillimondaka8467
    @phillimondaka8467 7 днів тому +1

    3 years later and am still Here

  • @Beanzzzzz192
    @Beanzzzzz192 2 місяці тому +3

    2:32 rip uncle Roger

  • @sher7834
    @sher7834 3 роки тому +3562

    everyone’s worried about how she didn’t rinse the rice before she cooked it, but i’m more disturbed that she rinsed it AFTER it was cooked

    • @thanhhoang7335
      @thanhhoang7335 3 роки тому +135

      It got me *SHOOK*

    • @minhdieuhoang
      @minhdieuhoang 3 роки тому +121

      I FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE

    • @Ryocko
      @Ryocko 3 роки тому +8

      Same

    • @alittlebitjelly
      @alittlebitjelly 3 роки тому +22

      i was freaking shook like tf 💀

    • @hangmingzhang5067
      @hangmingzhang5067 3 роки тому +2

      Well... You know how grandma sometimes reheat rice in the steamer and it gets a bit wet?...

  • @christallgeyser
    @christallgeyser 3 роки тому +2192

    Woman: Don’t be afraid!
    Uncle roger: Why would be afraid?
    Woman: *drains rice with colander*
    Uncle roger: Now I know....

    • @johnree6106
      @johnree6106 3 роки тому +8

      I thought it was when she washed it 😂😳😮

    • @bangadu_billa
      @bangadu_billa 3 роки тому +1

      Hayi yayayayaaa

    • @vr9690
      @vr9690 3 роки тому

      ohmygoshcholesterol 321 creepiest thing to do for Asian

    • @christallgeyser
      @christallgeyser 3 роки тому

      V R as an Asian I almost cried

    • @fasanin
      @fasanin 3 роки тому +1

      the best way to torture asian people.
      as an asian myself, you better kill me now.

  • @sesidonkor
    @sesidonkor 3 місяці тому +4

    Most legendary viral video ever.

  • @fieryelf
    @fieryelf 3 роки тому +8149

    No clue why this guy is in my recommendations but he's hilarious.

    • @itsjustjon
      @itsjustjon 3 роки тому +54

      Yo same lmao

    • @musicalatv
      @musicalatv 3 роки тому +65

      I don't know either but it was funny.

    • @lwftw7224
      @lwftw7224 3 роки тому +12

      Same LoL

    • @cheeez5806
      @cheeez5806 3 роки тому +6

      Same

    • @hhhhello9535
      @hhhhello9535 3 роки тому +71

      This video just triggered my inner Asian

  • @Nono-sf7ow
    @Nono-sf7ow 3 роки тому +2771

    As an Asian
    Rice is everything
    A wrong move, and I'm disowned...

    • @acearachnid
      @acearachnid 3 роки тому +56

      Wrong move at any moment can ruin it all honestly

    • @wonhoscake1214
      @wonhoscake1214 3 роки тому +3

      BErYNAiSu as a chinese person, I can confirm

    • @littleprincess4615
      @littleprincess4615 3 роки тому +24

      My cheat, one Asian to another, is if you’ve somehow forgotten how to make rice, just add stock to it. Then just season it and BAM it’s soup. Did this the first time I cooked rice without a rice cooker and avoided getting disowned.

    • @orhankaplan
      @orhankaplan 3 роки тому +6

      Our Turkish culture is made around rice lol

    • @Basil_liy
      @Basil_liy 3 роки тому +3

      No induction stove is allowed.

  • @Silk-spider66
    @Silk-spider66 3 місяці тому +3

    Now 2024 and this man is a legend

  • @mvblitzyo
    @mvblitzyo 6 місяців тому

    Thanks to Kent Rollins, for making an excellent video featuring you , I’m a fan of you now ! thanks for being an ambassador of food and culture mixed with entertainment
    Joe from California

  • @ranggaanugerahginting4994
    @ranggaanugerahginting4994 3 роки тому +2103

    I must commend this Woman actually,its not everyday a single-person managed to unite a whole asia

    • @jocelynngh4393
      @jocelynngh4393 3 роки тому +67

      Fine. I legit laughed. Take my upvote and get out.

