Birth Control Gone Wrong
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I will never understand when literate people, able to use a computer and navigate Amazon, decide they don’t need to read directions.
They probably bought them used off eBay 😁😁😁
If there is an instructions leaflets.
I've seen the instructions, they aren't the best but they do clearly say that it goes in the vagina.
Yeah, it was absolutely a scam if it's big enough for a wrist, so it absolutely didn't come with directions! I feel so bad for everyone failed by abstinence only non-education religious oppression our money grubbing health harm system. These poor kids were both doing their best to be responsible with what they had!
@@szigtemayeah, and especially can’t count on that same system to teach them internet literacy so it would be very easy for them to be fooled by fake information when they seek it out on their own
Damn, he was just missing using one as a cockring.
"Is that one useless too?"
"Yes, but you're getting closer!"
That is where I expected the first one to be, to be honest....
He may be using one as a cocktail ring 💍 😉
maybe it'll like, fall off and get stuck where it's supposed to be
@@animekitten321 Oh gods...I thought you meant his penis... then realised you were talking about the nuva-ring (in my defence: it is early and I am obviousy not awake yet! :D)
I heard that last line in Austin’s encouraging voice lmao
At least the husband was on board with birth control 😂😂
Agreed, went overboard and everything. Guess he really doesnt want kids hahahahaha
Ya wanker, it's a bloody boyfriend!
@@xXOFrannieOXxyou would think one of them would’ve read instructions or googled it
He did introduce her as his girlfriend
Let's hope he's on board with the pregnancy/baby.
When im down on myself and think im not the sharpest tool in the shed, i watch a couple of these clips and it makes me realize im sharper than a number of other tools in the shed
Bet the lights are on AND someone’s home😂
I've seen a few people wear condoms around their thumbs because that was how the sex ed worker demonstrated it
I'm ded
I’ve been having a really bad day with my ADHD and this video makes me feel so much better about myself.
Damn I needed this comment. Sorry for getting personal but I've been doing a lot of things wrong lately and REALLY beating myself up over it. Thank you for giving me a new perspective on things
Let us now bow our heads and pray for this unfortunate child. 🙄 You never cease making me laugh! ❤
😂😂😂😂
I love these videos
You can’t tell me its humane to have a child with those two as parents
Americans don’t teach their kids sex ed in school = THAT happens
I would estimate that 60% of all children are born to people exactly like these two.... 😵💫
Even with proper use of birth control, pregnancies still happen. Working as a maternity nurse, we’ve had ladies who had their tubes tied - - a few had babies after. We’ve had men get vasectomies, yep pregnancy happened - - especially if the man did NOT go back to see if he’s ‘shooting blanks’ (one of my sisters has a daughter for that reason). I learned early on, to have patients repeat my instructions - - to be certain that they really understood the info.
I do know this but hearing it through your comment makes it so scary.
@@Haimy : though these did happen, they were infrequent. It’s just that after being a hospital nurse for over 40 years, I’ve seen and heard a lot.
Tubes can heal themselves only cases where a pregnancy happen with them. Same with a vasectomy can also heal itself so it's not that shocking to hear of really.
@@amandanightstar8012You can also get pregnant for a short while after getting your tubes tied. The operation itself doesn’t fully block the tubes, the scarring does, and it takes a while for the tubes to scar enough to be fully sealed. I have a cousin who was conceived during that time.
Mind you, I have another relative who was conceived while his mother had an IUD, which is one of the most effective, most user-proof devices out there. We’re a fertile family.
My first high school boyfriend who was 12+ years younger than the next sibling. Father had had a vasectomy and the after test said no swimmers. Well Dad had a third tube they hadn't checked for that evidently healed itself after the aftercare check up. Caused all sorts of accusations until the Dad asked his doctor if the aftercare test could have been wrong. Sure enough another test and the swimmers were quite active.
I really love how Ben is always the one who gets those kinds of patients 😂😂
That's why he always look perpetually fed up with everything and angry!😂
As a pharmacist, this is the kind of patients that I attract.😅
@@Konachn4everRight, the “are you serious stare” kills me lol
I love how you can see his faith in humanity dies a little with every patient he sees @@sxnder
Ben is the funniest 😂
Hahaha... that was epic!! The ending caught me off guard. Yep, he's tripled protected. If he added 2 more rings he'll be a match to fight Shangi.. lol
Ben should've told the guy that he's supposed to wrap it around his mini me.
