Outward Review | Prepare to Fry™ Edition
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- Опубліковано 11 чер 2020
- Quebec 2020 GDP Growth forecast has increased to 2.1%.
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"Hey hey people" just brings up a huge smile on my face
And then the part where he introduces himself... gets me everytime
Even better when the intro is in another language.
same but then he trash talks Quebec :c
but I liked it anyway
Seth hear
This man has too much power to make gog discount games he reviews.
The merchants guild has many connections
i wish he reviews divinity original sin 2
How can i learn this power?
Not from Steam...
Illuminati confirmed.
Mandalores influence is moving into sseth
"are you aware that we're about to have a global recession?"
I love the fact that he seems genuinely offended by the price
I just bought this weekend for 13.50.
Its was 66% off and its been a struggle, very happy i didn't pay more lol.
Some game prices are offensive, like the yearly sport titles, those always seem to release with a huge amount of bugs.
@@Rezuvious tbf anyone still buying fifa games doesn't have the right to be offended anymore, they chose this life
He's Jewish dude
His Ashkenazi arithmetic didn't add up
"Swallowing a cyanide pill. This is a form of speedruning discovered during the Nuremberg trials." I love you Sseth.
* 'made public', not 'was discovered'
After all, they've been in use for a while already, just not linked to the meta.
"I do however like the asian face" *Names the character "Tencent CEO"*
LMAO
I think he misspelled "Despicable Scumbag" there
Communist bandit?
ellemao
And "Wuhan Eggroll"
GGG wants to know your location.
"Outward is one of the only modern games with split screen co-op"
It hurts how much this is true.
Yep. Developers have droped the ball on that matter. I usually play the lego games in coop with my fiancé. Those and Portal 2, which is awesome.
Remember the days when you and your best bro could just hang out and 1v1 without needing an internet connection?
I'm senile, so I can't.
There's also A Way Out with split screen coop, but that's just one more example.
@@bionicdragon5 Halo 3, Gears of War series, Battlefronts 1 & 2, and the Call of Duty series spring to mind in that regard. Plus there was a few CoOp shooters as well, with games like Army of Two, and Gears of War, these were the games my family and I played for years.
Those were all almost 20 years ago. Now, there's almost no CoOp or local multiplayer games that are serious and skill based now. Halo we never really kept up with, but I heard it cut CoOp out in some way later on plus possibly downgraded in quality, GOW we lost interest in around Judgement because we played the absolute SHIT out of that Series for 5ish years, but we don't own an XB1 so we couldn't keep up with it or Halo. Army of Two was also good but was abandoned after Devil's Cartel which was a bad note to end on, as it felt like an overall downgrade from the second game. Borderlands is something almost nobody is interested in after we tried out 2 for a while. Fighting games we'd play on and off but never really got into.
.....annnnnd so after all these games were either played the shit out of, discarded, or continued on while we couldn't keep up with them due to them moving to "next"gen, there hasn't been any new games to take their place, or they COULD take their place if they actually had local CoOp implemented. I've lost track of the amount of Co-Op games that we'd be all over if it had Local CoOp instead of Online only.
What the FUCK is wrong with developers today?!! Have none of them ever had friends or family they loved playing with on the couch on one screen before and thought "yeah I'd love to play this game with them in an easy fashion, and give millions of families the same experience with their loved ones too". Do people just not physically play together anymore and I just don't know it? WHY HAS SUCH AN AWESOME FEATURE BEEN LEFT BEHIND ON WHAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE AN UPGRADED EXPERIENCE WITH NEXT GEN CONSOLES?!!
Hopefully, Ps5 and XBS remember people have friends and family they love playing with and start cranking out games that have Local CoOp that rival the experiences we had almost 20 FUCKING YEARS AGO!
@@Manglet762 And who knows? Maybe they'll even lower the prices of the consoles one day, so people can *actually* afford them.
I can't tell you how many times I haven't been able to keep up with a beloved franchise because both the console and the actual game cost more than two months' rent *and* utilities combined.
