Why Bacon Proves The Existence Of God

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  • @angrytedtalks
    @angrytedtalks 5 років тому +415

    I thought many of these comments were spam. Turns out they are bacon.

  • @darkleader5962
    @darkleader5962 5 років тому +335

    This is the most british thing I've seen in a while.

    • @tobylots
      @tobylots 4 роки тому +3

      Dark Leader certainly is my friend 🤣🤣

    • @brianjensen3047
      @brianjensen3047 6 місяців тому +1

      Brits love Denmark everybody knows we are the provider of Bacon😜

    • @aclark903
      @aclark903 5 місяців тому

      @@brianjensen3047#Lurpak 🥇💛😊

    • @jamesmiller113
      @jamesmiller113 4 місяці тому

      ​@@brianjensen3047not to mention your extended kingdom saved our bacon once or twice ⚔️👌

  • @mattsmedley.onehandedgamin9029
    @mattsmedley.onehandedgamin9029 4 роки тому +67

    As a recovered alcoholic, I don't miss this in the slightest.
    Yet bacon is still awsome 👍

  • @silentwitness247
    @silentwitness247 5 років тому +128

    That made me cry with laughter. More please...

    • @bubbajo9089
      @bubbajo9089 4 роки тому

      More bacon yes please

    • @freelanserns187
      @freelanserns187 4 роки тому

      The sergeant major wouldn't cook bacon for you you would shove your head in the toilet then throw a bit of bacon in front of you and a bit of Timmy's coffee

  • @Bazza.baz224
    @Bazza.baz224 5 років тому +114

    Now THAT'S what I call genuine observational comedy genius. 🥓🥓🥓

  • @ftumschk
    @ftumschk 5 років тому +310

    Two friends, a priest and rabbi, are travelling on a train to a religious convention.
    At one point, the priest asks the rabbi: “I hope you don’t mind me asking, Isaac, but I’ve often wondered if you've ever tried bacon”
    The rabbi admitted: “Well, I did once, out of curiosity many years ago, but never again”
    The priest smiled kindly: “I understand, old friend. Your secret’s safe with me”
    A few minutes later, the rabbi asks: “Since you ask, I've sometimes wondered if you ever had sex”
    Quietly, the priest replied: “I did once when I was a young novice, but not since”
    After a pause, the rabbi grinned and said: “Better than bacon, ain’t it?”

    • @sirbader1
      @sirbader1 5 років тому +6

      Apparently, Judaism isn't just an orientation, but a religion.

    • @barniestormer6698
      @barniestormer6698 5 років тому

      No

    • @moose5996
      @moose5996 5 років тому +3

      That's actually a hard one. Give up bacon or give up sex? 🤔

    • @wolfbbq6076
      @wolfbbq6076 5 років тому +19

      @@moose5996 just give up eating bacon during sex, works for me.

    • @gordonlawrence1448
      @gordonlawrence1448 5 років тому +1

      @@sirbader1 Being a Jew is not just a religion it's also a political stance as well as an ethnic group. They were bright enough to realise John Locke was wrong.

  • @johnrowland3105
    @johnrowland3105 Рік тому +6

    Quite possibly the best comedy skit from a character ever ! That stuff about the 'Perilous assault on the bog"......haven't we all been there.

  • @mrjoey94
    @mrjoey94 5 років тому +42

    One of my favorite comedy skits. 😂

  • @roberte.o.speedwagon6043
    @roberte.o.speedwagon6043 5 років тому +33

    Looove this skit. Will we get a 'Pigeon brain' upload too?
    Got an American friend who I would love to introduce to the one true Brit, our Pub Landlord ☺️

  • @onetwo3706
    @onetwo3706 5 років тому +69

    How do you make any food taste better?
    Add bacon.

  • @charlesborden8111
    @charlesborden8111 3 роки тому +50

    Benjamin Franklin: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
    Al Murray: Bacon is proof that God loves us and wants use to be happy.
    Me: These are religious ideals that I can get behind and support.

