Set 5, Game 9 [25.03.22] - No More Jockeys with Alex Horne, Tim Key + Mark Watson
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- Опубліковано 17 жов 2024
- No More Jockeys is a game created by Alex Horne, Tim Key and Mark Watson.
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✔ HOW TO PLAY
On each turn, players name a person plus a relevant category - that person and category are then forbidden. If you're caught naming someone who falls under any previous category, you're out of the game.
★ MERCHANDISE
nomorejockeys.com
★ PLAYERS
• Alex Horne: Taskmaster - watch on Channel 4: channel4.com/p...
• Tim Key: Mulberry - on tour: www.plosive.co...
• Mark Watson: This Can't Be It - on tour: www.markwatson...
♫ MUSIC
Karelia Suite, Op.11 (Sibelius)
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Alex Horne + Haiminh Le
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A-Ho, M-Wa, and T-Ke sound like they should be in a rap battle
A rap battle ? Big Daddy Watto would crush all opposition.
They aren’t as good as Boggle
T-ka. Hmmm... didn't he play Adolf Hitler in Jojo Rabbit?
But not Scroobius Pip, he's out of the music game.
are they not?
“Well she’s a duck Tim” is without doubt one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard
I do enjoy the comments btl, I must say. Like this one. 😄
I've heard what you have to say, and I must say that I like it.
I agree, and so soon after "you think he was so close to the sea that his penis was wet?"
A pre-game shave, a tear and chew, a Puddleduck exit.
This was - when you think about it - a classic Key performance, and I didn't mind it.
It really bothered me that he brushed his teeth and *then* began his tear and chew. Way to wreck a cinnamon roll!
Spoilers
Very cathartic to see Horne yell "OFF YOUR FACE!" after 2 years of tyranny of Mr. Blockhead.
*Mr. Doughhead
Ian Dury and the Waxheads
Key can still do it, 6 straight wins and he's in
"She's flying!"
"Well she's a duck, Tim."
LOLLLL
It's not Tim's fault, birds are confusing animals for him
Are birds animals?
@@royal7800 Well we know they aren't stones; they sometimes go to prison, and they sit within the grouping Animalia.
I like to think Horne's "T.A." Zoom moniker stands for Taskmaster's Assistant.
I say this all the time but the captions on these are such a pleasure
“It’s not the first time ducks have gotten you into trouble.”
- Mark Watson
The composite face was a delight!
Noah definitely lived by the sea when he was living on the sea.
I was so certain that if NMJ was titled like Taskmaster, this one would’ve been called “Tear and chew Mac” but “Can ducks fly?” is a STRONG late contender
"it's a win-to-watto land" didn't get the appreciation it deserved either time Horne said it
The highlight for me was the revelation following "What if you ram it a bit closer to your mouth?" in the cup-finger-face game.
great times for key fans, cuddling dogs fans, and fans of cinnamon rolls, all of which i count myself
Is this the first time that, when you sit and have a really good think about it, we've seen the back of Tim's iconic sweatshirt?
I thought it was a D20 on the back of it. Didn't know Tim was into D&D
@@NoukSilver Same
It is iconic at this stage, isn't it? Up there with Marilyn's white dress, surely? Michael Jackson's glove? To see the back at last was a wondrous thing. What a time to be alive...
One of the best episodes in a long time of A Few More Jockeys.
No Many More Jockeys
A Slight Reduction in Jockeys
When Horne mentioned a Lighthouse Keeper I immediately thought of The Lighthouse Keeper's Lunch. Loved that book to bits growing up, glad to see it get some recognition here. Also happy to see him correctly named in the category box.
Two things Key considers that birds are not: Animals & flying
Volant was a surprisingly sticky category. Might have also applied to Nature's Chesney / the captain of industry.
anyone else have to check the definition of "volant"?
@@scottbbaird I assumed it meant something like “that which can fly; capable of flight”, but I probably should have looked it up.
i’d like to see their knitted doppelgängers play a round please
Wish they’d left Cat/Kat’s info in the description. That’s a rad creation. 👌
Horne thinking that Noah was from Greece is really something. I thought he was a smart lad
He was clearly from Mesopotamia, Greece; A-Ho looked it up!