And I live in the ass end of nowhere!
the fact he played breeders of nephelym 3 years ago and still came back a month ago and made a speedrun video about it shows how dedicated this man is
He was refining his run before posting it
The fact that I know the "Female body customization" is from Breeders of the Nephilim genuinely bothers me.
Ahhh a fellow degenerate i see
Dat game any good yet?
@@olegloshkin6099 It has some "fun" parts but it's still an alpha product overall. Still kinda pissed about the sudden 180 on M/M content though. False advertising, istg.
I don't think I want to Google that.
@@olegloshkin6099 eh not yet
the fact this man has more power by the day over the game market makes me happy
He's pretty niche good effort.
Merchant's guild is no joke.
Who is this guy?
Sseth is VERY niche in context of grander youtube. It's like how people think Rockstar is huge: EA is bigger, hell even EA Sports is much huger.
@@Sheridan2LT No, he is not anymore. His videos have millions of views. That's rather impressive even in a wider YT perspective. He is far from YT top dogs still, but the very idea that you are comparing him, a single YT creator that's reviewing relatively niche and old games to a major company is a testament to that. Also he is still growing and his videos are not HotM type, so they'll get more views even if they are old. He is in a pretty good spot.
Ahh yes, another game to add to the "Giant Enemy Crab" list.
Still excited for that lol
There's a surprising amount of those.
Out of the arthropods only the lobsters dont really get giant enemy treatment, poor lobsters
KENSHI INTENSIFIESS
That shoot lightning for some reason...
TIME FOR CRAB
"The women have it a little better."
>Proceeds to show off the character creator from an extra degenerate hentai game.
I need the name, for science
@@mrcomino2915 Breeders of the Nephelym. Still a bit jank, but it's updated consistently.
@@TankMunky U made a kid happy today
Lord forgive me for what im about to do today
@@thomsnvykovski6135 i was at 86% and mega said my free trial ended, i had to wait 3 and a 1/2 hours tu nut
This review was very thoughtful and in-depth. It really really made me want to play Company of Heroes again.
Your time has come.
This is a man who gets sponsored, talks of it, then shows you how his sponsor is screwing you and you can get a better deal. What a legend.
he is a monumental good
Chad move
What's crazy is, it's _still_ a monumental value to the game's creators.
I've seen this way more times than I'd ever see any traditional paid ad.
I assume this is the case with others as well.
It would be funny if this was a sponsor
@@pouringblood Ah yes, the classic "payment in exposure", a truly monumental value
*"Never pay more than 20 bucks for a game"*
Words to live by.
25
@@cibo889 based and pirate-pilled
stolen laptop and using neighbors wifi is true living
My boyfriend bought it for us on a premiere xd
I only spend more than 20 if I KNOW that I'll like it. Monster Hunter World and Jedi Fallen Order are the only games that have made this exception.
This video actually misled me in a very strange way. namely, I wanted to play a mage but put it off because I thought the fire stone required to create a sigil of fire was very expensive, per his description of it. I eventually decided to use magic while playing with a friend only to find out that you make a fire stone with a mana crystal and oil, both of which can be bought for relatively cheap, and are both fairly easy to find out in the world as well. Seth has made a fool of me, and I love him for it.
He is kinda right though. Beating the shit outta something is free and compared to it spending 10-20 silver on a moderately strong enemy is quite expensive.
@@ozanberk3652 the secret is to buy the ingredients for a potion, then sell the crafted potion back for more than the ingredients cost.
@@yourhumbledissenter I think they fixed it recently.
*Laughs in being a Rune Mage* Never run out of options baby.
This game was so much fun with 2 player online co-op.
My friend and I literally almost 100% only one story line and it took us a ridiculous amount of time. There's a shit ton of content but most of it is optional. Even just clearing the very first map took us like 2 weeks.
