Why You Don't Kidnap ASIANS - Your Skit Ideas

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  • @yymmas
    @yymmas Рік тому +6956

    another geeking out skit but instead its a hired assasin, the target, and the boss.
    the assasin has successfully kidnapped the target and the boss orders him to kill the target through call/walkie-talkie. the assasin says smth like "any last words" to the target. then the target compliments the assasin on smth and they end up geeking out. then the boss is just on the other end of the call confused af 😂

  • @Capcom_7
    @Capcom_7 Рік тому +2222

    Steven's dad teaching financial sense to the guy who kidnapped his son is phawkeen hilarious. Even when their son is in danger, Asian parents will look for discount.

    • @tomohawk2177
      @tomohawk2177 Рік тому +41

      “phawkeen” 😂

    • @KasaJiso
      @KasaJiso Рік тому +45

      Atleast he more expensive then rice.

    • @GoldenOwlEvents
      @GoldenOwlEvents Рік тому +4

      Im liking for use of the word phawkeen. Im using that!

    • @mikep8080
      @mikep8080 Рік тому +20

      You missed it not only did he want a discount but he demanded 20k the original kidnappers price to take his son back. Coming on 30 years with 4 sons I would of asked for double.....

    • @BigMike840
      @BigMike840 Рік тому

      actually no

  • @yuiop2703
    @yuiop2703 Рік тому +808

    This is literal gold. You get an excuse to make weird af skits, it makes the community happy, and it's less work. Win/win!

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Рік тому +181

      EXACTLY

    • @aaronturner2609
      @aaronturner2609 Рік тому +26

      @StephenHe is a professional famous person at this point.

    • @Blaze-bs5pg
      @Blaze-bs5pg Рік тому +3

      @@aaronturner2609 Stephen he???????????

    • @puggersftw
      @puggersftw Рік тому +1

      @@Blaze-bs5pg It's his cousin StephenHe

    • @elyisus8145
      @elyisus8145 Рік тому +3

      @@StevenHe Good for business

  • @nexas1102
    @nexas1102 Рік тому +7573

    How about a skit where Steven finds a time machine and goes back in time to see how his dad ACTUALLY got to school when he was his age?

    • @ff_uubu2
      @ff_uubu2 Рік тому +151

      That's good

    • @Nanbread-bw7nq
      @Nanbread-bw7nq Рік тому +570

      then he calls his dad a failure
      and throws a slipper at him

    • @incineakechi5197
      @incineakechi5197 Рік тому +331

      Until it turns out his dad was never lying at all

    • @gadman85
      @gadman85 Рік тому +302

      @@averysj69 His dad would be like, "What took you so long? When I was 7, I already went on three trips back in time."

    • @BallisterYT
      @BallisterYT Рік тому +9

      smort

  • @tayyoung8002
    @tayyoung8002 11 місяців тому +69

    "Cyber Monday coming up you have do do some sales. Its good for business." Love it

  • @ItzDarkTrax
    @ItzDarkTrax Рік тому +699

    "Steven got as much talent as a celery" got me laughing on the floor 🤣

    • @KdinIsHere
      @KdinIsHere Рік тому +15

      Celery is probably more famous than Steven. Just because more people buy celery than are subscribed to Steven.

    • @ItzDarkTrax
      @ItzDarkTrax Рік тому +12

      @@KdinIsHere Exactly! But then again celery tastes like failure.

    • @KdinIsHere
      @KdinIsHere Рік тому +4

      @@ItzDarkTrax it tastes like if water could get moldy

    • @ItzDarkTrax
      @ItzDarkTrax Рік тому +2

      @@KdinIsHere It genuinely tastes like rubbing alcohol to me.

    • @photoo848
      @photoo848 Рік тому +4

      Oooooh, a celery ... yeah, that makes way more sense than a Celebi. (even though it's typing is mediocre among legendary pokémon, that many type weaknesses is rough)

  • @ankitroys
    @ankitroys Рік тому +1882

    Imagine Steven's father starts roasting Steven as usual but father's father comes in the room and starts roasting him. 😂

    • @aaronturner2609
      @aaronturner2609 Рік тому +37

      Thats a great idea! I love it

    • @dillondank5662
      @dillondank5662 Рік тому +51

      If you loop it infinitely we could figure out where the first man actually came from

    • @MulletDude24
      @MulletDude24 Рік тому +13

      YES! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

    • @aaronaaronsen3360
      @aaronaaronsen3360 Рік тому +48

      "When I was a kid we were so poor I actually had to build the school then teach myself !"

    • @user-xw4vg1vy5e
      @user-xw4vg1vy5e Рік тому +5

      Love this!!

  • @MissHorton007
    @MissHorton007 Рік тому +260

    I loved how after he realized he could put subtitles, he only got a few actual words before the subtitles said things like “wind noises” lol That was great. Excellent work again Steven!

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Рік тому +35

      thank you amanda!

