Roast Revenge - Martha Stewart's Best Comebacks 🔥

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  • @helenagreenpine1496
    @helenagreenpine1496 Місяць тому +162

    Anyone watching this after the Martha Netflix documentary? I love her so much...she cracks me up and also has produced amazing work.

    • @askdr.m3440
      @askdr.m3440 Місяць тому +2

      I am!

    • @Preppyguy-n4y
      @Preppyguy-n4y Місяць тому

      Same!!! Talk about resilience. I’m in awe. Who could have such a multi faceted life and recover so well from losing everything

    • @River14q
      @River14q Місяць тому

      I am

    • @haymaker710
      @haymaker710 20 днів тому

      Right here

  • @bluefusionmedia
    @bluefusionmedia 3 роки тому +1496

    Love how Martha delivers her lines, so slowly, like a viper's venom, grips your breath in the last moments without remorse, no ill feeling. Respect her so much

    • @rashadhaughton22
      @rashadhaughton22 2 роки тому +11

      Hilarious

    • @stephenjstclair
      @stephenjstclair 2 роки тому +11

      Slowly, like Chinese water torture.

    • @manguanxu3612
      @manguanxu3612 2 роки тому +3

      @@stephenjstclair it's now officially American water torture since CIA carried on that legacy during their investigation from 2001, after it was prohibited for more than 300 years by Qing emperor.

    • @austinshewell9330
      @austinshewell9330 6 місяців тому +2

      Because she's reading the prompter 😂😂 she didn't write the jokes she just told the writers she would say anything 😂

    • @anonymousarbi
      @anonymousarbi 10 днів тому

      but deadly😂

  • @invincible69420
    @invincible69420 3 роки тому +1239

    Martha Stewart is like that badass grandma that everyone wants

    • @yojiviriak675
      @yojiviriak675 2 роки тому

      *ma not grandma

    • @nasha2202
      @nasha2202 2 роки тому +6

      @@yojiviriak675 martha already 80☠️

    • @musadays8083
      @musadays8083 Рік тому

      @@yojiviriak675 Ok, incel 🥃

    • @yoelbth507
      @yoelbth507 Рік тому +6

      She is the type of grandmother who gives you money on the sly, as if they were drugs.
      she is also the grandmother who swears at the table during the family dinner.

    • @animaljustice7774
      @animaljustice7774 Рік тому

      Well, no, not everybody

  • @SoupSlayer94
    @SoupSlayer94 3 роки тому +914

    Out of all the celebrities, Martha has the most street/prison cred.

    • @TheXander360
      @TheXander360 2 роки тому +42

      Unlike 69 she never snitched

    • @jacobpolitte410
      @jacobpolitte410 Рік тому +23

      All those rappers on stage and she did more jail time than all of them combined.

    • @teronward7570
      @teronward7570 Рік тому +2

      So what. Is she cool because of that? Who cares about the streets or prison buck foth of them!

    • @twotailedavenger
      @twotailedavenger 6 місяців тому +1

      @@TheXander360 I mean, she was in for some stock market shenanigans, there isn't really anyone to snitch on.

    • @twotailedavenger
      @twotailedavenger 6 місяців тому +2

      Buddying up with the most famous Crip in history might also have something to do with it.

  • @iamcarlosamaya
    @iamcarlosamaya 3 роки тому +500

    7:01 “All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time”
    Brooo 😂😂😂

  • @markpowe9512
    @markpowe9512 3 роки тому +1049

    I Now understand how she and Snoop Dog are so close friends. 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤

    • @dontplay3088
      @dontplay3088 3 роки тому +17

      Yh I've just realised it was from this show lool bet she blazed with him

    • @StonepostInstitute
      @StonepostInstitute 2 роки тому +18

      @@dontplay3088 she was sat next to Snoop @Beiber’s roast and admitted to getting a contact high.

    • @dontplay3088
      @dontplay3088 2 роки тому +6

      @@StonepostInstitute Hahaha love it

    • @manguanxu3612
      @manguanxu3612 2 роки тому +4

      Snoop knows kitchen stuff and cooking just like Martha

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 2 роки тому +4

      @@StonepostInstitute when Snoop farts everyone gets a contact buzz.

  • @mikeflo6459
    @mikeflo6459 2 роки тому +297

    Man Martha is a straight legend. She’s a beast at roasting.

  • @chrisgonz19
    @chrisgonz19 2 роки тому +101

    Martha's delivery is so on point. Just blunt and brutal 🤣

  • @sunlightofthespirit-tarotr8805
    @sunlightofthespirit-tarotr8805 3 роки тому +360

    What a brilliant sense of humor 🤣 a clever turn of the phrase and sharp witted; I never knew how funny she can truly be. You're way cool Martha!