    • @estrellacabanlit
      @estrellacabanlit 3 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kamrankambang7953
      @kamrankambang7953 3 роки тому +32

      True. Last time was gengis khan

    • @sukuna_on_your_table
      @sukuna_on_your_table 3 роки тому +25

      As a asian, i really feel offended from the way she cook. Like, the rice is the most easiest food to cook 😅

    • @hikari7575
      @hikari7575 3 роки тому +6

      for us asians, its like a ritual to wash rice lmao

  • @Ryuki19n
    @Ryuki19n 3 роки тому +9124

    “Uncle Roger not into the other BBC.” Lmao

  • @susanmercurio1060
    @susanmercurio1060 4 місяці тому

    I saw you on Ozzyman and had to subscribe.

  • @orahcgrant
    @orahcgrant 7 місяців тому

    Ha ha ha funny funny funny - I used to live in Hong Kong love the humour Big love from Norway! Thank you I needed this today...

  • @pizzasiu76993
    @pizzasiu76993 3 роки тому +2346

    She didn’t wash the rice, made wet rice, drained wet rice and rinsed with water, no soy sauce or salt, fried the egg and mix with rice instead of cooking it with the rice, and lastly and the most heart breaking thing...scrapping the saucepan with a metal spoon...

    • @deenihalim5456
      @deenihalim5456 3 роки тому +38

      I always fry the egg first then mix in later... didn't know that wasn't normal 🤔

    • @YienLiu
      @YienLiu 3 роки тому +188

      Deeni Halim 😭 g ur supposed to mix the egg in with the rice so that the egg mixes better with the rice since it’s still liquid

    • @rowzeeistyra
      @rowzeeistyra 3 роки тому +84

      Deeni Halim it depends on how you like it but I personally find the texture and flavor better when you cook it with the rice. You should try it!

    • @lazyboy1694
      @lazyboy1694 3 роки тому +33

      @@YienLiu nah, pretty sure it based on people taste or preferences

    • @naeemnoh7572
      @naeemnoh7572 3 роки тому +77

      Drained wet rice.... 🤔
      Wait the minute...🤔
      Drained WET rice... 🤔
      The rice is not evenly cooked....😫

  • @joregalindez6451
    @joregalindez6451 3 роки тому +2341

    "If your rice too wet, you fvcked up."
    Woman: *proceeds to washing rice with tap water*
    Me: 😩😵
    Update: Check out their colab later. We might see some improvements😘

    • @dwayne7065
      @dwayne7065 3 роки тому +36

      if the rice is too wet, just cook it again to let the water evaporate

    • @4IN14094
      @4IN14094 3 роки тому +16

      She is not even draining it with fucking hot water so the moisture can escape......

    • @aidanjanemcintosh6919
      @aidanjanemcintosh6919 3 роки тому +7

      @@dwayne7065 or put more water and chicken stock to make congee instead

    • @ch34pwoowoo7
      @ch34pwoowoo7 3 роки тому +1

      Da frick is wrong with this woman...
      The rice is gonna be so plasticky

    • @purewater3177
      @purewater3177 3 роки тому

      😂💖

  • @Remi-Rae
    @Remi-Rae 10 місяців тому

    I just found you.
    Thank you for making my day better. 😅❤

  • @TruongTran-kj8yp
    @TruongTran-kj8yp 2 місяці тому +3

    as an typical Asian, i am freaking disturbed too

  • @whyumollasso
    @whyumollasso 3 роки тому +2671

    That “first joint finger” rule applies to every asian when it comes to cook rice lol

    • @darkside2655
      @darkside2655 3 роки тому +30

      LOL😂Its a tradition

    • @naphbot134
      @naphbot134 3 роки тому +36

      I use my middle finger and stab the rice to check

    • @astronomicaldisaster
      @astronomicaldisaster 3 роки тому +3

      Yea

    • @virzonuosekhose7634
      @virzonuosekhose7634 3 роки тому +25

      I was taught second finger joint👀👀 what. Have I been Asian-ing wrong my entire life?

    • @dinosaur8825
      @dinosaur8825 3 роки тому +15

      I'm asian and i just usually add 1 more cup of water to cups of rice. For example if i am cooking 2 cups of rice in my rice cooker i just add 3 cups of water.

