The JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Kill Count
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- Опубліковано 31 жов 2020
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#jojosbizarreadventure #jjba #killcount - Розваги
As Chief Keef once said, “Everydays Halloween.”
Edit: If James sees this, I’ll do a complete version of all parts, and recount any potential missed kills.
Double edit: Some kills I must've missed script wise, but there's a lot that I counted up at the end because I was mainly using a spreadsheet for it.
Ex: I didn't mention the Sugimoto family, but it was added up in the end prnt.sc/vb91vn
Sorry for any of the ones I've missed!
Who gets the golden chainsaw
Chief is always keef
Yo if dio forced himself to become a vampire didn't he technically killed himself
Yup
I agree.
“Which JoJo character has the most bodies?”
Well, Dio. He has 2 of them.
I think you don't know funny valentine
Dio because he has the most se- oh wait you meant kills
I think that the fact Pillar Men assimilate people's bodies would make them a lot higer on the ranking
@@rickastley7261 well it’s a different funny every time the D4C would have the most fv bodies I guess?
@@liamdiamondSWAG It still being funny valentine's body so I guess it counts
Wait a minute, this isn't deadmeat...
Ya dead meat
@@MalMako "we're deadmeat"
You thought it was deadmeat, BUT IT WAS I DIO
thats what i thought
Wow, I got a heart...
Horror movie kill count = Dead Meat
JoJo's kill count = Man Meat
Ah i see you watch Dead meat too, I've seen you in James's comment section before too
Amongus
@@cupquake2389 Amogus
@@ifoundavalidname6270 Sussy baka
@@donitovendan Why you gotta such a sussy bak
wait so there were 100 vampire soldiers in total at the arena fight but 50+ died to stroheim's men and 88 died to the sunlight? Those animators really went above and beyond
I'm James A. Janisse and today we'll be counting the kills in JoJo's Bizzare Adventure.
I wish
TUUUUN TIOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN t at ta ta t n tantnatnatnatn
James
Omg i could hear James' voice
Some where in that sentence belongs “and welcome to the kill count”.
finally james a janisse has been memed
He should actually do jojo.
Yes
@@theirishpotato6588 nah he only does horror
Yessir.
@@simonj6801 I know sadly. Jojo is spooky sometimes.
Golden Wind has the lowest kill count in JoJo's, but simultaneously the single highest kill count in basically anything.
no it doesnt infinite death loop to diavolo.
@@noahsimonsen yeah, that’s what I mean. Technically it has the lowest kill count in JoJo’s NOT counting Diavolo, but counting Diavolo it has the highest kill count even in regards to other forms of media.
@@radiantduality8366 fair point
@@radiantduality8366 Johnny Joestar
@@radiantduality8366 I think that diavolo only experiences deaths and doesnt actually die
The fact they all worked very hard to kill their enemies but in the end the sun still ended up with the highest kills
no, giorno ended with the highest, he just tought.. why kill diferent people if i can kill the sameone again and again.
Being a speedwagon employee must be one of the most deadly jobs in the world.
Nah you get a stand with all ss+ stats and it has the ability to summon plot armor
D class personnel SCP
until stand users and vampires are involved,. yes
It pays 100 dollars a day
@@dogeinkorea2604 Source please
*_So you're telling me that the sun has the biggest kill count._*
*not such a funny rock now, hm?*
*AND ITS NOT EVEN THE STAND*
Damn Kujo,
Hand fetish dude called you out.
What you gonna do?
Kink shame him?
Send him flying to an ambulance?
A Sun
Or giorno
4:48 “we’ll be finishing this with a huge count up at the end, but for now-“ *ad comes on* “TAKE A LOOK AT THIS TOASTY, CHEESY, MAJESTY *arby’s theme plays*”
You forgot the alleyway girl's dog (I think the name was Arnold), and probably a shit ton of parents who died off-screen, and if you count stands, Cheap Trick and Chariot Requiem died as well
“Kars may not be the best superhero.”
