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I want to know if this woman has been on a liquid diet because babies aren’t supposed to eat solid food 😂
Food basically turns into liquid when you chew it (and definitely when your stomach acid hits it), but gum doesn't digest and gets stuck for 7 years. Everybody knows that.
Exactly what I was thinking 😂😂
It's not supposed to make sense. Lol😅
😆🤣😅😂😆🤣
People can have the most ridiculous beliefs about anything medical.
You know what I appreciated about this skit? The ER nurse told L&D "I'll call you back." As an L&D charge nurse, you have NO IDEA how much we appreciate that!!!! No need to come to the Labor unit if Labor is not a concern! Genuinely made me laugh! 🤣❤️
That's strange, my hospital system we are told to go to L&D for all emergencies related to pregnancy, so blood pressure and other non-labor concerns. I was once left in the ER for 6 hours and OB had go come down and ask where I was.
Most ob/gyn tell you to go to labor and delivery for any emergency after a specified gestation date. Maybe you should talk to the clinics around you about what their expectations are for pregnant women who are in crisis
Back in the 1970s-1990s, I worked in different areas as well as in L&D. It used to be that if a pregnant lady came to the ER, no matter the medical issue - - they’d send them straight up to L&D. In the 1970s I’ve had those ladies (patients) sent up for : a broken toe, a cold, a cut on a hand (from a kitchen knife), etc. Then in the 1980s any lady pregnant at 20weeks or more, were sent to L&D for non-OB related medical issues. In the 1990s, finally mostly sent up if 20weeks pregnant with mostly OB related issues.
Same as where I live, there's an entire seperate triage for pregnant women. @@Lokadottir
I imagine it going -
“Oh well that’s great news but then how does the baby get food?
It’s going to starve. Should I put liquid food in the Uterus for it?”
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I'm a male and that just made me clench the uterus I don't have!
@@Gravalpea 🤣I'm a male and I had the same reaction...
😅😂😆🤣
I was waiting for the same reaction from the mum.
Yes, shove it on up there, honey. 😂
House would be so proud 👏
What the patient took from that speech: great let's get a beer
True
Considering the parentage, that child is already in for a rough life, adding some FAS to the mix can't make it much worse.
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😂😂😂
She already smoked a blunt on the way to the ER
You know L&D is getting a call back so they can hear the story.
Definitely. I had an IT career and always shared the really bizarre stuff with coworkers.
For sure!
I remember being pregnant w my 1st and i’m a chef..so i was cooking for a packed restaurant and my belly was pressed on the oven at 550 degrees…My stomach felt so hot i didn’t realize and called my doctor thinking i cooked the baby lol !
Well, considering pregnant women aren’t supposed to take really hot showers and use jacuzzis, calling the doctor was a good idea..in my opinion.
@@CC-uq7cv Great Point!! I was scared honestly!
It can definitely be unsafe! I'm no chef, but I homecook all our family's meals and this is something I'm super careful about
@@CC-uq7cv wait really? Im assuming it spikes the body's temperature and that can be dangerous for the fetus?
High body temps (especially in the first trimester) can cause neural tube defects.@@MisakiBlossom
OMG, I’ve been binging ALL your videos!
As an RN of 40+ years in critical care, ICU & ER, PACU, I can relate to EVERY SINGLE “stupid”question, argumentative patients, can’t pronounce their meds, families speaking over and for the patient the tools we use, the “Can a doctor start my IV”? 😳, nurses drinking out of a urinal and every topic you covered. Your “staff” and patient renditions are hilarious.
The funniest terms I’ve heard from nurses who are new are “Grab the BAMBOO bag instead of the AMBU bag. So we all started saying that because it broke the tension in a Code Blue.
I say “stupid” questions but in reality no question is stupid and may help us get to the bottom of their problem. You never know..
Even if the patient thanks the doctor profusely for “saving their life” at 3 am, we KNOW the doctor was nowhere to be found. WE saved the patient and of course the doctor will not correct the patient by saying give your nurses and ancillary staff the credit 🙄
Humor is fantastic in medicine due to the long monotonous nature of the shift and some days are just not recoverable for the staff.
Thank you for highlighting the extraordinary serious but funny aspect of our jobs! Laughter elevated your own serotonin, oxytocin, and endorphin
levels and decrease the stress hormone cortisol.
Keep churning out these videos! Your humor is endless!!! ❤
I always seem to confuse nurses and doctors because I know the names if my medications. And usually by the generic, not the "name brand" except where there's no generics. Usually they look at me confused for a minute and then go, oh you mean "name brand". I always wondered why that confused them so much, but I guess if most people can't say the names they get used to the butchered pronunciation.
