The Most Pitiful Hostages

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  • @polar-star64
    @polar-star64 Рік тому +3775

    Thank you for the foot fetish information and statistics, Philip.

  • @ZekeFreek
    @ZekeFreek Рік тому +1581

    I hope they add atleast a breathing animation, it's very weird that they're just there like statues.

    • @elf3460
      @elf3460 Рік тому +179

      They have no animation at all. But data miners find unused set of hostage animation. They are probably going to add it in nearest update.

    •  Рік тому +29

      It’s not finished yet.

    • @bogdanboca07
      @bogdanboca07 Рік тому +10

      you know it didnt even relaesed yet? be patient my friend..

    • @Likexner
      @Likexner Рік тому +5

      Ok but why do the breathing animations always have to be so overexaggerated? Nobody actually moves as much or as fast as videogame characters just by breathing.

    • @hpp676
      @hpp676 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Likexner They are overexaggerated because real life breathing is so subtle that in game you won't even notice it, so it would be pointless for the animator to animate something you won't even realize is there.

  • @SeazonHDx
    @SeazonHDx Рік тому +966

    We are the most pitiful hostages just give us CS2 already

    • @SubhashishPradhan
      @SubhashishPradhan Рік тому +33

      Linux and Mac players are the most pitiful hostages. We don't even know if we will get CS2.

    • @TheXppp1
      @TheXppp1 Рік тому +46

      Linux most definitely will be getting CS2, valve supports it a lot

    • @thrownsofaraway9978
      @thrownsofaraway9978 Рік тому +11

      @@TheXppp1 And Mac is the worst for game support anyway about it so I feel no pity for them. Mac users have known for well over a decade that Mac isn't it so they could have easily moved on. Linux users just need a second drive with a windows install and they can just switch over if they want to play CSGO and a large chunk of Linux users already do that since Linux doesn't get native support across a wide variety of games and software.

    • @freezy2755
      @freezy2755 Рік тому

      @@thrownsofaraway9978 some people cant afford a seperate pc for gaming and already have console

    • @Bozebo
      @Bozebo Рік тому +11

      @@freezy2755 If they're a mac user that's their decision with spending specifically so fair enough.

  • @bennnoboyo5238
    @bennnoboyo5238 Рік тому +3516

    “I’m not racist, BUT-“ - Philip, 2023

    • @peneIoP
      @peneIoP Рік тому +114

      Its pretty much required to say that in 2023, especially if you put the black guy in last place

    • @0ceanCS
      @0ceanCS Рік тому +115

      @@peneIoPI think they didn’t have the black man injured because they didn’t want anyone saying anything about racism

    • @3axapTv
      @3axapTv Рік тому +206

      ​@@0ceanCSI will say that it's racist. Every hostage must be treated equally.

    • @Watburnt
      @Watburnt Рік тому +8

      ​@@peneIoPHe's also at the top of the list if you look at it as who had the least suffering

    • @peneIoP
      @peneIoP Рік тому +3

      @@Watburnt Tru

  • @Grrt
    @Grrt Рік тому +831

    Far more foot shots than i needed today, thanks Philip!

  • @employee472
    @employee472 Рік тому +767

    I like the glasses guy the best. Something about him just feels so real, and having the glasses and the frame be off his face a bit adds so much silent backstory to him, along with his haunting expression. Idk I feel like the design has been thought out really well for him

    • @davidgjam7600
      @davidgjam7600 Рік тому +19

      He looks like Simon Ostrovsky from Vice News, who literally got kidnapped and held hostage

    • @shy-watcher
      @shy-watcher Рік тому +16

      Except real glasses don't really break like this. Valve plz fix.

    • @107zxz3
      @107zxz3 Рік тому +1

      He looks a bit like dwight from dbd

    • @cubirk
      @cubirk Рік тому +3

      Poor kliner

    • @emulatorisland7417
      @emulatorisland7417 Рік тому +1

      Yeah his story def has to be about being a journalist taken hostage by the terrorists.

