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The performers suggest unlikely things to hear on a gardening programme in Scenes We'd Like to See.
Comedy show combining the best elements of panel show, stand-up and improvised games with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events.
Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis look back at the week’s news in the company of guests Maisie Adam, Ed Byrne, Larry Dean, Ed Gamble and Tiff Stevenson.
Mock The Week | Series 18 Episode 5 | BBC
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Don't know if I'll ever get used to Ed Byrne with short hair.
Weird af but he looks a bit younger though
Frankie's gone, too. are we going to continue to lament Ed's hair?
He should shave it fully
Ed reminds me of Hank Marvin.
@@RIXRADvidz I saw you in some other comment where someone praised the beard
The Blackberry crack went rather unappreciated.
Jim's videos was a bit shit that’s why
Imi D blackberries were indeed shit, that was the point.
I don't even know if young people know what blackberry PDAs are these days haha. I've mostly forgotten about them myself.
@@JasperJanssen ¹
Seeing Ed the Irish being pissed off at Ed the Smilish has just made my day
Battle of the Eds
Or as I call them, Sexy Ed and Sexy Ed
The wildlife gag for me. Simple punchline, brilliantly delivered.
Could you explain please. I didn’t get as I am not native speaker
@@NikolaiBakhalkhanov "It's great to have a part of your garden that attracts-" *kills something, presumably a small animal, with his foot* "-wildlife!"
"Gardening: All the effort of farming, but none of the profit." 🤣
Cricket - all the tedium of golf, but none of the scenery.
5 sex jokes in a row. Thank you for breaking the chain Ed
The audience didn’t even wait for the punchline for the first, it was so obvious.
They were getting the easy ones out of the way
4*
I love how the audience plays along with their jokes
The Blackberry joke would've been much better if she said that Apple has taken over the market.
I loved the sweet pea one lol 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
We want a shrubbery. One that looks nice and is not too expensive.
We want another shrubbery and then a tree chopped down with a herring.
NI
NI
@@jaz.s2k2 NI? I've never heard the word, what on Earth does IT mean?
So, not a Monty Python fan? It's from "The Holy Grail": "We are the knights who say 'NI'." There's a whole section about how the knights want...a shrubbery.
Spent most of this vid thinking Maisie Adam was Noel Fielding, and then getting very confused when she spoke!
Hahaah
Implying I wouldn’t have sex with either
The hair and outfit aren't even that far off!
Jeez thanks for that. I was thinking she was quite cute. Now I'm questioning my sexuality.
Glad I wasn't the only one.....I swore she was Noel in drag before the camera zoomed in!
That Scottish fella cracks me up.
Larry Dean
@@tombstonerforever9374 Like him but couidn't get his name. Thanks
I’ve got a feeling that Larry Dean’s about to explode onto the British comedy scene.
he's got a ''Live at the Apollo'' here on Youtey. check it out.
Thank you, very much.😊❤️
*Thank you very much.
@Mark n Lol.I wouldn't be surprised if the Scottish left, given how Brexit has deteriorated into a farce, in my opinion.
"The MI9 has tasked us to spruce up their garden and make it much more protected out of fear for Security Leeks."
If Milton Jones had been on this episode.
The Michael Gove joke was the best. Delivered perfectly
RIP Ed Byrne's hair.
Frankie's gone, too. are we going to continue to lament Ed's hair?
@@RIXRADvidz Frankie's been gone for years! I think it's time to move on.
@@raefrater4172 Hair may move on but Frankie will always be with us. Like fungus.
It's weird seeing Maisie with normal hair
I would say:
Diane from Oxford wants to know the best way to trim a bush. I recommend Immac.
And fill the hole back in, that's the soil as good as new. Now we just need to tell the police that she went on holiday and never came back.
Keith from Kent wants to know why his garden isn't growing. Let's ask Mary Mary Quite Contrary.
Welcome to gardening on acid. You might be wondering how the mome raths have grown so tall. I personally think it's either the dragon shit or the unicorn tears.
