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  • @IxiaClover
    @IxiaClover 10 років тому +2776

    What most of the people commenting fail to realise is that British humour is sarcasm and mocking people, and the majority of us don't care about being mocked because our humour system is that way.

    • @boyankafedzhiyski8731
      @boyankafedzhiyski8731 10 років тому +7

      Humour system !? Ahahah u don't have one. Actually there is no such thing. And that guy is not funny. He knows five historical facts and makes a incredibly stupid act with what's that '' offensive'' jokes ? British humor- sarcasm yeah that is true but british jokes are at least a little bit clever, man . All over the world there are dicks like that guy. Wonderful british name ?! Piss off fucking chauvinistic fool . Most of british names are christian like in the other european countries

    • @alexandre3989
      @alexandre3989 10 років тому +43

      That's not british humor, that's just humor.

    • @dj_onslaught
      @dj_onslaught 10 років тому +222

      Boyan Kafedzhiyski
      You've completely missed the point of his act.

    • @joshuaoliver2851
      @joshuaoliver2851 10 років тому +89

      Boyan Kafedzhiyski Hmmm, I don't seem to remember someone in the Bible called Albrecht (German) or Adalberto (Italy). So European countries don't really have Christian names. I don't know what kind of humour your country has, but chances are I wouldn't find it funny. This, however, is fucking hysterical.

    • @itsbinq4967
      @itsbinq4967 9 років тому +114

      Boyan Kafedzhiyski Al Murray is actually highly intelligent, he graduated from Oxford with a degree in history.

  • @momo-ht2oe
    @momo-ht2oe 8 років тому +1445

    god is British and he works for us....... Lmfao this guy is a genius

    • @millertas
      @millertas 7 років тому +4

      In 1984 when in London I would walk to "Speakers' Corner" in Hyde Park to listen to the Nuts there. He's no genius there were quite a few like him and they would get the biggest amount of listeners and hecklers.

    • @trapski914
      @trapski914 6 років тому +8

      Last time I checked God was a Serb

    • @tobymcelhinney5354
      @tobymcelhinney5354 6 років тому +4

      millertas He is though he went to Oxford.

    • @oldgitsknowstuff
      @oldgitsknowstuff 6 років тому +6

      Of course God is British !

    • @georgebuller1914
      @georgebuller1914 6 років тому +20

      @@millertas Oh FFS - CHILL its SATIRE!!!!

  • @mattsmith173
    @mattsmith173 9 років тому +776

    'With all due respect... to our noble allies' lmao

  • @andrewjackson4224
    @andrewjackson4224 7 років тому +312

    "Our land consists of land"

    • @teohrex9557
      @teohrex9557 4 роки тому +12

      As an Australian, I can confirm that our land does in fact consist of land.

    • @euansteel7255
      @euansteel7255 4 роки тому +7

      @@teohrex9557 every sixty seconds in Africa a minute passes

  • @kyleshaw8868
    @kyleshaw8868 7 років тому +504

    The best thing the Brits done for us Kiwis was giving us their humour.

    • @Gia1911Logous
      @Gia1911Logous 5 років тому +4

      Us too...
      And I wondered who made the attic joke

    • @timfagan816
      @timfagan816 5 років тому +7

      I'm English and live in new Zealand, still none of my kiwi mates get my humor. Nor my missus, but shes an ozzy!

    • @No1sonuk
      @No1sonuk 5 років тому +14

      @@MrJking065 I assume you're American.
      If so, we kicked yours out of Canada in the war of 1812. Then went to Washington and burned some of it, including the president's house. Then went home for tea and medals.

    • @MrJking065
      @MrJking065 5 років тому +1

      @@No1sonuk The United States Took on the most powerful Nation in the world with the biggest Navy in the world.Nonetheless, American troops were able to repulse British invasions in New York, Baltimore and New Orleans, boosting national confidence and fostering a new spirit of patriotism.United States celebrated the War of 1812 as a “second war of independence,” beginning an era of partisan agreement and national pride.Now England is just an Island.No more Glory or Power.Without The United States You would be Goose Stepping Today.Listening to Hitler Speeches.

    • @No1sonuk
      @No1sonuk 5 років тому +12

      @@MrJking065 It's really funny to the rest of the world how the US thinks they won the war of 1812... You didn't.
      The US started it by invading Canada.
      There were territorial gains by both sides (do you remember the part about British troops burning Washington?), At the end, the borders were back were they were before. Technically, as the US invaded and had made no gains at the end, the British won...
      As for WW2: The invasion of Britain had already been cancelled before the raid on Pearl Harbor, let alone any US forces arriving in the UK.
      It's not a foregone conclusion that the UK would have lost without US assistance - it would have been different, but not necessarily a loss.