  • @EnoEtukeno
    @EnoEtukeno Рік тому +154

    Condition Zero's hostages added a lot of factors into the mode and almost deserve their own video. In addition to trying to sneak out, they would:
    -Head back towards their original positions if aimed at after sneaking out or if the CTs rescuing them got killed
    -Audibly call out and wave at CTs when spotting them, which could be beneficial to both teams
    -Yell out warnings to CTs if there were terrorists in their line of sight, both when first spotting CTs and during the rescue. When you'd get to them, instead of going "over here" and waving, they'd snitch Ts out by saying something like "LOOK OUT!" and cowering instead of waving.
    -Have different voice lines when contacting them if they had seen Ts recently
    -(Attempt to) run from HE grenades, get blinded by flashbangs and cough in smoke grenades
    -Occasionally panic near gunfights if CTs were not leading them, making them run off or cower in a corner
    -Be interactable from a distance, so you could tell them to follow you or stay put from afar
    -Jump and crouch, so they'd navigate maps a lot better
    -Be more talkative in general. They'd try to talk down terrorists from the fight, react to round ends with lines depending on how the round's resolved, have lines if the rescue took too long, be relieved when seeing the rescue zone and such
    While they'd never fit a modern, competitive CS, I thought they were one of the coolest changes to CZ.

    • @aeronautisch
      @aeronautisch Рік тому +6

      Well said! I totally forgot about all of this!

    • @Robciomixxnfs
      @Robciomixxnfs Рік тому +7

      Oh, it's finally over!

    • @alface935
      @alface935 Рік тому +6

      They sound so cool now I want to play Hostage Rescue on Counter Strike Condition Zero

    • @Dorraj
      @Dorraj Рік тому +14

      I can see why "competitive" people would hate that, since it's an AI that adds uncontrollable factors, but since most people don't care about hostage anymore, I'm not sure why they wouldn't add cool features like this to it now. These all sound super cool!

    • @alface935
      @alface935 Рік тому +3

      @@Dorraj True Hostage has been abandoned in the Competitive scene since idk CS S maybe...?
      so putting more uncontrollable factors into Hostage will not make a difference since the only Players playing Hostage today are most if not all Casual Players

  • @YoYoBobbyJoe
    @YoYoBobbyJoe Рік тому +127

    "This guy has taken a royal pounding" (cuts to back view) "in possibly more than one way" 💀💀💀

  • @madmanmapper
    @madmanmapper Рік тому +120

    I actually quite liked the CZ hostages. It was really cool that Ritual/Turtle Rock wanted to try something new and interesting. Hostages that would try to escape on their own, and they even responded to you like they were scared. That was WAY cooler than carrying a silent, lifeless corpse around.

    • @AlphaGarg
      @AlphaGarg Рік тому +17

      Agreed. They were never annoying to me, or my friends. Rather chaotic, but somewhat predictably so, and they added another layer of depth to guarding the hostages, as if you didn't watch a certain route, they could just.. run away.

    • @kenjamago3977
      @kenjamago3977 Рік тому +11

      oh and they also react differently according to your current faction. They'll try to meekly obey their captors if you're a Terrorist (i'm sorry okay, please don't hurt me, it's not too late to surrender) or extaticly waiting for you to save them as a CTs (hey!, over here, help me!, are you gonna try to save us?) but in turn they could also gave away your position if you're going for a sneaky methods.

  • @擻
    @擻 Рік тому +240

    this is the kind of stuff I wanna watch at 4am, thanks Philip

  • @x5566asd
    @x5566asd Рік тому +47

    1:44 more variety, when we forget there were office worker hostages in CSGO until they were removed

  • @NigelMelanisticSmith
    @NigelMelanisticSmith Рік тому +162

    "Pounding in more than one way" came out of left field lol 6:27

    • @infradragon
      @infradragon Рік тому +3

      fr

    • @dayne6475
      @dayne6475 Рік тому +1

      I laughed so I had to pause the video cause I did not expect that from philip lol

    • @OfflineOffie
      @OfflineOffie Рік тому +2

      With the camera angle change too

    • @dj-murlock
      @dj-murlock Рік тому

      Would someone be so kind to clear up what he meant by this because I'm absolutely lost here

    • @dayne6475
      @dayne6475 Рік тому

      @@dj-murlock sex up the bum

  • @dekoshii
    @dekoshii Рік тому +811

    Why would they make a separate female model with such detailed feet in a game where you cant even lie down in the floor to see it.
    Clearly Valve knows about that chart, there's something for everyone in Counter-Strike 2.
    I feel satisfied, thanks Valve.

