How to Play the Grob (And Other Bad Openings) in 3 minutes

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  • Опубліковано 24 вер 2024
  • You've seen the cool kids play it, and now it's your turn. This video contains all you need to get started playing the Grob in blitz.

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  • @markrobs2954
    @markrobs2954 5 років тому +568

    Instructions unclear. Played this opening vs a 2350 in a classical time control and was kicked out of my chess club. ={

    • @danielashman1753
      @danielashman1753 3 роки тому +19

      lmao seriously? why were you kicked out?

    • @WHOARETHEPATRIOTS475
      @WHOARETHEPATRIOTS475 3 роки тому +40

      @@danielashman1753 I'm guessing their club wanted highly experienced players that love the game as much as they do and wasn't exactly a place where much weaker players could just casually stroll in to learn a few moves and chess theory

    • @AAA99953
      @AAA99953 Рік тому +8

      @@danielashman1753 Because they have no fun ?

    • @derkommissar4986
      @derkommissar4986 11 місяців тому

      ​@@AAA99953very weird, Micheal Basman and Henri Grob were IM's that explored these unconventional openings and had fun.

  • @loganmyers1489
    @loganmyers1489 Рік тому +267

    "Do not use the Grob as your main opening. It is a surprise. It is not. Your main. Opening."
    Instructions unclear, made the Grob my main opening.

    • @Otamatone69
      @Otamatone69 Рік тому +6

      Eh close enough, pretty sure that’s what he was asking of you

  • @scottski51
    @scottski51 3 роки тому +113

    I LOVE playing the Grob! About 50/50 with it. It's different, crazy and every game or two... my opponent (1200-1400 generally) loses a rook early!! Great for recreational games with friends.

  • @hideous_taco_michael_zacki
    @hideous_taco_michael_zacki Рік тому +54

    Fun fact: in russian language the word "grob"(гроб) means "casket" or "coffin". So basically for them it sounds like "casket opening" and a person who plays it is like some kind of undertaker who buries his opponent alive.

    • @brendangilbert3283
      @brendangilbert3283 Рік тому +13

      Could it mean that the person using the grob is digging their own grave?

    • @em_the_bee
      @em_the_bee Рік тому

      @@brendangilbert3283 or that, yes

  • @RecordedSpace0880
    @RecordedSpace0880 Рік тому +10

    Instructions unclear, played grob, opponent responded with grob, I responded with grob, they responded with grob, I am trapped in the grob cycle there is only one step and it is grob.

  • @vincentparra349
    @vincentparra349 5 років тому +69

    This is some of the best humor I've come across. This is a wonderful video.

  • @AbsinthedeLaRochefoucauld
    @AbsinthedeLaRochefoucauld 5 років тому +39

    PLEASE UPLOAD MORE YOU'RE THE BEST CHESS UA-camR

  • @bers31
    @bers31 Рік тому +10

    Гроб не щадит не кого!

  • @someguyontheinternet7628
    @someguyontheinternet7628 Рік тому +22

    I'm about an 1800 player with the GROB, a 1,000 player with black making me a solid 1400 player. The GROB is incredible.

    • @Q-hv2cb
      @Q-hv2cb Рік тому

      I'm 1500 rapid on cc and Game review often estimates my opponent below 1000 elo😂
      I only get crushed, when my opponent plays the Caro Kann against my Grob. I don't know how to deal with closed positions.

  • @DrEru
    @DrEru 5 років тому +26

    I just want to be just enough good in chess to play stupid openings and then Rekt my opponents to tilt them more

    • @epicab2456
      @epicab2456 3 роки тому +2

      Uhm.... Actually I has been doing it for like past 6 months now no wonder I never went above 1300 ._.

  • @MANIRES
    @MANIRES 5 років тому +11

    how did i just find this channel this is GOLD

  • @Forvennm
    @Forvennm Рік тому +4

    My opponent has also watched this video.