  • @CaptainHarlock-kv4zt
    @CaptainHarlock-kv4zt 7 років тому +656

    I love English humor.Respect from a Greek(bankrupt)

    • @connorfinch1787
      @connorfinch1787 6 років тому +11

      Fucking foreign bastard

    • @StonyRC
      @StonyRC 6 років тому +25

      Καπτεν Χαρλοκ
      - Thank You ... we love your Olives, your beautiful countryside and your warm welcome to visitors. Respect from a Brit ... (soon to be bankrupt, once Brexit is completed!).

    • @utube1000100
      @utube1000100 6 років тому +14

      Connor Hendrie Grow up Connor, you council estate scrounging chav.

    • @connorfinch1787
      @connorfinch1787 6 років тому +6

      @@utube1000100 im fucking proud to be a fuckin chav u wanker

    • @seb5542
      @seb5542 5 років тому +3

      @fawdonCREEPyahSHED 17 and what will happen once brexit happens. In short we are fucked.
      There is not one good thing to come from it.

  • @capybara8868
    @capybara8868 3 роки тому +47

    Al Murray is A) a national treasure and B) a freaking genius.
    His military podcast with James Holland is excellent.

  • @alyssascoggins2388
    @alyssascoggins2388 8 років тому +145

    Fuckin lost it at the US anthem that was perfect

  • @kieranrourke4733
    @kieranrourke4733 8 років тому +644

    Al's gonna start a war soon

    • @prab231
      @prab231 7 років тому +4

      drdavid LMAO Good one xd

    • @meathead595YouTuber
      @meathead595YouTuber 7 років тому +2

      Mind Track XD XD XD XD XD RAWR RAWR RAWR XD XD XD XD XD XD!

    • @TheBaconWizard
      @TheBaconWizard 5 років тому +2

      And win it....

    • @thewomble1509
      @thewomble1509 5 років тому +2

      @drdavid Apart from God.

    • @The_Caledonian
      @The_Caledonian 5 років тому +2

      @drdavid the one TRUE god, the british one :]

  • @DjAlanBarratt
    @DjAlanBarratt 9 років тому +327

    I love how the youtube comments section brings people together in a harmonious oneness .....

    • @gamerdareswins2825
      @gamerdareswins2825 9 років тому +28

      Fuck off.

    • @KnightoftheLord1
      @KnightoftheLord1 9 років тому +7

      Lol. :)

    • @caribstu
      @caribstu 9 років тому +10

      DjAlanBarratt it also makes you wonder why so many humourless sensitive twats are watching Al Murray in the first place, and taking it so serious.

    • @FigmentSALabel
      @FigmentSALabel 8 років тому +3

      +DjAlanBarratt Smooth.

    • @keynatyler4767
      @keynatyler4767 7 років тому +1

      DjAlanBarratt one love mate

  • @doubtingthomas6146
    @doubtingthomas6146 7 років тому +366

    I'm Australian, and I absolutely loved the observation of our anthem here. I've always disliked the line 'girt by sea', but I've honestly never though of it that way. Doff of the hat to you, sir!

    • @Kritfayle
      @Kritfayle 6 років тому +4

      As an Australian I'd also like to point out that we are not entirely girt by sea...there is the Indian Ocean on one side. I guess when we did the anthem the Indian Ocean, the one Gulf and the Bight were a bit of a problem. Yet the worlds most sexiest word "girt" still found its way in.

    • @JoeR-cd9jg
      @JoeR-cd9jg 5 років тому +2

      @@Kritfayle ima assume your making a jome

    • @benpike3146
      @benpike3146 5 років тому +2

      I always thought it was dirt by sea, which makes more sense.

    • @tollyt7465
      @tollyt7465 5 років тому +2

      Ahh Thomas.. Beautiful British name..

    • @tollyt7465
      @tollyt7465 5 років тому +1

      @@benpike3146 Dirt by the sea = a beach shag with sand and seaweed in all the crevices..

  • @wishiwasapinapple5857
    @wishiwasapinapple5857 7 років тому +262

    nothing beats the Norwegian national anthem, it is literally named "yes, we love this country" just to make sure that we remember

    • @Jotari
      @Jotari 6 років тому +8

      Almost sounds like it's a reaffirmation for incredulous foreigners.

    • @os2826
      @os2826 6 років тому +2

      Really, if you loved the country you’re singing about you wouldn’t need to call the song that says that you love it “yes, we love this country” because again that is what the song should say

    • @paulparoma
      @paulparoma 5 років тому +2

      That's because you are a bunch of inbred morons (plus a few Ahmeds) up there. Nice.

    • @noneofyourbusiness9489
      @noneofyourbusiness9489 5 років тому +2

      Poland is Not Yet Lost is pretty damn good. How many other countries created their national anthem while shooting people for Napoleon while their own country didn't exist?