  • @shaminitwi94
    @shaminitwi94 3 роки тому +1841

    She wasn't successful in boiling rice, but she managed to boil the blood of every asian watching. Haiyo.

  • @Selena19973
    @Selena19973 5 місяців тому

    Fully agree on the stove… we’re stuck with one rn and we’re getting a fire stove, also stuck with an electric oven

  • @jerrychiemeke7525
    @jerrychiemeke7525 3 роки тому +1545

    She didn't add salt, pepper or even curry. This "rice" is just an entire pan of disappointment

    • @Finkelfunk
      @Finkelfunk 3 роки тому +76

      She most likely grew up in a white neighborhood. It's tough, even bland food is too spicy.

    • @marrieabba3607
      @marrieabba3607 3 роки тому +1

      Oh wow😶💔💔

    • @2122Hellfire
      @2122Hellfire 3 роки тому +20

      @@Finkelfunk she was just going off the BBC recipe actually but yeah, at first this was disappointing to watch as a South Asian lol.

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 3 роки тому +5

      John doe Yeah :/ A bit of seasoning ain’t gonna hurt anyone.

    • @danksquidboy
      @danksquidboy 3 роки тому +3

      curry?

  • @shanalaus
    @shanalaus 3 роки тому +1780

    This woman: cleans rice after cooking
    Asians: **very concerned and confused**

    • @brendanwong756
      @brendanwong756 3 роки тому +13

      Thats is veryyyyyyyyy stupid, for asian😂

    • @milkshieldch2828
      @milkshieldch2828 3 роки тому +5

      Yes and that's why she is not asian

    • @cynicalducky1041
      @cynicalducky1041 3 роки тому +29

      Nah man,we about to burn BBC at the stake for this heresy.They not only didnt wash the rice before cooking,but WASHED IT after it was cooked.
      (The lady who was cooking was following BBC's instructions.)

    • @cjramos1158
      @cjramos1158 3 роки тому +44

      If you're asian and do not know how to cook rice, you dont have a family anymore.

    • @theme9807
      @theme9807 3 роки тому +6

      @@cjramos1158 Or rather, no matter your race, if you don't know how to, you may want to see a psychiatrist. It's almost as easy as cooking Top Ramen except without a microwave.

  • @ponao_edits
    @ponao_edits 8 місяців тому +3

    Egg sat on rice

  • @lms9120
    @lms9120 Місяць тому

    Hello from Spain i saw you in kimono mum Channel! You are really funy!!

  • @pigalisa95
    @pigalisa95 3 роки тому +9322

    it's so funny that he's breaking character because he's angry when she rinse the rice

    • @zakariaahmadfauzan926
      @zakariaahmadfauzan926 3 роки тому +607

      every Asian will

    • @andyisaqt
      @andyisaqt 3 роки тому +65

      Dumpling is life

    • @uinise5307
      @uinise5307 3 роки тому +179

      Feelin da stress too with Uncle Roger lol shoots this is unheard of the way the lady is cooking rice🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

    • @MsMslaw
      @MsMslaw 3 роки тому +379

      Yes! He was not prepared for the level of
      Caucasity in this dish.

    • @Pbborn
      @Pbborn 3 роки тому +74

      @@MsMslaw caucassery

  • @arc_megatron4483
    @arc_megatron4483 3 роки тому +5730

    His accent literally makes everything 90x better

  • @AllegraDayo
    @AllegraDayo 9 місяців тому +1

    “Hi-yaaa” everytime she do something wrong 😅😭😂🤣

  • @WilBgames
    @WilBgames 2 дні тому

    2020: "No one pay 8 pound for egg fried rice"
    2024: restaurants have egg fried rice for 17 pound

  • @fussellppp
    @fussellppp 3 роки тому +2796

    “If your rice too wet, you fucked up.” This is gold.

  • @Nikkii18
    @Nikkii18 3 роки тому +2788

    “Uncle roger so upset he put his leg down from chair” 😭😂

    • @marknolido5968
      @marknolido5968 3 роки тому +65

      That was so Asian haha

    • @IanChan
      @IanChan 3 роки тому +10

      Haha 🤣

    • @hanchen4721
      @hanchen4721 3 роки тому +36

      @@IanChan you know when things get serious when the guy put down his leg

    • @IanChan
      @IanChan 3 роки тому +5

      han chen i know cos we are asian haha !

