The Most Pitiful Hostages
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- Опубліковано 31 тра 2024
- CS2's new hostage models are exciting, unique and pitiful. But who's the most pitiful of them all? I investigate so you don't have to.
0:00 - History of Hostages
1:47 - CS:GO's Hostage Models
2:35 - CS2's Hostage Changes
3:00 - Feet
3:36 - Hostage 1: Least pitiful
4:47 - Hostage 2: Bit more pitiful
5:15 - Hostage 3: Very pitiful
6:03 - Hostage 4: The MOST pitiful - Ігри
“I’m not racist, BUT-“ - Philip, 2023
Its pretty much required to say that in 2023, especially if you put the black guy in last place
@@qwerty00008I think they didn’t have the black man injured because they didn’t want anyone saying anything about racism
@@0ceanCSI will say that it's racist. Every hostage must be treated equally.
@@qwerty00008He's also at the top of the list if you look at it as who had the least suffering
@@Watburnt Tru
I hope they add atleast a breathing animation, it's very weird that they're just there like statues.
They have no animation at all. But data miners find unused set of hostage animation. They are probably going to add it in nearest update.
It’s not finished yet.
you know it didnt even relaesed yet? be patient my friend..
Ok but why do the breathing animations always have to be so overexaggerated? Nobody actually moves as much or as fast as videogame characters just by breathing.
@@Likexner They are overexaggerated because real life breathing is so subtle that in game you won't even notice it, so it would be pointless for the animator to animate something you won't even realize is there.
Thank you for the foot fetish information and statistics, Philip.
beat your meat simulator
pfp fits
@@dutbud9049 Man.
@@dutbud9049Man.
I will use this to tech global
We are the most pitiful hostages just give us CS2 already
Linux and Mac players are the most pitiful hostages. We don't even know if we will get CS2.
Linux most definitely will be getting CS2, valve supports it a lot
@@TheXppp1 And Mac is the worst for game support anyway about it so I feel no pity for them. Mac users have known for well over a decade that Mac isn't it so they could have easily moved on. Linux users just need a second drive with a windows install and they can just switch over if they want to play CSGO and a large chunk of Linux users already do that since Linux doesn't get native support across a wide variety of games and software.
@@thrownsofaraway9978 some people cant afford a seperate pc for gaming and already have console
@@freezy2755 If they're a mac user that's their decision with spending specifically so fair enough.
no hostages were harmed in the making of this video
Yet*
@@The_ATFwrong, cuz they can't be killed 💀💀💀
Hostages were AUGHed instead
They should make credits like left 4 dead.
Philips in-game hostages, that is
"This guy has taken a royal pounding" (cuts to back view) "in possibly more than one way" 💀💀💀
I like the glasses guy the best. Something about him just feels so real, and having the glasses and the frame be off his face a bit adds so much silent backstory to him, along with his haunting expression. Idk I feel like the design has been thought out really well for him
He looks like Simon Ostrovsky from Vice News, who literally got kidnapped and held hostage
Out of all 4 hostages, he looks the most real. Like it's a screenshot of a science video or something
Except real glasses don't really break like this. Valve plz fix.
He looks a bit like dwight from dbd
Poor kliner
Condition Zero's hostages added a lot of factors into the mode and almost deserve their own video. In addition to trying to sneak out, they would:
-Head back towards their original positions if aimed at after sneaking out or if the CTs rescuing them got killed
-Audibly call out and wave at CTs when spotting them, which could be beneficial to both teams
-Yell out warnings to CTs if there were terrorists in their line of sight, both when first spotting CTs and during the rescue. When you'd get to them, instead of going "over here" and waving, they'd snitch Ts out by saying something like "LOOK OUT!" and cowering instead of waving.
-Have different voice lines when contacting them if they had seen Ts recently
-(Attempt to) run from HE grenades, get blinded by flashbangs and cough in smoke grenades
-Occasionally panic near gunfights if CTs were not leading them, making them run off or cower in a corner
-Be interactable from a distance, so you could tell them to follow you or stay put from afar
-Jump and crouch, so they'd navigate maps a lot better
-Be more talkative in general. They'd try to talk down terrorists from the fight, react to round ends with lines depending on how the round's resolved, have lines if the rescue took too long, be relieved when seeing the rescue zone and such
While they'd never fit a modern, competitive CS, I thought they were one of the coolest changes to CZ.
