Al Murray - Every parent must watch this!

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  • @GodConsciousness
    @GodConsciousness 8 років тому +293

    An absolute comedy legend, Al Murray! Very smart comedy! Love and respect!

  • @johnpirie3800
    @johnpirie3800 Рік тому +12

    Such a clever, clever man. As a comedian, he is hilarious. Timing is wonderful.
    Check out his tour of Germany, where he visits the entire country, discussing its rights and wrongs. Mans a genius.

  • @expressoevangelism80
    @expressoevangelism80 3 роки тому +10

    I like his logic. It is just so straight forward, it sort of makes sense, as long as we don’t take him seriously.

  • @charlesacaranci9039
    @charlesacaranci9039 Місяць тому +3

    As an American i think this guy is Great !!!!

  • @sgtg4600
    @sgtg4600 8 років тому +698

    This man should be Prime Minister........

  • @gQuaresma07
    @gQuaresma07 8 років тому +151

    "that will show the Chinese that we are back in fucking business!"
    Brilliant!!!

  • @niknoks7638
    @niknoks7638 3 роки тому +19

    Timeless and destined to be a classic 🤣👏

  • @nicolaiby1846
    @nicolaiby1846 5 років тому +97

    That's likely the most English person ever. He is fucking priceless.

    • @chinablues3415
      @chinablues3415 2 роки тому +2

      His name is Alastair James Hay Murray. He was born in England, but is of Scottish heritage.
      His Pub Landlord character is a satirical sketch mocking the narrow-minded Brexiteer types; he is definitely not one of them, yet they're too ridiculous to realise.

    • @pusb_87english63
      @pusb_87english63 Рік тому +6

      Imagine calling everyone who voted for brexit narrow minded, most of the country I may add.
      You lost deal with it you plank.

  • @kou4997
    @kou4997 4 роки тому +58

    2:46
    "and that will show the chinese the we're back in business"
    and im here a chinese man laughing my ass out XD

  • @markkelly940
    @markkelly940 8 років тому +76

    You are a legend Al Murray! Very funny guy, great job man!

  • @stephenbailey6709
    @stephenbailey6709 2 роки тому +15

    A total legend. Genius 😂

  •  6 років тому +45

    Took me 5 minutes to work it out but Murray is as sharp as a razor

  • @susstudio
    @susstudio 7 років тому +368

    "And don't listen to Jamie Oliver either... he's a TWAT!" Howling! 😂

    • @petelattimer6808
      @petelattimer6808 4 роки тому +3

      so true!

    • @stewartnicol3028
      @stewartnicol3028 4 роки тому +4

      So typical of English society....they are sitting listening to a genius comedian, who is playing a fictional character....and they are agreeing with his fictional portrayal of a classic English bigot. They even cheer for his fictional put down of Jamie Oliver, a man who genuinely tried to make a difference to children's diet. Sheep, led by Goats.

    • @forestdad
      @forestdad 3 роки тому +10

      @@stewartnicol3028 no really snowflake, they just think Jamie Oliver is a twat, and he is.

    • @zakr1187
      @zakr1187 3 роки тому +1

      @@stewartnicol3028 k

    • @Mossyz.
      @Mossyz. 3 роки тому

      @@stewartnicol3028 Do you even know who Jamie Oliver is ? ..He fcked up the whole way people think about children taking sugar based food to schools.....because of that arsehole kids are not able to drink soft drinks in school ..if they are caught the parents are fined.!!

  • @franceleeparis37
    @franceleeparis37 4 роки тому +60

    Al Murray, the Monty Python team and most British comedians show exactly what higher education can do... distill social issues to a level that can be understood by all.. without actually offending anyone or using violence.. everyone should aspire to become a comedian by going to university (the real ones, not those that just changed their names)

    • @leevikv
      @leevikv 4 роки тому +4

      Dont forget rowan atkinson

    • @bucko2801
      @bucko2801 2 роки тому +4

      i think that's the last place comedians nowadays would want to go , for fear of offending some left wing, woke , " i know better than you " student union leader!

    • @mcspeedypantsjr5713
      @mcspeedypantsjr5713 2 роки тому +2

      Bollocks

    • @kingdomhearts743
      @kingdomhearts743 2 роки тому +1

      Could not agree more..

    • @johncarroll772
      @johncarroll772 Рік тому +3

      Billy Connolly didn't need university

  • @georgeholbrook1886
    @georgeholbrook1886 2 роки тому +5

    Oh jeez I need that conversation with my 9 year old baby girl!