    • @ryananderson1215
      @ryananderson1215 Рік тому +3

      @@StevenHe keep up the good work, your videos are hilarious

    • @pRahvi0
      @pRahvi0 10 місяців тому +1

      That's also painfully relatable

    • @jaimereupert4247
      @jaimereupert4247 2 місяці тому

      Like actual subtitles. 😂

  • @JimmyCrackorn
    @JimmyCrackorn Рік тому +18

    3:54, OMG! Yes! Hollywood has been flooded with terrible audio engineers filling films with bad mixes for a decade! I'm glad someone submitted that one. Bad mixes drive me up a wall! You have to max the volume just to hear the crushed vocals, then something unpredictable happens, the music and sound effects are boosted, and they blow your freaking speakers and get your lease terminated for noise violations lol

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому +876

    Asian Dads dealing with Ransom is comedy gold. In my case, my dad might say to the police: “He’ll manage on his own but make sure you reach on time.”

    • @omarmenjivar1563
      @omarmenjivar1563 Рік тому

      @Goofy ahh I was thinking more like...
      ua-cam.com/video/aKQHT05pGvI/v-deo.html

    • @dylanbruhhh4208
      @dylanbruhhh4208 Рік тому +2

      If I were to say that y’all would call me racist…

    • @unecerizeparmilesautres
      @unecerizeparmilesautres Рік тому +4

      @Don't Read My Profile Picture okay

    • @danielaramburo7648
      @danielaramburo7648 Рік тому

      Kidnapper: I want 100,000$ cash or you never see him again!!!!
      Asian dad: he just came out as gay, has wasted his college money and wants learn painting art, refuses to get a job and his own place, plays video games all day….. you pay me 100,000 to take him back!!!! By the way, he is ugly and fat so you won’t any sex trafficking money of him. His health is horrible so his organs are useless and have no value.

    • @techtronics6121
      @techtronics6121 Рік тому +1

      @@dylanbruhhh4208 c'mon racist is only when u hv a malicious 'intent' in ur delivery..

  • @phil4986
    @phil4986 Рік тому +350

    "Can I have a discount, you have a slightly below average product." that statement just wrecked me right from the start. lol.

  • @AdmiralWinfrey
    @AdmiralWinfrey Рік тому +352

    I love that Steven's father sold Steven back to himself, and also that Steven knew exactly how much to charge on the kidnapper's bank card

  • @meowmeow1733
    @meowmeow1733 Рік тому +8

    Why is this (blank) so popular/entertaining.
    1. He's Asian
    2. His impressions seem spot on to Asian thinking
    3. Asian culture and day to day society is such a mystery to most of the world, anything close seems believable from a seemingly authentic source
    4. Add a touch of comedy,....and "WALA"...you have this guy

  • @Ph4ntom_X7
    @Ph4ntom_X7 Рік тому +433

    Respect for Steven, a man who got rejected so many times for being himself, constantly being told he wouldn't be able to do it , but he has the last laugh 💚

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Рік тому +140

      All because you believe in me. Thank you for being here

    • @Calltogame37
      @Calltogame37 Рік тому +12

      @@StevenHe dude you have some sick glasses my guy

    • @Calltogame37
      @Calltogame37 Рік тому +12

      @@StevenHe and can you do why Asians don't go through drive-thru

    • @Calltogame37
      @Calltogame37 Рік тому +1

      @@fierceflammiko3650 lol one day

    • @Ph4ntom_X7
      @Ph4ntom_X7 Рік тому +2

      @@StevenHe always mate 🥹

  • @Person75357
    @Person75357 Рік тому +146

    2:17
    Anyone who can play the theme song to Howl's Moving Castle so well has my respect

    • @Valurim
      @Valurim Рік тому +2

      true

    • @wimsylogic65
      @wimsylogic65 Рік тому +5

      I knew it was from Miyazaki films. 😊

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Рік тому +49

      you're a man of culture i see

    • @Valurim
      @Valurim Рік тому +7

      ​@@StevenHe Howl's Moving Castle was my favorite anime for a certain period of time and Sophie was my first love when I was little

    • @bread9276
      @bread9276 Рік тому

      Yes

  • @H3llo_w0rldXD
    @H3llo_w0rldXD Рік тому +297

    Movie suggestion: How main characters can talk SO much and the bad guys just politely wait for them to finish

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Рік тому +98

      That's actually brilliant! I love it

    • @boxhead6177
      @boxhead6177 Рік тому +27

      Part 2: Bad guy monologues but the heroes is busy on their phone updating their socials.

    • @Alinda1308
      @Alinda1308 Рік тому +13

      Lol, this is exactly what I have thought so many times watching movies and anime. In Sailor moon she could transform herself taking all the time she wanted and the enemy was always there just waiting for her to be ready to fight 🤣

    • @DiogoChris
      @DiogoChris Рік тому +6

      @@Alinda1308 *Winx club flashbacks 💀💀

    • @sarkkitehti3544
      @sarkkitehti3544 Рік тому +2

      @@StevenHe This is kinda bad, but can you do a skit about some piano student being years locked up in like a single small room with only piano and to get out he would need to play the whole Rush E-song.

