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    The performers suggest unlikely things to hear on a gardening programme in Scenes We'd Like to See.
    Comedy show combining the best elements of panel show, stand-up and improvised games with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events.
    Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis look back at the week’s news in the company of guests Maisie Adam, Ed Byrne, Larry Dean, Ed Gamble and Tiff Stevenson.
    Mock The Week | Series 18 Episode 5 | BBC
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 188

  • @LakeFX
    @LakeFX 5 років тому +840

    Don't know if I'll ever get used to Ed Byrne with short hair.

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 5 років тому +52

      Weird af but he looks a bit younger though

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 5 років тому +4

      Frankie's gone, too. are we going to continue to lament Ed's hair?

    • @TadhgKennelly
      @TadhgKennelly 5 років тому +2

      He should shave it fully

    • @architectofechoes4
      @architectofechoes4 5 років тому +1

      Ed reminds me of Hank Marvin.

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 5 років тому

      @@RIXRADvidz I saw you in some other comment where someone praised the beard

  • @jimsvideos7201
    @jimsvideos7201 5 років тому +613

    The Blackberry crack went rather unappreciated.

    • @imid3440
      @imid3440 4 роки тому +7

      Jim's videos was a bit shit that’s why

    • @JasperJanssen
      @JasperJanssen 4 роки тому +9

      Imi D blackberries were indeed shit, that was the point.

    • @krissp8712
      @krissp8712 4 роки тому +5

      I don't even know if young people know what blackberry PDAs are these days haha. I've mostly forgotten about them myself.

    • @grantedwards2034
      @grantedwards2034 3 роки тому

      @@JasperJanssen ¹

  • @derkateramabend
    @derkateramabend 4 роки тому +216

    Seeing Ed the Irish being pissed off at Ed the Smilish has just made my day

  • @vaclav_fejt
    @vaclav_fejt 5 років тому +84

    The wildlife gag for me. Simple punchline, brilliantly delivered.

    • @NikolaiBakhalkhanov
      @NikolaiBakhalkhanov 3 роки тому +1

      Could you explain please. I didn’t get as I am not native speaker

    • @vaclav_fejt
      @vaclav_fejt 3 роки тому +7

      @@NikolaiBakhalkhanov "It's great to have a part of your garden that attracts-" *kills something, presumably a small animal, with his foot* "-wildlife!"

  • @giggle_snort
    @giggle_snort 3 роки тому +53

    "Gardening: All the effort of farming, but none of the profit." 🤣

    • @abuslinky
      @abuslinky 3 роки тому +2

      Cricket - all the tedium of golf, but none of the scenery.

  • @antyvirusuk8056
    @antyvirusuk8056 5 років тому +585

    5 sex jokes in a row. Thank you for breaking the chain Ed

    • @adaml5796
      @adaml5796 5 років тому +35

      The audience didn’t even wait for the punchline for the first, it was so obvious.

    • @kennethokubo3435
      @kennethokubo3435 5 років тому +4

      They were getting the easy ones out of the way

    • @tombstonerforever9374
      @tombstonerforever9374 4 роки тому +4

      4*

  • @BolttheSuperPony
    @BolttheSuperPony 4 роки тому +34

    I love how the audience plays along with their jokes

  • @sjsh5837
    @sjsh5837 4 роки тому +106

    The Blackberry joke would've been much better if she said that Apple has taken over the market.

  • @sorryeh7
    @sorryeh7 4 роки тому +35

    I loved the sweet pea one lol 😂😂

    • @jenh8056
      @jenh8056 2 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 4 роки тому +54

    We want a shrubbery. One that looks nice and is not too expensive.
    We want another shrubbery and then a tree chopped down with a herring.

    • @mythellaneous2082
      @mythellaneous2082 3 роки тому +5

      NI

    • @jaz.s2k2
      @jaz.s2k2 3 роки тому

      NI

    • @teemusid
      @teemusid 2 роки тому

      @@jaz.s2k2 NI? I've never heard the word, what on Earth does IT mean?

    • @almostfm
      @almostfm Рік тому +1

      So, not a Monty Python fan? It's from "The Holy Grail": "We are the knights who say 'NI'." There's a whole section about how the knights want...a shrubbery.

  • @Gubbywubby
    @Gubbywubby 5 років тому +200

    Spent most of this vid thinking Maisie Adam was Noel Fielding, and then getting very confused when she spoke!