Well said! I totally forgot about all of this!
Oh, it's finally over!
They sound so cool now I want to play Hostage Rescue on Counter Strike Condition Zero
I can see why "competitive" people would hate that, since it's an AI that adds uncontrollable factors, but since most people don't care about hostage anymore, I'm not sure why they wouldn't add cool features like this to it now. These all sound super cool!
@@Dorraj True Hostage has been abandoned in the Competitive scene since idk CS S maybe...?
so putting more uncontrollable factors into Hostage will not make a difference since the only Players playing Hostage today are most if not all Casual Players
If 1 out of 7 people have a foot fetish, then there is a 40% chance any one of the klik brothers has a foot fetish
After watching this video I have suspicions that it may be 100%
its actually a 57% if you count the secret fourth brother (i actually have proof of this brother btw im not making him up)
@@LivingRacoonphilips attention to the fetish really gave it away in some way..
*And worst of all he could be in this very room he could be you he could be me he could even be*
i do
Far more foot shots than i needed today, thanks Philip!
I love your videos
Not enough, actually
Grrt omg hi!!
Where is my hairloom Garret?
Better than backshots
I actually quite liked the CZ hostages. It was really cool that Ritual/Turtle Rock wanted to try something new and interesting. Hostages that would try to escape on their own, and they even responded to you like they were scared. That was WAY cooler than carrying a silent, lifeless corpse around.
Agreed. They were never annoying to me, or my friends. Rather chaotic, but somewhat predictably so, and they added another layer of depth to guarding the hostages, as if you didn't watch a certain route, they could just.. run away.
oh and they also react differently according to your current faction. They'll try to meekly obey their captors if you're a Terrorist (i'm sorry okay, please don't hurt me, it's not too late to surrender) or extaticly waiting for you to save them as a CTs (hey!, over here, help me!, are you gonna try to save us?) but in turn they could also gave away your position if you're going for a sneaky methods.
Funny thing is that despite CS2 being so modernized in terms of maps and models, duct tape over somebody's mouth doesn't actually work that well
*at all
the fuck does the modernity of the maps have to do with that
Neither does putting spray paint on your magazine once you have to reload, but that doesn't stop every CSGO skin ever.
@@EnricoUniverse models are in the maps dumbfuck
@@geekay99do they not spray camo on guns irl
Why would they make a separate female model with such detailed feet in a game where you cant even lie down in the floor to see it.
Clearly Valve knows about that chart, there's something for everyone in Counter-Strike 2.
I feel satisfied, thanks Valve.
You need a friend to hold her for you...
a 'niche'
Remember, you can always view the model in model maker
I think we found the 1 in 7 here haha
Developers no longer ignore the chart lol... look at street fighter juri... they know what they are doing
this is the kind of stuff I wanna watch at 4am, thanks Philip
CEST gang
Exactly
You wanna watch feet videos at 4am?! D:
CEST gang
3am here
"What is my purpose in life?"
"You're going to be a hostage in casual mode!"
"NOOOOooo!!"
"Pounding in more than one way" came out of left field lol 6:27
fr
I laughed so I had to pause the video cause I did not expect that from philip lol
With the camera angle change too
Would someone be so kind to clear up what he meant by this because I'm absolutely lost here
@@dj-murlock sex up the bum
They look weird. They really need some kind of animation... like this - they are like static props on the map.
Imagine if they would follow the movement of CTs with their head or maybe they would mumble for help when a CT is close; but only if the CTs didn't buy the defuse kit. Otherwise; with defuse kit, the hostages would remain silent, but still would have some sort of lively animation.
The 3D models have soul but animations are needed to give them life
Cool idea with the defuse kit actually
3:00 FOR FREE?