  • @mobiustrip1400
    @mobiustrip1400 5 років тому +85

    God, those memories of driving the porcelain bus...and then after you've emptied the tank, trying to sleep on the disco bed, round and round she goes until you need to go and drive the porcelain bus again.

    • @elizabethtaylor9321
      @elizabethtaylor9321 5 років тому +1

      Mobius Trip Dead right, but how many times did we just not quite make it , but we still had to speak to Hughie on the big phone ! C Taylor .

    • @phredphlintstone6455
      @phredphlintstone6455 4 роки тому +1

      Disco bed...nice.
      We used, bed spins.
      ...put a foot on the floor, stops the spins
      most of the time. If not, try both feet on the floor...

    • @conmcgrath7502
      @conmcgrath7502 3 роки тому

      @@phredphlintstone6455 Both feet on the floor? Golden, time for more sex please.i know you'ld not believe it, but five times in one night and again in the morning...I was younger and fitter then, we bounced off every wall in a small room and laughed about the things that got broken....oh happy days!

    • @phredphlintstone6455
      @phredphlintstone6455 3 роки тому +1

      @@conmcgrath7502 a bit off topic

    • @conmcgrath7502
      @conmcgrath7502 3 роки тому +1

      @@phredphlintstone6455 You're just jealous! And yes, it is true.

  • @kendee4421
    @kendee4421 5 років тому +204

    Serious comment. The difference between UK and US humour. A lot of American comedians do little more than swear a lot and make obscene jokes. They get whistles, cheers and laughs and do little else apart from wisecrack, often at the expense of others . Good UK comedians swear occasionally, involve the audience in a gentle and amusing way, and do an intelligently worked out, original, relevant and funny routine that deserves the cheers and laughs it gets.

    • @Hustada
      @Hustada 4 роки тому +17

      This is way to generalized. It depends on their persona. There are plenty of great American comedians who don’t rely on obscenity or swearing.

    • @patagualianmostly7437
      @patagualianmostly7437 4 роки тому +5

      @@Hustada Good to hear it. But Ken Dee has a point.
      Swearing in context is fine by me but generally childish otherwise.
      So-called "Adult humour" in the early '70s was merely designed to shock.
      It's largely lost that factor, thank heavens.
      And now a skilled comedian can use it to his advantage if he's intelligent enough.

    • @casinodelonge
      @casinodelonge 4 роки тому +3

      @@patagualianmostly7437 Fuck off, you're talking bollocks.

    • @chrisjohn3909
      @chrisjohn3909 4 роки тому +8

      What's America got to do with it?

    • @concertinacultist9971
      @concertinacultist9971 4 роки тому +3

      Probably because you all get arrested at the slightest step over the line anyway.

  • @KiatHuang
    @KiatHuang 3 роки тому +6

    The most English of comedians. That bathroom scene! Comic genius.

  • @TallSilentGuy
    @TallSilentGuy 3 роки тому +6

    6:50 Most unimpressed face EVER.

  • @firingoneight3088
    @firingoneight3088 4 роки тому +12

    In all of this we missed the point that when you’re 3 sheets to the wind huddling in the corner of the bathroom between the wall and the bowl with your face on the rim is the single comfiest place in the world 😂

  • @robertkopp873
    @robertkopp873 5 років тому +21

    Makes sense to me ...

  • @johnterpack3940
    @johnterpack3940 4 роки тому +5

    Saw an ad for a new Kevin Bacon movie at the start of the video.

  • @pmjbacon
    @pmjbacon 4 роки тому +2

    Thank you for the endorsement:-)

  • @stevegoodson9022
    @stevegoodson9022 Рік тому +3

    As someone who' genuinely lost the use of the right side of my body (from a stroke), that mime of trying to drag yourself off the floor is spot on

  • @woopimagpie
    @woopimagpie 3 роки тому +19

    He's right about the vegetarians too. My wife is a vego (it's a texture thing, not ethical. She just doesn't like most of it) and whenever I'm cooking bacon she says "I could eat that". I'm yet to see her actually do it, but she's repeatedly said if she were forced to eat meat she'd start with bacon.