  • @michaelsnow4735
    @michaelsnow4735 3 роки тому +2

    Once again absolutely first class

  • @AgustePerry
    @AgustePerry Рік тому +4

    Your a legend! Best comedian ever. I laugh everytime

  • @themayorofdipshittery3646
    @themayorofdipshittery3646 3 роки тому +5

    Many true words spoken in jest 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @cogidubnus1953
    @cogidubnus1953 8 років тому +45

    Quite rightly a legend in his own lunchtime...very, very clever guy indeed...

  • @kencook7580
    @kencook7580 4 місяці тому +1

    Epitomises the sad reality that we now find ourselves in.

  • @karlosthevulturemischeski5583
    @karlosthevulturemischeski5583 4 роки тому +11

    Made my night listening to this,so fucking correct!!

  • @kacywatson6314
    @kacywatson6314 6 років тому +9

    Al Murray for prime Minister of Great Britain 🇬🇧

  • @jamiegoddard693
    @jamiegoddard693 7 років тому +13

    Al is class a legend

  • @manuellopez1956
    @manuellopez1956 8 років тому +45

    Fucking brilliant. The last joke is a type known as "a shaggy dog story"

  • @jwrobin21
    @jwrobin21 5 років тому +10

    Kids raising Kids raising Kids.

  • @rushiljohar4206
    @rushiljohar4206 6 років тому +28

    Holy shit who is he! He's intense. He's great

  • @ethanashin7019
    @ethanashin7019 6 років тому +19

    I’m 13 and I can get behind this

    • @roystoddard7135
      @roystoddard7135 4 роки тому

      Ethan Ashin I know you are probably 15 now and I’m 70 but I’ve got something to tell you treacle and that is lol lol lol, and do you think the same way now.

    • @leevikv
      @leevikv 4 роки тому

      @@roystoddard7135 lol lol lol

    • @zakr1187
      @zakr1187 3 роки тому

      @@roystoddard7135 k

  • @mrchocolatetoast1355
    @mrchocolatetoast1355 2 роки тому +6

    I dont think I got asked what I wanted for tea until I was about 17

  • @michaelshaughnessy4435
    @michaelshaughnessy4435 7 років тому +38

    Yeah every parent needs to do that then we can wave goodbye to the X Factor.

  • @dickvarga6908
    @dickvarga6908 8 років тому +154

    and rebuild Hadrian's wall - taller!

    • @kills26
      @kills26 8 років тому +11

      +Dick Varga That was a good wall, I will help.

    • @masterblob7196
      @masterblob7196 7 років тому +11

      yep to keep the english out

    • @momentsintime341
      @momentsintime341 6 років тому +4

      master blob north of the wall is England.

    • @METALFREAK03
      @METALFREAK03 5 років тому +6

      @zondaintheair we actually mostly go around now fixing the polish builder's work as they cut corners.

    • @geoffmassingham785
      @geoffmassingham785 3 роки тому +2

      I think Jimmy Krankie Sturgeon has started to!

  • @michaelkemp6857
    @michaelkemp6857 Рік тому +1

    All hail the Al!!

  • @lukemandalore7690
    @lukemandalore7690 4 роки тому +15

    I'm 14 and I agree with every goddamn word of this especially the underpants also Sgt G exactly what I was thinking

    • @ryanbrimson8238
      @ryanbrimson8238 3 роки тому +2

      Same I’m 14 too this mans a genius to be able to mix humour with actual meaningful facts and issues

  • @JudgeBluey
    @JudgeBluey 4 роки тому +14

    Before I became a parent, a grandparent, and now a Great Grandparent, I had at least 12 years of practice with children (my younger siblings) because my Mum & Dad worked six days a week.
    I look back at those times, and agree with Al Murray that PARENTS should NOT become parents, without many tests and exams.
    Let's just see who REALLY wants kids, hmmmmm?

    • @leevikv
      @leevikv 4 роки тому

      Japanangka is a weird name. Honestly i cant get over it its hilarious.

    • @leostarr4293
      @leostarr4293 Рік тому

      What they doing having kids if they work six day weeks and leave their kids with their other kid? Ridiculous behaviour.

  • @RalphBrooker-gn9iv
    @RalphBrooker-gn9iv 4 місяці тому +3

    Do you turn him in or keep the flat screen.
    😂😂😂 Genius.

  • @Joisey11
    @Joisey11 Рік тому +4

    His act is probably based on all the pub rants he’s heard.