Very much don't mind seeing the lovely knitted boys ATL.
Adding ducks to the list of poisoned chalices Key plays and inevitably goes out on
Between the smiling poses and the composite face, they still picked Watto on his phone for the thumbnail. Mee-ow, kitty kitty 🐾😼
Did anyone have Key shaving on their bingo card ??
Was not expecting that ending
Horne claiming that Mesopotamia is in Greece is... Bold
Happy Friday to ATL and BTL! When I think about it, I've got to listen to the new Moin and Nosaj Thing albums but I'll be back later tonight to watch this.
5:17 awwww our cat used to absolutely love going over our shoulders like a baby. He'd often climb up if we didn't put him there immediately, and then he'd dribble with contentment on your shoulder purring away like a 2-stroke engine 😂 Very fond memories ❤
Is Wato on set or match point? Great game as always
Another duck-based devastation… Unbelievable! 🦆
Un-bill-ievable?
@@tommyg1290 Yes, if you must 👏🏻
@@gryrabild big if
I don't mind the middle-east being exclusively contained within a village in Greece. Good work with that research Horne!
Absolutely baffling
"Volants" is my new favorite word.
Took me a full 15 sec to get "Win to Wato Land". Anyone else as thick as I?
Took me until reading this comment 😄
Didn't get it until you just spelled it out for me.
Mesopotamia is in Greece? There might be a village named after it there, sure. But real Mesopotamia is in modern day Iraq, which was then part of the greek empire.
Ah yes, Mesopotamia, a very nice region of Greece
Mesopotamia in Greece, which isn‘t particularly by the sea and also not particularly in Greece.
How did the challenge of "Does Fats Domino live by the sea?" not end with Fats Domino does not live anywhere.
Why did Horne relocate Mesopotamia to Greece?
Can concur with the Bread By Bike recommendation.
"new..."
"..dist camps"
Hahaha
I don't know how long they were on the ark but I'd say Noah lived by the sea whilst on the ark
No he lived ON the sea, completely different :)
@@bearhustler it was, when you think about it, RIGHT by the sea
@@AxelGage I'm digging-in in the futile Key-fashion and insisting that if you think BY is the same as ON then that's a big if.
He lived on the ark which was, when you think about it, RIGHT BY THE SEA
Safe to say “Nature’s Chesney” will occupy my brain for a long while.
His name was Robert Paulson
I might be the ultimate thicko, but is that a picture of Lou Sanders and John Robins behind Key?
I'm surprised Key didn't try and argue that Fats Domino not only didn't live by the sea but didn't live anywhere
Final “player out” graphic has an error
Poor Horne. Outed twice.
Ah. Good spot. Sorry about that
@@haiminh_ don't you dare apologise for anything ever Haiminh
@@haiminh_ ❤️
25:37 I want that as a gif
Greatly appreciate the music choice at 16:28.
any clue what it is?
@@smilertheman1234 no, but it’s making a low humming noise!
Bad toothbrushing from Key, with an electric it's a case of slowly moving it from tooth to tooth, over
Glad someone's said it
Come on Timmy, do your best to remember the categories. Thanks gents.
Was the category not 'picture of them flying WITHOUT WINGS'?
@@Bboyoriginalsin Flying without a plane, which then descended into the song I believe. The songs can get distracting for both ATL and BTL.
@@johnj2784 good call, just so. then yeah, Key has had an absolute quacker there
Top drawer speed shave by Key there. I'd have had cuts all over the shop.
All BTL knows that someone. Cheers Cat Shearer!
This has absolutely made my day!
Why did Mark not fucking zoom out when looking at Fats Domino's house it is literally next to the open sea lmao
I saw someone with a jacket and no top walking down the road the other day and can confirm was a weird person
David Harbour for upside down albeit in references
"weird people sometimes do that"
When Key picks J Puddleduck, the graphic says Horne Out. Either it’s an opportunity for an appeal or a reference to something fourteen episodes ago
Expected a challenge on JPD for "working with animals"...
