The Worst Metal Genre Ever?

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 7 тис.

  • @itztia9240
    @itztia9240 4 роки тому +782

    **when i started listening to metal**
    I’m not gonna listen to that death metal shit
    **now**
    Best genre: death metal

    • @horrorking1000
      @horrorking1000 4 роки тому +18

      I felt that

    • @trilikvlt
      @trilikvlt 4 роки тому +22

      Felt that. Discovered Metal at 7 y.o. through Metallica as well as Rammstein’s « Mutter » album, told myself « Mmmh Death Metal’s kind of too extreme for me », then delved into the depths of Black Metal at 11 y.o thanks to my father’s vinyls. After that followed the discovery of hundreds of Thrash Metal and Stoner/Doom Metal bands, and early Death Metal around 14-15 y.o. My absolute favorite to this is Black Metal (it has always been), next is Thrash and Stoner/Doom. Early Death is to my taste, but the more recent stuff with low growls still isn’t my thing

    • @thatoneguy9473
      @thatoneguy9473 4 роки тому +4

      Same. At first I just kinda dipped my toe in with beast and the harlot and two years later I'm in a pit at a Carnifex show. 😂😂😂

    • @austinrb6301
      @austinrb6301 4 роки тому

      TrileãoScarface I got into metal in the exact same order and way!

    • @trilikvlt
      @trilikvlt 4 роки тому

      Austin RB Oh that’s a pretty weird coincidence

  • @deanersher4136
    @deanersher4136 6 років тому +1979

    Steel isn't a metal it's an alloy

    • @dylanbrown1103
      @dylanbrown1103 6 років тому +6

      Dean Ersher ;(

    • @TheSlicktyler
      @TheSlicktyler 6 років тому +178

      Only posers think steel is metal

    • @trantamwasser9477
      @trantamwasser9477 6 років тому +91

      Besides, everybody knows tungsten is the best metal.

    • @johnyang799
      @johnyang799 6 років тому +10

      iron?

    • @CoolspyGaming
      @CoolspyGaming 6 років тому +79

      Yeah, alloycore is what it's about. Steelmill Engage.

  • @aidencantrell8534
    @aidencantrell8534 4 роки тому +354

    best: Groove metal
    worst: nickelbackcore

  • @FeebleChimera
    @FeebleChimera 3 роки тому +86

    You guys are literally the personification of the "my last two brain cells" memes

    • @TheLargino
      @TheLargino Рік тому +2

      I am an old guy and had no idea of the "my last two brain cells" memes. I looked the meme up and couldn't agree more with your assertion.

  • @d_sb
    @d_sb 5 років тому +199

    Well, Raped By Elephants was an experience...

    • @Anonymousx7305
      @Anonymousx7305 5 років тому +8

      Especially reading the lyrics)))

    • @kerbalscuffedprogram4705
      @kerbalscuffedprogram4705 4 роки тому +2

      Big oof

    • @STAIND12300
      @STAIND12300 4 роки тому +2

      Oh. My. Gosh. I forgot about them 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mike_tkgchs
      @mike_tkgchs 4 роки тому +5

      i was honestly expecting grindcore, instead it's slam . so even better, for my taste. "i'll never go to africa again" is the cherry on top

    • @fupalord9174
      @fupalord9174 4 роки тому +1

      I got recommended that through spotify and it was the worst

  • @wolfnews1788
    @wolfnews1788 5 років тому +296

    Best: Osmium, because it's the densest and therefore heaviest
    Worst: Lithium, because it's the least dense and therefore lightest

    • @scottmckinny6879
      @scottmckinny6879 5 років тому +8

      About time a comment I understand! What's all this talk about metal?

    • @allikitos
      @allikitos 5 років тому +5

      You, sir, are a man of culture.

    • @xpndblhero5170
      @xpndblhero5170 5 років тому +1

      This comment was needed in this video...... It really was. LoL

    • @safirarubia4001
      @safirarubia4001 5 років тому +1

      Yeeeeeaaah yeh yeaaaah

    • @yvesgabriel3775
      @yvesgabriel3775 5 років тому +1

      THATS CHEMISTRY FOLKS

  • @Ekaidseaky
    @Ekaidseaky 4 роки тому +582

    Every metal genre is good in its own way, except pornogrind

    • @fromtimesinkingdoms9144
      @fromtimesinkingdoms9144 4 роки тому +32

      C'mon Torsofuck is pretty good

    • @belcarra
      @belcarra 4 роки тому +39

      Anal and Boob Grenade?

    • @Carveila
      @Carveila 4 роки тому +11

      "Supreme Genital Goddess" by Cock and Ball Torture is a hella groovy pornogrind song

    • @belcarra
      @belcarra 4 роки тому +7

      Carveila Meh, the toilet bowl doesn’t really do it for me

    • @Carveila
      @Carveila 4 роки тому +13

      @@belcarra the vocals are eww but the riffs are good

  • @newgothwhosdis
    @newgothwhosdis 3 роки тому +169

    " Worst genre is black metal "
    CONGRATULATIONS! You won a free trip to your local cemetary!

    • @garbz1414
      @garbz1414 Рік тому +18

      Yeah fr if black metal fans left their moms basement they'd be a deadly force

    • @EvelynSucksAtLife
      @EvelynSucksAtLife Рік тому +2

      hes dying to my scythe

    • @Nantosuelta
      @Nantosuelta Рік тому +13

      Listening to the opinions of metalcore/nu metal fans on whats the worst subgenre is basically like listening to the opinion of Steven Seagal on what he thinks the worst martial art is.

    • @reloadedpage8222
      @reloadedpage8222 5 місяців тому +1

      @@NantosueltaFr

  • @double-deckercouch6069
    @double-deckercouch6069 5 років тому +679

    Excuse me while I go enjoy some Mayhem and Darkthrone

  • @killslay
    @killslay 5 років тому +504

    Black metal is an acquired taste for sure, it took me a while until I got it.
    Darkthrone for me is the best pure black metal band. Transylvanian Hunger is a great album/track

    • @kuraiwolf4047
      @kuraiwolf4047 4 роки тому +8

      Even though Black metal still isn't my thing. I can agree about Darkthrone. Seems pretty solid.

    • @s1n1st3rs1nn3r
      @s1n1st3rs1nn3r 4 роки тому +11

      The riff from Transilvanian Hunger is jzst awesome.

    • @MrTomkat030
      @MrTomkat030 4 роки тому

      Dimmu, Cradle but only Midian and Cruelty brought the beast for me, Satyricon are the only black metal I enjoy.

    • @doriank6773
      @doriank6773 4 роки тому +15

      I love Mayhem Darkthrone immortal Burzum Bathory and like every other black metal band

    • @carlylesmoot5154
      @carlylesmoot5154 4 роки тому +6

      I love black metal

  • @frankfrankerson752
    @frankfrankerson752 4 роки тому +422

    *Jared: insults black metal*
    Varg sharpening his knife: excuse me

    • @Amogus-bi6du
      @Amogus-bi6du 4 роки тому +37

      I don't think Varg liked very much black metal either. He hated essentially everyone in the scene.

    • @johnlemon8689
      @johnlemon8689 3 роки тому +4

      Who is varg is he a black metal artist

    • @frankfrankerson752
      @frankfrankerson752 3 роки тому +4

      @@johnlemon8689 yeah

    • @LilacPeony28
      @LilacPeony28 3 роки тому +7

      Fuckin Varg 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @michaelcallan5992
      @michaelcallan5992 3 роки тому +4

      Varg puts away his knife, not sure if he is a jew or owes me money

  • @jonassvenningsen8986
    @jonassvenningsen8986 4 роки тому +170

    Burzum - Dunkelheit
    That is actually a very listenable black-metal track.
    Also Burzum means darkness and Dunkelheit means darkness.
    Darkness - Darkness. Does it get more KVLT?

    • @doochicka
      @doochicka 4 роки тому +9

      The only thing more Kvlt is spelling it with a C.

