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  • Опубліковано 17 тра 2021
  • Whitney Cummings brings the heat to the Roasts of Joan Rivers, David Hasselhoff and Donald Trump.
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  • @butchreed5764
    @butchreed5764 3 роки тому +288

    “I loved you in the wrestler” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @theman541
      @theman541 2 роки тому +3

      i dont understand 🤱🏻

    • @savage_skirt5386
      @savage_skirt5386 2 роки тому +6

      that was the best one

    • @silvacleo329
      @silvacleo329 2 роки тому +1

      @S R 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @RazvanMihai88
      @RazvanMihai88 2 роки тому +7

      @@theman541 her face looks, like the lead actor, from the movie: The wrestler.

    • @jimbob28642
      @jimbob28642 Рік тому +2

      @@RazvanMihai88 cuz they both have had terrible facelifts done!

  • @thesergiorevengeshow
    @thesergiorevengeshow 2 роки тому +214

    "Hulk - All those Pam jokes Apply to your Daughter" - hilarious, simple, masterful.

    • @garibaldi54
      @garibaldi54 2 роки тому +31

      You can tell he didn't like that.

    • @jimbob28642
      @jimbob28642 Рік тому +13

      @@garibaldi54 thats why he was like "Shall I get her?" and Pam was like "She's not worth it!"

  • @obviouslyPSM
    @obviouslyPSM 2 роки тому +123

    lisa lamponelli just has a great sense of humor i love it

  • @psycho8705
    @psycho8705 3 роки тому +638

    Whitney was such a savage on the roast

    • @HeyMyLifeIsLibby
      @HeyMyLifeIsLibby 3 роки тому +8

      I was NOT expecting her to dig at Brooke like that. 😂😂😂😂

    • @salildeshpande7
      @salildeshpande7 2 роки тому +5

      Got a low bar for humor, huh

    • @stuffy6664
      @stuffy6664 Рік тому +2

      @@salildeshpande7 ahhhhh look at you ur mad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ahhhhh ur mad

    • @salildeshpande7
      @salildeshpande7 Рік тому

      @@stuffy6664 haha, cope

    • @sethzwicker3631
      @sethzwicker3631 Рік тому +1

      They cut out her best Pam joke: "You slept with (bunch of names). Why not just drink a vat of Magic Johnson's blood and get it over with?"

  • @wildtofurkey1013
    @wildtofurkey1013 3 роки тому +579

    Missed the most brutal one that didn't make the cut
    "Pam, you've slept with Brett Michaels, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock. Why don't you save yourself some time and drink a vat of Magic Johnson's blood."

    • @simonsen7621
      @simonsen7621 3 роки тому +25

      One of the best ever.

    • @HeyMyLifeIsLibby
      @HeyMyLifeIsLibby 3 роки тому +17

      I didn’t even know of that one. That is gold. 😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

    • @jacobbonebreak3588
      @jacobbonebreak3588 2 роки тому +3

      hahahah facts

    • @milesbrad9975
      @milesbrad9975 2 роки тому +15

      At the risk of sounding naive, can I ask what that joke meant? I saw the full set (and it was hilarious) but that was the one joke with by far the biggest "oooooh" from the crowd, yet I didn't get it.

    • @josef2861
      @josef2861 2 роки тому +26

      @@milesbrad9975 Aids

  • @gioarcega237
    @gioarcega237 Рік тому +66

    Lisa is such a great sport. Laughs and enjoys at all the jokes thrown her way.

  • @RelentlessOhiox
    @RelentlessOhiox 2 роки тому +317

    "Thank you Whitney for yelling your act to us like always"

  • @stevencrippen6609
    @stevencrippen6609 2 роки тому +1203

    Unlike most of the roasters, she actually wrote her own jokes.

    • @aos5929
      @aos5929 2 роки тому +16

      How do you know she wrote her own jokes?

    • @HeyMyLifeIsLibby
      @HeyMyLifeIsLibby 2 роки тому +103

      @@aos5929 she’s written for and produced several prime time sit coms/specials. Whitney can write.

