Steel Panther - Always Gonna Be A Ho - Official Video
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- Опубліковано 8 сер 2019
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I fell in love
With someone sweet and pure But you became
The worldʼs biggest whore
I went away for a few weeks or more You fucked more dudes
Than I fucked girls on the tour How can it be?
Youʼve got me beat
Iʼm not the only one who loves to cheat
Doesnʼt matter what you do Or where you go
Youʼre always gonna be a Ho
Donʼt care where you live Or who you know
Youʼre always gonna be a ho
I never knew
I could feel quite so sick I kissed your mouth
And tasted Satchelʼs dick I ran away
Went to my grandpaʼs farm I saw your name
Tattooed on my grandpaʼs arm Is there no man you havenʼt laid?
Has your vagina never seen the shade?
Doesnʼt matter what you do Or where you go
Youʼre always gonna be a Ho Donʼt care if your dad
Is Russell Crow
You always gonna be a ho
This could be our loveʼs biggest test
Baby I donʼt care youʼre a ho- just tell me Iʼm the best
Doesnʼt matter if youʼre hot Doesnʼt matter if youʼre cold
Doesnʼt matter if you got your vagina plated in gold Doesnʼt matter if you live so long youʼre covered in mold
Youʼre always gonna be a ho Itʼs the truth so I am told
Doesnʼt matter what you do Or where you go
Youʼre always gonna be a Ho Youʼre always gonna rub my dick And itʼs gonna grow
Youʼre always gonna be a Ho! Youʼre my favorite garden tool
Out in the shed behind the swimming pool Youʼre a Ho.
Youʼre a fucking Ho. - Розваги
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"Without Steel Panther, life, would be a mistake."
- Friedrich Nietzsche
ah an intellectual
always
Life would suck!!!!!!!
Ähm isnt Friedrich Nietzsche not a phlosopher from the 19th century? 😂😂😂. But nevertheless he is right.
God is dead, but steel panther isn't
Like, we really need a Steel Panther movie.
Check for Lexxi's mom garage. Nothing special, really.
Already have one called Spinal Tap.
Be like tenoues ds
It would just be 2hrs of porn with them in it, I don’t know about you but I’d rather not see that lol
Just watch any of Joanna Angel’s pornos
Love he “recognizes” that it’s Satchel just by taste alone
A hair metal band in 2019...i kinda like where this is going
Check out crazy lixx reckless love crashdiet there is a ton more all euro ones
They've been aroubd for like a decade already
7 77
Fucking A right.
They’re a parody.
@@Crazelord91 And they are a parody band. They are basically making fun of hair metal bands.
“I ran away, went to my grandpa’s farm,
I saw your name, tattooed on my grandpa’s arm” cracks me up every god damn time, brilliant
How close could they have been? Enough for a tattoo?
@@jamaicanfuneraldirector5520 As close as his dick and her mouth I'd say
That grandpa is a sugar daddy, lol.
I'd have to throw hands with my grandpa
I'm so glad im not the only one, I try to sing this in the car... That part I bust up laughing
The Queen homage was brilliant. Lexi's eye movements! lol
The Queen Panther :D
LOL, then he leaves!
When and what was the homage? I didn't catch that one.. :D
@@Tjenias4 Starts at 2:50
@@M-MMo oh hell yeah. Know I recognized it. Ty :)
Even after 3 years I’m still coming back to this Masterpiece ☺️
Even after 3 years I'm still cumming on backs to this song
This earth has been around for billions of years and you exist at the same time as steel panther.
Keep that in mind.
Tnx for the likes👍
MIND. BLOWN.
Steel Panther are the epitome of absolute garbage
@@boozalm3715 than why are you here?
Boozal m yea fuck outta here
@@ChristianSuarez-gz1ig Then why are you here?
Steel Panther will only reach their true potential when they are literally 80 and still doing the same shit, its gonna be pure gold
and satchel will still look 23
Like iron maiden
If they dont go bald but Satchel is the only one with actual long hair anyways
@@metalraccoon2259 You mean Michael
The thing is Michael is the oldest at 55 so they have a long way to go
Satchel never disappoints with his leads they're the perfect mix of the classic 80s hair metal style and his own twist on it, fuckin love it
hostility agree!
Yeah, man! He's nasty and you're right....classic 80s with a twist.
I honestly love this song. Nothing makes me happier than Satchel’s faces while everyone else is being serious.
if you just heard this song, and didn't pay attention to the hilarious lyrics, it's objectively a really fucking great rock tune.