    • @jonassvenningsen8986
      @jonassvenningsen8986 4 роки тому +7

      @@doochicka Trve

    • @poserdisposer6460
      @poserdisposer6460 4 роки тому

      Jonas Svenningsen only if you spell KVLT correctly

    • @sntreulfravn2321
      @sntreulfravn2321 4 роки тому +6

      Dunkelheit is amazing, but certainly not listenable for most people

    • @Skanderbeg99
      @Skanderbeg99 3 роки тому +3

      idk why I dont see Bathory mentioned anywhere, they should be the first when thinking about Black Metal imo

  • @wrench9810
    @wrench9810 6 років тому +801

    Best genre:
    Anything metal
    Worst genre:
    Anything not metal

  • @jacobatkinson8076
    @jacobatkinson8076 5 років тому +85

    Friend: So how many genres of metal do you know?
    Me: I lost count years ago.

    • @romeo9311
      @romeo9311 4 роки тому

      Same🤣

    • @heavymetalrules436
      @heavymetalrules436 3 роки тому +5

      @@romeo9311 off the top of my head
      Heavy
      Thrash
      Glam
      Groove
      Death
      Black
      Power
      Speed
      Nu
      Deathcore
      Goregrind
      Pornogrind
      Grindcore
      Symphonic
      Alt
      Neo Classical
      NWOBHM
      Blackened Death
      Christian
      Crossover Thrash
      Post
      Doom
      Death Doom
      Technical Death
      Brutal Death
      Prog Death
      Symphonic Black
      Rap
      Funk
      Blackgaze
      Metalcore
      Stoner
      Drone
      Crust Punk
      Prog
      Folk
      Pagan
      Viking
      War
      Pirate
      Gothic
      Industrial
      Kawaii

    • @camerondodge2070
      @camerondodge2070 3 роки тому +2

      @@heavymetalrules436 Ska metal.

    • @bezoticallyyours83
      @bezoticallyyours83 2 роки тому

      Truth!

  • @thetristanfrantz
    @thetristanfrantz 5 років тому +300

    "Best = Nu Metal, worst = Black Metal"
    I'm on the weird part of UA-cam again.

    • @blairmckie6096
      @blairmckie6096 4 роки тому +6

      thetristanfrantz too right

    • @anthonywhitaker37
      @anthonywhitaker37 4 роки тому +2

      THOSE ARE THE TWO BEST GENRES?!?!

    • @senza4591
      @senza4591 4 роки тому +1

      Nowadays, all parts of youtube is the weird part of youtube.

    • @jery3385
      @jery3385 4 роки тому +2

      @Croner God uhhh,switch that buddy.
      Listen to some XAVLEGBMAOFFFASSSSITIMIWOAMNDUTROABCWAPWAEIIPPOHFFFX

    • @datura2719
      @datura2719 4 роки тому +2

      @@jery3385 Bro XAVLEGBMAOFFFASSSSITIMIWOAMNDUTROABCWAPWAEIIPPOHFFFX
      is slam, listen to some sperm swamp if you wanna give a better example

  • @HenryStihl
    @HenryStihl 4 роки тому +235

    These guys haven't heard about behemoth

    • @InquisitorScorn
      @InquisitorScorn 4 роки тому +22

      @Coño Loco Behemoth > burzum

    • @InquisitorScorn
      @InquisitorScorn 4 роки тому +2

      @Coño Loco in this one. Not my bad that you haven't got good music taste

    • @InquisitorScorn
      @InquisitorScorn 4 роки тому +5

      @Coño Loco I think, you don't know how HIV works, so grew up little buddy

    • @InquisitorScorn
      @InquisitorScorn 4 роки тому +4

      @@samc3241 burzum?
      Of course

    • @levibeam100
      @levibeam100 4 роки тому +10

      Not the biggest fan of behemoth just listening to them on headphones or whatever, but damn they put on a good show whenever I saw them. Gotta give em respect for that

  • @kaishen7457
    @kaishen7457 5 років тому +164

    To all those who think black metal is the worst genre, here're some good black metal bands.
    If you're like something atmospheric, Agalloch, Woods of Desolation will be your choice.
    If you like something brutal, try 1349, Marduk, Impiety.
    If you like something old school, try Hellhammar, Sabbat.
    If you like something pure, try Sargeist, Tsjuder, Gorgoroth and Dark Funeral.
    If you like black metal that mixed with every other genre, try Anaal Nathrakh.
    And if you have time, listen to all the Finnish black metal bands.
    (Horna, Wyrd, Baptism, Ajattra, Behexen, Azaghal, Impaled Nazarene, Bloodhammer, Clandestine Blaze, Sargeist, Satanic Warmaster, Alghazanth, Goatmoon, Blood Red Fog, Enochian Crescent, Arthemesia)
    And if you have more time, listen to all the bands from Season of Mist.

    • @jacobehlers
      @jacobehlers 4 роки тому +4

      I feel like I'm treading on thin ice but I would also recommend early Opeth like Orchid or Still Life

    • @endingwithoutbeginning1683
      @endingwithoutbeginning1683 4 роки тому +1

      Bring me the symphony!!

    • @silentsilent4601
      @silentsilent4601 4 роки тому +2

      My thoughts exactly, I'm just too black metal to type all that.

    • @themidlyfrustratedinteract4957
      @themidlyfrustratedinteract4957 4 роки тому +2

      I’d like to know why Emperor is not on this list.

    • @worstmusicproduction
      @worstmusicproduction 4 роки тому +1

      @@jacobehlers treading on thin ice = metioning Alcest in black metal thread

  • @That_Crassler
    @That_Crassler 6 років тому +294

    Does no one listen to Behemoth?

    • @djoverkin
      @djoverkin 5 років тому +15

      behemoth isn't shit. Sure, they're not my go to metal band, but they're still bretty cood

    • @mischacarlberg6631
      @mischacarlberg6631 5 років тому +24

      Behemoth is amazing

    • @chito651
      @chito651 5 років тому +29

      Black metal is by far the best metal for me

    • @mischacarlberg6631
      @mischacarlberg6631 5 років тому +3

      Jose Perez For me it's definitely grindcore, but black metal is great stuff

    • @chito651
      @chito651 5 років тому +1

      Roffbist aye, at least u like black metal

  • @evergreen3337
    @evergreen3337 2 роки тому +28

    Black metal is actually really great, it just has a different appeal than pretty much every other metal genre. Took me a little while to appreciate but I absolutely love it now. I'd recommend starting out with Agalloch for some folky black metal, and Auðn for more riff focused atmo-black. And if you're worried about satanism and whatnot, neither of these bands participate in that shit.
    You basically just gotta learn to sit and vibe with it, instead of expecting to headbang for the entire song.

    • @Nantosuelta
      @Nantosuelta Рік тому +1

      coretards will never get into black metal, which is probably a good thing

    • @comedicsociopathy
      @comedicsociopathy Рік тому +2

      @@Nantosuelta Black Metal seems to be a genre that attracts only Karens and edgy elitists so yeah, I agree lol

    • @dukewild5071
      @dukewild5071 Рік тому

      @@comedicsociopathy the Karen's I'm thinking about NEED to listen to at least some metal. It would iron out their cunt-iness for the most part

  • @Carveila
    @Carveila 5 років тому +65

    Celtic Frost and Bathory are awesome black metal bands. Black metal is awesome!

    • @franzzkanfa1043
      @franzzkanfa1043 4 роки тому +3

      MAYHEM!!!

