My most embarrassing moment was about a minute ago when my headphones didn't connect to my laptop and that intro played full blast... I'm sitting in class.
My most embarrassing moment has to be when I started day dreaming in health class and started thinking about something from the Three Stooges and started laughing uncontrollably. When I finally stopped everyone started staring at me like a psychopath...
My most embarrassing moment that I haven't repressed was on my 21st birthday. I was with family and friends, including my crush, and my dad decided to make a speech. He started with my earlier life, and brought up the time he got a call from my school saying that I had shown my pecker to some girls on the playground and that "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree." The worst part was that this was 1000% premeditated. He had composed and printed out this speech beforehand with the intent of reading this in front of my friends, family, and even my grandparents. He even said at the end something like, "I don't think I've embarrassed you for quite some time." I love my dad, the absolute unit.
Follow up to the blessing story. Mom was pissed and aunt + fam were disgusted. Afterwards I introduced her to everyone for the first time so there's that
I crapped my pants on the way to a Trans-Siberian Orchestra concert. My dad was pretty pissed. I’ve also been pantsed by the ocean. Twice. On the same day.
Ngl, that happened to me too. My dad walked in on me reading some hentai manga, on my laptop, when I was 12. I tried to convince him the same thing. He didn't buy it. I was scott-free anyway, but it was still a hella awkward encounter. lolol
16:56 Holy shit that’s my freshman year college roommate!!!!! not even joking it’s his face in the thumbnail and I know he watches this channel because he introduced me to it!
He also looks like the frontman for For the Likes of You. I saw them in Sacramento and played Mario Kart with them at the bar. The resemblance is striking.
In 7th grade, my phone fell out of my pocket during a statewide standardized test. We were supposed to put our phones in bins but I somehow never knew so when it clattered on the floor my teacher called me out in front of my whole class. Then he called the principal up and she forced me to walk down with her and I could hear the class talking about me. I ended up in an in school suspension where I stayed in the office for the rest of the day. Then during lunch, I was forced to be escorted to the cafeteria by the vice principal and about half of my grade saw me with him. As I was getting my food my face got so red and I just wanted to be invisible during all that lol
Caleb Mathis This video was a weird experience for me I, for reasons unbeknownst to me, have a bit of liquid in my pleuric sack, which impedes my lung from expanding properly, which causes it to hurt So the whole time I had been laughing to tears while being in severe pain and it was a weird mix of emotions and feelings
I was on my way to my college. I had an apple and an energy drink for breakfast. This proved to be a horrible idea. I had to take the metro for about 20 minutes. It was the most crowded I had ever seen the metro. I had to burp so bad and knew it would have been a really loud burp. I decided to hold this burp back the whole time though. Unfortunately my stomach started making a lot of noise. I didn't know this at first, because I was listening to loud music. I noticed everyone in the metro was looking at me. I lowered my volume and noticed how much sound I was making. I had to stay on the metro for another 10 minutes while my body still made a lot of sound. People became concerned and thought something was wrong with me. I felt horrible afterwards
The only time I've been wasted around my parents I began explaining what a gravity bong is and how it works. I've never smoked weed. My parents don't believe that.
My most embarrassing moment was, I was in second grade and I had to go to the bathroom. I went to the bathroom and let one rip and I walked out with EVERYONE staring right at me... I was scarred
My most embarrassing moment: Telling something in my class that was something important to me, they all laughed at me and I went crying, now, a year after everyone in school talks about it
When my sister was first showing me your videos our mom walked in and asked what we were watching and told me to play it and I looked at my sister and said ummmm. I played it luckily there wasn't anything bad in those 30 seconds
A couple weeks ago I got super drunk and took a giant hit off a gravity bong. Within 10 minutes I was in another universe and having a full blown panic attack. I left the party in my living room to go to my bedroom where I called my Mommy to talk me through it. Very traumatizing and highly embarassing.
