SPICY SARCASTIC SUPERJERK-Army Combat Veteran Reacts to TheRussianBadger
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I don’t know too much about Taskmaster myself but I believe he is more of a mercenary for hire rather than a villain and often gets into conflicts with other superheroes. He has a photographic memory of sorts allowing him to memorise his opponents' fighting styles. Combine that with gadgets and a well trained physique and he can pretty much mimic almost anyone’s moveset.
That's pretty much Taskmaster, guy only needs to see you fight once and he will perfectly imitate that fighting style. Only one he couldn't really do that to was Deadpool, but that's because he's just the "lol, so random" character.
@@joecrazy9896 He also couldn't beat X-23. TBF, how do you beat a chick Wolverine who fights like a crazed, hungry animal and can pop a claw from each foot?
@@oldeskul True, you can't really copy a fighting style that is essentially just running forward and flailing. X-23 is luck she has the same healing factor Wolverine has so she doesn't have to worry about skill level much.
@@joecrazy9896 True, but she doesn't run forward and flail, she flails in every direction with retard strength while screaming and jumping.
I think he was originally a Captain America rival right?
9:52 "little hydraulic presses" is such a cute way to describe spiders
I give Miles stealth mission a pass in annoyance because he didn't go looking for the dangerous situation, it came to him.
MJ on the other hand...
I'll give her the penthouse mission. But sneaking through Tombstone's thugs, and later _armed mercenaries?_ Nah.
For anybody saying Spiderman's powers aren't physically realistic, just remember: He wasn't just bitten by a spider...
He was bitten by a *RADIOACTIVE* spider.
Actually, the reason he has powers is because it was a magical spider.
The radiation was a complete accident.
The radiation is both a bonus and an issue. When he gave blood to save May, she started dying due to the radiation.
But on the other hand, it protects him from certain things. An energy vampire called Morlun can't feed on him well because of the radiation. For context, Morlun travels universe to universe, hunting and feeding on animal totems (people with mystical animal-based powers, like Spider-Man).
Apparently, it's the mystical nature of his powers that attracts animal-based villains to Peter. But don't worry, their abilities are actually given by science.
He… he literally said “I AM the marketing department.” It was meant as a witty retort…
Unfortunately in the game people who are thrown from ledges get saved by some web that pulls them to the nearest wall, so they don't actually fall to their death.
Taskmaster is primarily an Avengers villain, though Spider-Man and Deadpool catch a lot of his stress. His power is the ability to exactly mimic any action he can see. Bullseye's throws, Spidey's dodging and webswinging, Daredevil's fighting, Cap's shield techniques, Hawkeye's archery, etc. And he can swap back and forth between them at will. (He hates mimicking Wolverine, Deadpool and Daredevil's fighting style because they sometimes just facetank a punch.) They made a (frankly wasted subpar) version of him for the Black Widow movie that's worth ignoring. Find his solo miniseries, and his stuff with Deadpool and Agent X. Great merc character that is more teacher than assassin, having trained A LOT of SHIELD, HYDRA, and other org's troops.
A fun fact about him is that he watches Kung Fu movies at like 1.5 times the regular speed to then be able to use the moves, but do them faster.
@@CIoudStriker Wanted to comment just that, but it was 2x speed and he suffered tendon damage in the battle he used it in.
*watches the hulk fight*
"Nah, that looks like taking too much damage, I'm good"
once he watched an olimpic high dive and then tried it, however he forgot to watch him swim so he almost drowned
38:50 Regarding cognitive dissonance, I think your definition is the reason why Badger chose those words for the video. The two contradicting beliefs in the clip's case is: Belief 1: there is one spiderman, Belief 2: there are multiple spiderman and you can only hit one of them.
Taskmaster is a mercenary with a photographic memory and is a martial arts master. He could figure someone's fighting style and how best to beat them in a few minutes by watching them or actively fighting them. There so far is only 2 characters that he cannot beat, Deadpool and X-23.
However, Taskmaster loses that photographic memory easily and thus keeps footage of fighting styles. The only fighting style Taskmaster refuses to copy is Moon Knights because it is both hazardous and lacks defensive measures.
@@kingdomcome3914 And Hulk.
No value in Hulk's fighting "style".
51:01 I love to imagine that they have a mic that they take turns using when throwing out threats and one of them decided to cut in line
Edit: thank you all for liking this comment.