    • @paulparoma
      @paulparoma 5 років тому

      @@noneofyourbusiness9489 And how many other countries view themselves as heroes and victims only while committing crimes against humanity?

  • @lukeday242
    @lukeday242 Рік тому +5

    Al murray is brilliant, such a sarcastically witty, well delivered act. Hes an incredibly intelligent man who performs the "pub landlord" act so well. Cocky and arrogant yet funny and jokes. Well done sir.

  • @minitrundle
    @minitrundle 13 років тому +99

    ''Thats why we dont have earthquakes in this country, you dont shit on your own door step, do'ya!''
    ''You've got a tornado in Birmingham, but thats to keep them on their fucking toes but there ya go!''
    Haha this made me laugh for ages!

  • @millertas
    @millertas 7 років тому +17

    Australia's 'National Anthem' was "God Save The Queen" when I was young and wasn't changed until R Hawke (the then PM) changed it to "Advance Australia Fair" in 1984 (this tune being the tune voted on in 1977 as the tune to play as the 'National Song'). I voted for 'Waltzing Matilda' as nothing says more about Australia than a yarn about a sheep rustler that commits suicide rather than being caught.

  • @prab231
    @prab231 7 років тому +60

    I love British comedy, glad to be a Brit :)

  • @bigg799
    @bigg799 7 років тому +33

    If you can't laugh at yourself then you're in trouble. We don't get offended by taking the the piss out of ourselves, and hope that is reciprocated. It's harmless sarcasm, and Al Murray is the best at it . Very clever man!

  • @bigzeeuk
    @bigzeeuk 14 років тому +30

    The relationship between Australia and the UK is just like constant pub style banter! love it

  • @leonidasaa
    @leonidasaa 17 років тому +18

    Al Murray is such a legend. Love this character. The stereotypical English drunk but so funny with it.

  • @alt0799
    @alt0799 11 років тому +90

    You do know that this isn't actually him? The pub landlord is an act. Sort of like an alter ego.
    He's actually a very sensible and polite human being.

    • @BadWebDiver
      @BadWebDiver 5 років тому +5

      Most of us could tell the satirical edge in his humour; playing off the British yobbo..

    • @zargonthemagnificent330
      @zargonthemagnificent330 4 роки тому +1

      (rolls eyes) Well thanks ever so much for helpfully pointing that out. You must think that everyone else here is as thick as pigshit.

    • @zargonthemagnificent330
      @zargonthemagnificent330 4 роки тому

      @@allsoover You speak the truth.

    • @brianlopez8855
      @brianlopez8855 3 роки тому +1

      MA in History from Oxford University. Its one huge act and terrific live.

    • @WilliamSmith-mx6ze
      @WilliamSmith-mx6ze Рік тому

      ​​@@brianlopez8855Psst... Oxford sells its MAs. £20 a pop. No actual work required.

  • @79uhakaoT
    @79uhakaoT 9 років тому +141

    People need to understand that all humour no matter what country is......humour, some people get it. Some people don't. British humour consists of mockery and such. So does new Zealand's, even though he did mock my national anthem, I didn't feel at all offended because it's a comedic act. He doesn't stand up there to make people feel offended. He stands up there to help people laugh. It's unfortunate that some people take it personally. He wouldn't be allowed up on stage if he was an actual racist.

    • @krauterbaron360
      @krauterbaron360 8 років тому +3

      i just waited for the country where i live germany but he forgot germany;) maybe cause the nathem is really boring^^ i love his voice actin when he make jokes about the usa:). for me jokes should connect people from nations,

    • @arridexerandco
      @arridexerandco 8 років тому +1

      Same with Australia and most commonwealth countries

    • @corwinbroekhuizen3619
      @corwinbroekhuizen3619 6 років тому

      Although the same line from the English national anthem "God save the Queen" that he build up so much he used against NZ "God defend New Zealand" basicly making the same joke from completly opposite sides

    • @learningagain4094
      @learningagain4094 5 років тому +2

      Racist? Am I missing something here because I haven't heard him say a single racist remark...

    • @learningagain4094
      @learningagain4094 5 років тому

      @DrTheKay No it's just he said that Murray wouldn't be allowed up on stage if he was an actual racist, so I assumed Al Murray has said some possible racist remarks at some point because otherwise the OP wouldn't have the need to put it in his comment in the first place.

  • @kinjite6858
    @kinjite6858 4 роки тому +24

    I'm an Aussie, he's a genius, love his observations.

  • @jabrown
    @jabrown 9 років тому +259

    He repeats jokes a lot. But his jokes are very funny, so I won't hold it against him.
    I want to see more comedians joke about national anthems!!

    • @paulj6662
      @paulj6662 8 років тому +15

      Some jokes; beautiful British name ! work on repetiton, but he mostly doesnt repeat many of his jokes, he doesnt need to, his genius is: this stuff is endless.