When we had a presentation at school and I got interviewed by the news about it. They asked me a question (that didn’t really make sense) and I just stood there and spaced out and started crying. Thankfully the few clips of me were not shown on tv. I also “corrected” an eighteen year old on where the scapula were. We were both right, but he was taking human anatomy classes and I was twelve Edit: just fixed a grammar issue
Thank you guys so much for making me laugh, whenever I get humiliated by parents and start crying my eyes out I turn on your videos because you guys bring me so much laughter and happiness
The puking in sink story at 14:50 reminds me of when my sister had her classmates over for a party because they passed their exams. One of her friends approached me, looking super confused and drunk. I asked him if he was alright. He told me that he just puked in the sink and I was like ''okay?''. The problem was the the vomit didnt go down the drain because he had somehow ''locked'' it (its locked by pushing down on the round thingy covering the drain). I then told him that he had locked it and that he had to reach into the vomit and push the thingy to unlock the drain. I followed him back to the bathroom to make sure that he did it correctly and didnt smear puke all over our other stuff and I saw that he had really puked a lot. The sink was almost full. I watched him slowly submerge his hand and like half of his forearm into his own vomit. He was really embarassed and kept apologizing for the next hour or so.
Im really sick and i dont feel good but when i watch this i feel better you are the best when i put a video on with you in it my dog comes running up and watches it with me
The pantsing, or dakking as we call it in Aus, reminded me of a moment at school where I had a friend pushing me around in my wheelchair, and the front wheel hit a pothole, I flew out of my chair, but my pants got hooked on the brake of the wheel, so I'm on the ground in agony, and my pants are still on/in the chair. Good times...
I've had that embarrassing friend moment before. It had been a while since I had seen this guy and he was cool a while back or maybe I didn't know him well enough but he came over to my other friend's house, and constantly asked to hit my other friend's vape (who he DIDN'T know). He basically took it from him the rest of the night, then broke one of his lawn chairs we used in the garage and then dropped his BRAND NEW water piece by not looking when he went to grab it. He also proceeded to ask people for drinks because it was a small party and he didn't bring anything. I felt like an ass.
Good thing I've never had any embarrassing moments. I did embarrass a lot of people, especially in high school, but never had any embarrassing moments myself.
The dude needing to milk his Weiner, reminds me of my brother in law!🤣 He was chopping Jalapeno peppers, no gloves btw. Hade to take a piss... Needless to say, he yelled from the guest bathroom for my sister to bring him a glass of milk! Long story short, my mom asking him "Why'd he needed to 'milk your weiner' , she knew, but it was the Effing funniest shit ever!😂😂🤣 I posted this seconds before Austin told his story 🤣🤣🤣🤣! I'm a little bit late to the channel, but I'm so happy to be here!🤟
In seventh grade, before P.E I showed up late and the locker room was locked. I told him I need to use the bathroom really bad, but he didn't let me. He didn't even let me change I'm to my gym clothes. We ran a perimeters all day and coming back in I crapped my pants really bad. To get back at him I went into a stall and wiped the crap from my pants and smeared it on the door and the walls of the stall and the too of the toilet. The next day he screamed at me saying that he had to clean it up.
I was 10 when the girl of my dreams invited ME (nerd with no friends) to a pool party at her house. Mom dropped me off and lo and behold, it was just me and her. About an hour later my early-stage crohn's started acting up, went to her spare bathroom, and... clogged it. I still have nightmares about it. :(
I had a new phone and i didn't know much about it so i thought i turned my audio down but it was on full volume. My phone starts to ring in the middle of a speach in a wedding so everybody heard😖 My ringtone is: GIMME FUEL, GIMME FIRE, GIMME THAT WICH I DESIRE!!
Is that what you heard? I don't get how people hear something and then their written version is completely different. It's obvious they put like zero effort into writing it accurately.
So i was17. I had been out of my parents house for 3 years. touring with a bunch of crust punk, thrash metal bands. I end up playing a gig close to my home town. Well my mom finds out about me being in town and comes to the venue like 5 hours before. Doors open. We had just got into town maybe 45 minutes. I guess my mom asked around and some idiot told her where i was. She opened the door to the bands van to see the following- male driver catching a beej from another dude, 2 people in the passenger seat smoking rock with driver. Me behind them with a needle hanging still in my arm, barely "conscious" with 2 female addicts one of whom was in the process of finding a vein, the other desperate to defy chemistry, violently pulling on my completely limp wiener... It took me a while to realize the whole situation. like way to long. after 3 years of not seeing her son this is how my mom learned i was a drug addict.