Fun fact: if you know the lore of Spider man Peter really tries to soft blow those he fight because of the fact that he’s so strong that he fears he’ll kill them
Pussy-the Punisher
Task master even realizes that he’s pulling his punches and has been hitting criminals far below his strength. Peter easily knocks the jaw off an augmented human. On a regular human? They turn into ramen noodles
Paul "this was 15 minutes of me explaining why spiderman ins't realistic"
"Thats... why i'm here"
Paul "It's already 50 minutes"
"yes we had our first 50 minutes, but what about second 50 minutes?"
7:17 Funny thing is that Spiderman, or rather Peter Parker, in Marvel's live action movies is actually a college student who went on to inherit Stark Enterprises after Tony Stark sacrifices himself to save the universe. At least, until the recent movie that I won't say much more than that in the case anyone who reads this hasn't seen the movie yet and/or doesn't know generally what happens in that movie's plot.
came out 3 years at this point so who cares
thanos is defeated and everyone who got snapped comes back
He didn't inherit Stark "Enterprises", (the name is supposed to still be Stark Industries) he inherited the glasses that gave him access to an aspect of the Stark infrastructure, Stark Industries however is stock owned and would just have a new CEO.
_Felicia's seen his egg sacks..._
Just as a note, apparently, enemies that get knocked off ledges actually get something attatched to them that gets them stuck to a building or something else, keeping them from being killed on impact with the ground.
fun fact in the comics when doc ock was in peters body he found out how much peter holds back by punching full force and *PUNCHING SCORPION'S JAW OFF*
In this game actually, any of the mooks tossed off a building, the webs on them will snap out and stick them to nearby buildings.
Paul's beard continually gets more and more majestic with every video
I love it when this guy rants about stuff
@@pyrophile9972 why is a bot message?
@@pyrophile9972 Why would it be a bot message?
Not a bot mate
37:00
No.
It's hard for water to conduct electricity.
Salt however, like in undistilled water can conduct it very well.
If you pour distilled water on electronics for example it'll be mostly fine.
Another example is mineral free water used for aquarium like pcs
Mostly?
@@k96man
As he said, nothing is truly "non-conductive".
The likelyhood of distilled water being the path of least resistance is very small.
It would have to be intentional for it to occur.
So there's no need to worry.
20:40, actually a lets play i watched showed that SOMEHOW the webs will attach themselves to buildings after you launch someone off the roof of a building
If you were a super-hero your name would be Tangent-Man
Fun Fact: the voice actors for Spider-Man and Yuri are married in real life.
Former governor Mike Huckabee was quoted saying, “I have seen my state’s prisons and I would advise, if you are going to commit a crime in my state that will put you in prison, commit a federal crime not a state crime.
44:30 Basically it's a Strength build versus a Dexterity build: You can be as fast and nimble as you want, I only need to hit you once.
Fun fact: Spider-Man uses his spidey sense to control his strength in fist fights, as he can quite literally accidentally rip someone in half with a single punch.
I’ve practiced a small bit of martial arts myself namely Judo and when I was being taught it was always extremely important to have a “Uke” (receiver of a technique) that is roughly the same height and weight so that you can learn to preform the techniques properly.
If the Uke is too small preforming the technique becomes so trivial a lot of corners can easily get cut making it hard to learn how to properly preform the technique and inversely if the Uke is too large for you it’s nearly impossible to preform a grab or throw without serious training and skill
Paul, have you seen the news stories where local police have started seizing armored cars because they carry legal proceeds from marijuana sales from other states through states for which marijuana sales aren't legal?
To be a bit fair to spiderman the henchman are attacking him a lot of the time. With guns and weapons. Sure they still dont stand a chance, but ya know. Fuck 'em. lol.
Really good vid so far. Nice
Spooderboy can't pay his rent because he doesn't have a job after George complained about his pizza box being covered in sticky white slime.
My man! Another Wildlands enjoyer gentleman.