He saved a dog in Jojo’s bizarre adventure. *A dog*
Kars pulled a reverse villain
Kars is the only villain to save a dog rather than kill it.
@@sanctifiedsuccubus2562 then we know what happened to him
Two dogs if we count Santana.
@@pacoramon9468 when
Almost 90% of kills in diu is Kira's, he really is carrying.
yo
@@crabravekrab1174 j-josuke!
@Noriaki Kakyoin dang your dead you came back to insult Josie tho respect
89%
@Noriaki Kakyoin Now you need to give a hint to a Joestar. because you are not going to survive this
13:46 We will honor you for aslong as anything in the world lives! This part had me in tears I loved iggy
I genuinely thought Dead Meat actually did this until I saw you made it.
Well played, Kaleb. Well played
That ambulance has a higher kill count than caesar.
damn.
Why would you say that. It’s really insulting to the fact that Caesar has OP Hamon abilities and got beaten kill-wise by mistake with a heavy automobile.
@@GyroTheZeppelin L Caesar
so does an Orangutan though
Speedwagon never died. He just got bored of walking amongst the mortals.
I see you everywhere
69 likes😈😈😈😈
ObViOuSlY you don't have to state the OBVIOUS.
@Nikunj Arora He went back to heaven, dummy
God i love the art style in part 1 and 2 , its been a while since i watched em, but this made me remember , they so like a holographic pokemon card, but the colors change so much based on mood , its amazing
This made my day. I laughed a lot thank you for making this!
You nailed it DeadMeat thumbnail
The annoying thing is I actually thought it was one of James's videos
@@isaacgreen8165 same !!
Me too
Same
@@isaacgreen8165 I feel the same shame
“How many breads have you eaten in your life?”
Diavolo: the amount of times I’ve died
@Uncreative With Names Unless he is really dedicated
One death is bread overdosis
@Uncreative With Names idk man if u wanna be a male stripper you gotta stay healthy and eat lots of bread
@Uncreative With Names tbf the infinite would mean he has eaten infinite bread he’s would because infinite deaths would mean every possibility ever so technically he’s eaten infinite bread or basically infinite everything
Well if he died infinit times, an infinit amount of times of those times well be bread related
23:10 I feel you man. That death was the worst for me. That and shigechi almost made me cry
7:00 Of course the Ultimate life form would be bad at math. Being bad at math means you cant count. If you cant count you're never out numbered. What a big brain play by Kars. He is the ultimate being but like all beings he cant be fate..... or count apparently.
When you realized...
Kira single handed carried the Diamond is Unbreakable gang’s kill streak.
Single handed 😑
@@dragoninstalling5446 I gotta Hand it to ya for figuring that out.
@@Ssjb-bk6im wow, got a grasp on those puns, huh
@@Microwaveables11 it does come in Handy when I need them
@@Ssjb-bk6im I dont agree, when someone finds out about my love of hand puns, they just make me *talk to the hand...*
Broke: Kars has 64 kills
Woke: Kars has *_a stack_* of kills
epic reference
Next Otamatone Cover:
minecraft players are chads except for me
Same, I too have a stack
What if kills are stack like snowballs
I cannot believe he forgot the most impactful kill of them all, that one time Dio killed that one cat
I demand that he redoes this video this instant, from scratch
Or not, that's... That's also a viable option
20:40 His nuzlocke on life. Lmao, wasn't expecting that line.
The fact that the _smallest_ body count is 67 concerns me
69 LIKESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
just made it 70 get destroyed
@@yohangarcia5655 your are avengers next threat level..
169 liked BOYS
@@soulfex ah yes you are are
8:12
Jorge Joestar: what’s my purpose ?
Araki: Dying in a flashback.
"Jorge" "porpuse"
@Gin yeah its george,but like giorno giovana,jorno jobana,remember using jo
His Porpose.