    • @animaljustice7774
      @animaljustice7774 Рік тому +6

      Seriously? All of this was written for her. These TV shows have writers! She’s reading it from a Teleprompter

    • @ZEVONLIN
      @ZEVONLIN Рік тому +7

      @@animaljustice7774 She reads it well!

  • @Ghakimx
    @Ghakimx 2 місяці тому +32

    Martha isn't just great at baking but roasting too 😂

  • @Bella-wl6fn
    @Bella-wl6fn 3 роки тому +306

    Prison was growth. I've always watched her shows and bought her merch. I'm proud of her for the positive changes she's made since incarceration. She seems to be a happier person now and even friendly...Great career save Martha, have fun now 💕

    • @raincoathaveli
      @raincoathaveli 3 роки тому +25

      I agree. She seems much more relaxed and doesn't care about what people think. I really think her friendship with snoop has been cool to see as well.

    • @MRBCA500
      @MRBCA500 Місяць тому +4

      Just discovered this recently. I agree lemons into lemonade. She is more relevant and discovered today than she ever would have been if things stayed status quo. Funny how life works but hopefully she chooses this one looking back retrospectively.

  • @smartypants6198
    @smartypants6198 2 роки тому +124

    Snoop fell in love with Martha at the Bieber roast

  • @AleksandrCyplakov-zc3hy
    @AleksandrCyplakov-zc3hy Рік тому +25

    She's an icon, the moment. Legendary. She's Martha Stewart.

  • @katongokatongo6384
    @katongokatongo6384 2 роки тому +67

    The only one to truly capture Martha Stewart, was the FBI 😂😂😂😂

  • @r.davidsen
    @r.davidsen Рік тому +71

    A joke is all about the delivery. Martha actually delivers her stories the best.

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 2 роки тому +133

    Her total lack of ego in telling that "prison shank" joke is why Martha is an amazing person, and it's no wonder she's friends with Snoop Dogg lol. She's clearly a lot more than meets the eye ;-)

  • @CelesteRAdams
    @CelesteRAdams Рік тому +21

    Martha Stewart ROCKS

  • @alkaseltzer6236
    @alkaseltzer6236 2 роки тому +55

    I’m living for another roast that includes Martha Stewart!

  • @lesleysullivan6458
    @lesleysullivan6458 3 роки тому +120

    Go Martha, lol. Best roast ever. I have no doubt my neighbors heard me laughing.

  • @kovacs88
    @kovacs88 2 роки тому +65

    The first time I saw Martha at this roast, my opinion of her flipped completely. She's a badass!

  • @DA90027
    @DA90027 2 роки тому +52

    Martha has perfect timing and delivery

  • @T-W-M
    @T-W-M 3 роки тому +116

    Everyone hitting on Martha while Martha taking a shot of Bieber lol

  • @Josh-m9h2s
    @Josh-m9h2s 7 місяців тому +12

    Love Martha Stewart in these roasts. Never was a fan of hers before cause didn't know she has this funny side to her. The prison story she told was great

  • @kathyacosta4590
    @kathyacosta4590 Рік тому +14

    I never thought she was this awesome!

  • @garyrobertson6778
    @garyrobertson6778 2 місяці тому +8

    "Shaq are you listening??" LOL.

  • @3starskiwi
    @3starskiwi 3 роки тому +109

    Comedy central hires fantastic writers for these celebs. 🙏🏼👌🏼

  • @MaryBeth94
    @MaryBeth94 7 місяців тому +12

    Dude Bruce had a hidden banger with that salad tossing joke 💀

  • @SalehAlderazi
    @SalehAlderazi 2 роки тому +40

    She didn’t roast cybill, she wrecked her…again!

  • @joseywales7930
    @joseywales7930 3 роки тому +50

    Martha is a OG.

  • @julieboolie1946
    @julieboolie1946 3 роки тому +47

    Love her! Her and Snoop are awesome together..

  • @RayMcnutt-i7i
    @RayMcnutt-i7i 2 місяці тому +9

    Can you believe she in her 80''s!!

  • @joeyperry1145
    @joeyperry1145 9 місяців тому +5

    The more I learn about Martha Stewart the more I like and respect her.

  • @zzzacksnacxx1407
    @zzzacksnacxx1407 3 роки тому +97

    Martha Stewart is what I want to be in life

  • @NedSar85
    @NedSar85 3 роки тому +85

    She’s brutally master minded 🤣

  • @MattPoz82
    @MattPoz82 3 роки тому +163

    She ended whatever little career Natasha Leggero had 🤣

  • @babygayle6842
    @babygayle6842 Місяць тому +5

    Martha is an ICON

  • @dangutube5420
    @dangutube5420 2 роки тому +18

    I mean... It's freaking MARTHA STEWART!! Legend!! Going to prison made her empire ever stronger than before!!