@Alan Cogan alright, semantics haha
not forgetting the laws on shredded cabbage and carrot... coles law
2:03 that was dark and BRILLIANT
Thapelo Mofokeng how was it dark?
I didn't get the reference
@@aslanilyayasa8146 digging out a Black head
@@thapelomofokeng9780 thanks
Those two at the end ...BOOM!!
I wish the garden on remembrance existed 😢
“Unlikely things to hear” filled with clean jokes and some cussing.
BBC: Contains strong language.
“Unlikely things to hear” filled with sexual innuendos and sex puns.
BBC:
Moove Aloung nothing to see heah.
The thing with sex puns is if you don't get them you don't need a warning and if you get them you're probably old enough to hear them.
You like these flowers? They’re from a grave somewhere and I planted them in my garden just because they were so pretty.
Why is everyone talking about Ed Byrne's new hair cut? There are already a series of comments about it in the Rejected Exam Questions video.
I thought the blackberry joke was funny. Surprised it didn't get the laughs it deserved
I was waiting for Ed Byrne to say “Let’s dig the f**j out of this garden!”
I still think his version of Sod’s Law wasn’t properly appreciated. I laughed at it.
I always thought that Chlamydia was a type of flower, Boy was I wrong!! Ow Owww, it burns!!!
Ed, Ed and Dip? :D Great team...
"I know what I like and I like what I know"
Ed sums up my whole view of gardening
''20 yrs later and Charlie Dimmock still doesn't wear a bra''
For some reason I'd like to see Maisie Adam team up with Noel Fielding!
I know the reason haha, it's because they could be twins! :)
@@jonnnnniej Maybe both in looks but also in humor!
@@FunnyFungus definitely! I would totally watch a show with them together :)
Now when you see these flowers growing well in the spring, oh my gosh a bee run away!
Feed Me Seymour
When did Ed become a lesbian?
The gay mafia finally caught him.
Wasn't he always into women?
I love Larry Dean
The area is just as important as the method you use to wow her. This is just one of the many tips in my new book “How to date a farm 101.”
Ed Byrne cut his hair.... did he at least give the spare to Dara?
No point, there won’t be any noticeable difference - Dara’s head is just too big.
Someone explain Byne's joke about Sod's law?
Google ''Sod's Law''
@@RIXRADvidz I know what it is, I still don't get it though
@@howaboutno4002 Sod is another word for turf. Rules for turf -> laws for sod.
Sod is another word for ground/grass
Ah ok yeah I haven't heard of that usage, so it makes sense. Cheers
Max Fosh is Ed Byrne with short hair
Ed Byrne and Fabiano Caruana look like twins
Excellent videos
So when you said cut the grass you meant mow the lawn. Yeah I knived a traitor.
Hey, like James Acaster once famously said: “snitches get stitches pah paahh paaahhh!”
Yes...we should all hold 2 mins silence for ed Byrne s hair..
This is the funniest mtw clip I’ve seen in a while 😂
Why can't I find mock the week on iPlayer..? It only has up to episode 3..
I like to plant my rhubarb in May.
gerald blaney so you like screwing former Prime Ministers, do you?
2.12 garden of remembrance? isn't that a graveyard!
Yup
No. A garden of remembrance is for dead people who are buried elsewhere, or whose remains were never found.
And over here we have some green onions. Oh sorry my director told me they’re scallions
Whats some other super hillarious channels for great comedy like this?
"Would I lie to you" is also great.
why does the girl in the animal print top look kind of like noel fielding
the peonies joke always gets me lol, i think the chippy tone and inscrutable foreign accent are to blame
Eds hair!! 😲
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1:21
I honestly don't get Ed Byrne's Sod's Law joke. Even double checked what Sod's Law is and I still haven't a clue.
@Aaron Hurst that's why it had so many people face-palming. Sods is another word for turf and sods law is another name for Murphy's law. I guess the joke is just implying that laying carpet grass can go really wrong?