    • @dan_the_pathmaster7934
      @dan_the_pathmaster7934 4 роки тому +3

      Those are proto-black metal, but still great

    • @sntreulfravn2321
      @sntreulfravn2321 4 роки тому +1

      @@dan_the_pathmaster7934 I mean Bathory was pure 1st wave black metal, but yeah celtic frost is like thrash but darker and heavier, not really black metal

    • @dan_the_pathmaster7934
      @dan_the_pathmaster7934 4 роки тому +2

      Nate Blazek 1st wave is what I meant by proto-black metal

    • @sntreulfravn2321
      @sntreulfravn2321 4 роки тому

      @@dan_the_pathmaster7934 ahhh yeah well in that case I agree with you

  • @maskychain816
    @maskychain816 6 років тому +142

    Some black metal that you guys could enjoy:
    - Dark Funeral (good production)
    Listen to "Secrets Of The Black Arts" and "Where Shadows Forever Reign"
    - Dimmu Borgir (later stuff has good production and all stuff has symphonic stuff)
    Listen to "Abrahadabra" and "Death Cult Armageddon"
    - Naglfar (melodic and good production)
    Listen to "Harvest"
    - Behemoth (everything including and after Satanica has great production and is mixed with death metal)
    Listen to "Satanica", "Demigod", "The Apostasy" and "The Satanist"
    - Deafheaven (ambient and shoegazey with good production)
    Listen to "Sunbather"
    - Dissection (melodic with pretty good production)
    Listen to "The Somberlain", "Storm Of The Light's Bane" and "Reinkaos"
    - Enslaved (everything post-2000s has great production and prog influences and all their stuff has viking influences)
    Listen to "Below The Lights", "Vertebrae", "In Times" and "E"

    •  6 років тому +6

      Needs some Belphegor. Gasmask Terror is a great one.

    • @maskychain816
      @maskychain816 6 років тому +1

      DarthUno agreed, forgot about Belphegor

    • @satanlucifer7921
      @satanlucifer7921 6 років тому +5

      Good fucking list man I approve

    • @maskychain816
      @maskychain816 6 років тому

      Cheers man

    • @maskychain816
      @maskychain816 6 років тому +1

      They're a good band

  • @brucenatelee
    @brucenatelee 6 років тому +101

    Stoner thrash = sludge. Sometimes fast, sometimes slow. Overall, guitars sound like a dying elephant having an orgasm, which is awesome.

    • @brucenatelee
      @brucenatelee 6 років тому +11

      Technical Death Polka = Primus with death growls.

    • @biggigcomic9279
      @biggigcomic9279 6 років тому +8

      I love the description of a sludge guitar

    • @Nero-lv3tp
      @Nero-lv3tp 6 років тому +1

      Neurosis is basically the genre honestly

    • @GogiRegion
      @GogiRegion 6 років тому +2

      (+brucenatelee) Isn’t sludge kind of like doom metal with hardcore or thrash parts?

    • @lifeiscreepingdeath
      @lifeiscreepingdeath 6 років тому

      oh my god....no haha

  • @krispayy6076
    @krispayy6076 4 роки тому +188

    Best: thrash, death metal, groove metal, heavy metal and progressive metal
    Worst: pornogrind

    • @kelvinpanggabean2387
      @kelvinpanggabean2387 4 роки тому

      fuck yea im with u bro!

    • @kelvinpanggabean2387
      @kelvinpanggabean2387 4 роки тому +1

      @GoFuckYourself DumbFuck Pantera is a groove metal, so you're telling me that they're bad?

    • @richardkonyves6500
      @richardkonyves6500 4 роки тому +1

      @GoFuckYourself DumbFuck I respect that, you do your thing, we do our thing, but saying your staff is better is just not right.

    • @krispayy6076
      @krispayy6076 4 роки тому +2

      @GoFuckYourself DumbFuck that's fair

    • @richardkonyves6500
      @richardkonyves6500 4 роки тому +1

      @GoFuckYourself DumbFuck Agreed.

  • @rubenskodicdeler2145
    @rubenskodicdeler2145 4 роки тому +55

    That whatever Slayer was, really hurts in December 2019

  • @thattypicalslimy8548
    @thattypicalslimy8548 6 років тому +737

    Listen to agalloch's the mantle, the best progressive post blackened doom folk metal album ever made. I am not even kidding about that label

    • @ModernYeti
      @ModernYeti 6 років тому +73

      Holy shit I didn't think there was another person besides me and my friend that listened to Agalloch lol

    • @thattypicalslimy8548
      @thattypicalslimy8548 6 років тому +10

      ModernYeti Lol my friend's older cousin turned me on your them because he knew I liked katatonia and burzum. They are great. Also the aforementioned katatonia (Brace murder day era) is also amazing.

    • @teodorivanusca
      @teodorivanusca 6 років тому +2

      Slimy_the _horrible_Guitarist omg we are 3 .

    • @CoolGuyAtlas
      @CoolGuyAtlas 6 років тому +15

      I appreciate that you didn't call Agalloch black metal because as you said its "progressive post-black/doom/folk" though progressive in black metal is redundant.

    • @PLindgren4ever
      @PLindgren4ever 6 років тому +7

      Was going to mention Agalloch, but alas you have already taken care of that lol.

  • @jsv2641
    @jsv2641 5 років тому +427

    ''Every black metal band sounds like they've been recorded through a flip phone from the early 2000's.''
    listen to these bands and you'll see that it's absolutely not the case:
    Behemoth
    Satyricon
    Gorgoroth
    Dark Funeral
    Marduk
    Wolves In The Throne Room
    Belphegor
    Dimmu Borgir
    Immortal
    Spectral Wound
    Mgła

    • @mclpcldcl2831
      @mclpcldcl2831 5 років тому +17

      Thank you

    • @NathansWargames
      @NathansWargames 5 років тому +39

      Rotting Christ

    • @willpaxman5236
      @willpaxman5236 5 років тому +56

      Most of those are blackened death metal

    • @MEDICPhD
      @MEDICPhD 5 років тому +10

      just switch it to a toothbrush and then you got it

    • @xXDeathCubeKXx
      @xXDeathCubeKXx 5 років тому +20

      A few other bands to prove your point:
      Mgła
      Spectral Wound
      Svartidaudi
      Gevurah
      Gaerea

  • @abagz3919
    @abagz3919 3 роки тому +79

    Jared dines: insults black metal
    Necrobutcher: I was also planning to kill Jared dines along with eronymous

    • @metalheadindian9174
      @metalheadindian9174 3 роки тому +2

      I also used to hate BM.But then I actually listened and experienced BM,and now I adore BM.BM is truly awesome and beautiful.

    • @ajfite1277
      @ajfite1277 3 роки тому

      The good shit is. It’s a lot like deathcore, the good stuff is really good, but the bad stuff sucks

    • @newgothwhosdis
      @newgothwhosdis 3 роки тому +1

      Burzum beat them to euronymous, lol

    • @metalheadindian9174
      @metalheadindian9174 3 роки тому +2

      @@newgothwhosdis Burzum has some of the most beautiful and awesome music ever.

  • @gigabro8989
    @gigabro8989 4 роки тому +74

    Best: Every metal genre.
    Worst: Every metal genre

  • @EmptyAnomaly
    @EmptyAnomaly 5 років тому +277

    One of the best Black metal bands = Dissection

    • @blacklight310
      @blacklight310 4 роки тому +28

      Finally someone fucking said it lol

    • @Pyllymysli
      @Pyllymysli 4 роки тому +25

      Storm of The Lights Bane is a masterpiece album and every metalhead is doing themselves a disservice by not listening to it. You like black metal or not.

    • @jacobwatson3966
      @jacobwatson3966 4 роки тому +6

      Dissection or gorgoroth

    • @oliverliden5461
      @oliverliden5461 4 роки тому +4

      Indeed, I kinda like the somberlain more

    • @MrTruth-ib5ce
      @MrTruth-ib5ce 4 роки тому +7

      Or Darkthrone

  • @terryowned
    @terryowned 6 років тому +110

    What you said about diversity in hardcore and metalcore is also the case with black metal. Not all of them have shit recording and just shrieking and the genre has changed a lot. I'm certainly a fan of the more atmospheric and symphonic stuff. But it is a genre that takes some time to get into. Some nice black metal bands in my opinion: Moonsorrow, Harakiri for the Sky, Agalloch, Alcest, Solstafir, Oathbreaker, A Forest of Stars, Dimmu Borgir, Mgla, Rotting Christ, Moonspell. Many Folk metal also have black influences (Finntroll, Eluveitie, Ensiferum, Wintersun, Kvelertak ...). Lots of different black metal variations out there.
    Keep up the videos, cheers!

    • @TheDickeyDinesShow
      @TheDickeyDinesShow  6 років тому +18

      Thank you for the insight! Wasn't aware that there were different varieties I thought it was a confined sound, thank you again!