    • @JohnGardnerAlhadis
      @JohnGardnerAlhadis Рік тому

      There are only two types of people in the world: those who love bacon, and liars.

  • @Moondog-wc4vm
    @Moondog-wc4vm 5 років тому +11

    Apart from the stale pork scratching and the three pink guys in running shoes this is an accurate representation of every one of my Friday nights for the last 30 years. Obviously I must try harder in future!

    • @SpiritmanProductions
      @SpiritmanProductions 2 роки тому +1

      Past performance would indicate that's unlikely! But did you? 😁

  • @alanyoung290
    @alanyoung290 4 роки тому +4

    Al Murray is Britain’s crazy drunk uncle. God bless him.

  • @karljohanlea5564
    @karljohanlea5564 5 років тому +12

    I didn't know getting that drunk was so much fun.

  • @stevemarshall3481
    @stevemarshall3481 3 роки тому +2

    You know you're in for a few hours starring at armitage shanks when you close your eyes and the pesky room starts spinning lol

  • @damianwozniak3798
    @damianwozniak3798 2 роки тому +1

    "Holly Bacon" 😆😂🤣. Great Show.🥓🥓🥓🍺🍺🍺

  • @windydrifter7633
    @windydrifter7633 5 років тому +10

    Take it from a Virginian , Bacon is that Good . Best wishes from the U.S.A.

  • @Sam-ch9mn
    @Sam-ch9mn 4 роки тому +5

    Two mates dropped by one morning. One’s a Jew and I apologised to him as I was making bacon sandwiches. Ten minutes later, we are all tucking in and the world was right. Bacon brings peace and harmony.

  • @ryanwalker3237
    @ryanwalker3237 5 років тому +21

    Bacon butty here we go!!!

  • @freddoflintstono9321
    @freddoflintstono9321 5 місяців тому

    This routine is now something like 10 years old, and I still collapse in helpless laughter when I watch it. The man's a genius.

  • @JC-sd3vh
    @JC-sd3vh 11 місяців тому +1

    Oh so accurate of my seventies and eighties, apart from being scared to close my eyes as the room would spin uncontrolably.

  • @CristiNeagu
    @CristiNeagu 5 років тому +7

    It says a lot about british homes that you can mention the strip of metal that separates the carpet from the linoleum and EVERYONE knows what you're talking about and why would scraping your face against it would be a bad idea.

    • @Futureistixsoundz
      @Futureistixsoundz 5 років тому

      You ever stubbed tour toe on a strip of metal?

    • @CristiNeagu
      @CristiNeagu 5 років тому +1

      @@Futureistixsoundz This isn't "a" strip of metal. This is THE strip of metal almost everyone has in their British homes.

  • @cheifofthereef1124
    @cheifofthereef1124 5 років тому +6

    As a kid I nearly died of choking on bacon 3 times yet I still agree

  • @man-observing-world
    @man-observing-world 2 роки тому +3

    Wow, just wow. What a true talent this lad is.

  • @roaringlaughter3812
    @roaringlaughter3812 5 років тому +17

    The bacon force 🤣

  • @georgiahewitt835
    @georgiahewitt835 5 років тому +28

    I want some bacon now lol

  • @Doom_Guy__
    @Doom_Guy__ 5 років тому +7

    Anyone else in the mood for bacon now?

  • @jim9667
    @jim9667 2 роки тому +1

    Telford, Rotherham and Rochdale. Something tells me universal British support for Bacon is waining.

  • @phila2361
    @phila2361 4 роки тому +4

    The kiwis have a good saying, "how do you make a good meal better? Just add bacon!"

    • @timfagan816
      @timfagan816 2 роки тому

      I've been living in New Zealand for 8 years, and I have never, ever once heard any kiwi say this, stop lying!

  • @gordonlawrence1448
    @gordonlawrence1448 5 років тому +1

    You are not properly drunk till you have to hold on to the floor to stop yourself falling off.