@@christaverduren690
I mean I don't really think that would be intended use, how is it going to do it's intended purpose of acting as a barrier to sperm if you're penis is all the way through it cause you use it as a cock ring!?😂
they wore the nuvaring like some kind of amulet to keep them from getting pregnant 😂
That is a problem with people who are so into astrology, crystals, amulets, and such. They believe everything works, even when it doesn't.
Never eat dinner while watching these videos.
I just spit everything on my screen. I wiped it clean, but I just choked bc I'm still laughing so hard.
When in doubt guys...ALWAYS PULL OUT!! 🤪
Even the pull-out method isn't 100% effective. XD@@runfastlady6395
Now you tell me! 😂 I'm eating dinner, but was between bites.
I can relate to this. I work in a pharmacy and the amount of people who are unaware of the different types of contraception are staggering
We used to learn in high school health class, before gender took over.
@@joywebster2678 Wait... Are you blaming abstinence-only "education" on trans people? Are you seriously suggesting that, despite 40+ years of right-wing extremists very openly fighting to ban comprehensive sex ed, the true culprits are a small, marginalized community that wasn't even a blip on the political radar back then??
So an agenda is fundamentally rooted in contempt for bodily autonomy, ignores LGBTQ+ folks' existence (except to briefly insult and vilify them), reinforces rigidly binary and toxic af gender stereotypes... And you say "yup, I'd recognize this anywhere - a totes valid pretext to demonize trans people!"
Damn, slow down chugging that Haterade, you're killing too many brain cells! 😂😂🤦🏻♂
I loved our middle school health teacher for telling us all of them. He was the MVP. My favorite was when a kid said his brother was too big for a condom, so the teacher literally put one over the kids feet & asked him if his brother passes out trying to have sex. Kids eyes 😳😳😳😳😂😂😂
@@joywebster2678ah yes, I remember when we freshly arrived on Earth, when reproduction was still asexual
Well, when sex Ed is removed from schools, this is what happens.
I had kinda the same kind of phone call with a client when I was a veterinarian assistant. I had a client call & wanted to know how well did a certain kind of tick collar the veterinarian hospital I worked for at that time had sold. It works like a flea collar but it was for ticks & not as toxic as the ones sold over the counter AT THE TIME. Anyway the client called asking how well does it work? I told him that we completely guaranty it & it had something like 95-97% affective. He yelled back at me & said "IF IT WORKS SO WELL WHY AM I STILL GETTING TICKS ON ME AFTER I PUT IT ON?" I had to stop & think about what he had just said & I asked him "sir where did you say did you put the tick collar?" He then repeated himself very slowly that he bought 4 tick collars & he put one on each of his wrists & one on each ankle. He then went & worked in the woods & yard all day. But when he checked himself after he put the tick collars on himself he still found ticks on him! I stood there for a few seconds & looked at my coworker like are you freaking kidding me? I then asked him again "did you say you put the tick collars on yourself?" The client - "yes, one on each wrist & one on each ankle & I still have ticks getting on me"! As calmly as I could, without laughing & without asking if he was joking but I did ask if he was serious? He said he was very serous. I then informed the gentlemen that those tick collars he put on himself was for dogs. He said really, are you sure that it doesn't work on people since he had 4 of them on? I had to tell him no sir I'm sorry but it doesn't work like that. Then he was quite for a little bit & then he asked me then how was he supposed to keep ticks from getting on him? I said I didn't know but I did know that no matter how many of those collars he puts on himself they wasn't going to work on people, they was for dog use only! He then said thank you & hung up. That was really a call I answered when I was in my 1st few years as a veterinarian assistant.
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I'll admit I'm stupid, but why wouldn't they work? Aren't they there to repell ticks? 😭😅
OMG. This is too funny. The bad thing is I used Nuvaring properly and still got pregnant with my youngest. 😂
I did too! 😂
Nothing is 100% guaranteed. "Did you read the box?" Quote from Rachel ( F.R.I.E.N.D.S.)
Same here 😏
@@runfastlady6395 Thx for the flashback. hahahahahahaha
I never trusted that thing, I mean, my body is as weird to begin with, and menstruation cups are all too big for me. Was already a hassle to insert. Had to do gymnasthics to put those in place, only lying down helped to seal it fully. And they put pressure on my bladder. That Nuvaring even can come out/disattach partly when doing a bowel movement, just like with a menstrual cup ... so yeah. Nope, nothing for me.