Similar ass story to Sarah Ratliff's. Had my girlfriend over, had stayed a few nights, one morning she hopped on the morning wood with the blanket over us...2 minutes in my mom is knocking at than opening the door. Looked like we was just cuddling....entire time inside her while my mom had a full conversation with us about breakfast...awwwkwaaaarrrd. Something tells me my mom knew too.
Had cam-time with a girl back in 6th grade; little did I know my dad had installed spyware to keep an eye on my online activity.. I don't know which is worse - that we had the awkward "please behave online"-talk, or that he waited 'till the day after to confront me with it?
Okay, so one time I was at my girlfriends birthday party and she had a lot of family there and everything, and it was really fun. They rented this inflatable slide/bouncy castle/pool thing, and we were all playing on it. So one of her little cousins went up on the slide and I thought "oh, it'll be funny if I playfully pushed her down! There's water at the bottom after all." Well, what I didn't realize that the pool was about a foot deep, and she went down head first. She slammed her face on the bottom and I spent the entire afternoon apologizing as she burst into tears. Needless to say, I wasn't having much fun at that point
I think my most embarassing moment was when I was in elementary school. My teacher was an overhwhelming asshole to me the entire year and was always doing things to set me back, like locking me into a small room most days because I failed ONE assignment. (I turned it in the morning it was due instead of early so it was considered late.) The embarassing moment was when he refused to let me go to the restroom so I could pee and I've never been able to hold it for long periods of time, so I ended up pissing my pants in front of the entire class while he was raising his voice at me.
I was doing a cover of don't stay by Linkin Park and someone had convinced me the day before to do a death growl instead of a fry scream... Que me being the laughing stock of the high school for the next 3 years...
@21:10 ish, on the topic of accidental nut checks, my buddy won a contest and was standing with his fingers laced on his head, after hearing that he won, went for the dual arm pump and forgot to unlace the fingers, double hammer fist to the ol scrote.
So back when I was in high school (specifically Grade 10) I had just gotten to school and when I was putting on my shoes (I went to a private school and we had uniforms) but I had the idea to take my pants off in the middle of the hallway, my pants were literally around my ankles when I realized what I was doing and to this day I still have no idea why I did that or how nobody even took noticed
Talking to my wife for the first time and failing at it was my most embarrassing moment in life. I'm just fortunate that she was in to me when we first met.
17, a lot of curiosity, 2 of my best m8s, and buch of shrooms wrapped in aluminum foil. 1 1/2 hours (i guess) passed since the comsumption of those bastards. I was top half naked, falling to the side of the bed, trying to being fed bananas by my m8s grandma. Hes grandpa was laughing at the three of us. I was tripping so hard and with my hand on my crotch. Since then I became The Iguana Guy. Crazy experience, wouldn't try it again tho.
He sang Sweet Child of Mine in the talent show but forgot the words and ran off stage crying? He wins. Ultimate talent. Perfect Axl Rose impression.
Since he didnt fight someone in the audience its not exactly a perfect impression🤣
He didnt pick a fight with a blonde emo musician
My most embarrassing moment was about a minute ago when my headphones didn't connect to my laptop and that intro played full blast... I'm sitting in class.
Hamborger
Taylor Hoornaert hamborger
@@shahidullah5983 Taylor hamborger
Oh my jeezus. Does anyone in ur class like these dudes eh
Hamborger
I owned it. I looked him dead in the eyes
Kyle Vaughan o shit is u swinger ;')
Wait... Which one was your story?
Daaaaaaaammmmmmnnnn
You legend
A true American hero
My most embarrassing moment:
Finding out my War Robots jokes aren't funny anymore
Randy K. I love them
Kai Smith me too, that's why I won't stop
Never disrespect war robots again
Randy Kkk
And there it is :D
Making eyecontact with dad while pee pee is in a bowl of cereal.
DAD:"You are in cereal trouble, boi"
#dadjoke
I guess you could say he's a cereal rapist.
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You guys need a Subreddit.
Philip M. Yusss, way more efficient than facebook
Yes
As someone who ALWAYS misses the DickeyDines Facebook posts, I second, third, fourth, fifth and sixth that suggestion.
What’s a subreddit?
@@magmarok8209 a community on the website reddit
My most embarrassing moment has to be when I started day dreaming in health class and started thinking about something from the Three Stooges and started laughing uncontrollably. When I finally stopped everyone started staring at me like a psychopath...