    • @proosee
      @proosee Рік тому +53

      You need a friend to hold her for you...

    • @odddellarobbia4
      @odddellarobbia4 Рік тому +9

      a 'niche'

    • @Hyju_
      @Hyju_ Рік тому +4

      Remember, you can always view the model in model maker

    • @edwardrocca
      @edwardrocca Рік тому +67

      I think we found the 1 in 7 here haha

    • @cundan0484
      @cundan0484 Рік тому +29

      Developers no longer ignore the chart lol... look at street fighter juri... they know what they are doing

  • @Tasoittaja
    @Tasoittaja Рік тому +20

    "What is my purpose in life?"
    "You're going to be a hostage in casual mode!"
    "NOOOOooo!!"

  • @bermuda333
    @bermuda333 Рік тому +241

    Funny thing is that despite CS2 being so modernized in terms of maps and models, duct tape over somebody's mouth doesn't actually work that well

    • @cosy_sweater
      @cosy_sweater Рік тому +9

      *at all

    • @EnricoUniverse
      @EnricoUniverse Рік тому +46

      the fuck does the modernity of the maps have to do with that

    • @geekay99
      @geekay99 Рік тому +19

      Neither does putting spray paint on your magazine once you have to reload, but that doesn't stop every CSGO skin ever.

    • @bermuda333
      @bermuda333 Рік тому

      @@EnricoUniverse models are in the maps dumbfuck

    • @tirawoo
      @tirawoo Рік тому +2

      @@geekay99do they not spray camo on guns irl

  • @rEd1337
    @rEd1337 Рік тому +79

    They look weird. They really need some kind of animation... like this - they are like static props on the map.
    Imagine if they would follow the movement of CTs with their head or maybe they would mumble for help when a CT is close; but only if the CTs didn't buy the defuse kit. Otherwise; with defuse kit, the hostages would remain silent, but still would have some sort of lively animation.

    • @cundan0484
      @cundan0484 Рік тому +22

      The 3D models have soul but animations are needed to give them life

    • @its_fabled
      @its_fabled Рік тому +6

      Cool idea with the defuse kit actually

  • @gosoccerboy5
    @gosoccerboy5 Рік тому +84

    I feel bad for all of them... they look so sad :(

    • @StrikeWarlock
      @StrikeWarlock Рік тому +1

      Give it a few hours, Stockholm Syndrome will kick in soon...

  • @duncandalafu4051
    @duncandalafu4051 Рік тому +8

    "he isn't crying. He's not grimacing like that other guy. he's past all that. He doesn't even look sad anymore. He's just... there." - Coldest line ever

  • @RagnaroekChaos
    @RagnaroekChaos Рік тому +17

    3:00 FOR FREE?

  • @agamingdog
    @agamingdog Рік тому +29

    in this house we cherish and respect the cs hostages

  • @TotalNonsense-
    @TotalNonsense- Рік тому +1

    I love how the thumbnail is like a "it's over" wojak compilation

  • @TheInfamousCloaker
    @TheInfamousCloaker Рік тому +196

    Next on the in depth lore of the hostages, that they were never canonically rescued because no one plays hostage mode any more.
    Edit: I know people are going to say that people play Hostage in casual, but if we take the "canon" matches of CS to only be Esport matches (Especially ones that add new stuff to maps) then no one ever played Hostage and the hostages were never canonically rescued in CS:GO

    • @WatcherKoops4677
      @WatcherKoops4677 Рік тому +23

      hostage >> lame ass bomb comp, esport ready-made mode

    • @babaloons4887
      @babaloons4887 Рік тому +3

      When i played casual hostage was alive and i would have fun playing italy on it

    • @mousiedung
      @mousiedung Рік тому

      I play casual hostages exclusively cause those are the only maps my shitty PC and latin american internet can handle. Lots of players there.

    • @FLy1nRabBit
      @FLy1nRabBit Рік тому +9

      Good good, the plebs don’t know about the underground office fight clubs.

    • @thearizonaranger7376
      @thearizonaranger7376 Рік тому

      I always wonder what would make hostage mode more fun. Maybe the hostages are at CT spawn, CTs must take them to an extraction site, then defend the site for 45 seconds while the helicopter comes? But then it seems too similar to defuse...