It's still a really fucking great rock tune.
metal tune*
These guys are talented musicians for sure
I know they are a parody band but they are actually amazing musicians and very underrated
Common Sense There parodying the 80s glam scene going to the fullest 😂there great tho and the lead singer was in LA roses i think in the day
Welcome to S.P
@Common Sense wasn't in LA Roses, but he was in LA Guns
They destroy most mainstream bands!
@Common Sense he was definitely in LA Guns. He was the lead singer for the album "wasted". I'm 💯 on that.
I don't know what song I want for my wedding.
But I now have one for my divorce.
Surely 'Community Property' for the wedding, get the message out early dude.
No, it be perfect for your first dance. Lol
Hahaha
For the wedding 'Critter' is probabbly the best choise ))
Either community property or poontang boomerang
I'm going to tell my kids this is Motley Crüe
AdamG1983 that’s a good one. Pity Crüe take themselves so seriously.
LEAVE
Sinnnn! 🤣😂
Don’t insult the mighty panther like that
I'm gonna tell them its Poison!
The smile on Satchel is class.
"I don't care if your dad is Russell Crowe,you always will be a ho."
Pure poetry.
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Somewhere out there, an illegitimate daughter of Russell Crowe gets sad every time she hears this song.
I almost choked myself when the artificial raining part came in!
The chorus is hot as hell by the way
I laughed my ass off
I dead ass cackled at 2:33 when the thing fell on him omggggg
This get me start to think :
These lads wants to dethrone Nickelback for real
The hose on the window😂 I fucking can't, these guys are geniuses
One of the best bands around these days. Satchel is a melodic riff and solo-master.
3:47 Switched drummers for a fraction of a second.
Yeah, but who is it?
Good eye bro
Its some black guy i just managed to pause it aha
noticed that too....
Looks like a fat macho man
That will be sung by the crowd as much as "Girl From Oklahoma"... instant classic!!!! Love it!!!
This band is the only one to make music with those lyrics and be taken serious as musicians. They just do it so good. long fucking live Steel Panther!
I really like the Queen reference at 2:48. 👍
Oh yeahhhhh
Me too
Popular to contrary belief, early Queen albums are metal
I think Lexxy Foxx’s acting has to be the most amazing!! He is even able to keep character with his eyelashes!!
That Bohemian Rhapsody moment though lol. This was awesome .
If you haven't been to a Steel Panther concert you are missing out on a great time.
Went to my first one on New Year's Eve going into 2019 in Portland Or, I'll def be going to see them again it was an absolute blast!
How are they in concert? I'm gonna see them tomorrow
@@ericmesserole1478 I think they're great. I've seen them 3 times and have yet to be disappointed.
i've always wanted to go to their show, find me a ho, and bang her brains out in front of everyone
I absolutely love Steel Panther. Their songs are funny, and actually artistically very well done.
Finally into dramatic songs again! 😄♥️ Love you, guys. ALSO, THAT RHAPSODY REFERENCE
Polly Raider WHEREWHEREWHERE
@@joshwhitworth7355 2:49
Killer riff and A ++ casting on the “Ho”
@@joebryant8500 Amen.
Who is she?
Just wanna take a second to thank you crazy bastards for bringing me endless laughs and smiles with your music. You guys are fucking legends, keep it up
And as always, Death to all Butt Metal.
No it's not BUTT-metal, it's BUT metal.
That's what I said, BUTT-metal.
I was gonna f*ck her but now I'm not.
Dont forget to be "just like tiger woods" Too
yeah what I said, butt metal
Found out my girl was cheating so later that day, told her we were going to lunch and told her i had a song dedicated to her and started playing this and then told her i knew what happened and kicked her out of the car. She came back for her stuff that night and now I'm living great! Thank you Steel Panther!!!
This is possibly the most heartwarming song released over the past few months 😄 Instant family classic...
It's weird to see quality cinematics like this in the 80s.
Dude it's 2019!!! Can I barrow your time machine? Man I'd rather be in the 80s!!! Keep Rocking!!!
@@rockerpat1085 that clearly went right over your head.
@@tlcphi2 Ok? I guess you know something I don't!!!
@@rockerpat1085 They are an 80s glam band parody act. They even sell merchandise that say " the 80s are awesome"
@@tlcphi2 No shit Sherlock!!! But your comment is stating this was done in the 80s!!! Hence my comment about barrowing your time machine!!!
"I don't care if your dad is Russell Crowe". Gets me every time.
What
@@jonlee5880 Listen to the song, man.
Lexi's like "Aight, Imma head out" at the end
I'm glad someone else noticed that too
I LOLed several times while watching this video, but Lexi lowkey bailing at the end got the biggest laugh.
Lexxi, is saving himself for me!! What's wrong with Y'all!? I mean, damn......
