Set 2, Game 3 - No More Jockeys [20.08.20]
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- Опубліковано 8 жов 2020
- No More Jockeys is a game created by Alex Horne, Tim Key and Mark Watson.
HOW TO PLAY
On each turn, players name a person plus a category they fall under. That person and category are then eliminated, and subsequent people must not fall under that category. As more categories are added it gets harder, and eventually impossible, to name anyone new.
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MERCHANDISE
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MUSIC
Symphony No. 101 in D major (Hoboken 1/101) (Haydn)
VIDEO
Alex Horne + Haiminh Le - Комедії
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I’d like to petition that, instead of laughing at any future Watson, Key or Horne live comedy gigs, the audience says “yeah, I like that actually” or “I don’t mind it actually” in unison after each joke.
I don't mind it actually
That, along with, “Well I’ve heard what you’ve had to say, and I’ve enjoyed it…”
Tim Key: "No more people with 3 consonants next to one another in their name"
Me, looking at his shirt: *concerned Penelope Pitstop noises *
Repeated letter in the last name too. I was shitting myself throughout.
Tim Key: "No more people who, when you think about them, have the same letter twice in their surname"
Me: *eyes wide at Penelope PiTsToP shirt*
Absolute scenes this week. Key's radical move reprieving Horne last week comes good with the sympathy credit on the Grint Slip.... Horne all at sea after a mid-match injury... early contender for missed challenge of the season for "been on TV with Pudsey"... beautiful tactical play from Key befuddling the others with constant crazy hair talk, bringing a long awaited return to winning ways.
A classic for the record books.
The non-challenge on Pudsey, what a steal.
18:38 is just hilarious...
HORNE: I don't think you've ever had a better opportunity here, Tim. You look on form.
WATSON: This. Is. Tim's. Moment!
HORNE: You've played a strong game.
WATSON: Yeah, this impressive.
...
KEY: Rupert Grint. No more fictional.
Key's Penelope Pitstop shirt was an amazing Easter Egg.
dude, I didn't even realise until the end
@城本浩司 Amazon is an amazing thing
@城本浩司 not really when you consider the fact that the fans of the show are now middle aged adults and there‘ s no age limit on nostalgic memorabilia. It’s a bit stranger that you find it odd. also I was 6 foot tall (albeit a girl) when I was 14 years of age and it could be a unisex shirt cuz it’s cheaper than cutting actual lady figure shapes into material
@城本浩司 it's a little odd. Key is not 6 foot tall though, more like 5'7"-5'9". He was lying about his height as a joke because he's fat and faldo wasn't.
‘Tell her she’s adopted’ is, when you think about it, a solid gold legend of a gag.
I like this installment, so I'm gonna hit the Pretty Woman button under the video.
i've been laughing about this comment for the past few days
I am once again laughing at it after a few years
Horne’s reaction when he mentions being on tv with Pudsey! Top class!
The Rupert Grint moment was incredible.
Just found the 'NO MORE THREE MONTH LOSING STREAKS' hidden in the end graphics.
Wow!! Damn well spotted! Thanks :) Extra little laugh there ^_^
Congratulations to Mark Watson for winning the prestigious Tim Key award for most like an animal.
But isn't it ironic for someone who doesn't know what animals are to give out that award? 😆
Just realised Tim is wearing a Penelope Pitstop shirt!
I was audibly SCREAMING at the screen when Key brought Rupert Grint in to the game. Christ almighty.
As soon as I heard Key saying he just needed to continue playing his natural game, I knew this was his day. There's a bit of confidence growing there, and I think it's great for the game.
"Tell her she's adopted"
That had me laughing.
When Horne told Key "a little lower" early doors, I was convinced he was going to repeat his statement an octave lower, whilst keeping his head out of shot. I almost feel robbed of the gag that never was.
They’re clearly slipping. Lockdown has affected us all...
You’re thinking of Paul Merton
That gag's reserved for Tim Vine
He did that gag in an earlier game.
The man's a poet. Remolding reality in surprising ways is his thing
“You’re not spending a Hom” is a beautiful phrase
I particularly enjoyed "My finger hurts, and the dog's gone crazy". That sounds like a blues song waiting to happen.
Lol I was thinking Ken Hom was going to be two Ms
@@gladtobeangry if Alex does another stand up show he should call it that.
Suggestion: When someone is out and the card is red, the category on it should be the category that eliminated the player, not the category that they proposed.
I like that, but it would also be nice to have a reminded that the latest category is void. I'd support a way to showcase both.
Both definitely the way forward
@@MarkPentler Yes!
Agree on both.
Agree: the rule that eliminated the player! (the rule that the player suggested, never became part of the game, null and void, never entered play, no reason to display it)
Why does NMJ run like a well-oiled machine?
Because it requires a KEY TO START
This show, when you think about it, is the best thing on TV and it's not even on TV.
Mark getting in some cheeky poses this week, lovin it
Watto needed to be more ruthless. He could've ground Key into the dust there
He was wrecked haha
Strong call back, my friend.
the dirt?
