Love how Martha delivers her lines, so slowly, like a viper's venom, grips your breath in the last moments without remorse, no ill feeling. Respect her so much
@@stephenjstclair it's now officially American water torture since CIA carried on that legacy during their investigation from 2001, after it was prohibited for more than 300 years by Qing emperor.
She is the type of grandmother who gives you money on the sly, as if they were drugs. she is also the grandmother who swears at the table during the family dinner.
Prison was growth. I've always watched her shows and bought her merch. I'm proud of her for the positive changes she's made since incarceration. She seems to be a happier person now and even friendly...Great career save Martha, have fun now 💕
Just discovered this recently. I agree lemons into lemonade. She is more relevant and discovered today than she ever would have been if things stayed status quo. Funny how life works but hopefully she chooses this one looking back retrospectively.
Her total lack of ego in telling that "prison shank" joke is why Martha is an amazing person, and it's no wonder she's friends with Snoop Dogg lol. She's clearly a lot more than meets the eye ;-)
Love Martha Stewart in these roasts. Never was a fan of hers before cause didn't know she has this funny side to her. The prison story she told was great
I want to chime in as someone that's watched nearly all of her cooking/creative shows, bought her Halloween magazines every year for like five years, watched a few things with her daughter, saw some behind the scenes stuff on her show and on Conan... She's kind of a mischievous, odd, sassy lady. She's particular about the way she does things, and has a very, "Thanks for offering to help, but I've got it by myself" kind of attitude. She's got a great, but weird sense of humor that I can see some people either really enjoying, or really hating. The thing is, her delivery and words are sharp and kinda have that mild awkwardness that's really thrived when delivered by male comedians playing it straight. The mild-mannered, garden-loving, cookie-baking side of her is very present and very real, but I get the impression her editors and those that help produce her shows have to gently corral her into being more palatable. She's also really not afraid to make fun of herself. She's confident in who she is, but she doesn't really let her ego play into it. Like one Martha Stewart Halloween episode she had her set dressed up with little cardboard facades like a old Wild West Town for the kids with a Bank, Saloon, Inn, and a Jail with a Sherriff. She pointed out each one and said, "I know quite a bit about that one [Jail]."
I so love her for taking this all with humor . Strong woman wow . ❤❤ . I love her with snoop . Love it. I became a fan bc of her personality firts and then checked out the show
Anyone watching this after the Martha Netflix documentary? I love her so much...she cracks me up and also has produced amazing work.
I am!
Same!!! Talk about resilience. I’m in awe. Who could have such a multi faceted life and recover so well from losing everything
I am
Right here
Love how Martha delivers her lines, so slowly, like a viper's venom, grips your breath in the last moments without remorse, no ill feeling. Respect her so much
Hilarious
Slowly, like Chinese water torture.
@@stephenjstclair it's now officially American water torture since CIA carried on that legacy during their investigation from 2001, after it was prohibited for more than 300 years by Qing emperor.
Because she's reading the prompter 😂😂 she didn't write the jokes she just told the writers she would say anything 😂
but deadly😂
Martha Stewart is like that badass grandma that everyone wants
*ma not grandma
@@yojiviriak675 martha already 80☠️
@@yojiviriak675 Ok, incel 🥃
She is the type of grandmother who gives you money on the sly, as if they were drugs.
she is also the grandmother who swears at the table during the family dinner.
Well, no, not everybody
Out of all the celebrities, Martha has the most street/prison cred.
Unlike 69 she never snitched
All those rappers on stage and she did more jail time than all of them combined.
So what. Is she cool because of that? Who cares about the streets or prison buck foth of them!
@@TheXander360 I mean, she was in for some stock market shenanigans, there isn't really anyone to snitch on.
Buddying up with the most famous Crip in history might also have something to do with it.
7:01 “All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time”
Brooo 😂😂😂
I Now understand how she and Snoop Dog are so close friends. 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤
Yh I've just realised it was from this show lool bet she blazed with him
@@dontplay3088 she was sat next to Snoop @Beiber’s roast and admitted to getting a contact high.
@@StonepostInstitute Hahaha love it
Snoop knows kitchen stuff and cooking just like Martha
@@StonepostInstitute when Snoop farts everyone gets a contact buzz.
Man Martha is a straight legend. She’s a beast at roasting.
Martha's delivery is so on point. Just blunt and brutal 🤣
What a brilliant sense of humor 🤣 a clever turn of the phrase and sharp witted; I never knew how funny she can truly be. You're way cool Martha!
Seriously? All of this was written for her. These TV shows have writers! She’s reading it from a Teleprompter
@@animaljustice7774 She reads it well!
Martha isn't just great at baking but roasting too 😂
Prison was growth. I've always watched her shows and bought her merch. I'm proud of her for the positive changes she's made since incarceration. She seems to be a happier person now and even friendly...Great career save Martha, have fun now 💕
I agree. She seems much more relaxed and doesn't care about what people think. I really think her friendship with snoop has been cool to see as well.
Just discovered this recently. I agree lemons into lemonade. She is more relevant and discovered today than she ever would have been if things stayed status quo. Funny how life works but hopefully she chooses this one looking back retrospectively.
Snoop fell in love with Martha at the Bieber roast
She's an icon, the moment. Legendary. She's Martha Stewart.
The only one to truly capture Martha Stewart, was the FBI 😂😂😂😂
A joke is all about the delivery. Martha actually delivers her stories the best.
Her total lack of ego in telling that "prison shank" joke is why Martha is an amazing person, and it's no wonder she's friends with Snoop Dogg lol. She's clearly a lot more than meets the eye ;-)
Martha Stewart ROCKS
I’m living for another roast that includes Martha Stewart!