  • @derpycat9347
    @derpycat9347 Рік тому +55

    The hostages aren't tall in cs 1.6, it is the player being short.

    • @hohohodrigues
      @hohohodrigues Рік тому

      was the camera closer to the gun then?

    • @queuedjar4578
      @queuedjar4578 Рік тому +51

      the average cs player model is like half the size of a door, which means they're around 4 feet tall, and run at about 20 miles per hour. Counter-Strike characters are in gremlin mode

    • @dk1480
      @dk1480 Рік тому +1

      @@queuedjar4578 the world is bigger in source to avoid triggering claustrophobia, even bigger in gldsrc

    • @sergeydoronin1579
      @sergeydoronin1579 Рік тому

      ​@@queuedjar4578 In many if not most games the doors are super big.

    • @Zzannez
      @Zzannez Рік тому +5

      @@queuedjar4578 the average cs player*
      there, fixed it for you

  • @maxhoe
    @maxhoe Рік тому +21

    I honestly think, the hostages should have themes based on the maps their in. It doesn't make a lot of sense if you're playing office and the hostages are just dressed like prisoners, etc.

    • @arandompasserby7940
      @arandompasserby7940 Рік тому +5

      I honestly think that's a great concept. That and, AT BARE MINIMUM, breathing/idle animations.

    • @WeedCop
      @WeedCop Рік тому +6

      I never understood why the hostages were dressed like prisoners. If they are prisoners that are important enough to be targeted by international terrorists, they themselves are terrorists, so shouldnt the CTs be defending them from getting rescued by Ts

    • @gui18bif
      @gui18bif Рік тому +1

      Or black hostages in Italy.

    • @Sickcrazyneet
      @Sickcrazyneet Рік тому

      ​@@gui18bif there are black people living in Italy in real life

    • @_mazarico_
      @_mazarico_ Рік тому +1

      In earlier versions of CS:GO, where the hostages had AI similar to CS:Source, they in did in fact wear office attire when in Office. Valve changed them to prison outfits for what I assume was for visibility purposes (orange suits are easier to spot quickly than grey office clothing). Still kind of a lame change given no one plays Office for hostage rescue.

  • @prec1sion548
    @prec1sion548 Рік тому +3

    Thank you for the in-depth foot research, Philip! It truly elevated this video.

  • @UsernameDoesntCare
    @UsernameDoesntCare Рік тому +2

    something about hearing the hostages breathe into your ears obnoxiously is really funny to me

  • @hxgonic
    @hxgonic Рік тому +14

    3:38 “I’m not racist.. BUT”

  • @FzrCS
    @FzrCS Рік тому +19

    This is such a good video. You highlight all the new changes whilst also turning it in a funny story😂amazing content as always philip

  • @Daaninator
    @Daaninator Рік тому +5

    love the feet details 🤤

  • @muraxez3162
    @muraxez3162 Рік тому +2

    God, I LOVE that you put your own amazing tracks on top of the video! It's making all videos even more engaging

    • @alex_9962
      @alex_9962 Рік тому

      What’s the song at 1:50?

  • @BertieJasokie
    @BertieJasokie Рік тому +4

    6:28, "took a royal pounding in possibly more than one way.." - 3klikphilip 2023

  • @N0tiK
    @N0tiK Рік тому +2

    "This guy has taken a royal pounding and possibly more than one way"
    me: hmmm..

  • @cundan0484
    @cundan0484 Рік тому +13

    I think the 3D artist at Valve is a 1 in a 7 person... Btw if you are reading this you did an amazing job! You gave them soul with the facial expressions

    • @arandompasserby7940
      @arandompasserby7940 Рік тому +3

      Honestly, as realistic as digital human characters have gotten, feet are still a difficult thing to recreate and make look decent - so whoever it is, give 'em some credit for trying to forge new ground here! 😁

  • @ChriDlmhdh-pq9nh
    @ChriDlmhdh-pq9nh Рік тому +1

    The ducked taped dude had his tongue cut out

  • @jojotoofor9eight766
    @jojotoofor9eight766 Рік тому +9

    3:10
    It seems as if 12,714.3 people have foot fetishes.