Each dungeon is a lot of running, screaming, sleeping just a few feet away from a horde of walking mushrooms, eating radioactive yellow sludge pasted onto some toast, and luring enemies into some OP as fuck traps that have titanium spikes tipped with chloroform.
I absolutely loved this game so much, the extreme difficulty made it a lot of fun. Some of the "side quests" (which are really just situations you run into) are hilarious, too.
"Oh, it's the middle of a Russian winter outside. Come, stay in our castle for a few days while it calms down. Just make sure to leave your weapons and armor here, it's against etiquette to bring them inside."
"Good, now that you're defenseless and have no way of protecting yourself, meet our 8 guards who will kindly beat your ass and steal everything you own."
Although this comment is getting a bit long, I really do have to praise how good the 2 player co-op is. You can both combo spells off of each other, share items, duplicate items on accident (uh oh), and feed each other literal cyanide.
It's so funny when we had cleared an area and felt super strong, only to go into some mages tower and fight the incarnation of lightning who teleported behind us and fucking instantly clapped us. Then, it turns out that although we lived, we had permanently released this spirit into the world and if we ever went back into the tower we would get instantly clapped again.
Anyway I argue that this is one of the best games to come out in the last 6 or so years 10/10
Ngl almost fed my friend roasted cyanide cuz i didnt read the description of said berry.
Thankfully he has eyes and can read.
Very accurate review
"Poison: a form of fast travel invented during the Nürnburg trials" dang 10/10
An experimental technology, it takes you.....not where you want to go ...
It instantly transports you to Valhalla if you have a Blue Max equipped.
Hitler fast traveled to Argentina and lived out the rest of his life under the alias Rudolfo Hildago before dying of bullet poisoning in Buenos Aires in 1945.
DarkRipper117 to country of Argentina.
@@12345678900987659101 faxts....
“Broke, hideous, and about to be homeless” real life simulator 2020
Yeah, that's the joke.
@Max RV
nobody:
random libtard: I'll insert politics under youtube video about games!
@Max RV .
keep your dirty politics out of this
@Max RV Poor joke from a poor troll.
@Max RV America is not the only country in existence.
"Ninja from Fortnite" Yeah, that's how he will be remembered.
Ah yes... virgin
Look at him now, a sad, broken man bossed around by a leftist woman.
For anyone wondering, the song that plays at the end of this review is "Chersonese" from the Outward OST, starting around 1:45 into its duration.
Thank you very much!
The only thing worse than Sseth’s hentai game references, is actually understanding the hentai game references
there where hentai references? i feel ashamed of myself for not noticing
what were they
I lost my shit at the female character customization
@manifestation of Gudako's insanity im a sseth follower. Not noticing a hentai is against the code
I require help fellow huumans
“17th century single-use flintlock pistols”
Literally 3 minutes later:
“Outward takes place in the Old Testament”
I just imagined David shooting Goliath with a flintlock pistol
*damn*
No, you’re right. This game is David shooting Goliath with a flintlock pistol.
@@fearofchicke no wonder goliath dead lmao
Sling ammo was often made of lead, and it's called a bullet. I'm not joking, look it up.
So a flintlock pistol lead ball could work as a sling bullet, though it's probably too small, a musket ball is probably better.
Apparently, if internet historian taught me anything, a shot from a slingshot is akin to a shot from a modern handgun in terms of power
@@hiduck8247 Well yeah David straight shot that rock right through his skull and dropped him, honestly, it wasn't a fair fight they expected to watch a lil WWE, and instead they got Indiana Jones vs the Sword Guy
“Lose private property to the state because the government finds you guilty of being alive” Ah yes, I love taxes
"the range of those daggers is about the length of a baby's arm"
Um, I don't know how to say this but, uh, daggers are usually about that long.
I can agree, I tested the range of a dagger and the range of a baby’s arm and the measurements do match up.
Can confirm, I gave a dagger to a baby and it extended his reach x2
"local co-op" drags from a cig.
"now that is a name i haven't heard in a long time"
Lolol
"Local co-op. Local. Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time. A long time."
