What's crazy is, it's _still_ a monumental value to the game's creators. I've seen this way more times than I'd ever see any traditional paid ad. I assume this is the case with others as well.
@@Sheridan2LT No, he is not anymore. His videos have millions of views. That's rather impressive even in a wider YT perspective. He is far from YT top dogs still, but the very idea that you are comparing him, a single YT creator that's reviewing relatively niche and old games to a major company is a testament to that. Also he is still growing and his videos are not HotM type, so they'll get more views even if they are old. He is in a pretty good spot.
@@bionicdragon5 Halo 3, Gears of War series, Battlefronts 1 & 2, and the Call of Duty series spring to mind in that regard. Plus there was a few CoOp shooters as well, with games like Army of Two, and Gears of War, these were the games my family and I played for years. Those were all almost 20 years ago. Now, there's almost no CoOp or local multiplayer games that are serious and skill based now. Halo we never really kept up with, but I heard it cut CoOp out in some way later on plus possibly downgraded in quality, GOW we lost interest in around Judgement because we played the absolute SHIT out of that Series for 5ish years, but we don't own an XB1 so we couldn't keep up with it or Halo. Army of Two was also good but was abandoned after Devil's Cartel which was a bad note to end on, as it felt like an overall downgrade from the second game. Borderlands is something almost nobody is interested in after we tried out 2 for a while. Fighting games we'd play on and off but never really got into. .....annnnnd so after all these games were either played the shit out of, discarded, or continued on while we couldn't keep up with them due to them moving to "next"gen, there hasn't been any new games to take their place, or they COULD take their place if they actually had local CoOp implemented. I've lost track of the amount of Co-Op games that we'd be all over if it had Local CoOp instead of Online only. What the FUCK is wrong with developers today?!! Have none of them ever had friends or family they loved playing with on the couch on one screen before and thought "yeah I'd love to play this game with them in an easy fashion, and give millions of families the same experience with their loved ones too". Do people just not physically play together anymore and I just don't know it? WHY HAS SUCH AN AWESOME FEATURE BEEN LEFT BEHIND ON WHAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE AN UPGRADED EXPERIENCE WITH NEXT GEN CONSOLES?!! Hopefully, Ps5 and XBS remember people have friends and family they love playing with and start cranking out games that have Local CoOp that rival the experiences we had almost 20 FUCKING YEARS AGO!
@@Manglet762 And who knows? Maybe they'll even lower the prices of the consoles one day, so people can *actually* afford them. I can't tell you how many times I haven't been able to keep up with a beloved franchise because both the console and the actual game cost more than two months' rent *and* utilities combined. And I live in the ass end of nowhere!
Hitler fast traveled to Argentina and lived out the rest of his life under the alias Rudolfo Hildago before dying of bullet poisoning in Buenos Aires in 1945.
Had a build early in this game where drinking wine caused my character to transcend the mana bar with 105% mana reduction. In other words, drunkenness will elevate you to god status as you become a fountain of endless mana. Patched out now, but best build i had
As someone dating a French Canadian who escaped the Quebecois wastes. I can confirm that their food, when cooked correctly by a trained professional, gives you stat boosts.
Its only a wasteland 6 months during the winter when it goes down to -40c Then its a super fucking boreal jungle for 3 months with heights of up to 45c Great place if you like extreme weather.
@@olegloshkin6099 It has some "fun" parts but it's still an alpha product overall. Still kinda pissed about the sudden 180 on M/M content though. False advertising, istg.
The plant tents are a very good investment. They're relatively cheap, they're permanent, and unlike most(all?) other tents, they feed and hydrate you when you sleep in them. If you don't care for the buffs the inns give you for sleeping in them, you'll save money in the long run by placing plant tents in every town and using them instead of the inns.
better to just buy the one that gives the best stamina buff. You should always have liquids and foods on you. You wanna stack stamina gain as much as possible.
“17th century single-use flintlock pistols” Literally 3 minutes later: “Outward takes place in the Old Testament” I just imagined David shooting Goliath with a flintlock pistol *damn*
Sling ammo was often made of lead, and it's called a bullet. I'm not joking, look it up. So a flintlock pistol lead ball could work as a sling bullet, though it's probably too small, a musket ball is probably better.
@@hiduck8247 Well yeah David straight shot that rock right through his skull and dropped him, honestly, it wasn't a fair fight they expected to watch a lil WWE, and instead they got Indiana Jones vs the Sword Guy
This video actually misled me in a very strange way. namely, I wanted to play a mage but put it off because I thought the fire stone required to create a sigil of fire was very expensive, per his description of it. I eventually decided to use magic while playing with a friend only to find out that you make a fire stone with a mana crystal and oil, both of which can be bought for relatively cheap, and are both fairly easy to find out in the world as well. Seth has made a fool of me, and I love him for it.
He is kinda right though. Beating the shit outta something is free and compared to it spending 10-20 silver on a moderately strong enemy is quite expensive.
He does, however, always fail to pronounce "th" correctly. Seriously, he's gotta be making bank on this; how hard is it to hire a speech therapist to fix one sound? He could have that corrected in just a few sessions. Instead he sounds like a Jewish Mike Tyson. PUT YOUR TONGUE BETWEEN YOUR TEETH AND PUSH AIR OUT BETWEEN TEETH AND TONGUE, AND NOT THROUGH YOUR TEETH
"Local co-op. Local. Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time. A long time." "I think my uncle knows him. He said he was dead." "Oh he's not dead. Not yet anyway." "You know him?" "Well of course I know him, he's me."