    • @TheMarineGamerIGGHQ
      @TheMarineGamerIGGHQ 7 років тому +8

      Any comedian usualy does so all audiences can have a go

    • @tazzerdevil98
      @tazzerdevil98 7 років тому +2

      well half of his act is speaking to the audience and finding humour from them so some stuff will repeat and then jokes written for the show most are new as it depends on the current state of the uk but some will repeat as it hasn't changed.

    • @collymonster
      @collymonster 6 років тому

      Bill Bailey remixed the British national anthem. It was a thing of beauty

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader 6 років тому

      Just watch CNN. Those fuckers get a laugh outta pissing on our anthem.

  • @1993Crag
    @1993Crag 7 років тому +20

    I always thought it was; Australians all let us ring Joice for she is young and free...

  • @drewan79
    @drewan79 8 років тому +101

    the theme for usa was a 18th century drinking song for a club and popular theme in the uk and america clubs.

    • @TheMarineGamerIGGHQ
      @TheMarineGamerIGGHQ 7 років тому +9

      The rhythm of it was, not the lyrical parts so

    • @Khajitxi
      @Khajitxi 7 років тому +2

      TheMarineGamer IGGHQ The lyrical portion was about how dare these black people try and fight so that they aren't enslaved. Let's go laugh at how we're bombing the shit out of em and making them bleed to death all over the place. The star spangled banner really is just a nasty song.

    • @carpetbomb8986
      @carpetbomb8986 6 років тому +16

      Khajitxi what the fuck are you talking about?

    • @andydavis3075
      @andydavis3075 6 років тому +4

      Khajitxi
      WRONG!!

    • @stevenpayne8617
      @stevenpayne8617 6 років тому +4

      The tune to the American national anthem was a London drinking and whoring song called ‘To Anacreon in Heaven’, it’s about getting drunk and grabbing p*ssy.

  • @upwardgaming9311
    @upwardgaming9311 7 років тому +7

    "No mention of the people that sent you there and set you free" fucking brilliant XD

  • @janhommen
    @janhommen 6 років тому +15

    80% comments complaining about people geting ofended 20% comments about the video, still looking for the people geting ofended

  • @pogodanderfluff9390
    @pogodanderfluff9390 7 років тому +53

    British humour, is best humour. All you'll have to do is read the foreigners that got triggered by, an Englishman, taking the piss out of other Englishmen. It's so subtle, that it flew right over your triggered heads....

    • @boahnation9932
      @boahnation9932 5 років тому +3

      I've actually come to the comments to try and find the comments you speak of... I wanted to see triggeredness! But I really can't find any...

    • @anoldsmellyunusedaccount
      @anoldsmellyunusedaccount 4 роки тому

      @@boahnation9932 It's almost like they make it up ennit

  • @sob99393
    @sob99393 7 років тому +12

    I need more British comedy in my life

  • @vastcarter
    @vastcarter 2 роки тому +3

    Well uh someone was off their game on that particular day now they got a new national anthem

  • @bigfatpandalaktana2747
    @bigfatpandalaktana2747 6 років тому +31

    *with all due respect*

  • @MyScubasteve
    @MyScubasteve 9 років тому +7

    Star spangled banner is a British melody that some American(Francis Key) nicked/used as his backing to his poem. Apparently he was watching the Brits attacking/fighting the Yanks at the time. I guess he must have thought the tune was alright though. Its a bit like us the Brits stealing the German entry to the Eurovision contest during the battle of britain. I am quite sure we would NOTdo that so why did the Yanks?

    • @CoolioXXX52
      @CoolioXXX52 9 років тому

      Poem writing before

    • @MyScubasteve
      @MyScubasteve 9 років тому

      Poem writing 1814. Anacreontic Song written 1773 as done so by the anacreontic society. Marsh says 1773, Stevens says 1777. The USA took it as an anthem in 1931 but it had been played by the US Navy since 1880 ish.

  • @garrymackenzie309
    @garrymackenzie309 5 років тому +5

    Lol, we must keep taking the piss out of each other.
    That’s not to say we disrespect one another; it’s simply harmless fun which actually builds bonds.😉👍

  • @mattevo13aus
    @mattevo13aus 7 років тому +42

    On behalf of all Australians
    "Our HOME is girt by sea"

    • @quantamioshowler8390
      @quantamioshowler8390 5 років тому +1

      Matt Evans well, isn’t everyone living on LAND that is girt by sea? X'D I’m still waiting for people to emerge from the water, claiming they’ve lived there their entire life.

    • @BUSHCRAPPING
      @BUSHCRAPPING 5 років тому +1

      @@quantamioshowler8390 not really because only people who live on countries that contain the whole of an an island are gert by sea

    • @NahedElrayes
      @NahedElrayes 5 років тому +1

      yeah lol that part was dumb

    • @BeltandBraces
      @BeltandBraces 5 років тому +1

      @@quantamioshowler8390 the swiss are landlocked?Andorra,Austria, Afghanistan etc.