  • @Nefariously_ignorant
    @Nefariously_ignorant Рік тому +80

    Commenter - "why asians don't get kidnapped"
    China - *visibly nervous and dripping with sweat*

  • @evanmunden2414
    @evanmunden2414 Рік тому +503

    'Asian parent reads bedtime stories'
    we have some really weird stories, and having steven's dad edit them to asian version would be great

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Рік тому +112

      That’s a good idea😂

    • @JustinKindle
      @JustinKindle Рік тому +4

      @@StevenHe how old are you?

    • @joannaniedziaek8158
      @joannaniedziaek8158 Рік тому +22

      I'd totally watch that. And the morale of the story would be like 'and the wolf was killed because he was a FAI-LU-RE"

    • @chaoslord8918
      @chaoslord8918 Рік тому +12

      Steven's dad commenting on bedtime stories and children's books would be epic. Everything from Dr. Seuss to all the weird German ones, there's a lot of material there.
      I imagine him completely tearing them apart (metaphorically, but maybe physically too) for how ridiculous they are, and severly misrepresenting the moral of the story.

    • @BuckFudweiser
      @BuckFudweiser Рік тому +5

      @@JustinKindle you ask too many questions. @Steven He is a man of mystery.

  • @Zekrotan
    @Zekrotan Рік тому +734

    Skit idea: Steven's dad is being wholesome and seems genuinely proud of Steven but it's April Fools and he's just doing it because he knows it will mess with Steven

  • @Melanie_M
    @Melanie_M Рік тому +400

    A horror skit where Steven becomes so perfect in everything he does, Steven's Dad takes emotional damage because he's been defining himself by his son's failure and hunt for success, ending starts on a wholesome note about how family is important and everyone having emotional damage with tense music in the background, but ends in Steven's Dad waking up in a sweat from a nightmare. Something along those lines :D

    • @MG-ud2jo
      @MG-ud2jo Рік тому +3

      Wow ... excellent idea !

  • @blakena4907
    @blakena4907 Рік тому +20

    Okay, caught me by surprise at 2:23. That was absolutely wonderful, I love The Merry Go Round of Life.

  • @aviation.001
    @aviation.001 Рік тому +54

    4:10
    Steven's Dad would be like:
    "My Son's such a failure, he can't even do lip reading"

  • @MevinSankaranMusic
    @MevinSankaranMusic Рік тому +317

    society:- failure is not an option.
    steven he:- you can always be a professional failure. 👌👌

    • @simond.455
      @simond.455 Рік тому +9

      A *_successful_* professional failure with his own failure management.

    • @o_s-24
      @o_s-24 Рік тому +5

      A failurologist

    • @aao_music
      @aao_music Рік тому +4

      [noun]: An expert, most likely with a PhD, invested in the failure studies.

  • @silentwater9058
    @silentwater9058 Рік тому +23

    I really liked the skits. Especially the past one, where the subtitles was translating the noises instead of what the actors were saying 😂😂

  • @adnanhussain9906
    @adnanhussain9906 Рік тому +952

    A skit where Steven travels back in time to accomplish EVERYTHING his dad wanted him to do leaving his dad with nothing to roast him with.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Рік тому +473

      That would be the last video of this channel

    • @adnanhussain9906
      @adnanhussain9906 Рік тому +19

      Good idea making his dad loose the will to live not because his son is awful but because his son is perfect

    • @d20gamer47
      @d20gamer47 Рік тому +12

      @@StevenHe non cannon to the lore

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug Рік тому +15

      Then Steven’s dad goes back in time, roasts Steven for it goes back to the present, smacks current Steven in the face,
      Then stops him from actually doing all of those things again,
      Then ascend to become a Time lord

    • @davidellis1550
      @davidellis1550 Рік тому +11

      And in the end Steven discovers that Steven is his own father. And that is why they look the same.

  • @kentzy4277
    @kentzy4277 Рік тому +147

    Steven gets a an adopted new sister who excel at everything and his dad teared with joy but the fun part is that she is an employee of the company "Rent a successful Asian children" and Steven's mother the one who rented her.

  • @jeremysteinmark2845
    @jeremysteinmark2845 Рік тому +371

    Steven he is the only one that can make us laugh by doing the most simple of things.

  • @roaenokesyzlak7828
    @roaenokesyzlak7828 Рік тому +2

    Stumbled upon you recently, and my god man, youre a breath of fresh air. You keep me rolling lol. Funny idea popped into my head "Why Asians arent Truck Drivers" Would be an interesting bit.

  • @GP2Entertainment
    @GP2Entertainment Рік тому +219

    Skit idea: Steven's Dad and Steven go out for dinner at a Chinese restaurant, and everyone who works there has a PHD or Masters, even the staff's children, and they're nine. One is even a master chef

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Рік тому +98

      Wow. For some reason I thought that was completely realistic

  • @Lowy7
    @Lowy7 Рік тому +281

    Skit idea: Steven goes back in time and sees his dad. He finds out his dad was a *HUGE FAILURE* when he was younger but he then sympathizes and understand why his dad wants him to be successful

    • @chivonfortney1656
      @chivonfortney1656 Рік тому +8

      Love this Idea!!!!!