    • @hanchen4721
      @hanchen4721 3 роки тому +1

      @@IanChan exactly, greetins from Indonesia

  • @cajuncoinhunter
    @cajuncoinhunter 6 місяців тому +4

    Too funny I loved it , she messed that up big time , I never scramble my eggs or used cooked eggs in the recipe .... I saw you on Ken Rollins , great job you 2 did , I was born and raised in Cajun Country Southwest Louisiana , big big rice state here , lots of people eat rice everyday ...... Love my rice and eggs ....

    • @irenelee2277
      @irenelee2277 20 днів тому

      lots of asians use scrambled eggs added last to fried rice

  • @SevenHerons
    @SevenHerons 6 місяців тому

    🤣 “That’s how I got fired from Chinese restaurant” had me rolling!

  • @iknowphilippinedictionary5246
    @iknowphilippinedictionary5246 3 роки тому +1736

    "How is it raw and mushy at the same time?"
    My Gordon Ramsay's voice: BECAUSE YOU COOKED IT WRONG

  • @kakadots
    @kakadots 3 роки тому +1730

    “First off. Why u afraid of egg fried rice?”
    I’m dying 🤣🤣

  • @andreg9086
    @andreg9086 9 місяців тому +5

    The start of a legend

  • @the_exocentric_chef_1405
    @the_exocentric_chef_1405 7 місяців тому +2

    Okay the whole not washing the rice is pretty bad
    But here in some places in India (again I'm saying some places so istg you guys who don't, do not come quote me), we wash the rice and and then we cook the rice, yes
    But the water that she drained, some of that water, the starchy part of the water we do save it, add salt and ghee to it and that water is given to babies who are having semi solid food or even for good digestion. So we do add more water and drain our rice💙✨

  • @Jhay_07
    @Jhay_07 3 роки тому +1941

    She: drains rice
    People around the world: WAIT THAT'S ILLEGAL

    • @user-tn7kl3sq2r
      @user-tn7kl3sq2r 3 роки тому +24

      no i believe she was using basmati rice which has to be drained after cooking it. washing it at the end was wrong

    • @Glorlyg
      @Glorlyg 3 роки тому +37

      Indian bashmati rice cooked like pasta BUT never washed with cold water after the cooking NEVER. Even indian people washing the rice before cook it.

    • @user-tn7kl3sq2r
      @user-tn7kl3sq2r 3 роки тому +3

      Glorlyg you wash it with cold water if it’s over cooked and you don’t want it to get too overcooked as it cools after draining

    • @aminewaffleuwu15
      @aminewaffleuwu15 3 роки тому +1

      greg the leprechaun from lahore aren’t basmati rice a little bit longer than normal? (havent eaten biryani for a long time, maybe im wrong)

    • @mindwreckRC
      @mindwreckRC 3 роки тому +4

      DOES NOT look like basmati @0:46 picture.

  • @Rozza43
    @Rozza43 2 роки тому +15273

    "If your rice too wet, you fucked up."
    Straight cried laughing.

    • @CreativeRenzo
      @CreativeRenzo 2 роки тому +28

      AHHAHHAHAHHJJAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAJa

    • @lkmBMTH
      @lkmBMTH 2 роки тому +36

      There are so many good ones, but that's my favorite line!

    • @Smelly556
      @Smelly556 2 роки тому +20

      @@CreativeRenzo Translate to English

    • @akemz7777
      @akemz7777 2 роки тому +14

      But . . .the lugaw and champurado (wet filipino rice dish)

    • @BingBong980
      @BingBong980 2 роки тому +2

      Number 1000 like!

  • @Bodhismile
    @Bodhismile 7 місяців тому +2

    OMG😂 I cook rice just fine in a pot and there is nothing to be drained!!! My Filipino grandfather and my mom taught me well when I was a kid.