@@Corona1708 Ah maybe, I didn't know sods is another word for turf. Thanks!
Is it me or does Ed Bryne look like Jarvis Cocker more and more?
So when labour get in, when can we expect MTW back on?
Hairy onions...It's gross 😑
the peeling skin.......
Who is the one in the green dress
Tiff Stevenson
Can someone explain the laying turf joke? I'm not a native speaker
Sod is another name for a lump of earth and law is a strict rule. So hard and fast rules about laying turf are "sod's law"
"Sod's Law" is also a saying that means things will always go wrong with the worst possible outcome.
We now know that Gamble is the best Ed. 😂
Nice shirt
I was expecting a lot of cannibis jokes ngl
This show is basically Whose Line, right?
This one segment is like Whose Line, but the show has other segments.
They were made by the same people.
Hello, and welcome to the greenhouse. This is my cohost Professor Sprout. And today we’re going to show you how to take care of devil’s snare as well as repotting mandrakes.
the HAIR
1:21 Micheal who?
Michael Gove
ed has no hair
ok then
Sod’s law joke?
A sod is a piece of turf. If you're from the US, Sod's law is the British version of what you call Murphy's law.
2:27
Maybe I don’t understand Britain jokes or “who’s line is it “ will always be the best .
Brits like to make dirtier and darker jokes which contradicts the world's view of us lot being polite prudes. And our comedians are often taking the piss out of the government so....there's that too.
"Whose Line is it Anyway" is also a British programme; unless you mean the shitty American remake?
How bout *unlikely things to hear on cricket commentary* as a topic ?
I fell asleep just thinking about it
Welcome to the ANZAC day commemoration day at the MCG. The Ashes have been disinterred and flown back to England
Seems like a bit off Who's line ....
Hardly surprising really, both programmes were made by Dan Patterson
and Mark Leveson.
MTW has the basic list of ''Things We'd Like to See'', let us, the viewing Youtey Public, help them create some new topics. Truly Deadly Warning Labels. Religious Self Help Book Titles. Brand Names for Failed Contraception Products. Questionable Place Names on a Bucket List. ''Let's ALL GO...___..." there, that'll do for starters.
Okay now that we’ve got the flowers planted, it’s now time to use RoundUp to get rid of the weeds. Don’t worry it’s safe to use and it won’t kill you or get you sick.
Has Noel Fielding had a sex change? 😮
And this was english soil but we sold it to the EU
You mean Ireland?.
Terrible, apart from Ed.
Which one?
*It's becoming more and more unfunny*
Pity Ed got the wrong type of diabetes!
can anyone tell me who the woman in the tights and trainers is, she`s funny and pretty with Really long legs , but I don`t know her name..
Maisie Adam
@@alisterroquer2899 thank you
@@chriswoodcock2150 Your Welcome :)
Didnt laugh once
Anxiety meds have robbed you of the capacity to discern comedy, so NOTHING IS FUNNY, EVERYTHING IS AN ATTACK ON GENDER OR RACE OR WEIGHT OR APPEARANCE, get your meds checked, so you can return to the group and enjoy jokes, again.
@@RIXRADvidz im not on any meds😂it just isnt funny...calm down anyway ..take your meds 😉😉
You didn’t laugh once; you laughed three times, right? Right?!
@@barbarajoseph-adam8337 😒
Dislike each & evry vdo of BBC.....Come On HINDUSTANIS.....
I CANNOT BEAR Hugh. He is so self-centered. All he cares about is himself. He never enjoyed the other comics. An absolute self-centered piece of garbage. I stopped watching the show totally because of him
I don't find these cracks particularly funny, just a bit unpleasant.
Frankie Boyle killed this when he left
never heard of any of them just copying the Drew Carey show
Whose Line was created by Dan Patterson and Mark Leverson, and so was this.
Maisie Adam is really unfunny
Unlidleble ding do gaaaardening prgram setiously, Dara OBrien is completely unintelligible