    • @robertkopp873
      @robertkopp873 5 років тому

      Micheál Glas And ... Lesotho.

  • @JoshJuice92
    @JoshJuice92 11 років тому +44

    In the defense of the Australian nation anthem, the vast majority of countries in world don't border the ocean.

    • @ACMaster360
      @ACMaster360 6 років тому +5

      JoshJuice92 I’m fucking late replying to this, but then the lyrics should really be then “Our Nation girt by sea”

    • @TheLuismaBeaTle
      @TheLuismaBeaTle 6 років тому +10

      There's only 48 landlocked countries tho

    • @TheLuismaBeaTle
      @TheLuismaBeaTle 6 років тому +6

      So the vast majority do border the ocean (sorry 4 the late answer)

    • @jackthepakirakki3334
      @jackthepakirakki3334 6 років тому

      hey Josh ,, I agree that most countries don't boarder any water ... that's why they don't have stupid lines in their anthems .. talk about stating the fucking obvious ..

    • @SparkyWesthead
      @SparkyWesthead 6 років тому +1

      He actually said land is girt by sea. So with the likes of Austria which is part of the European continent, that is surrounded by sea. It doesn't have to be landlocked to qualify for being surrounded by sea. Because it is all one big piece of land which is surrounded by sea

  • @TheNathanMac
    @TheNathanMac 2 роки тому +1

    Blown away by his depth of study into his sketches.

  • @felixking6634
    @felixking6634 5 років тому +4

    Loved him on Mock the Week as the voice of the silent majority

  • @e3hammer
    @e3hammer 15 років тому

    Fantastic genius comedy. New slant and is one of the best out there.

  • @boahnation9932
    @boahnation9932 5 років тому +3

    I do love the Welsh national anthem, it sounds beautiful :)

  • @sculli722
    @sculli722 11 років тому +1

    Can't believe I used to dislike Al Murray, what a brilliant comedian he is!

  • @AndyF1996
    @AndyF1996 13 років тому +9

    I see your god save the queen, and raise you "the Flower Of Scotland"

    • @cigh7445
      @cigh7445 5 років тому +2

      A fine British song.

  • @NZGameReviewer
    @NZGameReviewer 13 років тому +10

    i'm a kiwi and found this hilarious

    • @motokid1492
      @motokid1492 3 роки тому

      This comment was made 10 years ago. Congrats

    • @sit-insforsithis1568
      @sit-insforsithis1568 Рік тому

      @@motokid1492 this comment was made 1 year ago, congrats

  • @92Roar
    @92Roar 7 років тому +22

    I think most us kiwis can do the Te-reo component of the anthem pretty easy when you grow up with it!
    As for the airforce thing... let's be real we weren't using it XD

    • @allanmacbadger5692
      @allanmacbadger5692 5 років тому +1

      I hope most people from what I will can call the commonwealth countries understand sarcasm and irony and we all seem to be happy doing it to each other because we understand the intrinsic nuances that bind us together rather than keep us apart, and please don't jump at me for using the word commonwealth, I can't think of any other accumulative word to use.

  • @Zakariay
    @Zakariay 18 років тому +7

    Al murray is the legend of fun!!
    cheers m8 for this video!!

  • @KramerPacer83
    @KramerPacer83 12 років тому +3

    That guy Kevin in the audience is brilliant at the end! XD

  • @mznuttall
    @mznuttall 17 років тому +1

    I am American and I think this guy's brilliant,

  • @kalebbruwer
    @kalebbruwer 5 років тому +5

    "So what language is the South African anthem?"
    "Yes"

  • @grumpyboomer61
    @grumpyboomer61 6 років тому +2

    When this guy gets rolling, he's a force to be reckoned with. 🤣

  • @10urquhart
    @10urquhart 14 років тому +6

    As my granny always said the english will laugh at anything

  • @billturner3596
    @billturner3596 4 роки тому +3

    As an Aussie I am not offended, we understand humour (most of us)

  • @molecule_x920
    @molecule_x920 7 років тому +18

    he is right about the national anthem of New Zealand as whenever I sing it woth my friends we just replace the maori parts with gibberish and jokes about New Zealand

    • @legojenn
      @legojenn 7 років тому +5

      Why does New Zealand need an anthem? Do other Australian states have anthems too?

    • @legojenn
      @legojenn 7 років тому

      Why does New Zealand need an anthem? Do other Australian states have anthems too?

    • @kyrla
      @kyrla 6 років тому +1

      Jenn D i.ytimg.com/vi/ns12EI0vDpg/hqdefault.jpg

    • @nord1486
      @nord1486 5 років тому

      @@legojenn are you serious?