Harsh jowl comment negated by lovely shave section
4:04 I was shouting Jack Johnson!
ah yes, Mesopotamia in Greece.
When the whole world floods, everything must be sea, surely..
I watch this because my own friends aren't funny/horrible enough
400 over 40k! I've this subscriber list hits 144,000 Jesus, captain of industry, will return
Incredible that even Watson, who seems to have a great deal of facts at the ready, didn't correct "Mesopotamia in the middle of Greece".
Classic Key! 😂
Category: "No more people who can fly"
Key: Chooses a literal bird! 🤣
And after Horn was JUST shafted by that exact challenge 😄
18:20 Santa has no-eyed deer? How do they know where they are flying?
"nature's snooker, darts"
No More Jockeys is one of the only forms of entertainment that it feels good to be excluded by! haha. I am excluded because I leave closer than a mile to your friend and mine, the ocean. Yay! No more most of my town.
Did not see that end coming.
Surely it's match point, not set point!
This and the last one have been superb. I missed the birds aren’t animals comment though!
oh loki's so sweet
technically “dun-dun-dun-dun-dun” is consonant, vowel, consonant, consonant, vowel
Can the angel Gabriel fly?
Trevor Noah just milling about there, Key. Hand in the air. Pick me and all that. Pick me, he says. To the void.
Lovely, that
I can't believe everyone got out on the "volant " category. How hard is it to avoid people with the ability to fly?
12:47 I don’t mind newdist camps one bit
I'd probably have argued that Tim Vine has met Jesus
Also, Mark, Jesus definitely fell into the initial consonant, vowel, consonant naming scheme. As does Jemima.
Category was specifically surnames, fortunately for Key.
I don't mind it.
Noah has to be top ten, surely 😂
My wife - who is not a native English speaker - groans every time I put NMJ on and wails "Noooo, not the Fools Show" )))
It's a Voordernym if you really think about it
I'm going to shave my big hanging jowls.
TRULY absurd not to walk on Noah living within a mile of the sea. He's most famous for living in a boat ON THE SEA. Good lord.
Was he living on the sea or was it just an extented holiday?
@@rossprocter-learnenglishes1077 40 days and 40 nights, it's an extended holiday
♥️🐶 5:12
I wonder whether Key will retrospectively challenge that he lost that based on the on-screen titles. Horne out twice for volant!
Disappointed in Alex thinking the Tigris and Euphrates are in Greece and Tim not pressing harder on Noah. Surely he wasn't dragging the ark over a mile to get it into the sea.
Doesn't he have a classics degree ? It's not the first time I've wondered what he was taught at Cambridge.
If I remember correctly the whole point of the ark was that the sea was coming to him. Didn't have to drag it anywhere. Soft launch.
Given that god flooded the Earth, I don't think Noah had to drag his boat anywhere tbh.
@@drw23 the mountain came to mohammed so to speak
Noah lived far from the sea and as the earth flooded The Bible records the famous words of Noah's wife as she exclaimed, "You're gonna need a bigger boat."
Category Spoilers
well that was a different way to start a game Timmie, rather smooth looking and fresh breath as well
Diana Ross/David Copperfield no more Wikipedia entries containing ‘upside down’
Scoobius Pip no more No More Jockeys viewers
Mr Blooby no more not wearing conventional tops
Raymond Van Barneveld no more met Tim Vine
Samuel Taylor Coleridge no more poets
Mr Grinling no more within 1 mile from sea
Fats Domino no more alternating consonant-vowel surnames
Gabriel no more volant
Mrs Father Christmas no more surname namesakes with comedians ~ volant … Horne out
Alfred Wainwright no more examples of handwriting
Noah no more renowned for working with animals
Jemima Puddleduck no more English ~ volant … Key out
Watto wins Set 5 Game 9
It's about bloody time somebody played a darts player
Out for a duck!
Some historically bad work by Horne there, looking for the famous biblical place called Mesopotamia and ending up in Greece
A wet shave on a dry face? That was hard for me to watch. I like to give the growth a good couple of minutes soaking pre shave... But I haven't changed my blade for months...
Matt Hancock has let himself go.
I'd say more of a potato head