    • @terryowned
      @terryowned 6 років тому +2

      You're welcome! I thought it was good to mention because I used to think the same way about black metal, but when I found the more accessible bands like Moonsorrow I really got into it, especially the unique atmospheres and emotions. Some black metal elitists will of course say there is only one trve kind of black metal, namely the one you guys described.
      On a side note, a friend of mine has made an entire thesis on the evolution of black metal (in dutch).

    • @theshamanofenterprise7408
      @theshamanofenterprise7408 6 років тому +1

      I like the more atmospheric and symphonic sound for instance: Nightwish, sonata arctica, epica, stratovarius, apocalyptica, xandria,
      catamenia, xandria, sabaton, kamelot, wintersun, dragonforce,
      rhapsody of fire, helloween and masterplan

    • @Samsarix
      @Samsarix 6 років тому +4

      I agree, although I wouldn't exactly categorize Kvelertak as Folk Metal... more like Black 'n' Roll

    • @flaco5088
      @flaco5088 6 років тому +1

      rotting christ is fucking amazing

  • @mauriciom.5992
    @mauriciom.5992 4 роки тому +60

    Best
    1. Heavy Metal
    2. Prog Metal
    3. Thrash Metal
    Worst
    1. Pornogrind
    2. Pornogrind
    3. Pornogrind

    • @connorcoyle6592
      @connorcoyle6592 4 роки тому +1

      Opinions are subjective, but this is an empirically true statement.

    • @gdfighter
      @gdfighter 4 роки тому

      I love pornogrind

  • @jessicas2680
    @jessicas2680 4 роки тому +28

    Xasthur is an awesome black metal solo project. Apparently he's making neofolk now lol. Bethlehem if your looking for good DSBM, although his voice is an acquired taste for sure.

    • @off6848
      @off6848 4 роки тому +1

      Dopamine the hottest DSBM shit ever

    • @LightInDarknessOfficial
      @LightInDarknessOfficial 4 роки тому +1

      Silencer
      Xastur
      Striborg
      Nocturnal depression
      Happy days
      Lifelover
      Psychonaut 4

    • @sntreulfravn2321
      @sntreulfravn2321 4 роки тому

      @@LightInDarknessOfficial wow. Psychonaut 4 is one ya don't see alot, but they're fuckin' awesome

    • @zoeh.8316
      @zoeh.8316 Рік тому

      They said they hate raw production lol what makes you think they'd like xasthur

  • @Fireworksandthunder
    @Fireworksandthunder 6 років тому +203

    Coldworld
    Drudkh
    Burzum
    Taake
    Suffering (Poland)
    Deafheaven
    Alcest
    der weg einer freiheit
    Mesarthim
    1349
    Celestial Bloodshed
    Dark Fortress
    Darkthrone
    Gorgoroth
    God Seed
    Mgla
    Forgotten Tomb

    • @kurly7909
      @kurly7909 6 років тому

      you're the best

    • @teodorivanusca
      @teodorivanusca 6 років тому +1

      Fireworks and thunder Negura Bunget

    • @picciloson
      @picciloson 6 років тому +12

      you forgot Satyricon and Carpathian Forest

    • @CoolGuyAtlas
      @CoolGuyAtlas 6 років тому +1

      Forgotten Tomb is Dark Metal, Drudkh and Burzum are hipster black metal, Deafheaven and Alcest aren't even black metal they're blackgaze/post-black, and Coldworld and Suffering sound like they'd be DSBM or something. 1349, Gorgoroth, Darkthrone, and Taake are good examples of Black Metal though. I hate how many different types of music can get called Black Metal because it makes it harder for people to find the music they like or might scare away potential fans from a genre for years if not forever. Its sad to think.,

    • @mthgbln6422
      @mthgbln6422 6 років тому +7

      CoolGuyAtlas but... most of those are still black metal. Just because they have other influences doesn't mean it's not black metal. Also "hipster black metal" wouldn't be a separate genre. That's like ultra gay.

  • @FightTi11Death
    @FightTi11Death 6 років тому +156

    Best: Thrash Metal, Heavy Metal, and Death Metal

    • @kdoe1305
      @kdoe1305 6 років тому

      FightTi11Death
      Agreed :)

    • @nikifalcon
      @nikifalcon 6 років тому +5

      FightTi11Death power metal

    • @JeroenO129
      @JeroenO129 6 років тому +3

      I agree.
      Worst: Nu Metal and Hardcore

    • @mikaelthebard5068
      @mikaelthebard5068 6 років тому +3

      Sound like we've got ourselves a badass thrasher 🤘

    • @ethanr8942
      @ethanr8942 6 років тому

      FightTi11Death agreed

  • @teh_copbine5081
    @teh_copbine5081 4 роки тому +16

    best: classic doom, sludge and stoner metal
    Least into: nu metal and metalcore

  • @jacksonkirk8022
    @jacksonkirk8022 5 років тому +35

    “Every black metal band sounds like they are recorded through a flip phone”
    Behemoth: “you talking mad shit bro.”

  • @Chubakabrah1
    @Chubakabrah1 5 років тому +210

    Best for me is
    Folk Metal, Power Metal and Heavy Metal.
    Like...
    Powerwolf
    ManOWar
    Hammerfall
    Sabaton
    Dream Evil
    Metallica
    Iron Maiden
    Black Sabbath
    Megadeth
    Pantera
    AC/DC
    Slipknot
    Anthrax
    Disturbed
    System Of A Down
    Rammstein
    Quiet Riot
    Eluveitie
    Korpiklaani
    Metsatöll
    Amon Amarth
    Nightwish
    Empyrium
    And more 😅
    Aahh finally done. Now if anyone asks me if i listen to metal and what genre and bands. I'm ready.
    5am can't sleep, don't ask why i did this.

    • @CB-lh4ph
      @CB-lh4ph 5 років тому +4

      Nasser Thani as a fellow power and folk metal fan i recommend equilibrium, start with songs like unbesiegt, blut im auge, die weide und der fluss, and snuffel

    • @donaldfischer7063
      @donaldfischer7063 5 років тому +2

      Nasser Thani so totally agree.

    • @EZRinc
      @EZRinc 5 років тому +4

      I recommend Alestorm, and as an extention Gloryhammer based on this list (nice list btw)

    • @orusinanga4277
      @orusinanga4277 5 років тому

      If you like Rammstein then you should check out Lindmann and/or Firelake...

    • @fermiticus4034
      @fermiticus4034 5 років тому +3

      Maybe these fall under your..."and more"...???
      Helloween
      Gamma Ray
      Kamelot
      Ordan Ogan (one of my new favorites!!! Highly recommended!)
      Dark Moor
      TYR (their newer stuff)

  • @nikoknee
    @nikoknee 5 років тому +90

    My 3 favourite subgenres:
    1. Power metal
    2. Thrash
    3. 80s hair metal
    Honourable mention: heavy metal

    • @nickname_Kanzan
      @nickname_Kanzan 5 років тому +8

      I would agree, but I would had to replace hair with heavy :D

    • @PixliePlay
      @PixliePlay 5 років тому +11

      @@nickname_Kanzan Heavy Metal is awesome but hair metal was so fucking fun that its more than a honourable mention

    • @mrsputum4082
      @mrsputum4082 5 років тому +3

      Nicolas Drabarek I really couldn’t disagree more. Except for thrash these are my exact picks for the worst metal genres. But I’d also add any Metalcore/Post Hadrcore Band with emo like clean vocals. Makes me skin crawl.

    • @grapetape9753
      @grapetape9753 5 років тому

      Agreed and i like your profile picture😂

    • @caffeinatedinsanity2324
      @caffeinatedinsanity2324 4 роки тому

      Thrash? Listen to Agnostic front, they're great

  • @LemonCorgi07
    @LemonCorgi07 4 роки тому +47

    Now I want to see Jared's and Austin's thoughts on Drone Doom.