Giorno is different because he's technically not part of the jojo line but technically is, giorno was born by Dio with Jonathan's body
He is counted as a jojo because of the same reason as the others,
GIOrno GIOvanna (Gio Gio) different because it's Italian or because born by Dio
Eangrish Lenguaje
“dies infinitely”
well that just made the job a whole lot easier
"He drinks one officer and eleven soldiers in one go"
Why did I laugh at that line... 💀
You missed the scene in Part 3 when we first see into DIO’s Warudo when he kills a cat and explodes him.
Shhhhh we dont want to ruin the funny number
5:13
Two hijackers? Pretty sure I see 3..
And didnt dio kill like some speedwagon peeps?
Kieran Mc Ginley yeah there was a scene before the Egyptian gods where a Speedwagon scout gets killed.
Also didn’t he knock a guy over during that ZA WURADO? I think the impact of hitting the ground might have killed him. He didn’t appear well from what I remembered.
Babyface’s baby momma is killed by the homunculus, you left that one out.
yea he also frogot a few others like the Kraftwork guy that Mista killed
@@tico9951 Kraftwerk’s user is technically alive, he returns in Purple Haze Distortion or Shameless Purple Haze.
He also forgot keicho nijimura
he also forgets reimi and i think they say an estimate of victims of kira before DIU
Also enya and steely dan
Legend has it Diavolo is still getting destroyed to this day
the nostalgia this video got me into your channel keep up the super amazing :)
well shoot i meant to say keep up the amazing work XD
"this rock has more kills than ceaser"
That is a really murderous rock
The rock killed Caesar.
@@EeveeWoot with a rock bottom
@@EeveeWoot ll
@@safari445 from the top turnbuckle 👀
Angelo: becomes a rock
Dwayne Johnson: “hey I’ve seen this one!”
the rock
“Yo Dwayne”
Dwayne the rock Johnson
Many series need this sort of video
This is the vid that got me into jojo.
Thanks my friend.
“Which Joestar,Antagonist,and part have the most bodies”
DIO
Jesus calm down with the punctuation
Dont say his name
you. I like you.
@Salim rahkdul gee dude thanks for explaining, not like he said "antagonist" or anything
not like this was a joke about dio having had 2 bodies either
bruh
_"I’m gonna give the _*_Golden Chainsaw_*_ for coolest kill to Diavolo, who is currently in a death loop where he is dying from every death you can name, even deaths from my previous kill counts!"_
*~ James A. Janisse*
_”Dull machete for lamest kill will go to Mary Joestar who died offscreen.”_
*~ James A. Janisse*
@@DmarcusBaus more dull machete for diavolo for also dying the most boring death in canon
For this series, im inventing not 1, but 2 new awards...
First being cruelest dog death, which im of coarse giving to Danny, innocent lil doggy burned to death, at least iggy got to go out like a champ.
The 2nd award: the craziest death, is going to Kars, who technically didn't even die, but drifted off into space where he eventually became brain-dead for eternity.
If diavolo experience every death possible, then on of his death has to be getting kill by GER and stuck in double death loop?
@@explorercompass0167 then triple
Awesome video! You nearly got everyone! Aside from the other comments, you also missed Baby face jr’s mother
*Did you know?*
Diavolo died infinite times.
Amazing thing is, that this number is bigger, than 3 football fields!
“Iggy avenges his fellow real estate owners by killing Pet Shop”
"From manga i counted"
Later:
"We are doing anime only"
gIORNO KILLS : iNFINITELY
@@mr_box1264 bE SURE TO TURN CAPS LOCK OFF.
pLEASE
@@nk54woibu40 my keyboard sux :v
And i sux
I felt like i got clickbaited and still waiting for the “welcome to the kill count where we tally our favorite horror movies”
Don't wanna sound like THAT guy but you forgot Steely Dan killing Enyaba. Great video though!
part 6 be like:
pucci got a double kill
pucci got a triple kill
pucci is dominating
pucci is unstoppable
pucci is godlike
And Pucci has the most MC kills.
Pucci is ace
@@zoraz8255 pulling off the ace clutch with that universal nuke, too bad he didn't get the guy that was just spawning back in.
