Unlikely Lines On A Horror Film, At Christmas Time! | Mock The Week

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  • @CalLadyQED
    @CalLadyQED 3 роки тому +195

    No, I will not calm down, Alfred. Did you hear what they were singing? "Jingle bells. Batman smells." ...They wrote that to hurt my feelings!
    -Comedian James Acaster's imagining of the Dark Knight at Christmas

    • @diverdhal4013
      @diverdhal4013 3 роки тому +7

      The Joker sings it while escaping From The Episode "Christmas With The Joker" Batman TAS James is clearly a batman fan

    • @caedlittler2149
      @caedlittler2149 2 роки тому +1

      Should it be the dark Knight _before_ Christmas?

  • @davesprivatelounge
    @davesprivatelounge 3 роки тому +406

    The correct term is "mortally challenged"

  • @sillysongs19
    @sillysongs19 3 роки тому +192

    love how amused Romesh is with his own joke

    • @SteppinTimeMEH
      @SteppinTimeMEH 3 роки тому +18

      Was a pretty good joke though 😂

    • @crazyman8472
      @crazyman8472 2 роки тому +2

      The Facebook joke, the train joke, or the condom joke? 😜

  • @adam346
    @adam346 2 роки тому +41

    fun fact: in the movie Warm Bodies, they basically use something similar to that term "differently alive"... considering one of the zombies was technically sentient, it fits lol

    • @agneskirsch8335
      @agneskirsch8335 10 місяців тому +1

      I'm pretty shure that "differently alive was lifted from Terry Pratchett.

  • @johnmorgan1629
    @johnmorgan1629 3 роки тому +169

    2:58 Let the girlfriend/boyfriend roast begin. This is going to end well.

    • @solarmaru49
      @solarmaru49 3 роки тому +5

      Note to Sarah: ragging on your partner isn’t good writing when it comes to comedy.

    • @genapp3603
      @genapp3603 2 роки тому +1

      they're not together now so it didn't end well I guess :o

  • @London_J
    @London_J 3 роки тому +212

    Do you think you guys can start leaving the original air date next to the episode number?

    • @sierraromeoromeo2444
      @sierraromeoromeo2444 3 роки тому +15

      14 December 2016. The info is already out there!

    • @LokkerG
      @LokkerG 3 роки тому +19

      @@sierraromeoromeo2444 I think they meant so they can avoid doing more research than they expected to do.

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 3 роки тому +117

    I really like Sarah’s shirt collar... it’s cute.

  • @michaeloftaoism
    @michaeloftaoism 3 роки тому +27

    When he finally got that shot off! 😂

  • @mikephilpotmusic4234
    @mikephilpotmusic4234 3 роки тому +145

    Love it when sara and Jon have spats and point score on each other 😆

    • @jonathanfraser321
      @jonathanfraser321 3 роки тому +13

      yes but i noticed they responded well to each other after their digs!

    • @OpreRoma
      @OpreRoma 3 роки тому +19

      @@jonathanfraser321 well, you'd hope 2 comedians would know how to make jokes about each other

    • @CalLadyQED
      @CalLadyQED 3 роки тому +10

      I just wish their jokes here were funnier. It seemed more like digs at each other than trying to entertain us.

    • @solarmaru49
      @solarmaru49 2 роки тому

      @@CalLadyQED agree, they should just do their jobs.

    • @ghomerhust
      @ghomerhust Рік тому +2

      yeah, their jabs at each other were excellent! lots of fun

  • @genapp3603
    @genapp3603 2 роки тому +14

    Ed was so good in this one, so committed

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 3 роки тому +34

    Holmes: “Watson, the cry of the beast is enough to stop the heart of anyone within its range…”
    Watson: “Egad, Holmes, what manner of sound can do that?”
    The Beast: “Blobby… blobby, blobby!”

  • @Maerahn
    @Maerahn 3 роки тому +512

    I feel like John and Sarah went through all the stages of their break-up on Mock The Week.

    • @benisted1614
      @benisted1614 3 роки тому +88

      They both did brilliant comedy specials about their breakup, both hilarious and heartbreaking at the same time, Robins in particular poured his heart out.

    • @mikephilpotmusic4234
      @mikephilpotmusic4234 3 роки тому +16

      Where can I find the comedy specials?

    • @stevensallsorts
      @stevensallsorts 3 роки тому +6

      @@mikephilpotmusic4234 yes where please

    • @benisted1614
      @benisted1614 3 роки тому +43

      @@mikephilpotmusic4234 If you're a UK resident then Sara Pascoe's Lads Lads Lads is available on BBC iPlayer currently, and The Darkness of Robins is currently on Netflix.

    • @benisted1614
      @benisted1614 3 роки тому +6

      @@stevensallsorts Not sure how to tag you in it so please see the comment above.