    • @jahrnull
      @jahrnull 3 роки тому +1

      😁😁

    • @zoeh.8316
      @zoeh.8316 Рік тому +1

      Funeral doom would be interesting to hear an opinion on due to their consensus that blackened genres are generally an improvement

  • @chickennuggets7999
    @chickennuggets7999 5 років тому +61

    Personally my favourite is symphonic metal or symphonic black metal, love the theatricality that usually goes a long with it :)

    • @nokturnalmortum4763
      @nokturnalmortum4763 4 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @lilo5437
      @lilo5437 4 роки тому +5

      Same! Nightwish is one of my favourite bands. Tuomas is an absolute genius

    • @kenopsia9013
      @kenopsia9013 3 роки тому

      I fux with that especially when there’s harpsichord

    • @wingnutmcspazatron3957
      @wingnutmcspazatron3957 Рік тому

      Theatricality ain't a word you just made that shit up but to be honest it should be a word.

    • @EvelynSucksAtLife
      @EvelynSucksAtLife Рік тому

      i like sympho Black too

  • @algernon7272
    @algernon7272 6 років тому +38

    I’m gonna start a grind core band and name it sweaty basement fun

  • @SteelSkin667
    @SteelSkin667 6 років тому +35

    I feel like there is a massive misconception floating on the Internet about what grindcore sounds like. The two genre that sound the same are "pornogrind" (Torsofuck, Rompeprop, CABT) and "goregrind" (Last Days Of Humanity, Haemorrage, Inhume...), with different lyric themes. Lots of mid-tempo grooves with some fast blast passages, overly simple riffs, vocals sound like a kitchen sink. However, traditional old grindcore (Napalm Death, Nasum, Rotten Sound, Wormrot...) is very different. Really fast blast beats, screaming vocals, short songs, often politically charged lyrics. Basically thrash, but faster.

    • @mischacarlberg6631
      @mischacarlberg6631 5 років тому +1

      Grindcore and it's subgenres are generally extremely good!

    • @Matthew-wg1cf
      @Matthew-wg1cf 5 років тому

      SteelSkin667 Grindcore: "Thrash but faster"
      Couldn't have summed it up better.

    • @RO-we7hv
      @RO-we7hv 5 років тому +1

      Grindcore is essentially death metal and hardcore punk combined

    • @helligevaar
      @helligevaar 5 років тому

      lithium aero no that’s crust punk. Or “crustcore”.
      Grindcore is hardcore punk and and heavy metal.

    • @helligevaar
      @helligevaar 5 років тому

      SteelSkin667 also, Agathocles best band!

  • @onion8694
    @onion8694 4 роки тому +52

    What about Progressive Metal?Like Progressive Death Metal?Nobody?

    • @richardkonyves6500
      @richardkonyves6500 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah same, but I don't know any prog death music besides some of Gojira's music

    • @troloosauhund8747
      @troloosauhund8747 3 роки тому

      Prog4life. I mean, you have alternative Metal but the Musicans are genius.

    • @SabbaYT
      @SabbaYT 3 роки тому +1

      @@richardkonyves6500 Opeth is prog Death

    • @richardkonyves6500
      @richardkonyves6500 3 роки тому

      @@SabbaYT Thanks, I'll check them out!

    • @8man943
      @8man943 3 роки тому

      @@richardkonyves6500 meshuggah, obscura, Ne Obliviscaris, Wintersun are amazing prog death bands

  • @Xirque666
    @Xirque666 3 роки тому +3

    Best: Black, Viking, Trash, Speed and Doom.
    Worst: all generas ending with "core"

  • @Nell-r0se
    @Nell-r0se 6 років тому +45

    dude, gorgoroth, dimmu borgir, burzum, 1349

    • @dylanschmeichel2008
      @dylanschmeichel2008 6 років тому +5

      exactly, new darkthrone is also imo awesome as fuck.

    • @hernanreinoso5256
      @hernanreinoso5256 6 років тому +7

      Mayhem and darkthrone an watain the black metal es beatiful

    • @tylerbaars1173
      @tylerbaars1173 6 років тому

      You named the worst ones

    • @Nell-r0se
      @Nell-r0se 6 років тому +4

      Tyler Baars but dude, that basement toy recording is brilliant. It's more brutal if it's unintelligible!
      (jesus christ, its a joke)

    • @johnforestersworstnightmar3756
      @johnforestersworstnightmar3756 6 років тому +1

      When you want OG second wave black metal with a more polished sound look up Dark Funeral. Latest album is sick

  • @kaismith7004
    @kaismith7004 6 років тому +291

    Behemoth
    Emperor
    Immortal
    Dimmu borgir
    All great black metal bands

  • @christiandiaz5726
    @christiandiaz5726 4 роки тому +9

    Some classic black metal that would blow your mind. Emperor, Darkthrone, setherial, marduk, dark funeral, immortal, dissection.

  • @drewchermak251
    @drewchermak251 4 роки тому +33

    so we’re just going to act like power metal doesn’t even exist

    • @GudHunterYT96
      @GudHunterYT96 3 роки тому +7

      Folk metal too
      We just drink the pain away

    • @benja-wr3tf
      @benja-wr3tf 3 роки тому +12

      Power metal and folk metal are great

    • @j4ckson369
      @j4ckson369 3 роки тому +8

      Symphonic metal: am i a joke to you?

    • @nap.of.the.earth...
      @nap.of.the.earth... 2 роки тому +1

      Power metal? Get away from here bro 😂

  • @MelanieLovesDeathMetal
    @MelanieLovesDeathMetal 5 років тому +25

    "recorded on a nokia that's down the road" hahahahaha

  • @GEARSofLOWLIFE
    @GEARSofLOWLIFE 6 років тому +40

    I love black metal

  • @MLGDOOFYY
    @MLGDOOFYY 3 роки тому +9

    14:16 my last two brain cells trying to order a McChicken

  • @jonariaofthejonaries1705
    @jonariaofthejonaries1705 5 років тому +26

    Black metal is my favorite genre Mgła is a really good band to get into. You should definitely listen to Exercises in Futility. It will completely change your perspective of Black Metal.

    • @mightymollyfan
      @mightymollyfan 3 роки тому +1

      I'm into Burzum My friend got me into black metal because before becoming a fan of black metal I loved thrash metal btw I still love thrash metal and I'm starting to blackened death metal band that talks about war and aliens

    • @jonariaofthejonaries1705
      @jonariaofthejonaries1705 3 роки тому +1

      @@mightymollyfan Your music taste will evolve and very different as you get older. I started out with Metallica, and thrash metal will always be great :)

    • @metalheadindian9174
      @metalheadindian9174 3 роки тому +1

      These guys really haven't heard any BM .
      Sign of an open eye,and Prosperity and beauty by Gorgoroth are great picks to get into BM.

  • @Dwemerologist
    @Dwemerologist 6 років тому +85

    Post Malone Core?

  • @panosas4645
    @panosas4645 6 років тому +140

    DISSECTION
    go check dat black metal

    • @ENTMusic-cj7wt
      @ENTMusic-cj7wt 6 років тому +2

      Pqnos Kanos I love Black.

    • @DarkSektori
      @DarkSektori 6 років тому +10

      Pqnos Kanos Dissection was good there's so many amazing Black Metal bands out there that have come and gone(thousands) it's impossible to name them all I've been listening to Black Metal for 15 years, my collection of black metal has between 1500 to 2000 bands.

    • @shuvitskate504
      @shuvitskate504 6 років тому +1

      Glad someone posted this. Nights Blood is no joke.

    • @Ailasor
      @Ailasor 6 років тому

      Well, dissection is death metal with satanic lyrics.. but close..

    • @shuvitskate504
      @shuvitskate504 6 років тому

      Niphilim on a band like that I feel like we're splitting hairs. Pretty close to black metal at least.

