Set 3, Game 13 - No More Jockeys [04.02.21]
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- Опубліковано 15 кві 2021
- No More Jockeys is a game created by Alex Horne, Tim Key and Mark Watson.
✔ HOW TO PLAY
On each turn, players name a person plus a category they fall under. That person and category are then eliminated, and subsequent people must not fall under that category. As more categories are added it gets harder, and eventually impossible, to name anyone new.
★ TWITTER
/ alexhorne
/ timkeyperson
/ watsoncomedian
★ MERCHANDISE
teespring.com/stores/nomorejockeys
♫ MUSIC
Symphony No.3 in E flat major Eroica, Op.55 (Beethoven)
► VIDEO
Alex Horne + Haiminh Le - Комедії
![Set 4, Game 1 [11.02.21] - No More Jockeys with Alex Horne, Tim Key + Mark Watson](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/JZIcSKkIR4Y/mqdefault.jpg)
![Set 4, Game 1 [11.02.21] – No More Jockeys with Alex Horne, Tim Key + Mark Watson](/img/tr.png)
Having a little rewatch 3 years later and its still great stuff. Twerpy Horne, Fiddly Watto and Sparkly Key. What a time to be alive. Wondering wil we ever see a 6th set 😢
Horne cosplaying as either a minion, and old school village idiot, or a 90s children's TV presenter. When you think about it, I like it
A dweeb
@@cipherhex a twerp.
@@tr1ckster A classic North London elite, liberal jizzhound.
I can't shake the idea that he's wearing platform trainers, and I find that unsettling.
I don't mind it
Nevermind Minions, I've never seen someone be exactly the same colour as their couch before.
I couldn't tell where the sleeve ends and the sofa begins
He genuinely told Romesh he thinks him wearing yellow is out of character
On their podcast mashup
@@franksimon8375 Aw man, that was the one where Alex sings along to rap songs (and the others have to guess the song), wasn't it? That was the hardest I've laughed in a long time!! :)
We haven't had a classic Key brain explosion in a while, but that was one of the greats
Good thing he's got a backup brain in his knee.
When you think about it, this was an all-time classic from Key. Starting with the absolutely brilliant plates on grass category, to attempting to match with Sinead Cusack, to all the possible moses categories, to the double brains theory to the ending. Just pure Key chaos. Just incredible.
When you think about it Dick Dastardly might be the worst (or at least most challengeable) play ever in NMJ history.
Double out on name in dictionary.
Out for feet dangling.
Out for appearing on TV with a dog.
Out for having name on the front of a book.
Also the Y is Dastardly is functioning as a vowel.
@@stonecoggins107 I was waiting for Mary Magdalene to go out on that count as well.
It also adds to the mountain of evidence for Wacky Races being a poisoned chalice for key.
Key's expression when he gets challenged for Dick Dastardly is incredible.
Come to think of it, he's probably been on telly with a dog
Both my brains enjoyed this today.
Watching these games on a Friday morning feels like being the only sober friend while watching your tipsy mates making increasingly poor decisions
Maybe start drinking at 8am?
Walter Boggis - No more mononymous people with two names
When you think about it, there’s no real mechanism for challenging whether the chooser has got the name right (or whether the category is actually correct for that name) in NMJ. It’s a big failure of the rules. Hopefully James Acaster will resolve this when he becomes the first guest player.
@@tr1ckster it is the biggest hole in the rules, but I don't think it necessarily needs to be fixed. There is a common understanding that if it feels early on, or if the category is quickly changed, and the mood is right, then it's no big deal.
They have said before that such a play results in elimination, but their actions don't match their words. If we look at precedent, I think any one of them could be got off such a challenge.
Has anyone been pictured on TV with a dog more than Dick Dastardly?
Probably Shaggy from Scooby-Doo, but it's close....
Cesar Milan
In tears at the new hit single "My Dad Got Mistaken For (Rolf Harris)"
The way Key says "Why?" when Horne challenges him at the end was the most innocent and adorable thing anyone has ever done ever
It's at 23.35 for anyone wondering 🤣
Watto there, the real winner of set 3 with 13 "Unicorn Mugs" to Horne's 1 and Key's 3.
They kept panning Key's Bop Bops. I think it's really him that's up.
Can't believe no one's pointed out the bit of brilliance from Horne at 13:43:
Key: "I've got one…problem."
Horne: "That's not the song, is it?"
Key looking at his brain with his other brain is some Karl Pilkington level logic
Their brains are next to their problem holes
Key has a problem hole...it’s called his mouth.
...play a record.
@@J.L.Media. The phrase 'play a record' will always make me laugh.
@@marcokilby7875 You like phrases? Are you familiar with the phrase “giving someone the cold shoulder”? D’ya know how it came about? Well, ages ago....