  • @rushiljohar4206
    @rushiljohar4206 6 років тому +30

    That will show the Chinese!!!! HAAHAHHAHA

  • @yordygarcia1242
    @yordygarcia1242 3 роки тому +1

    Gordon would absolutely love Al.

  • @jauntycube6875
    @jauntycube6875 6 років тому +10

    Bring it on Murray I already do hard work I ain't building no pyramid

  • @Obimacwen
    @Obimacwen 9 років тому +90

    That's right more money hahahhah

  • @scwagcom
    @scwagcom 6 років тому +4

    Great drummer as well

  • @MichaelJones-nn7my
    @MichaelJones-nn7my 3 роки тому +8

    Hilarious but also very true

  • @RaysTrack
    @RaysTrack 4 роки тому +5

    Such an intelligent guy. This alter ego as King Gammon is nothing like the real guy.

  • @kevinstreet5709
    @kevinstreet5709 4 роки тому +5

    Genius

  • @coventrypressureclean280
    @coventrypressureclean280 8 років тому +57

    Council estate meaning for dad is drink and drugs

  • @Sfm892
    @Sfm892 6 років тому

    Im a teenager and i work hard for everything i mean i know he doesn’t mean everyone but i know quite a few kids/teenagers who work hard but he does have appoint most people don’t work hard

    • @Stubchain
      @Stubchain  6 років тому +2

      It's a comedy routine Prim, plain and simple, not to be taken literally.

  • @geoffringham1051
    @geoffringham1051 5 років тому +5

    BRILLIANT 👍 😃😃😃😃😃

  • @donaldcrawford3596
    @donaldcrawford3596 3 роки тому +2

    According to many he is very cultured when his CV is checked.

  • @maxbacon4828
    @maxbacon4828 4 роки тому +2

    Many a true word ..........!

  • @jakkuwolfinsomnia8058
    @jakkuwolfinsomnia8058 10 місяців тому

    “And that’ll show the Chinese were back in f**kin’ business!”
    😂😂😂

  • @jota3732
    @jota3732 3 роки тому +7

    Love the pub land lord , but it’s only an act , Al Murray is as left as you can get , funny guy .

  • @modernviking7355
    @modernviking7355 4 роки тому +13

    ...and thatll show the chinese were back in business" lmao

  • @tomjenkins8151
    @tomjenkins8151 6 років тому +16

    I feel like Al Murray would have got on well with George Carlin...

    • @mercydoll2849
      @mercydoll2849 6 років тому

      Quasi Mofo wrong Comedian.. George Carlin was too thoughtful and introspective compared to this guy I think you mean somebody more along the lines of Dice Clay or Sam Kinison...

  • @rushiljohar4206
    @rushiljohar4206 6 років тому +9

    As Miserable as rest of us!!!!

  • @lesmoor001
    @lesmoor001 3 роки тому +4

    hes total different in real life

  • @xG_MANx
    @xG_MANx 3 роки тому +7

    Pure legend!
    Funny but true facts.
    And remember PC WOKE people…it’s just a joke.😎

  • @leighrichards9111
    @leighrichards9111 4 роки тому +1

    He could be our best prime minister

  • @aarondingain9006
    @aarondingain9006 3 роки тому +3

    That's the problem today kid's having kids as the parents sit on their arse's getting pissed and stoned and you can't discipline them for fear of social sciences on your door step

    • @Elitist20
      @Elitist20 3 роки тому +2

      Social sciences! I know, right? All those nosy economists and archaeologists.

  • @breebw
    @breebw 8 років тому +12

    Never seen mashed potato eaten with hands before. Then our 9 yo grandchildren visited. So yeah.

    • @georgemckie6986
      @georgemckie6986 7 років тому

      Breen Whitman

    • @raychambers3646
      @raychambers3646 4 роки тому

      My wife worked in a school canteen, cutlery was an alien concept to a lot of them!

  • @peggs1
    @peggs1 3 роки тому +2

    Good god ,
    He's right !

  • @magnusmaul5447
    @magnusmaul5447 5 років тому +3

    Build a Woodhenge, a Wickerhenge, a Plastichenge, a Paperhenge, another Stonehenge, a Brickhenge, a Metalhenge, Chocolatehenge, a Glasshenge and a Meathenge. Keep the idea of the no power tools and the foreman with the stick.

  • @Thesheperd703
    @Thesheperd703 7 років тому +12

    Finally ! I actually found a British comedian that makes me laugh :)

    • @redwarf8118
      @redwarf8118 5 років тому +3

      how long have you been looking, two minutes? some examples I like: Dylan Moran, Bill bailey, Billy Connolly (Scottish), Sean Lock, Ross Noble, Johnny Vegas, all of Monty Python (!), Ronnie Corbett ...