Hilarious skit. Sad it may have been a real interaction though.
Oh how I despise the Nuvaring. That damn thing nearly put me in the ER after “wearing” my first one for barely 40 minutes! I’m not allowed to take birth control due to my medical issues. Unfortunately for me, from the age of 16 when I had my first period I took after the rest of the women in my line and had agonizing cramps, dizziness, disorientation, and blackouts the whole time I was bleeding. By the time I was 22, my patience was threadbare with all the different gynos I’d seen who wouldn’t listen to a thing I said and just prescribed birth control. Finally, I met a great gyno who consulted with my other docs, reviewed my charts, paid attention to all my specific issues and seemed convinced that Nuvaring was going to work for me. I’ll admit it: she made me confident in it too. About 20 minutes after insertion, I was so dizzy I couldn’t stand, violently nauseated, and cramping worse than I’d ever cramped in my life….which is a hell of a thing for me to say. I remember screaming for my mother and asking her to call my dr because I could barely function I was in so much pain. Gyno wouldn’t answer but my specialist dr told me to remove the Nuvaring asap and if symptoms persisted at this severity more than an hr after removal, to go to the ER. My symptoms stopped about 40ish minutes after removal. Worse yet, when I told my gyno about the experience and explained I would not continue using the Nuvaring, she got angry with me and said I was not very cooperative! So I started looking for another gyno again.
Sadly a lot of doctors don’t listen anymore and think they know it all. They have forgotten that every patient is not textbook. Sometimes I think nurses know a lot more than doctors.
@@kathleenevans112 I’m not sure if it’s that they know more, or that they pay more attention to the patient. My maternal grandmother was a nurse and a nursing professor. She used to talk about all the stupid dr decisions she caught that could have killed her patients. Mistakes on paperwork seemed to be the main issue. Once she had to call a dr at home, wake him up at 3am-ish, and tell him he had to come back to the office because he forgot to sign off on a new medication order the patient was supposed to start taking at 4am. But she also had to stop shots, IVs, even procedures sometimes. And saving patients from people who didn’t pay attention/forgot about allergies to certain drugs. That happened a lot too.
I’ve done pretty great with finding competent, attentive, honest drs who will listen to me in many areas of my care. But I seem to be cursed with nothing but bad gynos. I’ve probably gone through 8 maybe even 10. And I just left my most recent one when she ambushed me with an in-house procedure that she said wouldn’t have lasting effects. It did. Major ones. So I’m searching for new gyno yet again.
God, that's horrible!! I'd get a hysterectomy, damn!!!
@@micheleparker3780good luck finding a doctor who will do it in the US unless you have more than 2 kids, your husband’s permission and a whole slew of other excuses. Then it’s almost impossible to get insurance to cover it. I’ve been telling my primary care physician that I want to get a complete one for several years. Her first question is always: “what if you want more kids?” Me: “then my husband would not have gotten a vasectomy.”
im 99% positive this was a real interaction. maybe 1% embellishment.
Well, at least the husband is trying hard to be equally responsible LMAO
I am just glad that YOU at least explained it as in depth as you did for the people...They'll probably get more from your instructions than the doctor anyway.
1:33 “So the ones on my ankles, those are useless too?”
Gotta give props. Bro was **really** trying to be safe. 😂
And their families thought they were making a fashion statement.
I went to the ER because my body temperature dropped into hypothermia levels and the triage nurse said I should go in. When we got there they did blood work and asked for a urine sample. I was like "ok but why?" Because that didn't make much sense and I'm a curious person. They claimed it was because they wanted to check for an infection. I had told the nurse and the doctor before the tests were ordered that I had had a radical hysterectomy. There's only 1 way I could get pregnant and that is divine intervention.
I get the read out on my app? Well, you're not pregnant.
Me: no shit, sherlock.....
It’s cya for them
@Zarga8 OH, I'm sure. It's also "people are stupid under normal circumstances, distressed they get dumber". Lol The doc and us had a good laugh about it being a catholic hospital and immaculate conception. Lol
And if you live in America I guess you paid for the privilege of knowing what was virtually impossible was not causing your problem. I say virtually impossible because as a vet nurse (yeah I know not quite the same), very very rarely a dog that has been spayed(ovaries and uterusetc removed) becomes pregnant. What happens in those cases a bit of ovarian tissue was accidently left behind, or there was extra ectopic ovarian tissue... AND an unintended small channel from vagina to abdominal cavity patent that allowed sperm to fertilise egg. Exceedingly rare, extremely unlikely, and I am not aware of any human case studies where this has happened.