"I think my uncle knows him. He said he was dead."
"Oh he's not dead. Not yet anyway."
"You know him?"
"Well of course I know him, he's me."
Welcome back, old friend.
A once dead tradition returns once again may it prosper and return to its rightful place
Parsec brings local co op to life
Had a build early in this game where drinking wine caused my character to transcend the mana bar with 105% mana reduction. In other words, drunkenness will elevate you to god status as you become a fountain of endless mana. Patched out now, but best build i had
Eric Gilchrist
Chad alcoholic monk
Well there's a new "illuminating potion" that gives you 8mp/sec regen
What else did you expect from the French?
@@azerty1933 Nine dots studio isn't french..
@@user-zg5ey5xo9i they're located in French Canadia (hence the French joke).
9:44 breeders of nephelym review when?
Does the author of the infamous F.A.T.A.L. RPG get royalties for the creation suites of hentai games?
You've gotta think "yes" if you noticed some of the options onscreen, for character nipple size and location, the color and width of a character's anus, ad nauseam...because, as we old grognards all well know, when locked in melee combat against a raging barbarian or fell beast, with life and death so close together at that moment like the gleaming razor edges on either side of a longsword, it's absolutely vital to know the length of scrotal dangle and skin condition of your and your foe's yamsacks, or the dimensions and depth of an aeons-old evil enchantress' vagina, precisely measured right up to the back wall of the cervix. They're as key to victory as a skilled parry and riposte thrust through the ribcage of an orc chieftain. :-)
Only took 3 years!
Now
The first 5 minutes of the video feel like a complete review of the game, and the goodness continues for another 15 minutes. It always surprises me how efficient Sseth is. He's 400% in 20 min, rather than 100% at 20.
You know it’s good when Sseth actually shows emotion in his voice.
“That gem is uncut and uncircumcised “ - top notch review right here
_This is how I win_
Almost as if he is talking about his audience.
Quotes to put on the box art
@@DarkThagan A respectable audience
@@LordVader1094 I'd say so myself.
"Trusted VIP uploader" with the "dauphong" screen had me in stitches
Yes I have a pal called Dauphong as well.. XD
This is like a game where you play as a labor slave in Kenshi who managed to escape the loop and starts his own journey.
"you can play this game with your girlfriend"
im surprised you think anyone that watches your content leaves their house...
Indeed. We are enlightened people.
@@Bidmartinlo monk status, some are even wizard level
He never specifies wheter it's human or not
I don't have a girl friend, but I do have a women that lives in my house. that eats my food and complains when I put my clothes in the wrong hamper (wife) she wanted to play it
Quarantine sucks like that, bro.
"when might fails magic prevails"
-SSeth, 2020
"Heroes of Magic... and sometimes Might... if you're unlucky."
We truly are the Heroes of Might and Magic.
What a coincidence, I had no idea we were both longtime friends of Dauphong.
He is a good friend to have
This definitely seems to be a game of extremes. Its got so much stuff that id absolutely love while at the same time balancing it out with a proportional amount of stuff that id absolutely hate.
It's like a dominatrix. You don't know if you're into it until you try it.
But yes, it is a game that wants you to cheese it.
“Breaking my legs and taking cyanide” happens to be my favorite genre. Many thanks for pointing me in the right direction.
"Explore new and amazing cave systems"
You are not gonna fool me. This cave will lead into Blackreach, just like the five before it.
That ending was beautiful. It was a recent release yet I am getting nostalgic from the music and long fucking treks back to a town. Months were spent in dungeons trying to kill that one boss only to realise that tripwires are actually ancient godly deities that smite anything in your way
Just noticed Sseth used a clip from breeders of Nephelym 3 years before he made a video, absolute mad lad
I tried playing this with my girlfriend, but she didn't want to cook in the game either.
Was she born after 1993?
@@waldorfsalad2307 lie maybe?
As long as she cooks in real life that's good, if not then she's broken and you should get a refund.
