Roast Revenge - Martha Stewart's Best Comebacks 🔥
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- No one is as savage as the Roast assassin: Martha Stewart.
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Out of all the celebrities, Martha has the most street/prison cred.
Unlike 69 she never snitched
All those rappers on stage and she did more jail time than all of them combined.
So what. Is she cool because of that? Who cares about the streets or prison buck foth of them!
@@TheXander360 I mean, she was in for some stock market shenanigans, there isn't really anyone to snitch on.
Buddying up with the most famous Crip in history might also have something to do with it.
I Now understand how she and Snoop Dog are so close friends. 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤
Yh I've just realised it was from this show lool bet she blazed with him
@@dontplay3088 she was sat next to Snoop @Beiber’s roast and admitted to getting a contact high.
@@StonepostInstitute Hahaha love it
Snoop knows kitchen stuff and cooking just like Martha
@@StonepostInstitute when Snoop farts everyone gets a contact buzz.
Love how Martha delivers her lines, so slowly, like a viper's venom, grips your breath in the last moments without remorse, no ill feeling. Respect her so much
Hilarious
Slowly, like Chinese water torture.
@@stephenjstclair it's now officially American water torture since CIA carried on that legacy during their investigation from 2001, after it was prohibited for more than 300 years by Qing emperor.
Because she's reading the prompter 😂😂 she didn't write the jokes she just told the writers she would say anything 😂
Martha Stewart is like that badass grandma that everyone wants
*ma not grandma
@@yojiviriak675 martha already 80☠️
@@yojiviriak675 Ok, incel 🥃
She is the type of grandmother who gives you money on the sly, as if they were drugs.
she is also the grandmother who swears at the table during the family dinner.
Well, no, not everybody
7:01 “All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time”
Brooo 😂😂😂
Who would of thought going to prison would end up being the best thing ever to happen for Martha Stewarts career.
I’ve always been a fan of hers, but yeah - she seems so much more relaxed and willing to poke fun at herself post-prison.
Kkkkkk = LOL in Brazil
would've*
@@danijelujcic8644 WHERE WERE YOU THREE WEEKS AGO!? lol
Anything can happen in America
What a brilliant sense of humor 🤣 a clever turn of the phrase and sharp witted; I never knew how funny she can truly be. You're way cool Martha!
Seriously? All of this was written for her. These TV shows have writers! She’s reading it from a Teleprompter
@@animaljustice7774 She reads it well!
Man Martha is a straight legend. She’s a beast at roasting.
Her total lack of ego in telling that "prison shank" joke is why Martha is an amazing person, and it's no wonder she's friends with Snoop Dogg lol. She's clearly a lot more than meets the eye ;-)
Snoop fell in love with Martha at the Bieber roast
Prison was growth. I've always watched her shows and bought her merch. I'm proud of her for the positive changes she's made since incarceration. She seems to be a happier person now and even friendly...Great career save Martha, have fun now 💕
I agree. She seems much more relaxed and doesn't care about what people think. I really think her friendship with snoop has been cool to see as well.
Martha Stewart isn't kinda hot - She's hot.
I would not kick her out of bed for getting apple rose puff crumbs on my 600 thread count bed linens.
Yes..
The only one to truly capture Martha Stewart, was the FBI 😂😂😂😂
A joke is all about the delivery. Martha actually delivers her stories the best.
Martha's delivery is so on point. Just blunt and brutal 🤣
Everyone hitting on Martha while Martha taking a shot of Bieber lol
Go Martha, lol. Best roast ever. I have no doubt my neighbors heard me laughing.
Justin took Martha’s final piece of advice and married Hailey Baldwin
She didn’t roast cybill, she wrecked her…again!
She ended whatever little career Natasha Leggero had 🤣
The first time I saw Martha at this roast, my opinion of her flipped completely. She's a badass!
She’s brutally master minded 🤣
They really need to do a new roast and quit giving us clips of the same old ones over and over and over and over and over again.
I’m living for another roast that includes Martha Stewart!
Martha Stewart is what I want to be in life
Yes
A high profile corporate criminal?
@@gangulyraj6889 mmmhmm
Martha Stewart is gangster!!! Snoopy could learn a thing or two from her..
Comedy central hires fantastic writers for these celebs. 🙏🏼👌🏼
Martha has perfect timing and delivery
She's like a Bond villain...
I loved her in that Christmas episode of The Simpsons. She's a genius when it comes to decorating for the holidays 😉🎄⛄
If early 90’s Martha Stewart had Any clue about 21st century Martha …. 💚💜
I reeeaaalllyyyyy want to say something absolutely filthy about how badly I want Martha Stewart but I'm gonna show her some respect.
Love her! Her and Snoop are awesome together..
I think Martha did pretty well.
Martha Stewart definitely killed it
Will Smith wouldn't last 5 seconds 🔥🔥
Martha is a OG.
Potentially, she's the next generation of Golden Girls 🤣😂
Dude Bruce had a hidden banger with that salad tossing joke 💀
Martha Stewart murdered Shepard lol! Poor lady.
No surprise she was friend with Joan Rivers. I can see the results lol
I mean... It's freaking MARTHA STEWART!! Legend!! Going to prison made her empire ever stronger than before!!