    • @chivonfortney1656
      @chivonfortney1656 Рік тому +5

      Steven He please do this idea!! 💡

    • @liebefriedenworldwide8780
      @liebefriedenworldwide8780 Рік тому +10

      This could be a full movie.. XD

    • @bnuhfyrwise6537
      @bnuhfyrwise6537 Рік тому +12

      And then after subtitles plot twist where father timetraveled before Steven and make younger himself to pretend to be a failure, while really running business with one leg and fighting lions with another

    • @luciferone99sixign
      @luciferone99sixign Рік тому +3

      Grandfather has a company called Hongkong Hotdogs.

  • @ItzDarkTrax
    @ItzDarkTrax Рік тому +222

    4 skits and a reel of bloopers? Wooo what a great way to start the week! This instantly cured one of my depression episodes. Tysm Steven! Would love to see more!

  • @bigtuna6
    @bigtuna6 Рік тому +1

    that volume thing is such a pain, they're almost whispering in a show, so you turn up the volume, and then action starts and your wife yells at you to turn it down, and I CAN'T HONEY I CAN'T HEAR THEM TALK

  • @keeganstuart1372
    @keeganstuart1372 Рік тому +50

    I still always love how your acting is so good that Steven and Steven's Dad really feel like 2 different characters, keep it up man!

  • @cabbage2329
    @cabbage2329 Рік тому +38

    3:57 Man, are we ever going to get to see the rest of this? The visual effects are crazy! You almost can't tell they added them in post!

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Рік тому +20

      yes indeed. we hired the top CGI artists and gave the year to work on it

    • @Shadow-yl2tf
      @Shadow-yl2tf Рік тому +1

      @@StevenHe Ya mean the fix it in post button

    • @cabbage2329
      @cabbage2329 Рік тому +1

      @@fierceflammiko3650 Woah, sauerkraut is a type of cabbage? The more you know!

  • @silver.haze33
    @silver.haze33 Рік тому +134

    okay, but is no one going to talk about how good his piano playing sounded? like damn, merry-go-round of life is already a really hard piece and he made it sound heavenly

    • @ashbunny2645
      @ashbunny2645 Рік тому +8

      We need a full length version please???

    • @cmoloney9647
      @cmoloney9647 Рік тому +3

      Ya, i was so pleasantly surprised. Oh, but remember he's got Asian parents, so it shouldn't be that much of a stretch. Wish I could have played like that after 10 years of piano lessons. Now my 16 year old son is teaching me new songs using the "watch-a-piano on screen play the notes and memorize." Of course he's only mastered his right hand and doesn't know the notes he's playing, but I'm still impressed. Maybe us Americans have way too low of standards. Which is better I wonder?

    • @astor3593
      @astor3593 Рік тому

      Most Asian parents expect their kids to make something out of their hobbies. For ex. I’ve been playing piano since I was 6, it would be kinda bad if I couldn’t play smoothly lmao. Would say it’s both a good and bad thing because parents are very supportive of helping their kids grow talent, but it can be a ton of pressure

    • @blankness8
      @blankness8 Рік тому +1

      @@cmoloney9647 There's nothing wrong with learning a different way, even if he never learns how to read notes. A lot of Asians are classically trained in piano and/or violin but most of us will never use it past high school age. Music ends up being a hobby - so I say as long you and your son are having fun, there is no "better" or "worse" :)

  • @Seawead1
    @Seawead1 Рік тому +13

    A asian google maps that expects you to know where to turn and when you don't turn it calls you a failure.

  • @SirPembertonS.Crevalius
    @SirPembertonS.Crevalius Рік тому +150

    The kidnap scenario makes me think Asians would be the absolute BEST at being a negotiator.
    They'll always win the conversation somehow or someway through beration.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Рік тому +45

      that has been my experience so far.

    • @arn0000
      @arn0000 Рік тому

      @Goofy ahh stop spaming your links everywhere, thats kinda sus pal

    • @Shadowywadowyy
      @Shadowywadowyy Рік тому

      Yeah

  • @thing4u312
    @thing4u312 Рік тому +176

    Do a skit where you encounter the personification of emotional damage and he's really nice and supportive

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Рік тому +59

      HAAAAA that's kinda good

    • @simond.455
      @simond.455 Рік тому +8

      Emotional Damage: "Wait! There's merch with my name on it? What the Hail?"

  • @MizuHime07
    @MizuHime07 Рік тому +163

    Oh man the dialogue being drowned out by action is so painful…I LOVE IT!
    This is just like when the characters talk so low you can’t even understand what they are saying

    • @cal8994
      @cal8994 11 місяців тому +1

      Then you have to raise the volume because the subtitles are either ahead or behind the actual dialogue which is horribly distracting only to immediately met with a sudden, deafening music score.
      Not to mention when you turn it back down only to have the characters begin talking just as quietly again.