1:44 more variety, when we forget there were office worker hostages in CSGO until they were removed
I feel bad for all of them... they look so sad :(
Give it a few hours, Stockholm Syndrome will kick in soon...
"he isn't crying. He's not grimacing like that other guy. he's past all that. He doesn't even look sad anymore. He's just... there." - Coldest line ever
Next on the in depth lore of the hostages, that they were never canonically rescued because no one plays hostage mode any more.
Edit: I know people are going to say that people play Hostage in casual, but if we take the "canon" matches of CS to only be Esport matches (Especially ones that add new stuff to maps) then no one ever played Hostage and the hostages were never canonically rescued in CS:GO
hostage >> lame ass bomb comp, esport ready-made mode
When i played casual hostage was alive and i would have fun playing italy on it
I play casual hostages exclusively cause those are the only maps my shitty PC and latin american internet can handle. Lots of players there.
Good good, the plebs don’t know about the underground office fight clubs.
I always wonder what would make hostage mode more fun. Maybe the hostages are at CT spawn, CTs must take them to an extraction site, then defend the site for 45 seconds while the helicopter comes? But then it seems too similar to defuse...
I honestly think, the hostages should have themes based on the maps their in. It doesn't make a lot of sense if you're playing office and the hostages are just dressed like prisoners, etc.
I honestly think that's a great concept. That and, AT BARE MINIMUM, breathing/idle animations.
I never understood why the hostages were dressed like prisoners. If they are prisoners that are important enough to be targeted by international terrorists, they themselves are terrorists, so shouldnt the CTs be defending them from getting rescued by Ts
Or black hostages in Italy.
@@gui18bif there are black people living in Italy in real life
In earlier versions of CS:GO, where the hostages had AI similar to CS:Source, they in did in fact wear office attire when in Office. Valve changed them to prison outfits for what I assume was for visibility purposes (orange suits are easier to spot quickly than grey office clothing). Still kind of a lame change given no one plays Office for hostage rescue.
3:38 “I’m not racist.. BUT”
in this house we cherish and respect the cs hostages
3:10
It seems as if 12,714.3 people have foot fetishes.
Wow those feet models are looking sharp.
Boys, we found the 1/7 person
@@nodraw_ Think of it this way: From a purely graphical/artistic standpoint, feet are some of the most difficult parts of the human anatomy to draw and render, due to their unique structure. While the fidelity of digitally created humans has advanced tremendously, that part usually remains lacking, either due to polygon limits or lack of caring.
So, in much the same way boobs have gone from PS1 Lara Croft's triangle pyramids to fully rendered with jiggle physics, it's nice to see feet finally go from square blocks to detailed and actually human-like ... even if took twice as long to happen.
something about hearing the hostages breathe into your ears obnoxiously is really funny to me
This is such a good video. You highlight all the new changes whilst also turning it in a funny story😂amazing content as always philip
The hostages aren't tall in cs 1.6, it is the player being short.
was the camera closer to the gun then?
the average cs player model is like half the size of a door, which means they're around 4 feet tall, and run at about 20 miles per hour. Counter-Strike characters are in gremlin mode
@@queuedjar4578 the world is bigger in source to avoid triggering claustrophobia, even bigger in gldsrc
@@queuedjar4578 In many if not most games the doors are super big.
@@queuedjar4578 the average cs player*
there, fixed it for you
Thank you for the in-depth foot research, Philip! It truly elevated this video.
I think the 3D artist at Valve is a 1 in a 7 person... Btw if you are reading this you did an amazing job! You gave them soul with the facial expressions
Honestly, as realistic as digital human characters have gotten, feet are still a difficult thing to recreate and make look decent - so whoever it is, give 'em some credit for trying to forge new ground here! 😁
"This guy has taken a royal pounding and possibly more than one way"
me: hmmm..
God, I LOVE that you put your own amazing tracks on top of the video! It's making all videos even more engaging
What’s the song at 1:50?
Thank you Philip. Brilliant analysis. I wonder if the male models technically have cleaner feet if they share the same dirt textures as the female. Same dirt over a larger surface area may reveal a dirtier female foot.