What game is that message from it seems familiar
Technically he killed the entirety of humanity only to reset their lives but idk if that counts since the loop didn't end up completing
Kills missed off the top of my head: Reimi, Arnold, the dudes Mista kills in his flashback, Pericolo, the Baby Face homunculi (technically separate from Melone himself), the priest that raised Diavolo and his mother most likely since the town burned down, and Cioccolata's flashback shows at least one old man who committed suicide (at least in the anime). Anime-only, Risotto's gang kills a couple guys from the investigation department.
Wait wouldn't jotaro be dead becaue he stopped his heart
Also DIO kills cat?
also, the whole enyaba town. You could say they are not really dead but at least the dude turned into cheese and the dog from the beginning should count
What about keicho
@@gemufreak3441 ikr
James would be so proud of you.
Lesson of the day. Everyone has more bodies than ceaser. Yes, even Danny the dog. He stepped on an ant off camera
@@notnamed. wait a minute caeser committed tax fraud and some other more terrible crimes
@@thatcarnivoreteacher7395 he commited every crime SHORT of murder. He didnt commit things like treason, rape, arson, etc. But he did infact handle salmon suspiciously in the UK
@@minorcomet282 He also gave a dog a strange look in Oklahoma
@@minorcomet282 Caesar was playing Fish Jenga with Mark.
any time i watch part 4 now though i just get really curious wtf happened with Kira to make him such a butcher..
since part 8 Kira was chill and a nice guy, he had the hand fetish still but wasnt a murderer haha. even being an alternate universe counterpart wonder what went down differently in his life
Technically Diavolo doesn’t die infinite times, as the loop resets everytime Diavolo dies. Also if we count tower of gray’s past victims then stardust crusaders wins
Adding the Golden Wind kills with ∞ will make all other parts look like absolutely nothing.
@@royaltycomics still Diavolo resets everyone he’s close to death thus why it’s a infinite death loop, he will keep dying but it won’t count as an actual kill because hamon beat’s JoJo death count videos are made better with more deaths
Silver Eagle Studios the loop resets just before each death as Diavolo will never reach the truth of death so therefore the infinite deaths do not count
@@qwart22 exactly , exactly what Hamon beat said when counting deaths of every JoJo part
I would are it is infinite but I believe everything thing you says speedwagon
How fitting that you used castlevania music for part 1
You missed the cat that DIO kicked during time stop and Cheap Trick being taken by the ghost hands.
You forgot the fact that Gray Fly has 300 confirmed kills (that's not even a joke. They mention he has killed around 300 people prior to stardust crusaders)
Tower of grey is the fly, super fly is the actual tower.
@@k33pz90 they fly had those kills
@@DAWEKimbo wasnt it a beetle
@Zee Zee
Gray Fly is the user of Tower of Grey
@@lepurpleboi3266 He was making a joke
You forgot to count the cat Dio kills in stopped time.
but nice number... :(
He killed more than that cat in the same stopped time lol He also kills the two police officers when trying to kill Jotaro on the floor.
@@ember-evergarden Ha LOL
Dio: How many pieces of bread have you eaten in your life?
Me: *gluten allergy*
I woke up feeling like shit and this made me feel less sick
162 kills in Part 1.
271 kills in Part 2.
69 kills in Part 3.
64 kills in Part 4.
60 kills in Part 5. (I may be wrong)
A total of 626 kills in the first 5 parts.
Part 5 cioccolatas green tea killed half of rome haha
Part 3 has 369 if you count tower of greys confirmed kills
part 6-the actual whole universe
@@lewismartin3430 not really but sort of
Technically part 5 has infinity recovered kills from diavlo
4:19 Lisa Lisa's mom looks so offended by her husband
55455
Hun what did I say about the tongue
Baby, you’re ruining our honeymoon!
Its Erina
@@hassanbinalilumpa1125 ?
5:30 idk if you forgot, but straizo actually spares a single boy from the cage who volunteers to sacrifice himself, i might be forgetting a part where he changes his mind tho
Saw the Thumbnail
Asked myself: WTF!? Deadmeat talking about Jojo?
Sees that it's from Kaleb:
"Ohh... Ok!"