Hazmat Chris Damn, dude. Well, try to stop daydreaming for a while.
14:32 My mom walked in when you said that, didn't say a word and left my room, thanks Jared
AuszarChaos023 ouch. that fucking sucks
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My most embarrassing moment that I haven't repressed was on my 21st birthday. I was with family and friends, including my crush, and my dad decided to make a speech. He started with my earlier life, and brought up the time he got a call from my school saying that I had shown my pecker to some girls on the playground and that "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree." The worst part was that this was 1000% premeditated. He had composed and printed out this speech beforehand with the intent of reading this in front of my friends, family, and even my grandparents. He even said at the end something like, "I don't think I've embarrassed you for quite some time."
I love my dad, the absolute unit.
Follow up to the blessing story. Mom was pissed and aunt + fam were disgusted. Afterwards I introduced her to everyone for the first time so there's that
Karlo Pena hey you got the quick recovery though my guy
#GetDickeyDinesToDisneyLand
#GetDickeyDinesToDisneyLand
#getdickeydinestodisneyland
#GetDickeyDinesToDisneyLand
I crapped my pants on the way to a Trans-Siberian Orchestra concert. My dad was pretty pissed.
I’ve also been pantsed by the ocean. Twice. On the same day.
Jared, austin...theres something i need to tell you. A cool life hack. Turn your hat 180° and you can block out sun.
Satan damn
They're inside
munkman jr but then why wear hats
thank you satan. very cool
game breaking discovery
I got caught watching hentai when I was 11
Tried to convince mom that it was a pop up add, failed.
Oof
oof
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Ngl, that happened to me too. My dad walked in on me reading some hentai manga, on my laptop, when I was 12. I tried to convince him the same thing. He didn't buy it. I was scott-free anyway, but it was still a hella awkward encounter. lolol
16:56 Holy shit that’s my freshman year college roommate!!!!! not even joking it’s his face in the thumbnail and I know he watches this channel because he introduced me to it!
That's really cool!
Lilith Ursin agreed
Austin looks like Soos from gravity falls
I see it
i always thought he looked like drowzee from pokemon
60 Second Covers I thought I was only one who thought that
Or Mikey from Recess?
He also looks like the frontman for For the Likes of You. I saw them in Sacramento and played Mario Kart with them at the bar. The resemblance is striking.
In 7th grade, my phone fell out of my pocket during a statewide standardized test. We were supposed to put our phones in bins but I somehow never knew so when it clattered on the floor my teacher called me out in front of my whole class. Then he called the principal up and she forced me to walk down with her and I could hear the class talking about me. I ended up in an in school suspension where I stayed in the office for the rest of the day. Then during lunch, I was forced to be escorted to the cafeteria by the vice principal and about half of my grade saw me with him. As I was getting my food my face got so red and I just wanted to be invisible during all that lol
Sean R That wouldn't have bothered me that much. Fuck em. If anything it shows your a rebel
That's pretty harsh for something so small
Well you shouldve put your phone in the bin. Lol. I dont think its that harsh because for all they know you couldve been cheating or something.
deathking 4119 Maybe if they did their digging, they would find he didn't
I would've sang the "where do we go now?" part if i forgot the words of sweet child of mine
This brought me quite a bit of laughter
Caleb Mathis This video was a weird experience for me
I, for reasons unbeknownst to me, have a bit of liquid in my pleuric sack, which impedes my lung from expanding properly, which causes it to hurt
So the whole time I had been laughing to tears while being in severe pain and it was a weird mix of emotions and feelings
Didn’t need to hear your life story buddy.
I was on my way to my college. I had an apple and an energy drink for breakfast. This proved to be a horrible idea. I had to take the metro for about 20 minutes. It was the most crowded I had ever seen the metro. I had to burp so bad and knew it would have been a really loud burp. I decided to hold this burp back the whole time though. Unfortunately my stomach started making a lot of noise. I didn't know this at first, because I was listening to loud music. I noticed everyone in the metro was looking at me. I lowered my volume and noticed how much sound I was making. I had to stay on the metro for another 10 minutes while my body still made a lot of sound. People became concerned and thought something was wrong with me. I felt horrible afterwards
The only time I've been wasted around my parents I began explaining what a gravity bong is and how it works. I've never smoked weed. My parents don't believe that.