  • @satan9373
    @satan9373 3 роки тому

    Great work as usual!

  • @lovelybitofbugle219
    @lovelybitofbugle219 5 років тому +6

    They're not gonna like this one.

  • @Valkirth
    @Valkirth 4 роки тому +3

    bacon is red,bacon is rough,one strip of bacon is never enough.

  • @timdunn2387
    @timdunn2387 Рік тому +1

    It is better having an empty house than a bad tenant. Embrace the bowl.

  • @keithsquawk
    @keithsquawk 3 роки тому +1

    The most English thing about The Guv is Al's command of the language

  • @kenmartin2397
    @kenmartin2397 5 років тому +4

    Can never go wrong with Bacon

  • @lr882027
    @lr882027 2 роки тому +2

    Pigs - the inventors of bacon

  • @HarryNicNicholas
    @HarryNicNicholas 6 місяців тому +1

    taking toilet humour to new heights.

  • @SSR175
    @SSR175 3 роки тому +3

    When I looked at the title I thought it's about something profound Francis Bacon said😂😂

  • @nirmalvarma3386
    @nirmalvarma3386 5 років тому +6

    How does he come up with stuff like this!

    • @rburghout7
      @rburghout7 5 років тому

      I guess experience of his own 😁

    • @darrenyoung001
      @darrenyoung001 5 років тому +1

      He's an Oxbridge graduate, many years of practice. A VERY intelligent bloke. I think his old man is a High Court judge!!!?

  • @benfoote4392
    @benfoote4392 3 роки тому

    When the Bacon see’s your unconscious body propped up against your toilet bowl:
    Come now, this is no place to die

  • @odysseusrex5908
    @odysseusrex5908 5 років тому +2

    Dang Al, you just don't seem to be able to hold your liquor.

  • @PropagandaDS
    @PropagandaDS 3 роки тому +1

    Serious advice, when you're throwing up, don't tip your head down too low, or the throw up'll come out your nose

  • @peterr.905
    @peterr.905 5 років тому

    Dear Al, wonderful video you posted. Please can you post the other proof of God vide?, [The one about flight]

  • @danielsjohnson
    @danielsjohnson 4 роки тому +3

    I once had bacon covered in chocolate. In theory that should be the best candy ever. The best salty food combined with the best sweet food. In practice it wasn't that good. The chocolate diluted the bacon.

  • @vinnynash8517
    @vinnynash8517 4 роки тому +2

    My dad said he was a vegetarian until he smelt bacon🤣🤣

  • @babbarr77
    @babbarr77 5 років тому +8

    I thought it was wine. As Ben Franklin said: "Wine is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

  • @joekhalil5469
    @joekhalil5469 5 років тому +2

    Amazing. Best one ha we all relate landlord.

  • @metalbob3335
    @metalbob3335 4 роки тому

    Bacon is gonna save my arse in the morning from how much I drank from tonight. Lmfao

  • @Mistressofthegroove
    @Mistressofthegroove 3 роки тому +2

    Omg I'm getting flashbacks 🤣🤣🤣

  • @casinodelonge
    @casinodelonge 4 роки тому +2

    This is actually a true story. Bless you bacon.

  • @barbaricbacon9139
    @barbaricbacon9139 4 роки тому +2

    I knew I was special

  • @orbazel
    @orbazel 3 роки тому +1

    This made me cry a little and thank god I don’t live in an Islamic country. Nothing that tastes as good as bacon should be banned by anyone.

  • @paulgreen2416
    @paulgreen2416 5 років тому +18

    We've all been there! 😂

  • @RajdeepDnath
    @RajdeepDnath 4 роки тому +2

    For some reason, I thought it was gonna be about Francis Bacon.

  • @dafrasier1
    @dafrasier1 5 років тому +22

    Humor without out the artificial laugh track. Great British comedy. USA TV comedy is terrible.