Are you sure she is a girl?
@@Misanthropolis eat hot chip, perchance?
As someone dating a French Canadian who escaped the Quebecois wastes. I can confirm that their food, when cooked correctly by a trained professional, gives you stat boosts.
Its only a wasteland 6 months during the winter when it goes down to -40c
Then its a super fucking boreal jungle for 3 months with heights of up to 45c
Great place if you like extreme weather.
@@Goatisme Looks like Russian weather to me. We've 'em spikes.
SHHH! That's classified information! :o You're not supposed to tell anyone!
I still live in the [Les Désolations].
It's pretty chill here.
@@Goatisme Very true. The best weather here is Fall. It also smells lovely during a short amount of days in Fall.
Q: How much pressure plates are needed for each encounter?
Sseth: Yes.
"Running them down slowly" is actually slightly accurate to how early humans hunted large animals
That's the joke
No fucking shit.
This game is just a day in the life of your average Australian
fun fact its 4am here
As an Australian I can confirm that I regularly consume cyanide in order to fast travel
I've seen you fly by as you clip through the hitboxes over there.
Fuck Australia
Oh my God you are so funny and original
"I feel like RPGs especially are too scared of challenging the players’ intelligence. They often have lots of cool options, but those options rarely matter because everything is so easy you don’t need to exploit its mechanics to gain the upper hand. When a game is more difficult, when the easy solution doesn’t apply, that’s when you get the pleasure to get creative."
- Guillaume Boucher-Vidal
CEO, Nine Dots Studio
Developed Outward *Despite living in Quebec*
I guess he hates Todd Howard,
I like the "Developed Outward Despite living in Quebec" part.
lol
Guillaume my nigga
I have a friend who makes his own tabletop dnd-ish game. At first it was 2-3 unit types each faction (there were two), with the skills only being "move" and "attack".
Fast forward 2 years of us breaking his game with ridiculous army builds, he now has 5 faction with 13 units each, each unit having their own combination of skills from the total of 7 faction-specific ones. Dont forget the rules against stacking and zerg spamming.
With each iteration, his GM soul breaks further.
@@ChemySh how is this related at all?you're just bragging about being a dick
You sir, made my day! this aint just a gaming review this is pure commedy. I had the same situation seeing him in the badass armor geting oneshooted while i just kept runing.
What a journey. The ability to make multiple aspects of a game enthralling, funny, immersive, and relatable is amazing. Loved every second!
Sseth is a secret GOG stake holder
well, except this would be impossible - GOG is a subsidiary of CDPR, fully owned. No shares.
@@Shajirr_ So Seth is Polish African that has moved to the USA from Russia? Makes sense.
@@DarkThagan Big Brain play.
The scary thing is; no he's not. GOG just can't stop him. They didn't even make the discount. It just happened in accordance to his will!
Hes African Jew ,who moved from Usa to russia.
Fun fact, Quebec still hasn't signed the Canadian constitution and charter of rights.
The French are opposed in principle to acknowledging the perfidious Anglo as people.
That explains why the cops are such dicks
@@jerryjantola Lols. Lurv it
@@Goatisme The rest of Canada: Q-Quebec. Please....
Quebec: *Screeches and slams fists on their desk*
I am a bit afraid to know all of these stuff as I don't hear that much out of thumbs country makes me feel bad for not being able to know what many people pass and even suffer for...
This is by far the most accurate review of this game that i have seen.
100 hours in, I still revisit this video regularly and see/understand/learn something new. It is a true tour de force. Thanks.
"Sseth does not endorse the use of tobacco products"
Good to know that the oncologist inside him is still alive
worlds first self-taught African oncologist.
@@TheDarkblue57 African Jewish oncologist*
@@AtheismF7W the West can not survive without Judeo-African values
Speaking like a man with crippling cigarette addiction
The plant tents are a very good investment. They're relatively cheap, they're permanent, and unlike most(all?) other tents, they feed and hydrate you when you sleep in them. If you don't care for the buffs the inns give you for sleeping in them, you'll save money in the long run by placing plant tents in every town and using them instead of the inns.