    • @cigh7445
      @cigh7445 5 років тому

      The Irish do the same with their entire national anthem except for the three last words that they all know.
      And I was told by a native Irish speaker from a 'Gaeltacht' that those who do know the words aren't pronouncing half of them right at all because schools don't teach the correct sounds for the language!

  • @markgable101
    @markgable101 9 років тому +1

    Listen to "God save the Queen" as sung by the Military wives choir for proms night.. UA-cam..
    Most amazing version I've ever heard.
    God save the Queen.

  • @BadWebDiver
    @BadWebDiver 5 років тому +3

    As an Aussie, this is fricken' hilarious! :DDDD

  • @SiliconBong
    @SiliconBong 13 років тому +1

    I'm New Zealand and i'm having a chuckle as well, 716italiandude1. Have a nice day :)

  • @footballntha8437
    @footballntha8437 7 років тому +10

    Does everyone know that this is a character and not what Al Murray actually thinks and is like?

    • @oWarCloudo
      @oWarCloudo 5 років тому

      Does it really matter?

  • @waspisis
    @waspisis 13 років тому +2

    I am an American and i love this

    • @hevin_kart
      @hevin_kart 4 роки тому

      Careful everyone, HES a hero

  • @billurwin
    @billurwin 10 років тому +121

    Why do people with no sense of humour watch comedy clips?

    • @dokirb
      @dokirb 10 років тому +18

      So they can comment on how 'offensive' or 'rude' or 'incorrect' the satire is. It must make them feel superior. At least I hope that's how it makes them feel, because it makes them sound like fecless twats that need to get a life, or at the very least a personality.....

    • @danielthompson6207
      @danielthompson6207 7 років тому +2

      dokirb Yep, it's called virtue signalling and is one of the SJW crowd's favorite types of ammunition.

    • @oscarwildeghost
      @oscarwildeghost 5 років тому

      Because we're waiting for the comedy and not some guy rehashing other peoples jokes. The "girt by see" joke has been done to death by way better comics.

    • @jamiegray6931
      @jamiegray6931 5 років тому +4

      @@oscarwildeghost Found one.

    • @swine13
      @swine13 5 років тому

      @@dokirb yeah see this comment is totally viable. Its not hateful or aggressive or anything. Totally makes sense that my posts are deleted all the time but this gets 5 years of air time

  • @unfriendlyface3647
    @unfriendlyface3647 7 років тому +2

    I laughed when he started mocking the American anthem. I'm American too.

  • @stanklepoot
    @stanklepoot 6 років тому +5

    I don't mind him completely missing the point of the American anthem. It was part of the bit. The only part that disappointed me was that there was so much room for comedy with a more accurate interpretation. I mean, the whole point of the anthem is basically, "Suck it English navy. You didn't manage to get the job done, did you?" I was kind of expecting a joke about how ungrateful we were after the British went through all the trouble and expense to keep things lit up so that we could admire that flag we were so obsessed with.

    • @jammo6645
      @jammo6645 5 років тому

      The American anthem is a modified version of the British song "Anacreon in Heaven".

    • @andyw9255
      @andyw9255 5 років тому +1

      He's playing a role of a xenophobic, alcoholic pub landlord. These are not his actual views. He's not doing a TED Talk analysing the historical context of national anthems. It's stand-up comedy.

  • @MBnine
    @MBnine 16 років тому

    Al Murray is one of the best comedian ever
    pilch

  • @freakboy9729
    @freakboy9729 7 років тому +4

    I love al murray

  • @KLee27533
    @KLee27533 11 років тому +1

    yes im very aware where the LYRICS are from thats why i said that in my comment you just reiterated what i already said, i have never once met an American who was born and raised American who would go out, drink, and sing songs like the british, australian, irish, etc. earlier in the country's history there were drinking songs but as people came from all over the world, no one knew the same ones that had been used in their old country for years. so the tradition of drinking songs mostly ceased

  • @Lolfire
    @Lolfire 11 років тому +4

    No.
    He's a comedian. From the second he steps on the stage to the second he leaves the stage everything in between is a joke.

  • @supahoopsa001
    @supahoopsa001 16 років тому

    he studied history at oxford university as well, i always knew he was not only hilarious, but such a witty and intelligeant bloke, and quite frankly i'd have him for prime minister cos he makes me proud to be english

  • @Competitive_Antagonist
    @Competitive_Antagonist 7 років тому +3

    1:39
    But their land is surrounded by sea. It's not like this is true for all nations. Austria is actually surrounded by other lands.

    • @davebuchan81
      @davebuchan81 6 років тому

      Please explain how some of his other jokes are not factually accurate. I only like it when it is entirely logical...

