DAD JOKES in the ER: What do you call a cheap circumcision?

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  • @heatherdelgado9303
    @heatherdelgado9303 2 роки тому +1125

    The jokes are terrible, as they are meant to be, but his expressions are killing me! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dianamural2358
      @dianamural2358 2 роки тому +19

      I absolutely agreeeeee! Lmao

    • @evedallas2271
      @evedallas2271 2 роки тому +26

      OMG the jokes were so bad it was funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @idfwy_ylsabiafwy182_GiGi
      @idfwy_ylsabiafwy182_GiGi 2 роки тому +18

      I read your comment before watching the video and that first joke about the organ donor and the change of heart the reaction on his face freaking KILLED me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @1trungynguyen
      @1trungynguyen 2 роки тому +11

      Hey..😏

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 2 роки тому +14

      There was some real "you're lucky I know the trauma staff is already overworked right now" energy in some of those glares

  • @mubangamulenga3404
    @mubangamulenga3404 2 роки тому +597

    The *"I have a question for you"* is giving me serious Saw *"I want to play a game"* vibes.

    • @rc1411
      @rc1411 2 роки тому +14

      I was thinking of the "Do you want to see something really scary?" line In the Twilight Zone ( 1983 version) that Dan Akroyd says over and over. Creepy vibes.

    • @kaitieknipe4048
      @kaitieknipe4048 Рік тому +15

      His hey I have a question sounds like Hannibal lector hello Clarice

    • @moriah93ohio
      @moriah93ohio Рік тому +6

      Yeah I can see that.

    • @hunterjames7433
      @hunterjames7433 Рік тому +5

      so glad i’m not the only one who saw this 😂😂

    • @carolemerle9995
      @carolemerle9995 Рік тому +1

      @@rc1411 I loved the old Twilight Zone series

  • @tyjifeku
    @tyjifeku Рік тому +294

    I’m imagining these as Steve’s intrusive thoughts as he’s trying to do serious ER work 😂😂

    • @marcepinillos3491
      @marcepinillos3491 10 місяців тому +11

      Yeah, that's what I thought too 😅

    • @bandana_girl6507
      @bandana_girl6507 10 місяців тому +10

      Isn't that a description of most dad jokes?

  • @AmbiambiSinistrous
    @AmbiambiSinistrous 2 роки тому +1032

    Absolutely perfect, right down to the extremely cursed Tickle-Me-Elmo pun. Austin's slowly blossoming grin as he waits for the pun to settle into his victim is so innocent and rewarding.

    • @maggpiprime954
      @maggpiprime954 2 роки тому +48

      I didn't think that was Austin tho.
      I thought these two were a completely different set of characters. 🤔

    • @daniellebarker7667
      @daniellebarker7667 2 роки тому +8

      Oh, no...it only seems innocent...

    • @carlycharlesworth1497
      @carlycharlesworth1497 Рік тому +19

      Is this Austin, or is this Austins dad, or better still, Austin's evil twin??

    • @goazer2
      @goazer2 Рік тому +12

      @@maggpiprime954 I mean that was pretty classic Rich.

    • @jinxypop13
      @jinxypop13 Рік тому +9

      That grin was the best part!!! 🥰

  • @opossumsauce4472
    @opossumsauce4472 2 роки тому +160

    "Can dogs take X-rays? No, but cats can."

    • @FasterBueno
      @FasterBueno Рік тому +8

      Oh my goood this help me get the Mexican one

    • @Justsayin490
      @Justsayin490 Рік тому +1

      😂

    • @Mushroom321-
      @Mushroom321- Рік тому +2

      😂🤣 THANK YOU!!!

    • @helenamcginty4920
      @helenamcginty4920 9 місяців тому +3

      My type of joke. Do you have xmas crackers in The Us or are they just a UK thing? (paper tubes not biscuits/cookies)
      This is a perfect cracker joke.

    • @mif_sovremennosty
      @mif_sovremennosty 8 місяців тому

      I don't get it(((

  • @jennykonrath6011
    @jennykonrath6011 2 роки тому +76

    I'm in a wheelchair, the trampoline joke had me ROLLIN😜😂😂😂

  • @the009
    @the009 2 роки тому +239

    As a Wheelchair user that trampoline one truly made me crack up thank you!