    • @gman_4815
      @gman_4815 4 місяці тому

      .3 of human is sayin hi

  • @CastledCard
    @CastledCard Рік тому +6

    That hostage model gonna make the community act up

  • @christianhorvath791
    @christianhorvath791 Рік тому +17

    Wow those feet models are looking sharp.

    • @nodraw_
      @nodraw_ Рік тому +6

      Boys, we found the 1/7 person

    • @arandompasserby7940
      @arandompasserby7940 Рік тому +3

      @@nodraw_ Think of it this way: From a purely graphical/artistic standpoint, feet are some of the most difficult parts of the human anatomy to draw and render, due to their unique structure. While the fidelity of digitally created humans has advanced tremendously, that part usually remains lacking, either due to polygon limits or lack of caring.
      So, in much the same way boobs have gone from PS1 Lara Croft's triangle pyramids to fully rendered with jiggle physics, it's nice to see feet finally go from square blocks to detailed and actually human-like ... even if took twice as long to happen.

  • @loosemoose5217
    @loosemoose5217 Рік тому +4

    4:56 such a tiny detail that bothers me that isnt correct, his broken glasses, thats not how glasses break, modern glasses arent actually glass, they are a form of plastic, the lenses wouldnt shatter like that, they would crack and such but idk how to describe it but it wouldnt shatter like that

  • @blocky_luke
    @blocky_luke Рік тому +1

    I thought the thumbnail was a meme with an edit of real people looking like hostages, i guess source 2 is just that good

  • @DistilledGuava
    @DistilledGuava Рік тому +1

    Thank you for showing the hostages in CSCZ, that's all I ever wanted from you.

  • @SamCyanide
    @SamCyanide Рік тому +1

    3:53 holy shit, i remember that book on the grand canyon fron when i was a kid, id always put the back cover facing down so the skull wouldnt be visible

  • @DariusDRB
    @DariusDRB Рік тому +2

    The sound from cs 1.6 hits me hard

  • @lydonjr__
    @lydonjr__ Рік тому +32

    Thank you Philip. Brilliant analysis. I wonder if the male models technically have cleaner feet if they share the same dirt textures as the female. Same dirt over a larger surface area may reveal a dirtier female foot.

    • @Gractus
      @Gractus Рік тому +60

      You're the one in seven aren't you?

    • @vibaj16
      @vibaj16 Рік тому +1

      how dirty something is normally refers to dirt per area, so it would be the same dirtiness

    • @frankejk
      @frankejk Рік тому +8

      I get having a foot fetish but liking dirty feet is something I will never understand, it’s just disgusting to look at

    • @astr0nik1.65
      @astr0nik1.65 Рік тому +1

      @@frankejk well... it's like when people like hairy... u know. Here the same thing.

  • @Мирич-з4е
    @Мирич-з4е Рік тому +4

    0:13 They are not 7ft. The eye camera was put in the chest instead of the head of the player. That why they appear taller than you.

  • @kristianstoyanov6149
    @kristianstoyanov6149 Рік тому +1

    Nice video Philip. Never thought much about the NPCs, and here you've made something of a short story that was nice to watch. Great ending too. Hope you are doing well and take care.

  • @IvanGoughYT
    @IvanGoughYT Рік тому +1

    4:12 To be fair, that is a terrible effort, Phillip.

  • @0dWHOHWb0
    @0dWHOHWb0 Рік тому +1

    3:10 "Get this video's viewcount, divide it by 7 and post it in this video's comment section"
    Nice try, philip, but you're not tricking me into giving your video engagement that easily

    • @luxor4804
      @luxor4804 Рік тому

      glad you commented your feelings

  • @Veptis
    @Veptis Рік тому +8

    There is like 5 different spawning spots.... Yet you get a pair at random and then play 15 rounds like that.

  • @standardaccountenjoyer2826
    @standardaccountenjoyer2826 Рік тому +2

    357 foot enjoyers so far mr phillip

  • @a97civic20
    @a97civic20 Рік тому

    6:27 "This guy has taken a royal pounding, in possibly in more than one way" almost slipped by me

  • @Sanguinaryyy
    @Sanguinaryyy Рік тому +5

    Ending got real dark.
    But thank you for fueling my foot fetish at 4am, Philip!