Go Martha, lol. Best roast ever. I have no doubt my neighbors heard me laughing.
The first time I saw Martha at this roast, my opinion of her flipped completely. She's a badass!
Martha has perfect timing and delivery
Everyone hitting on Martha while Martha taking a shot of Bieber lol
Love Martha Stewart in these roasts. Never was a fan of hers before cause didn't know she has this funny side to her. The prison story she told was great
I never thought she was this awesome!
"Shaq are you listening??" LOL.
Comedy central hires fantastic writers for these celebs. 🙏🏼👌🏼
Dude Bruce had a hidden banger with that salad tossing joke 💀
She didn’t roast cybill, she wrecked her…again!
Martha is a OG.
Love her! Her and Snoop are awesome together..
Can you believe she in her 80''s!!
The more I learn about Martha Stewart the more I like and respect her.
Martha Stewart is what I want to be in life
Yes
A high profile corporate criminal?
@@gangulyraj6889 mmmhmm
@@gangulyraj6889 yup lol
She’s brutally master minded 🤣
She ended whatever little career Natasha Leggero had 🤣
Martha is an ICON
I mean... It's freaking MARTHA STEWART!! Legend!! Going to prison made her empire ever stronger than before!!
Martha Stewart is a beast in everything!
She KILLED that night!
Martha has to have a team of writers or she is an untapped genius....love her.
They all have writers, even the pro comedians get help from writers
I want to chime in as someone that's watched nearly all of her cooking/creative shows, bought her Halloween magazines every year for like five years, watched a few things with her daughter, saw some behind the scenes stuff on her show and on Conan... She's kind of a mischievous, odd, sassy lady. She's particular about the way she does things, and has a very, "Thanks for offering to help, but I've got it by myself" kind of attitude. She's got a great, but weird sense of humor that I can see some people either really enjoying, or really hating. The thing is, her delivery and words are sharp and kinda have that mild awkwardness that's really thrived when delivered by male comedians playing it straight. The mild-mannered, garden-loving, cookie-baking side of her is very present and very real, but I get the impression her editors and those that help produce her shows have to gently corral her into being more palatable. She's also really not afraid to make fun of herself. She's confident in who she is, but she doesn't really let her ego play into it. Like one Martha Stewart Halloween episode she had her set dressed up with little cardboard facades like a old Wild West Town for the kids with a Bank, Saloon, Inn, and a Jail with a Sherriff. She pointed out each one and said, "I know quite a bit about that one [Jail]."
Martha Stewart definitely killed it
I love her giggle
I loved her in that Christmas episode of The Simpsons. She's a genius when it comes to decorating for the holidays 😉🎄⛄
I love Martha the most on these roasts 😂
What she got is her hard work she is classy woman very intelligent and pretty!!!😊
Martha Stewart isn't kinda hot - She's hot.
I would not kick her out of bed for getting apple rose puff crumbs on my 600 thread count bed linens.
Yes..
She's like a Bond villain...
The fact that she laughs at her own jokes is amazing. I love Martha!!!! ❤
Go girl! Martha you ate the best! No matter what you do or where you are! My respects!
I reeeaaalllyyyyy want to say something absolutely filthy about how badly I want Martha Stewart but I'm gonna show her some respect.
"Thanks for coming Martha...
I'm sure you don't do much of that these days"
Lol
on that night she came for everyone.
@@markmac2206 yes she did!
Potentially, she's the next generation of Golden Girls 🤣😂
Love this woman!!!!
Love Martha Stewart!
Martha is a great comedienne & has comic timing!
Martha is so gangster.
Justin took Martha’s final piece of advice and married Hailey Baldwin
I think Martha did pretty well.
It’s a Martha Moment..,. ❤️🖖❤️
Living legend👵🏻❤
she is legendary
Thank you for coming martha.
I so love her for taking this all with humor . Strong woman wow . ❤❤ . I love her with snoop . Love it. I became a fan bc of her personality firts and then checked out the show
Martha Stewart is gangster!!! Snoopy could learn a thing or two from her..
MARTHA?! OMFG! Bish went in deep, real deep!
hahahaha martha stewart is the real o. g.!!
She’s Hilarious 😂
She was so worth skipping school to watch circa ‘98
Martha is literally the 🐐
Martha Stewart murdered Shepard lol! Poor lady.
this girl is a GANGSTA
I love Martha!
Leave it to Martha, hilarious.
Say what u want but Martha is 🔥🔥🔥
They really need to do a new roast and quit giving us clips of the same old ones over and over and over and over and over again.
She’s gold!!!
I've done a lot of gardening, but..... ahahhahahhahahahh
Martha is definitely the epitome of Olds-Kool
LOVE her!
Love Martha ♥️
She destroyed all of them😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You go Martha!!😅😅😂
Dom Herrera what a great comedian he was
Still very much living.
Martha is funnier than all of them together 😂😂😂😂😂
Martha, I Love It, You remind me of my dear friend Ms. Giles!
~G.
🗽🤗
Martha's a hottie and funny. Love it.
"Were roasting Justin Bieber?! Someone call Martha Stewart!"
she can roast, bake, fry, sautee, steam...
Her plus snoop is gold
ICONIC
No surprise she was friend with Joan Rivers. I can see the results lol
Is s FABULOUS and HILARIOUS!!!!!! Love it 💙👍🙏👊zane
She's A Beauty ❤️❤️❤️
You don't mess with Martha!
This is 🔥
Best format
NEW UPLOAD LETS GOOOO!
I love her 🤣
can we get an insider trading edition of best come backs
Classic... smoke your dubby, drink your wine and rock on Martha...
Will Smith wouldn't last 5 seconds 🔥🔥