  • @promitbanerjee1350
    @promitbanerjee1350 4 роки тому +45

    I just binge watched all of your content and it's just too good. You should make more videos. Who goes to Ben finegold anymore for snarky chess related humour anymore lol. Waiting for the next video

  • @micahwright5901
    @micahwright5901 3 роки тому +9

    Is it cool that I developed my own grob without even knowing it was an actual thing? I just figured people aren’t ready to pay attention to their rooks that early and they don’t defend properly. Problem is, it’s really easy to lose your own rook too if you don’t set it up properly.
    Yeah, this opening is disgusting, but it’s amazingly disgusting.

  • @fluffyplayery3017
    @fluffyplayery3017 3 роки тому +10

    Me: plays grob
    Opponent: doesn't play D5
    Me: *guess I'll die*

  • @myhatisonfire
    @myhatisonfire 5 років тому +5

    Now this is the quality content chess should be about

  • @dbenson3114
    @dbenson3114 Рік тому +2

    LOVE playing the Grob!! GOOD VIDEO

  • @ericchiu6653
    @ericchiu6653 5 років тому +11

    *THIS IS THE BEST*

  • @darksideofdonny
    @darksideofdonny 5 років тому +7

    I love your videos, please make more.

  • @Twas-RightHere
    @Twas-RightHere 5 років тому +1

    In before 500 subs! Just wanna make sure that's clear before this channel blows up to 100k subs. :P

  • @joshuahettinger9287
    @joshuahettinger9287 11 місяців тому

    grobbing is one of life's purest joys

  • @murattuna3524
    @murattuna3524 Рік тому +1

    Basman smiles from heavens.

  • @thewavefunction7611
    @thewavefunction7611 5 років тому +6

    How do you not have 1mil subs already?

    • @benschess
      @benschess  5 років тому +17

      Because I upload with the consistency of a schizophrenic hermit.

  • @prysrek8858
    @prysrek8858 Рік тому +2

    Started playing chess first time 6 months ago and the Grob is the only opening I've played ever since.
    I have 70% win rate with it on cc and am currently 1438 elo rapid. I just struggle with closed positions, when my opponent declines my Grob gambit with a modern defense.

  • @yavuzyuksel6599
    @yavuzyuksel6599 5 років тому +8

    AHAHAHA I'm so glad I clicked on this!

  • @XMessyX5916
    @XMessyX5916 Рік тому +1

    I just had someone play this in a 10 minute rapid and was so confused i mirrored him on the other side of the board, think I confused him more than he confused me.

  • @ijemand5672
    @ijemand5672 Рік тому

    Thanks for this video! I've learned the Grob and successfully lost 200 Elo

  • @broccolionswag
    @broccolionswag Рік тому +1

    i love grob for some reason it makes my pawn structure better

  • @user-MetalAngel
    @user-MetalAngel 2 місяці тому

    I won more games with the Grob Gambit Accepted than any other opening. Yet, people who were most likely crushed by it, are hell-bent on a campaign to refute it. It's hilarious!

  • @9tales9f
    @9tales9f Рік тому +2

    I literally won with pawn checkmate with the grub/bongcloud hybird opening

  • @sifatullahkhaan
    @sifatullahkhaan 11 місяців тому

    Brooo, you are the biggest competitor of gotham chess😂😂

  • @JJ-sq1fv
    @JJ-sq1fv Рік тому +1

    I used to use a variation of the grob as my main opening. I would play: G4, H3, bG2, and then D4. It was terrible and almost always worked.

  • @pawn4562
    @pawn4562 2 роки тому +2

    You should do a video on the Alekhine's defence.

  • @tuipaopao
    @tuipaopao 4 роки тому +2

    I have just got the Grob Opening in 10 minute rapid game.
    I Checkmated him in like 40 moves after I obliterated his whole back rank.

  • @ProChargedLS2
    @ProChargedLS2 Рік тому

    I subbed when I saw Simple Jack.