    • @onyxlily2230
      @onyxlily2230 Рік тому +6

      Although that's not a dad joke, it's more of a stepmother joke.

    • @heylloh
      @heylloh Рік тому +7

      My dad had no legs past the knees with no prosthetics, and I laughed really hard at that one too.

    • @SilvaDreams
      @SilvaDreams 9 місяців тому +4

      ​@@heyllohDunno I knew a guy like that and he always loved going on a trampoline.Was a bit jealous because hecould pull off backflips better than me.

  • @nkwhite
    @nkwhite 2 роки тому +279

    It's the creeping psychosis with each approach that makes this funny as hell... 😅

  • @buzzoffthischannelisdeleted
    @buzzoffthischannelisdeleted 2 роки тому +277

    All his grinning makes me laugh my ass off.

    • @ravennevermore641
      @ravennevermore641 2 роки тому +8

      Heeey What did one butt cheek say to the other ? Together we can Stop this 💩😂🤣

    • @dianamural2358
      @dianamural2358 2 роки тому +3

      Me tooo!!

    • @victoriarodriguez9981
      @victoriarodriguez9981 9 місяців тому +1

      I honestly think the facial expressions were either better than some of the jokes or they added to the jokes landing... without them... I probably could have survived the whole video with a straight face

  • @matilda1158
    @matilda1158 2 роки тому +14

    "I don't stop sucking when you slap me" ,that line is sending meeee😂😭

  • @ms_minna
    @ms_minna 2 роки тому +511

    When I had my eldest son, a nurse used to come to my room to just talk, joke and laugh when she was leaving work as I was so much alone. This reminds me a lot about her. ☺️

    • @revenevan11
      @revenevan11 2 роки тому +34

      Nurses like that are the best!

    • @PADS62
      @PADS62 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@revenevan11
      Yes! They absolutely are the best! 😁❤️😂

  • @hollypierce3076
    @hollypierce3076 2 роки тому +318

    OMG 😆 I’m laughing so hard my dog thinks that he has done something good and got the zoomies!!😂😂😂😂

    • @moeoverthere3640
      @moeoverthere3640 2 роки тому +17

      lol so cute

    • @ivechang6720
      @ivechang6720 2 роки тому +12

      Good times!

    • @squidward9191
      @squidward9191 2 роки тому +36

      Imagine thinking you've done something good for absolutely no reason and then running around like a madman as a result

    • @hollypierce3076
      @hollypierce3076 Рік тому +14

      @@squidward9191 knowing right! Pure joy!!😂🤣

    • @dixiecyrus8136
      @dixiecyrus8136 Рік тому +10

      ❤️❤️❤️funny pupper!🤣🤣🤣

  • @josephinemiller4780
    @josephinemiller4780 2 роки тому +121

    Omg Austin’s facial expressions 😂 I laughed so hard with each one.

  • @tippy651
    @tippy651 2 роки тому +246

    If I was the pregnant lady I'd be laughing. 😂

    • @dawnemccraw1303
      @dawnemccraw1303 Рік тому +13

      Laughing so hard I would be that the baby would be popping out 😂😂😂😅😅❤❤❤

    • @tippy651
      @tippy651 Рік тому +4

      ​@Dawne McCraw yep 😂

    • @catebrooks6779
      @catebrooks6779 Рік тому +13

      I'd at least be peeing... unlike the guy who couldn't.

    • @Kiss_My_Aspergers
      @Kiss_My_Aspergers Рік тому +8

      @Dawne McCraw That almost happened with my youngest cousin (on my Mom's side, anyway). My aunt was, I'm pretty sure, on the pain med you're given for going into labour (forget the name), and this one pretty Jamaican nurse who'd been with her since we got to the hospital was making her crack up - not even entirely on purpose, she was just naturally hilarious. Then the other nurse started yelling (not cruelly, purely out of concern) at her to stop laughing because the baby was coming out too fast. I just imagined my newborn baby cousin getting shot out of my aunt with the pressure and speed of a t-shirt cannon and couldn't stop laughing (I was pretty sleep-deprived by that point, too, and was only a young teenager at the time) long enough to hear the rest of how it went (I'd gone home early cos myself and my eldest cousin - I'm the eldest of all them, so she's the second-eldest overall - were friggin starving! Tfg for Burger King).
      Still one of my favourite hospital stories to tell.
      And we have a LOT of those in my family, cos our genetics SUCK!!!