  • @otterfan65
    @otterfan65 5 років тому +1

    fucking hell, british humour is honestly 11/10

  • @hebl47
    @hebl47 8 років тому +8

    Italian anthem - now there's an (silly) anthem that fits perfectly to the people.

    • @Jolandatommy
      @Jolandatommy 7 років тому +1

      Silly people who gave more culture to all the rest of u ungreatfull pricks than all the Others euro cultures combined. If u took the time to read it all, you would realise how it fits perfectly with the past present and future of Italy and how rich and not pompus it is! Wait kid, were u playing with lego and planes ? sorry sweety thought I was speaking with a grown up.

    • @CyberGhost14
      @CyberGhost14 6 років тому

      Jolandatommy who pissed in your cornflakes 😂😂😂😂

    • @yodaadoy2863
      @yodaadoy2863 6 років тому

      Jolandatommy r/iamverysmart

  • @Falcrist
    @Falcrist 13 років тому +1

    I prefer yankee doodle, which was written by an Englishman to call American men gay (go read the lyrics). We then promptly began using it as our marching song, thus creating the first game of "gay chicken" in recorded history. The Americans won.
    Or how about "My Country, 'Tis of Thee" where the Americans stole the British national anthem and used it to sing about how great America is. It was even used as a national anthem until they found something that didn't sound like a funeral march.

  • @idcraw
    @idcraw 14 років тому +2

    Al when ever I need a Laugh I know where to look mate.

  • @mikesomerset6338
    @mikesomerset6338 3 роки тому +1

    Please, please, please can Al Murray be our Ambassador to the UN.

  • @LJY08
    @LJY08 9 років тому +6

    To all the comedians out there who claim to make jokes at the expense of others (under the guise of 'taking the piss'), and then get shitty when people call them on it...THIS IS HOW YOU TAKE THE PISS APPROPRIATELY!".
    This is how you make jokes about others without prejudice, anger or hatred.

  • @hughwhitla7930
    @hughwhitla7930 6 років тому

    Love Al Murray's National Anthems

  • @Survivethejive
    @Survivethejive 17 років тому +2

    he's like harry hill meets john cleese

    • @dabtican4953
      @dabtican4953 4 роки тому

      Didn't know ur channel was this ild

  • @lumpheadthump
    @lumpheadthump 11 років тому +2

    This guy is hilarious!! I'd pay to see his act here in the states. Although, a brit calling anyone a "poof" is the height of irony :)

    • @thomasbilney1628
      @thomasbilney1628 5 років тому

      5 years on, u made this brit howl with laughter when reading this comment- ty

  • @andrewgood4230
    @andrewgood4230 7 років тому +23

    This fellow mocked my national anthem!
    Am I offended? not in he slightest, we all hate it, and more than that he didn't call it out for what it actually is ; a dirge, a Victorian funeral march.

    • @leiwolf27
      @leiwolf27 6 років тому +1

      I think he was mocking every national anthem

  • @OoHAUNT3RZoO
    @OoHAUNT3RZoO 4 роки тому

    Give that beautiful singer a beer 🍺 👏

  • @hmmm9658
    @hmmm9658 6 років тому +4

    I really like the Russian anthem

    • @BadWebDiver
      @BadWebDiver 5 років тому

      As an Aussie, me too. It's a very lovely tune...

  • @Amadeus-ms9lt
    @Amadeus-ms9lt 5 років тому +1

    Ed Byrne had a good one about the Australian anthem. He joked that 'Advance Australia Fair'; fair is one up from poor.

  • @skilladunge
    @skilladunge 15 років тому +3

    Id rather live and work in Brit then Switz :)

  • @cheeky998
    @cheeky998 17 років тому

    I'm Irish and I can tell that this is comedy. Lighten up mate.

  • @Atristiel
    @Atristiel 7 років тому +8

    Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh,
    Spotila naveki velikaya Rus!
    Da zsravstvuyet sozdanny volley narodov,
    Yodiny, moguchy Sovetsky soyuz!

    • @zeldagamer7477
      @zeldagamer7477 7 років тому

      Slavsia, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoe,
      Druzhby narodov nadiozhnyj oplot!
      Partiia Lenina - sila narodnaia
      Nas k torzhestvu kommunizma vediot!

    • @MajesticDemonLord
      @MajesticDemonLord 6 років тому

      The only reason I know what that is, is due to the Hunt for Red October...

  • @deanflood125
    @deanflood125 4 роки тому +2

    Notice how he didnt bring up the Irish national anthem. That's cause it's perfect. God Save Mickey D

  • @vargheseabraham9913
    @vargheseabraham9913 9 років тому +5

    u need to be knowlegable to understand his jokes

    • @pauldavies5485
      @pauldavies5485 8 років тому +6

      +Varghese Abraham Rules the fucking Americans out then

    • @swine13
      @swine13 5 років тому

      @@pauldavies5485 oh look another perfectly friendly and harmonic comment thats been visible for 3 years but i cant get 30sec runtime on half my posts

  • @thirdiecaduyac1579
    @thirdiecaduyac1579 4 роки тому +2

    "our land is made out of land"
    Hmm yes the floor is made out of floor.