  • @mycockhurts9027
    @mycockhurts9027 5 років тому +4

    ok

  • @polat7795
    @polat7795 3 роки тому +1

    Jokes on you. The only chess theory i know is chess traps

  • @NigelV.Spencer
    @NigelV.Spencer Рік тому +1

    "It is deadly" (dead Lee)

  • @kjrom
    @kjrom 8 місяців тому

    It was my main opening for a few days, but I find to advance a3 and h3 in the first 2 moves much superior now, or the same mirrored when I play black, then follow by b4 or g4 or maybe the knights. It is even more fun than the grob nobody knows what that is by turn 5 you are already in a position that is not in the lichess player databases. I think it is called global opening or something, and the idea is simple don't move your center just attack the wings with pawns. I think the computer rates the global opening as better than the grob, and nobody knows what it is so games become a mess I've had much more success at around the 900-1000 rating than with grob.

  • @tamro9701
    @tamro9701 4 роки тому +2

    come back and spend a lot of time to make me something I can enjoy for about 3 minutes.

  • @kimgkomg
    @kimgkomg Рік тому

    1:31 I love this crusty as shit image that appears for the first Google result on the Grob. Does anyone know where it comes from?

  • @abhisekmohanty4144
    @abhisekmohanty4144 3 роки тому +2

    Make more disgusting opening like grob

  • @NoCokeOnlyIce
    @NoCokeOnlyIce 5 років тому

    I fucking love this channel

  • @simonwinterstein348
    @simonwinterstein348 4 роки тому +1

    Just won two games with that one. Can't be that bad :DDD

  • @Rewdarnurbek
    @Rewdarnurbek 5 місяців тому

    If you play grob you must say "ZADVINUL" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @keithgo9885
    @keithgo9885 Рік тому

    “Simple” killed me 😂😂😂

  • @pphedup
    @pphedup 3 роки тому

    Such a HOWL! THANK you!

  • @noahjacob5552
    @noahjacob5552 3 роки тому

    this is me with the vienna

  • @mrsimh1733
    @mrsimh1733 3 роки тому

    its exatly why i play the grob x)

  • @ralfdsouza-ko7dy
    @ralfdsouza-ko7dy Рік тому

    in my ratings theres not more slow thinkers, sadly, everytime i see weird openings like this, i laugh and win, but i'll teach this one to my wife and see her crush noobs

  • @tomasjosefpiano8902
    @tomasjosefpiano8902 3 роки тому

    What if they reply with E5 tho :(

  • @kobe51
    @kobe51 Рік тому

    That was great!😅

  • @Danaredlp
    @Danaredlp 3 роки тому +1

    Lmfao great video m8

  • @chewycashew4896
    @chewycashew4896 Рік тому

    what happens if they play e5 instead of d5

    • @jangamecuber
      @jangamecuber Рік тому

      You end up with what is known as a bad position

  • @uritibon17
    @uritibon17 Рік тому

    Teaches how to play bad openings without mentioning refutations
    Also - "DONT PLAY THE GROB!!!!"

  • @markrobs2954
    @markrobs2954 4 роки тому

    Posting soon he says

  • @pancake4061
    @pancake4061 Рік тому

    I open by just kinda being silly. I cannot be stopped, because I will stop myself (theory is cringe).

  • @tbglibra6304
    @tbglibra6304 2 роки тому

    shit on sven with this opening

  • @dilyan-2904
    @dilyan-2904 2 роки тому

    Subscribe to learn more about chess? Hah I laughed at that. But enterteinment was good.

  • @zern7617
    @zern7617 Рік тому

    i played the grob and won lmao

  • @TheaPeanut_69old
    @TheaPeanut_69old Рік тому

    100% male viewers? Idc

  • @evilpandakillabzonattkoccu4879

    I Love It! Its exploiting game theory! If used properly, you will be dangerous. Read the art of war, think about it, watch videos about it, then read it again.....now, watch a Ted talks or something equally easy for most (kids) to follow about 'game theory'.....then read the art of war again.
    ....if you still don't get why this opening works, then you probably don't understand when to use it or why....so, at this point: just ask someone to explain it to you.
    .....also, if this post was hard to follow...you're more than welcome to play poker with me any day. 👍 what does poker have to do with this? ....exactly! see you on poker Thursday 😉

  • @poopybutthole4947
    @poopybutthole4947 4 роки тому

    We want more Cmon😍😍