Humans actually have two brains. I kid ye not. Look it up. One is in the head and the other is part of the nervous system and is located in the stomach, which gives us the saying ‘gut feeling’. So, Mr Key, the Frank Worthington of NMJs, is right.
"Little Alex" could easily be a 3rd Mario Brother. 🍄🟡🟡🟡
Wario has a yellow shirt, but his overalls aren't blue
Nice to see Penelope's colleagues getting in on the game
I think The Ant Hill Mob was mentioned once but not as an actual play.
Did anyone else fill in the awkward gap left open after the ignored BOP BOP with a follow up UNICORN MUG?
I don't mind telling the world that I, when I think about it, did. And, to be honest, didn't mind it at all.
A Frenchman, a Minion and a Christmas Elf
Weird, hadn't noticed that, but you're not wrong.
Do they go to a bar after the game?
Together at last
3 certainties in life: Death, Taxes and Key playing a Wacky Racer in a game of NMJ
Has he ever mentioned anyone other than Penelope Pitstop, Dick Dastardly, and Muttley? I'd wager he doesn't know the other racers?
"how many games is that show going to cost you?"
You don't have to pay taxes, you're just bad at reading definitions and finding loopholes
@@franksimon8375 unless you live completely 'off grid' and don't participate in the economy at all, you at the very least pay taxes on the price of things you buy :)
This might be my favorite NMJ in a long time.
I loved, loved, loved Alex's overalls (I also liked how his yellow shirt blended in with his yellow couch. I thought he looked adorable.
Plus, I adore goofy playful Alex, which contributed to a goofy playful episode, which is my favorite kind of NMJ.
The complete Horne breakdown in this episode is so good. "Horne, have you been doing magic mushrooms?" The chemistry is priceless
"twenty-five seconds on the twerrrrrrrp clock"
23:06: Walter Boggis
No more mononyms.
Classic.
Boris Johnson top on my list of danglers
"Alex Horne. No more minions"
I for one think Horne looks lovely in his dungarees!
I'm a little jealous. I'm a big guy and if I wear dungarees I look like Leatherface or some other rural horror movie brute.
@@Lastielion I'm very much pro-dungarees on everybody, so I'm sure you could pull it off!
he looks a twerp.
Re: Horne's outfit, looks like somebody's bleaches the minions
Liked for the old school reference.
That has made me want to map the overlap between a variety of British TV shows, and then I remembered that this is definitely not the research I am employed to do, and I do have to pay rent.
The look of dread followed by the look of being formerly alive on Key as he eats the poisonous plant was quite good, actually.
Two (with a pronounced w) bop bops from Tim left hanging! UNICORN MUG!
Bro, at least two, I feel your pain.
Horne may have won the set. but he really has to get his "Unicorn Mug" numbers up next set
Shouting "THERE'S NO GRASS IN THE JUNGLE, ALEX" at my laptop so very a normal friday morning when you think about it
There is, here and there
That outfit is doing Horne no favors dispelling his image as little. He looks like a child who was left alone with some yellow paint.
You're not wrong there! What is working in his favour is getting the stats out there. He and Greg are probably the only public figures whose height I actually know.
I believe the consuming of the poisonous plant from the pink helmet was Key'd undoing really. A dastardly affair. Congratulations, Twerp.
We all want to see fancy dress nmj horne was effectively dressed as a minion. Also clear small caught opportunity missed. Absolute love this boys and all your work thanks for being a shining light of lockdowns
Loving Alex's Minion garb
Good game, folks! Good to see Horne embracing his role as TV’s best minion 😂
When you really think about it, an absolute classic! Fun from the moment we first see Alex as a Rainbow presenter! A joyous ride sadly brought to an abrupt halt by Key completely losing his mind!
Nice to see the importance of Unicorn Mug being confirmed
I wasn't expecting a minion in my No More Jockeys.
Also: TWERP!
Watson with by far the most Unicorn Mug action and yet out first 7 times in set 3. Just shows how tough it is to keep focus at this level
I would have hoped Watto would know Pasteur wasn't penicillin - that was Fleming.
No more people with things they invented named after them.
@@MadcapShambleton Mr Penicillin is out then
BTL: gets invested in Key's plant, names the plant (Martin), monitors the plant.
Key: tries to eat the plant.
It's his plant, you're crazy people on the computer.
hornes solemn nod when asked about consuming mushrooms recently made me giggle
Well I for one think it's great that Horne has got that new job presenting Play Away
Key workshopping his Moses category was classic NMJ.
Stats prove that Watson has really let his game slip this series. Key needs a good pre-season and all the board room issues sorted out.
Incredible outfits from two thirds of ATL today. I don't mind it.
Is Alex dressing as Charlotte Ritchie here
As one of the Below the Line group who has not yet made a comment, I just want to say thanks to all of you for giving us something to watch online during the Covid lockdowns. It is very entertaining to watch three good friends, all super-intelligent, play this silly game together.