  • @cosmo5748
    @cosmo5748 2 місяці тому +1

    Create a skit where a father reminisces about his past and comparing himself to his son, emphasizing how challenging and different life was back in his day. He explains the difficulties he faced, making the hardship and struggle sound really difficult and hard. However, as he recounts his experiences, the reality unfolds in a comedic contrast, revealing that the actual events were surprisingly straightforward and simple. The way it shows it contrasted to the way he says it with dramatic storytelling and the ease of what actually occurred creates a humorous effect.
    Ps. I friggen love your channel, you are so funny and awesome.

  • @OldSchoolLife
    @OldSchoolLife Рік тому +85

    Can we appreciate Steven's Asian piano skills? I'd love to hear more.

  • @Fall_Craft6627
    @Fall_Craft6627 Рік тому +29

    0:19 "Can I have a discount?" That caught me off guard ngl.

  • @adrencar3451
    @adrencar3451 Рік тому +27

    Man I feel that pain with the last part. Always hated it how you can never hear what there saying in a movie so you turn it up so loud that when the action finally starts its like the whole room is shaking and your in a war zone.

  • @SupaRupa-lh6tn
    @SupaRupa-lh6tn 3 місяці тому +10

    5:25 “click on the click button”

  • @high_lady0fthedesk
    @high_lady0fthedesk Рік тому +158

    Imagine if he does a skit where Steven is at a family reunion and it's all his aunties, uncles, grandparents, etc. It would be like an army of Steven's dad 😂

    • @aao_music
      @aao_music Рік тому +6

      He kinda did, in the music lessons failure management video

    • @SkiWi6
      @SkiWi6 Рік тому +2

      Fr that should be the next skit, and whole bunch of Asian stevens saying weird funny Asian stuff

    • @kevenranger9258
      @kevenranger9258 Рік тому

      @@SkiWi6 I agree with this.

  • @GeneDarrTV
    @GeneDarrTV Рік тому +58

    This needs to become a series for sure, this was brilliant!

  • @joellechan
    @joellechan Рік тому +167

    when Steven uploads, it instantly makes my day a lot better.

  • @nageng3019
    @nageng3019 Рік тому +1

    'Steven got as much talent as a celery' is a very good simile and probably gonna get A+ in next term of English

  • @lapizite7879
    @lapizite7879 Рік тому +93

    Hey Steven! Good job on these skits! I have a few ideas of my own
    "Asian Dad surving a zombie apocalypse"
    "Someone who uses off-brand items discovering on-brand items for the first time"
    "Asian Dad talking to a clone of himself"
    I hope you see these and do one of these skit suggestions!
    Have a nice day :)

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Рік тому +39

      the off brand guy seeing real stuff is a brilliant idea

    • @mr_indie_fan
      @mr_indie_fan Рік тому +5

      Ayo these are actually good ideas-!

    • @chaotic7cam
      @chaotic7cam Рік тому +2

      These are all good ngl.

  • @farosso_448
    @farosso_448 Рік тому +36

    I would really want you to make another one of these.The ideas are completely random and you still manage to make a masterpiece

  • @SalemArc
    @SalemArc Рік тому +89

    Just proving once again that every Asian kid is a prodigy. Thanks, Steven! 👍

  • @lokakiu8285
    @lokakiu8285 4 місяці тому +1

    the Minecraft one had me rolling 😂
    ‘nap SMP’
    ‘making bench’
    ‘Finisher Bird’!!!

  • @EtherD86
    @EtherD86 Рік тому +47

    The movie effects and/or music drowning on what characters are saying is so on point and got me full ugly belly laughing at 1000% power.

  • @SavageDarknessGames
    @SavageDarknessGames Рік тому +20

    I got a suggested video:
    Steven explaining to asian dad what bollywood films are after catching Steven watching one, and asian dad's reaction to the info.
    Keep up the awesome work Steven, you keep us entertained!

  • @sceatssketches
    @sceatssketches Рік тому +37

    "Can I have a discount?" Priceless🤣
    Here's a skit idea, "Asians at the Drive Thru"

  • @smilememan445
    @smilememan445 Рік тому

    All the comments in video
    0:03 The Boat - 'Why Asians don't get kidnapped'
    1:57 OverStrive - A dream where a duck bonks you with a stick if you play the piano wrong
    2:52 The Crazier Diamondz - Gaming Sketches: One about character creation and how weird the can get. I love to see what you could do with that. Or maybe about Chinese game knock offs of like team fortress two or Minecraft.
    3:48 Elrik Stronginthearm - I actually like your movie-set-sketches the most, sadly i don't know a lot about film-making, so the best i can suggest is this:
    When actors in movies are constantly drowned out by action so you can't understand a word they're saying
    Extras:
    5:28 Bloopers/Ending

  • @YoloSoul
    @YoloSoul Рік тому +21

    0:50 "why would i want him back"
    i was expecting the parent to say "exactly!"

  • @Flameburstbricks
    @Flameburstbricks Рік тому +84

    I officially hire Steven He as my therapist

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Рік тому +28

      yes sir.