    • @maomekat2369
      @maomekat2369 5 років тому +1

      Hahaah

    • @Delta-ei7im
      @Delta-ei7im 5 років тому +4

      Implying I wouldn’t have sex with either

    • @diranbodossian6061
      @diranbodossian6061 4 роки тому +4

      The hair and outfit aren't even that far off!

    • @semanticsamuel936
      @semanticsamuel936 4 роки тому +5

      Jeez thanks for that. I was thinking she was quite cute. Now I'm questioning my sexuality.

    • @BryanSinclair
      @BryanSinclair 4 роки тому +7

      Glad I wasn't the only one.....I swore she was Noel in drag before the camera zoomed in!

  • @Muckers.
    @Muckers. 4 роки тому +51

    That Scottish fella cracks me up.

  • @mckenzie-grayeevans5876
    @mckenzie-grayeevans5876 5 років тому +145

    I’ve got a feeling that Larry Dean’s about to explode onto the British comedy scene.

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 5 років тому +6

      he's got a ''Live at the Apollo'' here on Youtey. check it out.

    • @mckenzie-grayeevans5876
      @mckenzie-grayeevans5876 5 років тому +1

      Thank you, very much.😊❤️

    • @mckenzie-grayeevans5876
      @mckenzie-grayeevans5876 5 років тому

      *Thank you very much.

    • @mckenzie-grayeevans5876
      @mckenzie-grayeevans5876 4 роки тому

      @Mark n Lol.I wouldn't be surprised if the Scottish left, given how Brexit has deteriorated into a farce, in my opinion.

  • @jonicthedgehog
    @jonicthedgehog 3 роки тому +9

    "The MI9 has tasked us to spruce up their garden and make it much more protected out of fear for Security Leeks."

    • @Imitorar
      @Imitorar 3 роки тому

      If Milton Jones had been on this episode.

  • @jonblackk
    @jonblackk 3 роки тому +22

    The Michael Gove joke was the best. Delivered perfectly

  • @Amadeus-ms9lt
    @Amadeus-ms9lt 5 років тому +225

    RIP Ed Byrne's hair.

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 5 років тому +1

      Frankie's gone, too. are we going to continue to lament Ed's hair?

    • @raefrater4172
      @raefrater4172 4 роки тому +3

      @@RIXRADvidz Frankie's been gone for years! I think it's time to move on.

    • @johnjdevlin2610
      @johnjdevlin2610 2 роки тому

      @@raefrater4172 Hair may move on but Frankie will always be with us. Like fungus.

  • @ashermorris5489
    @ashermorris5489 Рік тому +3

    It's weird seeing Maisie with normal hair

  • @AutomaticDuck300
    @AutomaticDuck300 5 років тому +35

    I would say:
    Diane from Oxford wants to know the best way to trim a bush. I recommend Immac.
    And fill the hole back in, that's the soil as good as new. Now we just need to tell the police that she went on holiday and never came back.
    Keith from Kent wants to know why his garden isn't growing. Let's ask Mary Mary Quite Contrary.
    Welcome to gardening on acid. You might be wondering how the mome raths have grown so tall. I personally think it's either the dragon shit or the unicorn tears.

  • @RJ-wx3fh
    @RJ-wx3fh Рік тому +1

    not forgetting the laws on shredded cabbage and carrot... coles law

  • @thapelomofokeng9780
    @thapelomofokeng9780 5 років тому +23

    2:03 that was dark and BRILLIANT

  • @Me-fo1kk
    @Me-fo1kk 4 роки тому +2

    Those two at the end ...BOOM!!

  • @lizxu322
    @lizxu322 4 роки тому +6

    I wish the garden on remembrance existed 😢

  • @therealkat1342
    @therealkat1342 4 роки тому +15

    “Unlikely things to hear” filled with clean jokes and some cussing.
    BBC: Contains strong language.
    “Unlikely things to hear” filled with sexual innuendos and sex puns.
    BBC:
    Moove Aloung nothing to see heah.

    • @Alinor24
      @Alinor24 3 роки тому +5

      The thing with sex puns is if you don't get them you don't need a warning and if you get them you're probably old enough to hear them.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 років тому +12

    You like these flowers? They’re from a grave somewhere and I planted them in my garden just because they were so pretty.

  • @michaelacioffi1291
    @michaelacioffi1291 5 років тому +26

    Why is everyone talking about Ed Byrne's new hair cut? There are already a series of comments about it in the Rejected Exam Questions video.