  • @delcarmen1377
    @delcarmen1377 7 місяців тому +7

    Martha Stewart is a beast in everything!

  • @golden8972
    @golden8972 6 місяців тому +6

    She KILLED that night!

  • @lucyk2371
    @lucyk2371 2 роки тому +51

    Martha has to have a team of writers or she is an untapped genius....love her.

    • @goombapizza6335
      @goombapizza6335 2 роки тому +5

      They all have writers, even the pro comedians get help from writers

    • @edstella
      @edstella Рік тому +8

      I want to chime in as someone that's watched nearly all of her cooking/creative shows, bought her Halloween magazines every year for like five years, watched a few things with her daughter, saw some behind the scenes stuff on her show and on Conan... She's kind of a mischievous, odd, sassy lady. She's particular about the way she does things, and has a very, "Thanks for offering to help, but I've got it by myself" kind of attitude. She's got a great, but weird sense of humor that I can see some people either really enjoying, or really hating. The thing is, her delivery and words are sharp and kinda have that mild awkwardness that's really thrived when delivered by male comedians playing it straight. The mild-mannered, garden-loving, cookie-baking side of her is very present and very real, but I get the impression her editors and those that help produce her shows have to gently corral her into being more palatable. She's also really not afraid to make fun of herself. She's confident in who she is, but she doesn't really let her ego play into it. Like one Martha Stewart Halloween episode she had her set dressed up with little cardboard facades like a old Wild West Town for the kids with a Bank, Saloon, Inn, and a Jail with a Sherriff. She pointed out each one and said, "I know quite a bit about that one [Jail]."

  • @unknownfelix2605
    @unknownfelix2605 2 роки тому +55

    Martha Stewart definitely killed it

  • @ad8554
    @ad8554 2 роки тому +11

    I love her giggle

  • @koraldavis3474
    @koraldavis3474 3 роки тому +90

    I loved her in that Christmas episode of The Simpsons. She's a genius when it comes to decorating for the holidays 😉🎄⛄

  • @redone7384
    @redone7384 16 днів тому +1

    I love Martha the most on these roasts 😂

  • @gracemadej5564
    @gracemadej5564 Рік тому +8

    What she got is her hard work she is classy woman very intelligent and pretty!!!😊

  • @myklmusic
    @myklmusic 3 роки тому +99

    Martha Stewart isn't kinda hot - She's hot.

  • @JasonAguirre
    @JasonAguirre 3 роки тому +40

    She's like a Bond villain...

  • @cmcardle
    @cmcardle 22 дні тому

    The fact that she laughs at her own jokes is amazing. I love Martha!!!! ❤

  • @lilialantto57
    @lilialantto57 Рік тому +4

    Go girl! Martha you ate the best! No matter what you do or where you are! My respects!

  • @wakeupmrwest4357
    @wakeupmrwest4357 3 роки тому +60

    I reeeaaalllyyyyy want to say something absolutely filthy about how badly I want Martha Stewart but I'm gonna show her some respect.

  • @calvinmack7124
    @calvinmack7124 3 роки тому +62

    "Thanks for coming Martha...
    I'm sure you don't do much of that these days"
    Lol

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 2 роки тому +4

      on that night she came for everyone.

    • @calvinmack7124
      @calvinmack7124 2 роки тому +1

      @@markmac2206 yes she did!

  • @adrianyusufpasha1668
    @adrianyusufpasha1668 2 роки тому +23

    Potentially, she's the next generation of Golden Girls 🤣😂

  • @glenngatlen8179
    @glenngatlen8179 2 роки тому +10

    Love this woman!!!!

  • @grammigram3225
    @grammigram3225 Рік тому +5

    Love Martha Stewart!

  • @johnmathieson6233
    @johnmathieson6233 5 місяців тому +3

    Martha is a great comedienne & has comic timing!

  • @retired4365
    @retired4365 3 роки тому +24

    Martha is so gangster.

  • @zeppelin01024
    @zeppelin01024 2 роки тому +42

    Justin took Martha’s final piece of advice and married Hailey Baldwin

  • @williebiggins1645
    @williebiggins1645 3 роки тому +46

    I think Martha did pretty well.

  • @sparky4194
    @sparky4194 2 роки тому +6

    It’s a Martha Moment..,. ❤️🖖❤️

  • @panini79
    @panini79 Рік тому +5

    Living legend👵🏻❤

  • @jerz840
    @jerz840 2 роки тому +9

    she is legendary

  • @diytom3448
    @diytom3448 2 роки тому +2

    Thank you for coming martha.