  • @rykerlane4499
    @rykerlane4499 7 місяців тому +8

    I can’t say I’m a great cook, but watching these videos make me cringe and cry😂 keep up the great work Uncle

  • @tomrl6674
    @tomrl6674 3 роки тому +3582

    It actually blew my mind when she washed her cooked rice with running water...

    • @MsLaetitia26
      @MsLaetitia26 3 роки тому +194

      She's making sure it's tasteless 😂

    • @jiechang1508
      @jiechang1508 3 роки тому +92

      It turn into porrige

    • @madicecream3450
      @madicecream3450 3 роки тому +52

      Its really not cooked yet; it is still watery

    • @iichxgo3924
      @iichxgo3924 3 роки тому +23

      It hurt me when she did that

    • @aaronlimeuchin7352
      @aaronlimeuchin7352 3 роки тому +121

      @@iichxgo3924 when she tell us audiences "don't be afraid", I think I am more afraid of her cooking skills than actually cooking a fried rice.

  • @RR-cg2rq
    @RR-cg2rq 3 роки тому +4576

    And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how NOT to cook rice.

    • @HisNeverland
      @HisNeverland 3 роки тому +9

      Out of curiosity, how do you cook rice correctly? I don't really make it myself so I don't kbow but would like to learn 😅

    • @RR-cg2rq
      @RR-cg2rq 3 роки тому +97

      @@HisNeverland 1. Put rice in pot
      2. Wash the rice until water becomes clear
      3. Depending on the number of cups of rice, the number of cups of water should be the same (2 cups rice = 2 cups water)
      4. If you're Asian, the amount of water you put should be equal to the first line of your middle finger

    • @amaidolce2x660
      @amaidolce2x660 3 роки тому +26

      ​@@HisNeverland First you rinse it with clean water, and then have 1-1 cup ratio of rice from water. Depending on what rice it is, you might need to add another cup or half-cup of water on it.
      If you don't have a rice-cooker, just use a casserole and cook it with low heat for 15-20 minutes. When it boils over the excess water, lower the heat more and leave it for about 3 minutes before putting out the flame.
      But DON'T remove it from the cooking-ware like you do with pasta. Because you can't since rice sticks on the cooking ware. Unless you put too much water on it and it becomes porridge-like.
      And that's about it. Nothing too fancy.

    • @Lara-vy9oq
      @Lara-vy9oq 3 роки тому +22

      You clearly dont cook.
      He doesnt know you only wash rices with high starch, otherwise doesnt need it. Neither does he knows some rices are made like pasta, draining it. He doesnt know sh!t about rice. Here in Brazil we have so many different TYPES of rice (white, parbolized, whole grain, red, black, 9 grain, japanese, italian, and the list goes on). Im not even talking about differen ways of doing rice wich taste completely different. I jnow by memory at least 40 recipes. LOL he is weird and dumb and he doesnt even know. He just assume everybody ate that tasteless rice he is used to hahahahahah

    • @Atzumou_
      @Atzumou_ 3 роки тому +36

      @@HisNeverland Get a rice cooker, that way you can't mess it up, unless you use the wrong amount of water. And wash the rice beforehand.

  • @myfathersjawline
    @myfathersjawline 2 місяці тому +2

    at least no chilly jam was involved

  • @Abadi2638
    @Abadi2638 Місяць тому +3

    0:30 bro was gonna say it💀

  • @SuperHenshinBros
    @SuperHenshinBros 3 роки тому +1467

    BBC woman: drains rice
    Uncle Roger: "You've disrespected me, my teachings, and my entire culture."

    • @Wilson-qf9sg
      @Wilson-qf9sg 3 роки тому +69

      Dishonor to you! Dishonor to your family! Dishonor to your cow!

    • @darkside2655
      @darkside2655 3 роки тому +20

      She is a disgrace to the Asian community

    • @thebigboofint8834
      @thebigboofint8834 3 роки тому +8

      I fry my rice before putting it in the water to add some flavor. But i thinks that’s just a Mexican thing

    • @senpie9087
      @senpie9087 3 роки тому +4

      @@Wilson-qf9sg DISHONOR TO OUR RICEFIELDS

    • @HoangNguyen-bb1xy
      @HoangNguyen-bb1xy 3 роки тому +4

      @@thebigboofint8834 we also use that kind of process before making porridge, but a liquiddy version of it. And the stir fry process prevent the rice from being mashed up during boiling process.