@@buzzing.with.buttercup they might ask you the brand name for clarification. Too many drugs are sounding the same. In a pharmacy you may be dealing with a pharmacy technician who isn’t familiar with brand or the generic names.
Most doctors and nurses should know the brand and generic names.
Hey! I know the names of all my medications, thank you very much! You'll just have to give me a pen and paper so I can write them down, because I can't pronounce them! 😂😂😂
Seriously though, anyone who doesn't thank the attending nurses for keeping them attended to as the patient, needs to go to the bottom of the pharmacy list when discharge is finalised!😘✌️❤️🤣
And this is why sex education and how the human body works is soooooooooooooooooooooo damn important
At least give her credit for caring ‘cause some of these moms 🙄
I'd be more concerned about the patients nutrient intake if they believed the baby couldn't eat for the first year while still attached. Is the mother eating appropriately or malnutritious in any way?
I bet he felt great to be the bearer of such good news for once. Especially when they come so "cheap" and no medical intervention is needed 😂
I would think he'd be freaked about the fact that someone who thinks this way is reproducing.
You know this was a real conversation. Sadly, I think there are quite a few people who believe a baby develops in the stomach.🙄
Yep.
I can't help but feel that people should have a certain level of education before they are allowed to have children. As a child is a lifeform so incredibly impressionable and complex that leaving them in the hands of someone stupid is a terrible idea. Also, maybe we should make public education a lot better than it is currently.
Amen!
That was the most concise explanation. And patience that sure the angels that are. Medical workers. Not an easy job at all.
People should have a certain level of education before they have sex, period
@@jatnarivas8741it's a lil hard when certaain states don't do sex ed, or if parents homeschool and don't even let their kids know about basic anatomy.
but humans didn't start out being aware of where or how babies grow. It takes time.
That’s like when someone doesn’t take baths cause they’re afraid the baby will drown lmao
Why would you think gum choked the baby but not anything else you'd eaten?😂
She might have put herself on a liquid diet throughout her pregnancy.
Because mouth breathing breeders don’t need to be intelligent to open their legs…
This video goes to show that anxiety can make you act on the stupidest thoughts lmao
Sure, we’ll call it “anxiety” 😂
We need to play these videos in every state legislature that doesn’t allow for sex ed to be taught and show them why it needs to be taught
This is a failure of anatomy education, not sex ed. A great deal of sex ed is focused only on NOT getting pregnant, gives very little information about the female reproductive cycle or system.
Ok, yes it is very conserning that she didnt know they were 2 seperate organs. I would like to applaud the woman for still being conserned and seeking medical attention when there are those who won't. She has a consern, got it addressed and learned something new. Hopefully this has her realize and seek advice from her doctor about other things she may not know. Id rather someone learn that be deliberately ignorant.
You are so sweet
@@yeilygarcia4921 Thank you. It's scary how much people still don't know about their own bodies. I see it at those who are unintentionally unaware and deliberately ignorant. Unintentional is when someone just honestly doesn't know but is open to receive and learn this new information. Deliberate is when after the information is given, they still do not change their behavior. Even if it is harmful. For instance, men who don't honestly know how periods work but are willing to ask so they can better care for their families and friends. Where men who learn about periods and still reject the information, still believing they are correct. This woman, while was unaware, graciously accepted the new information. That's a step forward.👍🏻
Spellcheck is a thing, I suggest you use it.
that's little of the topic.
great point otherwise, but it's off topic
@@alexanderalexandarowski how..how is it off topic
You should have ended with: "... what's a uterus?"
"Unless it's an ectopic pregnancy...with Wolverine claws
So let's wake up the Obs resident to rule that out"
(Chortle chortle chortle)
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
It's especially egregious when everyone has a database in their pocket...
Funnily enough, having constant access to instant answers is actually negatively affecting those numbers. Knowledge retention is dropping. Why fully learn something if you can just google it?
You still have to know what and how to look up the correct information.
Ikr? But you don't know what you don't know - in other words, you're not aware of gaps in your knowledge till they're brought to your attention.
@@robertabarnhart6240 🤣Start by asking yourself how much you're across technology, the history, languages & cultures of the world, all the sciences & arts, your knowledge of the billions of lifeforms that have & do inhabit the earth, etc etc ad infinitum & you'll begin to get an idea. Believing the gastrointestinal tract & uterus are connected though is both an impressive gap in basic knowledge and failure of logic.