    • @necromice_cream
      @necromice_cream Рік тому +4

      jealousy

    • @Beardless-Soul
      @Beardless-Soul Рік тому +1

      Expecting a paycheck soon, 20 thousand dollar

    • @Green.heron24
      @Green.heron24 Рік тому +2

      Yes, skit where Steven goes to a therapist for failure management and it's his uncle.

  • @hoquangminh8030
    @hoquangminh8030 Рік тому +178

    This man never failed to make me laugh

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Рік тому +40

      Thank you mate

    • @BlueDonutKitty
      @BlueDonutKitty Рік тому

      @dontbesurprised. What the fricken heck is dat

    • @lucbloom
      @lucbloom Рік тому +1

      @@BlueDonutKitty report, but never mention please ❤️ it will only up their relevance.

    • @hoquangminh8030
      @hoquangminh8030 Рік тому

      @@StevenHe no i gotta thank you
      For making me happy every day

    • @BlueDonutKitty
      @BlueDonutKitty Рік тому

      @@lucbloom ah- ok thx for telling me xp

  • @jennifercameron7257
    @jennifercameron7257 11 місяців тому +2

    I love that piece from "spirited away" you played it beautifully 😊 love your videos

  • @robz6306
    @robz6306 Рік тому +60

    I love the fact that you picked Howl’s moving castle for the piano. Honestly a duck is close enough to a cobra chicken I think it’s a valid nightmare.

  • @PurfectChef
    @PurfectChef Рік тому +26

    I hate it when subtitles do that for shows like *Explosion* or *Raindrops* but thank you Steven for the laughs 😂❤

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Рік тому +13

      yeah like I need to see *Explosion when the screen shows an explosions

    • @Kr.m.h.
      @Kr.m.h. Рік тому +5

      I freakin rage each time someone starts speaking a foreign/made up language and I turn on the subtitles, only for it to say [foreign language]...like I guess I'll never know then, lol.

    • @near5148
      @near5148 Рік тому

      @@Kr.m.h. character on a show: starts speaking spainish

  • @CantStayAway
    @CantStayAway Рік тому +28

    I love how you made the idea about the duck actually work, that was hilarious XD
    And that one about using subtitles in scenes where the action is too loud is so friggin' relatable for me. If I'm on a UA-cam video, I use CC, but for some reason I can't get it to work on my TV, so if I can't hear a line in a TV show or movie, I usually just have to rewind it and play it like ten times....

  • @Spark-Plug_dadeugenebergeman9
    @Spark-Plug_dadeugenebergeman9 11 місяців тому +2

    The one where they suggested one where the background is so loud that you can't hear the actors: THEY DO THAT ALREADY WITH *EVERY* *SINGLE* MOVIE!!!!!!!!

  • @katerynazven1821
    @katerynazven1821 Рік тому +54

    Your skits are always the perfect boost I need for the day, you're hilarious and I'm always so invested. While he take the deal?? Will he spin it and the kidnappers charge him?? Who knooowwwss

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Рік тому +13

      Thank you Kateryna! I had so much fun making this, would love to make more ideas from you

  • @RAW_Reality
    @RAW_Reality Рік тому +10

    Potential Skit Ideas:
    1. What the world would be like if Social Media comments actually happened IRL. (Twitter, Instagram, etc.)
    2.) Imagine what life would be like if we all enacted communication instead of just verbalizing it. (This would be akin to everyone "talking" via emoji/Fortnite dances/Dave Coulier 'language'/Charades/etc.)
    3.) What would an Asian's visit to a phycologist/therapist's office be like, featuring guest appearances by said Asian's parents *and* prodigy sibling/cousin.

  • @Goated_MrWest
    @Goated_MrWest Рік тому +46

    Happy to see Steven is doing more things for the community

  • @shri1881
    @shri1881 11 місяців тому +1

    Skit idea: Steven and his dad go to a restaraunt together but steven drives, getting emotional damage from his dad along the way. At the restaraunt, they order Beijing corn. The waiter is uncle roger (dad of steven's brother) and uncle roger tells them that timmy owns the restaraunt and he hired gordon ramsay. Hope you like this or take some of my ideas! Love your vids, so funny!!!!

  • @TheCrazierDiamondz
    @TheCrazierDiamondz Рік тому +26

    2:52 well, thank you for choosing mine Steven He and have a wonderful day everyone