Well here's the thing I say about Spider-Man games they are made to feel like Spider-Man not be an accurate depiction of comics
Bc comics Spider-Man mostly just webs up criminals and if he does fight he's holding back Immensely to not kill someone bc In superior Spider-Man it's seen that his true strength is capable of accidentally punching scorpions jaw off easily when not holding back
He turned a 20 minute video to godamn 55 minutes
A great example of the size vs skill topic is Brian Shaws video with an mma fighter. Starting from guard Brian (400+ pounds of muscle) managed to make a champion mma fighter tap out just by laying on him
0:05 in one of the comics is states that his coom is so eadiated that it can kill
10:50 I nearly tripled my strength (I was a weak boi) from barely being able to lift a 40lb bar to pretty casually lifting 140lb bars while bench pressing(similar weight increases across all types of lifting, 20lb curls to 60lb curls)
That was within 6 months and from 110lbs to 140lb
Don't underestimate the human body
Something else he's technically forgetting is that the human body has reserves for particular high adrenaline circumstances, which makes you capable to lift many times your bodyweight in those very specific instances, however being in such a heightened state even for a rather short time can be as far as I can recall harmful for the body, the body usually only enables itself to do such things for a few seconds if it ever happens.
@@Spartan322 yeah, I mean technically he wasn't really wrong about Spider-Man being unrealistic, but my comment was more about his comment that it would take hundreds of pounds and years to double your strength
@@Omega_1111 Yeah, I'm aware, I was just pointing out that even beyond individually being off on increasing strength in humans (despite Spider-Man generally being fantasy in 95% of case) but that humans are also technically capable of feats such as lifting cars without exercise in the right circumstances anyhow, even despite being harmful following said event.
@@Spartan322 oh yeah definitely, humans can do Some ridiculously insane things that are brains won't let us do.
I think I heard somewhere that humans and chimps have about the same strength per mass or something but the use about 5% more of theirs...
Which means if our brains ever realized we could Do slightly more people would be capable of ripping another persons limb off
Taskmaster is a deadpool villain if I am remembering things correctly...
I appreciate Peter Parker dealing with grounded problems like money troubles, tardiness, and his love life... but I would also appreciate a version of the character that'd just pickpocket some of the baddies he beats up.
You can't tell if it's in-game footage or not? It is. Nothing really changes in-between game and cinematic stuff say for the lighting. Everything like character models and other assets stay the same.
41:08 Yeah I saw a video about this exact topic about Spiderman. Something about all the force running thru your body and snapping at the weakest link which is the Atlas bone in the neck. Or something. I hope I'm not wrong.
I love the super serious tangents he goes on from Badger's nonsense. Like, legit, no sarcasm. There's something kind of sweet about it.
11:46 gentle reminder hat brachiosaurs existed. They are a "fuck you" to the quare cube lab and everything you just said. But also they definitely had multiple hearts.
I still play Wildlands from time to time, love that game
Dude, you know so many things, I'm jealous
There is a animated series of Spiderman with the scarlet spider
Taskmaster is mainly an Avengers villain who used to be pretty C-list--he's only fought Spider-Man recently and got a (poor) adaptation in the Black Widow movie. I don't recall any pre-2000s storyline where Spidey fought him. He's also in Marvel vs. Capcom 3, which was my first exposure to him.
52:11 Just to let you know, I find all your tangents so much more interesting than most of the videos you react to (except Maxor of course. Maxor is a god among men.)
23:40 aren't you just advocating for the bystander effect. The thing Spider-Man is like explicitly a message against
I partially agree with you on the not getting into other conflicts thing, but if I see a situation I can define with words, I will probably try. Not helping when you can, especially when it's not even hurting anyone, is how many bad things happen.
If a fight is happening, you can call the cops and such, but trying to talk them done while their coming can't hurt. At least you tried, and hadn't lost anything in the process, and who knows, may e it works, and you did something good.
34:19 comedic without
Spider-Man the only game where bad guys how's plot armor so they don't die
YO MHGR, the sequel to pootis engage is out! You might want to take a peek at it.
People down below probably already told you that, but Spider-Man *never* kills anybody. Also, in this game in particular, when you knock off of buildings your enemies as a Spider-Man, enemies get saved by his web and stick to the other buildings.
Remember the Pootis engage? the one area 51 heavy meme vid? they recently made a Sqeual, POOTIS ENGAGE // EXTREME
You MUST do a reaction to it, its hella good
I love Scarlet Spider. Ben Reily was MY Spider-Man
Well that 'diplomat' emptied a handgun into a cop so...
Hey man... could you check out Wendigoon's Conspiracy iceberg videos or his other videos he does some interesting research and I love listening to how he breaks down and explains stuff that otherwise I wouldn't even know they existed....