You're the one in seven aren't you?
how dirty something is normally refers to dirt per area, so it would be the same dirtiness
I get having a foot fetish but liking dirty feet is something I will never understand, it’s just disgusting to look at
@@frankejk well... it's like when people like hairy... u know. Here the same thing.
That hostage model gonna make the community act up
6:28, "took a royal pounding in possibly more than one way.." - 3klikphilip 2023
There is like 5 different spawning spots.... Yet you get a pair at random and then play 15 rounds like that.
I would not have guessed 1 in 7 is the ratio for foot fetish. I would have guessed 1 in 15 or higher.
we're up to 1000 fetishists and counting philip
Nice video Philip. Never thought much about the NPCs, and here you've made something of a short story that was nice to watch. Great ending too. Hope you are doing well and take care.
the video i was waiting for when i saw the update. thank you
357 foot enjoyers so far mr phillip
I think you missed the opportunity to showcase hostages fron Condition Zero Deleted Scenes. Yeah, they may be just reskinned scientists from Half-Life, but you do escort them to rescue zone, just like CS hostages, so they *are* hostages. And they have a great variety, which depends on the mission, that I personally find pretty neat :)
Maybe subtle animation for being alive/turning their heads randomly would be nice... I'd say make them a proximity sensor buuut yeah shadows and what not already make it not competititve enough to some...
Ending got real dark.
But thank you for fueling my foot fetish at 4am, Philip!
3:53 holy shit, i remember that book on the grand canyon fron when i was a kid, id always put the back cover facing down so the skull wouldnt be visible
I wonder if they're motionless on purpose for "competitive reasons" or if it's just placeholder for the beta...
Would be (not) nice to see them move around, having itches being unable to be itched, and head twitching due to trauma, and maybe sometimes dozing off, leaning a bit more back to sleep due to many sleepless nights.
Sky's the limit (not anymore since we don't need the Skybox tool texture) with depicting how cruel the Terrorists were to these poor people, but maybe I'm looking for too much detail that it might make a few uncomfortable...
If they're trying to be hyper realistic with graphics and the setting, then you have to depict the darker parts of the implicated situations we play in.
I think them dozing off and instantly waking up would be a great touch lmfao
As office main Id like valve to add some poses variety to these hostages for more context based placement. Like leaning onto walls or in some uncomfortable position like if they were punished for disobedience or for sake of keeping them passive for longer. Maybe they could go all possum and pretend to die.
Nice color harmony on the thumbnail. Deep purple of the background with the warm oranges of the hostages. 👌
Thank you for showing the hostages in CSCZ, that's all I ever wanted from you.
interesting how there's a whole chapter just for feet
4:56 such a tiny detail that bothers me that isnt correct, his broken glasses, thats not how glasses break, modern glasses arent actually glass, they are a form of plastic, the lenses wouldnt shatter like that, they would crack and such but idk how to describe it but it wouldnt shatter like that
im worried for you sometimes philip
This video is currently at 4K views, 2.8% of people would have a foot fetish... I don't expect anything less from Phillip's analysis. Amazing Job.
where are you getting 2.8%? its 1 in 7, one of the most common fetishes in the world. at 12k views right now, that's nearly 2k.
It's not 2.8%. it's 14.28571428572%, which is not a great number, but we're dealing with a sample size billion times smaller than the total population and it's a goddamn prime number
@@turmspitzewerkso many? Thats so disgusting
Technically the 1 in 7 is most likely a close approximation if we are being exact@@turmspitzewerk
Currently at 18k, so about 2571 foot fetishers, or 14.28%
thanks for re-upload bro
just a heads up- the whole script comes up in the captions at the very start of the video, then there are no captions for the rest.
think that’s a bug if the captions try to auto-translate from one dialect to another. it you select english (uk) it should work
Thank you Phillip for the great question
god this video is full of good quotes
I love how the thumbnail is like a "it's over" wojak compilation
The sound from cs 1.6 hits me hard
You know its a great day when philip posts.