This game was so much fun with 2 player online co-op. My friend and I literally almost 100% only one story line and it took us a ridiculous amount of time. There's a shit ton of content but most of it is optional. Even just clearing the very first map took us like 2 weeks. Each dungeon is a lot of running, screaming, sleeping just a few feet away from a horde of walking mushrooms, eating radioactive yellow sludge pasted onto some toast, and luring enemies into some OP as fuck traps that have titanium spikes tipped with chloroform. I absolutely loved this game so much, the extreme difficulty made it a lot of fun. Some of the "side quests" (which are really just situations you run into) are hilarious, too. "Oh, it's the middle of a Russian winter outside. Come, stay in our castle for a few days while it calms down. Just make sure to leave your weapons and armor here, it's against etiquette to bring them inside." "Good, now that you're defenseless and have no way of protecting yourself, meet our 8 guards who will kindly beat your ass and steal everything you own." Although this comment is getting a bit long, I really do have to praise how good the 2 player co-op is. You can both combo spells off of each other, share items, duplicate items on accident (uh oh), and feed each other literal cyanide. It's so funny when we had cleared an area and felt super strong, only to go into some mages tower and fight the incarnation of lightning who teleported behind us and fucking instantly clapped us. Then, it turns out that although we lived, we had permanently released this spirit into the world and if we ever went back into the tower we would get instantly clapped again. Anyway I argue that this is one of the best games to come out in the last 6 or so years 10/10
My girlfriend and I were playing and in one of our early deaths we respawned inside the Royal Manticore Lair. We had no idea how to get out, we just kept dying over and over again. I think we spent 3 hours learning how to fight the damn thing. It was truly an experience having it rush at us out of the darkness.
The merchant guild will not be pleased to hear a decrease in quality has been noticed in all iterations after . As a result, Sseths shekel payout has been docked for the month. Thank you for your assistance - _the merchant guild supplies, the merchant guild protects_
"I spend much of my youth holding down the shift key..." omg. I'm wiping away tears. I gave up on melee combat and built that 8 pistol cheese build geared with all the speed increasing gear I could find. I run around like the Roadrunner and shoot everything like Yosemite Sam.
The first 5 minutes of the video feel like a complete review of the game, and the goodness continues for another 15 minutes. It always surprises me how efficient Sseth is. He's 400% in 20 min, rather than 100% at 20.
I don't have a girl friend, but I do have a women that lives in my house. that eats my food and complains when I put my clothes in the wrong hamper (wife) she wanted to play it
I am a bit afraid to know all of these stuff as I don't hear that much out of thumbs country makes me feel bad for not being able to know what many people pass and even suffer for...
Everything he said about Quebec is 100% true. Living in Quebec is essentially like living in the zone of the STALKER series. The second you hear “ osti tabarnak” behind you your life is over.
There is a speed cheat in game. Name your character “Code Sonic” and you can run really fast, you can even do the spin move. A few equipment pieces speed up movement and reduce stamina cost too but it’s still a lot of walking.
@@nachfullbarertrank5230 so this is new testament, not old, but the bible does have giant killer bugs with human faces. “The shape of the locusts was like horses prepared for battle. On their heads were crowns of something like gold, and their faces were like the faces of men. They had hair like women’s hair, and their teeth were like lions’ teeth. And they had breastplates like breastplates of iron, and the sound of their wings was like the sound of chariots with many horses running into battle. They had tails like scorpions, and there were stings in their tails.” Close enough to fighting giant lightning shrimp imo.
That feeling when you already had the game to do coop with a friend, learning that turnips and star mushrooms with water made 3 mana potions that sell for more silver even when the ingredients are bought. Similarly knowing that blood mushrooms and rock beetles with water make 3 health potions. All to become merchant lords by buying oil to mix with water and make fire resist potions for even more sweet sweet cash.
I played this game when it first came out. I hate being inconvenienced. And this game puts you in a position where you're constantly being inconvenienced. And I enjoyed every minute of it. Truly a great game from a small team of people.
This definitely seems to be a game of extremes. Its got so much stuff that id absolutely love while at the same time balancing it out with a proportional amount of stuff that id absolutely hate.
" Unlike French Canada, which refuses to join the 21st century. " As somebody living there, this directly stroke me. Sseth has a relatable joke for everybody.
@@a9904102 I suppose he referes to fact that Quebec is french speaking and refuses to have english as an official language. English is spoken every where else in the northern part of america, hence the joke.
Foken Facher If Quebec separated from the rest of Canada it would literally become a third world country. There wouldn’t be an army, the government would have to be completely reformed and I’m certain a million businesses will completely pull out of Quebec the moment it declares independence.
I know right. He also puts effort in it, even if it's for the joke. Most people would have just done a fake caricature accent but Sseth never disappoints B)
all my characters have the ONION hairstyle: - Aerodynamic - Beautiful - Charisma grows - Shows good taste in Style (and Food) I also play with my girlfriend ! her name is Lucas.
That ending was beautiful. It was a recent release yet I am getting nostalgic from the music and long fucking treks back to a town. Months were spent in dungeons trying to kill that one boss only to realise that tripwires are actually ancient godly deities that smite anything in your way
Hey can some veteran bucaneer in this comment section help me "try out" this Game, i dont have much experience in the ways of the free sailor and i havent been able to find a cracked version of this game
@@jaimedelreguero165 you will need an app colled torrent. after that, you should search certain program you wish to try out, i.e. 'Inward torrent download'. just don't click whatever you see
@@jaimedelreguero165 i'd tell you to check out the trusty cs.rin .ru forums but I think they're currently down. Try the repack from fitgirl-repacks .site they're safe but sometimes take a bit too long to install depending on ur cpu
@@jaimedelreguero165 Be VERY carefull around torrents, depending on you country you can (and will) get sued for copyright infringement for a couple hundred bucks. Google your country and torrent laws! This is imperative! As an alternative, you can safely use one click hosters, google the desired game and fitgirl or skidrow reloaded. Use Jdownloader for downloading comfort.
Does the author of the infamous F.A.T.A.L. RPG get royalties for the creation suites of hentai games? You've gotta think "yes" if you noticed some of the options onscreen, for character nipple size and location, the color and width of a character's anus, ad nauseam...because, as we old grognards all well know, when locked in melee combat against a raging barbarian or fell beast, with life and death so close together at that moment like the gleaming razor edges on either side of a longsword, it's absolutely vital to know the length of scrotal dangle and skin condition of your and your foe's yamsacks, or the dimensions and depth of an aeons-old evil enchantress' vagina, precisely measured right up to the back wall of the cervix. They're as key to victory as a skilled parry and riposte thrust through the ribcage of an orc chieftain. :-)
@@trpackz2848 it's 10% balls to the wall awesome firefights and 90% philosophy discussion and doesn't have a single modern anime cliche, the first part is what makes it great, the second is what makes it fantastic. Just for the love of god, do not watch the live-action Netflix adaptation.
bla bla ceviche is a peruvian dish, not a french one. Sseth called it a french dish, and the joke is that Peru is willing to go to war for that transgression
You sir, made my day! this aint just a gaming review this is pure commedy. I had the same situation seeing him in the badass armor geting oneshooted while i just kept runing.