  • @deang5386
    @deang5386 2 роки тому +6

    4:05 - James Acasters lap around the microphone hahaha

  • @IQsveen
    @IQsveen 3 роки тому +6

    "...... WHAT THE FUCK IS EGGNOG??" 😂

  • @SvenTviking
    @SvenTviking 3 роки тому +29

    “No, lets all remain awake in the living room, barricaded into a corner, armed with pokers and those sabres mounted above the fireplace, all night.”

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk 3 роки тому +1

      "I love you-"
      "Shh!"

  • @retnavybrat
    @retnavybrat 3 роки тому +97

    Note: If I ever meet and become friends with Dara, buy him a Nerf gun for Christmas or his birthday. 🙃

    • @Merlin-gu9nz
      @Merlin-gu9nz 3 роки тому +16

      sod that he'll break it in 5 minutes, give him an empty action man box and tell him its the army deserter edition.

    • @neilmurphy966
      @neilmurphy966 3 роки тому +3

      Buy his multipak of water balloons..he can toss them over neighbours fence..a bandolier to hold em too is good accessory for him.. 😂

  • @BuzzinVideography
    @BuzzinVideography 3 роки тому +17

    James owned it with that politician joke

  • @Tjalve70
    @Tjalve70 3 роки тому +10

    Well, my two favourite Christmas movies are Rare Exports and A Nightmare Before Christmas.
    So I guess that answers the question.

  • @alexstorr5511
    @alexstorr5511 3 роки тому +45

    Zombles, ha ha, I'd love to see that

    • @SevCaswell
      @SevCaswell 3 роки тому +5

      read the Tery Prattchet Discworld novel they are hislarious satire and yes there are Zombies and they do want to be called 'Diferently alive', there is also a Committee of Equal Hights to represent the Dwarves...

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 3 роки тому +2

      @@SevCaswell Undead yes, unperson no!

  • @Gooberpatrol66
    @Gooberpatrol66 3 роки тому +45

    I learned from this clip that british Monopoly spaces are named differently.

    • @justandy333
      @justandy333 3 роки тому +13

      Old Kent Road, Whitechapel Road, Kings Cross Station, The Angel Islington, Euston Road, Pentonville Road, Pall Mall, Whitehall, Northumberland Avenue, Marylebone Station, Bow Street, Marlborough Street, Vine Street, Strand, Fleet Street, Trafalgar Square, Fenchurch St Station, Leicester Square, Coventry Street, Picadilly, Regent Street, Oxford Street, Bond Street, Liverpool St Station, Park Lane, Mayfair.
      You're Welcome.
      GOD IM BORED!!

    • @johndunne3547
      @johndunne3547 3 роки тому +8

      they have different versions for most countries

    • @who9387
      @who9387 3 роки тому +2

      They have Monopoly in USA ?

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 роки тому +1

      I learned it from “Weakest Link: Puppets Edition”. Roland Rat knew it was Mayfair, I thought it was Boardwalk.

    • @matthewwilliams4569
      @matthewwilliams4569 3 роки тому +9

      Shocker, it’s almost like Americans assume the rest of the world revolves around them

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 3 роки тому +6

    Now on this very special Christmas edition of The Chase, each of the Chasers has come as a well known Christmas movie character. So let’s bring on the first Chaser! Oh no no no no no, I was hoping it was The Beast for you, but it’s The Dark Destroyer.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 2 роки тому +2

    Whatever you do don’t (breathes) (dies)

  • @thegraphicgoose
    @thegraphicgoose 2 роки тому +5

    Last one isn't very unlikely. You hear or see someone asking what eggnog is every year.

  • @puddingpudding9579
    @puddingpudding9579 3 роки тому +6

    I'm not a zombie I'm just differently alive!

  • @kiahmadison8541
    @kiahmadison8541 3 роки тому +10

    Poor Batman. Needs some deodorant for Christmas.

  • @Dugiedugdug
    @Dugiedugdug 3 роки тому +19

    The relationship jokes hit different after watching John's special

    • @RedArcherLive
      @RedArcherLive 3 роки тому

      Which special?

    • @SteppinTimeMEH
      @SteppinTimeMEH 3 роки тому +2

      @@RedArcherLive John’s

    • @RedArcherLive
      @RedArcherLive 3 роки тому +4

      @@SteppinTimeMEH yes because that's what I meant, wasn't asking for the name of it or anything 🙄

    • @SteppinTimeMEH
      @SteppinTimeMEH 3 роки тому +4

      @@RedArcherLive yeah it was John’s. Your welcome

    • @mysticalquilava
      @mysticalquilava 3 роки тому +4

      @@RedArcherLive If you still care it’s called the “Darkness of Robbins” and it’s on Netflix. Sara’s from the same time is called lads lads lads

  • @Hydplant
    @Hydplant 2 роки тому +2

    James Acaster is gold.

