Set 1, Game 9 - No More Jockeys [18.06.20]
Вставка
- Опубліковано 17 жов 2024
- No More Jockeys is a game created by Alex Horne, Tim Key and Mark Watson.
HOW TO PLAY
On each turn, players name a person plus a category they fall under. That person and category are then eliminated, and subsequent people must not fall under that category. As more categories are added it gets harder, and eventually impossible, to name anyone new.
TWITTER
@alexhorne
@timkeyperson
@watsoncomedian
MUSIC
The Nutcracker Suite, Act I (Tchaikovsky)
VIDEO
Alex Horne + Haiminh Le - Комедії
![Set 1, Game 10 - No More Jockeys [19.06.20]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ib9jdTkggdE/mqdefault.jpg)
![Set 1, Game 10 – No More Jockeys [19.06.20]](/img/tr.png)
![Set 2, Game 9 - No More Jockeys [24.09.20]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wcBZjE6SdkA/mqdefault.jpg)
![Set 2, Game 8 - No More Jockeys [17.09.20]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YP3UbiZVQbE/mqdefault.jpg)
![Set 1, Game 6 - No More Jockeys [04.06.20 - Wonder Thursday #1]](/img/n.gif)
Mark randomly saying things like, "Everybody likes me." and "I'm a lovely guy." without it ever being prompted is the energy I would like to have for the rest of my life.
“he’s been in film, like james bond.”
“no, i wouldn’t say so.”
terrible game, well done lads
Also, repeated letters
@@kdpflush
I think that category wasn't valid since Mark lost on the same turn he said it.
@@robsonneves6189 Ah, if he did then I think you are right
@@robsonneves6189 It was Alex's category.
@@evegasse6999
Sorry, i believe you're mistaken. You can see at 13:52 Mark says this category.
Watto clearly forgetting his category because he forgot to say "No more people, who when you think of them..."
Hahaha
Key arguing Darth Vader wasn't in a film, amazing. Classic Key!
He could have argued he's been in multiple films, not A film.
@@BigDaz Like James Bond?
I saw a little silho-Watto of a man!
Very good!!
"It's lawful, but it's awful" is a wonderful phrase.
"That's a telling statistic"
"It's pronounced 'damning indictment'"
Hahahahaha Boggle got done there.
Just think… if Key hadn’t spent 15 minutes not explaining his category this game would have lasted about 2 minutes.
When you think about it, this may be the most crushing defeat ever witnessed caused solely by the losing side.
Yeah there's no joy to be had in winning this one.
And Horne should have lost with 'James Bond', too.
I said 'Horne' but deep down I meant 'Boggle'.
@@J_PhD On the "only people without unique letters" category? Because that category got scrubbed when Mark went out.
@@J_PhD How so?
The intros crack me up. Key's refusal to clarify his rule is commendable. Real winner's mentality. Like a prime Lance Armstrong at the top of his game.
“Alright Boggle” 🤣🤣🤣
Favourite moment of the series.... 👏
Stop
Timothy Keycentipede, Boggle and Watto. What a trio!
Watto trio
“Alright Boggle” is the best insult I’ve ever heard
Quite a powerful entrance from Watson. Angelic, yet kind of sexual. It’s a shame it went downhill so quickly after that.
A mysterious silhouette in a sea of light.
like a heron from heaven. but in a wife beater
I love that nobody was happy with the result haha
I was disappointed to see Penelope Pitstop not make her customary appearance!
Two discreet words in the surname came out really early
@@ouzoloves In no way would that stop Key playing her and crashing out.
Or Sandro O
Does she wear Job Skates?
Watto wasn't around long enough for it to get "fiddly" as he likes to say.
Knew we were in trouble when the video length was only 22 minutes.
Especially when half of that time was spent trying to get Tim to clarify his category
@@randomname285 And Watto performing a pre-game relocation (PGR)
Mark is savage, he advises Key to go with Vader then watches expressionless
Key was digging in his heels. Mark had to give him a push.
“I’m sat in the dark because that’s what I deserve”
Watto is a mood
I wonder how big wattos pizza was, demonstrated by his hands
__
\
\ O
| \
| \__
/ \
__/ \__
Gotta say guys, this is the worst I’ve ever seen anyone play any game
I do want Boggle to win, but not like that. He played gracefully, but still it felt like a war crime, caused completely by the victims. One has to assume things were going on in the background, maybe a crippling drug addiction? Witness of a murder right before (and frankly during) the game? Shellshock? We might never know.