Found this video after beating the story with one of the factions. I really like a lot of aspects of the game, the travel included though I wear a lot of speed boosting gear, the defeat scenarios feel like a great way to give fights risk without it just being a perma death game, and it's a nice balance between adventure and survival, wish it was longer and had more places though (base game). I really loved how I started off going to the swamp and reconsidering the idea of joining the holy mission because of the swamp, to feeling confident with two revolvers and a halberd in any area. The music is great too.
0:34 This is the image that has cursed me for the past few years. Every time I see it I want to find the source, only to be reminded that its just a screenshot of a Skyrim mod.
Y’all don’t want the sauce. Y’all don’t need the hundreds of mods both from nexus and other sites to build this shit. There’s gonna be a lot of trial and errors and the moment you decide to enable one mod in the wrong sequence you might end up crashing your game and by that I mean black textures and what not. The time and effort it will take to get it right will be longer than the time it takes to beat this game holding down shift key
That spawn mechanic kinda killed the game for me. You die - you spawn on a random spot in the map you've never been to and have no idea how to get back. Maybe later into the game you can recognise the locations but in the beginning a single knockdown puts you into a neverending respawn cycle.
@@Bullshitvol2 the map has fixed orientation so the top (12 o'clock) is always north. You can just follow a direction until you hit the edge or find what you're looking for
I actually DID try it for myself at my "friends house"... then i went and bought the game because it was real good. if they added more rpg/quest/interaction content it would be a 10/10
Two things you can easily grow in such trying times : rabbits and rats.Both grow fast,are low maintenance and can live off whatever scraps are available. Incidentally, both start with "RA" and...I'm not sure where I was going with that.
This is a man who gets sponsored, talks of it, then shows you how his sponsor is screwing you and you can get a better deal. What a legend.
he is a monumental good
Chad move
What's crazy is, it's _still_ a monumental value to the game's creators.
I've seen this way more times than I'd ever see any traditional paid ad.
I assume this is the case with others as well.
It would be funny if this was a sponsor
@@pouringblood Ah yes, the classic "payment in exposure", a truly monumental value
the fact this man has more power by the day over the game market makes me happy
He's pretty niche good effort.
Merchant's guild is no joke.
Who is this guy?
Sseth is VERY niche in context of grander youtube. It's like how people think Rockstar is huge: EA is bigger, hell even EA Sports is much huger.
@@Sheridan2LT No, he is not anymore. His videos have millions of views. That's rather impressive even in a wider YT perspective. He is far from YT top dogs still, but the very idea that you are comparing him, a single YT creator that's reviewing relatively niche and old games to a major company is a testament to that. Also he is still growing and his videos are not HotM type, so they'll get more views even if they are old. He is in a pretty good spot.
This man has too much power to make gog discount games he reviews.
The merchants guild has many connections
i wish he reviews divinity original sin 2
How can i learn this power?
Not from Steam...
Illuminati confirmed.
Mandalores influence is moving into sseth
"are you aware that we're about to have a global recession?"
I love the fact that he seems genuinely offended by the price
I just bought this weekend for 13.50.
Its was 66% off and its been a struggle, very happy i didn't pay more lol.
Some game prices are offensive, like the yearly sport titles, those always seem to release with a huge amount of bugs.
@@Rezuvious tbf anyone still buying fifa games doesn't have the right to be offended anymore, they chose this life
He's Jewish dude
His Ashkenazi arithmetic didn't add up
"Hey hey people" just brings up a huge smile on my face
And then the part where he introduces himself... gets me everytime
Even better when the intro is in another language.
same but then he trash talks Quebec :c
but I liked it anyway
Seth hear
"Outward is one of the only modern games with split screen co-op"
It hurts how much this is true.
Yep. Developers have droped the ball on that matter. I usually play the lego games in coop with my fiancé. Those and Portal 2, which is awesome.
Remember the days when you and your best bro could just hang out and 1v1 without needing an internet connection?
I'm senile, so I can't.
There's also A Way Out with split screen coop, but that's just one more example.
@@bionicdragon5 Halo 3, Gears of War series, Battlefronts 1 & 2, and the Call of Duty series spring to mind in that regard. Plus there was a few CoOp shooters as well, with games like Army of Two, and Gears of War, these were the games my family and I played for years.
Those were all almost 20 years ago. Now, there's almost no CoOp or local multiplayer games that are serious and skill based now. Halo we never really kept up with, but I heard it cut CoOp out in some way later on plus possibly downgraded in quality, GOW we lost interest in around Judgement because we played the absolute SHIT out of that Series for 5ish years, but we don't own an XB1 so we couldn't keep up with it or Halo. Army of Two was also good but was abandoned after Devil's Cartel which was a bad note to end on, as it felt like an overall downgrade from the second game. Borderlands is something almost nobody is interested in after we tried out 2 for a while. Fighting games we'd play on and off but never really got into.
.....annnnnd so after all these games were either played the shit out of, discarded, or continued on while we couldn't keep up with them due to them moving to "next"gen, there hasn't been any new games to take their place, or they COULD take their place if they actually had local CoOp implemented. I've lost track of the amount of Co-Op games that we'd be all over if it had Local CoOp instead of Online only.
What the FUCK is wrong with developers today?!! Have none of them ever had friends or family they loved playing with on the couch on one screen before and thought "yeah I'd love to play this game with them in an easy fashion, and give millions of families the same experience with their loved ones too". Do people just not physically play together anymore and I just don't know it? WHY HAS SUCH AN AWESOME FEATURE BEEN LEFT BEHIND ON WHAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE AN UPGRADED EXPERIENCE WITH NEXT GEN CONSOLES?!!
Hopefully, Ps5 and XBS remember people have friends and family they love playing with and start cranking out games that have Local CoOp that rival the experiences we had almost 20 FUCKING YEARS AGO!