    • @robmckrobmck5567
      @robmckrobmck5567 2 роки тому +20

      Wrote them down as they were being told to her

    • @robmckrobmck5567
      @robmckrobmck5567 2 роки тому +2

      @@HeyMyLifeIsLibbyshe can write, do a little math... But name one sitcom she developed, created, starred, wrote, that's on TV or was on

    • @BobPagani
      @BobPagani 2 роки тому +48

      @@robmckrobmck5567 Um, Two Broke Girls. She was a co-creator of that.

  • @boredstudent
    @boredstudent 3 роки тому +262

    Whitney Cummings is BRUTAL!! I love her comedy. She holds no prisoners

    • @edistone1111
      @edistone1111 Рік тому +1

      @Ace Hensley must've**. Stay in school.

    • @chrisblanchard3035
      @chrisblanchard3035 Рік тому +2

      Her and nikki my favorites

    • @gmar7836
      @gmar7836 Рік тому +1

      Same with Lisa Lampanelli

    • @gmar7836
      @gmar7836 Рік тому

      @Ace Hensley shut up. No surgery on her. She’s natural.

    • @aelechko
      @aelechko Рік тому +1

      @@edistone1111 ah yes grammar is most important on the comedy section of a grammar video. Whitney just yells and confuses volume for comedy.

  • @veramerlot4111
    @veramerlot4111 3 роки тому +278

    She didn't hold back. She destroyed everyone 👏👏

  • @elvergudo1150
    @elvergudo1150 2 роки тому +273

    if you can make greg giraldo laugh 😂 then you deserve credit, and CUMMINGS DID THAT.
    R.I.P GREG.

  • @chrisspiers6310
    @chrisspiers6310 3 роки тому +241

    Whitney Cummings is hilarious!😂😂😂
    RIP, Joan Rivers and Larry King 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

  • @jennamarie2481
    @jennamarie2481 3 роки тому +373

    I love that she didn't make fun of Anthony, she just used him to make fun of someone else haha

    • @chrismaxwell2274
      @chrismaxwell2274 3 роки тому +27

      She probably knew Anthony would absolutely destroy her.

    • @HeyMyLifeIsLibby
      @HeyMyLifeIsLibby 2 роки тому +9

      The best roasters know their place. 👏👏👏

    • @Seneric
      @Seneric 2 роки тому +17

      Lets be real. Anthony is a monster xD
      Better not to wake the sleeping giant

    • @Jacksabbath44
      @Jacksabbath44 2 роки тому +8

      @@chrismaxwell2274 not really, i think she probably didn't know Anthony was going to appear, as a newcomer he probably was a late addition, they all write the jokes with time (she's one of the few that has told the ones comedy central banned on other media)

    • @kylelenertz5509
      @kylelenertz5509 2 роки тому +13

      They're friends they came up together. Plus Jeselnik is really difficult to roast in general.

  • @jnomoneeey3023
    @jnomoneeey3023 3 роки тому +561

    That larry king joke aged well

  • @HeyMyLifeIsLibby
    @HeyMyLifeIsLibby 3 роки тому +1019

    Whitney does NOT get enough credit in this business.

    • @AR-jr2eo
      @AR-jr2eo 2 роки тому

      So, she’s a woman

    • @dac518
      @dac518 2 роки тому +2

      @@AR-jr2eo she lives in a mansion, and shes not a woman, shes a comedian

    • @subman23
      @subman23 2 роки тому +3

      Comedienne

    • @bobf346
      @bobf346 2 роки тому +34

      She's not that funny 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @rocky13m
      @rocky13m 2 роки тому +23

      She’s not funny at all

  • @woodrobin
    @woodrobin 2 роки тому +926

    It's telling that at the end of most of these she thanks the person being roasted, and at the end of the Trump roast, she thanks the audience.

    • @zeebrown5684
      @zeebrown5684 2 роки тому +22

      LOL. I noticed that too.