What's happened here is that Key and Watson have spilt chemical weapons all over themselves
They've probably put up a 5G mast in the vicinity.
Key's joke about separating words with a credit card might have been a clue to the underlying problem here. Was it a distant cry for help, and we were all too stupid to notice it? I guess we shall never know.
Not sure if intentional but Key does a Darth Vader impression before saying Darth Vader at 15:18
Love Key’s face @ 2:00 when he’s told he’s wrong with cheese
an absolute screamer from Tim at the end there, buoyed by watto's support. the victory was handed to boggle on a platter, a real shame.
I think Watto played it right. He honourably didn't tip his hat to save Keycentipede from himself.
Mark’s realisation at 14:33 is fantastic.
can we talk about how adorable drunk Mark is
I had forgotten it was Friday. Saw this in my notifications and knew it was going to be a good day. Thank you boys. Pure joy. My husband is not enjoying having to play the game when I'm bored. No more husbands who when you think about it should play better! ❤️⭐️
Mine won’t play either!
I haven't asked mine but I'm pretty sure, when I think of him, that he won't either
Starry A we should start a randomers what’s app group to play 😂
@@khoo7732 I'm in!
He's got to better than my cat. Every week she either just goes to sleep or submits Chairman Mao and wanders off.
“I need to get up in the morning, put my trousers on, and get on with it”
- Everyone in lockdown circa Mark Watson, 2020
Top performance from Boggle once again, Key and Watto in absolute shambles.
This is my favourite episode of no more jockeys I think. The pure disaster of it all
Absolutely stellar performance from Watson this week
Boggle is the Brazil of No More Jockeys.
And I'm fairly confident that sentence has never been written down before.
I'm loving watching these each week. 😆
Great banter between them and a very enjoyable game.
I've tried to play it amongst family and friends but there's only one other person who either enjoys / understands it, or doesn't end it too soon with their category selections, etc. But it's a real treat watching these three play it each week.
Whoever is captioning these, thanks a million!
I'm guessing Alex, he's a workaholic kind of guy. The kind who astound me but make me feel an inferiority complex to hang around in real life.
Well played, Boggle. Hardly needed to play but well played anyway.
I hope Greg Davies starts introducing him as ‘Little Boggle Horne’
Over.
Do you think No More Jockeys is canon in the Taskmaster universe?
@@drw23 Yeah, got to be TMEU at least right? I assume Boggle is the centre of this.
These are always too short. Funniest thing on UA-cam.
Please never stop. These make me feel so happy.
Just watching this AGAIN and it STILL cracks me up when Mark does what I too would have done a FORGET MY own Category 🐱 Much LOVE and happiness to EACH of YOU and your families ❣️❣️❣️
When I think of it, that was lawful but awful. Over.
The end of this is a series highlight for fucking sure
I hope this show never ends.
Unbelievable self distruction, dissapointment all round can't wait for tomorrow morning/next Thursday
horne's in high spirits this time around
Absolutely shocking display, guys. Hahaha. Think how many people have spent their hard-earned money on tickets to see this, and you're all playing like you only got into the sport a couple of months ago.
Don't let that fool you. These guys have been in training for this event for over a decade
Tell that to Mr Sneeze
They should pay for the fans busses to the next away game if they have a shred of decency.
Shocking display guys, over.
Mark Watson bringing the lacking male nudity with this wonderful display of a sleeveless shirt and taking his shirt off in game 5.
Watson - 2
Boggle - 0
Key - 0
Bad game, but so funny I'm actually crying, when I think about it. Brilliant.
I have to agree - terrible performance from Key and Watson here.
The first 3 minutes are some of the funniest minutes on UA-cam
Mr Watson should star in a West Country remake of the Big Lebowski?
Any ideas what it could be called?
The working title is The Big Pizza.
Mr Horne is an ideal Donny. Mr Key is a very obvious Walter. Instead of bowling this crew is a Crown Green Bowls team.
I feel this is writing itself.
This was Germany Vs Brazil all over again. At some point it stops being funny and just makes everyone involved feel a little bit sick.
I don't get that comparison. I enjoyed every second of that Brazil game enormously. Especially the crowd shots of old men, women and little children crying. You could argue I'm biased because I'm German, but you would lose that argument.
@@Nabend1402 Nah I'm Brazilian and I also enjoyed every last second of it.
This is a clear indicator that careful application of the rules regularly beats loud showmanship or gentle relaxed laissez-faire. At least at parlour games.
