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Damn I missed this one, but one Christmas when I was 6, I woke up to loud sounds in the living room only to come out and find my dad covered in bows and ribbon. He was super drunk and had opened all of my presents and yelled "Merry Christmas!" as I walked out at 3am lol. I ran back to my room crying and he ran after me, tripped, and split his head open on the nightstand, knocking himself out. Merry Christmas indeed
Dduuddeee. Second time being mentioned by the kings. This time I was the first video. Can't wait to show the mother in law this. Yall made my holidays. . . Again. Haha. Thank you
Jared literally hit the nail on the head. For 18 years I lived with my great grandmother so I didn't have a choice. After I moved out I continued to go bc she is Hella old and it's tradition. Plus I have kids and I go so they can see their family. What's toxic af is she doesn't want any of us there but if someone doesn't show up, she bitches constantly about how they were inconsiderate and think they're too good to show up. The uncle is literally so much worse than anything I could have typed and not worth the money to even get shitty gifts for lol.
Growing up we knew our presents came from our parents, but Santa would fill up our stockings. My little brother would always wake up before everyone else and go through my stocking. He'd come wake me up to tell me what i got 🤬🤣🤣
“One of my ex-boyfriends bless his heart was a total idiot who I never intended to marry, but I stayed with him for five years because of his wallet or the sex lol.” . . . Granted proposing on Christmas in front of the family is a bad and possibly manipulative move.
I’m from a small town in the south and here the boot is the place in the trunk (usually in SUVs and small cars) where the spare tire and jack is under the little part of the trunk bottom lifts up
That Christmas proposal is on the girl not the guy. 5 years and you didn't break it off or let him know you didn't want to get married? Then you laugh at him and call it a joke when he wants to get serious. That's just fucked up tbh.
Worst Christmas ever was in 2013 for me. Got into a relationship Christmas day 2012 and got dumped Christmas day 2013. She hooked up with a new guy the day before valentines day 2014. 5 years of trauma afterwards and endless depression and anxiety after the 5 years. If the Ghost of Christmas Past came by, I'd tell it to replace that memory of mine with something that doesn't feel depressing 👍
wish i had seen this on facebook cause i got a good one. When i was like 11 or 12, i had 2 small pet birds. When i woke up on christmas morning, i walk into the living room and my mom immediately says "go look at the box on top of the birds cage before you open your presents" so i excitedly go to look expecting they had got them something. Nope. 1 of my birds had died. I of course, screamed and burst into tears, while my the rest of my family start arguing and fighting over her doing that before i open my presents, because she blamed the bird dying on me. Turned out, the other bird had bullying that bird and not allowing it to eat so it starved to death. absolutely my worst christmas ever. Not long after that i got rid of the other bird and never got birds again because of how much that scarred me lol
Mine was I got the blink 182 take off your pants and jacket CD. Around the tree and in front of all my family my dad reads the lyrics to the “I wanna f a dog in the a” song. Not in a trying to be funny way but in a more hurtful way. Felt great let me tell you.
6:09 I'm sorry Jared was being uncultured swine and missed that amazing two for one of a joke and pun Dickey boi, somehow based on the fucking Crucible too 😂 I felt that "aw fuck, really? Come on man," gesturing big time. That was prime, and I felt it deserved acknowledgment, especially because I plan to likely use that at any given opportunity
So each year I go to New Jersey for christmas. I'm 18 now and I've been doing this each year. For as long as I can remember it has sucked. Last few years I've ended up having panic attacks because everyone is my family is so fucking mean. Me and my dad never wanna go but we go because my mom makes us. My Uncle is a rich bastard who everyone worships and my grandparents always argue. My mom always ends up crying. We live in florida and I do not understand why we don't stay in florida. I'm in Jersey rn and it's fucking 10 degrees instead of the 35 it is in florida.
Just a quick aside for Augie: When someone is talking about cars, and the say, "boot", they're referring to the trunk. (In the UK, they say Bonnet instead of Hood, and Boot instead of Trunk)
80% of these comments are saying a boot is a trunk, meanwhile top comment thus far is also saying a boot is a trunk. This episodes comments are just a very educational habitat about one very specific linguistic differentiation.