Tim's checking brain let his thinking brain down badly
"It couldn't be worse" Tough to argue with that one really.
No clue why but I found Tim's scream at 13:14 very amusing. Feels like it could be used in a number of situations
horne turns up dressed as a minion, comes up with two of the most memorable songs in jockeys history, wins the set. vintage stuff
Nice to see East17 back together, at last.
STAY NOW
😂🤣 Stay another day!
Moses was quite famously born in Egypt. You'd have to have a really maverick definition of Asia to make that category work
Horne, with his superb dress sense, playing ficticious instruments! Top of the pops 👍
As a dungaree wearer, I don't mind Horne's choice of outfit when I think about it
Just seen the thumbnail, is alex horne dressed as a minion?
I was really looking forward to the "sometimes y" argument for Enya......
I’m surprised it wasn’t brought up for Mary Magdalene
You know it's Friday when the NMJ notification pops up 😁
That game went by in a flash! Only recently started watching these and today especially was a much-needed diversion from the Dick Dastardly f***tastrophy that is the current covid situation in Ontario, CAN. Thanks mates!
Fantastic, fantastic game! ^_^ I would happily fork over some money to see the whole, unedited thing :) Thanks ATL and Haiminh, much love to you
I'm sorry, is Horne wearing Charlotte Ritchie's Taskmaster uniform or am I just going crazy?
Louis Pasteur the inventor of penicillin? Oh Mark...the clue's in the name, mate
I’m so relieved it’s a 5 set game and not 3-set. What would I be doing with my Friday lunches if they wrapped it up now 😓 good entertaining game as always. Thanks!
How's putting your faith in these 3 working out this week?
The NMJ sign language for any given sport being snooker fingers with no utterance of a laugh is just the kind of thing I have to say, I love.
Alex Horne in his outfit in which, when you think about it, he failed in his audition to be Mr Tumble.
When you think about it, Horne's yellow couch makes him look like his arms are outstretched for a hug.
Losses by own category is a hilarious stat
i feel like the moment everybody realised what horne was wearing was the moment things started going a bit unhinged
So, instantly.
Congratulations on a great set. Long live No more Jockeys !
Rash play by Key there. He was getting his eye in, but a rush of blood to the head and he's thrown it away.
As always, superb fun. Horne looked too young to be drinking, what on earth was that outfit? Plates on grass was an amazingly dastardly category
Brilliant as ever. Thanks gents.
3:14 Key's brain chat here feels like a reference to Karl Pilkington but maybe I'm mental lol
Horne’s whole frame is screaming Cbeebies. Apart from the beer.
We do, actually, have two brains. Look up what happens when someone has their link severed, it's fascinating.
Ooh now Basden would be an interesting addition to above the line, even if only for a one off
YES please!
Mary Magdalene was the lead vocalist on the song "I Don't Know How To Love Him" from Jesus Christ Superstar. Not sure if it hit the top 40 in the UK though.
🎵🎶 AT THE AIRPOOOOOORT THEY WERE SHOOUUUTTIIINNNGGG 🎶🎵
Does anyone find themselves shouting 'Get your hands off your face!' to people in real life?
Yes.
How did it start? I have no recollection of when it began
It was my birthday this week, and all I want is a date with Tim Key. Also, loving Horn’s minion look.
Would you consider a fig with Alex Horne?
@@supertouring22 yes, probably, but it would be platonic.
My birthday is the 25th and I would also like a date with Tim
Hale and Pace's Billy and Johnny lives on in Alex!
"Yeah, I know what you mean but the way that you talk sometimes is just... sad"
Killed me 😂🤣
The Minion. The champion. The people's man.
Howling at about minute 08:00. Tim I love ya, man.
Watto’s good lighting is freaking me out
One of the all time greats!
I am so excited to have bought a ticket for 6th May. Thanks for tickets being available internationally! I live in Melbourne. I and my two adult sons, David, 38, and Michael, 27, are massive Taskmaster fans, and therefore of all three of you.
1:47 horne sounds like a children’s show character
“what is it? do you know what it is?” okay dora.
How in the world is the video thumbnail of Mark, the person wearing the most normal outfit, and not one of these other twerps?
Key has the resolve to consume his own house plants but will give the game away at the drop of a hat. No one can get a read on him; it's magic to watch
looking forward to mutley being played, will be a real sight to behold.
the world's fiddly, isn't it
Congratulations, Mr Minion.
Key has two brains watching each other and making passive-aggressive comments? That explains a lot.
must say, when you think about it, im watching a new episode of no more jockeys first thing in the morning.
i don't mind it.
For some reason, when Watto goes 'weeeeelll' at 16:16, it makes my Home Pod start googling Mary Magdalene
Sorry to hear you got caught in the rain Key. You didn't wind up with another heat rash did you?