Martha Stewart Lays Into the Dais - Roast of Bruce Willis

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  • Опубліковано 28 лип 2018
  • Martha Stewart expresses her surprise at Dennis Rodman’s status on the world stage and explains how Edward Norton prepared to for his role as the Incredible Hulk.
    About the Roast of Bruce Willis:
    Bruce Willis goes from "Die Hard" to dead on arrival as some of the biggest names in entertainment serve up punches of their own to Hollywood's go-to action star. And with Roast Master Joseph Gordon-Levitt at the helm, nobody is leaving the dais unscathed.
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  • @davidhatle5486
    @davidhatle5486 4 роки тому +355

    "Dennis Rodman is alive in 2018??" *Dead* XD

  • @bad2dabohn1992
    @bad2dabohn1992 3 роки тому +86

    Can anyone imagine Betty White and Martha Stewart on a roast together? NO ONE would come out unscathed

  • @gimmemoremusic
    @gimmemoremusic 6 років тому +400

    Nikki is so flattered, it's so cute!

    • @a55tech
      @a55tech 4 роки тому +4

      gimmemoremusic #metoo

    • @cmarq817
      @cmarq817 3 роки тому +3

      Nikki criticised Martha afterwards ...

    • @Daniel-yo5es
      @Daniel-yo5es 3 роки тому +4

      they didnt like each other.

    • @turbojon8117
      @turbojon8117 2 роки тому

      Wouldn't be surprised if Nikki wrote a lot of those jokes.

  • @-ninjanOodlez
    @-ninjanOodlez 2 роки тому +18

    The way she laughed when she said "Dennis Rodman is alive in 2018?" is the funniest thing. So funny. 😂😂😂

  • @briannavarrete49
    @briannavarrete49 5 років тому +802

    Turkeys ain't the only thing she can roast

    • @Honduliocoolio
      @Honduliocoolio 5 років тому +4

      I see what you did there

    • @neoteny7
      @neoteny7 5 років тому +3

      I did what you see there

    • @jukebox1138
      @jukebox1138 4 роки тому +2

      Jive turkeys too

    • @tsoziin
      @tsoziin 2 роки тому

      I what you see did there

    • @sungkim1933
      @sungkim1933 2 роки тому

      Kenny Rogers chickens

  • @TheJamiebaby15
    @TheJamiebaby15 3 роки тому +102

    Obviously this was written for her but her delivery is impeccable

  • @tangoalfa1970
    @tangoalfa1970 5 років тому +154

    Martha Stewart could still get it.

  • @bmac2814
    @bmac2814 4 роки тому +32

    That California raisins joke may be the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life

  • @pradsz
    @pradsz 6 років тому +40

    OMG Martha out here collecting bodies 💀😂

  • @vickerandflips8061
    @vickerandflips8061 4 роки тому +78

    Who would have known Martha Stewart was such a brutal roaster

    • @bja808
      @bja808 2 роки тому

      She’s been roasting since The Martha Stewart Show was on syndication

  • @jmg2920
    @jmg2920 6 років тому +95

    The California Raisins!!! 😂😂😂

  • @JQuinnSchell
    @JQuinnSchell 6 років тому +6

    Had me in tears, great job Martha!

  • @scouser2010ify
    @scouser2010ify 5 років тому +6

    I love her on these roasts her delivery is on point

  • @adagiobreeze8493
    @adagiobreeze8493 2 роки тому +8

    My favorite joke was when she took credit for ruining Cybill Shepherd’s career

  • @vrogue8026
    @vrogue8026 4 роки тому +10

    I recorded my favorite die hard celebrity’s roast and Martha was the best so far after the commercials goes off I’ll find out if anyone can top her , great job Martha

  • @andresmateomurillojimenez2654
    @andresmateomurillojimenez2654 5 років тому +61

    Nikki Glaser's face is freakin' perfect😍

    • @fatherleo4603
      @fatherleo4603 4 роки тому +7

      She looks like Larry Bird though

    • @warlockthankless5323
      @warlockthankless5323 3 роки тому +2

      @@fatherleo4603 my guy. Her feet are even bigger. She's funny tho. Lol

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 3 роки тому +1

      @@fatherleo4603 Found Blake Griffin's UA-cam account.
      (She really does, though.)