    • @tippy651
      @tippy651 Рік тому +3

      @@Kiss_My_Aspergers That's hilarious! 😂

  • @rhov-anion
    @rhov-anion 2 роки тому +31

    My brother is a nurse and has perfected his dad jokes and dark humor. It's how you stay sane.

  • @patriciamedaris8552
    @patriciamedaris8552 Рік тому +59

    Omg the facial expressions killed me!!! And the mosquito joke was beautiful ❤️‍🔥🤣😎

  • @Moona1966
    @Moona1966 2 роки тому +198

    Austin's gone a bit creepy, and I'm here for it!

  • @demoquosal2018
    @demoquosal2018 2 роки тому +47

    How is this so adorable! His Dad joke character had me giggling way too much from his "haaayyy" to his cheesy grins at the end of jokes.

  • @LadyRad2000
    @LadyRad2000 2 роки тому +213

    I’ve missed these two! We need to see more of them please! They’re so hilarious, “hey” guy for his questions and the other for his responses. 😂😂🥰

    • @sunflowerlovingsoprano
      @sunflowerlovingsoprano 2 роки тому +4

      Did you know this is the same person playing both characters? Lmaooo

    • @LadyRad2000
      @LadyRad2000 2 роки тому +14

      @@sunflowerlovingsoprano no really?🫤
      I was speaking about the characters, not the guy playing both, but thanks for playing!😂😂

    • @sunflowerlovingsoprano
      @sunflowerlovingsoprano 2 роки тому +7

      @@LadyRad2000 ahaha I like you 😂

  • @rheah7180
    @rheah7180 2 роки тому +40

    I’m on my way to deal with some shit that I REALLY don’t want to deal with, feeling some serious depression, and this made me giggle out loud on the train. Thank you so much Steveio, I really needed this.

  • @melgoins1427
    @melgoins1427 2 роки тому +40

    I keep expecting Austin to say “Clarice” after he states “I have a question for you”.

  • @bluerose7362
    @bluerose7362 2 роки тому +71

    I absolutely love his expressions 🤣 you have to remind yourself it's the same guy playing both parts !

  • @remyc29
    @remyc29 Рік тому +13

    These are great!! The ventriloquist and the cheap circumcision ones got me, but that mosquito one... 🤣🤣☠️

    • @ExtraChillFurry
      @ExtraChillFurry 7 місяців тому

      I don't get the ventriloquist one. could you explain it?

    • @remyc29
      @remyc29 7 місяців тому +1

      @@ExtraChillFurry Like a ventriloquist, getting something to "talk" without their lips moving... At least, that's how I interpreted it. Lol

  • @Mr.Ridiculous
    @Mr.Ridiculous 2 роки тому +31

    Dad jokes are the best. 1,000,000%

  • @jens9150
    @jens9150 2 роки тому +26

    I don't know what's funnier...the dumb jokes (and I love me some dumb jokes!) or the facial expressions for both characters. Thank you for the belly laughs...I needed to laugh today. ❤🤣😂🤣❤

  • @1meanelf
    @1meanelf 2 роки тому +29

    Laughing here so much. Not sure which is funnier the jokes or the facial expressions. Steveioe you are too funny and it is appreciated so keep up the great work.

  • @hannahstephens6673
    @hannahstephens6673 Рік тому +15

    The expressions on Austin’s face were everything 💙💙💙

  • @drev6327
    @drev6327 2 роки тому +4

    "Hispanic attacks" killed me, I'm gonna start using that one 🤣

  • @TurtleyTurtles
    @TurtleyTurtles 2 роки тому +71

    This is fantastic. Dad jokes are my favorite jokes, and your dad jokes were some of my favorite tik toks! I'm so happy you put them all together in a compilation!