The Politic argument I can understand, family does the same with my father when they visit, never an real argument, but always goes into other things such as how Apple is bad, usually last a good couple hours. Always nice just sitting there and listening.
once at one of my exs parents i was staying over the night for Christmas and i woke up at like 2am feeling alittle rough so went to bathroom and started throwing up and shitting violently i had to alternate between the two until i felt good enough to go back to bed. on the way back to her room i passed out in my underwear on the floor outside her bedroom door, her mother came in to the hallway to find me passed out, at that moment i woke up to see her standing over me in a panic and i look down to see my sweaty nuts hanging out of my boxers. she helped me up and i recovered for a few minutes in the living room while she fed me water and then i went back to bed. my girlfriend slept through the whole thing
The story about the guy proposing, is kinda wild. Like who the fuck dates someone for 5 years and doesn't let them know that they do not want to take things further than just dating, i feel like it was a very normal thing that he would want to get married, blame on her tbh.
One year I asked my grandma for Halo 4 for Christmas and she gave me ODST instead. Not because she didn't know the difference, but because she's fuckin lazy (even now) and just grabbed the first thing she saw. I went out the day after Christmas and wasted my own money on Halo 4
So I am married. Before I was with my husband I actually dated his cousin (didn’t know this until after my husband and I were together). The first Christmas my husband and I had while dating was pretty awkward. My ex actually threatened me telling me if I knew what was good for me I wouldn’t show up to the family Christmas 🙃
So I work at the mall and I can't get a break for Christmas only ONE day off but wouldn't it be great if I didn't have to spend it with people that I hate... oh and my cousin took a piss on our burning yule log then passed out in the snow drunk on eggnog
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The car boot was referring to the trunk, she's probably from the uk
Came here to say the same thing 😂
I’m not even from the UK.
Just about to comment this too!
Yes!! I'm English, thank you!!
Canada here I also call it the boot
Was thinking about commenting this too 😂
Austin really has potential as a voice actor
Thank you! I’ve been trying to break into that scene, I would love that!
@@Dickey7861you sounded like cartman when you made that grandma voice lol
Damn I missed this one, but one Christmas when I was 6, I woke up to loud sounds in the living room only to come out and find my dad covered in bows and ribbon. He was super drunk and had opened all of my presents and yelled "Merry Christmas!" as I walked out at 3am lol. I ran back to my room crying and he ran after me, tripped, and split his head open on the nightstand, knocking himself out. Merry Christmas indeed
oh my god im so sorry, the trauma
@@JamieMcGuire3295 aye the trauma the only thing that fuels all this creativity so 🤝 I'll take it
Austin’s mini tangents on all the answers are like crack to my ears I swear
I cannot believe Austin said "if you catch my yiff" with a straight face
You know he knew EXACTLY what he was doing.
You guys need to start making a podcast. I would gladly listen to an hour and a half of random ramblings if it came from you guys
Especially if they passed some joints around
Bro, guess what.
What do you think this is dude?
Ok, I've said it before but I want a friend like Austin. He would make me laugh non stop. That's the type of friend you need in your life.
A new Dickeydines show episode is the best christmas gift i could've gotten this year.. Merry Christmas to those that celebrate :)
It was a great thing to wake up to on Christmas eve haha
10:45 Austin sounding like Zach Hadel 😂
LOL holy hell how did I not notice! That is accidentally my best Hadel impression 😂
Dduuddeee. Second time being mentioned by the kings. This time I was the first video. Can't wait to show the mother in law this. Yall made my holidays. . . Again. Haha. Thank you
These guys are such an iconic duo.
A boot is a trunk :) thank you guys for another christmas video to put on repeat every year!
The one at 13:48 needs more context because it kinda sounds like she's just been stringing him along for five years "lol"
You guys never fail to make a video that makes my day better so thank you and merry Christmas.
Currently going back through the episodes since discovering this channel. Please do another one of these for this year!
10:45 my grandmother is 70 and I am pretty sure she has said an almost identical thing to me before 😂
These boys are absolutely adorable ☺️
Jared literally hit the nail on the head. For 18 years I lived with my great grandmother so I didn't have a choice. After I moved out I continued to go bc she is Hella old and it's tradition. Plus I have kids and I go so they can see their family. What's toxic af is she doesn't want any of us there but if someone doesn't show up, she bitches constantly about how they were inconsiderate and think they're too good to show up. The uncle is literally so much worse than anything I could have typed and not worth the money to even get shitty gifts for lol.