  • @michaelbaker7499
    @michaelbaker7499 3 роки тому +4

    No jokes about lights? I expected something like "no no, are you mad? Don't you know this is a horror film? Turn the light back of"

    • @Jason-eo1rh
      @Jason-eo1rh 3 роки тому +2

      That's something a eleven year old would come up with

  • @danieljob3184
    @danieljob3184 3 роки тому +50

    Britain, where your sex life is private but the break-up is as public as f@%k!

    • @Jason-eo1rh
      @Jason-eo1rh 3 роки тому +7

      Holland: where it's vice versa

  • @jenh8056
    @jenh8056 2 роки тому

    Oh that run around was hilarious

  • @Penguins247
    @Penguins247 2 роки тому +1

    Underground, overground, *BRAINS*

  • @jamesl8640
    @jamesl8640 3 роки тому +3

    First one gets me every time.

  • @trindog5843
    @trindog5843 3 роки тому +4

    I'd rather you not say zombie the term is differently alive 😂

  • @dropnoelfield295
    @dropnoelfield295 3 роки тому

    Zombles 🤣😅😂😅 fkn legend

  • @Michelle_Schu-blacka
    @Michelle_Schu-blacka 3 роки тому +3

    Awww!
    I love sprouts.😢

  • @RatelHBadger
    @RatelHBadger 3 роки тому +11

    Im with Rob on egg nog

  • @DKDexter999
    @DKDexter999 3 роки тому +6

    "Unlikely lines *on* a horror film" - are they doing coke?

  • @MrKaywyn
    @MrKaywyn 2 роки тому

    Zombles what a concept.

  • @newtoncountry5937
    @newtoncountry5937 3 роки тому +8

    Missed opportunity for a Loose Women reference during the horror film bit. For example...
    "Hell? Oh, no, son. You're in a place far worse than Hell. This is the set of Loose Women"

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic Рік тому +1

    Do not confuse Halloween with Christmas.
    31 Oct = 25 Dec.

  • @alalouis1
    @alalouis1 3 роки тому +4

    Differently alive ☠️☠️

  • @MikaSaastamoinen
    @MikaSaastamoinen 3 роки тому

    Its alive ITS ALIVE

  • @CricketEngland
    @CricketEngland 3 роки тому +9

    “Here’s Durex”

  • @lynngreene1993
    @lynngreene1993 3 роки тому +2

    Here's Johnny!!!!!!!!!

  • @TeH_RunT
    @TeH_RunT 3 роки тому +5

    The title for this video is very misleading.... 🤣

  • @sandmboy1
    @sandmboy1 2 місяці тому

    Happy Hannukah everybody!

  • @HMOCreations1807
    @HMOCreations1807 2 роки тому +1

    What are "zombels"??😂😂

    • @mikefule
      @mikefule Рік тому

      The Wombles was a children's TV show about fictional furry animals called Wombles who lived on Wimbledon Common. Combining Zombies/Wombles produced "Zombles".

  • @cathyjackson7248
    @cathyjackson7248 11 місяців тому

    Zombles could be a thing!

  • @U2QuoZepplin
    @U2QuoZepplin 3 роки тому +3

    Did I miss some well publicised whirlwind relationship between John Robins and Sarah Pascoe?

    • @marksieving7925
      @marksieving7925 3 роки тому +4

      They were a couple when this episode was filmed.

  • @nicholasgiles500
    @nicholasgiles500 3 роки тому +2

    Sara 😍

  • @U2QuoZepplin
    @U2QuoZepplin 3 роки тому +6

    And now they hate each other so they’re free to use the broken nuptials as fuel ⛽️ for this stand up show? I suppose you live and learn?

    • @ianghose1
      @ianghose1 3 роки тому +5

      Well there's only so long that someone can put up with a virtue signaling vegan.

  • @jeanniehelliwell1599
    @jeanniehelliwell1599 3 роки тому

    Oy leave keep alone please!

  • @jeremygrady1107
    @jeremygrady1107 3 роки тому +6

    Sara is dead on. Monopoly is a sh*t game.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 3 роки тому

      As are all board games

    • @jeremygrady1107
      @jeremygrady1107 3 роки тому +1

      @@SamuelBlack84 not true. There are many games that are good for a family (and friends) game night.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 роки тому +2

      And unfortunately, I forgot to bring a Ouija Board.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 3 роки тому

      @@jeremygrady1107 I don't have any friends

  • @geoffroi-le-Hook
    @geoffroi-le-Hook 3 роки тому

    'bit' was edited out of the captions at 1.15ish

  • @iim4xii129
    @iim4xii129 3 роки тому

    What's eggnog?