Remember an ambulance has more kills that ceasar
If zombies count, then Jonathan has more kills than Giorno, let that sink in
I mean yea giorno didnt kill that many people narancia killed almost as many people .
Another son Jonathan could be proud of
but giogio got inf kills tho
@@Tomo-Wil but it resets since diavolo died then comes back to life and dies over and over
Poor Giogio just can't catch up to the level of success of his fathers... until you get to Diavolo, at which point Johnny Joestar is the only one who matches Giorno.
That choice for music is very classy.
I love how bloody tears starts playing when he talks about phantom blood
Dude forgot:
Hazamadas Friend who killed himself with a mechanical pencil and
Keicho who was killed by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Hazamada's friend was still alive. Just missing an eye. But yeah he did miss Keicho.
@@johnwestensnorris6391 Would Reimi and her family of counted?
@@glitchedporygon5426 That's a good question. I would say it depends on if you count deaths from before the story happens, which the people Zeppeli's father killed were counted so I say yes.
And he forgot hol horse
@@-lovi-961 Hol Horse is alive.
There were a whole bunch of kills by “Angelo” from Diamond is Unbreakable that were in flashbacks that weren’t counted
And the Tower of Gray’s kills too in the flashbacks when Avdol talked about him
He forgot about Doppio kills the priest, his mother and a few people in that village.
@@SpedRockt Doppio didn't do it dioavolo did.
@@legion6211 dioavolo diooooooavoloooo it's diavolo not dioavolo very common typo e
Someone else did a kill punt for part two and they just had to count the army XD at least you had a way to make it easier lol
I hope you'll have plans to do how many kills are in Stone Ocean. That will be interesting.
Imagine being the Ultimate Lifeform, and getting beat out in kills by the ACTUAL sun.
I'm actually surprised Golden Wind/Vento Aureo is the lowest. I guess it shows how much tone counts, because its fights are some of the most brutal and has the Jojo with the highest kill count (versus say Part 4 with a mostly non-lethal protag in Josuke) with a mafia atmosphere. That, plus between Grateful Dead and Green Day, and then the unleashing of Silver Chariot Requiem on Rome, it kinda feels like there's a lot more death going on.
Giorno for him: five kills...
Really Giorno: ∞kills because he send Diavalo into infinity death loop.
Agreed. Ciocolatta would probably be much higher on the list, having a stand that indiscriminately causes death in a ridiculous radius. That man is walking genocide.
@@makota85 to be fair I understand having a version excluding that because literally nothing beats that.
Although if you were to take out Kira's off screen murders, then DiU has way less kills than GW.
@@makota85 not really infinite. It’s the same as his ability to make people’s minds think incredibly fast. They only die once, but they’re brain perceives death an unknowable amount of times
Hey, in the forever boat, all the sailors die in the cabin next to the toilets.
I love how everyone was so excited about jotaro's return in part 4 and 6, man was knocked out for most of the parts
Technically Diavolo never dies, the loop moves on just before his death
This is false. He was shown to be hit by a car in one of the on-screen deaths, which should kill you instantly
@@Absorbant Doesn't count because time was reversed
@@KieraQ0323 it's infinite death every time he dies he dies again with new made death
@@Absorbant
no, it cuts to the girl with the toy
@@Absorbant diavolo never actually dies, the loop just cuts milliseconds before the death since your brain can’t imagine the idea of death
Since you were counting flashbacks, there is Narancia's mom, the rapists Mista killed, the assassination from the introduction of La Squadra, and babyface's mom.
And you count the people Diavolo killed in that flashback before fighting Risotto
Plus okuyasus bro, Reimi and her dog, and more!
Cmon man he tried his best
@Warner Esquivel Yes because counting like 88 zombies next to each other is not good enough
@Warner Esquivel for how negative you have been to someone who put so much work into something
I would like to see you try and do this exact same thing
20:15 There also was the lady who became "mother" of Babyface.