Nice tip. Thanks
better to just buy the one that gives the best stamina buff. You should always have liquids and foods on you. You wanna stack stamina gain as much as possible.
I just found my new favorite reviewer ! Great style and ACTUALLY funny content. Thanks for making these my good man!
Gods, the music alone makes me wanna return
what, you dont like tracks that are only 2 minutes long and loop nonstop with highs that dont fit to whats happening on screen? how dare you
I bet in a few days the game review will be full of "Hey, hey, people."
Few hours more like
well, its only natural, this man's influence and outstanding guidance travels across all seven seas
took 5 minutes.
not sure why kids do that, it's not clever and ruins the Steam review page
@@dropthegun234 Its pretty funny the first couple comments but the entire page is abit much
22 minutes of my life passed by in a flash. Sseth never fails to deliver.
you only watched it once?
@@Bronimin Yes. I binge Sseths other videos everytime he uploads.
He does, however, always fail to pronounce "th" correctly. Seriously, he's gotta be making bank on this; how hard is it to hire a speech therapist to fix one sound? He could have that corrected in just a few sessions. Instead he sounds like a Jewish Mike Tyson. PUT YOUR TONGUE BETWEEN YOUR TEETH AND PUSH AIR OUT BETWEEN TEETH AND TONGUE, AND NOT THROUGH YOUR TEETH
Good man = good videos
niiiice avatar
Found this video after beating the story with one of the factions. I really like a lot of aspects of the game, the travel included though I wear a lot of speed boosting gear, the defeat scenarios feel like a great way to give fights risk without it just being a perma death game, and it's a nice balance between adventure and survival, wish it was longer and had more places though (base game). I really loved how I started off going to the swamp and reconsidering the idea of joining the holy mission because of the swamp, to feeling confident with two revolvers and a halberd in any area.
The music is great too.
"Then they use the Second Arrow Embedded in their chest to 'Calculate' the Directional Velocity Vector of where those Arrows mIgHt be coming from"
“You win by putting food in your mouth”
So it’s like Runescape
It's like living in Africa
NOT AT ALL
Alex ck ...so, it is...
I was thinking Runescape when I saw the bonfires and kettles lit in the market square.
Or every MMORPG in the early 2000's .
I can just feel the contempt on Sseth's voice when he said "French Canadians".
Is a hurt my feeling when i sais that because i am un canadien français et heureux de l'être mais ses mot semble si agressif 😂😂
I am un courier du bois
9:47 OMG he already knew about the speedrun! THE PROPHECY!
Is this some inside joke or has something to do with whatever that game is
Holy Shit. The Breeders of Nephelim vid was teased fucking 3 years ago. Same character even.
Oh God so early, and he's reviewing another game i already have. Haven't been this excited since the kenshi review.
The merchant guild will not be pleased to hear a decrease in quality has been noticed in all iterations after . As a result, Sseths shekel payout has been docked for the month. Thank you for your assistance - _the merchant guild supplies, the merchant guild protects_
mom
I envy you
...Brother
Nepu
Actual tank controls are more intuitive and faster than this game's combat.
hahaha true.
nah, it's weird at first but ends up pretty nice once you get it, like Exanima
@@gageasbury9765 it is actually pretty OK, the spell casting is also pretty cool
He already reviewed God Hand.
I played this game and the combat is great, take off your fucking backpack
The music at the end is really good.
I have discovered that it is "Chersonese" from the Outward soundtrack.
Thanks!
19:54 That name "dauphong" literally translate to "peanut".
It's also a Vietnamese's family friendly version of the word "Fu.ck your mom". Kinda like how Russians instead of saying "Blyat" they say "Blin"
Ikr, trusted VIP uploader is a Vietnamese guy named Peanut
4:43
"He's turning her into a papa johns"
"You can't consent to being a Pizza"
deliever pizza to bowling balls
"I spend much of my youth holding down the shift key..." omg. I'm wiping away tears. I gave up on melee combat and built that 8 pistol cheese build geared with all the speed increasing gear I could find. I run around like the Roadrunner and shoot everything like Yosemite Sam.