  • @sandmboy1
    @sandmboy1 2 місяці тому

    and you can call relate or the samaritans at any time.The BBC website has more details

  • @Mark_Brooks
    @Mark_Brooks Рік тому +1

    Differently alive.

  • @tolga2908
    @tolga2908 3 роки тому +3

    Deadest banter ever

  • @mikesthoughtsonplants.9857
    @mikesthoughtsonplants.9857 3 роки тому +1

    Living challenged = zombie

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 3 роки тому

    3:07 Lots of what?

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 3 роки тому +2

      Nectar Points.

  • @noskillzdad5504
    @noskillzdad5504 3 роки тому +7

    Is it just me? Every time I look at the video description, the names of EVERY ONE except for the women are in there: they are always the "and more" (even when it is only one more name). What is up with that? Like seriously, what is up with that!?

  • @emptycradle1304
    @emptycradle1304 Рік тому

    duh... EggNog is the Nog part of the Egg....

  • @mariarahelvarnhagen2729
    @mariarahelvarnhagen2729 2 роки тому

    Admonish Not Chaucer

  • @AndersPuschel
    @AndersPuschel 3 роки тому

    0:14 I thought the PC term was biotically challenged.

  • @Dewi-H
    @Dewi-H 3 роки тому +3

    "This is the least festive one of these we've ever done..."
    Well, given the number of gun related deaths in America they might start associating getting shot at with holidays?

  • @Queenhideyxo
    @Queenhideyxo 3 роки тому

    What the fuck is egg nogg

  • @Casterborous
    @Casterborous 3 роки тому

    What the FUCK is eggnog?

    • @marksieving7925
      @marksieving7925 3 роки тому +1

      Egg yolks beaten with milk and rum, then with whipped cream folded in.

  • @rosadelia4169
    @rosadelia4169 3 роки тому

    The least funny guy on this is that Darian whatsit

  • @michaelbaker7499
    @michaelbaker7499 3 роки тому

    And yes, monopoly is a shit game

  • @matthewiles5714
    @matthewiles5714 3 роки тому +5

    Pascoe is not funny in the slightest.

  • @risisummedomi787
    @risisummedomi787 3 роки тому +2

    I'm single 😥😥😥😥😥

  • @CaIadai
    @CaIadai 3 роки тому

    See the sad thing is the Zombie joke is almost not a joke anymore. "I'm sorry, it's not him or her. It's a zombie so it's called a 'Zim' " 😑

  • @2490debrick
    @2490debrick 3 роки тому

    Lame of the Week

  • @richardzellers
    @richardzellers 3 роки тому +3

    This show USED to be good until it got WOKE!!!! SUCKS NOW

  • @calhackit9806
    @calhackit9806 3 роки тому

    this is such normie comedy

    • @calhackit9806
      @calhackit9806 3 роки тому

      literally have red letter media on the other screen, and this is so cringe in comparison

    • @williamheg
      @williamheg 3 роки тому +3

      Sorry to reply over a month later, but thought I'd let you know... Nobody asked

    • @calhackit9806
      @calhackit9806 3 роки тому

      @@williamheg no-body asked if anyone asked.

  • @anthonyochocki6535
    @anthonyochocki6535 3 роки тому

    Was there 'EVER' a time when Romesh was Funny; rather than vaguely funny, amusing or as a 'place-card' at the Table so that the BBC could 'look diversified' or was making an attempt at such....and the John 'n Sarah bits were ALWAYS a total waste of time---

  • @yukiannie666
    @yukiannie666 3 роки тому +8

    the guy with eye glasses and long hair reminds me of james mcavoy but as one of his personalities in split

    • @rachelfox8108
      @rachelfox8108 3 роки тому +5

      That has to be the nicest thing anyone has said about that film. I won't be able to look at Ed Byrne without thinking of James McAvoy, now.

    • @yukiannie666
      @yukiannie666 3 роки тому +1

      @@rachelfox8108 oh...is that the guy's name? ed? im new watching this...i still dont know their names...

    • @rachelfox8108
      @rachelfox8108 3 роки тому +2

      @@yukiannie666 It's totally okay not to know all of their names yet, don't worry. You'll learn them as you keep watching. 😊

    • @yukiannie666
      @yukiannie666 3 роки тому +1

      @@rachelfox8108 since youve been so kind replying to me... may i ask...who is the guy made the joke about the lego breast? ☺

    • @rachelfox8108
      @rachelfox8108 3 роки тому +3

      @@yukiannie666 Oh, the "leg, or breast" joke? That's Hugh Dennis. He's been on this show for years, and he's an actor as well. One of his best projects is "Outnumbered", where he plays a father tormented by his three kids. And no worries! 😊