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Рік тому +5

      BRO!!!! thanks for sharing the idea. Let's do it again

    • @TheCrazierDiamondz
      @TheCrazierDiamondz Рік тому +4

      @@StevenHe *let's do it again, let's do it again let's do it again: repeats again and again* You want more, I GIVE YOU MORE: CONTENT IDEA COMBO ATTACK STORM: "Steven He's father vs any overly rich man like Elon Musk", "Steven He vs Mr BEAST", "Chinese knock offs of UA-camrs like say DanTDM had a knock off called BobIBW or Mr beast meet Mrs prey", "now we need a an Asian mother dealing with failure daughter.", "American Asian dad vs Asian dad vs American dad vs some random man that's just there.", "Obama fried chicken, that's all their is to it.", "Steven He vs copyright law." "Steven He's dad playing horror game on Asian difficulty, (PS I would l love to hear him say 'why are there games scarier then MINECRAFT." to me that is just something I feel like he would say.)", "Steven He vs California and/or Ohio", "Steven He's dad tries to speed run a game, now that would be something to see."
      Then after reading all that you go out of the screen of your computer after reading this comment and your father's is standing their seeing all these so random idea and he stats, "Why are you reading some random nobodies comment son, with no creativity, I can come up with something better then Steven He vs Mr. BEAST, who even is this MR BEAST. " And at some point he throws his slipper at the screen and this comment gets thrown into the sun along side your computer. (PS sorry about the computer.) I hope you like this nonsense spam of ideas.

    • @officialViperr
      @officialViperr Рік тому +1

      ​@@TheCrazierDiamondz jesus

  • @naxmorvigatore4168
    @naxmorvigatore4168 Рік тому +15

    I love that he actually included what he was saying during the action scene, we need more of this please, only you can turn our dumb succinct ideas into comedy gold

  • @kevinmcqueenie7420
    @kevinmcqueenie7420 Рік тому +48

    Always love how much genuine joy Steven has for these!

  • @AndGoatz04
    @AndGoatz04 Рік тому +1

    I like how it's all formatted like it's on tiktok (all in center frame) but is still filmed in landscape, very nice

  • @currentlyquacking
    @currentlyquacking Рік тому +9

    Loved this! Great way to get the community involved too👍🏻

  • @shadowdoomrobotnik
    @shadowdoomrobotnik Рік тому +19

    4:27 this is why I need subtitles in my life 💀🥲
    Ngl those lasers were pretty well edited XD

  • @kyrajuliabarr533
    @kyrajuliabarr533 Рік тому +74

    Your Asian parents find out you got all A+’s on your report card for the first time ever and they think you faked it.
    I love your skits!

  • @kokobo63
    @kokobo63 6 місяців тому

    I love your skits... they're hysterical! Have you ever done an off-brand skit on the Sims franchise? Apparently it's so popular (I've played it for 24 years) they're making a movie. Also maybe a John Wick knockoff would be funny?

  • @RaeneTheFaerie
    @RaeneTheFaerie Рік тому +19

    1:41 I was waiting for him to say 'No returns.' LOL

  • @TheRedGameboy
    @TheRedGameboy Рік тому +48

    That "OOOH- ..DAILY starbucks!?" made me slap my knee laughing. Steven, you got solid jokes. The messed up subtitles had me slumped to the side laughing.
    My skit idea is teen-Steven getting driving lessons from his dad (just constant criticism and jokes). May have to shoot from two angles. Parallel parking is going to be interesting.

  • @solomongadeloff3872
    @solomongadeloff3872 Рік тому +50

    5:23 "Click on the click button"

    • @FernLake
      @FernLake Рік тому +4

      Click button is high

  • @francesbernard2445
    @francesbernard2445 Рік тому +1

    The words. "Failure Management" on an orange background is sure a clever design for only a sweat shirt for sale Steven.

  • @high_lady0fthedesk
    @high_lady0fthedesk Рік тому +21

    Where Steven is a bunch of different characters at once and it's absolute chaos-

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Рік тому +6

      just the way I like it

    • @high_lady0fthedesk
      @high_lady0fthedesk Рік тому

      Oh, or if Steven is cosplaying a character like Harry Potter or someone idk and Stevens dad walks in and starts insulting him just the way that character's dad would 😆
      ✨ Chaos ✨

    • @high_lady0fthedesk
      @high_lady0fthedesk Рік тому

      Or if Steven is a part time package delivery guy and has to deliver something to his own house...

    • @sanjaynataraj2009
      @sanjaynataraj2009 Рік тому +1

      @@high_lady0fthedesk
      (Steven He dad voice) "Whaaaaaaat daaaaa hail?! You trying to dress up as the Harry Potter? Harry Potter kill the Voldemort. You can't even kill a MOsQuiTO!"

  • @EthanWorks5775
    @EthanWorks5775 Рік тому +11

    Haha I love this. This is why you are my favorite UA-camr. I swear you should have been the official meme of 2021

  • @Gardelain
    @Gardelain Рік тому +58

    Steven's dad talking about his son's life insurance seems like it'd be prime roast material.

  • @mossmcs909
    @mossmcs909 Рік тому +1

    a skit where it starts off with steven’s dad and timmy’s dad fighting to pay the bill, then steven comes along with timmy and steven’s dad roasts steven. then the dads get into a roast battle to see who can roast their children the most. then timmy’s dad gets a sudden appreciation for steven’s dads roasts and vice verca and they start roasting each otters children and then both children together and then timmy shows some cool skill like playing the piano and they stop roasting him, so both fathers end up just roasting steven.