I would really like to see your opinion on some of those videos or the Conspiracy iceberg series
52:33 Surprise! 😂
Taskmaster is a Captain America villain he has the power to mimic the fighting style of anyone he sees so long as it doesn't require a super power that can't be copied my technology. he once copied Deadpool and started to hear the voice that was in Deadpool's head.
Pootis engage has a sequel called Pootis engage extreme
Noice moar bajur
0:04 sir may i introduce you to... the marvel what if comics
Him rambling about square cube law for like 10 minutes.
Me, who has already watched Imaginary Axis and knows this: Can this burry up.
But seriously, that was way to long.
I have a video request/idea. Can you fra t to Sseth's Evenicle video?
The square cube law ruins the fun things in life
44:08
Ok, that was funny, ngl, i shucled.
27:38 they removed the prediter mission in ghost recon wildlands which suck cause i was never able to kill it
How the hell are you so knowledgeable about everything? Like seriously?
Yeah, well sometimes the trials don't fall through & they get off easy.
I kinda wanna see Doppelganger in a new Spiderman game. I just wanna see what they do with him.
... please specify ... that is the Ben Riley Scarlet spider not the Kain Scarlet Spider
If you have a PS4 or 5, you should absolutely give this game a look. It's awesome.
Damn shame there's no PC port. :(
Pure water dont conduct electricity. Why normal warter can conduct electricity is because there are alot of small things in it lije minerals or electrolite
Wait so does teabagging count as cruel and unusual punishment
35:37 Man, i remember me and my Father going somewhere at night, and literally heard some dude on a Phone saying he'd r@p3 the person he was talking to in public. 😂🤦♂️
It doesn't have any thing to do with the video... But it would be very cool to Paul (sorry if I wrote wrong) to react and give his opnion on some Nano is videos since he is more ""serious"" than the others youtubers that he watched (atleast from what i've seen), so there would be more militar and combat facts and he could get monetized since he censors the swears on his videos (atleast the ones that are 1 or less year old)
Pootis engage // Extreme
The second part of pootis engage!
Would like to see your reaction to it!
oh hey,he realised he does alooot of talking!
Idk if it's my headphone but your last few videos and this one have some minor popping sound everytime you speak
I’ve been hearing it to and confirmed it’s not because of my earpods I heard it when I played the audio through my phone as well
HEY! A second part of legendary "Pootis Engage" is out! You totally should watch it! It's on the same if not upper level of quality!
Hey just to let you know Spider-Man could be much much much more evil as there is a Spider-Man that kept the symbiote suit and it made him KILL hobgoblin
16:34 Radical Entertainment Activision's Prototype Game like the Arkham Games were revolutionary. 😂
1:50 Quote from Spider-Man: No Way Home: "Now I'm the most famous person in the world... and I'm still broke."
I dislike the types of people that expect social media to be their saving grace, something that they believe will save their lives; I very much prefer practical knowledge and skills over social presences. I don't use much of big social platforms (UA-cam is one of three, the others being Reddit and rarely Discord), and it's really not much use outside of lurking and commenting about interested topics.
Pootis engage extreme pls
And this is the last place I’d expect to get a Medical lesson but Know I know that I can Literally Punch my enemies stupid
Can you look at the tf2 comics?
ceno0 just dropped a new "Pootis Engage" video...but more EXTREME! Will you be reacting on that?
7:38 ..oh how I wish Pizza wouldn't hurt me with it's delicious Gluten... Life would be perfect.. and no, gluten free Pizza is not a Pizza! 😤
Spider-Man=Hydraulic man?
7:15 i get what what ur putting down but peter parker and spiderman arent the same,thats what peter is going for spiderman dosnt make money and peter dosnt have enough ,if spiderman did though u would see spiderman more than peter parker ,u know until they start to put money or peoples lives. And we both know what peter will choose.
Well Spiderman is partly magic thanks to spidergod
They kinda did Task Master dirty. I want the real Task Master, who is constant annoyance to superhero every now and then but not to the Deadpool extend.
"Majima everywhere" from Yakuza with less jokes?
55 minutes how the fu-
85% talking 15% reacting
You talk too much make it short
Hey you should react to pootis engage // EXTREME its the sequel to pootis engage
34:20
Why is spider man Sans?
When was the Russian election thing?
0:30 right your good profanity alowed
Hi