My most embarrassing moment was,
I was in second grade and I had to go to the bathroom. I went to the bathroom and let one rip and I walked out with EVERYONE staring right at me... I was scarred
Tammy Westin oh my god I’m so sorry man😂
I thought you were gonna say you accidentally went into the girls bathroom.... I’d know.
When Jared said “I bless this lampshade” I was drinking water and I choked so hard oh my god
My most embarrassing moment:
Telling something in my class that was something important to me, they all laughed at me and I went crying, now, a year after everyone in school talks about it
When you leave a Dickey Dines Show video to watch a new Dickey Dines show video 😱😂 yay for notifications
4:57 I think Stacy’s Mom does have it going on. “You missed a spot over there”
When my sister was first showing me your videos our mom walked in and asked what we were watching and told me to play it and I looked at my sister and said ummmm. I played it luckily there wasn't anything bad in those 30 seconds
My most embarrassing moment is currently being alive
It only takes one bullet.
Same
Relatable
'Stinky Motherfuckers' best sentence 2018
One day, I will make it into a Dickey Dines video. My life isn’t that interesting though and I’m not too rebellious, but I will find a way.
BBoultonMelodies I support.
BBoultonMelodies same lol
Just noticed the Mestis and Chon stickers on Austin’s laptop. Huge respect to the mathcore bois
I love how when Austin imitates the kid at the talent show it sounds nothing like the actual song
A couple weeks ago I got super drunk and took a giant hit off a gravity bong. Within 10 minutes I was in another universe and having a full blown panic attack. I left the party in my living room to go to my bedroom where I called my Mommy to talk me through it. Very traumatizing and highly embarassing.
It burned like that of a thousand suns 😂😂😂😂😂
When we had a presentation at school and I got interviewed by the news about it. They asked me a question (that didn’t really make sense) and I just stood there and spaced out and started crying. Thankfully the few clips of me were not shown on tv. I also “corrected” an eighteen year old on where the scapula were. We were both right, but he was taking human anatomy classes and I was twelve
Edit: just fixed a grammar issue
Thank you guys so much for making me laugh, whenever I get humiliated by parents and start crying my eyes out I turn on your videos because you guys bring me so much laughter and happiness
My crush told everybody that i cried over her on saturday, when she rejected me, in front of the whole varsity orchestra, sooooo yeah😐
13 year old classic rock expert your crush is an asshole
Christoffer Olsen, its funny, shes now the third wheel to my girlfriend😂
13 year old classic rock expert well played
She sounds like a sloot and happy belated birfday my guy
Was it true tho?
20:05
*WASSUP BABY BROTHER WHAS HAPPENIN HUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-*
The puking in sink story at 14:50 reminds me of when my sister had her classmates over for a party because they passed their exams.
One of her friends approached me, looking super confused and drunk. I asked him if he was alright. He told me that he just puked in the sink and I was like ''okay?''. The problem was the the vomit didnt go down the drain because he had somehow ''locked'' it (its locked by pushing down on the round thingy covering the drain). I then told him that he had locked it and that he had to reach into the vomit and push the thingy to unlock the drain.
I followed him back to the bathroom to make sure that he did it correctly and didnt smear puke all over our other stuff and I saw that he had really puked a lot. The sink was almost full. I watched him slowly submerge his hand and like half of his forearm into his own vomit. He was really embarassed and kept apologizing for the next hour or so.
the Weiner in the milk and dad catching him was the funniest part I believe
I walked away with someone's trolly at the grocery, and then watched them become confused as to why their trolly was at the end of the aisle
I don’t go to Panera bread I go to Pantera bread
Erik Harper Me too.
Same
Erik Harper i knew it was coming 🤘🤘🤘
I made a joke about that one time and my mom got really mad 😂
I can binge watch tf outta y'all and feel accomplished
one time in second grade this one kid got FULLY NAKED, JUMPED ON THE LUNCH TABLE, AND PEED ON ANOTHER KID. i have no idea either, don't ask.
In school, I had a panic attack while trying to do a presentation and my teacher just told me to sit down because I couldn’t talk.
Im really sick and i dont feel good but when i watch this i feel better you are the best when i put a video on with you in it my dog comes running up and watches it with me
This made me laugh so much. Thanks for keeping this show alive and going. Seriously has brightened up my day. Keep up the good work dudes!