  • @IcarusLhooq-bc7uq
    @IcarusLhooq-bc7uq 12 днів тому

    I so love her for taking this all with humor . Strong woman wow . ❤❤ . I love her with snoop . Love it. I became a fan bc of her personality firts and then checked out the show

  • @mrsmith8737
    @mrsmith8737 Рік тому +10

    Martha Stewart is gangster!!! Snoopy could learn a thing or two from her..

  • @Akasha_Lionheart
    @Akasha_Lionheart Рік тому +2

    MARTHA?! OMFG! Bish went in deep, real deep!

  • @vittoriogabrielnava7883
    @vittoriogabrielnava7883 2 роки тому +5

    hahahaha martha stewart is the real o. g.!!

  • @lorihanlon5389
    @lorihanlon5389 2 роки тому +19

    She’s Hilarious 😂

  • @cunegonde4
    @cunegonde4 2 роки тому +10

    She was so worth skipping school to watch circa ‘98

  • @Eugene-h2n
    @Eugene-h2n 2 дні тому

    Martha is literally the 🐐

  • @Skyx5m50
    @Skyx5m50 3 роки тому +20

    Martha Stewart murdered Shepard lol! Poor lady.

  • @itswazowski
    @itswazowski 9 місяців тому +3

    this girl is a GANGSTA

  • @danielmarcantuno
    @danielmarcantuno 3 роки тому +10

    I love Martha!

  • @maggielarson5472
    @maggielarson5472 Місяць тому +3

    Leave it to Martha, hilarious.

  • @tonyboyart
    @tonyboyart 2 роки тому +9

    Say what u want but Martha is 🔥🔥🔥

  • @CyclopsWasRight616
    @CyclopsWasRight616 3 роки тому +35

    They really need to do a new roast and quit giving us clips of the same old ones over and over and over and over and over again.

  • @ferngully5324
    @ferngully5324 Місяць тому +1

    She’s gold!!!

  • @timmy13duffy
    @timmy13duffy 2 роки тому +5

    I've done a lot of gardening, but..... ahahhahahhahahahh

  • @stephenjstclair
    @stephenjstclair 2 роки тому +9

    Martha is definitely the epitome of Olds-Kool

  • @93Jubilee
    @93Jubilee Рік тому +1

    LOVE her!

  • @mermaidgirl9232
    @mermaidgirl9232 2 роки тому +3

    Love Martha ♥️

  • @dharam149
    @dharam149 4 місяці тому +1

    She destroyed all of them😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @floraOTv
    @floraOTv 2 роки тому +6

    You go Martha!!😅😅😂

  • @cibonthesaint8903
    @cibonthesaint8903 3 роки тому +9

    Dom Herrera what a great comedian he was

  • @Atmeow
    @Atmeow 12 днів тому +1

    Martha is funnier than all of them together 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MsGinnyBecca1
    @MsGinnyBecca1 Рік тому +1

    Martha, I Love It, You remind me of my dear friend Ms. Giles!
    ~G.
    🗽🤗

  • @bigrudd9346
    @bigrudd9346 3 роки тому +12

    Martha's a hottie and funny. Love it.

  • @michaelbugner7011
    @michaelbugner7011 2 роки тому +7

    "Were roasting Justin Bieber?! Someone call Martha Stewart!"

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 2 роки тому +4

      she can roast, bake, fry, sautee, steam...

  • @jjkeim7374
    @jjkeim7374 2 роки тому +2

    Her plus snoop is gold

  • @jillianwildman3511
    @jillianwildman3511 2 роки тому +2

    ICONIC

  • @RonaldBarone
    @RonaldBarone 2 роки тому +12

    No surprise she was friend with Joan Rivers. I can see the results lol

  • @zanealberto7741
    @zanealberto7741 2 роки тому +1

    Is s FABULOUS and HILARIOUS!!!!!! Love it 💙👍🙏👊zane

  • @koraldavis3474
    @koraldavis3474 3 роки тому +6

    She's A Beauty ❤️❤️❤️

  • @jelsner5077
    @jelsner5077 2 роки тому +1

    You don't mess with Martha!

  • @teizhanmcfall938
    @teizhanmcfall938 2 роки тому +4

    This is 🔥

  • @bastipear2864
    @bastipear2864 3 роки тому +3

    Best format

  • @ΩΣΔ
    @ΩΣΔ 3 роки тому +4

    NEW UPLOAD LETS GOOOO!

  • @shawn_anigans
    @shawn_anigans 2 роки тому +2

    I love her 🤣

  • @nealwhite5602
    @nealwhite5602 Рік тому +1

    can we get an insider trading edition of best come backs

  • @Leoforever79
    @Leoforever79 2 роки тому

    Classic... smoke your dubby, drink your wine and rock on Martha...

  • @rangariraikunedzimwe2780
    @rangariraikunedzimwe2780 2 роки тому +16

    Will Smith wouldn't last 5 seconds 🔥🔥