  • @KaitlynGarciea
    @KaitlynGarciea 2 роки тому +19

    Jokes again and again they are unstoppable

  • @dreamerworld1495
    @dreamerworld1495 2 роки тому +121

    I really think he is funny. I laugh a lot with his ER shorts. It has 90%truth in most.

  • @elainal6847
    @elainal6847 2 роки тому +20

    i loved every single one of these jokes! your ability to have on-screen multiple personalities is amazing, my daughter thought you were twins.

  • @LustyVictoria
    @LustyVictoria 2 роки тому +18

    I legit find it hilarious how proud of the punch lines he looks 😂😂😂

    • @BlairMountainNetwork
      @BlairMountainNetwork 8 місяців тому

      Yah... The expressions make it 🤣!!! ... +the creepy approach... & my favorites are the ones that end in "Get out" & he just says "Okay"... with a puppy-like tilt (which I keep expecting to follow through with a bendy exit)!!!... 😅😝

  • @skippiijoy21
    @skippiijoy21 2 роки тому +24

    1) pretty sure this is Austin's creepy cousin. 😂
    2) everytime I was like "..bruh", Rich's expression immediately reflected the same thought 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shondalesstudio
    @shondalesstudio 2 роки тому +21

    I laughed so hard I almost wet my pants lol. Every joke just escalated! And the "hey" guy face 😂😂😂😂Love this!

  • @abigailphoenixthepaperaddi2501
    @abigailphoenixthepaperaddi2501 2 роки тому +121

    Is this Austin or his darker twin, Albert? Cus I see a lot of comments calling him Austin, but I didn't pick up on that... the name Albert popped in my head. He works primarily in the morgue, but has the training (and certs) to work in the ER on occassion. When I saw others saying it was Austin, I realized Albert HAS to be Austin's identical twin.... and a bit more "twisted" than our sweet Austin.
    Anyway... cute jokes =D

  • @Proudtobegerman
    @Proudtobegerman 2 роки тому +16

    That smirk..gets me every time🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @edwardcornell1263
    @edwardcornell1263 2 роки тому +8

    Why keep roasting on Mr.Peanut.

  • @gigiwaters11
    @gigiwaters11 Рік тому +5

    I love the "Heeyyy" "I got a question for you" you are so damn funny. Would have loved to work with you in the ER!

  • @emilymulcahy
    @emilymulcahy 2 роки тому +12

    Those "hey"s were all creepy af

  • @sxxasha
    @sxxasha 2 роки тому +4

    Totally not me stalking u

  • @michellebrown3563
    @michellebrown3563 2 роки тому +25

    All of these made me laugh so hard. A couple of them I’d heard already. But still made me laugh.

  • @trevorferrone9374
    @trevorferrone9374 2 роки тому +8

    His face is great when he's telling those jokes!😂🤣

  • @tomd7274
    @tomd7274 2 роки тому +119

    Love the mosquito joke. Not necessarily gay, but Austin comes across as too nice to be straight (that was meant to be humorous; I fail often).

    • @just2botheru
      @just2botheru 2 роки тому +8

      Dang, you've never met a nice straight guy? One should wonder why...

    • @fbbWaddell
      @fbbWaddell 2 роки тому +9

      Humerus

    • @tomd7274
      @tomd7274 2 роки тому +11

      @@just2botheru it was just a joke. Your name is "just to bother u." 😀

    • @cobwash4191
      @cobwash4191 2 роки тому +11

      I was waiting for the punchline to be something about the mosquito having a little prick, but either worked just as well in this instance... haha.

    • @ab.erdeen54
      @ab.erdeen54 2 роки тому +1

      @@soda_pops9466 pretty sure homosexual men are called gay because they are gay, but i get what you mean lol

  • @silntbtrfly
    @silntbtrfly 2 роки тому +7

    Love these! The after smiles are great.

  • @colie563
    @colie563 2 роки тому +4

    Oh my gosh - this was hilarious. I love his expressions; it really feels like 2 separate people.

  • @aidenc8212
    @aidenc8212 2 роки тому +1

    A wink on the last one would have been elite

  • @jumersramos2234
    @jumersramos2234 2 роки тому +7

    The way he says question😂

  • @scientist368
    @scientist368 2 роки тому +20

    Other than the wheelchair one the others were pretty good.