  • @caradark6131
    @caradark6131 4 роки тому +49

    The best genre is depressive suicidal black metal

    • @sean1419
      @sean1419 4 роки тому +2

      i don't really like the shrieking vocals in dsbm

    • @JalimRabeikkkkk
      @JalimRabeikkkkk 3 роки тому +2

      Nocturnal Depression is really good

  • @aleksiseppala498
    @aleksiseppala498 5 років тому +8

    Best: black, thrash, Death
    Worst: any core genre except grindcore

  • @municipalspires2790
    @municipalspires2790 6 років тому +30

    Burzum - Dunkelheit
    It's the song that made me like Black Metal

    • @djynfxxbdhtbrn6854
      @djynfxxbdhtbrn6854 6 років тому +5

      Pure Fucking Maison boong bonnngg
      Bong bonnngg
      Bong bonnngg
      Bong binnngg
      Bong bonnngg
      Bong bonnngg
      Bong bonnngg
      Bong binnngg

    • @outis439-A
      @outis439-A 6 років тому

      not really black metal though

    • @aldn.
      @aldn. 6 років тому +3

      "achkchually Burzum is blackened pornogrind jazzcore, it's totally not Black Metal".

    • @thewatcher_476
      @thewatcher_476 6 років тому +2

      Same here. I started with Burzum too, I still really like it

    • @aldn.
      @aldn. 6 років тому +1

      You mean du du dudumdradum du du dudumdradum du du dudumdradum du du dudumdradum

  • @wipeout1125
    @wipeout1125 6 років тому +18

    Windir is one of the greatest black metal bands I've ever heard. Would recommend the song's "Journey to the End" and "On the Mountain of Goats"
    Behemoth started black metal, and is now blackened death metal. Still great though.

    • @andreea-mariafaitas7666
      @andreea-mariafaitas7666 6 років тому +1

      lol behemoth didnt start black metal

    • @wipeout1125
      @wipeout1125 6 років тому

      Andreea-Maria they did, In fact, start as a black metal band.

    • @andreea-mariafaitas7666
      @andreea-mariafaitas7666 6 років тому +4

      neverb mind i misunderstood your sentence im very tired i thought you meant they started the whole thing what the fuck

    • @thewatcher_476
      @thewatcher_476 6 років тому

      I can't recommend Windir enough. Journey to the End is just orgasmic.
      Behemoth is blackened death at this point

  • @jilles1499
    @jilles1499 5 років тому +3

    1st wave is from like mid 80s to beginning 2000's. Bands like All Out War, Arkangel, Disembodied, Merauder...
    I enjoy this wave the most tbh. Just so heavy with gnarly ass riffs

  • @spopydude69
    @spopydude69 4 роки тому +27

    Best: Thrash/ Nu metal
    Worst: Nintendocore

    • @dan_the_pathmaster7934
      @dan_the_pathmaster7934 4 роки тому +3

      un_ known That caught your attention? Not nu metal?

    • @dan_the_pathmaster7934
      @dan_the_pathmaster7934 4 роки тому

      un_ known I think it’s a form of metal for sure, just not a good one. I was more pointing out that I was surprised someone would list nu metal as their favorite subgenre, especially alongside thrash. Most people grow out of that phase as a teenager

    • @spaghettisploitation1029
      @spaghettisploitation1029 4 роки тому +2

      I grew out of Nu Metal but, Korn self titled is still a classic. Your lying if you say it isn't. This coming from a Death/Black Metal guy.

    • @dan_the_pathmaster7934
      @dan_the_pathmaster7934 4 роки тому

      Spaghetti Sploitation It’s their best, but still not great. I can’t get past the edgy, amateur lyrics anymore

    • @recipoldinasty
      @recipoldinasty 3 роки тому +1

      Nu metal is dogsht wtf is this

  • @infusedwithsepticpuss
    @infusedwithsepticpuss 6 років тому +57

    Listen to death metal long enough and you'll start listening to black. Its inevitable.

    • @eziolorenzo9313
      @eziolorenzo9313 5 років тому +2

      2% milk I actually jump to Black Metal. First, I listen to Heavy Metal. Then, I found a Band Dark Funeral. And I was impress by their music. They are the one who gets me in Black Metal

    • @dylanemert5952
      @dylanemert5952 5 років тому +3

      Wrong

    • @notashleypurdy9611
      @notashleypurdy9611 5 років тому +2

      Dylan Emert wrong

    • @squidcultist0022
      @squidcultist0022 5 років тому +1

      False. Black metal vocals are too screechy for me.

    • @SolxXxWolf
      @SolxXxWolf 5 років тому

      I listened to black metal before death metal lol

  • @michaelbalcazar3990
    @michaelbalcazar3990 5 років тому +12

    What makes me laugh is that they say they can’t get into BM vocals while I can’t get into death metal/grind vocals!

    • @rhdrbob
      @rhdrbob 4 роки тому

      Death metal growls vary a lot tbh!

    • @sean1419
      @sean1419 4 роки тому

      I'm the same. that's why I love Death because their vocals in their later stuff was much higher

    • @DjProfiK
      @DjProfiK 4 роки тому

      rhdrbob listen to atilla dmds vocals and hat from gorgoroth pentagram vocals and tell me they sound similar

  • @connoradamy4959
    @connoradamy4959 4 роки тому +22

    Black Metal Recomendation: Dark Throne, Start with Soulside Journey. Has a death metal twist, then do a blaze in the northern sky for true kvlt

    • @mattias2576
      @mattias2576 4 роки тому

      Ok am new what is kvlt? Is it like cult?

    • @mattias2576
      @mattias2576 4 роки тому +1

      Connor Adamy but yeah, def agree with that, satyricon is also really good

    • @ToveriJuri
      @ToveriJuri 4 роки тому

      @@mattias2576
      an old Metal meme. It's "True Cool" misspelled as Trve Kvlt, because vowels are for pussies.
      It's essentially satirizing the attitude of metal elitists who can only enjoy metal that's really underground and pure to it's style like the original wave of Norwegian Black metal. If the band is overly melodic or uses more "symphonic" instruments they are not Trve Kvlt, they are shitty posers and you should feel inferior for liking them. If the band doesn't sound like it has been recorded in an underground bunker with a $10 mic they are not Trve Kvlt. If they sing about anything else but Murder and Satan they are not Trve Kvlt. Actually if you record anything outside of a demo you might as well stop because you've already sold out.
      That's a bit of an overly exaggerated description of the Trve Kvult attitude, but it get's the point across. It's not always used in a negative sense though.

    • @slaythembeforeme
      @slaythembeforeme 2 роки тому

      Twist? That album is literally 100% Death Metal

  • @MrDaqar
    @MrDaqar 4 роки тому +5

    For black metal you could try Immortal or Dark Funeral. For blackened death you could try Dimmu Borgir or Behemoth. :-)

  • @marinooliveira4204
    @marinooliveira4204 6 років тому +113

    Progressive metal is my life

  • @KyleD_Productions
    @KyleD_Productions 6 років тому +14

    gotta say i love me some metalcore, Everything from Killswitch Engages discogrophy is gold. All That Remains had a pretty good run until their last 3 albums. August Burns Red, a newer Australian metalcore band called Polaris. I could go on and on about how great metalcore is.

  • @forformgamer
    @forformgamer 5 років тому +1

    I like the setting of your vids so much. The ocassional burp, Austin walking away early... Today a lot of content on UA-cam feels over the top professional. You add just enough "let's do w/e the fuck we want" to it :P

  • @wickedsickfunkyfreshroller2037
    @wickedsickfunkyfreshroller2037 2 роки тому +4

    Best: Thrash, Heavy Metal, Black Metal, Power Metal.
    Worst: Metalcore, hardcore, hair metal.

  • @jordanaut
    @jordanaut 6 років тому +51

    Immortal - At the Heart of Winter Emperor - In the Nightside Eclipse
    Those are two legendary black metal albums that have awesome production and are great for people looking to get into the genre

    • @user-ze3tq9hf9i
      @user-ze3tq9hf9i 6 років тому +3

      What about Dissection's Storm of the Light's Bane? That sure is in that category.

    • @jordanaut
      @jordanaut 6 років тому +1

      Winter Fire Another great choice, that’s an awesome album

    • @SplitEXP97
      @SplitEXP97 5 років тому

      Everyone’s been saying it but Agalloch - The Mantle as well is a great way to get into black metal

  • @dakotadeathmetal7989
    @dakotadeathmetal7989 6 років тому +28

    Carach Angren is some pretty good black metal

  • @PDTeter
    @PDTeter 3 роки тому +5

    "If you put that much effort into your appearance, youre glam"
    Tell that to behemoth

  • @bbqdipmcnuggets
    @bbqdipmcnuggets 2 роки тому +2

    “i’m a core boy at heart” same, austin

  • @megadiedead
    @megadiedead 5 років тому +116

    What about Pirate Metal?