  • @jesseortiz5938
    @jesseortiz5938 4 роки тому +4

    California Raisins Joke Was Gold!
    Martha a Very Underrated Roaster

  • @ryankennard2265
    @ryankennard2265 5 років тому +16

    I'm guessing..The California Raisins? 😂😂😂

  • @main4325
    @main4325 6 років тому +65

    this lady is a
    S-A-V-A-G-E

  • @thePraddagee
    @thePraddagee 2 роки тому +3

    They must have profesional writers. Some of them are brutal lol. This was legendary 😂

  • @nike5246
    @nike5246 6 років тому +1

    Martha is so good at roast. Classy bad funny as hell... Absolutely love her...

  • @juliusdaviesd
    @juliusdaviesd 6 років тому +11

    Dang Martha on fire as always !

  • @Baptb11717
    @Baptb11717 6 років тому +183

    For those who didn’t read the title, this a roast

    • @Wickedthtz
      @Wickedthtz 6 років тому +4

      Baptb11717. When you roast a person. It suppose to be funny .What's funny about a joke about a person surviving from a heart attack?

    • @Baptb11717
      @Baptb11717 5 років тому +13

      Wickedthtz no to you but maybe others...and before you go on a tangent on how your dad, mother, sister and brother died from a heart attack #metoo

    • @Wickedthtz
      @Wickedthtz 5 років тому +3

      Baptb11717. You don't know what a roast is obviously. And I don't know what the fuck is a #metoo.

    • @Baptb11717
      @Baptb11717 5 років тому +9

      Wickedthtz you clearly can not identify that you are being trolled, please stop replying. You are annoying.

    • @Wickedthtz
      @Wickedthtz 5 років тому

      Baptb11717. Here's a roast for you. So? what snack cakes you eat? lil Debbie or Big Debra?

  • @onlyhousestarklivesmatter
    @onlyhousestarklivesmatter 4 роки тому +2

    Martha that was cold and now you have a fan!

  • @lacienzia
    @lacienzia 6 років тому +16

    That #metoo joke fire

  • @darylpettiford4900
    @darylpettiford4900 6 років тому +40

    Love it! I didn’t know she could be so funny.

    • @oldgregg879
      @oldgregg879 5 років тому +3

      Daryl Pettiford justin beiber roast with her was the best

    • @warrenstemphly5756
      @warrenstemphly5756 4 роки тому +3

      She’s not, all the dialogue and jokes are written by paid writers.

    • @tattoojay88
      @tattoojay88 4 роки тому

      @@warrenstemphly5756exactly!

  • @ezekielmendoza2284
    @ezekielmendoza2284 6 років тому +4

    LMAO lil rel from..the raisins? 😂

  • @cq2803
    @cq2803 4 роки тому +4

    martha’s always classy and iconic lol

  • @kennethrayford4976
    @kennethrayford4976 5 років тому +6

    She had Snoop Dogg in the dressing room. You know she was ready for this lol.
    #liteemup🔥🔥🔥

  • @DanRodriguez1
    @DanRodriguez1 5 років тому +1

    Man, she killed it

  • @krizpal
    @krizpal 5 років тому +3

    The California raisins 🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @TheJamesmiller66
    @TheJamesmiller66 4 роки тому

    love her

  • @chriss5586
    @chriss5586 6 років тому +31

    I gave Martha that pearl necklace

  • @jumpinggakflash2313
    @jumpinggakflash2313 2 роки тому +3

    I'm watching this is 2021, and I'm surprised no one has tried to cancel Martha Stewart yet over these roasts. In 2021, it doesn't matter who wrote them. It doesn't matter who laughed. All that matters is the witch hunt and the satisfaction of the takedown. 😂

  • @blueboy334
    @blueboy334 6 років тому

    Savage mama!!!soooo love Martha

  • @chynawyatt4068
    @chynawyatt4068 3 роки тому +1

    Martha KILLS it every time!!!

  • @paulradley7004
    @paulradley7004 3 роки тому

    Her timing is excellent.

  • @aabhahuddar
    @aabhahuddar 6 років тому

    Martha is everything !!

  • @taylormanes5492
    @taylormanes5492 2 роки тому

    Martha Stewart KILLING it!!!

  • @elvinfrets4462
    @elvinfrets4462 3 роки тому

    Get'em Martha!!$@!#!😂😂

  • @jake8408
    @jake8408 6 років тому +43

    RIP Greg Giraldo

  • @snake6700
    @snake6700 6 років тому +2

    Just upload the full video why is it so hard to watch this..