@@vicksenful If you've been told as a child that babies grow in the mother's "stomach" (which yes, plenty of people use that word when they mean "belly"), and you don't have parents with enough medical knowledge to contradict it, then yeah, you could believe the baby and whatever you swallowed were in the same place. Especially if you were never taught any critical or analytical thinking because your parents were faithful churchgoers and your school taught to the No Child Left Behind tests. I'm not excusing the stupidity, I'm just attempting to explain it.
Also, gum doesn't stay in your stomach for nine years, but too much of it can block up your intestines. Can we all collectively agree to stop telling children that swallowing seeds, watermelon, apple, etc, will cause pregnancy or a tree will grow? Some people actually believe this as adults and it's disturbing.
Counterpoint: cherry pits. A couple is fine for an adult (20~30 is where it starts to be dangerous), but anything more than like half a dozen will be dangerous for a kid. And all that's assuming the pits aren't damaged by chewing. If they are, 1 is dangerous enough for a kid.
@@CaTastrophy427 They're still not in danger of growing a tree in their stomach. Better to say it's safer not to swallow the pits and spit them out instead than give them misinformation about why.
I always tell my children that a tree will grow in their tummy of the food they are bingeing on and want more of. I also ALWAYS tell them it's a joke a minute later. What's the deal with lying to children?
My mom told me once that apple seeds contain cyanide. As a kid, I remember always spitting them out. It was only until I was older that I was told I’d have to eat 20 apples and their seeds for that to have an effect. 😂
@@viridia1526 I mean, she's not wrong, but it is a very small amount. I personally don't eat the seeds because I don't like to, and I don't like the core texture so I don't eat that either, but most people don't. I'd be a little concerned about ten apples worth of seeds, but I'd probably be more concerned about what ten apple's worth of fruit (fiber and water) would do to my gut. 😅 Ibs and fructose intolerance would not be treating me well.
Your facial expressions kill me…too funny😂
I just love your videos, they crack me up! 🤣
Our country definitely doesn't need sex-ed...😒
Sex ed isn’t the same as pregnancy classes which we do have and most hospitals give for free.
@@tinkthestrange they teach you the difference between a uterus and a stomach 🤦♀️
😂😂😂
This is basic biology and science that students should know when they learn about mammals….it’s not about sex-ed, it’s about having students study harder instead of tiktoking
@@soomin7893 in many states they can't even teach that.
At 21 weeks, she should be fully aware of these things by now 😅
Sadly some of the dumbest people reproduce.
I went to the ER at 28 weeks pregnant with bleeding. Which resolved by the time we got admitted to L&D. After waiting a couple hours for an ultrasound (which was perfect), they did a physical check and basically shrugged and discharged us. Like, "come back if the bleeding starts again". I think it cost me $2,800. Well, not me, but my healthshare (Zion Healthshare, if interested). We didn't have anymore bleeding and he was born full term at home!
"Babies aren't supposed to eat for the first six months"
Yeah, that time starts from the birth, not the conception
One night a woman came into our L&D unit saying that there had been some kind of incident at a party she had been at and she was concerned that her baby was scared. It transpired that she had not actually witnessed this incident, nevertheless she still maintained that her baby was scared. We put her on a fetal monitor and checked her vital signs. We were able to reassure her that the baby was doing fine and that her vital signs were all normal and sent her on her way, with the OB on call's blessing, of course!
So how exactly did the nutcase know her baby was scared? People looking for a paycheck Alex for 500, please....
The laugh I laughed...it was needed (*mentally ignores the fact that this has probably happened*)
More like "moms who slept through high school biology!"
That look of “and she’s going to be a mom” at the end…
I was waiting for her to ask, "So how does the baby eat?"
And THIS is why science needs to be brought back to education EVERYWHERE in the US
What happened to biology lessons and good old curiosity about how the body works? 🤦🏿♀️
I really really hope these are just skits, but somehow i think nurses actually hear this kinda stuff. I really hope their kids pay more attention in class 🤣
Not everyone is well educated. And just because something is taught in school doesn’t mean the student learned it
This is why sex ed is SO important - not everyone gets an actual education about how these things work. If all you're told is along the lines of "don't have sex until marriage or you'll get pregnant and die", that's not a great starting point for curiosity, either.
They slept through those classes because they thought they knew it all.
@@azuradawn5683 yea… that was pretty much how our sex ed went. It was “don’t have sex before marriage or this will happen” and we were shown the most horrible pictures of STI’s available.