AdamG1983 .... phonetic ebonics..interesting
If you listen carefully Lexxi says "No, No I'm not" then bails.
This is gonna be THE breakup song.
PeterM this made me spit my beer out 🤣
@@andig2218 naughty, naughty, we don't like girls that spit out :P
PeterM that’s wasted to much
Andi g alchol abuse
@@andig2218 He owes you a beer :)
Amazing.
And Lexi walking out at the end. lmao
Does that mean Lexi is gay?
Was it about his ex??????
@@NeverStopLearningMan There are MANY references about him being gay in most vids. I think it's all part of their characters.
@@hugolafhugolaf He really is gay. I know a guy that used to party with them when they were playing every Saturday night at the Green Valley Ranch in Vegas, almost 10 years ago.
Bruh. He just got out of rehab for sex addiction. We should be applauding him for staying clean!
_"I kissed your mouth, and tasted Satchel's ****"_
_(Satchel smiles!!!)_
I busted out laughing 😆
Golden
Which of course has the hidden meaning that he knows what Satchels ***** tastes like lol.
I love this fucked up hilarious band.
How the hell does he know what it tastes like...
_"You are always gonna be a ho****..."_
Sees himself in the mirror lol
1:22 the expression on satchels face hahahahah
It's weird to hear you guys sing about my ex-wife..
Why? Everyone else has.
Oof
LOLs
I can relate, except it's definitely not the first time they have sung about my ex.
...Dad?... I mean, I've narrowed it down to you or one of 8 other guys...
I like how Lexxi refuses the gang bang, glad he got the help he needed. Addictions can be destructive even for rock stars
I'm very proud of him
I hope everyone knows Lexxi is a character and the man who plays him didn't actually go to sex rehab. Pretty sure his wife had a baby.
I like the Queen part where Lexi is reluctant to sing. Lol
@@plutohasfleas OMG, really?!? Next you're gonna tell us that's not his real hair!!!
@@plutohasfleas Lexxi went to rehab.
Lexxi, not the guy who plays Lexxi. Got it?
Steel Panther is not a parody. Steel Panther is a bunch of dudes, who love to party, and love to party with people, who love to party with them
I love how Michael sings to himself in the mirror "you're always gonna be a ho" and gets so excited!
The most underrated rock band in the world. These guys are fucking brilliant! I don’t think they’ve ever released a bad song 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
They are the next Mozart 😂😂
They aren't that Underrated.
«Now the Fun Starts» is pretty lame.
i thought zebra was the most underated
both r killer
Satchel, I've heard of a whammy bar on a guitar. But a dildo bar? You are a truly a revolutionary genius.
Nah, Lexi did it first in Poontang Boomerang.
Sadique Mridha indeed , lips did that long ago 🤣
Unintentional solvient abuse from applying too much hairspray brought me here
Stix- with excitement in his voice "I'm going third...." LOL!
Only thing better than sloppy 2nds is sloppy 3rds, LOL
The queen homage had me on the floor. Legends haha
I also live the fact that Lexi walks the opposite way of the gang bang 😂😂
Gave it a like 18 hours prior to the release, cause I know it's going to be awesome ❤️👍🔥
And it is!!!!!!!!!!!!💎💎💎💎💎
One of the best
2:47 lol the Queen part 😂
The harmony singing is really good, as are the lyrics.
Being a hair band the trick is no losing your hair
Probably the greatest ballad of all time
No, that's still community property
@@Travis646 Dude, do everything your wife loves to this song. You'll thank me later, but you might have a baby! lol
Omg Satchel pouring Monster and looking at the camera after like he knows he's doing an insane product placement. These guys are unbelievable !!
Truly a love song for the ages
Quite possibly the greatest heavy metal song ever made.
The best thing is that christmas picture of them hanging over the bed, I´ve lost it there.
These guys put one hell of a show on at Heavy Montreal. Looking forward to the new song
I'm so mad I couldn't go on Saturday.
Tim Fuke missed an amazing show!!! I would definitely see them again for sure!
I was there, it was pretty sick.
i was here too, that was amazing and im gonna buy every fuckin next ticket!
I want one serious real record from these dumbasses this shit is played out even a whole covers record something other than all this goofball shit
“I’m going third”
Love the take on the bohemian rhapsody music video after the solo
Nice to see they're still not keeping it Politically Correct, even in 2019
Politically what !?
Sylvain Duret it’s shit that Americans do
@@bonibon6669 It's not an american thing, it's a leftist thing and it's universal in english speaking countries. Anywhere socialism has been.