  • @sir648
    @sir648 8 років тому +9

    He's funny. He's like a British version of Sam Kinison

  • @eddielawson6755
    @eddielawson6755 8 років тому +17

    Agree with everything. I'm a theatre auditorium enthusiast but don't know this one - can anyone identify it for me ? I'm a bit of a trainspotter, but we all have our faults !!

    • @Stubchain
      @Stubchain  8 років тому

      It could be Queens Theatre London Eddie. The full show was called The Only Way Is EPIC.

    • @ashleymardlin4337
      @ashleymardlin4337 8 років тому +1

      theatre royal in Brighton theatreroyalbrighton.com

    • @justandy333
      @justandy333 8 років тому

      Great way to justify your own geekish interest by putting another geekish interest down. From 1 geek to another that's a pretty shit way to conduct yourself.

    • @alexdunhill4271
      @alexdunhill4271 7 років тому +1

      i think he meant his "fault" was that he didn't know which theatre it was mate

    • @justandy333
      @justandy333 7 років тому +1

      I disagree. if he was concerned about theaters then why did he bother mentioning 'trainspotters' they are totally unrelated. Thats how alot of insecure 'geeks' behave. They try to justify their own niche interests by putting others down. Thus targeting the commonly perceived 'geek' stereotype of trainspotters. There is nothing wrong with having a niche interest. There is everything wrong with trying to put other down for it. Quit defending this tosser. I'm sure he could speak for himself if he had the balls.

  • @MrMbisker
    @MrMbisker 6 років тому +2

    You got a fucking boyfriend, he can pay for it!! 😂😂😂

  • @vantheman12welshman66
    @vantheman12welshman66 6 років тому +1

    Love the carpet

  • @imonthebox1148
    @imonthebox1148 4 роки тому +7

    Many a true word spoken in jest. End of.....

  • @sarahholland1375
    @sarahholland1375 6 років тому +8

    What we need to do is build some pyramids! LMAO

  • @GuySands
    @GuySands Рік тому

    Me and the other dads, in the group..LOL!!!!!

  • @nickdearden2273
    @nickdearden2273 3 роки тому +1

    Put your hands up so I know who to completely throw under the bus 😂

  • @BP-kx2ig
    @BP-kx2ig 22 дні тому

    The pub landlord would not drink lager, but he seems to do.

  • @TheCatBilbo
    @TheCatBilbo 6 років тому +16

    Um, I wonder if people realise it's a satirical character?! Shades of people loving Alf Garnett and not realising!

    • @HumanTypewriter
      @HumanTypewriter 6 років тому

      Or he is just a bit like Alf. There will always be idiots like them.

    • @limpfishyes
      @limpfishyes 5 років тому +2

      @@HumanTypewriter He's a character. It's satire, only most people watching probably don't realise. Here hs is doing a serious docu on the art of Germany ua-cam.com/video/4iX0ZdX1i2w/v-deo.html

    • @stephenreeds3672
      @stephenreeds3672 5 років тому +3

      Alas I think a lot of people don't.

    • @trollobite1629
      @trollobite1629 3 роки тому +2

      @@limpfishyes *"...most don't realise..."*
      Have a phucking day off will yah, satire and sarcasm is what the English do best.

  • @develynseether4426
    @develynseether4426 8 місяців тому +1

    He's right, most parents are doing a really shit job.

  • @jintsfan
    @jintsfan 6 місяців тому

    Al joking aside, (see what I did there), ‘Scotland’ DOESN’T want to leave the UK.

  • @everestfalls
    @everestfalls 7 років тому +2

    It might actually work.

  • @ciaran3884
    @ciaran3884 8 років тому +21

    That generation grew up, the millennials are ruining everything, the generation under that are becoming better.

    • @Deadmentellnotales-vf3gg
      @Deadmentellnotales-vf3gg 7 років тому +7

      richard cunningham No you were dealt bad bloody parents!

    • @lettuceprime4922
      @lettuceprime4922 7 років тому

      Dead men tell no tales 1914 - It's not Gen X's fault their parents were too high on having life fucking handed to them on a silver platter to raise kids.

    • @EEYore-py1bf
      @EEYore-py1bf 6 років тому +2

      Everyone before Gen Z fucked everything, boomers opened the borders, Gen Xers fucked the economy with their 'social democracy' shit, millennials called everything racist and sexist, so now Gen Z is left with no country, no jobs, and no identity. No fucking wonder we're swinging to the right like a god damn tetherball.