@@Manglet762 And who knows? Maybe they'll even lower the prices of the consoles one day, so people can *actually* afford them.
I can't tell you how many times I haven't been able to keep up with a beloved franchise because both the console and the actual game cost more than two months' rent *and* utilities combined.
And I live in the ass end of nowhere!
“That gem is uncut and uncircumcised “ - top notch review right here
_This is how I win_
Almost as if he is talking about his audience.
Quotes to put on the box art
@@DarkThagan A respectable audience
@@LordVader1094 I'd say so myself.
the fact he played breeders of nephelym 3 years ago and still came back a month ago and made a speedrun video about it shows how dedicated this man is
He was refining his run before posting it
"Poison: a form of fast travel invented during the Nürnburg trials" dang 10/10
An experimental technology, it takes you.....not where you want to go ...
It instantly transports you to Valhalla if you have a Blue Max equipped.
Hitler fast traveled to Argentina and lived out the rest of his life under the alias Rudolfo Hildago before dying of bullet poisoning in Buenos Aires in 1945.
DarkRipper117 to country of Argentina.
@@12345678900987659101 faxts....
You know it’s good when Sseth actually shows emotion in his voice.
Had a build early in this game where drinking wine caused my character to transcend the mana bar with 105% mana reduction. In other words, drunkenness will elevate you to god status as you become a fountain of endless mana. Patched out now, but best build i had
Eric Gilchrist
Chad alcoholic monk
Well there's a new "illuminating potion" that gives you 8mp/sec regen
What else did you expect from the French?
@@azerty1933 Nine dots studio isn't french..
@@user-zg5ey5xo9i they're located in French Canadia (hence the French joke).
"Swallowing a cyanide pill. This is a form of speedruning discovered during the Nuremberg trials." I love you Sseth.
* 'made public', not 'was discovered'
After all, they've been in use for a while already, just not linked to the meta.
“Breaking my legs and taking cyanide” happens to be my favorite genre. Many thanks for pointing me in the right direction.
*"Never pay more than 20 bucks for a game"*
Words to live by.
25
@@cibo889 based and pirate-pilled
stolen laptop and using neighbors wifi is true living
My boyfriend bought it for us on a premiere xd
I only spend more than 20 if I KNOW that I'll like it. Monster Hunter World and Jedi Fallen Order are the only games that have made this exception.
Ahh yes, another game to add to the "Giant Enemy Crab" list.
Still excited for that lol
There's a surprising amount of those.
Out of the arthropods only the lobsters dont really get giant enemy treatment, poor lobsters
KENSHI INTENSIFIESS
That shoot lightning for some reason...
TIME FOR CRAB
This review was very thoughtful and in-depth. It really really made me want to play Company of Heroes again.
Your time has come.
"Explore new and amazing cave systems"
You are not gonna fool me. This cave will lead into Blackreach, just like the five before it.
As someone dating a French Canadian who escaped the Quebecois wastes. I can confirm that their food, when cooked correctly by a trained professional, gives you stat boosts.
Its only a wasteland 6 months during the winter when it goes down to -40c
Then its a super fucking boreal jungle for 3 months with heights of up to 45c
Great place if you like extreme weather.
@@Goatisme Looks like Russian weather to me. We've 'em spikes.
SHHH! That's classified information! :o You're not supposed to tell anyone!
I still live in the [Les Désolations].
It's pretty chill here.
@@Goatisme Very true. The best weather here is Fall. It also smells lovely during a short amount of days in Fall.
The only thing worse than Sseth’s hentai game references, is actually understanding the hentai game references
there where hentai references? i feel ashamed of myself for not noticing
what were they
I lost my shit at the female character customization
@manifestation of Gudako's insanity im a sseth follower. Not noticing a hentai is against the code
I require help fellow huumans
The fact that I know the "Female body customization" is from Breeders of the Nephilim genuinely bothers me.
Ahhh a fellow degenerate i see
Dat game any good yet?
@@olegloshkin6099 It has some "fun" parts but it's still an alpha product overall. Still kinda pissed about the sudden 180 on M/M content though. False advertising, istg.
I don't think I want to Google that.
@@olegloshkin6099 eh not yet
The plant tents are a very good investment. They're relatively cheap, they're permanent, and unlike most(all?) other tents, they feed and hydrate you when you sleep in them. If you don't care for the buffs the inns give you for sleeping in them, you'll save money in the long run by placing plant tents in every town and using them instead of the inns.
Nice tip. Thanks
better to just buy the one that gives the best stamina buff. You should always have liquids and foods on you. You wanna stack stamina gain as much as possible.
“17th century single-use flintlock pistols”
Literally 3 minutes later:
“Outward takes place in the Old Testament”
I just imagined David shooting Goliath with a flintlock pistol
*damn*
No, you’re right. This game is David shooting Goliath with a flintlock pistol.
@@fearofchicke no wonder goliath dead lmao
Sling ammo was often made of lead, and it's called a bullet. I'm not joking, look it up.
So a flintlock pistol lead ball could work as a sling bullet, though it's probably too small, a musket ball is probably better.
Apparently, if internet historian taught me anything, a shot from a slingshot is akin to a shot from a modern handgun in terms of power
@@hiduck8247 Well yeah David straight shot that rock right through his skull and dropped him, honestly, it wasn't a fair fight they expected to watch a lil WWE, and instead they got Indiana Jones vs the Sword Guy
"when might fails magic prevails"
-SSeth, 2020
"Heroes of Magic... and sometimes Might... if you're unlucky."
We truly are the Heroes of Might and Magic.
This video actually misled me in a very strange way. namely, I wanted to play a mage but put it off because I thought the fire stone required to create a sigil of fire was very expensive, per his description of it. I eventually decided to use magic while playing with a friend only to find out that you make a fire stone with a mana crystal and oil, both of which can be bought for relatively cheap, and are both fairly easy to find out in the world as well. Seth has made a fool of me, and I love him for it.
He is kinda right though. Beating the shit outta something is free and compared to it spending 10-20 silver on a moderately strong enemy is quite expensive.