  • @thomasanthonydavis3813
    @thomasanthonydavis3813 Рік тому

    Did NOT expect to see “Over The Edge: Death in the Grand Canyon” in a 3Kliks video! Time to dig out my copy from my trip there over a decade ago.
    You never fail to surprise me, Philip

  • @formerlymax
    @formerlymax Рік тому

    the annunciation on "duct taped" being extra clear is not unnoticed. I appreciate that.

  • @kolper6799
    @kolper6799 Рік тому +4

    As office main Id like valve to add some poses variety to these hostages for more context based placement. Like leaning onto walls or in some uncomfortable position like if they were punished for disobedience or for sake of keeping them passive for longer. Maybe they could go all possum and pretend to die.

  • @buddyisbored2355
    @buddyisbored2355 Рік тому +6

    we're up to 1000 fetishists and counting philip

  • @adashshmulc463
    @adashshmulc463 Рік тому +2

    the devs posted on twitter that the black guy's mouth is duct taped because he was shouting 'IM CLAUSTROPHOBIC'

  • @musicjax
    @musicjax Рік тому +3

    interesting how there's a whole chapter just for feet

  • @TheMainGuyL
    @TheMainGuyL Рік тому +3

    god this video is full of good quotes

  • @therealmido.
    @therealmido. Рік тому +1

    You know its a great day when philip posts.

  • @SethThrow
    @SethThrow Рік тому +1

    NOOOO PHILIP NOT THE FEET ANALYSIS

  • @J3rrytheJ0ker
    @J3rrytheJ0ker Рік тому

    the video i was waiting for when i saw the update. thank you

  • @justine.5776
    @justine.5776 Рік тому +1

    maybe some casual outfits can be more realistic rather than wearing them an orange suit, they always look like a prisoner even when they're not. i prefer more of a random outfits rather than those repetitive orange ones.

  • @jerichohasfun
    @jerichohasfun Рік тому +4

    I would not have guessed 1 in 7 is the ratio for foot fetish. I would have guessed 1 in 15 or higher.

  • @riyvk
    @riyvk Рік тому +4

    im worried for you sometimes philip

  • @aidarosullivan5269
    @aidarosullivan5269 Рік тому +2

    Some people watching this vid: Wait, there are hostages in this game????

  • @ChrisBrown-ir6sf
    @ChrisBrown-ir6sf Рік тому +3

    I cant Beathe ( goerge floyd ) reference in the Black Hostage.

  • @factoryof3981
    @factoryof3981 Рік тому +2

    ackhtually ☝🤓 CS:GO at first didn't have the sitting type hostages, but the same dumb running ones.

  • @hamstersmash
    @hamstersmash Рік тому +3

    i love your humor

  • @Sopherian
    @Sopherian Рік тому +1

    Why do the hostages look better than the agents!

  • @locomotivefaox
    @locomotivefaox Рік тому +1

    I’m very drunk rn and this was funnier than it deserves to be thank you Philip

  • @mikeman232
    @mikeman232 Рік тому +10

    I wonder if they're motionless on purpose for "competitive reasons" or if it's just placeholder for the beta...
    Would be (not) nice to see them move around, having itches being unable to be itched, and head twitching due to trauma, and maybe sometimes dozing off, leaning a bit more back to sleep due to many sleepless nights.
    Sky's the limit (not anymore since we don't need the Skybox tool texture) with depicting how cruel the Terrorists were to these poor people, but maybe I'm looking for too much detail that it might make a few uncomfortable...
    If they're trying to be hyper realistic with graphics and the setting, then you have to depict the darker parts of the implicated situations we play in.

    • @spoono
      @spoono Рік тому +4

      I think them dozing off and instantly waking up would be a great touch lmfao

  • @dapanda2068
    @dapanda2068 Рік тому

    Thank you Phillip for the great question

  • @DTDSasquatch
    @DTDSasquatch Рік тому +2

    @3:38 - "I'm not racist, but..." -3kliksphilip, 2023

  • @mechemix
    @mechemix Рік тому

    thanks for re-upload bro

  • @CatsT.M
    @CatsT.M Рік тому +3

    1:15
    One might say you are sworn to carry the burdens...