@@annedymock2850 pretty much.
Yes I tell them, sure test, but I really am not the Virgin Mary, since I had my uterus ablated to stop hemorrhaging.
Pharmacy technician here. Nuvaring scripts literally say "Insert vaginally" in the directions. Maybe those online birth control delivery programs aren't the best option for everyone
Most Americans read at a 5th grade reading level. If the package insert is above that, most peeps don't even bother.
And you're assuming the person knows what "vaginal" means
After working with the general public for 11 years I have discovered that most people will not read anything (or they will skim it and make it mean whatever they want it to mean) then they will blame whoever is working when things don’t go their way.
A very very very long time ago I was at an industry meeting and one of the many topics was trending customer complaints in drug industry. Like the top 25, not the bottom of the list but in the bottom third for customer complaints was ‘the bad flavoring of their suppositories’.
I was like you have GOT to be kidding me…. In the passing decades I think its better explained but I was shocked!!
Or maybe the ring was even a fake to start with and wouldn’t have worked even if inserted marginally.
@@lilbatz5th grade and DROPPING 😮
Theres also the diffent shots for traveling that counteract birth control. Its how I came to be in this world. Drs assumed my mom knew the shots they were giving her for her diving trip to the bahamas would counteract her birth control, which she did not. Lets just say I had a hand in ruining her trip when she started having panic attacks if she went more than a foot underwater, then thought she had the flu since she was puking ALL the time. I had nothing to do with the boat catching fire though.
Dr told her when she got back and got tested since her "flu" hadnt cleared up : "You have the flu that lasts 9 months, and doesnt go away for the rest of your life."😂
Wait... I need to know more about the boat catching fire. 😂
That look at the end of "I do NOT get paid enough for this shit" 😹
Great comedy and a great PSA 😂
Lmfao omg real talk nuvaring is horrible I ended getting pregnant with my oldest on the thing it kept slipping
Size is very important with those. That can include your man's size, but that can be compensated with proper technique, that being being shallow enough to not reach the ring.
Unfortunately, they can't be custom fitted for optimal effectiveness.
I'm surprised he doesn't have one around his junk, he has them everywhere else
LOOOOOOL, this was so freaking funny!!! I haven't had to worry about the new fangled birth control since right before my hysterectomy at age 25, but like a big dummy, I put my diaphragm in upside down & 4 months later, I was pregnant, lol, the doc just laughed & said you're gonna be a mom for the 2nd time. In the heat of the moment, your brain isn't working!!!!! We were happy, my girls are 26 months apart; one is 41 & my diaphragm baby is 39 & both are smart as whips, lol, damn I was a nitwit or a derp!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You are bringing sexual education back to light!!! Please continue!!
Honestly I've said it on so many videos and I'll keep saying it we need proper sexual and body education. This kind of stuff really happens a lot and it's very frightening.
I find this hilarious because I ended up getting pregnant when I was using the Nuvaring. 🤣
Please tell me you were wearing two on your ears as hoops lolol
No, no. You can’t just make that comment and leave it at that. Details please. 😂😂😂
Are they belly button rings now??? Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It is a chance if used incorrectly yes all birth control is like that
Me too 😂😂😂
I guarantee someone is watching this as an instructional video right now.
I know a girl who put the nuba ring in the freezer instead of the fridge bc she didn't follow directions and it caused the medicine to leak out and not be effective. She got pregnant and then her mom tried telling everyone "she was on an antibiotic at the time." Despite telling us the previous story 😂
It was at this moment Ben contemplated resigning because they're bringing a child into society😂
Why I NEVER could be in the medical field.
Well, this experience can be a wake-up learning experience for them, prompting them to become wiser and more educated. Plus, who says they will take care of the child? Some couple who has been known to the adoption waitlist for a long, long time will likely be the lucky couple who adopt the kid.