@@ozanberk3652 the secret is to buy the ingredients for a potion, then sell the crafted potion back for more than the ingredients cost.
@@yourhumbledissenter I think they fixed it recently.
*Laughs in being a Rune Mage* Never run out of options baby.
22 minutes of my life passed by in a flash. Sseth never fails to deliver.
you only watched it once?
@@Bronimin Yes. I binge Sseths other videos everytime he uploads.
He does, however, always fail to pronounce "th" correctly. Seriously, he's gotta be making bank on this; how hard is it to hire a speech therapist to fix one sound? He could have that corrected in just a few sessions. Instead he sounds like a Jewish Mike Tyson. PUT YOUR TONGUE BETWEEN YOUR TEETH AND PUSH AIR OUT BETWEEN TEETH AND TONGUE, AND NOT THROUGH YOUR TEETH
Good man = good videos
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“Broke, hideous, and about to be homeless” real life simulator 2020
Yeah, that's the joke.
@Max RV
nobody:
random libtard: I'll insert politics under youtube video about games!
@Max RV .
keep your dirty politics out of this
@Max RV Poor joke from a poor troll.
@Max RV America is not the only country in existence.
"local co-op" drags from a cig.
"now that is a name i haven't heard in a long time"
Lolol
"Local co-op. Local. Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time. A long time."
"I think my uncle knows him. He said he was dead."
"Oh he's not dead. Not yet anyway."
"You know him?"
"Well of course I know him, he's me."
Welcome back, old friend.
A once dead tradition returns once again may it prosper and return to its rightful place
Parsec brings local co op to life
This game was so much fun with 2 player online co-op.
My friend and I literally almost 100% only one story line and it took us a ridiculous amount of time. There's a shit ton of content but most of it is optional. Even just clearing the very first map took us like 2 weeks.
Each dungeon is a lot of running, screaming, sleeping just a few feet away from a horde of walking mushrooms, eating radioactive yellow sludge pasted onto some toast, and luring enemies into some OP as fuck traps that have titanium spikes tipped with chloroform.
I absolutely loved this game so much, the extreme difficulty made it a lot of fun. Some of the "side quests" (which are really just situations you run into) are hilarious, too.
"Oh, it's the middle of a Russian winter outside. Come, stay in our castle for a few days while it calms down. Just make sure to leave your weapons and armor here, it's against etiquette to bring them inside."
"Good, now that you're defenseless and have no way of protecting yourself, meet our 8 guards who will kindly beat your ass and steal everything you own."
Although this comment is getting a bit long, I really do have to praise how good the 2 player co-op is. You can both combo spells off of each other, share items, duplicate items on accident (uh oh), and feed each other literal cyanide.
It's so funny when we had cleared an area and felt super strong, only to go into some mages tower and fight the incarnation of lightning who teleported behind us and fucking instantly clapped us. Then, it turns out that although we lived, we had permanently released this spirit into the world and if we ever went back into the tower we would get instantly clapped again.
Anyway I argue that this is one of the best games to come out in the last 6 or so years 10/10
Ngl almost fed my friend roasted cyanide cuz i didnt read the description of said berry.
Thankfully he has eyes and can read.
Very accurate review
My girlfriend and I were playing and in one of our early deaths we respawned inside the Royal Manticore Lair. We had no idea how to get out, we just kept dying over and over again. I think we spent 3 hours learning how to fight the damn thing. It was truly an experience having it rush at us out of the darkness.
Oh God so early, and he's reviewing another game i already have. Haven't been this excited since the kenshi review.
The merchant guild will not be pleased to hear a decrease in quality has been noticed in all iterations after . As a result, Sseths shekel payout has been docked for the month. Thank you for your assistance - _the merchant guild supplies, the merchant guild protects_
mom
I envy you
...Brother
Nepu
I can just feel the contempt on Sseth's voice when he said "French Canadians".
Is a hurt my feeling when i sais that because i am un canadien français et heureux de l'être mais ses mot semble si agressif 😂😂
I am un courier du bois
Wow! That is weirdly coincidental.
I have a friend, from whom I've borrowed most of my games, that is also named dauphong. Such a small, small, world.
@Enclave Soldier as he opens the abandoned double wide full of compact discs in his back yard
"The women have it a little better."
>Proceeds to show off the character creator from an extra degenerate hentai game.
I need the name, for science
@@mrcomino2915 Breeders of the Nephelym. Still a bit jank, but it's updated consistently.
@@TankMunky U made a kid happy today
Lord forgive me for what im about to do today
@@thomsnvykovski6135 i was at 86% and mega said my free trial ended, i had to wait 3 and a 1/2 hours tu nut
"I spend much of my youth holding down the shift key..." omg. I'm wiping away tears. I gave up on melee combat and built that 8 pistol cheese build geared with all the speed increasing gear I could find. I run around like the Roadrunner and shoot everything like Yosemite Sam.
Best build choice 👍
Works well irl too ive heard
@@EricToTheScionti It worked for Travis in Taxi Driver.
Hey, do you know there's an auto walk forward? I use that for travel and then use the mouse to navigate....
Absolute unit
"Sseth does not endorse the use of tobacco products"
Good to know that the oncologist inside him is still alive
worlds first self-taught African oncologist.
@@TheDarkblue57 African Jewish oncologist*
@@AtheismF7W the West can not survive without Judeo-African values
Speaking like a man with crippling cigarette addiction
"They use the second arrow embedded in their chest to calculate the directional velocity vector" 🤣🤣🤣
The first 5 minutes of the video feel like a complete review of the game, and the goodness continues for another 15 minutes. It always surprises me how efficient Sseth is. He's 400% in 20 min, rather than 100% at 20.
For those wandering, The name of the game with the character customization when he talks about females is called "breeders of Nephelym"
sugar walls before balls
Harvest Moon for big boys.
Now if only the game would get finished.
Which is free en steam too, isn't it?
@EdgeOfTheShadow Yuih Skyrim
Sseth is a secret GOG stake holder
well, except this would be impossible - GOG is a subsidiary of CDPR, fully owned. No shares.
@@Shajirr_ So Seth is Polish African that has moved to the USA from Russia? Makes sense.
@@DarkThagan Big Brain play.