    • @megadiedead
      @megadiedead 5 років тому +2

      That's exactly what I'm talking about

    • @Trollgaming1987
      @Trollgaming1987 5 років тому +8

      @Punkfuk we are here to drink your beer

    • @cavespider6665
      @cavespider6665 5 років тому +6

      @@Trollgaming1987 and steal your rum at the point of a gun

    • @danblakeslee3570
      @danblakeslee3570 5 років тому +7

      @@cavespider6665 your alcohol, to us will fall

    • @cavespider6665
      @cavespider6665 5 років тому +5

      @@danblakeslee3570 cos we are here to drink your beer

  • @scottbruckner4653
    @scottbruckner4653 6 років тому +12

    Death polka? HELGA GET MY ACCORDIAN!!!

  • @frfoljek68
    @frfoljek68 3 роки тому +18

    Jared: they wear paint, they’re black metal...
    So you’re telling me Kiss is black metal?

  • @T1337P
    @T1337P 4 роки тому +47

    Anyone who bashes other peoples taste in music are freakin Posers...

    • @noahleach7690
      @noahleach7690 4 роки тому +2

      True but ‘posers’ , lol

    • @raskullsshako
      @raskullsshako 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah. My friend say my music is depressing and dark.
      SaYs ThE tEn YeAr OlD wHo LiStEnS tO BiLliE EiLiSh

    • @chrismedina1478
      @chrismedina1478 3 роки тому

      Hanatarash

    • @chrismedina1478
      @chrismedina1478 3 роки тому

      @Giavonni Serrano Yep!!! Do you want to do karate in the garage

    • @enigma1247
      @enigma1247 3 роки тому +2

      Exactly. Be happy there's still so many thriving sub genres instead of having nothing but new age garbage rap

  • @timothyissler3815
    @timothyissler3815 5 років тому +31

    I don't have a best genre, but here are my favourites:
    Power
    Melodic
    Progressive
    Glam
    Classic Heavy
    Symphonic
    Folk
    Worst in my opinion:
    Any kind of core metal. I just never got into it.
    Special mention: you guys mentioned Stryper! My first heavy metal love! Yessss!

    • @jom.c0m
      @jom.c0m 4 роки тому +2

      Stryper is the band of the heavens

  • @bobwillems7817
    @bobwillems7817 6 років тому +130

    How can you not like Darkthrone and Burzum?

    • @blackmetal4131
      @blackmetal4131 6 років тому +6

      Bob Willems idk it’s weird

    • @n.a31214
      @n.a31214 6 років тому +25

      Black Metal you literally have Burzum as your banner and your name is 'Black Metal'.

    • @thefolkbloke6656
      @thefolkbloke6656 5 років тому

      XD

    • @caastlesbeats2283
      @caastlesbeats2283 5 років тому

      My thoughts exactly

    • @acvaticlifE
      @acvaticlifE 5 років тому +2

      Idk, maybe people like things that sound like lyrics and musical sound, and not noises :)

  • @hippyhobo6285
    @hippyhobo6285 4 роки тому +1

    Watching this again and hearing that Slayer was doing their Farewell tour for over a year is quite astonishing, especially since last night was their last show

  • @wozzywick
    @wozzywick 4 роки тому +6

    Glam metal definitely has its own sound! You can tell it’s hair metal even without the visuals

  • @valentineX1X
    @valentineX1X 6 років тому +316

    No knowledge on grind at all.

    • @user-kw8hn8rm4u
      @user-kw8hn8rm4u 6 років тому +97

      Matt Fontwell exactly! Kids dissing grindcore and saying metalcore is the best genre is just... no

    • @valentineX1X
      @valentineX1X 6 років тому +28

      。待ったなしだ for real man. Make grind great again.

    • @user-kw8hn8rm4u
      @user-kw8hn8rm4u 6 років тому +23

      Matt Fontwell amen. in grind we trust

    • @nathanmoore564
      @nathanmoore564 6 років тому +44

      Or about black metal

    • @krokodilejaw5431
      @krokodilejaw5431 6 років тому +37

      Grind is one of the best genres imo. Especially deathgrind.

  • @TacoFlako
    @TacoFlako 5 років тому +168

    Damn, I love me some black metal. This hurts to watch lol

    • @tigerstyle4505
      @tigerstyle4505 4 роки тому +10

      Yeah. Same. And anything "blackened" is fuckin amazing so that alone I figured would bump up the respect for the genre.
      This is something that I've noticed about a lotta the metalcore scene though. They sit in this little window and draw most of their influence from other metalcore bands instead of continuing to draw from different metal subgenres and hardcore like earlier bands did. They usually have no relationship with any metal or hardcore scenes either.
      I know people who aren't like this and like and play MC but love DM or grind or whatever but for a lotta people they seem to only fw metalcore and maybe deathcore or very similar genres.
      I started with punk and hardcore then branched out to it's derivatives, subs and synthesis genres like crust, grind, etc, then got into DM, BM and the genres they influence and I may go to an Agnostic Front show one week, a Magrudergrind show the next and a Vital Remains show after that. But a lotta people sit in a bubble.
      I think a lot of it has to do with how they listen to the music too. Like I don't rock BM riding down the road or cleaning the house lol I don't listen to punk or hardcore when I'm relaxing. For me at least, music is kinda situational and mood-based. I remember figuring this out in my mid-teens listening to Burzum (fuck Varg, but the music is solid) with headphones on laying down in the dark. If I'd have thrown that shit on while I was skating I'd have probably hated it and never listened to it again. Just like if I'd have laid down and put on Cryptopsy I'd have probably not dug it so much either 😂 Just depends.

    • @decapitated_supremacy4481
      @decapitated_supremacy4481 4 роки тому +4

      darkarchon and kids who are in love with core and numetal and know nothing about brutal as shit

    • @ToveriJuri
      @ToveriJuri 4 роки тому +2

      Regular Black and the original Norwegian style is pretty boring, outside of Emperor, but they were already kind of pushing the genre forward with actually good musicianship. it does say something about the genre when most of the originators have moved away from their awful early sound and have become more serious about making good music.

    • @vincenzoambrogio9412
      @vincenzoambrogio9412 4 роки тому +1

      Hardcore Black Metal (especially 1st wave) I can't really get into while it's nice to have in the background sometimes but I will say I absolutely love Atmospheric Black Metal

    • @namelessshadow4478
      @namelessshadow4478 4 роки тому

      It hurts even more, cause after black i also like grindcore.

  • @DongBags9319
    @DongBags9319 8 місяців тому

    Whoever said copper is the worst metal clearly has never had a stockpile of copper and sold it

  • @kaismith7004
    @kaismith7004 6 років тому +35

    Best: psychedelic stoner metal
    Ex. Mastodon, elder, pallbearer
    Worst: None because there are good bands in all genres

    • @justpressplay4231
      @justpressplay4231 6 років тому +4

      This is an excellent point about there being good bands in all genres.

    • @ProTobigen
      @ProTobigen 6 років тому +1

      Except porngrind

    • @anarchybeaver26
      @anarchybeaver26 6 років тому +1

      Check out the sword if you like mastodon

    • @kaismith7004
      @kaismith7004 6 років тому +1

      anarchybeaver26 i love the sword i have kyle shutt sig guitar

  • @JanderStrahd
    @JanderStrahd 5 років тому +23

    The worst metal, in general, is anything fake/trying too hard or recorded on a defective, waterlogged toaster.
    Personally, I'm a fan of gothic, symphonic, folk, swing (there's literally just Diablo Swing Orchestra), power and a tiny bit of black (Cradle of Filth).
    But 95% of the bands I like are female-fronted; gotta have dem b00tyful, klean vokillz.

    • @ladystrigoi4585
      @ladystrigoi4585 5 років тому

      I was scrolling through comments just to make sure I'm not one if the only or rare ones and I have to agree with you.