  • @jonblackk
    @jonblackk 3 роки тому +4

    I thought the blackberry joke was funny. Surprised it didn't get the laughs it deserved

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 10 місяців тому

    I was waiting for Ed Byrne to say “Let’s dig the f**j out of this garden!”
    I still think his version of Sod’s Law wasn’t properly appreciated. I laughed at it.

  • @shaunpenne1840
    @shaunpenne1840 5 років тому +18

    I always thought that Chlamydia was a type of flower, Boy was I wrong!! Ow Owww, it burns!!!

  • @KingRabbitCPH
    @KingRabbitCPH 3 роки тому +2

    Ed, Ed and Dip? :D Great team...

    • @almostfm
      @almostfm Рік тому +1

      "I know what I like and I like what I know"

  • @timebomb4562
    @timebomb4562 11 місяців тому

    Ed sums up my whole view of gardening

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 5 років тому +6

    ''20 yrs later and Charlie Dimmock still doesn't wear a bra''

  • @FunnyFungus
    @FunnyFungus 3 роки тому +2

    For some reason I'd like to see Maisie Adam team up with Noel Fielding!

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 3 роки тому

      I know the reason haha, it's because they could be twins! :)

    • @FunnyFungus
      @FunnyFungus 3 роки тому

      @@jonnnnniej Maybe both in looks but also in humor!

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 3 роки тому

      @@FunnyFungus definitely! I would totally watch a show with them together :)

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 років тому +2

    Now when you see these flowers growing well in the spring, oh my gosh a bee run away!

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 років тому +6

    Feed Me Seymour

  • @stuartsaunders563
    @stuartsaunders563 5 років тому +40

    When did Ed become a lesbian?

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 5 років тому +7

      The gay mafia finally caught him.

    • @dehro
      @dehro 4 роки тому +4

      Wasn't he always into women?

  • @heyysimone
    @heyysimone 4 роки тому +1

    I love Larry Dean

  • @duncantalksalotmore5032
    @duncantalksalotmore5032 5 років тому +1

    The area is just as important as the method you use to wow her. This is just one of the many tips in my new book “How to date a farm 101.”

  • @Brookesey
    @Brookesey 5 років тому +16

    Ed Byrne cut his hair.... did he at least give the spare to Dara?

    • @barbarajoseph-adam8337
      @barbarajoseph-adam8337 5 років тому +5

      No point, there won’t be any noticeable difference - Dara’s head is just too big.

  • @howaboutno4002
    @howaboutno4002 5 років тому +4

    Someone explain Byne's joke about Sod's law?

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 5 років тому +1

      Google ''Sod's Law''

    • @howaboutno4002
      @howaboutno4002 5 років тому +1

      @@RIXRADvidz I know what it is, I still don't get it though

    • @apollo9319
      @apollo9319 5 років тому +5

      @@howaboutno4002 Sod is another word for turf. Rules for turf -> laws for sod.

    • @charlottek6199
      @charlottek6199 5 років тому +1

      Sod is another word for ground/grass

    • @howaboutno4002
      @howaboutno4002 5 років тому +3

      Ah ok yeah I haven't heard of that usage, so it makes sense. Cheers

  • @aditidas8300
    @aditidas8300 3 роки тому +1

    Max Fosh is Ed Byrne with short hair

  • @786Inferno
    @786Inferno 4 роки тому +1

    Ed Byrne and Fabiano Caruana look like twins

  • @meekrodriguez6438
    @meekrodriguez6438 5 років тому +2

    Excellent videos

  • @Vincornelis
    @Vincornelis 5 років тому +5

    So when you said cut the grass you meant mow the lawn. Yeah I knived a traitor.

    • @barbarajoseph-adam8337
      @barbarajoseph-adam8337 5 років тому +3

      Hey, like James Acaster once famously said: “snitches get stitches pah paahh paaahhh!”

  • @Me-fo1kk
    @Me-fo1kk 4 роки тому +4

    Yes...we should all hold 2 mins silence for ed Byrne s hair..

  • @dreamer_4937
    @dreamer_4937 4 роки тому +3

    This is the funniest mtw clip I’ve seen in a while 😂

  • @relentlessnueung
    @relentlessnueung 5 років тому +2

    Why can't I find mock the week on iPlayer..? It only has up to episode 3..

  • @jerribee1
    @jerribee1 4 роки тому +2

    I like to plant my rhubarb in May.

  • @bzerkie3393
    @bzerkie3393 5 років тому

    2.12 garden of remembrance? isn't that a graveyard!