  • @johnvernon27
    @johnvernon27 5 років тому +1

    I love how she's a regular on roasts

  • @gaoithre
    @gaoithre 4 роки тому +19

    Well, she's a cook so she knows how to roast...

  • @xRS23x
    @xRS23x 4 роки тому +2

    CALIFORNIA RAISINS 😂

  • @TravelwithRia92
    @TravelwithRia92 4 роки тому

    Local comedian im screaming 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @samusaran181818
    @samusaran181818 5 років тому +1

    Martha, you got to go on a comedy tour! I would pay good money to see Martha Stewart's comedy show.

    • @tattoojay88
      @tattoojay88 4 роки тому

      Oofda imagine how much she would have to pay several people to write her joke like the ones she said in this...

  • @vlogamer6703
    @vlogamer6703 3 роки тому

    She garnished that roast.

  • @Strik.9
    @Strik.9 5 років тому

    Classy.

  • @StreamGawd
    @StreamGawd 6 років тому

    martha killz these roasts

  • @marmotgamer8437
    @marmotgamer8437 5 років тому

    She is the best roaster

  • @covenofthesilvermoon
    @covenofthesilvermoon 3 роки тому

    Martha's a natural!

  • @mammontustado9680
    @mammontustado9680 2 роки тому

    The writers are the true heroes here.

  • @nickcervenka8756
    @nickcervenka8756 5 років тому

    She crafts those burns like a fine pair of martha stewart window blinds.

  • @georgemaherjr2290
    @georgemaherjr2290 4 роки тому

    She was funny 😂

  • @ltpenniss6691
    @ltpenniss6691 4 роки тому +1

    Now we have finally figured out the rap lyric.. "HIT IT". We'd all hit it.

  • @budidarmawan2304
    @budidarmawan2304 4 роки тому +1

    Chefs make perfect butchers

  • @TransurLifeawai
    @TransurLifeawai 5 років тому +1

    From what I've heard about Edward Norton, what Stewart says at 1:12 is actually correct.

    • @popeye697
      @popeye697 5 років тому

      TransurLifeawai it's the reason Ruffallo is the Hulk instead of him.

  • @skaihall
    @skaihall 5 років тому +3

    Dom is a legend

  • @h7opolo
    @h7opolo 6 років тому

    1:16 lmao

  • @landousamuel8015
    @landousamuel8015 3 роки тому +1

    SHE's the only one with Demi that roasted people omg lool here we go !!

  • @FrancisTheWalnut
    @FrancisTheWalnut 3 роки тому

    Nikki looks so happy during her roast, wow.

  • @johndunn9819
    @johndunn9819 6 років тому

    wicked

  • @mayankjoshi8936
    @mayankjoshi8936 3 роки тому

    2:08 My god that dude laugh

  • @dragon9ght
    @dragon9ght 3 роки тому

    Damn California raisins was just too much and unexpected but funny as hell

  • @vitani16
    @vitani16 6 років тому +7

    Maaan, i thought the B W. Roast would be boss af, like rob Lowe's or sumthin, even ann coulter, Bruce can handle some heat 😎

    • @nike5246
      @nike5246 6 років тому +1

      vitani16 , man dude, you gotta see the Roseanne roast ! That's was funny af.... lol... still laughing

    • @MC-gj5jv
      @MC-gj5jv 6 років тому

      nike5246 Any with Kevin Hart- Justin Bieber’s toast he hosted was hilarious to me

    • @tattoojay88
      @tattoojay88 4 роки тому

      @@MC-gj5jv any? Do you mean the 1 roast he been in?

  • @ronnieselfiii8948
    @ronnieselfiii8948 3 роки тому

    I'd like to give Martha a pearl necklace.

  • @peteocean2848
    @peteocean2848 5 років тому

    Martha BURNED Joseph Gordon, LOL.

  • @tristanclark3857
    @tristanclark3857 6 років тому +1

    Noted.

  • @solaricarus101
    @solaricarus101 3 роки тому

    Martha Stewart is BADASS 😂

  • @alexandriaocasio-whoretez5122
    @alexandriaocasio-whoretez5122 5 років тому +5

    Martha actually wasn't that bad! She had some good jokes and her timing was good.

    • @tattoojay88
      @tattoojay88 4 роки тому

      Her writers had some good jokes...