Direct and blunt is his new style 🤣 .. Guess sarcasm wouldn't work with these two 🤣🤣
No matter how I'm feeling, you always make me laugh! Thank you!!😂😂😂❤
Wait till they hear about antibiotics and birth control😅
How I got preggers with my first.... I probably shouldn't have ditched health class. LOL 😆
@@Crazychickenlady448 they didn't teach it in health class
I got pregnant with my daughter that way too. Oops. 😂 but I'm glad she came into my life. ❤
OoooH, I almost forgot this, some antibiotics stop the effect of the pill for Birth control...
The only B.C 100% effective is the 2 sleep in separated room's and the door closed hahahahahahaha, no "contact", no babies.
1) always ask your perscribing doctor AND filling pharmacist how your BC works 2) always tell every doctor you see, regardless of the reason or if its relevant, that you are on birth control and what kind. 3) when a doc asks you what medications you are taking, BC counts.
Good point. All my doctors know about my BC pill. I'm just on it to regulate emotions, but even my mental health therapist is aware of what meds I take and that includes my BC
My BC have never interacted with any other meds so I don't really see the importance anymore.
@@amandanightstar8012 - Things change.
@@thegreypath1777 yeah sadly they do and in USA always for the worse
The ANKLES? ????????
I'm done
I love this guy😂😂😂😂😂
1:33
Say what you will, they were at least trying to be responsible. I do have to worry though about the availability of birth control--or any med for that matter--on the internet especially if the country of origin or the qualifications of the doctor prescribing it is unknown. I can understand people going this route because sometimes a medication is cheaper if they get it online from another country and the anonymity aspect of it but I think misuse is probably a big issue.
Pretty sure you still need a prescription for nuvaring. How is she getting it online? When I was on it, my doctor wouldn’t let me leave the office until I could show that I knew how to put it in.
I worked in a bank long ago and I thought I'd met the dumbest people there, but your channel proves me wrong every day.
Many years ago I worked in an extremely popular and very busy frozen yogurt shop. We were required (and was strictly enforced) to tell customers if they bought a frozen yogurt cake that it was frozen yogurt and it needed to be kept frozen and removed roughly 45-90 mins before serving to a fridge and to not keep it out too long. That we did not offer refunds on frozen cakes etc At least once every 4-6 weeks mostly in the warmer months a customer would come in so mad that their cake had melted a common culprit was a hot car in the summer! But I only left it in the car for 30 mins in 85degree heat…. I was just astounded! And many were like but no one told me it would melt! And we were like we do tell you upon check out and there are instructions on the label. They would legit just get angry that we should have told them frozen yogurt melts….And you know there had to be others who just didn’t return and complain. Like what part of frozen did you NOT understand?!?
I'd love to see a Mama Doctor Jones reaction to this!
Ohhhh myyyyyyy GOD!!!!! Yas!!!!! How do we make this happen?
@mamadoctorjones
Ben tells it like it is, but it falls on deaf ears!!😀
😂😂 the boyfriend “so the ones on my ankles….” Idk how people can be so slow.
Boyfriend not husband, probably why they were both trying to make sure they didn't have a child until they were ready!
To be fair, birth control is one of those things you can get online and maybe shouldn't be able to, if for no other reason than hormonal birth control is best followed by and instructed by a doctor.
Mine is just for hormonal reasons and I still talk about it with my primary care doctor and she prescribes it for me
The only problem is, there are families where a young teen girl might need BC due to hormones, but if her parents are conservative to where they automatically assume a woman takes BC "just to have sex" (as if that's a bad thing), she may not be able to get in to see a doctor or nurse practitioner without her parents preaching hell fire and damnation at her. The fact this attitude still exists is exactly why online BC purchases have to be a thing. Because at least someone sane in her family might be able to get it for her on the sly.
I know, this shouldn't have to be a problem. But considering that before the US even became a nation, the Puritans were basically "infecting" the future collective unconscious with their ultra-prudish, anti-female drivel. What's worse is some women still buy into such ideas, even as they themselves suffer with tough hormonal stuff. It's messed up, bottom line.
It largely depends on the person. I understand well that no doctor would ever take me, a female, seriously for any ailment (it's all in my head, right?), so I've resigned myself to doing all my own medical care. 🙃 I'm endlessly thankful for the available online resources to acquire anything and everything under the sun. BUT I'm also literate: able to read, understand, and follow directions and procedures. Plus I've taken a few medical crash courses. I understand that may not be the norm with the general populace.