The scary thing is; no he's not. GOG just can't stop him. They didn't even make the discount. It just happened in accordance to his will!
Hes African Jew ,who moved from Usa to russia.
"you can play this game with your girlfriend"
im surprised you think anyone that watches your content leaves their house...
Indeed. We are enlightened people.
@@Bidmartinlo monk status, some are even wizard level
He never specifies wheter it's human or not
I don't have a girl friend, but I do have a women that lives in my house. that eats my food and complains when I put my clothes in the wrong hamper (wife) she wanted to play it
Quarantine sucks like that, bro.
"Ninja from Fortnite" Yeah, that's how he will be remembered.
Ah yes... virgin
Look at him now, a sad, broken man bossed around by a leftist woman.
Fun fact, Quebec still hasn't signed the Canadian constitution and charter of rights.
The French are opposed in principle to acknowledging the perfidious Anglo as people.
That explains why the cops are such dicks
@@jerryjantola Lols. Lurv it
@@Goatisme The rest of Canada: Q-Quebec. Please....
Quebec: *Screeches and slams fists on their desk*
I am a bit afraid to know all of these stuff as I don't hear that much out of thumbs country makes me feel bad for not being able to know what many people pass and even suffer for...
This game is just a day in the life of your average Australian
fun fact its 4am here
As an Australian I can confirm that I regularly consume cyanide in order to fast travel
I've seen you fly by as you clip through the hitboxes over there.
Fuck Australia
Oh my God you are so funny and original
I tried playing this with my girlfriend, but she didn't want to cook in the game either.
Was she born after 1993?
@@waldorfsalad2307 lie maybe?
As long as she cooks in real life that's good, if not then she's broken and you should get a refund.
Are you sure she is a girl?
@@Misanthropolis eat hot chip, perchance?
For anyone wondering, the song that plays at the end of this review is "Chersonese" from the Outward OST, starting around 1:45 into its duration.
Thank you very much!
Holy shit thanks my brother
I bet in a few days the game review will be full of "Hey, hey, people."
Few hours more like
well, its only natural, this man's influence and outstanding guidance travels across all seven seas
took 5 minutes.
not sure why kids do that, it's not clever and ruins the Steam review page
@@dropthegun234 Its pretty funny the first couple comments but the entire page is abit much
Actual tank controls are more intuitive and faster than this game's combat.
hahaha true.
nah, it's weird at first but ends up pretty nice once you get it, like Exanima
@@gageasbury9765 it is actually pretty OK, the spell casting is also pretty cool
He already reviewed God Hand.
I played this game and the combat is great, take off your fucking backpack
9:49
The game is Breeders of the Nephelym
You are welcome.
I laughed way too hard at that joke.
Such a great game
I dont know if i should feel shame or pride about the fact i instantly recognised it
@@against1virus Or should you feel shame or pride at the fact that Dr Nolegs thought they might be the 1 person who recognized it?
good for a free game, could maybe get a couple nuts off it, somewhat limited in content and weirdly content is starting to need to be grinded for
Turning the voices down to 0 is actually the right way to play the game, glad you made the suggestion
Everything he said about Quebec is 100% true.
Living in Quebec is essentially like living in the zone of the STALKER series.
The second you hear “ osti tabarnak” behind you your life is over.
Last thing an outsider hears before dying : Tokébakicit
Dude the fact this place looks like the STALKER games in autumn and when its winter without snow is actually really fucking hilarious
Gabthegoon been living in Quebec for 11 years and I’ve NEVER head that one 😂
WHAT? Lmao
@@arsalan2231 Esti galautre tachedbabouin y sait même pas déparler en joual XD
Montréal: GTA4MP hacked lobbies
Capitale Nationale: Anor Londo
Estrie: Saints Row 2 unpatched
Saguenay Lac-Saint-Jean: FO3: Point Lookout
Côte-Nord: STALKER
Nord-du-Québec: Lost Planet
“You win by putting food in your mouth”
So it’s like Runescape
It's like living in Africa
NOT AT ALL
Alex ck ...so, it is...
I was thinking Runescape when I saw the bonfires and kettles lit in the market square.
Or every MMORPG in the early 2000's .
There is a speed cheat in game. Name your character “Code Sonic” and you can run really fast, you can even do the spin move. A few equipment pieces speed up movement and reduce stamina cost too but it’s still a lot of walking.
@Calvin Schuster Yes... Ridiculous isn't it? It looks so wack. Just look up a video from UA-cam searching Outward Code Sonic.
Gun_Samurai NICE. I was hoping they’d do that.
"the range of those daggers is about the length of a baby's arm"
Um, I don't know how to say this but, uh, daggers are usually about that long.
I can agree, I tested the range of a dagger and the range of a baby’s arm and the measurements do match up.
Can confirm, I gave a dagger to a baby and it extended his reach x2
I always watch Sseth's videos as I'm about to go to bed. Listening to that "hey hey people" puts such a big smile on my face. Thank you, Sseth. :)
“Outward takes place during the Old Testament” made me laugh harder than it should have
Its startling how accurate it is though. Like its totally normal for followers to just chat with God in it.
Feel sorry for the people in the old testament fighting giant lightning mantis shrimps man
@@nachfullbarertrank5230 There is a guy literally wrestling with an angel/god in the old testament. It is way more wacky than most people think.
@@nachfullbarertrank5230 so this is new testament, not old, but the bible does have giant killer bugs with human faces.
“The shape of the locusts was like horses prepared for battle. On their heads were crowns of something like gold, and their faces were like the faces of men. They had hair like women’s hair, and their teeth were like lions’ teeth. And they had breastplates like breastplates of iron, and the sound of their wings was like the sound of chariots with many horses running into battle. They had tails like scorpions, and there were stings in their tails.”
Close enough to fighting giant lightning shrimp imo.
That feeling when you already had the game to do coop with a friend, learning that turnips and star mushrooms with water made 3 mana potions that sell for more silver even when the ingredients are bought. Similarly knowing that blood mushrooms and rock beetles with water make 3 health potions. All to become merchant lords by buying oil to mix with water and make fire resist potions for even more sweet sweet cash.
My friend and I spent waaay too much time making mana potions...