The noise Austin made at 20:51 caused beer to fire out of my nose at high speed
The pantsing, or dakking as we call it in Aus, reminded me of a moment at school where I had a friend pushing me around in my wheelchair, and the front wheel hit a pothole, I flew out of my chair, but my pants got hooked on the brake of the wheel, so I'm on the ground in agony, and my pants are still on/in the chair. Good times...
My favorite part of the day. New DickeyDines video.
I've had that embarrassing friend moment before. It had been a while since I had seen this guy and he was cool a while back or maybe I didn't know him well enough but he came over to my other friend's house, and constantly asked to hit my other friend's vape (who he DIDN'T know). He basically took it from him the rest of the night, then broke one of his lawn chairs we used in the garage and then dropped his BRAND NEW water piece by not looking when he went to grab it. He also proceeded to ask people for drinks because it was a small party and he didn't bring anything. I felt like an ass.
9:00 I think about this guy’s story at least once a week
same as the last one except in stead of my hand it was the buckle end of a belt...she wanted me to keep going
How tf did you manage that?!
Good thing I've never had any embarrassing moments. I did embarrass a lot of people, especially in high school, but never had any embarrassing moments myself.
anytime i listen back to my vocals when i record them. did the neighbours hear that?!? why didn't they stop me!
Can someone do an hour long video of this intro???
Please that is the best thing I saw in my life
most embarrasing thing i have done is get caught on my computer by my mom at night good thing she did not see what i was watching.
I love this show so much. Please keep on going!
"Little prepubescent bird flapped in the wind" 3:33
"Doin alright there Bud"
My wife 2015
The dude needing to milk his Weiner, reminds me of my brother in law!🤣 He was chopping Jalapeno peppers, no gloves btw. Hade to take a piss... Needless to say, he yelled from the guest bathroom for my sister to bring him a glass of milk! Long story short, my mom asking him "Why'd he needed to 'milk your weiner' , she knew, but it was the Effing funniest shit ever!😂😂🤣
I posted this seconds before Austin told his story 🤣🤣🤣🤣! I'm a little bit late to the channel, but I'm so happy to be here!🤟
" I'm sorry, mister- it was dark!..."
In seventh grade, before P.E I showed up late and the locker room was locked. I told him I need to use the bathroom really bad, but he didn't let me. He didn't even let me change I'm to my gym clothes. We ran a perimeters all day and coming back in I crapped my pants really bad. To get back at him I went into a stall and wiped the crap from my pants and smeared it on the door and the walls of the stall and the too of the toilet. The next day he screamed at me saying that he had to clean it up.
was telling a joke where you flash the moon at the end, and my best friends dad walked past right at the "punch line"
i can't stop loughing at austin showcasing how the dude hit his nuts. THE SCREAM OF AGONY kills me everytime XD!!
I have never felt embarrassed even though i have been in some self shameful events.
14:32
I never want to hear that again...in my entire life...ever
6:19 why do they have a talent show at 2nd grade.
4:56 STACY'S MOM, HAS GOOOOOT IT GOING ON.
Need to upload more guys, youtubes boring without you guys
I was 10 when the girl of my dreams invited ME (nerd with no friends) to a pool party at her house. Mom dropped me off and lo and behold, it was just me and her.
About an hour later my early-stage crohn's started acting up, went to her spare bathroom, and... clogged it.
I still have nightmares about it. :(
we need more of this man
I see that Kraken in the background in the left, classy are we?
I had a new phone and i didn't know much about it so i thought i turned my audio down but it was on full volume.
My phone starts to ring in the middle of a speach in a wedding so everybody heard😖
My ringtone is: GIMME FUEL, GIMME FIRE, GIMME THAT WICH I DESIRE!!
"You're alright there, bud" lmfao
Is that what you heard? I don't get how people hear something and then their written version is completely different. It's obvious they put like zero effort into writing it accurately.
*Kombucha intensifies*
So i was17. I had been out of my parents house for 3 years. touring with a bunch of crust punk, thrash metal bands. I end up playing a gig close to my home town. Well my mom finds out about me being in town and comes to the venue like 5 hours before. Doors open. We had just got into town maybe 45 minutes. I guess my mom asked around and some idiot told her where i was. She opened the door to the bands van to see the following-
male driver catching a beej from another dude, 2 people in the passenger seat smoking rock with driver.