    • @Ogrethephreak
      @Ogrethephreak 5 років тому

      Yup

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 роки тому +1

      No. A garden of remembrance is for dead people who are buried elsewhere, or whose remains were never found.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 років тому

    And over here we have some green onions. Oh sorry my director told me they’re scallions

  • @cliffordbeardy6984
    @cliffordbeardy6984 5 років тому +1

    Whats some other super hillarious channels for great comedy like this?

    • @nuncanadie331
      @nuncanadie331 3 роки тому +1

      "Would I lie to you" is also great.

  • @jacksonlovellnesfield8469
    @jacksonlovellnesfield8469 4 роки тому +1

    why does the girl in the animal print top look kind of like noel fielding

  • @papasy3748
    @papasy3748 2 роки тому

    the peonies joke always gets me lol, i think the chippy tone and inscrutable foreign accent are to blame

  • @ToudaHell
    @ToudaHell 4 роки тому

    Eds hair!! 😲

  • @englandcalling9721
    @englandcalling9721 5 років тому +10

    The BBC is considering changing direction for the next series, to turn Mock The Week into a comedy show.

  • @jackywackydoodah2821
    @jackywackydoodah2821 Рік тому +1

    1:21

  • @aaronhurst4379
    @aaronhurst4379 4 роки тому

    I honestly don't get Ed Byrne's Sod's Law joke. Even double checked what Sod's Law is and I still haven't a clue.

    • @Corona1708
      @Corona1708 4 роки тому +1

      @Aaron Hurst that's why it had so many people face-palming. Sods is another word for turf and sods law is another name for Murphy's law. I guess the joke is just implying that laying carpet grass can go really wrong?

    • @aaronhurst4379
      @aaronhurst4379 4 роки тому +1

      @@Corona1708 Ah maybe, I didn't know sods is another word for turf. Thanks!

  • @jakamneziak
    @jakamneziak 4 роки тому

    Is it me or does Ed Bryne look like Jarvis Cocker more and more?

  • @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays
    @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays Рік тому

    So when labour get in, when can we expect MTW back on?

  • @brightyproduction4632
    @brightyproduction4632 5 років тому +5

    Hairy onions...It's gross 😑

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 5 років тому +1

      the peeling skin.......

  • @pandaqu7675
    @pandaqu7675 5 років тому +1

    Who is the one in the green dress

    • @hfishere
      @hfishere 3 роки тому

      Tiff Stevenson

  • @StephiexNightningale
    @StephiexNightningale 5 років тому +2

    Can someone explain the laying turf joke? I'm not a native speaker

    • @marcusrose5187
      @marcusrose5187 5 років тому

      Sod is another name for a lump of earth and law is a strict rule. So hard and fast rules about laying turf are "sod's law"

    • @natib7365
      @natib7365 5 років тому

      "Sod's Law" is also a saying that means things will always go wrong with the worst possible outcome.

  • @mdntctyvlcn
    @mdntctyvlcn 5 років тому +3

    We now know that Gamble is the best Ed. 😂

  • @김연준-r8v
    @김연준-r8v 5 років тому

    Nice shirt

  • @shaunwilson7148
    @shaunwilson7148 5 років тому +3

    I was expecting a lot of cannibis jokes ngl

  • @josephfrank3948
    @josephfrank3948 5 років тому +1

    This show is basically Whose Line, right?

    • @deeya
      @deeya 5 років тому +4

      This one segment is like Whose Line, but the show has other segments.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 роки тому

      They were made by the same people.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 роки тому +1

    Hello, and welcome to the greenhouse. This is my cohost Professor Sprout. And today we’re going to show you how to take care of devil’s snare as well as repotting mandrakes.

  • @lalalalalala7079
    @lalalalalala7079 5 років тому

    the HAIR

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 3 роки тому

    1:21 Micheal who?

  • @freebeerishere
    @freebeerishere 5 років тому +2

    ed has no hair
    ok then

  • @reevethomas1083
    @reevethomas1083 4 роки тому

    Sod’s law joke?

    • @ShanghaiRooster
      @ShanghaiRooster 4 роки тому +2

      A sod is a piece of turf. If you're from the US, Sod's law is the British version of what you call Murphy's law.

    • @memoryaccessviolation
      @memoryaccessviolation 2 роки тому

      2:27

  • @lovehumanity3225
    @lovehumanity3225 5 років тому +2

    Maybe I don’t understand Britain jokes or “who’s line is it “ will always be the best .