  • @peterfournier6805
    @peterfournier6805 8 років тому +4

    translate on 0:39 for me please, thanks!

    • @simoncarroll643
      @simoncarroll643 8 років тому +3

      You people are falling short of the (fucking not said out loud) mark

  • @swordsmith54
    @swordsmith54 13 років тому +2

    The American anthem bit had me laughing hard.
    This might explain why we throw such a fit whenever someone "defames" our flag.

    • @dcmastermindfirst9418
      @dcmastermindfirst9418 Рік тому

      Meh you yanks are an experiment that got way out of hand.
      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joshtaylor3141
    @joshtaylor3141 5 років тому +3

    America land of the puffs 🤣

  • @philbateman1989
    @philbateman1989 11 років тому

    On the contrary, My Country Tis of Thee is a reworking of the British national anthem for an American audience, having actually served as the American national anthem until 1931. In fact, the American national anthem is a reworking of a British drinking song, being a poem set to the original British song. Look it up The Anacreontic Song, or To Anacreon Heaven.

  • @abbiescott916
    @abbiescott916 8 років тому +19

    naw flower a Scotland's the best mate

  • @TheSpiderfly
    @TheSpiderfly 12 років тому

    It's actually "our home is girt by sea." As opposed to many other countries which have land borders. So it does make sense.

  • @Goedgoed25
    @Goedgoed25 6 років тому +11

    Here come triggered yanks...

  • @philbateman1989
    @philbateman1989 11 років тому +1

    Incorrect. The LYRICS are taken from a poem by Francis Scott Key, the TUNE is taken from The Anacreontic Song, a British drinking song. As fir America not using drinking songs, apparently you've never been drinking in America lol

  • @brianciocca6078
    @brianciocca6078 9 років тому +2

    Eddie Izzard"s but about national anthems was way better.

  • @dirtyharygary
    @dirtyharygary 2 роки тому +1

    Must be having a day off, he dropped the ball

  • @LJY08
    @LJY08 9 років тому +8

    "God defend New Zealand"? Seriously? I'm sorry but please give me the Maori part it's got to be more relevant LOL!
    Oh, I'm an Aussie for all those NZers who want to tell me how dumb I am LOL!
    Taking the piss BTW...Yeah? Yeah?

    • @stensoft
      @stensoft 9 років тому +1

      LJY08 Maori version is about defending Aotearoa which is (at least originally) only the North Island

    • @LJY08
      @LJY08 9 років тому

      Jan Sten Adámek I understand that the North Island is the home of Maoridom not the South, yes?

    • @stensoft
      @stensoft 9 років тому

      LJY08 Maori settled both islands around the same time. But the most powerful settlements were indeed on the North Island, and also European colonization started from the north and most resistance (including New Zealand Wars) was on the North Island as well.

    • @LJY08
      @LJY08 9 років тому

      Jan Sten Adámek Visited a couple of years ago...very interesting.

    • @jabrown
      @jabrown 9 років тому

      +LJY08 It's pretty much the same thing, asking God to defend the country, but a bit more gentle and poetic. It doesn't have strife and war in it.

  • @PshhDean
    @PshhDean 11 років тому

    not to mention that the melody used for 'my country tis of thee' is borrowed from the UK national anthem.

  • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
    @GenericUsername-qp1ww 7 років тому +4

    I don't know whether to laugh or cry at all the moronic yank's in the comment section who don't understand sarcasm/British humor. Then again America is the country that's getting flooded by horde's of SJW's, Muslim's who want Sharia Law, feminazi's and BLM (srsly America how the hell did you let it get THAT out of control?)
    there r plenty of other countries who understand this is sarcasm and thus don't take it so seriously so why the flying fuck can't you?
    srsly looking through the comments there r a lot of other countries actually using their brain's and detecting sarcasm and yet the American comments of "HOW DARE HE MOCK MY COUNTRY?!?!?!?!? OUR COUNTRY IS PERFECT IN EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE WAY AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT!!!"
    Makes it easy to see why America is the easiest country to joke about huh?

  • @skedtm
    @skedtm 15 років тому

    hehe i got a reply from matty09magic which brings me back here to see theboss still banging on about england. what a cheerfull fellow, lay off the stella lmao!

  • @TheRCove
    @TheRCove 11 років тому +7

    Al Murray is hilarious but God Save the Queen is the most boring tune in history.

  • @turbotroll8605
    @turbotroll8605 3 роки тому

    Our HOME is girt by sea. Our LAND abounds in nature's gifts of beauty rich and rare. Aussies would know this