I had a similar interaction at my Pharmacy with a girl who got her birth control online. Education is very important.
How much you want to bet they got "used" ones from a certain popular auction site?
Gross 🤢
In that case, if previously used (the right way)……ICK and YIKES!!!!!
I laughed too hard at this... I know there ARE people out there like this.... but man, you did a good job anyway! :-)
I was wondering about the facial expression in the thumbnail. Now I understand.😂
First time I see Ben speechless 😅😂😂😂
I'm just happy and excited that the man was taking a proactive role in birth control 😊
Ah, Ben! You so funny... and give a good lesson on how to use a female birth control device you've never, ever had to personally use! Loving it...
Steve you are so Funny! Thank you for always making me laugh, especially on challenging day! 😂
The stupid thing is so many people do this and when they go to get it at the pharmacy, they're nasty and rude when the pharmacist asks if they have any questions or tries to do the mandatory new medication consult.
@Anon-ed1bb very rarely does a doctor just pick a type of birth control for someone without having a conversation about how it works and how it's used along with a discussion about that persons reproductive goals. More often it's the patients preconceived ideas about how things work that cause them to ignore the actual information because they believe they already know how it works.
I had never before heard about the Nuvaring before, but it did give me some good giggles.
Poor Ben! Dealing with the public can fry your mind.
You got that right! I work retail 😜
The look of sheer disbelief on the nurses face 😅😅😅😅
The other day a guy came for semen analysis. For those who don't know, patient have to refrain from any sexual release for 3-5 days before the test. This guy filled out the required form. Other than name, address, and phone number, he only had to write yes or no for if he had preparation. He told me to check if he wrote the right thing in that box. I also had this same expression on my face at the time. Dude, how am I supposed to know if you really refrained or not?? 😅😅😅
Fun fact some people can get a rash all over from the Nuevo ring 🙋♀️ me, I went to a clinic after and complained and they thought it was scabies. Luckily, I also turned almost homicidal and was screaming to my bf on the phone and he said “take out the ring” so I did and my symptoms went away after a couple days. I went to tell the clinic what has caused these symptoms, they had to write the company 😊
If you suddenly have a problem, look at what you did recently and undo if able.
"So....the ones on my ankles...." I'm done. I'm dying. LOL
To be fair, even the smartest people alive could fail "simple" tasks, it they never get explained to them.
Interesting and very comical how people want to take so much precaution to not have a pregnancy; but don't take the time to learn how to use the contraception correctly. 'Using more is better, right!?!' 'No, using correctly is better.' 😁
And they have reproduced. 😂😂❤
And as we keep saying, READ THE INSTRUCTIONS!!
It doesn't matter if it's birth control or putting together a bookcase. Read the instructions.
Unfortunately, lots of people are often not educated on this stuff (e.g. not being told what STDs are, how to prevent them, how this whole thing works in the first place) and then they have problems later in life as a result of not knowing how this works. It's very unfortunate.
How do I prevent an STD?
As I have explained to a number of people, in particular youth, if something is 99% effective, that means 1 in 100 times, it fails. If one has a very active sex life and has sex almost every day of the year, that is 3 failures A YEAR.
Yes, if you add decimals, such as 99.9%, then it becomes 1 in 1000 (a failure every 3 years approximately) etc.
And to think these two will be raising a child😜
At my uncle's funeral have my earpiece laughed out loud 🤬
The amount of people here talking about getting pregnant with the ring. Good to know. Hihi
This is hilarious. 😂
Best channel ever
So funny. I'm not sexually active but I take a birth control pill to help regulate emotions. I was expecting it to be that she accidentally took too many at once
The ones on my ankles those are useless too? 🤣🤣🤣☠️
No way he’s getting those on his ankles! I’d be surprised to see them even fit over hands! 🤗
And yet doctors would try to deny that woman getting fixed
Well, those of us in the medical field are normally anti-eugenics as like a general ethical principal. Personal choice and consent is the most important part of sterilization procedures.
Everyone here was flabbergasted
It never ceases to surprise me how creative can some people be when it comes to birth control. Apparently in our hospital (that is joined with our med school) had very bizzare encounter. There was one couple that came to ask what is wrong with the woman since their birth control method doesn't work for them - they trully believed that she was sick or something. Well, then came the usual question "What kind of method are you using?". The doctor expected condom or pill. Nope. This couple found info that breast feeding blocks ovulation so their method was that the man will massage and suck her breasts before they do the deed 😂 The funniest part was that they used this method FOR YEARS and this visit happened when she was pregnant with their 4th child (all were unplanned pregnancies ofc).