    • @vikingsilverspikes5286
      @vikingsilverspikes5286 2 роки тому +17

      Yeah. Telling that she's not funny and has a face for radio. Yelling doesn't equal funny. And she's busted looking

    • @gx2553
      @gx2553 2 роки тому +150

      @@vikingsilverspikes5286 found the trumper

    • @salildeshpande7
      @salildeshpande7 2 роки тому +3

      So brave, and stunning

    • @johndean4727
      @johndean4727 2 роки тому +36

      @@vikingsilverspikes5286 no I’ve met her she’s radiant.

  • @adagiobreeze8493
    @adagiobreeze8493 3 роки тому +108

    There should be one of these for Greg Geraldo and Lisa Lampenelli

    • @jlo4259
      @jlo4259 3 роки тому +6

      Yes they keep adding the same ones. Plus where the Flavo Flav jokes. One of the best roasts!!

    • @Jacksabbath44
      @Jacksabbath44 2 роки тому +4

      Greg Giraldo passed away on 2010, but Lisa is still around, why she has been absent from the most recent ones is a mystery

    • @ASirensFlame
      @ASirensFlame 2 роки тому +3

      @@Jacksabbath44 Lisa retired and is a shell of her former self

    • @johndean4727
      @johndean4727 2 роки тому +1

      @@Jacksabbath44 listen to Whitneys podcast and you can know.

  • @chrisreilly9643
    @chrisreilly9643 2 роки тому +95

    Pamela Anderson: "Oh, NO Mark Walburg..."
    Tommy Lee: "Yeah, he's gross..."

  • @1govguy
    @1govguy 2 роки тому +76

    I don't know how many times i've watched this, but each time I laugh and laugh. Clearly Whitney is one of the finniest comedians i've seen...and her timing and delivery is amazing! I

    • @colevan11
      @colevan11 Рік тому

      @@RA82828 What do you mean?

  • @garyangel3885
    @garyangel3885 2 роки тому +55

    Lisa seems to be the only one who gets these jokes and isn't offended by any of em

  • @LexiSantos
    @LexiSantos 2 роки тому +55

    Pam and Hogan wanted to leave 😂 They got offended 🤣

    • @dicky7600
      @dicky7600 2 роки тому +1

      He was joking basically saying to Pam do you want to get her

    • @JohnDoe-gw9vs
      @JohnDoe-gw9vs 2 роки тому +20

      @@dicky7600 I think Pam was actually offended though

    • @jimbob28642
      @jimbob28642 Рік тому +10

      @@JohnDoe-gw9vs I'm pretty sure I have heard Whitney talk about it at an interview cuz she felt bad because Pam didnt have the wit and couldnt reply cuz shes not a comedian! As in it was unfair!

    • @EricSega-pe8fl
      @EricSega-pe8fl Рік тому

      Hogan and PamDumbSlut just couldn't face the truth that was being said by Whitney.

  • @2013venjix
    @2013venjix 2 роки тому +26

    It was the first time I've heard of Whitney Cummings on the Comedy Central Roast w/ Joan Rivers & she's AWESOME!!

  • @christophercollins3632
    @christophercollins3632 2 роки тому +87

    I kept replaying the quick cut to Snoop laughing after she said he speaks worse English than Marlee Matlin. There’s a man who is laughing for real.

  • @danw1951
    @danw1951 2 роки тому +46

    She tells her jokes so loud you don't need closed captioning.

  • @knowyourdamnrole1
    @knowyourdamnrole1 2 роки тому +13

    That Amzaon joke on Hasselhoff was brutal and brilliant at the same time.

  • @subman23
    @subman23 2 роки тому +89

    And the Aged Wellington Award goes to:
    You running for president is such a publicity stunt

    • @garibaldi54
      @garibaldi54 2 роки тому +3

      It was.

    • @jonathandevereaux298
      @jonathandevereaux298 2 роки тому +1

      @@garibaldi54 all your comments are about Trump, y'all gotta let that envy go.

    • @kellymccain3403
      @kellymccain3403 2 роки тому +7

      @@jonathandevereaux298 ..........It's not envy, it's facts. Everyone knows the guy used the Presidency to try and make more money for his brand. He could care less about the country. If you don't realize that after all this time, you should seriously consider professional help.