Me behind them with a needle hanging still in my arm, barely "conscious" with 2 female addicts one of whom was in the process of finding a vein, the other desperate to defy chemistry, violently pulling on my completely limp wiener... It took me a while to realize the whole situation. like way to long. after 3 years of not seeing her son this is how my mom learned i was a drug addict.
Damn you guys are on fire with the videos lately.
Similar ass story to Sarah Ratliff's. Had my girlfriend over, had stayed a few nights, one morning she hopped on the morning wood with the blanket over us...2 minutes in my mom is knocking at than opening the door. Looked like we was just cuddling....entire time inside her while my mom had a full conversation with us about breakfast...awwwkwaaaarrrd.
Something tells me my mom knew too.
oh maaaan that last one, I laughed till tears DUDE!
Glad you enjoyed my suffering xD Shit hurt
At 14:55 I was drinking water and I laughed so hard it shot out of my nose onto my bed. Thanks Austin :)
Had cam-time with a girl back in 6th grade; little did I know my dad had installed spyware to keep an eye on my online activity.. I don't know which is worse - that we had the awkward "please behave online"-talk, or that he waited 'till the day after to confront me with it?
Okay, so one time I was at my girlfriends birthday party and she had a lot of family there and everything, and it was really fun. They rented this inflatable slide/bouncy castle/pool thing, and we were all playing on it. So one of her little cousins went up on the slide and I thought "oh, it'll be funny if I playfully pushed her down! There's water at the bottom after all." Well, what I didn't realize that the pool was about a foot deep, and she went down head first. She slammed her face on the bottom and I spent the entire afternoon apologizing as she burst into tears. Needless to say, I wasn't having much fun at that point
I was embarrassed once, but I got over it...
9:16 Talk about the ultimate way friendzone someone just with the "Doin' alright here bud?" line XD
6:21 fun fact milk stops burns of peppers. On everything.😂
I think my most embarassing moment was when I was in elementary school. My teacher was an overhwhelming asshole to me the entire year and was always doing things to set me back, like locking me into a small room most days because I failed ONE assignment. (I turned it in the morning it was due instead of early so it was considered late.) The embarassing moment was when he refused to let me go to the restroom so I could pee and I've never been able to hold it for long periods of time, so I ended up pissing my pants in front of the entire class while he was raising his voice at me.
That last one. 😂😂 Nut slap
I passed out drunk cuddling with my buddy's toilet once. Well.... maybe more than once...
your videos put a smile on my face no matter whats going on in my life right now! love ya
this show is the only thing online that makes me laugh😂😂
Most embarrassing thing to happen to me is when I pissed myself on the bus home... with someone sitting next to me
I was doing a cover of don't stay by Linkin Park and someone had convinced me the day before to do a death growl instead of a fry scream... Que me being the laughing stock of the high school for the next 3 years...
Was it embarassing because you did a bad death growl or just because you did a death growl?
@21:10 ish, on the topic of accidental nut checks, my buddy won a contest and was standing with his fingers laced on his head, after hearing that he won, went for the dual arm pump and forgot to unlace the fingers, double hammer fist to the ol scrote.
My grandma works at Panera bread...😑😅
my most embarrassing moment was when my mom told that she knew i had been watching porn (althought She was Pretty chill About it)
So back when I was in high school (specifically Grade 10) I had just gotten to school and when I was putting on my shoes (I went to a private school and we had uniforms) but I had the idea to take my pants off in the middle of the hallway, my pants were literally around my ankles when I realized what I was doing and to this day I still have no idea why I did that or how nobody even took noticed
Watch this before work was happy all day
Talking to my wife for the first time and failing at it was my most embarrassing moment in life. I'm just fortunate that she was in to me when we first met.
17, a lot of curiosity, 2 of my best m8s, and buch of shrooms wrapped in aluminum foil. 1 1/2 hours (i guess) passed since the comsumption of those bastards. I was top half naked, falling to the side of the bed, trying to being fed bananas by my m8s grandma. Hes grandpa was laughing at the three of us. I was tripping so hard and with my hand on my crotch.
Since then I became The Iguana Guy.
Crazy experience, wouldn't try it again tho.