Thanks for this tip!
oy vey
Heh, I like to pay off my blood debt the right way... Being a local meth... Errr... Potion merchant
This is like a game where you play as a labor slave in Kenshi who managed to escape the loop and starts his own journey.
As a french canadian i can assure that this is what we deal with everyday
Ah ben saint téton !
Kebac
For anybody wondering how to describe our province, " I am not canadian " is a nice reference
@@DiglidiDudeNG saint nipple ?
How the fuck do you pronounce that's name of yours? My english brain says "prowlks" but my french brain says *prool*
I played this game when it first came out. I hate being inconvenienced. And this game puts you in a position where you're constantly being inconvenienced. And I enjoyed every minute of it. Truly a great game from a small team of people.
One second in and we have a reference to F.A.T.A.L., God i love you Sseth.
/d/ungeon master’s delight?
nope that's the one
This definitely seems to be a game of extremes. Its got so much stuff that id absolutely love while at the same time balancing it out with a proportional amount of stuff that id absolutely hate.
It's like a dominatrix. You don't know if you're into it until you try it.
But yes, it is a game that wants you to cheese it.
These videos are always the highlight of the day when they come out. There’s just not a content creator quite like our favorite Nigerian warlord
Mandaloregaming makes the cut imo.
But mandalore isnt a different content creator tho
" Unlike French Canada, which refuses to join the 21st century. "
As somebody living there, this directly stroke me. Sseth has a relatable joke for everybody.
just what happen there?
@@a9904102 I suppose he referes to fact that Quebec is french speaking and refuses to have english as an official language. English is spoken every where else in the northern part of america, hence the joke.
@@masafromhell that and the extra tax and the morons who want to split thinking they gonna even last a week on their own lol
Foken Facher If Quebec separated from the rest of Canada it would literally become a third world country. There wouldn’t be an army, the government would have to be completely reformed and I’m certain a million businesses will completely pull out of Quebec the moment it declares independence.
Martyr Saint Not to mention that Quebec would immediately become landlocked.
Oh man, I didn't expect to see dauphong in here, that person is a legend
Where is he now ? all but vanished from where i used to see him
@@assaultlick2169 I do not know, I've only seen dauphong on the free market bay site, I've not visited for a while.
@@altersky4060 He still regularly uploads
@@JimC607 Where?
Hes still on p bay
100 hours in, I still revisit this video regularly and see/understand/learn something new. It is a true tour de force. Thanks.
"In Outward, you run hundreds of miles, without moving in real life". This hit me hard.
"Naturally, I left him dead on the floor and ran like a b1tch"
You have the best one liners in the business. 😂
4:43
"He's turning her into a papa johns"
"You can't consent to being a Pizza"
deliever pizza to bowling balls
“Lose private property to the state because the government finds you guilty of being alive” Ah yes, I love taxes
As a french, hearing Sseth trying to pronounce some french words is deeply appreciated.
I know right. He also puts effort in it, even if it's for the joke. Most people would have just done a fake caricature accent but Sseth never disappoints B)
"trying" is the key word here.
N'est-il pas ? Jâmebon fumay
5:14
all my characters have the ONION hairstyle:
- Aerodynamic
- Beautiful
- Charisma grows
- Shows good taste in Style (and Food)
I also play with my girlfriend ! her name is Lucas.
8:59 “Disclaimer: Sseth does not endorse tobacco products.”
Taking the moral high ground, I see.
I mean he's got a medical degree if i recall, his streams he'll just casually drop random health advice and stuff at random
You don't get it, if the tabacco companies aren't paying you, you don't endorse them
"It's over, Lucky Strike, I have the high ground!"
That ending was beautiful. It was a recent release yet I am getting nostalgic from the music and long fucking treks back to a town. Months were spent in dungeons trying to kill that one boss only to realise that tripwires are actually ancient godly deities that smite anything in your way
9:45 You edit so goddamn well I almost didn't realize this was from that OTHER type of game.
Munche What game is it?
Mel Gibson Breeders of the Nephelym. I recommend looking it up and experiencing its... content.
Skeleton Pizza Delivery Boy ?
*THE PIZZA HE-MAAAAAAAAAAN. EAT ITTTT.*
i joel fan i see
I think Sseth knows Joel too
You can't just take a projectile.
Seeth reviews are really like light in these dark times man.
Many thanks to the merchants guild for funding theses videos.
Good thing I bought the better addition for $8 today. Thank you Sseth, my gf will love playing this, she has no choice
"This is a form of speedrunning discovered during the Nuremberg Trials"
This man
Edit: Holy shit this blew up
The man has a way with words.
Did you just assume their gender? smh
Life speed run!
@@LordMoku One joke
@@christiaanboerkamp1043 One Race
I feel like Sseth gona give us Subverse review, the moment it will came out. God bless this channel.
"my copy of the game has some.. Connectivity issues"
Cuts to footage of a pirated iso. Lmao
Hey can some veteran bucaneer in this comment section help me "try out" this Game, i dont have much experience in the ways of the free sailor and i havent been able to find a cracked version of this game
@@jaimedelreguero165 you will need an app colled torrent. after that, you should search certain program you wish to try out, i.e. 'Inward torrent download'. just don't click whatever you see
@@Lothbrok2764 ye thats easy enough but the Game needs a crack to be playable
@@jaimedelreguero165 i'd tell you to check out the trusty cs.rin .ru forums but I think they're currently down. Try the repack from fitgirl-repacks .site they're safe but sometimes take a bit too long to install depending on ur cpu
@@jaimedelreguero165 Be VERY carefull around torrents, depending on you country you can (and will) get sued for copyright infringement for a couple hundred bucks. Google your country and torrent laws! This is imperative! As an alternative, you can safely use one click hosters, google the desired game and fitgirl or skidrow reloaded. Use Jdownloader for downloading comfort.
9:44 breeders of nephelym review when?
Does the author of the infamous F.A.T.A.L. RPG get royalties for the creation suites of hentai games?