Did NOT expect to see “Over The Edge: Death in the Grand Canyon” in a 3Kliks video! Time to dig out my copy from my trip there over a decade ago.
You never fail to surprise me, Philip
4:12 To be fair, that is a terrible effort, Phillip.
I thought the thumbnail was a meme with an edit of real people looking like hostages, i guess source 2 is just that good
the annunciation on "duct taped" being extra clear is not unnoticed. I appreciate that.
The fourth new hostage looks like the "APARTMINT?" guy to me, and I'll never be able to unsee that. 👀
The ducked taped dude had his tongue cut out
1:15
One might say you are sworn to carry the burdens...
Some people watching this vid: Wait, there are hostages in this game????
6:32 kinda looks like philip in his banner
Great Video!
The subtitle at the beginning is truly one of the Kliksphilip moments of all time
I do not need sleep, I need more 3kliks!
id love if that defenstration server got put back up
0:13 They are not 7ft. The eye camera was put in the chest instead of the head of the player. That why they appear taller than you.
Pity to the hostages, atleast they have seniors on one of them
ackhtually ☝🤓 CS:GO at first didn't have the sitting type hostages, but the same dumb running ones.
Famous last words; "I'm not racist, BUT"
lmao
I cant Beathe ( goerge floyd ) reference in the Black Hostage.
fentynl floyd
love the models and their feet, thanks phillip
As of now, 15K viewers which is approximately 2K feet enjoyers. If we assume that all of them, and only them, have been liking the video, we can see the likes are dangerously close to the number (1.7K as of now). Scary stuff. I'm afraid the awakening had happened quite a long time ago :)
I’m very drunk rn and this was funnier than it deserves to be thank you Philip
6:27 "This guy has taken a royal pounding, in possibly in more than one way" almost slipped by me
this is one of your funniest videos yet lmao
Finally some visual appealing rework to the hostage models
Hopefuly they will add custom voicelines to them as well.
It's off that they still sound the same and that the female version has the same male scream.
Here's to the future. Hopefully they will remaster default T and CT agents as well. Cant wait to see the Separatists and the GIGN
I did the same thing you did in the beginning of the vid 3 min ago, and I got your recommendation on home page
your way of fixing hostage game mode should be what valve should do. get the hostage, a locked area for CT should open nearby for extraction. And maybe mix in the multi spawn point system but randomized. these 2 systems could fix hostage once'n'for all
jumping off a cliff through a window is just what this game mode needs to be popular
that fun fact feels like a personal attack
NOOOO PHILIP NOT THE FEET ANALYSIS
One of the hostages looks like the woman on the cover of a PVRIS album and i can't unsee it
"Maybe it's a second, smaller mouth"
Suddenly I'm very scared...
6:23
"Maybe it isn't an eye anymore; Maybe its a second smaller mouth."😆
!! where's the lens flare! sick vid as always :)
The thirty five seconds of that one topic was so uncomfortable to watch that I am shocked it was only thirty five seconds long.
This may seem random but the post-box in T spawn is the only thing with slide collision in a counter strike game I can remember. Its not clipped off but they also don't want you standing on it. Weird
I remember how CSGO had these hostage models with the blindfold since the csgo beta. But the funny thing was, that in the beta and even in the 2012 release the hostages followed you like in the previous CS games, what was really funny. I miss, that no one talks about that time (2011-2012). I guess it was 2013 or so, were the hostages were changed to these static participants, which need to be carried. But then I felt that the achievements to rescue 100 or 500 hostages got harder just by that update. (bc before each of the 4 hostages were counted for the achievement) I have to admit, that I did not play anymore the hostage mode cs_* since this update. Not that I don't like it, but I think it made the mode harder for sure.
the video was so good i felt 3kliks coming inside my pc
I‘ve heard that the Community really needs to get a even closer look at the hostages feet. Maybe how the lighting reacts to it or how the game Performance is influenced by it. A polygon count would also be nice. That’s just what i‘ve heard the Community wanted to See. I dont really Know why they want to see all this, but i guess it makes sense?
This title was WILD considering I thought it was gonna be about real life hostages for a second like "DAMN."