  • @richardsales6996
    @richardsales6996 3 роки тому +1

    Great Britain centre of the universe lol

  • @meirwise1107
    @meirwise1107 4 роки тому +6

    Hilarious!

  • @paulashe61
    @paulashe61 4 місяці тому

    No ones plan A except for your old age!

  • @justintime1307
    @justintime1307 3 роки тому +1

    Had my son on a contract and asked him to go and sort something for me.
    Half an hour later I wondered where he'd went.
    Found him sleeping on the customers bed.
    His excuse, he done what I'd asked and didn't know what to do next. 16 ye old, walked out an apprenticeship because his friends left the college.
    No concept of work what so ever.
    Wants to be a full time game player on playstation, WTF is going on with kids today

    • @redkop510
      @redkop510 3 роки тому +1

      I work 10hr shifts on nights....obviously the company takes on many employees some of them young ie: between ages 18-25....most of them don't last 2 weeks..had one lad finish because he was stressed out... unbelievable...but I have found that most of them just want Mummy and Daddy to look after them while they just want to stay at home and smoke weed🤔..the amount of young people now working while stoned out of their heads is unreal...they can't even function.

  • @SloopADoopy
    @SloopADoopy 4 роки тому +7

    4:46 my ex-wife would agree with that 🤣😂

  • @TheFWAdmin
    @TheFWAdmin 6 років тому +3

    You should've cut the video at 9.45

  • @hoogmonster
    @hoogmonster 6 років тому +3

    Al Murray Is Donald Trump's principal policy advisor...

    • @redwarf8118
      @redwarf8118 5 років тому +1

      ..I wish he would be.

    • @mentalmaud8894
      @mentalmaud8894 5 років тому +1

      Trump would probably make a better person if Al was.

  • @AlanTaylorCRSmusicproduction
    @AlanTaylorCRSmusicproduction 3 роки тому

    Is that Steve Wilko in the front row?

  • @justamanchimp
    @justamanchimp 2 роки тому

    I don't get the "You can't ***** see" at the end?

    • @Stubchain
      @Stubchain  2 роки тому

      It's every kids "ambition" to appear in these crap "talent" shows (I use the term loosely). All the girls sound exactly the same and sing through their noses.

    • @develynseether4426
      @develynseether4426 8 місяців тому

      ​@@Stubchain most girls these days end up having an OnlyFans account and think they're entitled to a sugar daddy

  • @billshearing6398
    @billshearing6398 5 років тому +7

    Funniest stand up act ever

  • @scottleft3672
    @scottleft3672 7 років тому +1

    i can't beleive the flat screen dillemma is archtypal...omfg.....and i know its true.

  • @alexandroo7631
    @alexandroo7631 4 роки тому +9

    The 179 dislikes must b the gay boys

  • @MONKEYBOY4627
    @MONKEYBOY4627 4 роки тому +2

    Who is Tess just wondering? Very attractive woman

  • @christophermallett8166
    @christophermallett8166 6 років тому

    Some of these kids are their own fuckin grandparents 😂😂😂

  • @seaangling
    @seaangling 3 роки тому +4

    Too many parents want to be their kids mate, grow a set and be a parent.

  • @justsmashing4628
    @justsmashing4628 5 років тому +3

    Artificial Intelligence Murray

  • @rajibrabbi40
    @rajibrabbi40 7 років тому +1

    agreed

  • @blackcat2075
    @blackcat2075 6 років тому +3

    this dude is a crack up

  • @t.least.he.is.honest
    @t.least.he.is.honest 6 років тому +1

    You can't ?????

  • @stevelufc64
    @stevelufc64 3 роки тому +1

    2 ms in mum =more money 2 d's in dad =deeper debt

  • @realmwatters2977
    @realmwatters2977 11 місяців тому

    7 years later he tried but failed.

  • @specialized29er86
    @specialized29er86 7 років тому +17

    Who else not wearing any pants.

  • @bakunicorn
    @bakunicorn 6 років тому +2

    sum i need to tell you right now

  • @mfst100
    @mfst100 4 роки тому

    If kids can't sing or anything it's because schools we send them to don't teach them much of interesting stuff.

    • @Dc-vp3dq
      @Dc-vp3dq 3 роки тому +1

      Sure. Like how to construct a coherent sentence.

  • @richardsmith6206
    @richardsmith6206 6 років тому +1

    Theresa May move over al Murray's here now !