Merry Christmas Austin and Jared.🌲🎅
This is what I actually needed for Christmas. THANK YOU BOIS exde
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year you two! Can't wait to see 2023!
getting some mk dubs, Chilling with my parents for the holidays, and a new Dickey Doinkers episode MAN this Christmas is sick af
Growing up we knew our presents came from our parents, but Santa would fill up our stockings. My little brother would always wake up before everyone else and go through my stocking. He'd come wake me up to tell me what i got 🤬🤣🤣
Nothing like a little DickeyDines for Xmas
Bro did a perfect steve-o impression at 10:40
Best christmas present ever!! Thanks for the vid guys!!!!
I Love you guys, thank you for the video :)
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you both and to everyone reading / writing comments on here!
“One of my ex-boyfriends bless his heart was a total idiot who I never intended to marry, but I stayed with him for five years because of his wallet or the sex lol.”
. . . Granted proposing on Christmas in front of the family is a bad and possibly manipulative move.
I’m from a small town in the south and here the boot is the place in the trunk (usually in SUVs and small cars) where the spare tire and jack is under the little part of the trunk bottom lifts up
"boot" is British slang for trunk. They were referring to the trunk of the car.
That Christmas proposal is on the girl not the guy. 5 years and you didn't break it off or let him know you didn't want to get married? Then you laugh at him and call it a joke when he wants to get serious. That's just fucked up tbh.
Yeah kinda agree, though I also think it's pretty silly to propose when you don't know if she's interested
@@EndofTransmission 5 years of false hopes can be taken as interest initially.
These videos make me so happy that my Christmases have never had more than 5 people + a family friend here and there
Merry Christmas boys! Love the video!
WE NEED THE DICKEY DINES PODCAST SUPER GOOD VID YALL !
Merry Christmas Dickey and Dines
It's funny, boot is a UK thing but it's also a southern US thing 😂😂 "throw that there tire in the boot"
This video felt like old school dickeydines 🖤 Merry Christmas bois!
merry Christmas bois
AHHHHH NEW DICKEYDINES CHRISTMAS!!!!!
I ripped off the flush tank handle at friends house during chrismas. We hanged it on the tree and took photo with it.
Thank you for this wonderful gift dickey and dine
Merry Christmas :)
I love this Austin knoes how to make jared laugh every time lol love there friendship 😃😃
best Christmas gift is a dickeydines video
Worst Christmas ever was in 2013 for me. Got into a relationship Christmas day 2012 and got dumped Christmas day 2013. She hooked up with a new guy the day before valentines day 2014. 5 years of trauma afterwards and endless depression and anxiety after the 5 years. If the Ghost of Christmas Past came by, I'd tell it to replace that memory of mine with something that doesn't feel depressing 👍
YES, the Christmas videos are the best
LMAO at the "Car Boot" my Grandparents used the same term lol
DUDE!!!! The proposal one!!!
Thats the kinda think my ex I moved across country for would do!
That story broke my heart for the poor guy!
wish i had seen this on facebook cause i got a good one. When i was like 11 or 12, i had 2 small pet birds. When i woke up on christmas morning, i walk into the living room and my mom immediately says "go look at the box on top of the birds cage before you open your presents" so i excitedly go to look expecting they had got them something. Nope. 1 of my birds had died. I of course, screamed and burst into tears, while my the rest of my family start arguing and fighting over her doing that before i open my presents, because she blamed the bird dying on me. Turned out, the other bird had bullying that bird and not allowing it to eat so it starved to death. absolutely my worst christmas ever. Not long after that i got rid of the other bird and never got birds again because of how much that scarred me lol
Christmas is now complete 🎄 When Donkey Doodlers are in town ❤️ Dinky Donners 🦌
Great vid and merry christmas!
Duuuudes...🤘🏿😎🎸🎄🥃🍺🎸🤘🏿 This is Awesome!!! Merry Christmas !!!! Getcha Pull 🥃🥃🥃-CHEERS 🍺
Mine was I got the blink 182 take off your pants and jacket CD. Around the tree and in front of all my family my dad reads the lyrics to the “I wanna f a dog in the a” song. Not in a trying to be funny way but in a more hurtful way. Felt great let me tell you.