    • @The_Real_Mier
      @The_Real_Mier Рік тому

      Everyone knows by now that it actually WAS just a publicly stunt and that all of them were shocked and upset when he won in 2016.
      There are many videos online of ‘team trump’, including the trump family, made on election night when the result was final, where you can see the real horror on their faces and some of them were visibly even very close to tears!
      Sadly he discovered that he could make real cash from it and that the power of the office would protect him from being held responsible for all his criminal actions!

  • @somerandomguy3868
    @somerandomguy3868 3 роки тому +104

    Whitney always brings it!

  • @mayankk6431
    @mayankk6431 2 роки тому +144

    She's hilarious but the fast delivery makes her less hilarious.

    • @retsbewnoelopan
      @retsbewnoelopan 2 роки тому +19

      its still funny af for me

    • @Midiouss
      @Midiouss 2 роки тому +19

      She has a timed performance. She's throwing in more content quickly so she can sell more tickets. I respect it thb. Who cares what the regulars who watch CC think?!

    • @1745ohbloodyhell
      @1745ohbloodyhell 2 роки тому +9

      Her delivery is perfect. Try listening faster.

  • @mertcantekgul
    @mertcantekgul Рік тому +5

    Such a great talent! Lisa's reactions were amazing ❤

  • @Captain_Squig
    @Captain_Squig 3 роки тому +118

    i wasnt a fan of whitneys stand up but her roasting is great

  • @Pj0tter
    @Pj0tter 2 роки тому +11

    Greg Giraldo was having a blast during the Joan Rivers part!

  • @nickx1754
    @nickx1754 Рік тому +6

    Whitney can throw down!! She is amazing.

  • @ericnavarre4255
    @ericnavarre4255 2 роки тому +79

    It’s a roast, they agree to go in the show, and then get pissy because they are getting roasted.
    There’s a lot of sensitive people that go on this show.

    • @HeyMyLifeIsLibby
      @HeyMyLifeIsLibby 2 роки тому +11

      Those are just ones for exposure because they haven’t worked in 15 years. 😂😂😂

    • @Jacksabbath44
      @Jacksabbath44 2 роки тому +5

      most of the older folks love it because is kind of a lost tradition, they know what they're up to, it's usually the younger that are clueless

    • @jimbob28642
      @jimbob28642 Рік тому +3

      They probably go there just for the money! Like didnt u see Ann Coulter at the Rob Lowe roast?

    • @mongoslade277
      @mongoslade277 Рік тому

      ​@@jimbob28642Was Jimmie "JJ" Walker with her??

  • @notwanderleisilva6968
    @notwanderleisilva6968 3 роки тому +57

    Well well well UA-cam algorithm . We meet again.

  • @strawberrycakeland
    @strawberrycakeland Рік тому +9

    I can't believe Trump agreed to this 😂😂 He was awkwardly smiling the entire time I can't

  • @nickwheeler5396
    @nickwheeler5396 7 місяців тому +3

    Jeff to Whitney: "Thank you for screaming your act at us like last time!"

  • @booman3138
    @booman3138 2 роки тому +18

    Man Whitney Cummings is brutal and i love it lol

  • @neoibelievematrix2719
    @neoibelievematrix2719 Рік тому +16

    It's so sad to see so many of these people passed away 😔

    • @BobPagani
      @BobPagani 10 місяців тому

      Even sadder to see at least one who should have.

    • @SalineDion
      @SalineDion 28 днів тому

      unfortunately whitney and shumer havent

  • @sanadartista53
    @sanadartista53 2 роки тому +11

    Wow she is savage by far she is killing them

  • @avetiq3905
    @avetiq3905 2 роки тому +4

    Talented, incredible, brilliant, amazing, show stopping, never the same, c-totally unique, comepletely not ever done before

  • @joseayala8506
    @joseayala8506 Рік тому +7

    Can we get Roast with Cummings, Glazer, Silverman, and Leggero all together???

  • @ThreeMinuteHistory
    @ThreeMinuteHistory 2 роки тому +12

    Whitney Cummings is the Queen of Comedy

  • @YoshiIsCool1
    @YoshiIsCool1 Рік тому +2

    I Just Love This Show.