    • @eligebrown8998
      @eligebrown8998 5 років тому +1

      We know. Stop reminding us

    • @eligebrown8998
      @eligebrown8998 5 років тому +1

      We know stop reminding us. I'm from the u.s. I even loved British Comedy as a kid. I'm 46 now

    • @renditioners
      @renditioners 5 років тому

      Great British comedy, courtesy of 30grand a year Bedford public school, everything here in England is better, we are so lucky, best public school's best Royal family, best cars our nissans are the best Japanese er, cars in the erm, World,

    • @jumbo4billion
      @jumbo4billion 4 роки тому +3

      @@renditioners No need to be bitter. An expensive education isn't required to get down to your local comedy club and start doing open mics. It's a good and free way to learn if it's a craft you enjoy working on.

  • @stephensalt6787
    @stephensalt6787 11 місяців тому

    The Pub Landlord, a genius creation.

  • @thomascresswell5365
    @thomascresswell5365 4 роки тому +1

    I wanna ave a beer wiv this man

  • @JubblyJelly
    @JubblyJelly 4 роки тому +2

    If you do not believe in bacon then you shall not be welcomed into heaven but struck down to hell.
    This was written in the third tablet that Moses dropped

  • @darthhodges
    @darthhodges 4 роки тому +1

    He would also appreciate this quote attributed to colonial rebel (American Founding Father) Benjamin Franklin: "Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy."

    • @neddyseagoon9601
      @neddyseagoon9601 24 дні тому

      Typical politician because when he worked in a hot lead boiling printing shop in London he was confused as to why beer was consumed instead of water, given that yeast and grain could as easily make wholesome bread...

  • @asams7255
    @asams7255 4 роки тому +1

    My mum's vegitarian but still eats bacon

  • @shawnmclean7932
    @shawnmclean7932 4 місяці тому

    I had a Jewish roommate who couldn't resist the life giving force of bacon.

  • @iamgort70
    @iamgort70 5 років тому

    Clever writing indeed.

  • @Sneeky930
    @Sneeky930 8 місяців тому

    Hail Bacon. Blessed is the fruit of thy piglet. The aroma of the ressurection art with thee. Blessed be the sizzle. 🥓🙏

  • @mawsonfamily3633
    @mawsonfamily3633 3 роки тому

    Another genius,brilliant!

  • @allenmckinney9533
    @allenmckinney9533 4 роки тому

    I just got back home from Burger King where I had a bacon king burger and now I'm watching this. Lol

  • @gavsmith1980
    @gavsmith1980 5 років тому +16

    Needs a trigger warning for vegans 😂

    • @BeanMachine360
      @BeanMachine360 5 років тому +1

      they are not vegan by the end of it

    • @krazytroutcatcher
      @krazytroutcatcher 5 років тому +3

      Yes it does.
      Vegans can become extremely aggressive.
      A trigger warning would save his bacon...

    • @voidstrider801
      @voidstrider801 4 роки тому

      @@krazytroutcatcher that pun was greasy.

    • @BeanMachine360
      @BeanMachine360 4 роки тому

      @@voidstrider801 so is bacon
      BACON
      YES
      I LOVE BACON

  • @koalla_s3364
    @koalla_s3364 5 років тому

    The first scene in just a stroke

  • @likklej8
    @likklej8 5 років тому +7

    But it’s got to be brown sauce on it

    • @BeanMachine360
      @BeanMachine360 5 років тому +1

      Bacon can be plain
      bacon is best with bacon

    • @likklej8
      @likklej8 5 років тому +1

      Not Pocketsoviet that’s so boring loads of black pepper too. Sorry I like spicy food.

    • @angrytedtalks
      @angrytedtalks 5 років тому

      Way better than ketchup, but cracked black pepper and a dash of hollandaise works too... In a toasted bagel with a fried egg and a slice of processed cheese. Mmmmmmm. Breakfast!

    • @likklej8
      @likklej8 5 років тому +2

      Angry Ted I concur with fried egg but not too runny.

  • @doomerquiet1909
    @doomerquiet1909 4 роки тому +1

    I was drinking tonight, only half a fifth, and this made me want to puke.
    Job well done.