6:09 I'm sorry Jared was being uncultured swine and missed that amazing two for one of a joke and pun Dickey boi, somehow based on the fucking Crucible too 😂
I felt that "aw fuck, really? Come on man," gesturing big time. That was prime, and I felt it deserved acknowledgment, especially because I plan to likely use that at any given opportunity
The car boot is the trunk lid. 🤣
You should start posting the questions for these on youtube too
Happy holidays my friends 🤘🏽
So each year I go to New Jersey for christmas. I'm 18 now and I've been doing this each year. For as long as I can remember it has sucked. Last few years I've ended up having panic attacks because everyone is my family is so fucking mean. Me and my dad never wanna go but we go because my mom makes us. My Uncle is a rich bastard who everyone worships and my grandparents always argue. My mom always ends up crying. We live in florida and I do not understand why we don't stay in florida. I'm in Jersey rn and it's fucking 10 degrees instead of the 35 it is in florida.
10:40 Granny voice 👌
The heroes to legends cd is such a blast from the past
I can confirm the boot slamming boyfriend is not an asshole hahahaha
Just a quick aside for Augie: When someone is talking about cars, and the say, "boot", they're referring to the trunk. (In the UK, they say Bonnet instead of Hood, and Boot instead of Trunk)
The boot is the trunk, you half drank glass of room temperature beer.
Hell yeah
Reign is so good. Great taste, Austin.
Some people call the trunk the boot lol
Gave my uncle a small sticky note drawing of a toxic sign for Christmas because he's toxic and he just left it on the coffee table :)
80% of these comments are saying a boot is a trunk, meanwhile top comment thus far is also saying a boot is a trunk. This episodes comments are just a very educational habitat about one very specific linguistic differentiation.
It wouldn't be a Christmas video without Austin shitting on his grandma.
We got Jared Greyskull today! lol
Some countries call a cars "trunk" a "boot"
Car boot is indeed UK talk for the trunk
Marry Christmas
The Politic argument I can understand, family does the same with my father when they visit, never an real argument, but always goes into other things such as how Apple is bad, usually last a good couple hours. Always nice just sitting there and listening.
There was this guy centuries ago who was born in Israel, but as soon as he was born, this kingdom wanted to kill him.
once at one of my exs parents i was staying over the night for Christmas and i woke up at like 2am feeling alittle rough so went to bathroom and started throwing up and shitting violently i had to alternate between the two until i felt good enough to go back to bed. on the way back to her room i passed out in my underwear on the floor outside her bedroom door, her mother came in to the hallway to find me passed out, at that moment i woke up to see her standing over me in a panic and i look down to see my sweaty nuts hanging out of my boxers. she helped me up and i recovered for a few minutes in the living room while she fed me water and then i went back to bed. my girlfriend slept through the whole thing
Boot is Britain English for “trunk”
The story about the guy proposing, is kinda wild. Like who the fuck dates someone for 5 years and doesn't let them know that they do not want to take things further than just dating, i feel like it was a very normal thing that he would want to get married, blame on her tbh.
Good time for some Dunky and Krunk
Car boot is Australian for trunk of the car lol
most of Europe calls the trunk of a car the boot
UK Dweller here, A car 'boot' is what we call the trunk in America
Merry Christmas dudes 🎄🦌⛄😈🤘
My pops almost got arrested one Christmas because he tried to fight my uncle and that wasn’t fun.
One year I asked my grandma for Halo 4 for Christmas and she gave me ODST instead. Not because she didn't know the difference, but because she's fuckin lazy (even now) and just grabbed the first thing she saw. I went out the day after Christmas and wasted my own money on Halo 4
I forgot to mention the fact that I had already owned ODST prior to this so now I had two copies.
The boot is the trunk.
Nice edit on the ad xD
A boot is what British people call a trunk
So I am married. Before I was with my husband I actually dated his cousin (didn’t know this until after my husband and I were together). The first Christmas my husband and I had while dating was pretty awkward. My ex actually threatened me telling me if I knew what was good for me I wouldn’t show up to the family Christmas 🙃
I'm a goddamn scrooge
The car boot is the British term for car trunk guys.
CAT SCAT FEVER
Boot = trunk for cars in UK 😂😂
Boot / trunk
So I work at the mall and I can't get a break for Christmas only ONE day off but wouldn't it be great if I didn't have to spend it with people that I hate... oh and my cousin took a piss on our burning yule log then passed out in the snow drunk on eggnog
Car Boot is the trunk in the UK, I believe
I would pay good money to never hear 2:28-2:31 ever again
I swear I’m not that bitchy 😂
boot is british version of trunk. the car trunk...