  • @andrewszalach4200
    @andrewszalach4200 5 років тому +1

    Edward Norton looks like Make a Wish Piers Morgan

  • @morecowbell235
    @morecowbell235 3 роки тому

    Her roast of Bieber was one of the best ones ever. Check it out.

  • @Truthcanbeconfusing
    @Truthcanbeconfusing 5 років тому

    California raisins hahahhahahahha

  • @vanessatrapasso7849
    @vanessatrapasso7849 6 років тому +4

    I thought Martha was killing it. With that being said why not have Lisa Lampanelli on? Lisa is hysterical. Where's Snoop Dog? He would've been funnier the Rodham.

  • @SarahScofield94941
    @SarahScofield94941 5 років тому

    I can't get over Joseph Gordon-Levitt's pretty edible face !

  • @fhhfgj
    @fhhfgj 5 років тому

    Martha has some good timing

  • @JayCruz49er
    @JayCruz49er 2 роки тому

    Martha is a savage!!!

  • @mc8125
    @mc8125 4 роки тому +1

    JGL 😍

  • @ashlieelle4407
    @ashlieelle4407 5 років тому

    wait, the best part was what she said to Cybil !!

  • @dreddfull5311
    @dreddfull5311 6 років тому

    Get Ryan Reynolds, he is undefeated in roasts

  • @zombie80580
    @zombie80580 4 роки тому +1

    Martha steward is very good looking at her age.. dresses very classy and has a classy voice and really does a grrat performance when roasting...

  • @chrisharris8346
    @chrisharris8346 6 років тому +1

    Thug Life 👊

  • @leonardadams2341
    @leonardadams2341 5 років тому

    Fuck it up Martha !

  • @Picnicl
    @Picnicl 6 років тому +2

    She's like the American Dame Helen Mirren.

  • @DarthSinistris
    @DarthSinistris 5 років тому +3

    Her delivery is pretty stiff, but the shit that she says makes it that much funnier knowing that it's from Martha.

  • @JohnEbirp
    @JohnEbirp 5 років тому +1

    No word about Cybill?

  • @rjpsuh06
    @rjpsuh06 4 роки тому +1

    The closest thing to Diane Sawyer doing a roast

  • @CAMPAZFilms
    @CAMPAZFilms 6 років тому +1

    I want to be anywhere inside that jacket.......

  • @KingIjazMalik
    @KingIjazMalik 4 роки тому

    Where Do I Go?

  • @carolinelaronda4523
    @carolinelaronda4523 4 роки тому

    Martha is such a G

  • @aBOOBaMUSIC
    @aBOOBaMUSIC 5 років тому

    pre-order #SORRY by OBAWON

  • @aBOOBaMUSIC
    @aBOOBaMUSIC 5 років тому +1

    #VICTORY by OBAWON...out now

  • @hellorg
    @hellorg Рік тому

    She was off the chain

  • @vaganciv6632
    @vaganciv6632 6 років тому

    Hahahahahahaha

  • @tunde818
    @tunde818 5 років тому

    I'm surprise she didn't roast Cybil Shepherd who played her in a TV movie

  • @jamesdesomma3639
    @jamesdesomma3639 4 роки тому +14

    Sad when Martha Stewart is the funniest on the dais

    • @tattoojay88
      @tattoojay88 4 роки тому +1

      Sad when people think that and writers do 98% of it

    • @jamesdesomma3639
      @jamesdesomma3639 4 роки тому

      @@tattoojay88 so why dont the writers write better jokes for actual comedians then?

    • @HuntMac21
      @HuntMac21 4 роки тому

      Tony Hinchcliffe wrote this set

  • @bluecorvettered1810
    @bluecorvettered1810 4 роки тому

    California raisins lol

  • @jasonbriggs9719
    @jasonbriggs9719 3 роки тому

    Bro who knew. Martha can roast turkeys and celebs

  • @yowza20
    @yowza20 6 років тому +1

    Someone explain the California raisins, to me please

    • @wyliecoyote7822
      @wyliecoyote7822 6 років тому +1

      He's black, dressed in purple just like the California Raisin ads years ago that used The Temptations song
      ua-cam.com/video/mkbA3E363So/v-deo.html

    • @yowza20
      @yowza20 5 років тому +1

      Wylie Coyote thank you. We didn’t have this product/advert in my country