I REALLY thought you were trolling us with the sun, until you specifically named the ACTUAL sun
“I should count [specific thing here] but we didn’t establish any rules here did we? So let’s keep going”
Every single Kill count of Dead Meat
Dead Meat actually does have rules
1. _T I T L E C A R D_
2. confirmed death
3. no animals
4. must have a quirky joke for everything
and that's basically it
probably the saddest moment in Jojo, when SPEEDWAGONNNNN died. RIP
Mine too
Yes yes yes yes yes yee
Yeaa me too
Wtf dude Speedwagon didn't even die that was a impostor
Yes that was sad but I cried when my innocent child kakyoin died RIPP 😭😭
These frame trap and third strike references lmao
Pokémon colosseum ost adds its magic to the video and fits perfectly
People who are forgotten: Pesci's kill on the train conductor and the passenger trying to stop the train, Keicho death by Red Hot Chili Pepper, Kira killed Reimi's dog (also possibly 1 kill to many, as he stated to have killed 48, which ought to include the hand at the start of Part 4.)
Also sale
kaleb placed those kills before he took out reimi and unlocked killer queen
And the girl that died by rolling stone
I think that includes that kill plus a few others scene in the part. Kira says he killed 48 women total. That possibly includes the one in the beginning of the part, the one shegechi finds,the lady who has the stand Cinderella and the girl the was apart of the kill he did disguisted as kosaku.
They forgot that.
Say what you want but Jonathan's death was so sad especially as his head slowly slumps down as the ship crumbles around him
why is this related
@@iamyuheismi920 because its about deaths.......and he talked about Johnathens
@@dennist8290 Jonathan*
@@zero-one2585 oh shit. Ty I didn't even realize I was miss spelling it
damn you really clickbaited me into clicking this, i thought it was a dead meat video
For a second i thought james was actually covering jojo
The Sun: Has 89 kills, giving at the most out of any animated part so far.
Enrico Pucci: Hold my bible...
how many universe resets did Pucci do again?
it’s time to kill literally everything that existed in jojo literally me
NaNi kskwsmskskska
@@jeremyabbott4537 2
@@jeremyabbott4537 Jorge joestar novel doesn’t count
What about scp1
Bruh you didn't count Okuyasu's brother nor Arnold, Reimi's dog.
He also missed that girl in the Prologue for Golden Wind
And Enyaba
and he missed the other women dio slept with
And the rats in the rat cube
He did also miss basically everyone in the Golden Wind train.
I think james would love this
We gotta realize tho that the infinite death loop, is described as diavolo never fully reaching death.
GER: I fear no man...
GER: But that:...
Tower Of Grey:
GER: It terrifies me.
i'm sorry but i didn't get the joke
@@sheluv_mooks8574 Tower of grey has more on screen kills than GER.
@@sheluv_mooks8574 his return to zero power won't work on it
But is life ability will
For many reasons
Bruh you didn't count Okuyasu's brother nor Arnold, Reimi's dog.
Can't wait for the Diavolo kill count
Lmao
It's just an infinite live stream
As long as Diavolo dies at the end it's canon so idk man
IMAGINE
The video with no end.
I genuinely thought that this video was a dead meat video when I first saw it without seeing who made it lol
*Finally, at last, a mudkip user*
You forgot Keicho
Everyone forgets about Keicho :(
Who is keicho
@@tengenjoestar1991 okuyasu's brother I'm pretty sure
@@barrywalters8989 ah thx
@@tengenjoestar1991 see you forgot him too sed keicho
He also forgot Avdol
Kars: Brilliant Bone Blades
Wamuu: Wind
Esidisi: Fire
Santana: Literal Finger Guns
@@Wrodhy dub watcher
Foo Fighters: Literal Finger Gun
@@Wrodhy his point is that Santana is the official name, not Saviento. Saviento is the dumb localized name
Johnny Joestar: Literal Finger Guns
I thought Santana abilitys is rubber and absorbing and possibly possession
“Who has the most bodies” well obviously it’s funny valentine
i was hoping for the video to start with "welcome back everyone, i'm James A. Janisse, welcome to the kill count"