  • @MultiFireflie
    @MultiFireflie 2 роки тому +5

    The „Get out“ - „Okay“ gets me every time 😂

  • @decoy1152
    @decoy1152 2 роки тому +5

    I don't know what to laugh at more the dumb a$$ jokes or the goofy grins.

    • @bunnyslippers191
      @bunnyslippers191 2 роки тому +1

      And Ben's Looks o' Death. Also the timing of the jokes like the lightbulb and pregnant lady one. That one nearly broke me I laughed so hard. *dying*

  • @theunintelligentlydesigned4931
    @theunintelligentlydesigned4931 6 місяців тому

    You did that joke so well you actually made that dad joke funny.

  • @akshaycm1207
    @akshaycm1207 2 роки тому +6

    “Hey.
    I have a question for you.”
    This now stuck in my head!
    On repeat!!

  • @Helen3691
    @Helen3691 2 роки тому +13

    “He just sat in his wheelchair and cried”. That’s so dark and I love it so much! Almost as much as I love Austin.

  • @mayamartin7359
    @mayamartin7359 Рік тому +2

    As a mother I lost it on the lightbulb one 😂😂

  • @elisabetejardim9446
    @elisabetejardim9446 Рік тому +2

    Your expressions in both characters are just hilarious! Well done! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🔝🔝🔝

  • @ig7002
    @ig7002 2 роки тому +4

    PSA: A cheap circumcision is called genital mutilation. In fact, every kind of circumcision is called genital mutilation.

    • @hectorpascal
      @hectorpascal 3 місяці тому +1

      A circumcision is a real "rip-off" in more ways than one (you lose a valuable free sex toy AND you have to pay for it !)😐

  • @mdfoster74
    @mdfoster74 2 роки тому +16

    Thank you so much for these. I laughed so hard with these....❤️😇

  • @felishrhodes6428
    @felishrhodes6428 Рік тому +1

    Oh I think another one of these should be done. That last grin after the mosquito joke had me giggling.

  • @elainembla
    @elainembla 8 місяців тому

    I love how you can keep a straight face while telling jokes.

  • @hsitgon
    @hsitgon 2 роки тому +3

    I've missed these! thanks for bringing them back! LOL I love how proud the questioner gets with every reaction he produces!

  • @colleenlunt1386
    @colleenlunt1386 Рік тому +4

    My dad was the patient telling the jokes to the nurses; he would also show them his card tricks.
    Sometimes the nursing staff would return with a spouse or friend off duty and have him repeat it all again for them. LOL 🤣.
    He would have loved hearing these. ❤

  • @pamelahofman1785
    @pamelahofman1785 2 роки тому

    The reaction expressions are absolutely fantastic. You have a real talent.

  • @broomhag
    @broomhag 9 місяців тому +1

    I'm still laughing! The "hey!" gets me every time.

  • @chiefs1992
    @chiefs1992 2 роки тому +9

    I had my hubby watch this with me and we were laughing so hard at this video. I told him that I was not sure of what was funnier for facial expressions the one telling the joke or the one asking "What"

  • @sharonpilayo7787
    @sharonpilayo7787 2 роки тому +5

    Corny, cute, and hilarious! 🤣😂. Austin’s, facial expressions are absolutely too much! 😭

  • @hillywood1777
    @hillywood1777 2 роки тому +1

    "Together we can stop this shit" 😂😂😂😂

  • @stephaniewillson9383
    @stephaniewillson9383 8 місяців тому

    One incredibly talented man!!!

  • @amethyst5538
    @amethyst5538 2 роки тому +5

    My Dad. His the paramedic in the back making these jokes.😂

  • @RosiePosey5150
    @RosiePosey5150 2 роки тому +4

    Everyone of these was GOLD. Tagged my dad's on Facebook and they gonna laugh so hard 🤣

  • @carnalucious
    @carnalucious 2 роки тому +1

    Stevioe's looks of disgust...just... *chef's kiss*

  • @katwitanruna
    @katwitanruna 2 роки тому +2

    Oh that last one! Austin you bad boy.