SPOILER - I’ve had sex many times and never been married. Nothing like that has happened 🤔
I inadvertently got my niece and nephew to watch Mama Dr Jones on UA-cam and their mom encourages it so they’ve already had a better sex education than from the school. And they both feel comfortable enough to ask us questions.
Before having babies
These is ONE OF the things you need
Knowledge of the human body ESPECIALLY your own anatomy
Your videos are so funny😂
You’re an amazing actor! I laugh every time at all of your comedy. But also, go with you during the painful videos too. Thanks man.
So glad to see this as a video! It's really dumb that UA-cam doesn't allow the option to "save for later" the shorts content
Actual conversations. No joke. 🤯
rich's smile at the end😂
The sheer fortitude necessary to hold back that laughter...
Oh man. When my youngest brother was in the first grade (about 1995) a classmates mom was pregnant. My brother's classmate proceeded to tell everyone that she(the mom) has a baby in her stomach. My brother then told his classmate that the baby was in her womb. Then my went on to say if the baby was in the stomach, the accids would eat the baby. Anyways the school had a talk with my parents about making sure my brother knew what to keep to himself.
Tomorrow shes back because she stuffed a baby bottle up her hooha cause baby is hungry😂
My hope is tomorrow, someone from social work at the hospital calls to let her know they are available to talk about everything to do with pregnancy and labor. She needs to have someone she can call day or night ( like a hotline) and tell them her concerns.
She seems nice and like she will love her baby. Just give her support. It's good to make that connection and help her grow in her parenting skills.
in fairness this is so wholesome, i can't imagine the relief
Dear God those genetics are being passed on 😂
You do realize that knowledge of biology isn't typically an inherited trait, right...?
@@azuradawn5683 And intelligence?
Most people if you go back 3 or 4 generations, did not graduate highschool. They went to maybe the 8th grade and then they went to work. If they had not had children, you would not be here. We are many of us the descendants of poor farmers and working class labor that learned on the job.
I wasn’t this stupid or crazy.. but when the kid was born.. every little hiccup.. I drove that ER craaazy..
"Hi, L&D i miss-triaged, could ypu patch me to neurology please?"😂
Labour and delivery HATES getting every pregnant patient sent straight up
Yes, one night ER rushed a patient up to our L& D unit, saying she was ready to deliver. It turned out her cervix was completely closed and thick and she wasn't even contracting. Of course we monitored the baby and made sure everything was fine before sending her home!
That ending 🤣🤣🤣
And then the hospital directed her to the resources necessary for her to learn about her body since she is clearly at very caring person who wants to do the absolute best for her child
Right?
These are the kind of people having 5 kids.
If you only had a time machine! Go back 3 generations in almost any family and someone was illiterate. Somebody was picking produce or working in a sweat shop to feed 5 kids. That person is the reason you are here today, posting about this issue. Please be respectful as an honor to them.
@@jerrimenard3092 yes my grandfather was functionally illiterate. It was the 50s. Lots of people were. Not sure what that has to do with someone in 2023 who thinks that a baby is hanging out inside their stomach, just kinda marinating in all of the food that they ate.
i love the dumb it down to even children can understand logic. love that.
Omg the scruch nose "isn't it?" at the end was the frosting 😂
Thank you for being so nice to us pregnant moms and new moms. That is a new one and I would kind of laugh at that but I actually think it's kind of cute that that stuff happens. It shows that they're going to be a good mom that they're that worried about their baby over something like that. Today I haven't been feeling my daughter move very much but I know her. She has two days so I ate something and drink some juice and ate some Little Debbie's because I know she loves them. She started moving around. I honestly think she's just sleeping a lot today. I noticed she does that whenever I'm tired. Plus I'm 27 weeks so I'm sure it's getting cramped in there for her. Thanks again for the work you do. I saw you going on tour so I'm going to look at it and see if you're coming anywhere near me. I've been watching your videos for about 6 months now and they always crack me up. Especially the parts where you have to write in exactly what they say lol. My mom is a retired nurse and she used to tell me about this stuff all the time lol.
Isn't it?!! 😂😂😂
“I’ll call you back….cause gurl you’re gonna want to hear about this!”
Some folks shouldnt be allowed to procreate
That is hysterical!!
Oh no. I knew of someone like the woman portrayed here. So was actually worried that if she ate ANYTHING, that it would choke or harm the baby, and she rarely ate. She drank water and decaffeinated tea ONLY for 6 months! Until I finally showed her a video online about how it all works, her baby was safe, and the stomach had nothing to do with the placenta and uterus. All because she refused to listen to me word for word on how that all works. 😅
As good as the one they thought spaghetti would strangle it 😂
better worried than under worried
This is the first video I watched I liked and subbed hilarious
😂 did that really happen?!