Solid call back!!
Absolutely outstanding work from the Keyster - taking full advantage of the first injury of the season, he absolutely trounced the opposition and I for one have not been this excited since Channel 4 started showing Kabbadi in the late 90s.
“Who let the dog’s out?”
“No one. I’m going to do it now”
Genius lads!
Key is the kind of person who, when you think about it, really deserved that win.
21:55, one of my all time fav synchronized reactions
TIM KEY'S STILL ALIVE HERE
HE'S CHALLENGED NICK FALDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I SWEAR YOU'LL NEVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN
Christ this season is a whole different game. Key playing strong and consistent, the exact opposite of his series 1 erratic nature. Horne thrown for half the match, who could've seen it coming. Incredible play.
Sometimes I forget Key was the worlds most critically acclaimed comedian in 2009
lol. and i still remember that he don't know what animal is
I was actually yelling at my computer when Key said Rupert Grint KEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET ON IT (was happy at the outcome to say the least)
I was watching it on the sly, putting my son to bed and screamed out loud “what the hell?!” Then hooted at “no more fictional”. Child awake, start all over again.
I often listen to these at work - very very lucky I didn’t today.
The now infamous Key Reprieve bears fruit this week. He must have known a Grint-like incident was near in his future. Playing a very self-aware long game, Key's the one to watch this series.
Purest game of non jockery i have ever seen from Key. Start to finish was on the edge of my seat, best episode yet. Scenes.
barnstormer of a game. key came here to win - played smart, played aggressive, just a delight to watch. poetry in motion.
A solid return to form from Key and a successful stifling of what could have been an early 3-0 dominance for Watson. Sad to see Horne nearly put on the IL, but that’s the thrill of the sport for you. Almost certainly a match for the history books.
First time I've seen an interrobang used in captions. Thank you for the great captions! Helps immensely to follow the game as a non native speaker.
Dear Alex, Mark, Tim,
Watching these is the best part of my week.
From binge-ing Taskmaster episodes to binge-ing NMJ's
This match will forever be known as “One for the ladies” as Mr Watson flashes his buff torso.
Mr Key, the Frank Worthington of this game, missed a gag-sitter early doors when Mr Horne requested he go lower. Mr Key could have, and perhaps should have dropped the tone of his voice to a deeper register. A classic joke of the Goons vintage gone begging.
I'm legit so happy for Key, this is the underdog story we needed!
I am still laughing at Rupert Grint. Well, not at Rupert Grint, but “Rupert Grint.” Enjoy victory, Key!
Been following this since day one, and this is absolutely one of my favourite episodes yet.
Lifetip: if blood pools up under one of your nails, the pressure can get really painful. But you can alleviate it by making a hole in your nail for the blood to escape. Easiest way to do that is probably to take a needle or other thin, pointy piece of metal to a flame (don't burn yourself!) and when it's hot, put it on your nail. No need to push down, should melt the nail and create an escape route for the blood and give you relief.
Next time if you'd like, I can tell you how to put an eyeball back in! You never know when it might come up.
hey my eyeball just popped out. got any tips
@@ZwoolkTheNarwhale Heh. Sure. You need a pen/pencil/other long and thin cylinder. Wrap your upper eyelid around it. Then roll your eyelid down over your eye, it will pop back in, and only your eyelid will have touched it.
If your eye pops out randomly, go see a doctor though!
Fantastic work from Key here, a well deserved and well overdue win. He played an aggressive game and when you think about it, he ground them into the dust there.
I've been on TV with him, so have you! ..... :-0!! :-0!!
So much good stuff here! Surprising the dog with being adopted and rupert grint being fictional are both very good.
Bloody good thing I got the day off today, otherwise I wouldn't be watching this until at least 5pm.
Love the t-shirt, Tim; great way to celebrate getting the Pitstop in.
Congratulations Tim. I’m overwhelmed with emotion. Exceptional play. That will go down in history as one of the all time greats.
The Penelope Pitstop T-Shirt is my new favourite item of clothing.
And she IS wearing gloves
2020, what a year! Liverpool win their first league title in 30 years and Key wins his first game since the 80s
Frikking SPOILER.
i'm enjoying the dog's appearance
best moment at 21:55 with the pudsey thing, their faces askjsjajsjaja
Tim is an “unlocked key” these days. Really enjoyed that one.
Do keys ever get locked?
Usually I listen to these in the background as I work but I stopped and rewound to watch it fully when I noticed Alex's dog was making appearances on screen! Sooo cute
I BLOODY LOVE THIS SHOW.
Can we just get "when you think about it" merch made
I actually burst out in applause when Tim Key's challenge was proven correct. Hurrah! Well played.
I genuinely thought Key was being too agressive on the challenges and thought that would be his demise, but it did pay off in the end, thankfully. Rooting for him to win the set!