Best build choice 👍
Works well irl too ive heard
@@EricToTheScionti It worked for Travis in Taxi Driver.
Hey, do you know there's an auto walk forward? I use that for travel and then use the mouse to navigate....
Absolute unit
9:45 incase anyone wondering
game is breeder of the nephelym
I didn't wonder until every other comment brought it up lol
The magic is the main reason i love this game. I wish more games had in depth magic like this. Not just clicking a button and casting a spell but rather combining spells and having to cast more manually
Try two worlds 2. You assemble spells based off elements and modifiers. Some spells' effects interact with each other.
@@BunnyHoppin- nice will check it out. Thanks for the recommendation
Divinity Original Sin 2 makes you think a lot when using magic because of statuses, magic armor and similar things. Thats why my team consists of a human knight, hobo sapiens archer and big booty lizard necromancer all of whom deal physical damage so i don't have to think too much. Check it out, its really bluepilled but also really fun (arguably).
@@secretname2670 yea i have a few hundred hours on divinity original sin 2 and over all divinity games. Such a good series
@@filblo503 did you know that elves despite being only a fraction of population take up most space in rivellon prisons?
Also whats your favourite abilty? For me it would be thunderstorm.
"They use the second arrow embedded in their chest to calculate the directional velocity vector" 🤣🤣🤣
Wow! That is weirdly coincidental.
I have a friend, from whom I've borrowed most of my games, that is also named dauphong. Such a small, small, world.
@Enclave Soldier as he opens the abandoned double wide full of compact discs in his back yard
It was Pretty much Two worlds magic, Darksouls combat, Dragon Dogmas travel. Plus I can play with my wife till she yells at me for forgetting to drop my bag
Recently bought the game and started playing with a friend. We're almost 30 hours into it and we're having a blast.
The review was already great and got even better after playing the game, knowing all the bullshit it has to offer.
9:49
The game is Breeders of the Nephelym
You are welcome.
I laughed way too hard at that joke.
Such a great game
I dont know if i should feel shame or pride about the fact i instantly recognised it
@@against1virus Or should you feel shame or pride at the fact that Dr Nolegs thought they might be the 1 person who recognized it?
good for a free game, could maybe get a couple nuts off it, somewhat limited in content and weirdly content is starting to need to be grinded for
For those wandering, The name of the game with the character customization when he talks about females is called "breeders of Nephelym"
sugar walls before balls
Harvest Moon for big boys.
Now if only the game would get finished.
Which is free en steam too, isn't it?
@EdgeOfTheShadow Yuih Skyrim
I come back to this video constantly for the end credits, the music is so relaxing.
You can find it on UA-cam by itself, if you search: "Outward OST - 3. Chersonese"
the most entertaining reviews by far. that nuremberg trail joke is pure genius
"This is a form of speedrunning discovered during the Nuremberg Trials"
This man
Edit: Holy shit this blew up
The man has a way with words.
Did you just assume their gender? smh
Life speed run!
@@LordMoku One joke
@@christiaanboerkamp1043 One Race
“Outward takes place during the Old Testament” made me laugh harder than it should have
Its startling how accurate it is though. Like its totally normal for followers to just chat with God in it.
Feel sorry for the people in the old testament fighting giant lightning mantis shrimps man
@@nachfullbarertrank5230 There is a guy literally wrestling with an angel/god in the old testament. It is way more wacky than most people think.
@@nachfullbarertrank5230 so this is new testament, not old, but the bible does have giant killer bugs with human faces.
“The shape of the locusts was like horses prepared for battle. On their heads were crowns of something like gold, and their faces were like the faces of men. They had hair like women’s hair, and their teeth were like lions’ teeth. And they had breastplates like breastplates of iron, and the sound of their wings was like the sound of chariots with many horses running into battle. They had tails like scorpions, and there were stings in their tails.”