    • @Endeva09
      @Endeva09 4 роки тому +1

      Doomer Quiet what’s a fifth, or a tenth in this case?

  • @terryhoole1158
    @terryhoole1158 5 років тому +3

    Bacon food for the gods

  • @dcworld1076
    @dcworld1076 2 роки тому

    think bacon will save my life in the morning

  • @donlomo
    @donlomo 5 років тому

    You sir, made me a believer !

  • @MightyDrunken
    @MightyDrunken 4 місяці тому

    I can confirm all of this.

  • @arnoldscully8906
    @arnoldscully8906 4 роки тому +1

    AMEN!

  • @scotoxford7931
    @scotoxford7931 5 років тому +2

    Lol I'm American so hello from across the pond you are awesome defiantly a like and subscribe from me

    • @patagualianmostly7437
      @patagualianmostly7437 4 роки тому +1

      Welcome aboard the sinking ship....But we'll go down laughing, eh?!

  • @UKPete
    @UKPete 5 років тому +2

    LOL you have got to have been there to tell it like that :-)!

  • @r1yamahamini
    @r1yamahamini 5 років тому +2

    🥓 nom nom

  • @10hawell
    @10hawell 3 роки тому

    Murray looks like Mussolini's younger brother.

  • @LearnThaiRapidMethod
    @LearnThaiRapidMethod 3 роки тому +1

    Bacon tastes like human! That’s why everyone loves it so much...
    Not sure why it isn’t kosher and how Jesus and his Christian followers managed to wriggle out of that particular commandment...

  • @Goodwithwood69
    @Goodwithwood69 5 років тому +1

    Genius!

  • @paulc5333
    @paulc5333 4 роки тому +1

    Thank God for Bacon!

  • @stewartwebb5699
    @stewartwebb5699 3 роки тому +1

    Comedy genius!

  • @steveholmes5207
    @steveholmes5207 5 років тому +8

    Bacon lol i love pigs but i love the taste of bacon so win win lol

    • @georgehristov8874
      @georgehristov8874 5 років тому

      If you really care about pigs but love bacon, you can try having soy bacon rashers.
      I’ve tried and they taste they same as real flesh.

    • @steveholmes5207
      @steveholmes5207 5 років тому +5

      @@georgehristov8874 it was joke and anyone should take that way and i wouldn't eat anything vegan i work in the restaurant business and its utter dreadful shit but please feel free to be vegan and drink soy

    • @aniruddhadatta8098
      @aniruddhadatta8098 5 років тому

      @@steveholmes5207 you know what you talking about.....but i think i have a faint idea of what shit goes into those fucking rashers........it's dreadful .....

    • @ciaranconvery80
      @ciaranconvery80 5 років тому +1

      @Gio piss off if you hate bacon

    • @brianwilson3952
      @brianwilson3952 5 років тому +2

      @@georgehristov8874 Oh, go and eat some grass.
      Herbivores don't have canines.
      And they are generally dumb.
      We are omnivores and have canines.
      To bite meat, to give us the proteins we need for our brains to function at a higher level.
      If we'd have stayed Herbivores, we'd still be living in trees.
      It always Amazes me how so many people don't understand simple scientific facts.

  • @danskkr
    @danskkr 9 місяців тому

    Its true. Been vegetarian for almost 50 years and the only meat i wish i liked is bacon. It smells fecking fantastic

  • @patrick88705
    @patrick88705 4 роки тому +2

    Bacon, the greatest cure for vegetarianism

  • @funnyx8307
    @funnyx8307 4 роки тому

    Hungry now

  • @MSkallywagg
    @MSkallywagg 3 роки тому +1

    Ever since I became vegan I've never eaten so much bacon

  • @joe2mercs
    @joe2mercs 4 роки тому +8

    Al is obsessed, he once visited a doctor thinking he had turned into a rasher of bacon. After weeks of salt water baths he was cured.

  • @darrenphillips5874
    @darrenphillips5874 3 роки тому +1

    Genius