  • @handymanhoney-do6881
    @handymanhoney-do6881 Рік тому +5

    A three way with her and Nikki Glazier would be the best time ever.

  • @Javier-ju1gj
    @Javier-ju1gj 6 місяців тому +4

    Man she rocked it!!!

  • @sirisaac7959
    @sirisaac7959 3 роки тому +8

    Savage..... Lol love it and her...

  • @TheSuirad
    @TheSuirad 3 роки тому +38

    7:11 Snoop thinking what we all are thinking.

    • @3rdeye931
      @3rdeye931 3 роки тому +9

      He was referencing the joke Whitney made earlier about Snoop getting head from his prison cell mate. Did you even watch the video?

    • @omniscension8967
      @omniscension8967 2 роки тому +3

      @@3rdeye931 Did you? Her joke was about Snoop being on his knees blowing his cell mate, not the other way around.

    • @knightfall209
      @knightfall209 2 роки тому +2

      Yes snoop was blowing lol

  • @seffalohpod
    @seffalohpod 2 роки тому +71

    Truth masquerading as comedy. Well done.

  • @silviar.7438
    @silviar.7438 2 роки тому +17

    Savage !!! Whitney is a beast

  • @simply11believelane47
    @simply11believelane47 2 роки тому +9

    Love her style....🙌🎉

  • @mattalley4330
    @mattalley4330 Рік тому +14

    "You shouldnt have got her a diamond, now she knows what hard is supposed to feel like."
    Melania smiles in a way that clearly says, "Pretty much."

  • @anniezheng8138
    @anniezheng8138 2 роки тому +17

    She’s so mean I love her

  • @jonathanpeterson1984
    @jonathanpeterson1984 9 місяців тому +5

    I LOVE listening to Lisa lampenelli get roasted. Her laugh is epic

  • @roshnik5137
    @roshnik5137 2 роки тому +16

    This woman is spitting fire 🔥

  • @djangounclaimed9870
    @djangounclaimed9870 2 роки тому +24

    So glad she stuck it to Hogan, from an Ultimate Warrior fan

  • @Biyou22
    @Biyou22 2 місяці тому

    2:44 took me a second and then I laughed at how much time I was given before the next joke as I got it

  • @eduardoamezcua2700
    @eduardoamezcua2700 Рік тому +7

    She was always my favorite she understood the assignment every time Roasting lol

  • @patrickorourke41
    @patrickorourke41 2 роки тому +13

    Whitney is super underrated!

  • @picklepoe4480
    @picklepoe4480 2 роки тому +1

    Lol so true about the M. Night Shyamalan movies. 😆

  • @TButt
    @TButt 2 роки тому +4

    She’s amazing

  • @CAR_NL
    @CAR_NL 2 роки тому +9

    To bad they deleted the Magic Johnson joke on Pamela Anderson. The best!

  • @HoldenNY22
    @HoldenNY22 2 роки тому +1

    David Hasselhoff had a great. very Relevent song with his Remake of "Open Your Eyes to The Lies They're Telling You."

  • @Emseeaye
    @Emseeaye 3 роки тому +45

    Bet ya trump is still mad about this 🤣🤣

    • @miekaash6831
      @miekaash6831 Рік тому +1

      Well I guess he wasn’t mad at all. He told her “this is amazing television” don’t forget he is an entertainer..

  • @Charlie_Alpha_Lima
    @Charlie_Alpha_Lima 2 роки тому +15

    The only thing lower than Greg Giraldo's ticket sales is Mario Cantone's t-cell count

    • @MrSimmies
      @MrSimmies 2 роки тому +2

      Greg Giraldo earned a law degree from Harvard!!! Just missed having a perfect LSAT exam score.

    • @GregBurch
      @GregBurch 2 роки тому +1

      Cummings doesn't really draw anyone in either...unless she's on her knees.

  • @perfect.stealth
    @perfect.stealth 2 роки тому +1

    I love this woman

  • @eritreanraiders1745
    @eritreanraiders1745 2 роки тому +1

    Love me some Whitney comming.