Surely Darth Vader’s real name being Skywalker would put him in the category of two words in the surname as well…sorry for the late comment, new to this gem of UA-cam gold
"i need to get up in the morning, put my trousers on, and get on with it" LOL
Watson & Key in total shambles.
Revisiting these. Taken aback by Key's suggestion of Salami as a pizza topping.
Key, circling his face: Hey Alex. What's that?
Alex: I've got a haircut?
Key: No, I've got my game face on.
Alex: Thanks for noticing.
🤣🤣🤣
Stop
What's worse is me also sitting there for like half the time also thinking "what the heck is the argument against Darth Vader?"
Dennis rodman wears sunglasses a lot, does that count?
16:08
Horne's are you fkn kidding me blink. And then an autopsy tragically almost as long as the life of the game
Why didnt the bear sitting next to Key....give him a kick when he said Darth vader??
I love how on top of being in a film, Darth Vader repeats the letters D, A and R breaking Watto's rule as well :)
It was no more people without repeated letters. Also category voided as he was knocked out. Tis not an easy game.
Oh my goodness. The thumbnail says it all
This was the downfall of Tim: the first time he couldn’t lie his way out of losing
"I'm sat in the dark because that's what I deserve"
Watto and Key, when you think of them, dropped the ball at their own feet, turned around and punted it straight into the back of their own nets, and then immediately face-palmed.
I wonder what the “this is my family” comment from Key was going to be about to get cut off like that?
I'm going through the comments hoping to find an answer to this lol
Please keep doing these they make my day
All of the fancy pizze in supermarkets have salami
I love this so much.
We're 9 episodes in now and I've only just realised Alex wears the same clothes each time.
So does Tim
In defense of Tim Keycentipede. That was a nasty category from Boggle and he knew it - "And when I say in the film, you know it means IN the film".
The character of James Bond, within his universe, hasn't starred in a movie production (unless he did in some weird storyline?). But then, are we saying film or studio movie? Because Bond, the character within his Universe, has been on security camera and video chat and so on.
But THEN, are those things operating on the physical substance of film?
Horne knew all of this and tried to duck out of it. Key dug his own grave not pressing against the category in the first place. Also, none of that dismisses the complete brain fart from Key forgetting the category entirely. The one THAT HAD JUST BEEN SAID!
These just get better and better :D.
"How do you feel about the lighting?" 😂😂😂
Dennis Rodman, first three images on google wearing glasses
Not when you think of them though.
@@mr8kc this is one of the few times that "when you think of it" actually makes complete sense
To be fair he did say Dennis Waterman originally.
@@mr8kc - Actually he _was_ wearing glasses when I first thought of him, but on second thought I realised I had been thinking of Hakeem Olajuwon.
Dennis Rodman wears glasses 24/7
Watto is hammered
You know how Mark said in #6 that he plays better when he’s sober??
I think it could be argued that cheese isn't a topping on Mark's pizza. It's a topping on Mark's dough, but I think pizza more or less implies it has cheese and tomato already
Counterpoint: pizza marinara
Dennis Rodman always wears shades
These guys are drinking beer and wine and eating pizza at 9 am sharpish.
11:43 the iconic And Then Um
So, is Key's argument that if the movie is about the character, that means that they're not in the movie? lmao
Yep even though that applies to James Bond too!
Key spends a lot more time arguing in defence of things that are obviously wrong than he spends playing the actual game.
I really wish there was a way to see who is out of the game. Like a cross over them. Or tennisrackets.
This has to be the greatest episode thus far.
The terrible thing about this game is that every time I watch a match, I want to order a pizza
Isn't Darth short for Darthibald anyway?
Darthew iirc
Has anyone yet played a category that is the logical inverse to a previous one? I don't think this has been outlawed.
Here from nearly 3 years on to report that, alas, “Boggle” did not stick around.
i mean if any one truly belonged to the lawful-awful alignment, it _would_ be the Taskmaster's slimy little assistant.
I challenge Keycentipede on Dennis Rodman. He wears glasses.
14:33 Watson: "OOOH YEAH⭜ , that was MY category."
When you REALLY think about it, Darth Vader’s surname is very much made up of “sky” and “walker” as well.
Love it .... just keep playing
Awesome game thanks!
This I the best show
Unbelievable! Forgetting your own category is one thing but to disregard the category just stated is surreal. Darth Vader and James Bond are both characters in films but neither are in films called Darth Vader or James Bond...I thought Key could take this.