I've read too many stories about women who got preggers while breastfeeding to think that method works. 😅
Yea, I've not been the greatest about pills. The nuvaring was not a great contender. I just got the copper cross and called it a day after it was inserted. I'm fine with periods, honestly I'm happiest during them (yea bizarre I know), so was the best option for me.
This is sincerely one of the absolute funniest most hilarious things I’ve EVER seen!! I cannot believe this is real but omg! 😅😅😅😅😅😅 People this dense shouldn’t be allowed to breed.
I'm laughing hard at this, but i didn't know about this type of birth control either.
My mom had both of us while on the pill. It is never 100% until you get a vasectomy, use a condom, and have your tubes tied.... Or just don't have sex.
I've been on the nuvaring, pills, patches...never got the shots...but recently due to fibroids trying to end my life I had to have a hysterectomy....I'm still in the healing stages...I believe next month I go back to my surgeon nurse for another check up at the hospital...
I'm so sorry!
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the depo shots were hell ! I had insane hair growth spotting terrible mood swings etc ! the patches gave me rashes and more of the same horrible side effects but with sore boobs !
Got pregnant TWICE on birth control pills, didn't miss a day, took them at the same time every day. Sometimes it just doesn't work 😳😳😳😳
I don't think I ever facepalmed so hard. Lol.
Ben with that "I give the f*ck up" look. That's like when my patient told me the cigarettes he smoked were "good for him because they were all natural". Yup, I've given that look a few times.
I am in stitches dying laughing over here😂😂😂😂😂 So I must confess one thing when I first got The ring years ago and used it for a while but when I first got it. I asked if it would interfere with Having spicy time because I was Curious if my boyfriend could feel it in he wanted kids I didn't and he didn't want to use a condom I had some negative side effects from the pill and I was leary about the implants or the depo shot so I used that he knew nothing !
He'd know if he was seriously packing.
@@OmniscientWarrior he just thought I was the problem and couldn't have kids
@@OmniscientWarrior he was about 8 1/2in or so
It’s times like this that I’m like, I really hope this isn’t based on a real story, but then after laughing my a$$ off I’m like crap it most likely is.
Omg I just about died from laughing at this one 😂😂😂😂😂
Cracking up! But actually, thanks for explaining exactly how those work! 😂
I'm a guy, I've never seen any kind of ring-type birth control in my life and I know how people are supposed to use them.
I had a female patient who was using toiletpaper for condoms. Poor girls mother (who is #8 of #15 kids) told her it works fine.
I went to the Dr one day bc I was super nauseated (more so than usual) and he asked if I thought I could be pregnant. I said no, bc I thought I was done with kids (at 43, my son was 16) but thought y'know, maybe I'll just check. I did 2 of them just to be sure and they both came up as yep. My daughter is turning 10 soon. 🤦
You can have kids till you have menopause. Technically you can after but that requires medical interference. Unless you are an anomaly.
And to have gone through menopause before 55 is quite rare.
@@OmniscientWarrior I have PCOS, so it's not easy for me to have kids in the first place. It's why there's 16 years between mine. And BOTH were complete - but welcome - surprises.
Hmmm, was it amazon or one of those “why does a doctor have to examine me, I just want birth control” type deals?
Love how they skip over the their pregnant part and got hung up on how they buggered the protection up 😂
That is how dumb people are. Sometimes it is going that it can't be their fault. Sometimes it is going that if they were right that retroactively the problems go away. Sometimes they can't believe they got it that wrong.
And this is why buying B.C. on line us a horrible idea. Idiots will never read instructions. 😂
I also loved your video where she thought that she couldn't get pregnant without being married 😂❤
I had a patient whose mother was in the room, Mom thought her daughter couldn't get bacteria vaginitis cause she wasn't married. Patient was 17. I always did quite a bit education with my patients. Not sure they believed me.
The boyfriend tho- 😂
I mean at least he was trying.
He a little confused but he got the spirit
This made me laugh so hard!😂
they wear thise nuva rings like friendship bracelets, it’s adorable 😂
This one had me cracking up.😂😂😂😂😂
You need to do a collab with the Fire Department guy I swear...