  • @HumanBeanOfficial
    @HumanBeanOfficial Рік тому +3

    just a heads up- the whole script comes up in the captions at the very start of the video, then there are no captions for the rest.

    • @riplumi
      @riplumi Рік тому +1

      think that’s a bug if the captions try to auto-translate from one dialect to another. it you select english (uk) it should work

  • @A-Random-Guy
    @A-Random-Guy Рік тому

    The subtitle at the beginning is truly one of the Kliksphilip moments of all time

  • @Kreuzrippengewoelbe
    @Kreuzrippengewoelbe Рік тому +1

    philip showing his psychopathic behaviour once more

  • @jorge69696
    @jorge69696 Рік тому

    Nice color harmony on the thumbnail. Deep purple of the background with the warm oranges of the hostages. 👌

  • @elliejohnson2786
    @elliejohnson2786 Рік тому +2

    1:05 "You could save some of them, and kill the rest and still win the round"
    This is how it worked in CS1.6, but you seemed to talk about 1.6 as if that wasn't the case.

  • @EllieVaricuber
    @EllieVaricuber Рік тому +1

    that fun fact feels like a personal attack

  • @pugz__
    @pugz__ Рік тому +1

    imagine if it is the left 4 dead 3 survivors

  • @ASlickNamedPimpback
    @ASlickNamedPimpback Рік тому +3

    love the models and their feet, thanks phillip

  • @Cyrex64
    @Cyrex64 Рік тому

    "This guy has taken a royal pounding in possibly more than one way."
    *Points camera at the back

  • @swapbriarASMR
    @swapbriarASMR Рік тому +4

    As of now, 15K viewers which is approximately 2K feet enjoyers. If we assume that all of them, and only them, have been liking the video, we can see the likes are dangerously close to the number (1.7K as of now). Scary stuff. I'm afraid the awakening had happened quite a long time ago :)

  • @Soldier3856
    @Soldier3856 Рік тому +5

    I think you missed the opportunity to showcase hostages fron Condition Zero Deleted Scenes. Yeah, they may be just reskinned scientists from Half-Life, but you do escort them to rescue zone, just like CS hostages, so they *are* hostages. And they have a great variety, which depends on the mission, that I personally find pretty neat :)

  • @aeronautisch
    @aeronautisch Рік тому +2

    6:32 kinda looks like philip in his banner

  • @Yourlocalwordrobe
    @Yourlocalwordrobe Рік тому +1

    I dont even play Counter Strike and i still watch his vids

  • @OzuXxPlays
    @OzuXxPlays Рік тому +3

    0:24 love the way that he says: they was such pussyes xdd

  • @arnob1711
    @arnob1711 Рік тому +2

    21,448... I don't know what to do with this information

  • @TriggerzConnors
    @TriggerzConnors Рік тому +1

    Impossible, this thumbnail has no lens flare

  • @ivanoznerola
    @ivanoznerola Рік тому +2

    Pity to the hostages, atleast they have seniors on one of them

  • @danielpreston89
    @danielpreston89 Рік тому

    6:23
    "Maybe it isn't an eye anymore; Maybe its a second smaller mouth."😆

  • @t4vs
    @t4vs Рік тому

    “don’t leave me…”

  • @christiangrey3645
    @christiangrey3645 Рік тому +1

    I'm just thankful they are actually male and female.

  • @StyxDescension
    @StyxDescension Рік тому

    The mascara detail is actually so good what the hell

  • @Malxer
    @Malxer Рік тому +4

    Finally some visual appealing rework to the hostage models
    Hopefuly they will add custom voicelines to them as well.
    It's off that they still sound the same and that the female version has the same male scream.
    Here's to the future. Hopefully they will remaster default T and CT agents as well. Cant wait to see the Separatists and the GIGN

  • @CreativeUsernameHere-r1k
    @CreativeUsernameHere-r1k Рік тому +4

    Maybe subtle animation for being alive/turning their heads randomly would be nice... I'd say make them a proximity sensor buuut yeah shadows and what not already make it not competititve enough to some...

  • @mikeyX101
    @mikeyX101 Рік тому

    This episode is UNHINGED.

  • @danielsgrunge
    @danielsgrunge Рік тому +1

    5 years from now I'd love to see stats of hostage models rescued
    I bet the woman will get a higher % of successful rescues