Martha is so gangster.
"Were roasting Justin Bieber?! Someone call Martha Stewart!"
she can roast, bake, fry, sautee, steam...
Love Martha Stewart in these roasts. Never was a fan of hers before cause didn't know she has this funny side to her. The prison story she told was great
Martha Stewart ROCKS
She's an icon, the moment. Legendary. She's Martha Stewart.
I never thought she was this awesome!
She’s Hilarious 😂
Martha has to have a team of writers or she is an untapped genius....love her.
They all have writers, even the pro comedians get help from writers
I want to chime in as someone that's watched nearly all of her cooking/creative shows, bought her Halloween magazines every year for like five years, watched a few things with her daughter, saw some behind the scenes stuff on her show and on Conan... She's kind of a mischievous, odd, sassy lady. She's particular about the way she does things, and has a very, "Thanks for offering to help, but I've got it by myself" kind of attitude. She's got a great, but weird sense of humor that I can see some people either really enjoying, or really hating. The thing is, her delivery and words are sharp and kinda have that mild awkwardness that's really thrived when delivered by male comedians playing it straight. The mild-mannered, garden-loving, cookie-baking side of her is very present and very real, but I get the impression her editors and those that help produce her shows have to gently corral her into being more palatable. She's also really not afraid to make fun of herself. She's confident in who she is, but she doesn't really let her ego play into it. Like one Martha Stewart Halloween episode she had her set dressed up with little cardboard facades like a old Wild West Town for the kids with a Bank, Saloon, Inn, and a Jail with a Sherriff. She pointed out each one and said, "I know quite a bit about that one [Jail]."
Martha's a hottie and funny. Love it.
Will Smith cannot join this roasting.😅😅
"Thanks for coming Martha...
I'm sure you don't do much of that these days"
Lol
on that night she came for everyone.
@@markmac2206 yes she did!
hahahaha martha stewart is the real o. g.!!
She was so worth skipping school to watch circa ‘98
It’s a Martha Moment..,. ❤️🖖❤️
Love this woman!!!!
Say what u want but Martha is 🔥🔥🔥
What she got is her hard work she is classy woman very intelligent and pretty!!!😊
Go girl! Martha you ate the best! No matter what you do or where you are! My respects!
she is legendary
Dom Herrera what a great comedian he was
Still very much living.
I've done a lot of gardening, but..... ahahhahahhahahahh
I love her giggle
I love Martha!
You go Martha!!😅😅😂
Martha could've caught a slap🤦🏾just kidding
No, Cybil’s career did not end after playing Martha. Lordy
Quick what was the last thing Cybil's been in in the last five years? Without using Google. Quickly.
...That's what I thought.
She's A Beauty ❤️❤️❤️
can we get an insider trading edition of best come backs
Martha is definitely the epitome of Olds-Kool
Martha, I Love It, You remind me of my dear friend Ms. Giles!
~G.
🗽🤗
everytime someone says Martha my brain start saying "why did you say that name"
Living legend👵🏻❤
Love Martha Stewart!
She KILLED that night!
NEW UPLOAD LETS GOOOO!
MARTHA?! OMFG! Bish went in deep, real deep!
Love Martha ♥️
Is s FABULOUS and HILARIOUS!!!!!! Love it 💙👍🙏👊zane
The fact they left out how she roasted Kevin hart earns this a thumbs down
Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t a comeback hast to be after a response? Best comebacks and Justin starts talking which was the last roast of the night… just saying
thats how all of these are, ive seen all the roasts and most of these are preemptive strikes.
This is 🔥
Lowkey, Martha fine
For the record, there are like 20 roasters more savage than Martha Stewart. It doesn't mean she isn't funny, it's just like trying to claim Hawkeye is the most savage Avenger.
Uh, after how many people Hawkeye killed in his Disney+ show, he actually has the highest on-screen body count out of them all.. at 55.
@@stevenlucas6029 Star Lord killed half the galaxy, son.
@@stevenlucas6029 55 people on screen vs the 3,000 kills Thor claims off screen. That's some sad justification of Hawkeye's "savage" nature.
@@stevenlucas6029 Iron Man killed dozens of people in just his first movie, and hundreds of Thanos's soldiers in his last. So, I'm not sure what's wrong with you, but I hope you can get it fixed.
@@stevenlucas6029 are we just talking about people? because in IW Thor took out way more creatures than that just by landing in Wakanda.
Her plus snoop is gold
ICONIC
Thank you for coming martha.
Best format
Folks you do realize somebody wrote all this for her right? This is not coming out of her head.
You don't mess with Martha!
I love her 🤣
Can you believe she in her 80''s!!
Martha Stewart in her kitchen .... Waving her spatula ...😊 " Enter the lair of dragon at your peril I roast,baste, pan fry, steam , charbroil nuts of this world of all shapes sizes
MS is fine. That granny would get it. I know she got that snapper.
Ahhhhh Martha can read lol ...
Cool lady! Very funny!
7:33 isn't that Tito Ortiz?
Thought I was the only one who noticed that😂
He didn't understand any of the jokes.
Who wrote her jokes for the Bieber roast!? 😂
She destroyed all of them😂😂😂😂😂😂😂