As a Labor and Deliver RN. I would say it's absolutely true.We have seen some sad knowledge gaps. But it's a chance to do some much needed teaching.
"Isn't it?"
Bahahahahaha!
Who else expected him to say "now get the fuck ou-"
I loved this one!!!🎉 😍
His logic was different from what I was thinking-I assumed the baby _could_ get to the chewing gum, but thru the umbilical chord, not the throat-therefore as long as it doesnt clog the tube, baby’s oxygen supply cannot be cut off
I LOVE your stuff!! 🤩
she should be more worried about farting after swallowing chewing gum.
i got my neice good with that one. 😂
My younger sister had a shirt when she was little that had a monkey chewing gum and on the back the monkey was blowing a bubble out of its butt.
Blessings to all!
His fisted hands!!! 😂
Lol the timestamps 😂
I was waiting for her to say... "Wait, he can't get to my stomach??? Your telling me my baby is starving!!!!!!!!! OMGGGGGGGGG HELP MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"
This is exactly why there needs to be a parental license💀💀💀
I'd say "oh honey it's ok your ok and so is your baby"
My patient’s mother once called me asking: “Hey Doc! Can I put my phone’s microphone to my child’s lungs so that you can listen through the call?”
Actually heard of a mom who saved her kid's life doing this. She was talking to a nurse on the phone who misdiagnosed the kid's impending diabetic coma (kid had undiagnosed type 1 diabetes) for dehydration and recommended Gatorade. She coaxed her barely-conscious child into drinking a few sips, and of course since it was sugary, the kid got worse. The nurse wasn't taking the mom seriously when she claimed her kid was getting worse, so she put the phone to her daughter's face so the nurse could hear how her breathing didn't sound right. When she took the phone back, the nurse recommended the kid go to ER immediately.
There are actual people like this
Forget sex education
That woman needs a whole anatomy class
Another life saved
I love this channel. ❤
".....I'm sorry.....what.....?"
If “Our school never taught sex ed” was a person…
Omg this poor woman 😭🤣
Makes me feel like they didn't learn much past, "there's a baby in my tummy"
I was 10 in 1967, and learned basic reproductive education in PE class, in 5th grade public elementary school in Florida, in the heart of the Bible belt. Girls had separate PE classes from the boys back then. We had comprehension tests in PE too. Simple class, for young children. And my class had 3 girls who already had thier first period. To understand the time frame, Roe-v-Wade did not exist. Pregnant girls went to live with an out of state non-existant aunt, and black market babies were a hot commodity.
It is difficult to believe that this actually happened because that seems way out there. If it actually happened, and another healthcare worker finds themselves in this position, it might also be prudent to tell the patient that the baby can't choke because it doesn't breathe before it's born. So even if there was random bits of nonsense in there, they aren't going to enter its lungs because they are collapsed until birth.
And this is why sex education should not be left to the parents !
Nursing diagnosis: too stupid to live but not breed.
I had one tell me she stopped eating Doritos so it didn’t poke the baby
The sad part is is that this was probably drawn from real life
I’m 39 weeks pregnant and have had some scares but I’m glad nothing like…gum… XD
As a new mom you have so many concerns, it is so stressful
Please tell me that this never happened.
I liked your explaination.
the reduction of Sex ed is just going to make this occurance more common, you have my condolonces ER doctors
This is funny. I actually read somewhere that it actually takes about 2 hours for your baby to taste whatever you ate. I didn't know that before the other day. I thought it was pretty much immediately but that was interesting to learn. It makes sense though, it has to go through your system first. Thank you for being so nice and not immediately telling this person that they're an idiot. It really kind of amazes me how people get pregnant and don't really even know that much about the wrong body. Then again, some people are young and didn't have good parents to teach them the stuff. I just always appreciate good nurses because some have been really rude in the past and even I'm not this dumb.
That seems long. I had a 2 hour long fasting glucose test while pregnant, and about 30 minutes after drinking the glucose drink, my baby started kicking like crazy so I think she was having a sugar rush. Then again, it probably depends on the food, simple sugars are digested faster than most foods. If you ate a steak or something, it'd take longer to affect them.
And these are the people who are out-reproducing the rest of us. 😂
You have got to looooove those first time moms😶😬
This is why basic school education is important
I still find it amazing how many peeps have no idea about basic biology😂😂