You've gotta think "yes" if you noticed some of the options onscreen, for character nipple size and location, the color and width of a character's anus, ad nauseam...because, as we old grognards all well know, when locked in melee combat against a raging barbarian or fell beast, with life and death so close together at that moment like the gleaming razor edges on either side of a longsword, it's absolutely vital to know the length of scrotal dangle and skin condition of your and your foe's yamsacks, or the dimensions and depth of an aeons-old evil enchantress' vagina, precisely measured right up to the back wall of the cervix. They're as key to victory as a skilled parry and riposte thrust through the ribcage of an orc chieftain. :-)
Only took 3 years!
Now
8:00 anime is called Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade
ty kind sir, I was about to ask this question, cheers!
Is it any good?
@@trpackz2848 it's 10% balls to the wall awesome firefights and 90% philosophy discussion and doesn't have a single modern anime cliche, the first part is what makes it great, the second is what makes it fantastic.
Just for the love of god, do not watch the live-action Netflix adaptation.
@@trpackz2848 Yes. Ending is bittersweet though.
@@NordisktLejon I remember watching that as a child. Jin-Roh taught me what anime is.
When he said "ceveesh" and called it a French dish the entire nation of Peru was mobilized for war. No one knows who gave the order.
So now both of them will attack?
@@Self-replicating_whatnot Quebec and Peru attacked, France surrendered
As a Peruvian i can confirm that would start an argument
@@etherealfeedback2380 I'm not getting this one. Care to explain??
bla bla ceviche is a peruvian dish, not a french one.
Sseth called it a french dish, and the joke is that Peru is willing to go to war for that transgression
9:39 is Seth secretly calling out for help?
Blink twice if they've trapped you in the basement
He's trapped himself in the basement. He feels safe there.
All it took was an oversized novelty mouse trap baited with pirated games.
You sir, made my day! this aint just a gaming review this is pure commedy. I had the same situation seeing him in the badass armor geting oneshooted while i just kept runing.
it looks like somebody glued Kenshi and Dark Souls together
is nice
Plus some Gothic too.
Getting killed by large chickens is straight out of Gothic
This is pretty much skyrim with all hardcore mods made into a standalone game.
Saved me the days of reinstalling my modlist.
@@PlanetZoidstar Yes the Gothic is strong with this one, even the terrain speaks of Gothic 3 cheese battles between rebels and murder boars.
@@MetalHev I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw this~
"uncut and uncircumcised"
oy vey we can't have that
mutilated*
Don't worry, I'm a professional circumcist.
The idea of Seth DMing a game of F.A.T.A.L. for Mandalore fills my heart with warmth and joy.
I want to see it live and kill off the bit of soul left inside me
no one deserves to be put through that.
hold up
I want Sseth to tell me more about aNaL cIrCuMfErEnCe.
Found this video after beating the story with one of the factions. I really like a lot of aspects of the game, the travel included though I wear a lot of speed boosting gear, the defeat scenarios feel like a great way to give fights risk without it just being a perma death game, and it's a nice balance between adventure and survival, wish it was longer and had more places though (base game). I really loved how I started off going to the swamp and reconsidering the idea of joining the holy mission because of the swamp, to feeling confident with two revolvers and a halberd in any area.
The music is great too.
"I guess that's fine for a an indie title that only... a wait... wait... how much??
Are you aware we're about to have a global recession?"
That one hits hard for anyone paying attention to the world.
I watched the video too
yes I lose it one this one XD
0:34 This is the image that has cursed me for the past few years. Every time I see it I want to find the source, only to be reminded that its just a screenshot of a Skyrim mod.
What mod?
a man needs his sauce
Y’all don’t want the sauce. Y’all don’t need the hundreds of mods both from nexus and other sites to build this shit. There’s gonna be a lot of trial and errors and the moment you decide to enable one mod in the wrong sequence you might end up crashing your game and by that I mean black textures and what not. The time and effort it will take to get it right will be longer than the time it takes to beat this game holding down shift key
just the name will do. our suffering is our own.
Yuih-Skyrim bikini elf
"Unlike French Canada, which refuses to join the 21st century."
As a Canadian I can relate.
Et vive le Quebec libre
@@benjenlf3927 pourquoi un tramway quand les locomotive a vapeur
VANCOUVER SUPER STATE REPRESENT
i am unaware of wtf is going on quebec right now, please, do tell me the lore of the most recent BS events in such place
@@Paratroopersteark Nothing special really, just people pissed about 25 years old political crap where nothing actually happened.
This is by far the most accurate review of this game that i have seen.
"This is a form of speedrunning discovered during the Nuremberg Trials"
omfg hahahhahha
That spawn mechanic kinda killed the game for me. You die - you spawn on a random spot in the map you've never been to and have no idea how to get back.
Maybe later into the game you can recognise the locations but in the beginning a single knockdown puts you into a neverending respawn cycle.
@@Bullshitvol2 the map has fixed orientation so the top (12 o'clock) is always north. You can just follow a direction until you hit the edge or find what you're looking for
I fuckin' died laughing dude. LOL
0:01 actual footage of Sseandalore’s brain when the prescription is due...
I actually DID try it for myself at my "friends house"... then i went and bought the game because it was real good. if they added more rpg/quest/interaction content it would be a 10/10
What a journey. The ability to make multiple aspects of a game enthralling, funny, immersive, and relatable is amazing. Loved every second!
8:03
>Voice actor with most of their limbs still attached
bruh what do they need limbs for I pay them to talk not to walk
For motion, yeah limbs are overrated.
I guess the "global recession" joke won't be as funny when I'll be standing in line for soup but I'll try to cover my dread by laughing
Two things you can easily grow in such trying times : rabbits and rats.Both grow fast,are low maintenance and can live off whatever scraps are available.
Incidentally, both start with "RA" and...I'm not sure where I was going with that.
@@tunnar79 can you kill them tho? :( I can't
@@EriK8520 You will, when you're hungry enough :)
@Moral Relativism burn them to cook the bunnies.
@Moral Relativism Cooking the meat at high temperatures will get rid of most of the contaminants. Rats are also a delicacy in many Asian countries.
Are we just going to overlook the fact that he was wearing top level gear while using a floating pepperoni pizza as a weapon?
"Trusted VIP uploader" with the "dauphong" screen had me in stitches
Yes I have a pal called Dauphong as well.. XD