  • @kara2starr
    @kara2starr 2 роки тому +9

    These are fantastic. Love me some dad jokes. But why is it always to Rich? I love that it’s always when he’s cranky or doing something. Lol Oh Austin, his innocence and gigantic smile is the best! Makes me crack up every time.

    • @pandagirl42087
      @pandagirl42087 Рік тому

      Pretty sure that last joke explained why always Rich. Austin has a crush.

  • @sailasails11241995
    @sailasails11241995 2 роки тому +3

    I am absolutely dying of laughter!!

  • @PRJay777
    @PRJay777 Рік тому +1

    The annoyed looks are the funniest part of the video. 🤣

  • @jlane2236
    @jlane2236 Рік тому

    I love that huge grin. And the shoulders going back and forth are perfect! Love it!

  • @shantillydrake283
    @shantillydrake283 2 роки тому +6

    As a Mom of 5 I would have laughed at that 🤣🤣

  • @kuuleiyukimuraoka
    @kuuleiyukimuraoka Рік тому +4

    I'm sorry I just can't stop laughing. this is too funny!

  • @raghadalashoor6650
    @raghadalashoor6650 2 роки тому +1

    That smile at the end is everything ❤

  • @ColemanRG
    @ColemanRG Рік тому

    I love this... shows great depth of acting.

  • @divinityrose8100
    @divinityrose8100 2 роки тому +3

    Hands down the misquote one is still my favorite 😂🥵😏🥴

  • @robertgibbs6154
    @robertgibbs6154 2 роки тому +10

    Definitely the creepiest Austin I've seen so far. Buy I liked all the jokes, especially the last one.

  • @BirdyMum
    @BirdyMum 9 місяців тому

    Terrible jokes are a major love language for my husband and I and a source of pain for our children. Thanks for your service to our family 😂

  • @Robynhoodlum
    @Robynhoodlum 2 роки тому

    I love the different depths of the last joke!

  • @kmss04
    @kmss04 2 роки тому +4

    Do you think you could do a scenario of a Child marriage case like in Chicago Med? It’s perfectly legal in most countries and it’s absolutely repulsive. I don’t think enough people know it happens all the time and is perfectly legal.

    • @1970Mom
      @1970Mom 2 роки тому

      Yeah, like the pedophile Republican Senator that wanted the marriage age lowered to 12 cuz he got his child victim pregnant.

  • @chrism9771
    @chrism9771 2 роки тому +3

    I love this video. It really made me laugh 😅. I had a bad day.

  • @stepha_F
    @stepha_F 2 роки тому +2

    The mosquito one!!😂🤣☠️

  • @blinkisbackhellyeah
    @blinkisbackhellyeah 5 місяців тому +1

    1:58 😂😂😂 that smile and giggle 🤣🤣

  • @stranger_thingz3875
    @stranger_thingz3875 2 роки тому +7

    first i love ur videos sm! you are so funny! ur dad jokes are the best ❤️❤️

  • @laurapeterson559
    @laurapeterson559 2 роки тому

    These are some of my FAVORITES please do more!!!

  • @mernada1
    @mernada1 9 місяців тому

    Your facial expressions are so hysterical!!!!

  • @lynnewooten2542
    @lynnewooten2542 2 роки тому

    Stevie, you really are a great actor!

  • @MinaOmega
    @MinaOmega 8 місяців тому

    That is a slow-burn smile if ever I've seen one.

  • @ravens6286
    @ravens6286 2 роки тому

    He is cute w/a straight face & w/his sweet smile. 😊

  • @leopardsun
    @leopardsun 10 місяців тому

    That “I have a question for you 😊” holds so much power

  • @JerryRGarcia
    @JerryRGarcia 9 місяців тому

    You made my day better. Thank you.

  • @jenj8300
    @jenj8300 2 роки тому +1

    OMG that smile at the end of each of it gets me rolling lol

  • @thecrazysharma
    @thecrazysharma 2 роки тому +1

    The "hey" has to be the creepiest feeling greetings. 🤣

  • @daniellewhite3534
    @daniellewhite3534 Рік тому

    It's your facial expressions that really get me.

  • @laurelduvall9092
    @laurelduvall9092 Рік тому

    You have the BEST facial expressions!!