    • @gracereads2917
      @gracereads2917 4 роки тому

      Brits like to make dirtier and darker jokes which contradicts the world's view of us lot being polite prudes. And our comedians are often taking the piss out of the government so....there's that too.

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 роки тому +4

      "Whose Line is it Anyway" is also a British programme; unless you mean the shitty American remake?

  • @tusharrajput6192
    @tusharrajput6192 5 років тому +2

    How bout *unlikely things to hear on cricket commentary* as a topic ?

    • @adaml5796
      @adaml5796 5 років тому +1

      I fell asleep just thinking about it

    • @jonathanfraser321
      @jonathanfraser321 4 роки тому

      Welcome to the ANZAC day commemoration day at the MCG. The Ashes have been disinterred and flown back to England

  • @orianlunar2730
    @orianlunar2730 5 років тому +1

    Seems like a bit off Who's line ....

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 роки тому +1

      Hardly surprising really, both programmes were made by Dan Patterson
      and Mark Leveson.

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 5 років тому +6

    MTW has the basic list of ''Things We'd Like to See'', let us, the viewing Youtey Public, help them create some new topics. Truly Deadly Warning Labels. Religious Self Help Book Titles. Brand Names for Failed Contraception Products. Questionable Place Names on a Bucket List. ''Let's ALL GO...___..." there, that'll do for starters.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 роки тому

    Okay now that we’ve got the flowers planted, it’s now time to use RoundUp to get rid of the weeds. Don’t worry it’s safe to use and it won’t kill you or get you sick.

  • @zarabada6125
    @zarabada6125 5 років тому

    Has Noel Fielding had a sex change? 😮

  • @MaggieOliver68
    @MaggieOliver68 5 років тому +4

    And this was english soil but we sold it to the EU

  • @alexanderg1935
    @alexanderg1935 5 років тому +4

    Terrible, apart from Ed.

  • @AliMakaveli
    @AliMakaveli 5 років тому +4

    *It's becoming more and more unfunny*

  • @savagedriver1967
    @savagedriver1967 3 роки тому

    Pity Ed got the wrong type of diabetes!

  • @chriswoodcock2150
    @chriswoodcock2150 5 років тому

    can anyone tell me who the woman in the tights and trainers is, she`s funny and pretty with Really long legs , but I don`t know her name..

  • @iliketowatchvideos47
    @iliketowatchvideos47 5 років тому +6

    Didnt laugh once

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 5 років тому +7

      Anxiety meds have robbed you of the capacity to discern comedy, so NOTHING IS FUNNY, EVERYTHING IS AN ATTACK ON GENDER OR RACE OR WEIGHT OR APPEARANCE, get your meds checked, so you can return to the group and enjoy jokes, again.

    • @iliketowatchvideos47
      @iliketowatchvideos47 5 років тому +1

      @@RIXRADvidz im not on any meds😂it just isnt funny...calm down anyway ..take your meds 😉😉

    • @barbarajoseph-adam8337
      @barbarajoseph-adam8337 5 років тому +2

      You didn’t laugh once; you laughed three times, right? Right?!

    • @iliketowatchvideos47
      @iliketowatchvideos47 5 років тому

      @@barbarajoseph-adam8337 😒

  • @knife9729
    @knife9729 5 років тому +1

    Dislike each & evry vdo of BBC.....Come On HINDUSTANIS.....

  • @mr.m.5719
    @mr.m.5719 5 років тому +1

    I CANNOT BEAR Hugh. He is so self-centered. All he cares about is himself. He never enjoyed the other comics. An absolute self-centered piece of garbage. I stopped watching the show totally because of him

  • @effyleven
    @effyleven 3 роки тому

    I don't find these cracks particularly funny, just a bit unpleasant.

  • @uq9106
    @uq9106 5 років тому

    Frankie Boyle killed this when he left

  • @HarPlayer
    @HarPlayer 5 років тому

    never heard of any of them just copying the Drew Carey show

    • @AidanMillward
      @AidanMillward 3 роки тому +2

      Whose Line was created by Dan Patterson and Mark Leverson, and so was this.

  • @Tobokip101
    @Tobokip101 4 роки тому

    Maisie Adam is really unfunny

  • @guywithknife
    @guywithknife 4 роки тому

    Unlidleble ding do gaaaardening prgram setiously, Dara OBrien is completely unintelligible