Close enough to fighting giant lightning shrimp imo.
"They even have two sliders for body positivity!" makes me chuckle.
I watched this before and after playing this game. It was awesome both times for different reasons.
"Naturally, I left him dead on the floor and ran like a b1tch"
You have the best one liners in the business. 😂
As a french canadian i can assure that this is what we deal with everyday
Ah ben saint téton !
Kebac
For anybody wondering how to describe our province, " I am not canadian " is a nice reference
@@DiglidiDudeNG saint nipple ?
How the fuck do you pronounce that's name of yours? My english brain says "prowlks" but my french brain says *prool*
I am so glad I found your channel. You are my favourite now
Sseth we desperately need a re-review of this game now that there's a Definitive Edition
Skeleton Pizza Delivery Boy ?
*THE PIZZA HE-MAAAAAAAAAAN. EAT ITTTT.*
i joel fan i see
I think Sseth knows Joel too
You can't just take a projectile.
"In Outward, you run hundreds of miles, without moving in real life". This hit me hard.
Dude your videos crack me up so hard. Keep em coming!
Definitive edition came out boys
"my copy of the game has some.. Connectivity issues"
Cuts to footage of a pirated iso. Lmao
Hey can some veteran bucaneer in this comment section help me "try out" this Game, i dont have much experience in the ways of the free sailor and i havent been able to find a cracked version of this game
@@jaimedelreguero165 you will need an app colled torrent. after that, you should search certain program you wish to try out, i.e. 'Inward torrent download'. just don't click whatever you see
@@Lothbrok2764 ye thats easy enough but the Game needs a crack to be playable
@@jaimedelreguero165 i'd tell you to check out the trusty cs.rin .ru forums but I think they're currently down. Try the repack from fitgirl-repacks .site they're safe but sometimes take a bit too long to install depending on ur cpu
@@jaimedelreguero165 Be VERY carefull around torrents, depending on you country you can (and will) get sued for copyright infringement for a couple hundred bucks. Google your country and torrent laws! This is imperative! As an alternative, you can safely use one click hosters, google the desired game and fitgirl or skidrow reloaded. Use Jdownloader for downloading comfort.
"uncut and uncircumcised"
oy vey we can't have that
mutilated*
Don't worry, I'm a professional circumcist.
I can't believe this entire time that this thing was just a foreshadowing for the breeders of nephelym world record
I enjoyed this game so much when it came out. Im planning on doing again yet this video is hillarious
Everything he said about Quebec is 100% true.
Living in Quebec is essentially like living in the zone of the STALKER series.
The second you hear “ osti tabarnak” behind you your life is over.
Last thing an outsider hears before dying : Tokébakicit
Dude the fact this place looks like the STALKER games in autumn and when its winter without snow is actually really fucking hilarious
Gabthegoon been living in Quebec for 11 years and I’ve NEVER head that one 😂
WHAT? Lmao
@@arsalan2231 Esti galautre tachedbabouin y sait même pas déparler en joual XD
Montréal: GTA4MP hacked lobbies
Capitale Nationale: Anor Londo
Estrie: Saints Row 2 unpatched
Saguenay Lac-Saint-Jean: FO3: Point Lookout
Côte-Nord: STALKER
Nord-du-Québec: Lost Planet
There is a speed cheat in game. Name your character “Code Sonic” and you can run really fast, you can even do the spin move. A few equipment pieces speed up movement and reduce stamina cost too but it’s still a lot of walking.
@Calvin Schuster Yes... Ridiculous isn't it? It looks so wack. Just look up a video from UA-cam searching Outward Code Sonic.
Gun_Samurai NICE. I was hoping they’d do that.
Most entertaining video I’ve seen lately keep up the great work
Bro, this is the most hilariously accurate review Ive ever watched. Genious.