  • @BaileyBankai
    @BaileyBankai 3 роки тому +1123

    If she was going to drain the rice why even bother measuring it?

    • @Mizukisupremaxy
      @Mizukisupremaxy 3 роки тому +27

      Exactly bruh

    • @moxenremon3251
      @moxenremon3251 3 роки тому +18

      The real question no one's asking

    • @DARDYSKUXXFELLa
      @DARDYSKUXXFELLa 3 роки тому +9

      Higher volume of water takes longer to heat up in the same time as 2 cups rule. same cookness of rice each time.

    • @ninarazak4084
      @ninarazak4084 3 роки тому +7

      She probably wanted to get rid of the starch but still.. draining THEN wash the rice??

    • @snqa.5346
      @snqa.5346 3 роки тому +24

      If she going to get rid the starch.., should have wash the rice first 🙄

  • @sreyasreya4650
    @sreyasreya4650 6 місяців тому +2

    She indian??? Bro did she forget her indian roots? Wash rice 3 three times, measure water with asian eyes? Ancestors crying in corner!

  • @inshakotadiya6765
    @inshakotadiya6765 9 місяців тому +1

    Uncle Roger's question who cooks rice like this....?
    Me: I do 😂

  • @anthonymbuthia9954
    @anthonymbuthia9954 3 роки тому +3889

    The best part is they ended up as friends 😊. I don't think they will ever be friends with Jamie Oliver 🤣

  • @deleteyu9232
    @deleteyu9232 3 роки тому +1963

    Now how I know how Italians feel when Americans try to make Italian style pasta

    • @Hayatso
      @Hayatso 3 роки тому +29

      or NY pizza... lol

    • @AB-ht5he
      @AB-ht5he 3 роки тому

      Hayatso ahahahah

    • @WilsonTexasRager
      @WilsonTexasRager 3 роки тому +3

      Not even close to the same.

    • @Basil_liy
      @Basil_liy 3 роки тому +71

      First rule of pasta cooking: NEVER break the pasta. If you break the pasta, the italians will make sure you Pasta-way

    • @luminocuratoria1335
      @luminocuratoria1335 3 роки тому +5

      Sucks on you. As a Pinoy, the beloved fast-food Spaghetti makes Italians go nono.

  • @Brodathy
    @Brodathy 9 місяців тому

    You have a cook book right if so can you link it?

  • @patriciasoebagio1035
    @patriciasoebagio1035 4 місяці тому

    " -- uncle roger sad now---" well we are crying...with laughter

  • @unlimitedpubes
    @unlimitedpubes 3 роки тому +1576

    I'm Asian. I feel violated by this woman's tactics.

    • @icytocool6839
      @icytocool6839 3 роки тому +21

      Am Asian and i feel you too

    • @theblueguyfromimblue9950
      @theblueguyfromimblue9950 3 роки тому +4

      Lol I’m just going off how my mom cooks rice

    • @scarletsnow9524
      @scarletsnow9524 3 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @ScottsOnTheRottenCotton
      @ScottsOnTheRottenCotton 3 роки тому +1

      You eat all our favourite animals but that white chick cooking rice wrong is a violation?? Gotta love you Asians and you’re eastern philosophy. Dogs=tasty. Getting the starch out of rice=sin.

    • @samuraigoose423
      @samuraigoose423 3 роки тому +1

      I am Asian too bwo and this scared me

  • @howelltitus2875
    @howelltitus2875 3 роки тому +743

    When he's not even your uncle and he is already disowning you.

  • @prabhatkumar3216
    @prabhatkumar3216 2 місяці тому +2

    As an Indian i can approve the finger technique 😂
    Doing the stuff everyday 😂

  • @navidaEdwards
    @navidaEdwards Місяць тому +2

    "Oh come sit arourd the induction stove"

  • @MULTIshowTIMELIVE
    @MULTIshowTIMELIVE 3 роки тому +1809

    "Uncle Roger not into other BBC" favorite line I've ever heard