Good game. I agree with Key that Pudsey does not have a pulse as he simply appears to be a sentient teddy bear. If it had been established that he was in fact a grizzly bear or some other kind of established species, then it would be fair to assume that he has a pulse. I would also say Chewbacca has a pulse, unless it was somehow an established bit of knowledge in the Star Wars canon that wookiees do not have a circulatory system or something along those lines. The fact that an individual is ficitonal does not exclude them from having real properties, in my opinion. Sometimes Key's logic is baffling, but sometimes it works wonders and leads to a wonderful game like this. Congrats Key.
I would argue that as he wears a bandage, that could imply he can suffer injuries which a person without a pulse wouldn't suffer.
@@armcie5080 Good point. If that had been brought up in the game Pudsey could have been done for. It's really all about the perception in the moment. Multiple contrasting facts can be true about a certain individual at any point in the game. A superposition of facts, if you will. Truly a game of our times.
I've heard what you said and I've liked it. No more persons for whom it can be said, when you think about it,...
YES! Best thing about Fridays!
that was genuinely exciting
to quote Watto, 'Ah.'
Incredibly game this week lads, just fantastic.
As soon as he said ‘no more money’ I was dreading Penny Pitstop
Rupee Grint
I'm over the moon for him. Well done to a fine player of the game.
Is it the end of the world already?!!!
Alex Horne without a suit, Tim Key winning a game and no drinks?!!!
First win of this set for Tim and we're ready for more! #TeamKey!!!!
Alex blending in with his settee there!
Nice to have Watto drunk again,
this was a great game, the crazy hair category from tim was A1
Key steps up to the spot.
The stadium goes quiet.
Tension fills the air.
He challenges.
AND HE TUCKS IT HOME, PAST WATSON, AND THE CROWD GOES WILD.
Raheem Sterling played himself in Sacha Baron Cohen's film 'Grimsby'. Tim had a point!
I'd have gone for Nigel Short on the basis that 'short' is a commonly used adjective describing a lack of money.
No more actors straight out of the gate is a bold one!
I really thought Horne and Watson were laughing because, when you think about it, Ken Hom spells his name like Josh Homme, but it turns out I hadn't thought about it enough.
Where was the "out jacket"? Oh and Pretty Woman 👍
👍
Fantastic win for Key when you think about it.
the penelope pitstop shirt!!!
Rollercoaster of a game. Well played Key.
What a fucking game!! Congrats Key you absolutely smashed it
Key: I noticed something watching one of the other episodes, it looks like we're getting absolutely smashfaced
Watto [absolutely smashfaced]: Yeah, and even though, you know, we're just guys
Another fantastic display, great to see Key on point.
A little disappointed in Watto attempting to challenge on Rupert Grint, the category was not valid and therefore there is no way Key was at fault.
Spoilers ahead if you're reading the comments before watching:
That was a glorious win, Key. You know what you have to do now to capitalise on this win, don't you? You can never not wear that t-shirt during a game. You know it makes sense. When you think about it.
What kind of monster would read the comments before watching such an important match?
@@Lastielion That would be me then...
One of the best!!!
Watson with an Oli Reed inspired display this evening.
As someone now living in 'Newzealnd' (funnily enough in the same city as Lucy Watson) that's the second time I've been ruled out - although I also got ruled out because of the 'No more Davids' and 'Two repeated letters in surname'. Yeah, I don't mind it actually.
Great start already! Haha!
I honestly didn’t realise Key was wearing a Penelope Pitstop T-shirt until he kissed it in victory
How's the finger, Horne? I hope it's better.
To everyone watching, please remember to subscribe to the channel and Pretty Woman the video.
KEY'S DONE IT WITH THE PENELOPE PIT-TOP
Today is, when you think about it, a very nice day
Key back on form! I actually cheered!
I also thought Rupert Grint was the character.
I also gave a big fist pump once Florida came out
Key making this one up as he goes along. No more challenges, kicks Horne, no more challenges. 2 additional goes at it, Gifted the win. #justiceforwatto
No more 'incorrect' challenges is what they mean. You can always challenge, otherwise you can't play.
I'm so happy!
Mark Watson has metamorphosed!
So happy for Key!!
I found Alex's subungual hematoma quite distressing.
Pretty certain Astérix was dead before 1990, being a Gaul from around 100BC. Even the books ended in 1960 and the movie is from 1967.
The books certainly did not end in the 60s! The latest one was releases at the end of last year. And there have been many movies, too, the most recent one in 2018. Being fictional and not having died in the books, he wouldn't count as having died before the 90s IMO.
I would've made that challenge as well, can't say it's not a good challenge.
@@ryangregson3256 I understand the challenge, but I would have fought it tooth and nail. IMO fictional characters are only dead if they die in canon. Even then, they could be considered to be alive in all the previous books/episodes/movies etc, which are physical objects that exist today. But debating challenges is part of the fun of the game anyway.
@@Avistew and you would certainly be in your right to make that argument! it's a good debate.
Great to see aggressive play being rewarded