  • @legey5862
    @legey5862 Рік тому +1

    i love how she gets excited with her own jokes hahahahaha

  • @Catman1798
    @Catman1798 3 роки тому +5

    She’s great

  • @sallysue8176
    @sallysue8176 Рік тому +4

    I love Whitney Cummings

  • @umerbinshabir9819
    @umerbinshabir9819 2 роки тому +1

    She is amazing

  • @stayeasy5169
    @stayeasy5169 Рік тому +3

    She's so funny!

  • @harishj8995
    @harishj8995 2 роки тому +1

    Awesome

  • @houseofmatrix6174
    @houseofmatrix6174 10 місяців тому +2

    The Mark Wahlberg joke & Hulk Hogan daughter joke was scorch earth 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @SailorGreenTea
    @SailorGreenTea 2 роки тому +1

    2:44, solid.

  • @thesergiorevengeshow
    @thesergiorevengeshow 2 роки тому +1

    Beastmode

  • @armitchell86
    @armitchell86 Рік тому +3

    Melania laughing at that joke sent me

  • @noveaubleu8716
    @noveaubleu8716 7 місяців тому +2

    Whitney is cool congrats on the success

  • @rectify2003
    @rectify2003 2 роки тому +1

    I'm having a shower now I have watched this...
    After watching another one

  • @David-ev2oo
    @David-ev2oo Рік тому +1

    Brutally funny.

  • @jeffreybrianring6392
    @jeffreybrianring6392 Рік тому +5

    Those jokes are brutal.

  • @TolyTheTolerBear
    @TolyTheTolerBear 2 місяці тому

    Brilliant!!! 👏👏👏🏆🏆🏆🥇🥇🥇

  • @fethullahaslan2698
    @fethullahaslan2698 Рік тому +2

    wildest roasts from hottest roaster

  • @colinlybarger7554
    @colinlybarger7554 9 місяців тому +1

    Whitney ATE and left no crumbs.

  • @demetriuscooksey7147
    @demetriuscooksey7147 2 роки тому +5

    I want to see a roast battle between her and Nikki Glaser.

  • @selfdiscardedkingofruin7291
    @selfdiscardedkingofruin7291 3 роки тому +5

    Love it

  • @postreading6889
    @postreading6889 3 роки тому

    Love you Whit!

  • @vincentmotonya2859
    @vincentmotonya2859 Рік тому

    Gorgeous Nd very funny

  • @abdulhamidl.alonto4546
    @abdulhamidl.alonto4546 2 роки тому +12

    Now I see why 2 broke girls is very savage with their jokes

    • @rite2bcreative
      @rite2bcreative Рік тому +2

      Was she a writer on that?

    • @jimbob28642
      @jimbob28642 Рік тому +2

      @@rite2bcreative yeah, she created it with someone else!

    • @abdulhamidl.alonto4546
      @abdulhamidl.alonto4546 Рік тому +1

      @@rite2bcreative yes and the creator and the writer for the show.

  • @ryanbru
    @ryanbru 3 роки тому +5

    She's the best.

  • @Josiecat80
    @Josiecat80 28 днів тому

    They just dont make the Roasts like they use to shes amazing the writers of the comedy are absolutely gifted!

  • @VAballer
    @VAballer Рік тому +1

    She’s a killer!!’ Love her!

  • @magnushhogberg
    @magnushhogberg Рік тому

    she's awesome

  • @angiescott9692
    @angiescott9692 2 роки тому

    I love this bisch

  • @auntteefa4911
    @auntteefa4911 2 роки тому +1

    Savage!!!

  • @anoushkasharma774
    @anoushkasharma774 Рік тому +4

    the fact that her surname is a roast in itself...

  • @anwarrazali2832
    @anwarrazali2832 2 роки тому +4

    She roast them perfect

  • @vyr4949
    @vyr4949 Рік тому

    Sheeeeee snappeddddddd

  • @NikkiM6593
    @NikkiM6593 5 місяців тому +3

    RIP Joan ❤️

  • @TheSpatulaCity
    @TheSpatulaCity 2 роки тому +9

    She looks great.

  • @hertswildlife
    @hertswildlife 5 місяців тому +4

    Poor old Joan, she'd like to smile but her face is just so tight.