Sylvain Duret Pussy...It means being a pussy
Pornographically Correct I'd say
This band always has me coming back for more. I dont know how they do it but Im always in awe of what they do. And theres a whole album coming out next month. HEAVY METALS BACK BABY
Good music can have any lyric and sound amazing. Steel Panther proves it.
2:20 LOL best part 😂
Steel Panther makes another song about real world events and problems.
Am I the only one who considers this is a real band? Not a joke. With fkg great songs.
Living legends
they are a real band,they just make funny songs
Totally legit, these guys are amazing musicians...have seen them 4 times in concert, never disappointed!!!!
They're great musicians and can pull off an even better show. What's not to like?
God Zilla no you’re not. Check a live show you’ll see that you’re far from alone.
I used to hear about them on O&A and didn’t think much about them. Randomly I googled them last year, saw they were playing in Denver and went.
I was blown away. I’ve seen them again since...and will go again.
They’re a national treasure!
I've seen these guys in Vegas so many times that I was recognized at one point and roasted at a show lol
You know you needed him back
“Has your vagina never seen the shade?” Lyrical genius!
Still keep the tradition alive..Thanks Steel Panther
1:11 es el mejor comercial de monster que he visto
This is pure lyrical GENIUS
Tool after 13 years do a New song
Steel Panther: Hold my beer
Fuck your stupid hold my shit comment. Shit is played out.
Also, you're wrong, it hasn't been that long.
@@madztormz Exactly. Tool represents the '90s, when the music stopped being fun.
@@MrRich6505 is only sarcasm and plis by more polite, you dont have to insult anybody
@@MrRich6505 Ahah so true, it's really getting old...
mikelaso iglesias 😂
They wrote a song about my ex wife I'm touched! Thanks Michael Starr, for putting things into perspective for me.
A true masterpiece
Steel Panther rocks, badass music. I like showing my friends and family thier music, seeing their response is priceless when they realize what’s the lyrics are! I every album from feel the steel to current. Also seen them in concert, great show
this video and song is pure gold, love the queen reference and the whitesnake hair flip on the bed then the rain just added to it awesome as hell
Satchel's outro solo is pure sleaze '80s magic. That lead at 4:05 ...HELL YES!
That tone is filthy nasty dripping wet.
Hopefully you've heard all his real badass stuff he did in Fight.
I haven't, but I'm gonna right now. Good ol' Russ...
comedy in a song at it's finest, thanks again
Steel Panther rules!!!! This is my new favorite Metal band!!! I think calling them a parody band is totally inaccurate. Their music is completely original...and AWSOME!!!
Did anyone hear, “I don’t care if your dad is Russel Crowe?” 😂
and it's so in the lyrics beyond the vid)
@Black White hahaha
Steel Panther write the best love songs.
This is the greatest song ever written....
Anyone notice what's on the shelves behind the fireplace?
And on the end table by the bed hahaha...
COMEDICALLY OUT THERE ☻🤑😱🤯👽
There is nothing better than a Steel Panther video... unless it's a NEW Steel Panther video...
2:20 Came for his girl, stayed for Satchell!
I just came
Satchel is HoOoOot
Isn't that the same thing?
Who's the girl at the very end
I was on drugs when I thought this was best band ever. They’re still pretty good.
Best band of all time
I can't think of another band I would rather see live than Steel Panther!
Dude, yes. Saw them at a rock club in Reno a few years ago, and it was the most fun show I've ever been to. 10/10, would rock out again
So subtle and nuanced.
10/10 masterpiece.
I just realised this was released on my birthday guess it was a birthday gift thanks guys
I'm gonna tell my kids this was written for their mother.
WHAT i really like about steel panther is they are still down to earth the quality of writing of satchel is superb the solo is magnificent mickael s singing is very special all these guys give me great happiness linstening more than any band hope they do not sell out
Ho is life!!! 💃💃🏽💃💃🏽
You're a funny comedian lady!
Guys thats copyright fraud. I wrote this song back in '88 but since you guys nailed it, I dont see a reason to sue.
3:29
LMAO 😂😂😂😂
I remember listening to this track in the nineties! Whose still listening in 2019 woo hoo!! 🤘🤘🤘🤘
🤔
Hmmm something isn't right here
Clearly the comments don't understand the reference, go and watch the Steel Panther Documentary 😂
I thought this shit sounded familiar it is from the documentary
👍
Loved the Queen reference! 😭 love Queen, love Steel Panther, it’s a very emotional day today.
If anybody deserves a reality show, it's these guys. AMAZING musicians, amazing irreverence/acting, SOH, dedication, and delivering.....the rock.
Well they do have Steel Panther television… (it’s low budget, but it’s fucking rad)
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