    • @birdsongvalley
      @birdsongvalley 5 років тому

      I'm not a musician, lyrics and vocals are very important to me but love the music hard heavy and fast :/ so im picky

    • @wadeb5042
      @wadeb5042 5 років тому

      Well now I’m about to go look up some swing metal

  • @onedropmtg6038
    @onedropmtg6038 4 роки тому +4

    Not going to lie getting into metal from a punk rock background has made Crossover Thrash is really close to my heart.

  • @mlynn9361
    @mlynn9361 4 роки тому +1

    i still have a hard time distinguishing the genres, lol... and then get overwhelmed every time i try to expand my taste a bit beyond alt, nu, or industrial - or at least find more bands those

  • @GogiRegion
    @GogiRegion 6 років тому +22

    I think that even in bad genres is good bands. Like, there’s not very many genres that have no good bands.
    For example, I’m not really a big fan of Nu Metal, but I like Rage Against the Machine.
    There’s so many other examples out there.

    • @bunnyvesper6824
      @bunnyvesper6824 6 років тому +3

      Alexis Harper I 100% agree. I normally HATE numetal, but I like System of a Down.

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 5 років тому

      Jax LaPoint I don't think of System of a Down and Rage against the Machine as NuMetal really. I may be wrong.

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 5 років тому

      Akuma-Metal I never did, even at the time, but so what? I didn't like most of what I heard. And these days it is largely dead (although I'm sure some of these bands are still around).
      RATM was several years too early to be NuMetal IMHO. Rap metal yes, but that's a different genre. I wouldn't call Bodycount NuMetal.

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 5 років тому

      Akuma-Metal I get where you're coming from, but there are other things. NuMetal was pretty stripped down, RATM yes but not as much. I tend to think of the term NuMetal as a bit of a marketing gimmick for bands around the millenium invented by the record companies.
      NuMetal for me is the offspring od RATM and rap metal... kind of a more commercial version

    • @christophermurphy8910
      @christophermurphy8910 5 років тому

      rage is not Nu-metal

  • @jakeosullivan5547
    @jakeosullivan5547 5 років тому +21

    Folk metal OP (Korpiklaani, Finntroll, Grimner, Månegarm, Equillibrium) other bands are available

    • @Jack-pp2ng
      @Jack-pp2ng 5 років тому

      Jake O'Sullivan would primus be folk metal?

    • @Falxifer95
      @Falxifer95 5 років тому +1

      Moonsorrow, Eluveitie, Tyr

    • @sirpaulen6575
      @sirpaulen6575 5 років тому

      Korpiklaani mentioned! Meet you at the marketplace!

  • @hdervish2497
    @hdervish2497 4 роки тому +30

    Best: Old school thrash
    Worst: definitely pornogrind

  • @taylors.2674
    @taylors.2674 5 років тому

    my favorite metal genre is a tie between atmospheric black metal + blackgaze. least favorite would probably have to be grindcore.
    similar to some genres that y’all mentioned like metalcore + hardcore, black metal has a v wide range of sounds / kinds + it wouldn’t be fair to dismiss all of it due to a couple eh bands. some amazing black metal bands + artists to listen to are agalloch, alcest, deafheaven, wolves in the throne room, ghost bath, sylvaine, myrkur, early katatonia (their new stuff is good too, but it’s not bm), + fen. tribulation is blackened death metal with many cool genre influences, + woods of ypres are blackened doom metal (they also have a lot of cool different genre influences). i would recommend mayhem + darkthrone as well.

  • @sohamghosh4607
    @sohamghosh4607 6 років тому +214

    Are old-schoolers on the verge of extinction?
    "Whatever Slayer was"?
    "Slayer was thrash... I think"?
    God help you poor souls. Long live the old school brigade🤘

    • @davegoldsmith173
      @davegoldsmith173 6 років тому +10

      Soham Ghosh 80s thrash forever! And King Diamond as well.

    • @sohamghosh4607
      @sohamghosh4607 6 років тому +15

      80s everything man. Heavy, speed, thrash and hair metal. Those were the times people knew how to make music that actually spoke to the listener. These days its only technical precision, those godforsaken breakdowns, and zero feel.

    • @jakesklodowski9321
      @jakesklodowski9321 6 років тому

      I know

    • @kaylasuto9108
      @kaylasuto9108 6 років тому

      Soham Ghosh isn’t slayer black metal cuz it talks about Satan and shit thrash is like Metallica Megadeath Iron Maiden just wanted to know only lived for 13 year not really sure I kind just got in to slayer so yeah I mostly listen to Metallica and Iron Maiden kiss and megadeath Led Zeppelin Pink Floyd Stuff like that

    • @isaiahwilliner2262
      @isaiahwilliner2262 6 років тому +3

      I'm a younger guy but I deeply appreciate slayer 🤘

  • @proximacentauri4010
    @proximacentauri4010 6 років тому +68

    I can't believe no one said Viking Metal

    • @alexlevesque9687
      @alexlevesque9687 6 років тому +2

      GarrettHasFace Amon Amarth will have justice

    • @breseman
      @breseman 6 років тому +22

      Alex Levesque Amon Amarth isn't viking metal. It's melodic death metal about vikings.

    • @alexlevesque9687
      @alexlevesque9687 6 років тому

      breseman neato, thanks

    • @bubbletopseb999
      @bubbletopseb999 6 років тому +5

      Bathory

    • @Gregbaltzer
      @Gregbaltzer 6 років тому

      Viking Metal is a sub genre of Black Metal, not Death Metal. That's why Amon Amarth and Unleashed don't count, but Enslaved and Bathory do.

  • @ivaniliev7028
    @ivaniliev7028 2 роки тому +11

    Groove metal is just the best. RIP Dimebag Darrell. You will live in our hearts forever!

  • @HomebrandMusic01
    @HomebrandMusic01 4 роки тому +2

    I actually quite like Pornogrind.... But my favourite is Industrial Metal. Gotta love loud clanging and louder Germans.

  • @monikaradzaj7407
    @monikaradzaj7407 6 років тому +31

    Best = Everything
    Worst = Nothing
    :)

  • @stoopidhaters
    @stoopidhaters 6 років тому +57

    Satyricon is a great starter black metal band. I would recommend there 3rd album Nemesis Divina. Mother North the song is a good starter. Black Metal generally is about creating a dark but beautiful atmosphere rather than trying to play heavy fast technical or slow heavy riffs and breakdowns. There are good and bad bands in every metal genre.
    Another way to get into Black Metal is If you guys already like metalcore (duh), then check out Melodic Black Metal bands like Dissection, Sacramentum. Dissection in particular influenced Melodic Death Metal bands (this genre pretty much influenced every metalcore band in the 2000's) like At the Gates, In flames and Dark Tranquility.

    • @BriganteGarcia
      @BriganteGarcia 6 років тому +2

      Yeah man totally agree but it was Dark medieval times that got me into Satyricon. The pure saturation of the instruments in that album makes it sound so ambient. Black metal was always anti-mosh and more about creating a more elegant and dark atmosphere.

    • @BlackNoiseCat
      @BlackNoiseCat 6 років тому

      So is sarcofago

    • @stoopidhaters
      @stoopidhaters 6 років тому

      Mariah Mejia Hmm, there first record, probably not. It's hard for first listeners to get into that raw bestial guttural black metal style that later bands like Beherit and Archgoat would use.

    • @BlackNoiseCat
      @BlackNoiseCat 6 років тому

      Vinny V worked on me

    • @stoopidhaters
      @stoopidhaters 6 років тому

      Mariah Mejia Depends. If someone already likes Sepultura's, than they will probably appreciate xSARCOFAGOx.

  • @ironition
    @ironition Рік тому +2

    My favorite subgenres:
    1. Doom Metal (especially with blues & jazz inspired solos)
    2. Black metal (melodic & atmo)
    3. Progressive metal
    4. Groove metal
    5. Industrial metal

  • @vivivi7111
    @vivivi7111 3 роки тому

    7:19 there's old school falling in reverse 😭

  • @brannoncody809
    @brannoncody809 6 років тому +9

    Anyone want to start a post-reptillian tech death polka band under the name A Reptile Dysfunction?