  • @me8551
    @me8551 Рік тому +57

    I firmly believe steven can turn any skit idea into a good skit idea

  • @Leonlion0305
    @Leonlion0305 Рік тому +19

    love this series! So much more possibilities now.
    I wonder if there has been a skit about two kids trying to one up each other on
    1. what their parents put them through (e.g. study 40 hours daily, find cure for cancer at 7)
    2. how much hardship their parents went through (e.g. mine chalk for allowance money, build TV out of stone and sticks)
    3. how overachieve their parents are (e.g. fought in wars, invented fire, performed 300k surgeries then turn 12)

  • @rajusaha9430
    @rajusaha9430 Рік тому +36

    As a kidnapper, i can confirm this is true,
    That asian parent still haunts me in my dreams☠️

    • @ibrahimdalupang
      @ibrahimdalupang Рік тому +6

      "hello 911-"

    • @Alinda1308
      @Alinda1308 Рік тому

      Failure! If you were a good kidnapper Asians wouldn't scare you!

    • @near5148
      @near5148 Рік тому +1

      @@ibrahimdalupang hello 911? what's your emergency

    • @montskeeto
      @montskeeto Рік тому +1

      *CALLS FBI*

    • @ibrahimdalupang
      @ibrahimdalupang Рік тому

      @@near5148 sir there's a kidnapper right here

  • @judgeguilty
    @judgeguilty Рік тому +1

    Steven's Dad as Ster Trek's Hikaru Sulu spreading intergalactic planetary emotional damage.

  • @aleksaaritonovic7451
    @aleksaaritonovic7451 Рік тому +22

    3:45 "IS THAT A SNIPER RIFLE"!?

  • @shreyashsurse4697
    @shreyashsurse4697 Рік тому +39

    I just liked the fact that his dad never changes clothes
    A pure asian symbol

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Рік тому +19

      nothing can over take the pink sweater

    • @jslferrell
      @jslferrell Рік тому +4

      That he got on discount. After he used a coupon.

    • @pure_RAGE
      @pure_RAGE Рік тому +1

      @@jslferrell that he also bargained 90% off for

  • @gazishafin7175
    @gazishafin7175 Рік тому +13

    the first skit was pure comedy 😂 hope you will continue the series .

  • @nazismomsrhos
    @nazismomsrhos Рік тому +1

    two restraunts competeing but the ingredients get progressively worse to save money with the end being something like drilling into the ground for actual oil to save money to use for cooking.

  • @bianca_1005
    @bianca_1005 Рік тому +8

    The one with the duck was absolute genius 😂
    Please, do more!
    If I had to suggest something...
    A hard-boiled, über cool movie character like a sly criminal, or a genius detective, when confronting his archnemesis his mouth (or his voice?) goes bonkers and total absurdities come out... I adore your chaotic skits like the auditions for the train announcer

  • @bretterry8356
    @bretterry8356 Рік тому +9

    Dude, the subtitles showing the sound effects instead of the dialog was too real. Also, "Merry Go Round of Life" on the piano, I see you too are a man of culture.

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Рік тому +2

      hehe yes sir

    • @Editz1441
      @Editz1441 Рік тому +1

      @@StevenHe Hi steven great content keep it up

  • @kermanint
    @kermanint Рік тому +24

    These are amazing! :D Would love to see more if you decide to do more :)

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Рік тому +9

      will do! this was fun

  • @DDStriker-qf3ne
    @DDStriker-qf3ne Рік тому +2

    Loved it! You play piano so beautiful 😢. Great sketches, please do more

  • @cotako.
    @cotako. Рік тому +67

    Please do more of these,they are really entertaining. Also,
    R.I.P
    Steven He's rice cooker

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  Рік тому +24

      You know. Until I find another. RIP rice cooker

    • @e.vcalista9442
      @e.vcalista9442 Рік тому +5

      @@StevenHe uncle Roger is angry 🤣

    • @cotako.
      @cotako. Рік тому

      @@StevenHe but that rice cooker will always be the one,can I name your dead rice cooker please.

  • @Arkain7
    @Arkain7 Рік тому +60

    Emotional Damage: Time for Steven's dad to get his comeuppance when HIS dad comes to visit. Steven's grandpa is merciless as he does to Steven's dad what he does to Steven. In the end however, steven's dad manages to turn his grandpa against him in hilarious fashion by telling him steven is a youtuber. "When I was your age, we didn't have UA-cam. We had YouWork."

    • @joannaniedziaek8158
      @joannaniedziaek8158 Рік тому +7

      We all wait for Stephen's grandpa to appear. Bet it's gonna be Chinese version of Heihachi Mishima

  • @mindbodyspirit3598
    @mindbodyspirit3598 Рік тому +4

    “When everything is on brand”
    A reversal skit. The guy goes to a different normal store this time but all the trauma from the knockoffs has left him remembering the ripoffs over the normal names now and HE keeps asking for the ripoffs instead to the increasing confusion of the worker who tries directing him to the normal brands he thinks he’s referring to

  • @growingoaks
    @growingoaks Рік тому +1

    NOT hearing “what the haillll hello Beijing Embassy” was the mist jarring part of these skits